#and ik this is on me like no one else thinks this
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Fated Hearts Start With Fire
PT3 - Unfolding Bonds
PART1 // PART 2
Moving to a new city is tough, but it’s even harder when your roommate is a dick.
Summery - Yours and Ellie’s connection has become a bit less hostile, but regardless a friendship hasn’t formed? Until..
Warnings -> Starts off in Ellie’s POV / Alcohol usage / Drunk!Ellie / Reader is dating someone! 🙃 / Lots of kissing / A LOTT OF TENSION. / SLOW BURN. / (Lmk if I missed anything Else!)
WC: 3.5k (ik it’s short 😔)
(Not proofread)
DAILY CLICK 🇵🇸
(Ellie)
“Invite her!” Dina whines as she sits beside Ellie on the couch.
But Dina saying these two words is already sprouting unwanted anxiety throughout Ellie.
The reason being because it’s been about a week since Ellie came out of her bedroom with dry tears and red eye’s plastered all over her face. As she kept her face in Dina’s neck without even attempting to make eye contact with you.
And to say she was embarrassed would be putting it lightly.
The first reason is because every since the whole crying incident, you and her haven’t fought once! Which happened to be extremely fucking rare.
Even when you first moved in, Ellie and you only had quick back in fourths, not a conversation where you learn about each other?
So this being said, Ellie was fully taking that as you being pity.
Plus! there’s been moments where Ellie would want to drop the feelings and make another snarky comment towards you but the simple thought of you bringing up her entire breakdown was quickly dragging her from that shitty idea!
And for the second reason you guys haven’t had a proper conversation, it’s really just been hurtful words. (Manly from Ellie’s side). Side eyes, really all the above.
But never a proper fucking conversation..
So she has no actual intentions of inviting you to a club with her, Dina, and Jesse. Despite Dina’s protest.
“Yeah no.” Ellie shakes her head, eye not peeling from the tv desperately trying to avoid Dina’s brown eyes staring at her.
“Ellie it breaks the ice! You guys literally haven’t talked!” Dina sighs shaking Ellie’s shoulder trying to get her eyes away from the tv.
“Because we’re not friends!” Ellie says now finally meeting Dina’s brown eyes.
“You’re roommates?!” Dina groans.
“I’m not talking to her about it dude!” Ellie sighs, she rather run away from forming any kind of relationship with her roommate because last time-
“She’s not Cat El.” Dina sighs out, regretting it because Ellie stands up.
“I never fucking said she was Cat! I said we weren’t fucking friends!” Ellie says looking at Dina following up her sentence. “Fuck you and Jesse are constantly acting like i’m a piece of glass that’s gonna shatter!”
“Ell-“ Dina try’s to get out a word but Ellie shakes her head.
“No- I get you guys care but-“ Now Dinas the one that cuts her off.
“Me and Jesse just think you’re pushing away the idea of being friends with her, because she’s just like Cat all over again.”
Ellie cringes at that comment and just rubs her hand down her face.
Because it was true..Partially?
You were all to similar to Cat and that’s why Ellie came off so hostile since the beginning. You were like a mirror of hers and Cats situation. Which Ellie didn’t like.
Cat ending up becoming a new tenant just like Ellie, and it just so happened they got the apartment together.
Ellie and Cat were simply platonic, at least in the beginning. Ellie was talking to someone and Cat had a girlfriend at the time.
Ellie knew all of this because they were originally friends, just two normal roommates, no romantic feelings attached.
So when the whole friend thing was something you and her lacked.
It gave some fucked up comfort to Ellie.
Because it didn’t take long till Cat and her girlfriend broke up and the talking stage Ellie had formed into nothing.
Which led Ellie and Cat to become something more.
And trusting cat last time..Ellie knew where that left her. She doesn’t want that whole fucked up part of her life to repeat.
She doesn’t want to form a relationship with you. She just wants you two to be roommates.
Not fucking friends.
“Dina i’m not ev-“ Ellie’s hears the front door open lightly and her sentence immediately stops.
She sees you with a windbreaker and a pair of jeans, you also had a pair of wired headphones plugged in your phone.
And thank fucking god, because without the earbuds you may have possible heard the conversation which was literally about you just a mere 3 seconds ago.
While on your hand you instantly noticed the 2 pairs of eyes rested on your figure and you pull out your headphones assuming they are going to say something.
“Hi..?” You say taking off the windbreaker and resting it on the coat hanger. The fact it took a solid 10 seconds till Dina finally said some words also happened to worry you.
Because why the fuck were they staring at you like they had something to say??
“Hey!” Dina says all to excited based off your presence. You start to think maybe they do want to actually tell you something.
You see her and Ellie share a glance. While looking at Dina, you can see Ellie in the corner of your eye. She’s lightly shaking her head and you finally noticing them making split eye contact.
