#and i love my dorky mafia boys <3
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PIT BABE IS ABO
How did I walk into UNTAGGED ABO IRL this hAs to be a first for me.
I mean, I understand they might've not wanted to market it like that to start a drama, or mAybe I'm just plain stupid and this was public knowledge but anyway here are my thOughts
Imma quote my favorite BL of all time and say "It cOuld be Extraordinary" I mean, it really could.
I believe the first episode was just to set the scene for the show, but let's address specific points
I WANNA MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I DIDN'T READ THE SOURCE MATERIAL THANK YOU
1. The ABO
Let's get this out of the way we knOw it's a difficult topic, and my main concern with it was that they would adapt some random ass manga/manhwa just to establish a bullshit dominant vs submissive horny dynamic that ended up in a very polemic mpreg.
But I encountered either a 'hot omega' - 'dorky alpha dynamic' where both have issues with their second sex traits (specially pheromones) or an alpha-alpha relationship with the same issues, which could lead to a bUnch of social commentary using the ABO social hierarchy.
Apart from that, I believe using those resources for the first big ABO production might have been a good call to ease the general public into it and not dwelling on the full nesting-marking-knotting and whatnot. I mean, it probably might never reach the full power of the genre, but if it works it might crack the door open for this.
2. The story itself
I had this discussion with my best friend (who has recommended me most of the ABO I've read) and we came to the conclusion that this feels like watching something straight out of AO3 fanfiction where the characters are clearly already established (bc the characters come pre built as they're based on ActUaL people) so the point is just telling this story full of made up violence, mafia, infatuation, possessiveness and desire. I kind of love it??? I am obviously not judging it as an ordinary BL, but for what it presented on the first episode it really could be great. I love how we have been introduced to a character like Charlie that will not just be this helpless boy that gets thrown around, he has more agency than we thought.
3 Production and stuff
Oh I love cars and stuff that goes fAst and slicked back hair and blue vs red and ALL the cliches, and I feel like it's done well. We could hate on kinnporsche for many things but it rOse the standards for commercial production. It also has really good actors whose previous work I've seen and liked very much. I also really applaud them for taking this shit seriously, bc many people half ass their acting in strange situation and that shows professionalism.
4. the more I think about it the more I'm excited for the show, and that's bAd because I'm building expectations and that nOt good so here are some point that require attention.
The ABO. This will be an issue until the lAst second of the show, because the way that it is portrayed will be perceived as a direct representation of the whole genre, so they ought to be careful.
The ABO agAin.. what parts are they gonna portray and hOw, because the main couple is not the only one, so I want to know how they will present an (explicitly confirmed) omega and how it will play into the social hierarchy . They already introduced scent and pheromones, and they did it tastefully, so kudos on that.
The ABO.. I'm kidding.
The story, this story might play into some kind of toxic and violent stuff that is becoming a bit problematic for certain audiences, and as I say.. problematic shows and up in problematic situations, so how I want to see how it plays out. But the fact that Charlie is giving 'morally gray that could end up falling' vibes and that gives me hOpe.
The discourse it might start. Oh this world can be a hot mEss and people could start a whole ass battle as this genre that usually was counterculture territory is now brought into this context.
Shit I'm way to nervous about this show... PLEASE IF YOU KNOW MORE let me know, I want to discuss and have a better opinion on it. If you need to call me an idiot in the process I'll take it.
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Dazai: I cant let you kill me Chuuya, my dream is to commit double suicide with a beautiful woman.
Also Dazai: Chuuya, ykno, you’re like a rich, little girl ;))
Also Dazai (in the fight vs Lovecraft): Chuuya, let’s just give up and die together <3
He’s like dropping hints he’s still smitten with Chuuya but ofc being the colossal asshat he is he just won’t say ily like a normal person
#soukoku#bsd#chuuya nakahara#dazai osamu#bungou stray dogs#hi bsd fandom im goikng down down in Soukoku hell#going* at a speed faster than Chuuyas gravitons#so accept my shitposting#im so glad i rediscovered my love for this ship#god ive been so hung up on snk for so long#i never got time enough to invest too much in a different story or ship#but im hella happy rn#and i love my dorky mafia boys <3#dazai is such a smitten kitten its so obvious im crying#also whats the deal with him dropping innuendoes whenever he talks with Chuuya#like he says sumn and im like sure Dazai that dint sound gay at all
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yoongi fic recs
this is a list of yoongi fics i’ve read and loved very much! enjoy. <3
ps. all fics with 🍙 are the ones i loved a little bit more.
“Where’s my kiss?” by @mintseesaw
fluff | drabble | 1.6K words
A Wish Out of Water by @jimlingss
🍙, fluff, humor, fantasy | two shots
A genie could solve all your problems. Though you wouldn’t even know exactly what to ask for - money, a warmer house, a better job, a better life? But Min Yoongi is no ordinary genie. He’s here to make your life a living hell. Too bad it was hell to begin with.
GENIE au
All I Want for Christmas by @hayjeon
🍙 | one shot | 13K words
CEO, CHRISTMAS, SECRETARY, SINGLE DAD au
an out of bounds umbrella by @yoonsgiggle
fluff | one shot | 10.2K words
you’re apologetic about almost blinding your university’s star point guard with the broken tip of your umbrella until you share a class with him and find out he’s a three star recruit but a four star dick or min yoongi doesn’t find your high school musical puns amusing.
BASKETBALL PLAYER, COLLEGE, ENEMIES TO LOVERS au
aquiver by @floralseokjin
🍙, fluff, angst, smut | series
Yoongi can’t remember the last time he was able to successfully bring himself to the point of orgasm, then Namjoon gives him a business card advertising ‘Healing Hands’, and that’s where he meets you; pretty and innocent looking, who gets paid to provide hand jobs for a living…
IDOL au
bad boys bring it to you by @yuengi
smut | one shot | 7.1K words
TATTOO ARTIST au
Black & White by @akinnie75
🍙, fluff, angst | one shot | 24.7K words
You finally confessed to Yoongi after he asked if you like him. His response is to give you a contract to sign. However, you soon realize that Yoongi manufactured your emotions and manipulated you to like him all for the sake of his senior project.
SLOW BURN au
Blackthorn Manor by @kpopfanfictrash
one shot | 7.5K words
After becoming the assistant of professional recluse Min Yoongi, you begin to notice strange things. Noises which shouldn’t take place, shadows which shouldn’t move like they do. You’re almost convinced that you’re crazy - until something happens, something unbelievable to make you realize you’re not.
GOTH au
Blow by @inkofyoongi
smut, fluff | one shot | 5.5K words
Yoongi loves you, even if he’s never said it… but gestures sometimes speak louder than words.
BOYFRIEND au
budapest by @junghelioseok
smut | one shot | 11.1K words
over many years and across several dozen cities, you fell in love.
SECRET AGENT au
Clair De Lune by @yoonia
smut | one shot | 23K words
You were ready to leave a part of your life to move on to the next, and he is willing to give you a chance to end it glamorously. But at what cost? And will he be a part of the life you are leaving behind or will he be there for the next part of it?
—part of @bangtansmutcentral‘s In The Mood Project
ESCORT, MUSICIAN au
Cut Me Open by @hayjeon
angst, smut, fluff | two shots
—a spin-off from Cardio Palpitations
MARRIED COUPLE, SURGEON au
dancing with the devil by @minnpd
smut | one shot | 6.8K words
Easy Rebound by @ditzymax
smut, angst | one shot | 6.5K words
Yoongi is one of the star players on the college basketball team. You are the head of the cheerleading squad. The pair of you would make the most beautiful (if most cliché) couple on campus, except neither of you have ever wanted anything more than the frequent, casual fuck. Yet somehow Yoongi finds his emotions straying towards dangerous territory.
BASKETBALL PLAYER, CHEERLEADER, COLLEGE au
ego: hoe chronicles by @suga-kookiemonster
smut | one shot | 7.2K words
he was messing with you again. he was messing with you, trying to get a reaction out of you simply for his own amusement. but you refused to give it to him—refused to give him the satisfaction of playing right into his hands.
—an alternate universe of ego
COLLEGE, FRAT BOY, FUCK BOY au
eight by @cupofteaguk
🍙, fluff | one shot | 5K words
or, Eight times Min Yoongi tells you he loves you
IDOL au
First-Date BAIT! by @jimlingss
fluff | two shots
First dates are embarrassing. First dates are awkward. I’ve been through countless ones, sitting across from people who bored the living daylights out of me. It was less exciting than watching paint dry. Some dates were so utterly rude - I think you and I both know what it’s like to be on the receiving end on that. But now we both don’t have to waste our time anymore!
With First Date Bait they went out for me! Afterwards, they informed me if it was recommended to go out on a second date. It’s amazing with a 99.99% accuracy rate! That’s how I ended up meeting my husband!
First Date Bait.
Why waste your time with awkward first dates?
—part of the Service Series
Hades by @littlemisskookie
horror, smut, angst, fantasy | one shot | 9.4K words
You meet a rather dreamy- albeit annoying, new kid who sweeps you off your feet. Too bad it’s in the middle of a series of murders around town.
GREEK GOD au
heavy sugar by @kinktae
smut | one shot | 8K words
The Roaring Twenties were a time of great economic wealth and social change. But beneath the jazz music and colorful speakeasies were mafia led organized crimes and bloodstained cash. You knew this well, but try as you might, you just couldn’t ignore the dark and enigmatic gangster whose eyes lingered on you from across the room.
—part of the rewind series
1920s, GANGSTER, FLAPPER, MAFIA au
i’m not your daddy by @scriptaed
🍙, fluff | one shot | 2.5K words
learning that his daughter no longer wishes to wed him but rather his now-arch-enemy jungkook marks the most soul-crushing day your husband has ever had to endure. no one, and he means no one, is more deserving of his angel than daddy min himself, and he’s willing to do anything to earn his daughter’s heart back.
DAD, PARENT au
Ink Nemesis by @scriptaed
🍙, angst, fluff | series
As an aspiring writer drowning under the public’s radar, a click of the pen is all you need to accept your supervisor’s offer to co-write an article for the SS - Secrets Spilled, a regular section of your company’s weekly tabloid; but fabricated stories and invasive details aren’t all that you write when you discover Min Yoongi’s dirty little secret.
FAKE DATING, IDOL, PAPARAZZI au
La Douleur Exquise by @cinnaminsvga
ON-GOING | fluff, angst, smut, fantasy | series
in which you accidentally summon an incubus in the middle of your shitty apartment and he won’t leave until you agree to have sex with him. until then, min yoongi, incubus extraordinaire, is now your sexually promiscuous and grumpy roommate. aka, the incubus au no one fucking asked for.
INCUBUS au
Melody companion by @prisczero
fluff | one shot | 3.6K words
“A soulmate story where Yoongi can hear everything that you listen to, but only if it is music.’’
IDOL, SOULMATE au
Miss Dial by @versigny
ON-GOING | 🍙, smut | series
[11:31] You: okay so i’m texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting yoongi and telling him how badly i want his cock tonight. Arent you proud?
[11:32] unknown number: this is yoongi, hi
FRAT au
Mixtape by @jungblue
🍙, smut, fluff, humor | one shot | 15.6K words
Two mystery students from your college run the podcast dubbed ‘mixtape.’ It’s become a sort of phenomenon around campus, listened to by almost everyone. In their most recent episode they discussed various study methods… One of them being oh so tempting.
COLLEGE, PODCAST PERSONALITY au
Next Door by @personasintro
smut, fluff | one shot | 10.3K words
Your neighbor doesn’t respect your complaints about him being loud, but you don’t let it slide so easily.
