Roommate au where one is a morning person and another a night owl. The only times they’re both really awake is about 5 - 8 am where the morning one got up while the other is getting ready for bed. For both, it is the most energetic part of the day and instead of the night owl being called lazy or something, they bond over their excentric sleep schedules and how they are stereotyped. The goth one is the morning person who is always made fun of for being some goody-two-shoes because they get up early even though they’ve been arrest twice while the night owl is all pastel colors and gets upset when people call them lazy and unmotivated despite them working a part time job, being a full time student, and running a background personal business.

Both are artists and cry over lineart

Eventually they get matching necklaces with the sun and moon on them

Imagine

License to Kitty.

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

it's so fucking frustrating to be in college and know everyone uses chatgpt and to be tempted by it constantly while also knowing intellectually that it doesn't work and it's a bad idea. like, i hang out in the library a lot, and i see people using chatgpt on assignments almost every day. and i know it isn't a good way to learn, because it's not really "artificial intelligence" so much as it is an auto text generator. and it gives you wrong information or badly worded sentences all the time. but every week i stare down assignments i don't want to do and i think man. if only i could type this prompt into a text generator and have it done in 10 minutes flat. and i know it wouldn't work. it wouldn't synthesize information from the text the way professors want, it wouldn't know how to answer questions, it just spits out vaguely related words for a couple paragraphs. but knowing my classmates get their work done in 10 minutes flat with it while i fight every ounce of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in my body is infuriating.

Tough.

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

I know it’s controversial but I think Annabeth geeking out over the Hephaestus contraptions was adorable

DO YOU SEE MY VISION... DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY COULD BECOME

i love it when characters are codependent. i love it when losing someone feels like losing a limb. i love it when two people "complete" each other so wholly and terribly that one can barely function without the other. i love it when the fear of losing the only person who understands them is so all-consuming they'll destroy anything to stay together, including themselves.

ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

the snake of eden 🥰

I probably won't finish this piece any time soon, but I wanted to share the unfinished version with you anyways!

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!