Just as you assumed Ellie was going to finally share a few words Dina talks.
“Me and Ellie were wondering something actually!” As Dina finishes her sentence you hear Ellie let out a sigh.
“Yeah?” You look at Dina then Ellie. “What’s up?”
“Do you want to come out to a club-with me Dina and Jesse.” Ellie’s voice sounded externally monotone, like not excited at all.
It sounded extremely forced, but you tried to ignore it, I mean at least she talked to you considering this week has been filled with a huge wave of silence.
You assumed life would have been perfect if Ellie just put a sock in it, and would finally just shut up, at least that’s what you would’ve said a few weeks back.
But now that she literally doesn’t talk the apartment was only quiet.
Like sometimes you’d hear Dina and Jesse come over but half of the time Ellie seemed silent other then simple chip in’s.
You felt like you broke Ellie? Like she was just going to stay sad and silent..?
Which for some odd reason was unsettling? Not because you actually liked Ellie, but at the end of the day she seemed tougher then you? So how could you break her from a sigular sentence.
Either way you snapped out of your thought and returned to your words. “I-I would love to…but- Mias coming over tonight s-“
Ellie ends up cutting you off and waving her hand dismissively.
“F-fuck yeah forget about it-“ Ellie says looking at Dina and they share another glance. You can see Ellie’s face now has a light tint and you feel bad.
I mean you doubt she actually wanted you to come, you saw how Dina’s eyes lit, and hers..well didn’t!
Basically making you come to the conclusion it was Dina’s idea.
but you turning it down, you knew that was probably embarrassing, way more embarrassing then the whole asking part.
And after that moment it was probably only 30 minutes till they both left to meet Jesse.
Ellie leaving for the night actually offered you a lot of comfort, because Mia was coming over.
You and Mia have went on a total of 2 dates since your kiss last week, which she just so happened to ask you on both of them. Considering you were to nervous.
You didn’t know what to do when it came to relationships, like when it was appropriate to ask someone to be your girlfriend.
You didn’t have experience in this field so you just prayed Mia would ask you first, because beside the simple dates, you guys have been getting closer in different ways!
Not anything crazy! Shit like going all the way was currently off the table. So it’s really just been kissing and touching from the waist up, which was reciprocated on both ends!
You liked Mia a lot, and you took a safe guess and assumed she liked you! So when you texted her that your apartment was empty and she was able to come over, you were excited for what the night had in mind.
It also didn’t take long till there was a pair of knocks on the front door of your shared apartment.
You quickly hopped off the couch and you walked to the door.
You’re met with Mias blue eyes and a soft smile. “Hi..” Mia says leaning in and pressing a soft kiss on your lips.
“Hi!” You say back excitedly, moving your hand to lightly rub Mia’s cheek with your thumb. “Was the walk okay?”
Mia smiles and nods. “Yep! It was okay!” Mia says shrugging then talking again “It would have been faster if you just lived on campus.” Mia nudges your shoulder lightly.
Mias been talking with you about possibly moving on campus, the main reason being because of no other then Ellie.
It’s not like you talked to Mia about Ellie because that’s extremely weird, but after the day when you two first kissed and Mia was greeted with “People are desperate now!” that left Ellie’s mouth and was 100% directed towards you, she wasn’t being secretive about her dislike to Ellie.
Mia thinks she has a shitty personality and selfishly she not exactly wrong, Ellie went through shit but these previous weeks shes been practically insufferable. Her being silent was your only break.
So she’s brought up the point of maybe going to campus. And moving into one of the dorms, realistically you didn’t feel like meeting a new roommate. And already told her living with Ellie is probably the cheapest price you’re ever going to get so she dropped it…Slightly..?
You did know behind the jokes there was some truth behind the words she was saying, but you laughed them off.
“Will you pay for me?” You tilt your head and smile which earns a laugh from Mia. She also quickly shakes her head.
“Have I gave you the wrong impression that i’m rich?” Mia says walking into the apartment her eyes still on you.
“Wait what! That’s the only reason I went on dates with you??” You say pretending to be shocked about this “new” Information.
Mia laughs and kisses you again mumbling a “Ha Ha.”
You kiss her back a smirk still present on your face.
Both of your kisses are needy, different then other ones you shared which tended to be softer.
It made you a tiny bit panicked, so you pull back a little. Not pushing away from Mia just making space between your lips.
“Do you want to watch a movie.” You say letting out a nervous chuckle having Mia laugh.
“Yeah we can?” Mia nods intertwining her fingers with yours.
So that’s all you guys did at least for a little. When Mia got to your apartment the sun was just setting and now it’s completely dark, it’s been at least 2-3 hours since Ellie and Dina left and you assumed they’d be back soon enough.