ENEMIES TO LOVERS, NEIGHBOURS au
petals by @yoonia
🍙, fluff | series
IDOL, PARENT au
see you soon by @cupofteaguk
fluff, angst | one shot | 7K words
In which you live in a world where one stroke of a pen against your skin is a signage of forever, and Min Yoongi just has really good timing
SOULMATE au
She’s Testosterone by @jimlingss
🍙, crack, smut | series
Drop dead gorgeous, cute and sassy - you adore your best friend. But is there more beneath the surface? Who exactly is Min Yoonji?
YOONJI au
so i heard you like bad boys by @scriptaed
fluff | one shot | 4.7K words
while others see min yoongi as the resident heartthrob of the school - quiet, resilient, and mysterious - you can’t see him as anything other than your dorky best friend since childhood; but what you don’t know is his long desire to be anything but that, even if it means becoming the bad boy in town… or at least try to.
COLLEGE, FRIENDS TO LOVERS au
stay high by @personasintro
smut, angst | one shot | 16.5K words
You’ve to stay high to keep your ex out off your mind when he comes back into your life.
EXES au
Studio cuddle by @mintseesaw
fluff | drabble | 1.8K words
Tired from work, you went straight to Genius Lab in the hopes of being able to cuddle with Yoongi. You did not hesitate to press the passcode of his studio, knowing he might get pissed off for interrupting him from his work.
IDOL, PRODUCER au
Sweeter than Sweet by @gimmesumsuga
fluff, smut, angst | series
“You never would have expected someone like Park Jimin to notice you. As handsome and beguiling as he is deadly, you’re enthralled from the very moment you meet. Addicted to his kiss and his bite, Jimin opens up your eyes to a whole new world of love, lust and seduction.”
VAMPIRE au
the blue coat and cerruti 1881 (a flash fire) by @yuhdongsaeng
angst, fluff, smut | two shots
that’s the thing about flash fires. they’re intense outbursts of flames that reach their maximum heat quickly and don’t last a long time. hell, they don’t even get to fade before they cease to exist. however, flash fires may be intense and short, but the floor beneath them is ruined forever.
IDOL au
The Truth Between Us by @jimlingss & @gukyi
🍙🍙🍙, fluff, angst, fantasy | series
a book deal should be the most exciting time of your life, but there seems to be a constant and omnipresent damper on your mood in the form of a certain min yoongi, who you would just cut out from your life, if he weren’t your editor. but then, the world shifts beneath your feet, and you begin to wonder if maybe you’ve always been looking at life from the wrong angle.
ENEMIES TO LOVERS and loads more aus— just stop what you’re doing and read this masterpiece!
want a taste by @suga-kookiemonster
smut, humor | one shot | 18.3K words
pretzel pro. most skillful tongue in the food court world. allegedly. that’s what yoongi keeps telling you, anyway. of course, you’re reasonably skeptical of his claims—but if there’s one thing that motivates the notoriously-lethargic man, it’s proving skeptics wrong.
—part of the you never shop alone collaboration
FRIENDS TO LOVERS, SHOPPING MALL au
what you did last summer by @winetae
smut | one shot | 33.8K words
Yoongi was fine with a lot of things—you maxing out his credit cards to buy ridiculously expensive items of clothing that you never wore more than once, you taking out his newest ride for a spin without permission, you spending an extra thirty minutes on your hair and makeup when he was running late for a dinner function.
What he was not okay with, however, was you sharing your pussy with barely-out-of-college boys who were incapable of going five seconds without creaming their pants.
No, that was where he drew the line.
↳ alternatively titled; How to Get Dick - an autobiography written by (you)
TROPHY WIFE au
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Characters playing among us as a prompt?
Marauders Play Among Us (feat. LilyPetal, AliceInWonderland, and more)
(Youtuber Marauder AU)
PadFoot: Hello Everyone, and welcome back to another week of gameplay. Today, the Marauders are joined with some of our best friends from different platforms: LilyPetal, Marchinnon, Dorky, AliceInWonderland, and FranklyFrank
LilyPetal: Hello!
Marchinnon: Happy to be here.
Prongs: Yes, indeed, we’re lucky to have them on our gameplay this week. Because today we’re playing Among Us. That’s right. The boys and I have been playing this game nonstop for the past week and figured it was about time to show you all how terrible Wormtail is at it.
Wormtail: I resent that.
PadFoot: but he doesn’t oppose, because he knows it’s true.
Prongs: We all know the rules, it’s like Mafia or Werewolf, just online. Basically there are killers and innocent people and the innocent people have to guess who the killers are before they themselves get killed. It can be tricky and has started many many fights between us boys since we started playing.
Wormtail: Prongs didn’t buy me dinner because I killed him one time.
Prongs: I stand by that decision.
Moons: Alright boys, that’s enough chitchat, huh? So, as you all know, the Marauder boys all live in one house. In order to make things a bit more fair, we have all chosen a different room in the house so we can’t cheat. Hopefully March and Dorky will do the same?
Marchinnon: Dorky is in the kitchen, I’m in our bedroom.
Moons: Noted. Alright then, we’re playing the smallest of the maps, since it’s Frank’s first time and we wanted to go easy on him.
FranklyFrank: I hate all of you. Let’s do this.
5-4-3-2-1
*Mics/Cams are muted as the game starts*
-Sirius POV-
Pads: Okay, so I’m a crewmate. That means I get to run around and do some tasks, which is fun. Sometimes, (oh there’s Frank and March, leaving weapons), sometimes I get so tied up in tasks that I get annoyed when people find dead bodies cause it stops me from doing my tasks.
-Remus POV-
Moons: 100 pounds that Pads isn’t it. Look at him. He’s just running around doing tasks. Yup, there’s the task bar going up. Can’t be Pads.
-Frank POV-
FranklyFrank: How the fuck do I kill someone? Where’s the... how do I... shit.
-Marlene-
Marchinnon: Okay, so Frank has been following me around quite a bit, which is a bit sus, to be frank. But I’m going to medbay, so hopefully he doesn’t kill me while I do my scan.
*Frank stabs Marlene*
Marchinnon: BITCH! That devious bastard. I hate him. UGH!
-Dorcas POV-
Dorky: Okay, I can hear Mars yelling, meaning that she’s definitely dead. So she wasn’t the killer. I’m gonna go and find her body hopefully.
-Lily POV-
LilyPetal: pew, pew, pew. Yes! Okay, on to O2. Here we go. Okay, hi Prongs. Please don’t kill me while I get rid of these leaves. Thank youuu.
*James shoots Lily*
LilyPetal: NO! I... I trusted you! Ah Frank, find my body. Come on, come on buddy. Find itttt! Wait, no, Frank where are you... You just walked over my dead body. Okay, It’s definitely Frank and James. Pricks.
-James POV-
Prongs: I just had to kill Lily, which may mean she won’t go out with me for dinner later tonight. A real shame. Maybe I’ll take Pads.
*BODY WAS DISCOVERED*
Moons: Shit, two already?
Dorky: I found Mars’s body in Medbay.
Prongs: Okay, where was everyone? Wormy, where are you?
Wormtail: I’m, uhhh, I’m in reactor.
Prongs: Close to Medbay, then, wouldn’t you say?
Wormtail: sod off Prongs, I’m doing the button pushing task where it plays and you have to copy it. This is my third try.
PadFoot: Worms, that really isn’t that hard.
Prongs: Alice, where were you?
AliceInWonderland: I’m in shields.
Prongs: Franky?
FranklyFrank: I’m in Nav.
Moons: I can vouch for Alice, I’m in shields too. She hasn’t killed me yet.
AliceInWonderland: Yet?! What is that supposed to mean?
Moons: I’m saying you’re fine, Alice, you’re not sus yet.
AliceInWonderland: Jesus.
Prongs: Well, I’m in storage.
Moons: and we don’t know where Lily’s body is yet.
*Lily and Marlene are muted because they’re dead*
LilyPetal: FUCK ALL OF YOU. James, I will never forgive you for this. I want that to be known.
Prongs: Well, I don’t know if there is enough info this time.
LilyPetal: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Moons: Shall we skip then?
PadFoot: Yeah, let’s skip.
*Next Round Starts*
-James POV-
Prongs: I can feel Lily’s anger. She’s not even here, and I can feel it. I’m so screwed.
-Lily POV-
LilyPetal: I’m gonna haunt this bitch for the rest of the round. Fuck tasks. I’m just gonna follow him.
-Frank POV-
FranklyFrank: Alright, so I’m currently with Remus and Alice. They’re sticking together, it looks like. So, they can be my cover story. This game really isn’t that difficult. Oh, Peter’s going into Admin. I’m gonna go kill him.
*Frank stabs Peter*
FranklyFrank: Got him. Vent away, vent away!
-Peter POV-
Wormtail: NOOOOOOO FRANKLINNNNNN!!!!
-Sirius POV-
PadFoot: Alright, well, Worms is definitely dead. He’s too easy to not kill off. So I’m gonna try and find his... James? James, what are you doing? No, no, no, no, noooooooo RUUUUUUNNNN!!!!
-James POV-
Prongs: Kill him, kill him, kill him...
*James shoots Sirius*
Prongs: HA! okay, two more. Let’s go Franky boy.
-Marlene POV-
Marchinnon: I want to save Dorky, but I don’t know how. I know that Frank is gonna try and kill- OH MY GOD! Prongs just killed Pads. He killed him. No!
-Alice POV-
AliceInWonderland: I’m pretty sure it’s Frank. He just seemed a little, I don’t know... Sus. Ope, here he is now, and there’s Prongs. Okay... Little Sus, not gonna lie.
*James stabs Remus, Frank shoots Alice*
AliceInWonderland: CALLED IT! I CALLED that!
*Victory for the Imposters*
Prongs: Hell yeah, Franky Boyyyy!!
Moons: I can’t believe you won you first round of this and no one suspected you at all.
AliceInWonderland: I did! I totally knew it was him.
Moons: Well, why didn’t you say anything?
LilyPetal: James, I want you to know that we’re broken up.
Prongs: Noooooo, Lils. I’m sorry! You were just an easy target.
LilyPetal: Broken up.
PadFoot Okay, next round?
Dorky: Let’s go kids.
*Next Round Starts and everyone Mutes*
-Sirius POV-
PadFoot: Crewmate again. Okay. This time, I’m gonna call Moony so we can team up.
Moons through the phone: Hello?
PadFoot: Hey! Let’s stick together so we don’t die, yeah?
Moons: Deal.
-Remus POV-
Moons: Okay, so I have Pads following me. But I’m one of the imposters, so that’s gonna be fun. But, we’ll let it be for a bit. See what happens.
-Dorcas POV-
Dorky: ~How could I make a man, out of yooooooou~ Ope, there’s James. Hello my friend. Trying to swipe your card? I know he always does this task too fast so he has to do it like four times. So... I’m gonna kill him.
*Dorcas stabs James*
Dorky: That’s for Lily. Hopefully she feels avenged. I’m gonna turn the lights off.
-Lily POV-
LilyPetal: alright, so, I have an electrical task. Which is stressful. Because everyone dies in electrical. So, we’re gonna try to be very careful. Okay, Hi Moons, Pads. Pleasure. Just here to fix the lights. Okay they left.
-Peter POV-
Wormtail: I hate it here, I hate it here, I hate it here. Running to admin nowwww, and I hate it here. I always die or get blamed. I’m really a victim. It’s so annoying. Okay... Dorky’s in here. Gonna just check the cams.
*Dorcas stabs Peter*
Wormtail:.... Fuck.
*Dead Body Reported*
LilyPetal: HA! James is dead. Thank you to whoever killed him.
PadFoot: Yeah, cause that’s not sus at all, Lils.
LilyPetal: If I had killed him, I would have freely admitted it.
Marchinnon: Facts.
Moons: Okay, where was the body?
AliceInWonderland: Nav. I’m in here with Frank. So it’s not either of us.
Dorky: Or it’s both of them and they’re covering for each other.
