Ivan the Terrible killed his son Ivan

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cringe ass family ❤

"good boy"?! "mostly a loser"?! "the least dangerous"?! "too harsh"?! sibling in christ, he conspired to kill a man. also i can elaborate on each point, those are things he really does do. it's in the text.

I've seen many posts that were like "💕what it would be like to date [insert a tsh character]💕" with cute romantic stuff and i was like GIRL NO, so that's what it would actually be like to date the secret history characters:

Charles: is drunk 24/7, throws stuff at you, hits you, disappears without explanation to be found in a hospital three days later, secretly fucks his twin sister

Richard: stalks and idealizes you even before your first conversation, then lies to you constantly about literally everything to make himself seem cool, never tells you anything about himself, gatekeeps, gazlights, fantasizes about hitting and raping you, doesn't care to know you, obsesses over you after a breakup for years

Francis: is gay and only dates you as a cover-up for being gay (for gays: doesn't know what consent is at all, kisses you and then tells you he doesn't feel anything for you, probably only wants a one-night stand, wakes you up at 2 a.m., because he just had an anxiety attack)

Henry: forces you to join a cult, never talks about feelings, never tells you anything about himself, suspiciously often talks about murder, then kills himself in front of you, mentally scarring you for the rest of your life

Bunny: is sexist, racist, homophobe, mentally unstable, doesn't have a job, insults you on purpose, spends all your money, reads your diary without permission, throws tantrums, steals from you, then dies under mysterious circumstances

Camilla: cheats on you with her twin brother, and we know nothing about her personality besides that thanks to richard who was so in love with her that he never saw her as a human being instead of a highly idealized pretty picture

Everyone: are high and/or drunk most of the time, are in a cult, do kill people

bro. bro you are romantisizing the secret history. bro you are enamored with the greek class just like richard. bro you are ignoring the bad things and creating aesthetics based on a book telling a murder of a young man. brother.

No, to be fair, Bunny's borderline mental break happened after he found out that his friends (supposedly) killed a man. Before that he'd been suspecting them, sure, and making jokes suggesting they murdered the guy to make them uncomfortable, like the little asshole he is <3 He only learned the truth when he read Henry's diary while Henry was having migraines, so the way Bunny treated Henry had nothing to do with his mental break.

And we do see glimpses of what it was like before mental break and the bacchanal, like remember when Bunny invited Richard to lunch and then pretended to forget his wallet and Henry had to drive there, pay for them and take them home? or when Charles had to ask him several times not to eat all the food bc there wasn't enough for everyone and he didn't listen? Bunny might've been Henry's bestfriend, but he was never once shown to be caring or thoughtful or considering his friends' comfort, instead he was shown multiple times to be extremely selfish and disregarding of how his friends feel.

Henry Winter and his migraines.

-Bunny always took care of him. He acted like he didn’t want to, but he wouldn’t trust anybody else with Henry.

-He made sure that Henry had the following: cool cloth over his eyes, all of the lights off, pajamas on, Henry being actually under the blankets.

-Henry would lay on top of his blankets and it annoyed Bunny.

-Bunny always read to him. He rode along with Henry to the doctor to get his meds for his migraines too.

-Bunny was basically a nurse.

-He yelled at anybody for being too loud when Henry was sick.

-Henry made Bunny lay with him or hold his hand. It was non negotiable.

GAME OF THRONES 2.09, Blackwater

GAME OF THRONES 2.09, Blackwater

Bullshit! Remember when canon!Bunny completely ignored Henry for days when he was having migraines, never once checked up on him, and instead spent his free time going through Henry's personal things without permission and reading his secret diary (also probably stole some money in the process)

Henry Winter and his migraines.

-Bunny always took care of him. He acted like he didn’t want to, but he wouldn’t trust anybody else with Henry.

-He made sure that Henry had the following: cool cloth over his eyes, all of the lights off, pajamas on, Henry being actually under the blankets.

-Henry would lay on top of his blankets and it annoyed Bunny.

-Bunny always read to him. He rode along with Henry to the doctor to get his meds for his migraines too.

-Bunny was basically a nurse.

-He yelled at anybody for being too loud when Henry was sick.