So you also came to the conclusion Mia would be leaving soon enough.
And she must have too. Because she finally said the words you’ve been desperately waiting for.
“So..I was wondering if maybe you wanna-“ Mia seemed surprisingly nervous despite her having previous girlfriends which she told you about. Either way she spat it out. “Do you wanna be my girlfriend..like officially”
Mia clears her throat and smiles.
You didn’t know what to say. You’ve never had someone you liked actually like you back, so hearing words which you’ve been deprived of since you starting gaining feelings for people felt so refreshing.
And you must have taken awhile because Mia talks “F-fuck was I reading it wrong-“
It was basically a perfect mirror of when Mia first kissed you.
Instantly panicking because of your lack of response.
This time you kiss her fast and shake your head while pulling back. “No-no I want to be your girlfriend-! I wanted to ask you but I literally didn’t- like know how-“
This time it’s Mia kissing you before you can finish your sentence.
And just like that the thoughts of her leaving soon left your head.
Mia’s leaning you back on the couch kissing your lips, the side of your cheek, then jaw, and finally neck.
And the idea of going all the way, now surprisingly doesn’t seem all that scary..
Mia looks back up at you and talks her hands meeting your jean button. “This okay..?”
You can’t even get a word out so you just nod.
You can feel your jean button undo and your fly be pulled down slowing which felt like some sort of teasing.
You feel the jeans slide to your ankles and by that point it’s clicking what the fuck is going on. Right after the jeans hit your ankles there’s a light kiss on your clothed clit. And a soft whimper leaves your mouth.
There was so much new sensations in a few minutes and you wished you could have processed it better but then there was a few knocks. Knocking you out of the “trance” you were just previously in.
And just like that the lights inside you head flipped back on, because you still have a fucking roommate who was most definitely going to be back soon. And you let all that shit leave your mind as soon as you got kissed.
The colour flushed from your face immediately and Mia immediately sits up helping you pull back up your jeans.
Once your jeans are back on you fixed your shirt and walked to the door opening it.
Your eyes are met with Jesses, Dina’s, and glossed over green eyes that belong to no other then Ellie.
She’s clearly drunk, but you unfortunately can’t get out any words before Dina can.
“Are you blushing?” Dina chuckles as Jesse and her hold up Ellie.
“No!” You quickly rebuttal shaking your head and just a few seconds after you feel a soft hand on your waist. Mias warm body is sat right beside you.
“I should probably get going, I have early classes” Mia gives you a tight lipped smile, you know her intentions of leaving are completely reasonable you just wished she could stay longer.
“Okay..just-“
Mia smiles and kisses your cheek lightly. “I’ll text you. Let you know I got back safe.”
Mia realizes how awkward it is now that 3 people just saw her kiss your cheek. Either way she gave everyone an awkward bye.
And just like that she was gone.
It was just you Jesse, Dina and Ellie.
“So!” Dina says awkwardly.
“We have morning classes and our apartment is sorta across the city?” Dina says tilting her head.
You almost instantly get what Dina’s trying to say, she’s leaving a drunk Ellie, with no other then you.
“W-what the fuck no! You two got her drunk?” You say shaking your head.
“Pleasee!” Dina says moving her hands in a praying position.
“I am not drunk!” Ellie says slurring over every word. As she leans on Jesse.
“Dina..” You groan, you meet Ellie’s eyes and she smiles at you. Which ironically is probably the first time you’ve seen her smile, nonetheless towards you.
“Can she walk?” You ask moving your hand to pinch the temple of your nose.
“Uhm yes!” Dina nods and smiles.
“Fuck fine? But you actually owe me.” Once you finish your sentence Dina nods and smiles hugging you quickly.
“Thank you!” Dina says quickly
“Thank you.” Jesse smiles at you.
Both of them wave at you as they say thank you once again. And now it’s literally just you and Ellie, left completely alone.
Another annoying factor is that she could apparently walk, but needs to fucking lean on you as she stumbles over every single step.
Her arm is slung over your shoulder and you guys are both silently walking down the hallway. Till you see Ellie’s room.
You haven’t been in Ellie’s room, not once, and not so surprisingly you didn’t actually care.
Every time you were near Ellie it was like walking on eggshells, so avoiding her room was usually purposeful.
But when you open the door your welcomed with a twin bed, that’s covered with a green duvet, she has a few guitars which you were actually aware of considering you heard her playing all throughout the day. (And OFTEN night..)
Her room represented one of a teenage boys who’s never been in the radius of a female..
It was nerdy which had a chuckle threaten to rise outside your lips, for someone who is was constantly mean to you it was funny to see she had dinosaur stuffed animals and literal posters of space on her wall.
Ellie continues to stumble but you sit her down on her bed. She starts to lean down on her bed but you shake your head.