FranklyFrank: I’m sus on Dorky now. That’s exactly what an imposter would say.
Dorky: coming from one of the people in Nav, where there’s a dead body.
PadFoot: Well, I’ve been with Moons the whole time. We passed Lily in electric a while ago.
LilyPetal: Complete other side of the map.
Marchinnon: Did anyone see Wormy at all?
Dorky: I saw him in Caf earlier, I was on my way to upper engines.
LilyPetal: Okay, well I think it’s either Alice or Franklin. Because they wouldn’t reveal each other out of love and mutual respect.
AliceInWonderland: Fake news. I would 100% throw Frank under the bus if possible.
FranklyFrank: Thanks babe. I love you too.
Moons: I’m voting Alice. I think it was a self report.
PadFoot: I’m trusting Moony.
LilyPetal: Same.
*AliceInWonderland was Ejected*
*Everyone Mutes Again*
-Remus POV-
Moons: Alright, so now I have Pads with me. He still thinks we’re protecting each other. But really, he’s my alibi. So... I’m gonna pretend to have a task in electrical and kill him there. Okay, yup. Just stand there for a second Pads. Andddddd...
*Remus stabs Sirius*
Moons: Don’t trust anyone, bitch.
-Sirius POV-
PadFoot: I swear to God. He really... He really got me. He had me going that whole time. Son of a bitch. I trusted him. And he betrayed me.
*Dead Body Reported*
LilyPetal: I hate electrical.
FranklyFrank: I’m in Nav, I’m nowhere near electrical.
Marchinnon: I... I haven’t seen Dorky in a minute.
Dorky: I was in Medbay.
Moons: That’s cap. I’m in Medbay, and you’re not here.
Dorky: What? No you aren’t!
Moons: I 100% am. I just finished my scan. You are nowhere in here.
LilyPetal: Wait, Moons, weren’t you with Pads?
Moons: He broke off with me at shields. I had no idea he was in electrical.
FranklyFrank: and... now you’re in Medbay? Where there’s a vent that leads directly to electrical.
*The dead are muted, but are pissed*
PadFoot: YES FRANK! AVENGE ME!
Prongs: It’s Dorky. It’s Dorky! Come On!
Wormtail: I just wanna do my tasks.
LilyPetal: Honestly, Moons and Dorky are kinds sus. If Dorky isn’t in medbay, like she says, then it’s her. But if she is, and Remus is too, then it’s probably Remus because he would have vented.
Moons: I swear I didn’t see Dorky anywhere.
Marchinnon: I... Yeah. I think that may be fair.
Dorky: BABE!
Marchinnon: I’m sorry! I’m just saying! You were in Weapons, but you didn’t run into Caf, you ran down to O2. Meaning you were nowhere near Medbay.
LilyPetal: It’s Dorky, it’s Dorky!
FranklyFrank: I voted.
Moons: Yup.
Dorky: I hate all of you.
*Dorky was Ejected*
*All Mute again*
-Lily POV-
LilyPetal: alright, so we didn’t win. Which means that we voted Alice off for no reason. Sorry Alice. My bad. But that leaves Franky, Mars, and Remus. And I’m definitely sus of Remus, because Pads was literally glued to him, and now he’s dead. And he was in Medbay, where there is a vent. So, I’m thinking it’s Moons.
-Marlene POV-
Marchinnon: I’m scared. I’m scared of everyone.
-Remus POV-
Moons: Okay, I don’t have much time left, and Frank definitely suspects me. So, I’m gonna kill him. I had to vote Dorky off to save myself, but if I win, then she also wins.
-Frank POV-
FranklyFrank: I just, fuck. I just saw Remus. And I’m almost certain that he’s the imposter. And I’m not prepared. I am not PREPARED.
-Remus POV-
Moons: Run while you can, Frank. I’m almost there.
*Remus stabs Frank*
Moons: There it is. THERE IT IS.
*Victory for the Imposters*
Dorky: YEAH MOONY!
PadFoot: I fucking hate you, you asshole.
Moons: I’m sorry, it was just too easy.
Prongs: Gotta pick better teammates next time, Pads.
PadFoot: Yeah, well, Lily was glad you were dead. So, who’s the real loser here?
LilyPetal: Valid point.
PadFoot: I’ll never get over this betrayal, Remus. I want you to know that right now.
Moons: Well, I won. So I think I’ll be fine.
*Everyone Laughs as the Video Fades*
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Hi! If you haven’t played Among Us, either go play it, watch other people play it, or don’t read this story, lol. It’s all I’ve been doing the past four days.
Here’s a note though, for all y’all. If you’re playing Among Us with strangers, DO NOT give your information out. Not your snap, or your instagram, tumblr, anything. Just don’t. People will exploit you and I want y’all to be safe. Also, there are some real assholes playing that game. So if anyone makes you feel uncomfortable, just leave the game.
I love y’all. Be safe!
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Get the Job Done (Akaashi mafia au)
Request by @weebintheinternet : Hello mamser is it alright if I requested a Mafia!au of Akaashi that's just filled with ✨ angst ✨ ??
Pairing: Akaashi x fem!reader
Word Count: 1.3k
Warnings!!: Some violence, mention of a gun, and character death
The cold, autumn night surrounded Akaashi as he walked towards the location Bokuto had told him to go. Internally, he may or may not have cursed his friend for making him go on a new mission on such short notice, as if he hadn’t just gotten back from his 3-week negotiation trip abroad. Why couldn’t he just send Konoha-san or Onaga to do the job? But what could Akaashi do? Although Bokuto was his friend, he was still his boss, and what he says goes. Despite having a very quirky and dorky nature, Bokuto can be quite terrifying and merciless, if he wanted to be. That is how he got into his position anyway, being one of the most feared bosses of one of the most feared mafia groups throughout Japan.
Still Akaashi cant help, but curse him still. He could be home by now, with his beloved s/o, watching TV while cuddled up on the couch. He could have told them about his recent trip abroad and given them all the gifts he brought home just for them, but no, he just had to do this urgent mission. At this point, Akaashi told himself not to complain any further, the only thing in his mind was that the sooner he finished the mission, the sooner he can go back home to his beloved y/n.
“Where do you need me to go? Akaashi asked his boss.
Bokuto who sat across from him looked at him with very serious eyes, one’s that not everyone, even Akaashi were quite used to, “I need you to go to warehouse 9, by the fishing port.”
Akaashi was confused by his friend’s statement, “That’s awfully near Nohebi’s turf.”
“It’s just by the border, so technically still ours, so that stupid snake can’t say shit. Besides, he got himself into this mess.”
“What do you mean?” the younger male asked.
“There’s a mole amongst us, one of Daishou’s little snakes.” Bokuto stated.
Akaashi was taken aback by his senior’s words. A mole inside Fukurodani? He could hardly imagine it. Nearly everyone in the group was tightly-knitted and close to one another. Each member was even hand-picked by Bokuto himself, making sure they were worthy of fighting by his side and worthy of his trust.
"How long have you known about this mole?”
“I’ve suspected for quite some time now, the fact that that bastard is suddenly able to be one step ahead of us is quite suspicious don’t you think? Fortunately, a few days ago Kaori was finally able to sniff out our little friend of ours.”
The silver-haired man handed Akaashi a folder containing instructions and information about his mission, “I’ve set up a little meeting for you and the mole. They’re supposedly going to hand you the files, they have on us. And once that’s done, make sure to get rid of them. I don’t need any more rats scurrying my streets.”
Akaashi nods, listening to his boss’ instructions all while reading the file given to him, and to his surprise, the file does not contain the identity of the mole, “Are you gonna tell me why you didn’t put their identity on here, and why I’m going along? Don’t you think it’s dangerous?” He asked.
“You’ll see once you get there, I highly doubt there will be anyone else but the two of you in that warehouse, but don’t worry I’ve got that covered already, just do what I need you to do.”
Akaashi sighed as he was faced with the entrance to the warehouse.
“Make sure to get rid of them”
Bokuto’s words kept playing in his head over and over. Akaashi wasn’t new to it, and he has long surpassed the feeling of being uncomfortable with the idea of taking someone’s life, but he just feels uneasy somehow, as if whatever would go down inside the four walls of this warehouse would not be in Akaashi’s favor. With no time to think about what the outcomes might be, Akaashi buries his worries and enters the premises.
With only a single light, illuminating the center Akaashi walked further into the warehouse. He silently walked around to see if there was anyone inside, surprisingly no one was inside. You think a mole would at least make it to the meeting on time. After a few minutes of walking around the warehouse, he returns to the center and waits.
“Well, Fukurodani boys are never late are they?” Akaashi knew that when he would be faced with the mole, he would see a familiar face, but he just wasn’t expecting this one.
Akaashi quickly turned around to the source of the voice, “Y/N?” he asked with so much mixed emotions tied to his tone.
“Keiji?” He saw her terror-stricken face once he turned around and revealed himself to the mole. He concludes that he wasn’t the Fukurodani member you were expecting to see.
“Y/N, what are you doing here?” Akaashi asked angrily. He had told himself not to swear in front of his girlfriend whenever they were having arguments, but right now he couldn’t bring himself to care, “You’re the mole? What the actual fuck Y/N?
"Keiji, I can explain." Y/N replied.
"Then explain." Akaashi listened to Y/n tell her story of how she was originally from the Nohebi group but was assigned to act as a spy. Apparently, Y/n knew that getting in and working into Fukurodani wouldn't be as easy, so she and Daishou opted for the easier option. Infiltrating the system by means of having a romantic relationship with one of the mafia members. She explained how she did use him to get the information she needed, but as time went by, what started as nothing but fake feelings, bloomed into something more. She started to fall in love with him, as each day went by. With every minute she spent with him, Y/n felt themselves fall deeper and deeper in love with Akaashi.
“You have to believe me, Keiji, I promise you everything I feel for you is real.”
Akaashi, far too hurt and betrayed by his lover, chose not to reply to whatever she stated, "Just give me the files Bokuto-san asked for and go." He stated in the most stoic voice he could muster.
Obviously, shocked by Akaashi's reaction, does as they're told and hands him the files.
He takes the files and looks at Y/n straight in the eyes, hurt ever evident in his beautiful eyes, "Go, before someone finds you."
Just as Y/n was about to run out the exit, they hear a familiar voice, with its signature playful tone to it, "Now, Akaashi, I would never expect this from you. "
"Bokuto-san!" Akaashi obviously states.
"And here I was thinking that out of all the people in our group, you would be the most loyal and obedient," Bokuto chuckled menacingly, "I guess love does bring out a different side of you," he continues as he takes out his pistol from his holster.
Akaashi held his boss by the arm as he finally approached the two lovers, "Bokuto-san please don't," he begged, tears starting to form as he knows what might become of his dear Y/n. He knew just how merciless his boss could be, and once he had made up his mind about something there was no stopping him. Not even the tear-filled pleads of someone he considered as his close friend and right-hand man.
Bokuto easily shakes Akaashi's grip off of his arm, “I told you Akaashi, I don’t want rats running around my territory. And seeing as our not up for the job, I”ll just have to do it myself,” He continues as he points the gun at Y/n's direction, completely ignoring the black-haired male clinging onto him, still begging for his friend to spare her life, "Any last words?" He said to Y/n.
Y/n raised her head and looked at Akaashi who was kneeling on the ground with tears running down his face, 'I love you' Akaashi mouthed to his lover with his quivering lips. Unfortunately, she didn’t say it back, instead she simply gave him a soft smile, "I'm sorry, Keiji".
Bang!
Akaashi screamed as he saw his Y/n's lifeless body fall onto the floor, blood beginning to pooling around her body.
