hey wait. so if you grow up as an only child or with siblings who like the same tv as you how do you learn tolerance?

how can you expect me to just go to work when I just had like 4 of the weirdest dreams?

I have a mental block around how I met your father because it’s been cute so far but this megan trainor cameo is just one step too far into things I will not watch

siiiiiiiigh, taylor. you're the only one i trust with this and i don't know if you take requests but i'm desperate (like the i'm in pain + aching kind of desperate) for wealthy!steve to take us out on his lil yacht and absolutely rail us off the coast of italy :(

the song: Pineapple Slice by Tove Lo & SG Lewis

warnings: secluded public spot / Sorry I've never been to Italy, my only experience are slutty Joe pics & The Lizzie McGuire movie 🤷‍♀️

He turns his black baseball hat around for better access to your body. His lips skim the seam of your suit, thick fingers messing with the ties on your hips. He squeezes the plump skin, dragging and scratching down your thighs as he pulls the bikini bottom from your body. Your back arches against the leather cushions of the boatseat, hips lifting for him. The sun is blinding white - high in the sky, and the drip of cool ocean water from his hair soothes the sweat coating your body.

You whisper the name of the man you've just met when his nose skims up the inside of your legs, nipping at your thighs as his large hands push them wider for better access.

"Come on honey, need to taste you." The endearment falls easily from his lips despite knowing each other less than 24 hours. This isn't what you thought would be the aftermath of your night out with friends.

Green flashes and purple shimmers as base radiated from your feet into your chest. Sweet drinks and stealing cherries from everyone as you danced and bounced in the Italian club to a song you didn't know. Hips swaying to a good beat and when you turned, you saw him. He's smug, a lopsided smile, a hand running through chestnut hair. A glint in his hazel eyes and the flashes of green overhead illuminate the silver chain, the ring on his middle finger and the watch on his wrist that all scream money. A flirty line about how dancing like you were was dangerous, an offer of buying you bubbly expensive things that taste sweet on your tongue, and hands on your hips as your chests pressed closer, moving to the music together until your lips collided. All ending in an offer of taking you out on his boat tomorrow, a secluded little spot off the coast.

And here you are.

Steve's thumbs spread your lips for him, and his tongue licks a broad stripe through you. Thighs squeezing around his ears, muffling the sounds of the waves crashing into the rocks and the side of the boat. His mouth works lazily but precise as his hands roam under the curve of your ass. Pads of his fingers push into your skin, curvy and thick and he pulls you tighter around him, desperate for more. Tongue licking and swirling around your clit, mouth moving lower as he sucks one of your lips. A moan falls from your parched mouth and your toes curl as a rough wave rocks the boat, adding to the boil bubbling in your stomach.

He brings his attention back to the throbbing nerves, sucking around it and kitten licking with his tongue as a finger nudges at your entrance. One finger easily slips in, a second following and you clench around them as they curl. He finds the spot that has you lifting yourself off the seat. Your fingers tug in his wet locks, chest heaving as you look down at him. Sweat beads down the dip of your breasts as you plead his name, begging to release.

Steve removes himself, shaking his head no. His eyes are taken over by his black pupils, his dark chest hair curls with saltwater and sweat. He shoves the black wet fabric of his swimtrunks low enough to pull his throbbing length out. Your mouth waters at the sight of his muscles flexing as he tugs on himself, somehow getting harder and bigger. Lining the mushroom tip up with your entrance, Steve leans over you. He kisses your lips softly, tongue licking and tracing over your top lip until you sigh. The taste of yourself lingering, mixing with sweet fruit and salt from the ocean water that still clings to his tan and freckled skin.

Breath warm against your cheek as he whispers, "I need to be inside you when you cum, pretty girl."

You nod, desperate, your orgasm right on the cusp already and he lets his weight fall against you as he slides into your entrance in a quick and powerful thrust. Your cry against his lips has him squeezing at every ounce of your skin he can find. Lips drifting and pressing sweet kisses to your neck that contrast with the quick and sharp movements of his hips slapping against yours.

"Oh, fuck," your lashes are wet with tears at the ache in your gut, "Steve, I'm gonna cum!"