“Stay up” You say looking around her room talking again. “Where’s your dresser?”
Ellie yawns and hesitantly sits up. “Umm- In the closet” Her voice is still slurring, Dina and Jesse had a tendency of getting Ellie plastered.
You open her closet door and look at the draws before turning back to her. “Which one has your like- pyjamas?”
Ellie stands up again, literally almost falling face flat.
But in a quick reflex moment you grab her wrist and pull her up as she also uses her strength to stand up.
Ellie’s hand finds your waist, and this was simply because in a flash she just needed more support in order to stay up.
Your face goes red and Mia flashes through your head.
You clear your throat and she pulls her hand right off. For a split second you saw panic in Ellie’s eyes, with a slight mix of awkwardness.
Even though she moved her hand off your waist she points at the one third off the bottom
“It’s third-from the bottom.”
“You literally could have just stayed sitting instead of almost falling.” You smile looking at Ellie and her eyes look back at you.
“I want to pick my own!” Ellie smiles.
You look at both Ellie’s eyes. And in a weak moment Ellie’s eyes trail eventually giving a glance to your lips.
You quickly turn your head trying to ignore everything that just fucking happened. She’s clearly fucking drunk.
“Pick then!” You say taking another side step from Ellie trying to create some much needed space between the two of you.
Ellie pulls out a pair of back shorts and a white long sleeve.
“Good?” You look at Ellie and she follows up with a nod.
Since Ellie was drunk she didn’t think twice to start to peel her layers off, and luckily for you she had a few so you didn’t actually see shit.
You quickly turn to face Ellie’s closet door.
To say you didn’t except anything of this would be underplaying the whole situation. Plus you’re now starting to regret accepting Dina’s stupid request to take care of a drunk fucking Ellie.
You stayed turned around facing Ellie’s door for about 1-2 minutes before counting to 20 and turning around, you know just to be safe.
Ellie was dressed now. And her previous clothes are now on the floor.
She yawns once again and looks at you.
“You good?” You say since she’s not talking.
“Just tired..” Her eyes seem heavy and you nod.
You pull Ellie’s bed cover over so the blankets are half open, allowing Ellie to have room. She gets the sign and walks to her bed sitting then sliding her legs over.
“I’m older then you?” Ellie smiles again as she leans her head back on the pillow.
“Mhm?” You say tilting your head looking at her trying to understand what she’s getting at.
“Just funny” Ellie laughs and talks. Her slurring is a bit more clear compared to the slurring mess she was just 10 minutes again.
“Why?” You look back at her and again her eyes happen to be trailing over your face taking in your facial features.
“You’re literally tucking me in..” Ellie’s voice is soft and you know you should get out of her room. Because everything is feeling a bit to much. Like your grazing on the lines of your previous “friendship” if you could even call it that.
“Night Ellie” You say going to the door of her bedroom.
You hear a slight “Hm..” and it’s followed by a little “Night..”
After you shut Ellie’s door your faced with your own. You want to process what just happened, try explain why Ellie looking at you like that. felt weird..?
The idea of you and Ellie being friends started become all less foreign.
Because the feeling of roommates was fading, and the possibility of being friends was forming..
AN -> PART 3! ikkk this part is so extremely short but I swear it’s for the plottt 😭
Gonna be so real i don’t have a full layout for part 4? but!! I know how I want the story to end so probably 2 more parts after the fourth one!
I know this part probably wasn’t that good but i’m building tension so yeahhh!
Tysm for reading! 🫶🏽
I can’t even put in to full words how much I appreciate the nice comments I get each time I post, and it makes the whole experience of writing so much more enjoyable so tytyty 💕💕
(except part 4 in a week or 2) 😚
((I will aim for a week but since I don’t have a full layout idk))
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fast forward to the future, spencer and youtube reader showing their baby their videos and stuff idkkk i just need dad spence and i’m loving your youtube reader stuff
I LOVE THEM SM AHHHH!!!! i couldn't decide on a name so she's nameless rn (i was able to exclude using a name)!! i also just love this idea of their kid not being in any videos but loves watching them after the fact 🤧
cw: their kid calls them mommy and daddy (ik that's weird for some people...?) it's all fluff baby, sassy spencer in shown through him and his spawn
wc: 729
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“Mommy, can we watch the Daddy makeup video again?”
Your four-year-old daughter climbed up next to where you were cuddled on the couch. You looked over at Spencer with an amused smile. He cleared his throat and sat up, removing his arm from around you to pick up your daughter.
“How about we watch something else?”
“Please!” Tears started to form in her eyes, but you quickly swooped in before the meltdown.
