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(Back at the house)
*Eggy collapses, curling up into a ball. Spamuel does the same.*
Eggy: Fucking hell...
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TRIKARANOS is a dramatized narrative based on ancient events following Crassus (and Pompey and Caesar) through the years 87-48 BCE. Intended for an adult audience.
⭐ Trikaranos will always be free to read (in the near future, you'll have the option to support this comic & my ability to make it through Patreon!)
⭐ There is no set update schedule (chapters vary in length and will be posted as I finish working on them)
⭐ alternative places to read it (coming soon!)
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Penny: Hello Jaune, I have a question I was told you could answer appropriately.
Jaune: *Getting Coffee* Yeah?
Penny: What is "No Nut November"?
Jaune: Oh it's more of a meme - an internet joke - than anything. Male ejaculate is sometimes referred to as "Nut," Likely in reference to the testes often being called nuts, so No Nut November means not ejaculating for a month. It's kind of a test of willpower?
Penny: I have heard that not ejaculating can lead to an increased risk of cancer, but have not had much time to look into it, is that true?
Jaune: It is, but it takes a fairly long time to have an affect, and even then it's not nearly as bad as standing near a smoker for a few minutes every now and then.
Jaune: Though I guess it could be used to see if someone is addicted to it. Someone who has Depression might masturbate more often because of how starved their brain is for good-feeling Chemicals like oxytocin. Someone should really only ejaculate a few times a week, not everyday, Any medical stuff I may not know not withstanding.
Penny: Thank you! That was very informative! Are you participating this year?
Jaune: I mean, Why not? It just means when the month is over I'll get a big 'payout' and if I fail, so what? Failing it doesn't hurt anybody.
Penny: Very well then Jaune! I hope you do well in this endeavor, and if you would allow me to be so bold-
Penny: *Leaves a hickey on Jaune's jaw*
Jaune: *Crushed Coffee mug*
Penny: I would find it sensational if I may both test your willpower and, whenever you end your attempt at "No Nut November," I would also like to test your virility. Have a good day Jaune! *Penny walks away, exaggeratedly swaying her hips*
Jaune: ... This is gonna be a hard month.
Yang: It's not the only thing that's hard, Huh?
Jaune: You've already folded haven't you?
Yang: Jaune. You've seen Blake. Tell me you would deny her her loving.
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