Bokuto sighs as he puts his pistol back into its place and looks down at Akaashi’s sobbing figure and puts a hand on his shoulder, "I know you cared about her a lot, but I highly doubt they felt the same about you. I'm sorry Akaashi,” Although his sympathy was short lived as he retracts his hand from his junior’s shoulder, “But next time please when I say get the job done, you get the job done." The silver-haired man says nothing more and walks out of the warehouse, leaving Akaashi to mourn for the betrayal and the death of his beloved Y/n
Yaay! Damn I only wrote this in one day, its a miracle hehe. Anyway i hope this is what you meant by filled with angst HAHAH. I didn’t really dive into Akaashi and Y/n’s relationship bc it might be too long? Anyway i hope you like it and its what you wantedd,, Thank you again for requesting heheh (um it wasn’t really specified if you wanted it to be fem, male, or gender neutral so i um opted for fem,, but if fem is not whut you meant please feel free to message me!
#haikyuu#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu oneshot#haikyuu mafia au#akaashi#akaashi imagines#akaashi x reader#akaashi mafia au#akaashi oneshot
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Different
I am so in love with and weak for his pink hair.
Pairing:- Suho x reader
Genre:- Fluff
AU:- Mafia
Author's note:- So, I might have changed the plot and idea a bit. I hope that you will like it. Sorry for too much fluff, cringeness and anything lol 😂 Do give feedbacks. It means alot. Enjoy!
"Ma'am, how are you gonna tell him? Have you thought anything?" "No, I haven't Elda-ssi. I don't know how he will even react or accept the fact. And speaking of him, where is He ??? He should be by now. Its already half past 10." "Master said that he has some important meeting and so he might get late." "Thank you, Elda-ssi. Now you go and take some rest. I will call you if i need something." Ms Elda gave you a soft smile with that left the kitchen and went to her room. You went to the drawing room and sat on the couch and waited for your Mafia prince. Now, now i am not making a sarcastic remark. Your Mafia prince aka Kim Suho, is the infamous and ruthless leader of EXO which is known for all sorts of dirty work that can be possible in this world from smuggling of drugs, to rarest stones which have value running in millions and even billions like Tanzanite, Opal and more to the brutalized and evidence less killing of people, you name anything EXO will top the list.
But for you Kim Suho is Junmyeon, the most loving, caring boyfriend a girl could dream off. He never spoke or did any Mafia business when he was there with you and also the boys which one who doesn't know about EXO will think them as the dorky, lively, friendly and cheery people as a total contrast to dark aura, icy glares, rough and brutal handling.
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"Yah, will you speak now or do you want more hot Tea to open up your senses." "No, please. I am sorry Su-Suho. They threatened my family. I didn't had other option." "Oh, please. Don't play this silly little game. I am very far from this typical melodrama and I know what people you have in your so called 'family'. Chanyeol and Sehun!" "Yes, boss." "Take our beloved family member to the basement and you know what to do right?", Suho said a sadistic smile brightening his face and a similar smile along with a sadistic glint appeared in the eyes of those two. " You ca- can't do this to me. I am your loy-". " You speak too much for your own good" Chanyeol said with a bored expression and gagged the man.
"Once you all are done leave for home. Report tomorrow 10. Its already 2 in the morning." Suho said while looking at the time in his expensive submarine Rolex watch.
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It was around 3 when Suho entered the Kim Mansion. He unlocked the door and entered into an illuminated lobby with you softly snoring on the couch and television showing some old rom com movie. Suho softly laughed to himself by looking at you, light in his dark world pouting in dream and one of the cheeks squashed against the pillow. "Jagi, wake up. I am here now. Lets go to the bed. Wake up Love." After few mins, you opened your eyes and stifled a yawn. "Oh, sorry. I was wai-" "Shssh, I know baby. Why are you explaining me", Suho said with a soft smile and you blushed a bit. "Lets go to bed."
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You were anxious and thinking about the topic which you discussed with Ms Elda in kitchen few hours ago while laying on the bed. "Babe, what are you thinking about?" Suho said as he came out of the bathroom with just a towel wrapped around his waist, his hair wet from the hot shower and his lean and toned muscles showing off. "Ah, Jun nothing." "We both know that something is up." With that he came and sat next to you and his hand drawing circles on your thigh. " You know that I wasn't feeling well. So, I went to the doctor for a check up. I-" " Did the doctor assigned to you didn't behave well? I shoul-" "Jun, calm down. The reports came." you whispered the last word. " You are scaring the shit out of me Babe, now. What happened? A- are you suff- suffering from Ca-" tears dwelled in his eyes. "No, you fool!! I am pregnant!!!" Oops did you just say that. "Wh- what?" "Yes, the doctor confirmed me the same. I am sorry. I know that y-" "OMG, we gonna have a baby. Our baby, our own tiny human. " Suho was practically jumping with excitement. " That means you are fine with me having a baby." " I know that we haven't discussed about having a family but i am happy to have one." With that Suho gave you a sweet and long kiss. After that he hugged you quite tightly. " Did I hurt the baby? I am sorry." "Its fine sweet-" "We need to work a lot. The boys will be so happy with this news. No clubs or anything. I will make sure that boys' girls come home and spend time with you. We need to decide the decor. What -" Suho continued rambling on .
You have never witnessed anything like this before. His excitement, love, the way his eyes beam up. He might be the ruthless Kim Suho for world but for you and only you he is different. People might not think as the best fairy tale but He is everything for you. He is Junmyeon, in truest sense the Guardian of you, boys and the unborn baby.
#exo fic#exo scenarios#exo#taeinbearsnet#suho x reader#suho#suho Mafia au#exo mafia fanfic#exo mafia au#mafia au#please give feedback#anon#i hope you all like it
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Strong Girl Bong-Soon AU
In which Marinette, as Ladybug, is hired to protect Adrien with her superpowers.
Being the son of a world famous fashion designer was tough enough, but becomes dangerous when cryptic letters arrive at the Agreste mansion threatening Adrien’s life if his father doesn’t comply with their wishes.
Even though he hates to, Gabe figures hiring the local superheroine was his best bet at keeping his only family left alive. Plus maybe an opportunity to learn her identity for Hawkmoth purposes.
Adrien already has a huge crush on Ladybug so he’s more than okay with having a personal bodyguard for once
Marinette agrees, of course, because she “must protect all parisians”, at least that’s what she tells Tikki. We all know she wants more time with Adrien, and keeping him safe is top priority.
Adrien is allowed to be at school without protection because he’s in public and under the surveillance of his teachers and school security, so he has time to talk to Nino about how excited he is to see Ladybug all the time now (at least, more than he sees her as Chat)
Marinette figures this is a good way to learn more about her crush, even though she’ll have to be careful not to reveal too much about herself
She tells her parents she’s gotten an after-school job babysitting for one of her teachers for the next few weeks, in hopes that the authorities will find the people who are threatening Adrien by then
She goes after school to the Agreste Manor where the place is practically on lockdown mode. Adrien isn’t allowed to do photo shoots for the time being, and he’s definitely not allowed out of his father, Nathalie, or Ladybug’s sight.
She and Adrien are left alone in his room since Gabriel is always working, and he doesn’t handle stress very well (clearly)
At first, both parties are super awkward and giggly with each other. Mari is a little more confident behind her mask, but still blushes fervently if Adrien even looks at her for too long.
They find they can pass the time by playing through all of the games Adrien has in his arcade of a bedroom. Some of them multiplayer, some of them not. When they play single player games, they make a combination of their names for the playable character to be called. They trade off control while munching on snacks and making strategies in game.
Once Marinette calms down around him, she learns that Adrien has a lot of dorky interests that she finds rather endearing. She browses his collection of Shojo Manga and they even watch some anime together.
Of course, Adrien has to be careful not to make too many jokes or be flirty with his Bug. He can’t have her figuring out that he’s Chat Noir, and she’d be furious if she learned she was hired to protect someone who truly could protect himself.
The days go by and no more suspicious notes are left by the manor, so Adrien is cleared to go back to photoshoots, so long as Ladybug goes with him to keep watch. Luckily during this time, there haven’t been many Akuma attacks
Marinette doesnt complain about being toted along on photoshoots because she could watch Adrien all day, and she’s also super interested in seeing all of the designs being modeled.
The photographer instantly notices how “Senior Adrien is looking exceptionally happy these days” to which Adrien blushes, knowing full well that he shouldn’t be enjoying having a full time private bodyguard so much, given the circumstances
But honestly, he’s just happy that for the first time since his mother passed, he can come home and know he’ll have someone to talk to and spend time with who will smile genuinely around him and listen to his problems
Marinette notices Adrien looking happier in class and can’t help but hope she’s the reason why
That day after school, Marinette rushes to the manor to find Adrien asleep on his bed when she gets there. She sits on the edge of his bed with a manga to read, while she watches over him, but he reaches out in his slumber and pulls her over to him.
Blushinette
Mari let’s him spoon her while he naps and she finds herself drifting off being smothered by the smell of his sheets and cologne around her
ALARMS
There’s a break in at the manor, the power has been shut down internally.
Both teens wake up at once, not having enough time to process the position they had both been in, before Mari is in protect mode.
She curses under her breath about not having night vision like Chat, but Adrien supplies his cell phone flashlight
Full emergency shutdown goes into effect and all of the manor doors lock automatically with the backup generator, locking Ladybug and Adrien in his room, and hopefully anyone else out.
Ladybug decides it’d be safer for Adrien, and everyone else, to try to evacuate the manor and let the authorities swarm in to catch the intruders.
She uses her lucky charm to bust open Adrien’s bathroom window, and carries him bridal style to the safest place she can think of on the spot, her family’s bakery where he can hide in the back.
(Mari quickly detransforms and recharges Tikki)
She goes back to get Gabriel and Nathalie to find the perpetrator tearing apart Adrien’s room
“Looking for something?” Sassinette
She apprehends the intruder rather easily, since she’s used to fighting superpowered Akuma victims, and goes into full interrogation mode
She manages to learn that it’s an underground mafia trying to scam Gabriel out of money, by threatening at first, but that this mission was to actually capture and try to ransom Adrien off.
And she’d played right into their hands
In the case that she left with him, several men were waiting outside to follow her to wherever she hid Adrien, and they found him right where she left him
Of course her parents tried to protect the boy, but backed down when faced with real weapons
She hands the scumbag over to the authorities, now in full rage mode. If there’s anything Marinette hates more than liars, it’s people who put her friends and family in danger.
She steals the guys phone and manages to track it back to the headquarters of the mob, finding that they’d prepared for her to possibly come, but not expecting the level of ferocity to come out of such a usually peaceful heroine
Ladybug hands their asses to them for touching Adrien and even THINKING about harming her parents, and leaves them all bloodied on the floor when she calls the cops to come get them
Adrien is beaten up slightly from fighting back against them to the best of his abilities. He’s strong for a young teen, especially with his fencing training, but he’s no match for multiple full grown men with guns.
Ladybug takes him to the hospital to be checked over, he took a knife to the gut at one point in his struggle and she can’t help but feel like it’s all her fault, letting maybe a little too much Marinette show through while she kneels next to his hospital bed crying. Assuming he’s asleep, she detransforms to let Tikki rest after all the fighting.
He’s not asleep
She quickly passes out in the chair next to his bed
Of course Adrien is really injured, but it’s not nearly as bad as she perceived it to be. It’s not a deep cut, and it didn’t puncture any organs. He bled out a little and needed stitches, but it’s definitely not life threatening.
He suddenly finds it so easy to connect the dots between his lady and his princess now that he knows the two are the same.
Plagg makes an appearance finally to say “I told you so” as Adrien realizes he’s had feelings for his classmate and friend all along, pushing them down to maintain his love for Ladybug. But now that he knows they’re the same, he’s never letting her go again, so long as she wants him too.
He eventually doses off and has sweet dreams where Ladybug and Marinette are interchangeable in the most romantic of settings
Mari wakes up around 4 am and transforms back, heading home, unaware that Adrien discovered her secret.