“What if we showed you a different video of Mommy and Daddy?” Snuggled into her father’s chest, she sniffled and rubbed her eyes as she nodded. You leaned over to grab the remote, pulling YouTube up on your TV. “Do you want to watch me put fake nails on your Dad, or watch us push whipped cream in each other’s faces.” You looked over at her and raised your eyebrows in a silly manner, causing her to laugh in Spencer’s lap.
“Whipped cream!”
Spencer feigned a sigh, “I guess that's okay.”
“It better be, Mister!”
You covered your mouth to suppress the giggle threatening to come up. Spencer’s jaw dropped and he looked at you like you were the one who said it… and you have said it (which is definitely where she got it from), but you didn't say it this time. “Actually, it’s ‘Doctor’.”
He lightly squeezed her sides, which caused her to fall into a fit of giggles. “Okay! I’m sorry, Dr. Daddy!” She eventually calmed down, and you looked over at them.
“Are you two ready?”
“Patience is a virtue, love,” Spencer said with a wicked smile. You knew exactly what was going to happen next.
“Yeah, pa– patience is a virtue, Mommy.” Her four-year-old voice was able to get the sentence out, and now you were the one with a mouth open. She definitely got this sassiness from her father.
“I’m playing the video now, so you better pay attention, little miss.”
The three of you sat back on the couch as the video began. It was a newly-weds type of game the two of you played where every time one of you got a question wrong, you’d get “pied” aka, whipped cream to the face.
Your daughter shared a few laughs here and there, but it was about halfway through the video when she fully lost it.
A question was asked about what you wanted to be when you were a kid, and Spencer got it right. Again.
“This was a dumb idea, he has an eidetic memory!”
“Sucks to suck!”
You gasped and turned to him with wide eyes, “how dare you! I think you deserve whipped cream to the face!” You picked up the plate of whipped cream and smashed it into his face, catching him off guard. Spencer slowly wiped the cream from his eyes and looked over at you. You knew that look, so you stood up quickly to run away. Unfortunately, you must have dropped whipped cream on the ground because as soon as your foot touched down, you slipped and fell on your bottom.
Spencer was quick to react, “are you okay?” He was concerned, but started to laugh. You gave him an unamused look and he became more serious, leaning forward with his hand out to help you up.
Unfortunately for him, you had other ideas. You pulled him towards you, causing him to fall, and took a handful of the whipped cream on the floor and smeared it all over him.
In the video, the two of you were trapped in a fit of laughter, which caused your kid to do the same. You had to remind her a few times to breathe when she would become red in the face, but she was able to control herself by the time the video was over.
“That was so good, Mommy! You got Daddy good!”
“Thank you, baby.” You laughed and stuck your tongue out at Spencer, which he childishly reciprocated.
“Can we watch another one?” She was very enthusiastic, clinging onto Spencer as she shifted around to become closer to you too.
“Sure,” you began to look through the other options, “which one should we watch next?”
“Hmmm,” she exaggeratedly pursed her lips, “oh! What is that one called, Daddy?”
She points at a video that causes you and Spencer to share a loving smile. “That one's titled The Love of Our Life…”
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I just had a stupid idea.
Inspired by this post
I can't code worth a chip of flaming chull dung, but I'll do what I can, so here's what we should do: we should create a new incorrect quotes generator using samples from our own WIPs, and then have everyone run their characters through it and turn it into like a tag game where you create three incorrect quotes using the generator and then propose one from your own writing to be added into it or something. Get the vision?
Anyway, here's who I'm recruiting for my crack idea that may never get off the ground (Note: I started working on it right after typing those words. I'm not very far, but progress is being made. If someone else thinks they can get it all coded and stuff before I get it done [which you'd probably be right in thinking], feel free and I'll hand the reins over to you): All my mutuals. All of 'em. Feel free to bring more people into this as well.
So to begin with the tagging: @tildeathiwillwrite, @somethingclevermahogony, @the-ellia-west, @smudged-red-ink (wake up pls I'm still worried), @aesthetic-writer18,
@pastellbg (ik you're not a writing mutual exactly but I said all), @illarian-rambling, @lunaeuphternal, @thewritingautisticat, @aalinaaaaaa,
@elizaellwrites, @cybercelestian, @pluppsauthor, and @corinneglass!
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I'm not exactly sure what you're supposed to do with this information quite yet, but... I dunno. It's still very possible I'll forget about this within the week, so someone make sure to remind me I started another stupid project, k?