"Yeah?" He's breathless, groaning as your fingers scratch up his back.

The weight of his chest against yours is somehow comforting, and the pressure and graze of the thick hair at his base hitting the perfect spot that has you hanging on the edge of the cliff you've been climbing.

Steve's fingers rub messy circles into your puffy and needy clit, nerves vibrating beneath the pads of his fingers. He attaches his mouth to yours again as you take the jump, freefalling off the ledge until you hit the water. Walls tightening around him, body spasming beneath his. His release follows quickly, throbbing inside of you as he grips at your sides, squeezing and breathing your name into your parted lips.

He slows his thrusts, both of you gasping for air. Sounds of the waves return, the sun feels even warmer as the sweat falls off of both of your hot skin.

Steve reaches above your head, grabbing a piece of pineapple and holding it up to your mouth. You stare into each other's eyes, something in your gazes warming for each other as your breathless panting finds a rhythm together. Your lips wrap around the fruit, biting into the pineapple slice. Juice flows into your mouth, sweet and sticky and quenching a thirst you didn't know you had. Steve's thumb brushes over your bottom lip, tugging a little meanly until it pops back into place. He brings his thumb up to his lips and sucks the juice free from the skin.

The sun still has half the sky to conquer and you have no where to be other than on a boat off the coast of Italy with a rich boy who has an entire pineapple sliced and ready to feed you with.

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mumu plots i wanna do bc ive been binging 2000s movies & shows

cruise/travelling tour - (insp. the lizzie mcguire movie) 2 week cruise to certain european cities? concerning cruise ship employees too not just the guests! subplots: getting lost in the city they docked in, entering the wrong cabin, missing the cruise ship bc of a late night out, mysterious guest that one employee took an interest in, bffs joining the cruise bc of a pact/bucketlist, sightseeing, flirting with locals, couple on a honeymoon, couple on a Fake honeymoon

modern royals - (insp. princess diaries) young royals in training (gives room for 25+ muses) to assume their thrones or just royal etiquette. arranged marriages, galas, banquets, sneaking out, missing lessons, flying off to a diff country (or at least attempting to), a muse like Mia Thermopolis shielded from the pressures of royalty until the age of 18 so when she starts it’s all very new, dinners with politicians, dancing at balls, newly-wed royal couple, etc!

university town square - (insp. gilmore girls) with a focus on town square shops, boutiques, stores, bakery, and the like! purely reliant on character stories. we can set up category channels for each shop and have threads. a mix of a university x small town setting if u will! give me tired college students! college students that dont care! part time student/part-time shop attendant, etc!

tv show set - (insp. sonny with a chance) there’s so many ideas for this! main actors hating each other, secretly dating the second lead, manager and stylist, editing staff, the tension in the writers room, navigating the press, making friends/enemies with fellow actors of the show, making friends with actors from a rival show, stylists knowing all the drama and beef between their clients, paparazzi, trying to get through filming during ungodly hours.

mystery gang - (insp. scooby doo) could be a group of friends that have a youtube channel together for fun, or could be a professional bunch of ghost hunters. each case they get is purely for work but somehow they get entangled with unsolved crimes and uncovering secrets while they’re at it.

Chaotic stranger things headcanons:

-Will has dabbled in poetry, but he’s really bad at it. Even Jonathan is like “hey Bud, super proud of you but never show this to anyone”

-Eleven is told once that hellfire is an actual cult and she just accepts that her boyfriend is a part of it

-Dustin starts non-ironically keeping a pet rock because he’s still traumatized about Dart. He names his rock something equally nerdy and obscure that nobody else thinks is funny, except Argyle. He doesn’t get the reference, but he loves it nonetheless

-Once on a rainy day, Steve and Robin learn the entire choreography to Thriller by Michael Jackson. It was Steve’s idea.

-Nancy somehow gets stuck with a dog. Maybe she found it, or was given it, or whatever, and she is so annoyed at first. But within about two weeks she becomes so loyal to the dog that it ends up coming with her literally everywhere. Robin desperately wants to name him “Peanut Butter” but Nancy refuses and names him “Fred” instead. Literally everyone else calls him Peanut Butter anyway

-Max and Eleven ruin Angela’s life, Mean Girls style. Max is the mastermind, but Erica decides she wants in after their pathetic attempt at a prank call.