-Henry made Bunny lay with him or hold his hand. It was non negotiable.

the same with the "not my type" moment, it is so hilarious, gods be good, how do you know your type?? you still have your baby teeth! i swear, kids these days...

remember when nico told jason "yeah i had a crush on percy back then, but i was young and impressionable, i already got over it"? brother in christ you're still, like, thirteen, why are you talking about your elementary school crush like he's your ex-wife whose betrayal made you vow to never love again

remember when nico told jason "yeah i had a crush on percy back then, but i was young and impressionable, i already got over it"? brother in christ you're still, like, thirteen, why are you talking about your elementary school crush like he's your ex-wife whose betrayal made you vow to never love again

I've seen many posts that were like "💕what it would be like to date [insert a tsh character]💕" with cute romantic stuff and i was like GIRL NO, so that's what it would actually be like to date the secret history characters:

Charles: is drunk 24/7, throws stuff at you, hits you, disappears without explanation to be found in a hospital three days later, secretly fucks his twin sister

Richard: stalks and idealizes you even before your first conversation, then lies to you constantly about literally everything to make himself seem cool, never tells you anything about himself, gatekeeps, gazlights, fantasizes about hitting and raping you, doesn't care to know you, obsesses over you after a breakup for years

Francis: is gay and only dates you as a cover-up for being gay (for gays: doesn't know what consent is at all, kisses you and then tells you he doesn't feel anything for you, probably only wants a one-night stand, wakes you up at 2 a.m., because he just had an anxiety attack)

Henry: forces you to join a cult, never talks about feelings, never tells you anything about himself, suspiciously often talks about murder, then kills himself in front of you, mentally scarring you for the rest of your life

Bunny: is sexist, racist, homophobe, mentally unstable, doesn't have a job, insults you on purpose, spends all your money, reads your diary without permission, throws tantrums, steals from you, then dies under mysterious circumstances

Camilla: cheats on you with her twin brother, and we know nothing about her personality besides that thanks to richard who was so in love with her that he never saw her as a human being instead of a highly idealized pretty picture

Everyone: are high and/or drunk most of the time, are in a cult, do kill people

i will defend jason grace 'till the day i die

I think people often hate Jason for reasons they should feel sorry for him

you hate because he's too perfect? he lives with pressure of everyone's expectations that he'll be perfect.

He has no personality? he was raised a child soldier, a tool for the gods and wasn't allowed to be his own person. despite that he did develop a personality and hera took it from him.

we don't know anything about him? he doesn't know anything about him.

He's not Percy Jackson? he's all too aware of that.

GAME OF THRONES 2.09, Blackwater

yeah or like when sansa refused to sleep with him and he got super hurt assuming she didn't want him because he's ugly and unlovable and can only buy a woman's love with money and yadda yadda and not because sansa was a terrified CHILD, who's never had sex before, forced to marry into the family who killed her beloved dad and sleep with an adult stranger.

sansa and tyrion's marriage is interesting from tyrion's perspective. he is canny enough to understand that she is only saying things to please and mollify him, but he also genuinely thinks that she is "so dutiful" that she would tell him what she prays for in her frequent visits to the sept (and he thinks she's excessively pious). as the reader we know she's praying for lannister annihilation and would never admit this out loud, but tyrion doesn't seem to really... get that sansa hates him and his family. even after everything, the multiple beatings, being terrorized by joffrey, the entire forced marriage, THE MURDER OF HER DEAR BELOVED DAD - he has a perception of her as a simple dutiful girl whose inner world consists of piety and supplication. that her prayers are a form of resistance and escape doesn't occur to him. he also exercises a very similar lack of understanding with shae - he thinks she's angry with him bc she lost her jewels and silks, not bc she is scared of her unstable position.

imagine having a shoulder angel and devil, except they're both evil AND they're both your deadbeat dad. i would've started biting people on day two.

frank's whole thing with ares and mars talking to him is really funny to me. imagine having a shoulder angel and devil. except they're both evil

someone should make an art that is like "ship dynamics i like", but it's "siblings dynamics"

also me if i met any of them irl:

me to every character in tsh: i want to hug you so tight, i want to roast you 'til you cry, i want to put you in a microwave and stare at you spinning for hours, i want to wrap you in a blanket and keep you safe from harm and and all the stress you're under, i want to beat the shit out of you, i want to study you under a microscope, i want to make you a hot cocoa with marshmallows, i want to slap your face fourty times, i want to carefully analyse your every word and action, i want to tell you you're the most precious babygirl in the world, i want to hit you with your heavy ass greek dictionary, i want to dissect you both metaphorically and literally, i want to get you some fucking therapy, i want to hunt you for sport, i want to watch how you would act in every possible situation, i want to