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eric dier-luke shaw are the white version of rodri-cancelo, i just cant stop confusing them with eachother
#i cant tell the difference i thought dier was a man utd player for the longest time#and ik this is on me like no one else thinks this#but i actually cant tell the difference
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the weight of the crown
#everyone say 'thank you kara' for the idea#ch7 gonna have this mans hafta face the reality of taking over the throne. the burden of his responsibility. the legacy. the the the the#hes always like 'lilia stop treating me like a kid' oh yea? ik uve lived hundreds of years but have u had to face the solitude of ruling yet#there is nobody else to support u the same way. everything is on u. u can have advisement and guards and w/e but UR the one it falls on#i also think the pressure of societal relations in briar valley is...particularly tough to hafta take over. progress has been made but sTILL#how much history is there. how much bloodshed how many conflicts im GRAGHGHGH#whatever im not eloquent thats letties job. i just draw shit#twst#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#suntails
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in the next mission impossible movie there better be a scene where the one (1) female agent they have has to seduce/flirt with a guy to get information out of him except when she tries, he makes it clear he’s not interested and says something implying he’s gay. so she walks away and into the comms tells the team it didn’t work because “i’m not his type.” then we get semi-frustrated team members telling her “well then become his type, we need the info” etc only for her to interrupt with “i think one of you boys will have a better chance.” then the comms go silent and it cuts to each team member’s reaction of “😳” and the “oh”s as they realize he’s gay. except when it cuts to ethan’s reaction, he’s already sauntering over to the guy and we just hear him say “i’m on it” and then we get scenes of ethan seducing the bad guy and he gets to gay kiss him. if this doesn’t happen i will riot
#ethan not even being phased and being so READY to go flirt with a guy for info lives in my brain rent free#his lil gay saunter over there too#i love my bisexual himbo#i also think they need to do this because every fucking time there is ONE femal agent and no more#and there’s always a scene where she has to seduce someone#it drives me insane#this is such a perfect solution#ik this would’ve worked better in the earlier movies during the 90s & 2000s when it was common for people to be like#‘gay??’👀 and not. fucking 2023 or whatever but STILL#it would be SO FUNNY#they could also switch it a bit and have the team totally unphased and when the femal agent says he’s gay someone else on the team just#immediately is like ‘ethan?’ and then ethan’s already going over and says ‘already on it’#or something like that where they had the back up plan in case he was gay#idk both are good#mines funnier though#anyway i’ll tweet time cruise if this doesn’t happen in 7 i s2g#mission impossible#ethan hunt#*
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au where this was how ik and diavolo met for the first time when she was like seven
#obey me#art#they're reading 'the nine lives of montezuma' by michael morpugo by the way#it's about a cat called montezuma and it ends sadly. ik knows this because she's read it already but she wants to see if demons can cry#there's also very devout christian little girl later in the book and i just find the idea of diavolo encountering that character funny#obey me diavolo#jtta ik#slams hands on table how the HELL do you draw ROOMS!!!!!!#peep the incredibly thin lego house. that's all they could find enough bricks to build#also if you zoom in on the piece of paper (and turn it upside down) there's someone else making a little cameo#is it easy enough to tell who it is?? who knows#anyway yeah diavolo drew lucifer and ik drew herself and her dad (you can see zhao's glasses on one of the little figures)#when zhao gets home he sees the massive demon and passes out immediately#i think he and diavolo would make good friends actually. diavolo is the supportive ayi to his single fatherhood#one day dia's like 'man that guy's lonely so he sits him down like 'you know zhao i have a friend who might be your type'#infernal friends au
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Like three of my coworkers in the past month have tested positive for covid, every day I see new ppl on my dash mentioning that they’ve caught covid, every day I see and hear from ppl who have come down w something that looks like covid but the test came back negative but also they can only afford to test once bc tests aren’t free anymore and the more accurate tests are also more expensive so there’s no way to know if it was a false negative, and yet nobody masks anymore. hell world hell world
#meg talks#like i feel like im losing my mind. i will admit that ive probably gotten too bold abt going out in public#but at least i never go out without wearing a clean n95#and then i immediately look around and see no one else is wearing one and im like well fuck me i guess.#i refuse to get on an airplane or have anyone come visit me via plane bc fucking every time someone ik gets on a plane#they come back with covid#and i just keep thinking back to the start of the pandemic and the efforts to flatten the curve#and how if we’d just fucking. done it. if the lockdown wasn’t lifted so fast. we could have killed covid#instead we’re going on four years of this. and ppl just act like life is normal again#well it’s not normal for me. catching covid could ruin my body and cost me my job and then what#but nobody cares bc most precautions protect other ppl around us more than they protect ourselves#and nobody gives a shit abt the disabled#nor do they want to think abt the fact that they are one covid infection away from being disabled themselves