-Mike finds Will’s really bad poetry and asks if he can use it to write a song for Eleven’s birthday. Will is understandably angry at first, but then Mike says “your poetry is actually really good” and it makes Will’s lil gay heart flutter. Byler headcanon is Mike ends up dedicating the song to Will instead after Jonathan yells at Mike and tells him to stop being so oblivious.

-Robin eventually comes out to the gang while they’re all high, and Nancy/Jonathan/Steve/Argyle are convinced they’re all gay in their paranoid state. After they sober up, Nancy/Jonathan/Steve are like “wow ha ha that was really crazy.” Argyle, who’s been open to being queer his whole life, thinks it’s so funny he laughs about it every time he sees them for like a week. Finally, they ask him what’s so funny, and he just says something like “you’ll figure it out someday my dudes”

-Pretty much everyone has a full on proper gay crisis

-Lucas and Dustin start a radio show that barely anyone listens to, except Steve (who keeps up with every episode). They ask Steve to be on once and he acts like he’s been invited to be a guest on Jimmy Fallon

-Argyle ends up accidentally famous. A household name. Even though everyone knows who he is, he lives his life the exact same way and barely notices a difference

-Joyce and Hopper decide to elope in Vegas, but once they get there they realize they want to be at home with the family. On their way out, they run into Steve and Robin at a casino, pretending it’s their honeymoon to get free drinks. Max is at the slot machines, and Argyle is eating lobster in the corner. Will gets mistaken for one of the stars currently doing residency a la the Lizzie McGuire movie, so him, Mike, and Lucas end up backstage and meet the actual singer back there. Dustin goes full undercover and pretends to be a bodyguard, not that anybody believes him or cares. Nobody tells him that Eleven is actually the one making sure nobody gets to the boys. Jonathan and Nancy were the ones who drove, and they are staying at a bed and breakfast. Joyce and Hopper decide to make lemonade from lemons and go through with getting married since everyone is there anyway.

-Murray gets so mad he wasn’t invited to the wedding that he sends them a toaster as a wedding gift every month until the end of time. Joyce and Hopper beg him to stop, but he refuses. After a while even the local thrift store tells Joyce they won’t accept any more toasters from her.

(update: I have since made a part two and part three)

okay so he needed a solo trip and your on a vacay with like your cousins or something and their husbands/boyfriends/fiances and your the only single one and on the first night you snuck away to clear your head and go to the hotel bar to be alone and you just so happen to run into harry there. you've seen him around cause you have mutual friends but you've never really talked but you both recognize each other so wth not chat at this random bar. and you get to talking allll night long about everything and you eventually both say the reason for the trip your on. he just got out of a situationship that he thought would turn into more but didn't and ended up breaking up so he needed space to think and recover. your obvi on a trip with your cousins but your single so you kinda complain about it cause idk you feel outcasted even though your cousins begged you to go. and then in the middle of the convo he's like weeelllllll 👀 maybe we can hangout so you wont be totally alone the whole time. but somehow this led you to sneaking away from your cousins everyday to go do things with harry instead. you make up lies like "not feeling well" but then youd sneak away and hang with harry all day/night long (think lizzie mcguire movie sort of). and by the end of the trip your both VERY into eachother and you end up becoming fwb the last half of trip. and noone has any idea anything is going on/happened until you get home and one of your cousins was like "where were you the entire trip I know you were lying 🧐"

OHHHHHHHH MY GODDDFNBHFCB BITCHHHH I AM OBSESSSEDDDDJFHUHFHU ARE YOU KIDDIJNGNGJIKV

For Hilary Duff, this is what dreams are made of.

The Lizzie McGuire alum is pregnant with her and husband Matthew Koma's third baby together and her fourth child overall, she confirmed on Instagram Dec. 12.

Alongside a sweet family photo, showing Hilary cradling her growing baby bump, the "Come Clean" singer wrote, "Surprise Surprise!"