The news the next morning show that Ladybug uncovered a major terrorist group that was behind all of the mob violence and the threatening of local celebrities and politicians
Mari feels awful and decides to fake sick to stay in bed, she manages to turn into ladybug around 3 pm to go to the hospital to see Adrien.
He’d actually been sent home that morning, so she swings by the manor where Mr. Agreste thanks her for her help and let’s her know she can go since it’s all been taken care of. She sees Adrien and that he’s doing fine and feels much better learning he’ll be able to return to school the next day provided that he doesn’t develop any symptoms around his injury.
Mari goes home, unable to sleep, she stays up making a new shirt for Adrien since “his old one must have a hole in it now”
This new shirt is a very soft sky blue material with a chest pocket with his initials embroidered on the inside. She stitches her signature on the internal hemline of the shirt after adding some final tweaks to make sure the striping across the chest is the same as his old shirt was.
She finally passes out with three hours left before class
Marinette wakes up late again and runs to school with her present for Adrien in hand
Just as predicted, he’s in his seat when she gets there. His eyes are glued to her from the moment she trips through the door.
He even tries to bolt from his chair to catch her, but the pain in his abdomen keeps him from getting up completely.
Mari waits until everyone has asked Adrien how he’s doing at lunch before approaching him with her gift.
She stutters way less than usual given that she’s spent the better part of two weeks getting to know him more
He opens the gift and starts tearing up at how thoughtful this girl is and “when did she have the time to do this?”
Unable to control himself, Adrien pulls a very stunned Marinette into a hug and whispers “How did I get so lucky as to have an angel like you in my life?”
Later at patrol, Chat decides he’s going to reveal himself to LB
They’re sitting on a roof together when he tells her how much he admired what she did to take down that mob group by herself and that he wishes he could have helped
She jokes about how he really should have been there to help, but she managed on her own
He gets serious, then tells her how much he appreciates what she does
LB brushes it off since it’s “Chat flattery”
But he looks her dead in the eyes, holds her hands and finally
FINALLY
Detransforms
“Do you get it now? Everything you did for me is more than I could have asked. You risked so much for me and singlehandedly saved my life.”
She’s stunned
“I love you, Marinette.”
She’s MORE stunned
“I-I love you too, Adrien.”
“BUT IF YOU EVER PUT YOURSELF IN HARMS WAY AGAIN WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU’RE CHAT NOIR FIRST—“
#this went on for longer than it should have#miraculous ladybug#chat noir#ladynoir#marinette dupain cheng#marichat#adrienette#ladybug#adrinette#miraculous AU#adrien agreste#strong girl bong soon
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Baby gay’s prince
Lucas’pov:
Ralph was really down this time. It wasn’t just some hot boy that let him down after a good fuck, this time it wasn’t even the old story of falling in love (understand meet him 2 hours before and stalk him non – stop since that) with a straight dude that he just couldn’t make gay. No, this was Elijah. The cute, dorky, peaceful boy who had matching onesies with Ralph and was considered a part of the family by everyone in the flat, even by Liv and Noah who recognized themselves as the mum and dad now, because apparently that was also a stage in relationship, right between running after one another while wearing wedding dress and adopting 25 dogs.
Little did we all know what a sly bitch Elijah was. Or not really, we actually don’t know what happened which makes it even more obvious that Ralph was in pain, because normally, this time after breakup, he would be already browsing grindr and shading the ex-boy with Liv. This time was different. Surely, the grindr phase came but only 3 weeks after and Ralph was going through it alone. Not only that but he was also going through it without any sign of stopping – he went out, got drunk, fucked someone, that someone called one of us to come pick him up and then he broke down on the way home. He slept until lunch hours and started getting ready for going out again. For now we just did what we could, we made him coffee and I was saved as his emergency contact because Jayden said that gays should hold together the strongest, obviously believing that his formidable sense of humour would just make situation easier.
3rd person pov:
That’s why the closeted baby gay was taking metro to some dude’s house where Ralph crashed tonight. This concrete guy sounded rather worried about Ralph’s well-being which made Lucas breathe out with ease until he heard some crying in the background. The caller’s only reaction was telling him to hurry and hunging up.
Lucas was out of the apartment in the instant because as he rediscovered tonight, fear is the best motor. And as he was ringing the bell to what seemed as another shared apartment or dormitory possibly, he was already contemplating all the scenarios of what could have happened to Ralph, and the fact that whoever called him took his time opening the door made him even more worried. The door finally revealed a boy with dark hair who wasn’t covered in blood, didn’t look violently and wasn’t holding a knife, that didn’t mean that Lucas trusted him.
“Hey, you the emergency contact?” Dark boy asked with Belgian accent and a bit of discomfort in his voice.
“What? Yeah, yeah, is Ralph okay? I heard him crying, I thought that you were someone violent. Where is he? Did he hurt himself or broke something?” other boy half confirmed and half investigated the Belgian.
“No, well not really, I mean he didn’t seem physically hurt. I put them to sleep kinda?” Lucas let out the breath he was holding, relaxed a bit only until realization hit him hard. Did he really said them? Who did he put to sleep with Ralph? Was it possibly Elijah? Was he someone who put drugs into other people’s drinks and then put them to sleep?
Dark, tall and mysterious must have noticed this because he made a quick work of getting Luc relaxed again. “Hey don’t worry. You better see it yourself but well your drunk broken hearted friend met mine best friend who was in the very same condition, they cried together, showed each other photos of their love interests and then fell asleep hugging each other.” Small chuckle escaped his lips as he was elaborating this heart-warming story and Lucas couldn’t help but smile a little as well, maybe this is what Ralph needed after all. Besides this, Begium here had cute little smile.
The fact that he needed those dumb nicknames reminded him that he still needed to know this guy’s name. Without much thought, probably because he was really tired after all the stuff with Ralph, Luc bluntly asked: “So, guy who put up random boys, could you put one more, at least until Ralph gets up and needs familiar shoulder to cry on?”
Said guy emitted that sweet chuckle again. “It’s Jens and I’m not technically putting them up since it’s not my flat. More suitable title is babysitting. Hopefully those two will remember each other, because I ship that bromance.”
Luc just smiled and nodded his head. “I’m Lucas and I personally believe that a gay man that Ralph wouldn’t fuck but only be friend with wouldn’t be nothing else than healthy.”
This made Jens do a face as if calculating which quickly turned into a smirk. “Is it so? I believe that you’re also a gay boy he knows, at least according to your contact name Mr. Baby Gay. Yet I believe that ex-lover wouldn’t show up at weird night hours in strange places just to make sure that the other one is alive.”
Suddenly Lucas felt rather vulnerable. He was in a house he has never been before and a person he never met before read and knew him better than most of his friends these months. The fact that it wasn’t meant as an insult or an act of mockery going completely unnoticed, as the same probably unreasonable fear occurred again. The other one couldn’t be homophobe could he? He said that he had a gay friend, and he saw two guys cuddling. Luc somehow lost the track of his thoughts and was only put back into reality when Jens softly spoke: “Hey, I don’t know shit. It might be only an inside joke between the two of you, you might not be gay. Even if you were I wouldn’t care, do you think I would? I’ve got gay friends, I was nice to your friend and I’m bisexual myself so chill.”
Luc sighed with relief and gratitude: “I didn’t mean to be judgmental, I just dunno, I’m not chill with the whole me being the baby gay,” he made a sign with his fingers and rolled his eyes slightly amused, “yet. And not many people, well no one aside from Ralph and now you really knows.”
He was met only with a nod as if sign of understanding and cheeky: “S okay, your secret is safe with me. Wanna come in now, or should I prove that I’m trustworthy any other way?”
“No, no! Well yes I’d like to come in, if that’s okay with you again, but you’re trustworthy enough”
“Let me lead the way then. Kitchen it is? Do you want any beer or soda or ehh practically I can can’t offer you anything else because there’s actually nothing else in this flat.”
Lucas slightly at loss of words as every time he entered a building he has never been before needed some time to become eloquent. His eyes lingered on all the spots in the messy functional kitchen until he spotted his companion.
“Oh, I’d fancy a beer if it doesn’t cause you any trouble. I wouldn’t want to be charged for steeling beer cans from random flats, regarding you mentioning that this was not where you lived.” The statement was only meant as a joke but the tone seemed to change it into yet another accusation.
“Come on, you’ve never stolen beers? What a loser.”
“M not a loser, I just happen to always have people to do the dirty work for me.” Lucas snarky commented and performed a grimace, someone like a mafia boss would use in his opinion.
“Whatever you say boss.” Jens responded with a small bow added. He picked up two cans of beer and set them on the table while simultaneously inviting Lucas to sit down. The chairs in in the kitchen were mismatched, just underlining the overall messy look it was serving. Luc would bet anything that two or more boys shared this condo as a cheap alternative for living. Jens wasn’t one of them so probably the only guy he hasn’t met was the owner? Did he live here with his boyfriend before something similar to Ralph’s story happened to him? Maybe he lives here alone and just likes to be messy and has no problem letting whoever spend the night here. While examining the dark room, his eyes wondered to other parts of the flat as well. He could see armchair or a small sofa possibly in the room without door, on the other side, next to the kitchen, there was another room illuminated by soft light of a bedside lamp. That was probably bedroom which meant that Ralph was located there, sleeping peacefully. As he started returning his attention to the bear in front of him, Belgian guy caught his eyes and smilingly stated; “They’re in there. They were just like little kids, like my little brother I swear. They needed something to hug and wouldn’t let me turn off the lights because of monsters under the bed or something. I’m surprised they didn’t make me read a bedtime story to them. Especially Robbe, he always tends to do that. He can be really persuasive too. He chooses the most sappy tales and makes me change it so that the beautiful princess is actually another prince, they of course must live happily ever after.” There was a quick pause where Jens just stared lovingly somewhere ahead of him, remembering all the little memories of drunk Robbe that made his heart warm. Lucas knew this small gestures very well on his own. The longing in Jens’ gaze was probably more evident than the one in his eyes. Jens had one big advance however, his best friend was at least oriented the right way. Not exactly the right way, there’s no right or wrong way but for this situation, Robbe was definitely oriented the more suitable way. He wished him luck, he really did. Something about Jayden’s words must have been true right? The gay guys had to stick together, more so the gay guys with an overwhelming crush on their best friend. It was only fair to offer Jens at least a sympathetic smile and a squeeze on the shoulder. Upon that skin contact, Jens snapped back and continue as if there was no interruption at all, “Do you maybe want to check them yourself? Just so that you’ll feel more at ease.” He asked Luc, already standing as if he knew the answer far before he even asked. Luc followed him to the alighted room and released a breath he didn’t know he was holding. There he was really – Ralph in all his bleached beauty hugging small brown haired boy as if he was a plush toy. A radiating smile creeped his way on Luc’s face and as he turned to watch Jens’ reaction for a bit, he saw the very same expression. He quickly caught a bit of jealousy trying to find her way. If his Kes would prioritize some random dude over Luc in cuddling, he’d be bitter at least for a day or so, Jens didn’t act that way at all. It’s probably because Luc has been going through this for a long time, through this roller coaster or whatever. He didn’t know what he felt anymore and the smallest turbulences caused him to burst. He didn’t want to think of Kes for tonight tho. He saw that the dark boy had new girl with him today in the skatepark, he even introduced the two of them and Luc was still a bit pissed because of that, more than a bit probably. He had to concentrate on the good things, the small battles won were all that mattered right now. He turned to head back to the kitchen, Jens following him shortly.
There’s been an intimidating silence ever since they visited the bedroom. Luc was never one to evaluate situation correctly so after he felt awkward for long enough, and beer in his can had gone, he asked out of the blue: “Will you try to woo him? Not tomorrow I mean, but he’s gay and he’s also single right now and you’re the person he probably trust the most. I ship this bromance with slipping b.”