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Ough as the end draws near I’m seeing more and more comments that are making me nervous that the ending won’t live up to all the hype & expectations aaaa aa
#ask#for example#there’s a few notes I’ve forgotten about that we’re gonna be important but now make no sense in the story#so I’ve gotta figure out how to work them in#without it feeling forced#and at the same time#continuing with the idea I’ve been married to for a few weeks about what the ending is gonna be#but now I’m so nervous that people won’t like the ending#and I’ll have ruined this fic#sobs#ik most of you will hopefully enjoy it!! but even seeing a few be like ‘aw :( I hoped something else would happen’ is gonna be ROUGH#but honestly#thank you all for the amazing experience you’ve given me writing this#I never realized just how much I enjoy writing until I started writing this fic#and all the love has been so sos o life changing#so thank you all <3#one person specifically said I was ‘stalling’ but like :( I’m drawing out the tension. if I do things too quickly it won’t have any umph.#I just haven’t been able to stop thinking abt that comment sigh#personal
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actually one of my most unpopular opinions is probably that lewis's run on robin is just. not good lol. and the sweet timsteph panels may be the highlight but honestly. he's got this vision in his head of timsteph together, but it's okay tim characterization at best. it's actually not great steph characterization & he also kind of reinforces the idea that she's really not that good at the whole vigilante thing & her riddler side plot doesn't make her look great at all. it's a complete tonal mess & doesn't feel like a robin story at all. it completely misses the mark of actually doing anything interesting with tim losing his money and moving downtown to where gotham is still rebuilding to focus on weird ass magic plots instead. all the civilian stuff feels hollow. his tim doesn't have any good bonds outside of steph. the jack stuff is weird and nonsensical. the time travel 16th birthday story is offensively bad for tim considering one of his best friends is a time traveler & tim had also time traveled!!
#really the panels of tim asking dana to help him cook & making soup for steph are like. the only decent part of it to me.#everything else you can just tell he did NOT want to be writing robin lol#and ik people really love his steph and that's fair because it's probably one of the times she was treated better than usual#but his steph to me is like. that's it? he doesn't make her particularly competent or anything#and he added some stereotypes to her character imo#and his tim had some good moments for sure#see: thinking about his mom and stuff like that#but aside from a few panels his tim is so. meh.
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idk. the dichotomy what ppl say about wylls romance vs my own experience with it. it was def the romance that clicked most with me and i enjoyed most, and i remember even thinking "wow so MUCH and such GOOD content!". but i also went into it from minthara's romance (and astarion's which sadly didn't click with me as much) lol.
#petra.txt#i honestly think who complain abt it after the last patch have never actually romanced wyll#bc i saw sooo much just wrong 'facts'? like that he doesn't have a romance greeting?#i was soooo confused bc i was like 'i def had one'???#but yeah that's why i think most ppl complaining didn't romance him#also treading into dangerous water ik lmfao cancel me if u want but i'm actually someone who likes wyll his romance and make content for him#also 'everything is abt mizora' ok everything with gale is abt mystra. everything with minthara is abt orin. everything with astarion is#abt cazador. everything with shadowheart is abt shar.#i get asking for more content bc his act 1 scene is much shorter than other characters romance scenes#but pls just stop blatantly lying#i find it really hard to be enthusiastic abt the 'more content for wyll' crusade when none of u went to bat for minthara and ignore her#when u make those comparisons abt how much screen time each romance gets#bruh i literally had mutuals on my dash who thought there was NO new wyll kisses bc those posts made it seem so dire i had to be like#'he got the same amount of kisses as literally everyone else' lmai
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tourette's swag tournament
a tournament to decide who has the most tourettic swag <3 definitely based on all the other nd & such swag polls <3
what is tourette's? a neurological tic disorder. tics are sudden twitches, movements, or sounds that people do repeatedly. tics are something people with ts cannot control <3
rules:
this competition is limited to fictional characters! no real people!
the character does not canonically need to have ts because... then we wouldn't actually have much to go off lol
use vibes to nominate! characters that have tourettic traits!
i will not be accepting any s.outh p.ark or m.inecraft-streamer-type characters. s.outh p.ark isn't Great rep and the streamer thing is confusing for me personally lol
ngl to y'all i will be including a few characters that i personally hc with ts and i just. i will be including them. very important to me.
submissions will be open for a week, until march 26th
submit your nominations here!
