Annabeth blasting would’ve could’ve should’ve in her bunk. Hazel coming in after hearing it a bunch and just wanted to ask who the song was by because she never heard such a song that described her. Annabeth, who was busy blaring the lyrics told her everything about why she liked the song (silena Beauregard old vinyl player and Sally buying her the Midnights vinyl as a farewell gift before she headed off to California). Hazel sitting down on Annabeth’s bed, breaking down over never knowing what girlhood is. Annabeth hesitantly asking if she could bring Piper into the conversation. Hazel nodding, confused. Piper showing up with big smiles and holding hazel’s hand. Delicately annabeth explained what her stolen girlhood was, and Piper hers. Together the three of them cried to would’ve could’ve should’ve.

(Bonus mention).

(Percy not seeing annabeth in so long. The ship was too quiet even with leo tinkering in his room, especially with 6 adhd demigods aboard. He opened her door.

“Beth-“

In a flurry of blankets and limbs, the three girls were all cuddled asleep. An old vinyl, one that he remembers when the Aphrodite cabin got a hold of Camp’s loud speaker and all he heard for weeks was Taylor’s Swifts Reputation, playing the same few lyrics.)

(Give me back my girlhood. It was mine first.)

percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod

literally everyone else’s view of percy:

i’ve been thinking about riordanverse demigods and their mommy issues.

annabeth, piper, alex fierro: my mom is an absent goddess who’s kind of a bitch to me and my loved ones

jason, thalia, hazel: my mom was a messed up person when she was alive

nico, leo, frank, magnus chase: my mom died years ago but she was a wonderful person and i miss her every day

percy jackson and will solace: MY MOM 🤱 is my BEST 🤩 FRIEND 👯 she is so LOVELY 🥰 and KIND 💕 and COOL 😎 and i’m having DINNER 🍽️ WITH HER ON SATURDAY 🥳💫🤪

Camp Jupiter kids are private school kids and Camp Half-Blood kids are public school.

annabeth: why are you following me?

percy: because we’re dating now

annabeth: okay… what about grover?

percy: we’re a package deal

grover: buy one idiot, get one free

why i keep twitter

each one of the seven secretly thinks "i'm the most useless person on this ship. everyone is doing smth cool fighting stuff and all and i'm just here. like an idiot"

exept for annabeth

she always thinks she's the most competent person in the room and it's usually true

Imagine if Heroes of Olympus gets a live adaptation and when Hazel is yelling at Jason for wanting to leave Nico behind, Percy starts slow clapping, and at first everyone's like "wtf" then he and Annabeth start singing "oh golly, the road is gettin bumpy. Cause I got me some friends that just can't get along"

Everyone else staring at them in complete confusion

Annabeth and Percy just chilling and singing the song

Tell me that wouldn't be hysterical

To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr

*Paul Blofis entering the Jackson/Blofis family apartment to find Jason helping Sally wash the dishes, Nico napping on the couch, Leo and Piper playing a heated game of Battleship, Reyna reading, Frank helping Sally and Jason dry the dishes, Hazel and Will deep in conversation, and Annabeth holding Estelle on her lap while Percy tries to make both of them laugh.*

Paul: Hello, demigods!

All: Hi, Paul!

*At Camp Half-Blood*

Percy: I love my hot girlfriend and I like kissing her a lot and looking at her beautiful face lalalalala

*In Tartarus*

Percy: I will literally choke you with your own blood if you even think of touching my Annabeth

*At Camp Jupiter*

Percy: My girlfriend is so hot when she Judo flips me lalalalala

the seven are not-so-battle ready…

thinking about that scene in mark of athena where they're woken up on the argo II and are all ready to fight in their pajamas and wanted to do my own take on their pjs lol

hazel: percy and annabeth just have the most beautiful relationship

piper: i know! they are SO in love

frank: and they are always so on the same page

leo: and their relationship is so mature

*meanwhile*

percy and annabeth outside the cabin fighting over who gets to talk to sally on the phone first:

A school project: book cover redesign for Heroes of Olympus

Basically is just me trying to make fanarts for pjo during classes

Matching pfp for u and ur homies w parental issues

percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words

percy: not my fucking problem