Jens just looked at him with an expressionless face. Then there were too many expressions at once but still no words and then, finally Jens started to talk. He told him everything: Told him about Britt, which she thought he loved but didn’t even know what love felt like at that time. Told him about the brown haired angel as he called Robbe. About his ex boy Snader who made him come out and sprayed a portrait of his face, but also the same boy that was playing with Robbe’s and Britt’s heart at the same time. He described how he found Robbe on the rail of a bridge, ready to end it all. He described how his heart hurt at the memory, how he’s been more broken by this than ever before. He then continued, less passionately and not with the same spark. He spoke about Jana, the other person he loved. He spoke about how he could never love Robbe the way he loved Jana and the other way around. He spoke of his fear of being someone like Sander, selfish enough to try and keep the both, only ending up hurting those precious creatures. Luc wasn’t sure if it was his place to give advices, no even if it was appropriate, nevertheless he murmured: “You have to wait, give yourself time and be able to love only one but with your whole heart.”
After that Jens cried a little and then he was mad at himself. He listed all the ways those two were perfect and Luc couldn’t help but add his little own list he made for Kes to this night of sorrows. That’s how Luc started to speak as well. He talked about how he destroyed Kes and Isa, how he despised her but she was kind enough to forgive him, how Kes was oblivious enough not to notice, how Jayden was homophobic enough to make coming out for Lucas a rather painful possibility. There wasn’t much he could tell but Jens seemed to understand, not only that but this time, it was the dark boy that squeezed Lucas shoulder, as if expressing unity. The morningish the hour was, the less they spoke and the more they cried in a hug very similar to that one of Ralph and Robbe. Then they probably fell asleep.
For the first time in weeks, Luc woke up to Ralph’s smiling face. He got up from the floor where he had apparently spent the night and hug the fuck out of his best friend in a way. He could see that something very similar yet s different was happening on the other side of the room, between two Belgian boys and he smiled softly. There was something like a deep bond between him and Jens, sure they were not the same and Luc prouded himself in not believing in any bonds, astrology, zodiacs and shit, there must have been something. He’ll probably never meet those two again, but he’ll remember them clearly, and how their own story might have helped his. After this affectionate morning, they said theirs goodbyes. Ralph insisted on staying in contact with Robbe so they could brag about boys every now and then, but that was it. They left, with so much less emotional baggage than they brought and with a good feeling. Sometimes alcohol can solve problems after all, Luc thought.
Epilogue:
It was something about half a year after the whole Ralph crash. Things were pretty easy again. Ralph didn’t find another Elijah but keep telling all the people that for the sex function of boyfriend, he has girndr and for the romantic function, he has Luc. Luc didn’t mind this much, he came into a peace with himself, or so he thought. He still hadn’t tell anyone but he made a huge progress. He even went out with a few guys and overally he was just fine. Occasional pangs of jealousy would form in his heart, wherever he saw Kes’ new discovery in the form of girlfriend, but thanks to Kes’ somehow reasonable taste in woman, he always found himself glad,that Kes was with someone like that in the end of the day. He was currently seated in a skatepark, side by side with Kes, waiting for that dickhead- and their hamburgers. Kes was in the middle of explaining something about the new trick he learned and Luc was in the middle of ignoring the matter of conversation and tapping his foot impatiently because he was hungry when his phone rang. He was 99,2% sure that it was just Ralph who forgot her keys, but the caller ID proved him wrong. It was a number he has probably never seen before, most likely some phone survey or something but he was polite enough to at least pick it up.
Immediately the other side spoke in a Belgian accent: “Hey, is this Luc, the baby gay?”small chuckle could be heard and Luc couldn’t helped but to glance towards Kes because he remembered that night just clearly. Then he amusedly responded: “Yeah, and you’re the guy that reads bedtime stories to his 17 years old best mate.”
Something like a short laugh echoed through the device but then stopped as a warm voice announced: “Yeah, about that, not anymore, and I don’t go back and forth with Jana anymore as well.”
“Well, that’s just marvellous,” Lucas breathed out, “I made some progress myself.”
“Yeah,” Jens paused. “I think I’m ready to love only one but with my whole heart,” he admitted softly.
“And which one of them is the lucky one may I ask?”
“I believe it might be you baby gay.”
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Let's do this like a profile style!! 22, 23, 24 and 25 for all your OCs! :3
22. Family
Giuseppa (my reaper OC who will eventually be shipped with Grelle): Since Giuseppa’s family belonged to the mafia, she tended to view family as a double-edged sword– people who could be warm and loving might prove to be treacherous and willing to discard you at a moment’s notice.
Rose: Throws shade at her family members on a regular basis (she has a wry sense of humor), but the second you try to talk trash about any of them…ooo boy.
Xander: Loves kids and adopts a whole gaggle of them with Astre.
Viola: Likes to play board games (preferably intense ones with convoluted rules that take hours to complete) with the rest of the family. She usually wins.
Aarushi: Regularly surprises their family members with little gifts (artwork they made, flowers they found) “because I love you!"
Eusebius: Thick as thieves with Soma, Lizzy, and Sieglinde, who he regards as "cousins.” They used to get up to all sorts of hijinks when Sebastian’s back was turned!
Guinevere (Grellefellows child): The ultimate big sister (she’s the eldest). Can be rather bossy, but she has her siblings’ backs no matter what
Rhiannon (Grellefellows child): Will often put on mini-concerts for the rest of the family (she sings and plays the harp). Hannah also teaches her how to use the armonica (the instrument Hannah plays in that one scene from Season II)
Beatrice (Grellefellows child): Is the “bad influence” child who convinces the other siblings to do adventurous things they might not otherwise attempt (like world-jumping without their moms’ permission). It’s all in a spirit of fun, though!
Hecate (Grellefellows child): Is nonverbal, so they communicate with their family members through telepathy
23. Romance
Giuseppa: Grelle is assigned to be her reaper mentor. Two tempestuous, murderous, sassy, beautiful ladies, both of whom are bi…romance was inevitable! The whole dispatch is shook when Grelle announces that she has a girlfriend.
Rose: Eventually marries a reaper named Michael Kennsington, a dorky, kindhearted former MI6 agent with an interest in the occult.
Xander: Loves it when Astre pets his hair. No matter how hard he tries, he just can’t stop purring!
Viola: Leaves novels at her girlfriend Nina’s desk that are bookmarked at pages containing particularly romantic lines (i.e. Mr. Darcy’s “You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you”)
Aarushi: Ace/aro bapy isn’t interested in romance, though they are always willing to offer a listening ear to frens who are crying over a breakup or in need of relationship advice.
Eusebius: When he was around 18, Eusebius met a human (also in his late teens) named Bartholomew Grimshaw. Bartholomew’s father was a priest and exorcist, and “Olly” (as he’s more affectionately called) planned to follow in his father’s footsteps. Olly is similar to Bravat Sky in that he can sense supernatural beings, so he was immediately suspicious of Eusie. Initially, Olly wanted to expel Eusebius and Sebastian because they were “wicked creatures.” After getting to know Eusie better, he grudgingly came to like Eusie…then more than like him…then realize that his heart belonged to this chaotic cambion. Still became a priest, but he and Eusie are basically married as adults, and Olly accompanies him on all his travels because “you’re such an idiot that you’d probably get yourself killed if I wasn’t around.”
Haven’t thought much about partners for the Grellefellows kids, so stay tuned for that!
24. Orientation
Already answered for Aarushi, Eusie, and the kittens!
Giuseppa: Bi
Guinevere: Lesbian queen
Rhiannon:Biromantic asexual
Beatrice: Demisexual lesbianHecate: Pansexual
25. Religion
Already answered for Aarushi, Eusie, and the kittens!Giuseppa: Catholic
Guinevere: Not strictly religious, but thinks Catholicism is neat.
Rhiannon: Was blessed by the moon goddess as a child, so she’s been a devoted worshipper ever since.
Beatrice: Will punch a god, if necessary. Has no fear!
Hecate: Hecate is very curious about other demons (they’re ask Hannah dozens of questions on the subject), and tries to befriend demons they encounter because they are babey. Hannah once let them have an audience with the other Demonic Matriarchs (I headcanon Hannah as this ridiculously powerful and ancient demon on par with a goddess), and little Hecate’s mind was blown.
#thanks for the ask!#my ocs#oc asks#kuroshitsuji ocs#giuseppa ricci#aarushi#eusebius simmons#bartholomew grimshaw#rose sutcliff-michaelis#alexander sutcliff-michaelis#viola sutcliff-michaelis#guinevere annafellows#rhiannon annafellows#beatrice annafellows#hecate annafellows
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Fic Search #202
Looking for multiple fills!
1. 190331. HI HI! Big fan of your page. You guys work so hard! I've already gone through the tags that I saw on your page, but I'm looking for something abo where there's a trio and the beta is really insecure and the other two have to prove how much they are wanted. Do you know of any like this?
2. 190331. Do you know any fics like no buts, only beauty by flowergirl? Like party has to make the other party to love themselves. I'm feeling inconfident in my looks and I'd like something like that if possible 🙊🙈 thank you for all your hard work! 💚💚💚
3. 190331. Do you know of any fics where Baekhyun is targeted by the enemy, and the members have to protect him (main plot or just a part in a story)? For example he is special in some way and they need him for their purpose, or is connected to someone powerful. It doesn’t matter if he’s in the main pairing or not. AU doesn’t matter either, supernatural, fantasy, mafia, everything works for me honestly! Thank you very much in advance, keep up the good work guys! You’re doing an awesome job *thumbs up*!!
masquerades (Baekhyun/Chanyeol, spy!au, PG)
4. 190402. Do you know any fics with a pliant chanyeol? Kinda like baby boy chanyeol but not the the daddy kink kinda way???
spend your time on me (Junmyeon/Chanyeol, R)
5.190407. PLEASE SOME FICS WITH NEEDY BABYBOY CHANYEOL
6. 190407. hello friends, can you help me find bdsm style fics where someone has to kneel & kiss the other’s shoe, or gets otherwise teased/kicked by the dom & this sort of thing? thank you <3
7. 190410. Do you guys know any fanfics similar to SooSooDyo's "Heart of Darkness"? Similar in pairing or theme. Thank you for this amazing site and your constant hard work!!! <3
8. 190410. Can you guys recommend some sweet, dorky boyfriend material Chanyeol fics? I feel like sometimes his character is reduced to a plot device (either Hot Tall Guy or Idiot Side Character). If you need an example, I loved “guess we the roses that grew from concrete” and “On the Booze with Brahms”. Love this blog, by the way!
Bartender (Baekhyun/Chanyeol, PG)
9. 190412. Hi admins! I was hoping you could rec me some isekai fics (where a character is transported to an unfamiliar or surreal world)? There's no tag for it, but it's one of my favorite AUs ever, though a bit rare.
horizon line (Baekhyun/Jongdae, love me right!au, monster!au, PG)
Press Start To Play series (Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, violence, video games, NC-17)
For You (My Love) (Kyungsoo/Jongin, historical!au, G)
10. 190417. hey guys yall are great thx so much for your time effort and dedication. Can we get some fics where everyone likes kyungsoo? Like literally everyone and their mother lmao. There can be an endgame ship but idc just need some kyungsoo loving~
11. 190417. overde42. Hey beautiful admins, do you know any fics with jongin or sehun (or both 🤣😊) in the main pairing were they have powers but not their mama powers? Thank you!
Strike It Twice (Jongdae/Sehun, The Flash!au, superhero!au, see warnings, PG)
thanks nonys for the suggestions!