Hilary is already mom to kids Luca, 11, who she co-parents with ex-husband Mike Comrie, as well as her and Matthew's daughters Banks, 5, and Mae, 2.

This new chapter for the family comes shortly after both Hilary and Matthew, both 36, celebrated their eldest daughter's birthday.

"Banks- the sweet/spice/dancing butterfly of our family!" Hilary captioned her Oct. 25 Instagram tribute. "5 years of memories with you are burned on my heart and soul forever and begging for more! You are all the top ingredients! Whimsical, yet practical. Smart-clever-cautious, yet free! Thanks for being ours and for being weird and princessy all in one glorious package!!!"

"Gosh I love you so much!" the Younger star continued. "To the best big and little sister there ever was! Happy 5 my little cherry bomb ! I sure hope the next 5 go by a little slower, all the cuddles, tickles, Taylor Swift, brain teasers, treats and trampoline bounces 4life my queen."

Matthew also celebrated Banks' special day with a sweet message on his Instagram page.

"Being your dad is the greatest gift of my life and seeing every day through your rainbow tinted eyes has colored our family with all the good there is in the world," the singer wrote. "I'm blown away by your wit, kindness, heart, affinity for Dawes and I can't even imagine what magic will come along with your 5th year on this planet. I love you forever and when we let you have social media at 37, you'll see this post and maybe feel a little guilty for telling me you love mommy more all the time."

A few weeks prior to Matthew's shoutout to Banks, the music producer had penned another hilarious Instagram tribute for Hilary's birthday.

"It's wild to think this first photo of us was taken almost ten years ago," he joked, referencing a pic of Hilary and Ed Sheeran. "I remember it so vividly, it's almost like we didn't break up three times between then and now."

Matthew—who, after an on-off relationship, officially tied the knot with Hilary in 2019—continued, "You blow me away everyday with your ability to juggle the un-juggle-able… you do it with such ease & grace. You have an endless well of energy and patience that makes you the super-mom + super-wife you are, all while bringing your wildest dreams to earth level, then still somehow giving a shit about our dogs at the end of the day."

He concluded his message by noting how much of an honor it is to be on this journey with Hilary.

"We're the luckiest," he added, before joking, "our kids are gonna be so stoked when they find out Ed Sheeran is their real dad. #paidad."

bollywoodtan sonyeondan: bts in 2010s rom-coms

Listen, I’ve had a filmy weekend, okay? First my friends got engaged and threw a party, then my other friend and I had a sleepover and binged The Romantics, and on top of that, I think I’ve watched five other different Bollywood movies this weekend and I need to channel this energy somehow so please enjoy my explanations for casting BTS in these 2010s Bollywood rom-coms which I hope one day me (or anyone else) can turn into fics thank you very much

Ok, let’s begin:

Kim Namjoon - Baar Baar Dekho

Listen, I know this movie was critically panned? Do I fucking care? No. I love this movie, I would go to war for this movie because Sidharth and Katrina induce massive amounts of bi panic within me. I love Jai and Diya, I love their love, I love the time travel, I love Kala Chashma. So that’s why I’m choosing none other than Bangtan’s resident intellectual Mr. Namjoon to fill those shoes, okay? Namjoon’s expressed his own profound thoughts about marriage, just like Mr. Jai, and him as a genius mathematician who gets caught in a time loop. Drooling

Kim Seokjin - Hasee Toh Phasee

Again, I would d word for this movie bc it’s just so??!!! My crush on Sidharth Malhotra non-withstanding, this movie is chaotic and beautiful in the best way. It doesn’t try to be flashy or suave, and instead embraces its inner dork. Who does that remind you of, huh? Mr. Kim Seokjin, that’s fuckin who. Nikhil and Meeta just give major OTP vibes, him being a through and through himbo and her being a neurodivergent genius who he can’t help simping over!! Give me Seokjin and OC causing major chaos I beg! And put Zehnaseeb on in the background while you’re at it!