#hi friends#i caved#everyone see my ts hcs i am proud of them <3#i was going to just do one on my personal account but i didn't have enough for a bracket:( like i had Enough but the numbers didn't match:(#aNYWAYS HI I HOPE THIS IS FUN AND IT WORKS OUT!!! ik ts isn't like. something a lot of ppl tend to hc but. feelings.#if the world won't give me rep then i'll do it myself thanks <3#i Think the link worked lol#tourette's syndrome#tourettes#actually tourettic#tournament#idk what else to tag#lol
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me: *is a writer*
also me: *can only ever seem to think of one way to say 'thank you' to the people who are kind enough to comment on my fics 🥲*
#it's always just 'tysm i'm so glad you enjoyed'#bc i can never think of anything else to say for some reason#it's like my brain short circuits and just creates one of those automated email responses la;lkdls;fkfg lmao#ik it probably doesn't matter but i feel like i'm so inarticulate sometimes when i respond to people lol#anyway#this is me saying sorry for that lol#fr i do appreciate your all's comments#which is why i always try to respond#i'll do my best to be more creative in the future but sadly i can make no promises lol#ignore me
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man i havent felt this strongly about killing myself in months
#theres no way out#im like. stuck?#it feels like no one on here could ever want me or even engage with me#im not jealous i just. they have better people#better mutuals. people who arent me. because i am just the worst#no one could ever wanna flirt w me or else everyone will see how gross u r for interacting w me#no one sees me as anything but an annoying fucking dog#maybe i want ppl to see me as a good dog. to actually treat me like more than shit or more than just an animal. ik im animal but#god im gonna be alone on here forever. im sorry i dont know how to talk ig#no one could ever 'want' or 'like' me huh. i dont think anyone who wasnt a stranger has had a crush on me like. ever in my fucking life#i wanna be smth ppl like. ik thats stupid but no one fucking likes me!!!! they like my posts but no ones interested in me#whats the fucking point
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the way the dmlx 3hopes supports end makes me scream and cry etc. like it’s crazy that they ended w The Carrying Scene in the first place but actually for real it is Crazy that it LITERALLY ended w felix carrying dimitri. like that is THE perfect end to their support arc here. felix reaches out to him over & over the entire game trying to help/get through to him………
(^ thank u felix for clearly stating ur thesis statement almost immediately in the B support)
and then of course the king awakens cutscene where felix is the one to actually physically reach out to dimitri in fhirdiad. esp in that scene DIMITRI is the one to turn away—literally every time felix reaches out to him he just does not get what he’s saying & turns him down bc he thinks he’s responsible for fixing everything alone. so for their support chain to end with dimitri ALLOWING felix to literally physically carry him to bed is just so so so so so good and significant and perfect it makes me unwell
#few3h#dimilix#ANOTHER FE POST LETS GOOO#ik this is a very surface level observation im just like. head in hands#i also have more to say abt why it’s significant that felix specifically is the one that connects w dimitri like this but i simply cannot#word it properly rn#i WILL add onto this#deertalking#dmlxposting#feposting#i fear all my fe posts are me reiterating the same points but whatever man i will repeat them all day#i’m also curious why in this timeline specifically dimitri told felix abt the uhhh Waking Dream situation#ig it makes sense considering they’re a lot closer in hopes plus i’m glad it happened i just think it’s rlly interesting that he told felix#here and. Nobody Else in either game#(i don’t remember if he outright confessed to byleth actually? probably he did)#(i gotta replay houses)#side note: in hopes when felix hits like 200 enemies defeated or smth dedue can go ‘you truly are the shield of faerghus’ or smth and i#thought that was REALLY sweet#i rlly rlly love their dynamic in this game too
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i do think there's probably something suspicious about the way everyone loves Ca$h and Quinni and their depth while essentially reducing Darren to their shared supporting character and/or the sassy black woman(/person in this case) stereotype, but I feel somewhat hypocritical bringing it up
#shimmer's thoughts#heartbreak high#darren rivers#cash piggott#ca$h piggott#quinni gallagher jones#tbf i'm mainly a meta writer and i feel like they mentioned darren's issues so clearly in s1 that there's not much for me to say#but most people aren't meta writers. and/or people who know the show better might be able to find things to talk about#it could also be more of a problem with the show itself bc from what i can remember they don't get much else to do#like. it feels like the white characters they support just have more depth and more going on than them#and ik people have talked about the show being weird about missy and malakai#although if we're going to talk about how missy and malakai are mistreated by the show#why is no attention given to the fact that darren's like 90% a stereotype#and 9% is them being desperate enough to change integral parts of themself for a white boy#and 1% is them explaining the stereotype with parent issues where the white dad is focused on and the black mom just disappears#that's still suspicious#also i feel like everyone jumps to hate on them every time they get the chance#without looking at why they do things. but then again the show doesn't really explain their reasoning ever does it#either way i feel like i either see people stereotyping them or shitting on them and no one in between acting regular about things#like i just went into the tags to make sure i'm not losing it and there's like 3 posts cutting them slack for the s1 ca$h storyline#and that's it. everything else focuses on ca$h or quinni or hates on them or stereotypes them. i just think that's a bit odd#idk. i can't put my finger on it but something's not right. i don't trust it#i mean i kinda did put my finger on it. i kinda slapped it repeatedly with my finger. but i still don't see a coherent enough thread here#to be personally satisfied. if i can't write a summary of my thoughts my thoughts aren't clear enough
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