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15 fics under 1K kudos - WIPs
Here’s the list for wips, I might have to do a part 2 for this too lol WHO READS THIS MUCH JSADGSJG these are all fics I think are not abandonded (if I’m wrong, correct me) but I just listed stuff that've been updated in the last 6 months, just in case. Anyway, enjoy :)
A Practical Guide to Winning the Olympics (Dos and Don’ts) by Anna (arctic_grey) (@finleighsaid)
Canonverse, Rated E, 75K, 3 / 4
When pair skater Yuuri Katsuki’s career comes to a scandalous end, he does not expect the retired pair skating legend Viktor Nikiforov to suggest that they compete together. But taking on a new skating partner is full of trial and error, and the skating world doesn’t know how to react when the Katsuki-Nikiforov duo, against all odds, starts doing well. The last thing either of them should do, as they strive for their last chance at greatness, is to fall in love. Yuuri knows he is damaged goods, and Viktor knows his body is starting to fail him. They have competitions to survive and medals to win. No, falling in love is out of the question; they’re just very good friends. And even if Viktor felt something, he’d never act on it, and even if Yuuri happened to be hopelessly in love, he’d be mortified if Viktor ever found out.
“Well,” Viktor said, “let’s summarise: I’m pushing thirty, have a bad ankle, and haven’t skated competitively in three years. You’re barely out of a doping scandal, coachless, and on the JSF’s blacklist. Hell, Yuuri – we might as well go for it, then. What on earth do we have to lose?
When Viktor put it like that, it seemed to make an awful lot of sense.
• The fact that this is one of the few pair skating AUs out there it’s insane imo BUT this one is so good? just imagine the amount of UST, they’re all over each other, i’m in love!
Mon Trésor by KasumiChou (@kasumi-chou)
Canonverse, Rated T, 14K, 4 / 5
Curse his fragile little heart for always falling for people out of his league.
Like, what chance did he ever have with Victor Nikiforov? But Victor still became, not only his childhood idol but also, his first crush.
His first crush was a man four years his senior. A man who lived in another continent. A man that hadn’t known he existed until a week ago.
Then he had moved to Geneva, and his heart had been hypnotized by Chris’s charm
Before he knew it, not only had Chris hypnotized him, but also seduced him.
His fragile little heart had done it again, falling in love with another man out of his league.
At least his second crush had been a little more realistic.
He knew Chris, they had been rink mates - and later roommates.
Maybe that is what made it so much more dangerous.
• Get ready to be hit with angsty love traingle/polyamory feels my dudes, this is about to get juicy af.
Sometimes you need an alterego by SassySalchow (@diedraechin)
Canonverse, Rated T, 3K, 1/?
In the daytime, I'm Katsuki Yuuri, just a dime-a-dozen figure skater with a normal life. But there's something about me that no one knows yet, 'cause I have a secret... cue theme music
The Miraculous Ladybug! AU that no one asked for but I'm gonna write anyway
• This is so fluffy and fun! I know nothing about ML and enjoyed it a lot anyway.
sweet like love (soft like pain) by postingpebbles (@postingpebbles)
Canonverse, Rated M, 9K, 3/?
Loving Yuuri was a choice that Viktor never regretted making. His smile, his laughter, the way his lips felt against his own—nothing could make him happier than having Yuuri in his arms.
But when the entire world has no idea that rivals Yuuri Katsuki and Viktor Nikiforov are in a relationship, Viktor can't do anything at all when Yuuri gets in an accident and is rushed to the hospital the day after he proposes in a hotel room in Nagano
• Angsty secret relationships are apparently my thing, this one is so bittersweet because they’re so cute and soft but at the same time the drama!!!
the face of heaven (the taste of sin) by RedHeather (@red--heather)
Canonverse, Rated E, 9K, 2/?
Yuri Plisetsky @y_plisetsky Pity you didn’t medal at Four Continents,
@phichit_chu . That way you’d have something other than my hands around your fucking neck.Phichit Chulanont
@phichit_chu @y_plisetsky, can you even reach my neck?
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There is a bitter rivalry between Yakov Feltsman and Celestino Cialdini that has stretched on for decades.
As tensions escalate and the ISU begin to punish any aggressors, it was inevitable that Viktor Nikiforov and Katsuki Yuuri, rivals-by-consequence and enemies-by-association, would fall in love.
• Rivals AU but like whole skating fams against each other!!!!! Sassy Yuuri, pining Viktor, angry Yuri and lots of social media shenanigans.
Focus on Me by alipiee (@alipiee)
College AU, Rated T, 5K, 1 / 2
For Victuri Gift Exchange 2017
Prompt: "College AU -Yuuri’s roommate Phichit has to suddenly move back to Thailand for the rest of the semester due to a family emergency, and Yuuri has to find a new roommate quickly in order to pay the rent on their apartment. Viktor is the only one who applies, and he’s not at all what Yuuri expects."
• ALL THE PINING with a side of misunderstanding, good stuff! so sweet
Time and Hearts Will Wear Us Thin by lunar_peach
College AU, Rated T, 151K, 19 / 20
Maybe it was the impact of the fall, and the numbing action of the ice, but he felt weightless. He felt conquered by cupid and the sting of his arrow right in the middle of his chest as he looked up at Yuuri, who held a blank expression on his face.
Maybe it was the impact of the fall, and the numbing action of the ice, but he felt weightless. He felt conquered by cupid and the sting of his arrow right in the middle of his chest as he looked up at Yuuri, who held a blank expression on his face.
Somewhere in the distance, though it seemed like a different dimension to Victor, a timer went off. The music stopped.
You could hear it in the silence then.
Victor’s heart was going one hundred miles an hour.
Or the one where Yuuri Katsuki, scented candle aficionado, and self-proclaimed hot mess, never intended to capture the attention of one eligible bachelor, Victor Nikiforov, but sometimes the universe has its ways of making things happen. Amidst inner battles with their demons and themselves, they find a world in one another neither quite expected.
• The tags look kinda crazy but don't fear (?) this fic goes through lots of years LOTS, a story about friendship, love, heartache, “we can't be together vs we should be together”, and the ongoing growth of the characters BEWARE it gets super angsty at times.
do you love me just a little, honey? by DefiantDreams (@gia-comeatme)
Spy/Mafia AU, Rated E, 4K, 1 / 3
Viktor Nikiforov, next Pakhan, has a type.
Yuuri Katsuki, Division 6’s newest honeypot agent, is sent to exploit that.
• Honeypot Yuuri aka my dream, awesome funny sexy mystery!
Victor the Great by Multiple_Universes (@witharthurkirkland)
Historical AU, Rated T, 43K, 17 / 21
At the age of nine Victor became the Tsar of all the Russias with Lilia as regent. One day he will be the sole ruler of Russia, the man who makes all the decisions and gets to do what he wants, with one exception: he has to marry a woman from a Russian aristocratic family. Except that he falls in love with a boy who is a foreign commoner. Will he risk the throne to be able to marry the one he loves?
Based loosely on Peter the Great's life (with some tweaks made to history).
• Follow the life of Tsar Viktor falling in love with Yuuri and eventually having his very own St. Victorburg or Yuuriburg ;)
It's All Contextual by AlexWSpark (@alexwspark)
Office AU, Rated M, 24K, 6 / 8
Why in the seven levels of fuck was Victor Nikiforov buying him coffee?
Yuuri decides to find out.
• Dorky Viktor + Confident Yuuri + misunderstanding = surprisingly not an angsty story!! very cute and fluffy
The Roommate Trap by impolitecanadian (@impolitecanadian)
Roommate AU, Rated M, 11K, 5/?
Victor doesn't believe in marriage. So when Chris, his best friend and roommate of 6 years, tells him he's going to have to move out so he can get married, Victor is reasonably upset. Good thing Victor's upstairs neighbour is looking for a roommate and maybe a little (okay, a lot) more.
this is basically the odd couple but with a lot more sex and non-subtextual gayness
• Viktor is a fool, Yuuri is the sass master/anxiety disaster, Chris just wants all the drama. They totally don’t work well together but it’s hilarious.
Roses of May by cuttlemefish (@cuttlemefishwrites)
Royalty/Magic AU, Rated E, 18K, 5/?
At age five, all children are assessed for talent and beauty in the City of Hasetsu and the other eight cities of the Empire. Every year, five are branded with the mark of a rose before being carded off to the Emperor’s palace where they are trained to become Roses, or sacrifices to be sent every May to the Ice Spirit that lives in the castle at the top of the mountain. Roses never return, except for Katsuki Yuuri, who shocks the Empire when he appears again two years after his departure with a silver crown on his head and a blond baby in his arms, demanding the Emperor step down or face the wrath of his husband, the Ice King. But, not everything is what it seems.
• Such an interesting world with lots of very well thought details! also... growing up together, childhood friends to lovers...... you can’t come at me like that.
History Maker by 96percentdone (@96percentdone)
Time Travel/Soulmates AU, Rated T, 15K, 5/?
It's the year 2134. Katsuki Yuuri, recently turned 18, just got his soulmark. There's really only one thing left to do: submit it to the online database and figure out who his match is, meet up with them and hopefully live happily ever after. Seems simple enough, right? Well, it would be, if his soulmate wasn't Viktor Nikiforov, a figure skating legend from the early 2000s.
AKA the story where Yuuri invents time travel to be with his soulmate, and shenanigans happen.
• me at me: don’t read this you’re a big baby and you’ll suffer; also me:¯\_(ツ)_¯ I like this AU a lot, imagine being so iconic you invent time travel just to meet your soulmate.
Toxic Valentine by voxofthevoid (@voxofthevoid)
Demons AU, Rated E, 53K, 8/?
The worst he can do is kill you with his dick.
Viktor, pleasantly tipsy and unpleasantly lonely, assumes that the pretty man he sees in a club is a sex demon. Instead, he finds reserved, nervous Katsuki Yuuri who’s as reluctantly enchanted by Viktor as Viktor is by him.
The rest of the night is unforgettable, and in the morning, Yuuri’s still there.
Love bleeds into lust, infatuation becomes adoration, and it's not long before the loneliness Viktor wears like a shroud disintegrates under the weight of warm brown eyes and tender hands. But Viktor has his secrets, and Yuuri might not be all he seems.
In which Viktor discovers life and love in a man who’s as mysterious as he is beautiful, and it could be the best or worst thing that’s ever happened to him.
• The love story between the thirstiest demon hunter aka Viktor and a demon??????? Yuuri. A great balance between fluff, sexy times and mystery!
Water by Peasantaries (@peasantaries)
Dancers AU, Rated E, 26K, 11 / 15
Yuuri is nineteen, a student at the Royal Ballet School in London, and already having doubts when Viktor Nikiforov joins as a guest teacher.
Famous, beloved Russian Prince in Bourne's Swan Lake, Nikiforov is Yuuri's idol from afar, but these two forces soon collide after Viktor oversees Yuuri practising and decides that Yuuri could surpass him, if only he can learn to move like water.
[WILL BE COMPLETED]
• lots of dancing!!! off the charts UST!!! Two dorks that should DATE ALREADY!! amazing
Shall We Dance? by darlingholocene (@byebyeholocene)
DWTS AU, Rated T, 11K, 6/?
Season 21 of Dancing With the Stars is about to air its first episode (March 30, on ABC), and the celebrity cast has finally been announced today.
Among them is Russian ice skating legend Victor Nikiforov, two-time Olympic Gold Medalist and five-time World Champion. Nikiforov, who just won Gold at the Sochi Olympics in front of his home public, has been paired with DWTS veteran Yuuri Katsuki, who is yet to win the Mirrorball Trophy despite this being his eighth season as a pro.
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Victor and Yuuri's journey on DWTS narrated entirely through social media.
• Totally a pick me up fic! light, fun and adorable!