Min Yoongi - Khoobsurat

Am I biased bc I’m Pakistani? Am I biased bc it’s Fawad? Maybe, maybe not! But to quote Lizzie McGuire, this is what dreams are made of!! An off-beat physiotherapist meets a tsundere prince?? And he gradually warms up to her while they get into their own royal shenanigans? You can’t tell me this role wasn’t written for Yoongi, and long haired Yoongi specifically. The grumpy x sunshine trope is super strong with this one, and I love the brightness that Milli brings to the entire family, not just the prince. The Disney movie of everyone’s dreams <3

Jung Hoseok - Mere Brother Ki Dulhan

Listen, this movie doesn’t get enough credit for just being fun the entire way through!! The comedy is top-tier and the characters are just so likeable and wholesome!! And just this big, amazing hare-brained matchmaking effort that is so Bollywood!! And Imran Khan’s Kush being in love with Katrina’s Dimple, who is definitely bisexual (Dhunki, anyone?!). It’s giving King Hobi vibes, not only because he would go out of his way to do anything for someone he loved, but also because Choomantar is definitely siblings with Daydream and I need to see him bust it down to Do Dhaari Talwar thank you for coming to my TED Talk

Park Jimin - Aisha

Let’s all agree that Gal Mitthi Mitthi Bol is a banger, and then let’s all swoon over Jimin in this adaptation which is based on Emma!! I literally can’t decide if I want Jimin in Aisha or Arjun’s role, but it’d be so fun either way!! I kinda like the idea of him trying to set up all his guy friends and them just being such a fun group who all have their own individual love stories sighhhh. And OC being Arjun who’s all no nonsense and the grounding presence in Jimin/Aisha’s life!! Also the style in this movie was inspired by Clueless, and our mans models for Dior so that’s enough for me to want to make it happen

Kim Taehyung - I Hate Luv Storys

Fun fact - I once watched this movie instead of studying for an exam that was happening at the end of the weekend and had so much fun I passed out on my friend’s couch until 3pm the next day!! This is another one of those nostalgic movies that pays homage to all the fun romantic Bollywood tropes!! And all the DDLJ references made me totally think Taehyung! Except he’s not Jay, he’s Simran, and OC will be Jay, and Taehyung has to convince her to believe in romance!! I think that’s a fitting task for the man I consider to be the most romantic member of Bangtan (he’s SRK’s Korean incarnation imo)

Jeon Jungkook - Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

If there’s one himbo I stan, it’s Humpty Sharma. If there’s another himbo I stan, it’s Jungkook. I literally have a severe emotional attachment to this movie and could probably quote most of the lines to you. What I love about this is how Humpty literally shatters all the stereotypes about toxic masculinity - he cries, he’s vulnerable, he believes in love. It just screams bby boi Jungkook vibes. Also pls him doing the most to get Kavya her wedding lehenga - that’s some of the cutest shit Bollywood has pulled in a while and I’m 10000% here for it (pls bring in Jimin and Tae as Shonty and Poplu too)

Anyways, thanks for listening to me ramble!! If anyone is interested, I’d love to do more of these, like maybe 2000s rom-coms or action movies!! I’m here for any discourse you guys have too, let’s be film nerds together 💜

eavesdropping

Over the years, Emma has gotten really good at eavesdropping. After Sam died when she was in second grade, she found that the adults would talk about all the really important things in private – things Emma felt that she, at the age of nearly eight, should be privy to. Whenever Mom and Daddy would sneak into their room to talk about their feelings (the most secret things either of them has ever had), Emma would go into her room and lean up against their shared wall. She heard them talk about lots of things. About how Daddy couldn’t sleep at night because he kept dreaming about that night they found out Sam died. About how Mom couldn’t sleep at night, either, because she was so worried about Daddy. About how both of them were worried that they were spending too much time with their grief and not enough time with their girls. She used to put her Walkman on and listen to the Lizzie McGuire soundtrack to tune that one out.

But she got good at eavesdropping. It’s how she knows she won’t need to rely on her Walkman and skipping CDs for much longer. Mom and Daddy are planning to get her an iPod for Christmas. But Christmas is five months away, and Emma still has a lot of eavesdropping left to do. Like tonight.

Earlier tonight, Elenore came home after being out of the apartment for a long time. She said she had to tell something to Mom and Daddy, something she wasn’t really ready for Emma to hear. Daddy almost volunteered to take her to Carrie’s for a little while, but Elenore swore that would make it worse. That’s when they told Emma to go into her room and turn up her music as loud as it would go. Hopefully they didn’t get too tired of the Ella Enchanted soundtrack playing over and over again. Elenore always said she liked Anne Hathaway singing “Somebody to Love.” Hopefully, whatever’s going on, it makes her feel better.

Emma hears Mom and Daddy finally come into their room. She knows what to do. She leans up against the wall and waits for the key words to come through. And oh Lord, do they.

Elenore … pregnant … Charlie.

Her heart jumps into her throat. That can’t be. That’s not possible. Maybe Carrie and Charlie aren’t together anymore, but he wouldn’t … not with Elenore. He’s so much older. Emma decides to listen for longer. Maybe she’s not hearing Mom and Daddy correctly. Yes, that has to be it.

Charlie knocked up Elenore.

Emma slams her hands on her legs, not even caring about the loud smacking noise it makes. She can’t mistake that one. Since she learned what the phrase knocked up means earlier this year, she’s been hearing it everywhere. And now, she’s hearing it in her own house. About her own sister. About Charlie, who was supposed to be like family!

She feels like she’s going to be sick. For a minute, she thinks about running to the toilet so she can vomit, but she doesn’t want Mom and Daddy to know she was eavesdropping (even though, of course, they’ve always known). There’s just so much she doesn’t understand (and because she’s Lucy Callaghan’s daughter, she’s aware of how much she doesn’t understand it). She’s ten years old, but she desperately wants to be twenty so she can figure out what this means … why something like this would happen. She pictures Charlie’s face, and she feels sick again. He was someone she loved … someone she trusted. And even though she doesn’t understand what pulls adults toward each other like that, she knows Charlie should have ignored it. She knows that Charlie went someplace he never should have. Never.

A few minutes later, Emma stands on her numb legs and hobbles toward the boombox on the other side of her room. She combs through all her favorite CDs, but none of them seem right. None of them seem to fit anymore. She’s having thoughts she didn’t know you were allowed to have before middle school, and somehow, it seems wrong to score them to “Ultimate” from Freaky Friday. Then, she remembers. For her birthday in May, Mom gave her a CD to grow on. Whenever you think you’re ready for it, she said when Emma made a face at it. You’ll know when that is.

Turns out Mom wasn’t joking.

She pulls the CD out of its wrapping and pops it in the boombox, discarding Ella Enchanted and not really caring what happens to it next. That’s old news. The news now is all about Charlie, now the worst man Emma thinks she’s ever known. She swallows hard when she thinks about him kissing her sister. Somehow, that’s the worst part of it all. The kissing.

She pushes play on the boombox and waits for the sound.

And the sky was made of amethyst / and all the stars were just like little fish …

The music kicks up, and before she knows it, she’s banging her head against the air.

Perfect. For the next three and a half minutes, Emma won’t have to hate Charlie at all. For the next three and a half minutes, the world doesn’t have to change. It’s just the music.

I got a new idea for a cartoon, a teen girl just turned 17 her dad promised he’ll buy her a car finally and in her birthday he surprises her by…taking her to a junkyard

Her dad’s mechanic friend promised him that he can take any broken vehicle for cheap and he’ll repair it for a discount. So she reluctantly accepted the gift and went to choose her future car. They were all ugly until she saw the one.

The one in particular? A giant abandoned Mech buried under rubble. She tells her dad she wants it and we’ll he can’t say no I mean it’s her birthday and he can’t disappoint her again. So he buys the giant robot and takes it to his mechanic friend who after enough convincing he repairs it somehow.

Now this teen girl has a giant robot while also dealing with typical teen girl problems

Basically imagine Sister Sister or Lizzie McGuire but with giant robots

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NEW YORK (AP) — The list of memorable characters and personalities who entered popular culture through cable television is long: Honey Boo Boo. Tony Soprano. Lizzie McGuire. Don Draper. Jon Stewart. Beavis and Butt-Head. Chip and Joanna Gaines. SpongeBob SquarePants.

Pick your own favorites. Chances are there won’t be many more to join them.

Few cable and satellite networks are a force anymore, the byproduct of sudden changes in how people entertain themselves. Several have lost more than half their audiences in a decade. They’ve essentially become ghost networks, filling their schedules with reruns and barely trying to push toward anything new.

Says Doug Herzog, once an executive at Viacom who oversaw MTV, Comedy Central and other channels: “These networks, which really meant so much to the viewing public and generations that grew up with them, have kind of been left for dead.”

(…)

The general interest USA Network’s nightly audience tumbled 69% in the same time span, and that was before January’s announcement that viewer-magnet “WWE Raw” was switching to Netflix.

Without favorites like “The Walking Dead” or “Better Call Saul,” AMC’s prime-time viewership sunk 73%. The Disney Channel, birthplace to young stars like Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff and Selena Gomez, lost an astonishing 93% of its audience, from 1.96 million in 2014 to 132,000 last year.

TBS, TNT, History, Lifetime, FX, A&E, BET, E! Entertainment, SyFy, Comedy Central, VH1 and Discovery have all lost at least half of their 2014 audience.

30 Best Life Quotes From Disney Movies

Best Life Quotes From Disney Movies

1. “I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy” – Finding Nemo 2. “The thing that makes Woody special is that he’ll never give up on you” – Toy Story 3 3. “Attitudes reflect leadership, captain” – Remember the Titans 4. “The only limit is your imagination” – Big Hero 6 5. “There are those who say fate is something beyond our command. That destiny is not our own, but I know better. Our fate lives within us, you only have to be brave enough to see it” – Brave 6. “Goodbye may seem forever, farewell is like the end. But in my heart’s a memory, and there you’ll always be” – The Fox and the Hound 7. “Hakuna Matata” – The Lion King 8. “You don’t have time to be timid. You must be bold. Daring” – Beauty and the Beast 9. “I’m sure I’ll get along somehow. Everything’s going to be all right” – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 10. “That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most” – Up 11. “No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it” – Mulan 12. “Open different doors, you may find a you there that you never knew was yours. Anything can happen” – Mary Poppins 13. “Admit defeat, and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody” – An Extremely Goofy Movie 14. “Venture outside your comfort zone. The rewards are worth it” – Tangled 15. “Though at times it may feel like the sky is falling around you, never give up, for every day is a new day” – Chicken Little 16. “Sometimes you gotta get through your fear to see the beauty on the other side” – The Good Dinosaur 17. “When I look at you, I can feel it. And I, I look at you and…I’m home” – Finding Nemo 18. “Life is a harsh sentence to lay down for yourself” – Saving Mr. Banks 19. “Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you” – The Little Mermaid 20. “We didn’t set out to be superheroes. But sometimes life doesn’t go the way you planned” – Big Hero 6 21. “If you ain’t scared, you ain’t alive” – The Good Dinosaur 22. “Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope” – The Lion King 23. “I am not a prize to be won” – Aladdin 24. “Sometimes you try your hardest, but things don’t work out the way you want them to” – Lilo & Stitch 25. “The very things that hold you down are going to lift you up” – Dumbo 26. “Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one” – Pocahontas 27. “We may have our differences, but nothing’s more important than family” – Coco 28. “You must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul” – Ratatouille 29. “You shine like the light from the sun” – The Lizzie McGuire Movie 30. “Sometimes our strengths lie beneath the surface” – Moana

That episode of Lizzie McGuire where Frankie Muniz asks Lizzie out is the building block to every Wattpad fanfic out there!

i hate that to exist in this society i need to catch up on usa/western pop culture

closed starter for @gabimontez​

Though Violet had said she and Gabriella weren’t that close at work, Sharpay somehow felt obligated to still include her in the small group of assistants in town, which included the three and Lizzie McGuire. She had mentioned friendship at the ball, and maybe it was something to think about, given that the two were far out of high school and Sharpay had finally had her shot with Troy. Violet and Lizzie had left the two at the Snuggly Duckling, still with a half a glass of wine each. “You don’t have to, like ... chug that if you don’t want to. I’d be willing to get another if you are,” she offered, looking over at her former enemy with a small smile. “Not being fake. I actually do want to hear how the hell you wound up back here after being dead set on getting out.”