#yuri on ice#fic rec#yoi fic rec#please leave kudos and comments on wips#i try to do that every time becuase i know it's fuel for writers#and not everyone wants to read wips because of the risk of being abandoned#which i get but at the same time..... you could enjoy it still#anyway!!! ENJOY#chel fic recs
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Three Survey Memes
@e_louise_bates tagged me once directly and twice indirectly (I mean, since I'm already typing something here I might as well do the others too), so here. Please feel free to comment! I like discussions!
Survey One (what I was actually tagged for): Name my top ten favorite characters from ten different fandoms.
I feel like the way this is phrased, I should pick ten fandoms first and then narrow them down to the characters, so that's what I did. It's an easier way to find my favorite characters, anyway.
1. From Harry Potter: Luna Lovegood, obviously
2. From Tolkien: Samwise Gamgee, obviously
3. From the MCU: Peggy Carter, most obviously of all
4. From Star Wars: This is a product of me picking fandoms first, and then discovering I don't have an OBVIOUSLY answer this time. But when you get right down to it, I've always had a special place in my heart for Obi Wan.
5. From Diana Wynne Jones: Sophie Hatter. Stealing one from Louise there, but again, obviously.
6. From L.M. Montgomery: Stealing the fandom from Louise that time, but I on the other hand have to stick with Anne Shirley, because she may top my fave character list, period.
7. From Jane Austen: Rev. Henry Tilney, NOT stealing from Louise because again, OBVIOUSLY, as she well knows, too. :D
8. From Discworld: DEATH. This was hard, because as soon as I started thinking of Discworld, so many MUST INCLUDES came up. Tiffany! DEATH's granddaughter, whose name I totally had a minute ago when I first thought of it but now has suddenly slipped my mind as I'm typing it (my brain now keeps trying to tell me it's "Karen" but that feels utterly wrong Her last name's Sto-Helit. I think. EDIT: SUSAN! Of course. The second I hit "post")! Sam Vimes, one of the other great Sams of fiction! But who's there and perfect and wonderful through all of it? DEATH. So I'm sticking with that.
9. Uh, other Marvel properties that aren't the MCU: I just have to shout out again to the Loudermilk twins from Legion. They count as one person because they sort of are, and because their chemistry together just MAKES them, even though they both individually are pretty fun, too (Cary's dorkiness and Kerry's innocent enthusiasm for beating people up). There was like a block of three or four episodes this season without them and it nearly ruined the whole season for me.
10. No particular fandom I'm aware of but no list of favorite characters is complete without: Blossom Culp. From the books by Richard Peck.
SURVEY TWO, a writing one:
1. When did you start writing and how? In first grade I had this dream about a disgruntled Santa's elf taking our church hostage on Christmas Eve. It was a great dream, so I decided to turn it into a book. Recently I decided to revisit it-- the basic plot, at least-- as a picture book. And for some stupid reason I decided it needed to be in verse. It might work some day.
Early on all my story ideas came from dreams, actually. Still today, my subconscious does most of my story-creating. Last night I had one about this huge family that lived in a mansion with a public pool in it and had all sorts of hijinks. They were great. They lived on Chalk Street and the oldest girl's boyfriend was named Granger the Ranger. Anyhoo.
2. What is your favorite line from your own work? It's got to be "Concentration leads to Meditation leads to Levitation leads to Aviation," because that's just a way of life.
I'm also partial to anything at all that Billy Boyd says in the Pipeweed Mafia Stories.
3. Who is your writing idol, and how have they influenced you? Hmm, I wouldn't call Madeleine L'Engle my writing idol, but she has influenced me the most, with her way of seeing the cosmic in the very small and the individual in the cosmic. And I named my daughter after her. But my Patron Saint of Writing whom I occasionally call on for intervention is Diana Wynne Jones. I don't know why. She just seems to be who I need to get my writing juices flowing.
4. Which oc has the best family (found or otherwise)? Of my characters? Hmm, I've never really focused much on family in my works. Even found family. I guess Billy 'Arrison's uncle IS George Harrison, so probably that.
5. Which oc has the most satisfying ending to their story? Ah, I'm terrible at endings. None of my characters has an ending to their story, not just because most of my works have never been finished, but because I keep thinking of things that happen to them later. NO ENDINGS.
6. If you’ve gotten feedback on your writing, who is your readers’ favorite character? If not who do you think readers will fall in love with? Well, no questions there. Billy 'Arrison. I mean look how often he's come up already in this survey. If you ask anybody whose ever read my work to name ANY of my original characters, they will go with Billy. Heck, people who HAVEN'T actually read his story would pick Billy.
7. Which tropes (eg. Friends to lovers, fake death, white haired pretty boy) do you always find yourself wanting to write? All my stories tend to have the theme of disparate people becoming friends through having an adventure together. I recently wondered if that's because I've always thought friendship would be easier if you could cut out all the small talk, and having an adventure leaves no time for small talk.
8. What goes through your head when writing a scene? The... scene? Also, random entirely unrelated stuff. Because I have ADHD. My brain is impossible to follow anywhere.
9. How specific is your idea of your characters’ appearance usually? Do you draw them? (If so can we see it?) Facial features are usually fairly foggy to me. I get general shape and color, so, like, what their hair looks like, their size, their race. I get their sense of style, too-- often I give them a signature item of clothing whether in my mind or in the text. I've drawn a few of my characters, yes, but I'm not particularly good at drawing consistently.
10. What are you proudest of as a writer? That I can occasionally look back at things I have written and be delighted by them as a reader. Unfortunately most of these things I have written continue to not be finished.
SURVEY THREE, also about writing:
1. How many works in progress do you currently have? That depends on your definition of "in progress." If you mean ACTUALLY IN PROGRESS, zero. Zip. Unless you count a couple of GeekMom articles I have in the planning stage. Or unless you count not-writing. I have a living room renovation in progress at the moment.
How many works do I have in an incomplete status that I plan to get back to eventually? Hmmm. At least five.
2. Do you/would you write fanfiction? I'm not INTO fanfiction but I do/have written a few pieces when they occur to me. There's of course the Pipeweed Mafia, which is a mix of Inklings fanfic and real people fanfic. You could count me writing George Harrison into Billy's background real people fic. One of my works in possible occasional progress is a Firefly fic about how Zoe fell in love with Wash. Oh, I should have put Firefly on my list of fandoms above, just so I could name Kaylee. KAYLEE, people. But I haven't written fic about her. Anyway. I also once wrote a very short prompt response X-Files fic that always delights me. It's silly, and yet in character.
3) Do you prefer paper books or ebooks? Paper.
4) When did you start writing? First grade.
5) Do you have someone you trust that you share your work with? A few people. It depends on the type of work, who would be the best fit for it. Louise is in fact one.
6) Where is your favorite place to write? Someplace where I don't have real life demands calling on me. Oddly enough, I think I got some of my best writing done while working at the Children's Museum, during downtime. On slow days I'd write a scene on the back of my schedule. A page a day really adds up! Of course, on busy days that was unthinkable!
7) Favorite childhood book? Have I mentioned A Wrinkle In Time?
8) Writing for fun or publication? Depends on where I am in life. Now, it is for fun, unless it is an article.
9) Pen and paper or computer? First drafts pen and paper. Then putting it together on the computer.
10) Have you ever taken any writing classes? Yeah, I had some writing courses in college, and I also took correspondence courses twice.
11) What inspires you to write? Ideas. As I mentioned, I get a lot of ideas from dreams. But there's also, like, a swelling of words in my brain that needs to come out through my hands every so often. I called it "writeritis" as a kid, and I guess I still do.
TAGGING: Whoever. You know who you are, if any of this resonates with you!
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for my children::: soph
oUR DAUGHTERFull Name: Sophie O’ConnelGender and Sexuality: Female and bisexualPronouns: She/Her/HersEthnicity/Species: IrishBirthplace and Birthdate: She was born on the 6th of September 1996 in Dublin. Guilty Pleasures: I think she has a lot of guilty pleasures, though most of them are rather old family rituals she can’t let go, e.g. decorating the house appropriate for the season. It’s more of a guilty pleasure than a coping mechanism because it doesn’t feel right to herself yet she still does it. Phobias: She’s terrible afraid of losing what’s left of her family. She’s afraid she’ll be stuck forever in a more or less depressed phase. And she’s afraid she won’t find a place for herself in this world. She’s afraid there is no place for her in it. What They Would Be Famous For: 120 Sheeps From Five Different Countys Went Missing In One Week, Still No Hint Towards The OffenderWhat They Would Get Arrested For: Girl Arrested After Trying To Book An Entire Flight To New Zealand, Then Showing Up With 120 Sheep At The AirportOC You Ship Them With: Not an OC but a canon character (please don’t hit me). I really like her with APH New Zealand/Benjamin Walker how me and my friend dubbed him as human. It started out as a silly idea based on Soph being a sheep maniac as a defining trait back when I created her and … it kind of stuck through all the character development. Plus, now in the Mafia AU I have to care less for actual relations between the nations, so I can crackship as much as I waaaant as long as it is plausible in THIS universe. Suck iiiiiit. I also like to imagine her and her friend Maeve as a couple, too, though. I don’t know if it would last, but it’d be a lovely short, dorky romance OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Harry because Soph ate the last fish sticks they hadI don’t think no one is really keen on murdering her. Yet. Favorite Movie/Book Genre: I think she’s a big fan of high and urban fantasy like her brother, but also likes scifi and adventure stories. As well as animal centered stories and crime novels - She likes something thrilling as long as it isn’t too complicated and responds to one of her interests. Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: I think Soph dislikes a lot of gender related stereotypes. She grew up with men all around her and only a few women and yet the diversity of those man and the strong female rolemodels such as Hannah and Gwen in her family, show her what kind of bullshit traditional gender roles are. Machos without any redeeming emotional features are a no-go for her. Talents and/or Powers: She’s very good with animals, helpful to other people and hardworking once she’s fired up for a goal. She’s also very creative when it comes to find alternative solutions for something. Especially later on, she’s also extremely tough, no matter the circumstances. Why Someone Might Love Them: Her big wide grin is so full of life and her booming laughter can make everyone forget their worries temporarily. When she loves someone, she loves them unconditionally. She’s going to take you with your fuck ups and your weirdness because she’s fucked up and weird herself. She’s a practical girl that roles up her sleeves and wrestles with sheep to sheer them, who isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty and if that isn’t an incredibly admireable thing, I don’t know. She’s got a brilliant sense of humour as well, even when it’s self-depreciating. If getting fifty blurry pictures of animals she’s seen a day isn’t adorable, I don’t know what is. Why Someone Might Hate Them: She’s still insecure and depressed as hell and needs as much of a shoulder to lean on as she can provide one. She’s a loud person and stubborn as well; while considerate of others, she can be very defensive about her opinions. Just like her brother, she can act very thoughtlessly and thus get herself or others into trouble as well as hurting others. How They Change: I think Soph is the character who changes the most throughout the story or at least she’s the one where it is most visible. Soph starts out as insecure teenage girl, who has a vague plan about what she wants to do in live, but struggles to get there on her own. She’s emotionally dependent on her family and the worries she has regarding her boys consume her daily life, making it very easy for her to slip into depressions and have emotional breakdowns that leave her nerves weak for a very long time. She lacks self-esteem and long-term motivation. Over the course of the series she learns how stand up for herself and chase her own goals instead of waiting for someone who can give them to her instead. She becomes more independent - emotionally as well as in general - and learns to accept herself more, to love herself. Soph goes from a teenager without a plan to young woman who knows what she wants and how she’ll get it. Why You Love Them:I always called Soph a little piece of YA in an otherwise adult story - and I think that is a quite important thing. I love Soph because she’s so young and yet carries as much baggage as the older characters of the series - even when it manifests in more mundane ways. And she pulls through - she doesn’t become closed off and jaded, scared of the world, but instead accepts help and tackles her problems. She’s so broken and yet she decides to go through the effort of fixing herself thoroughly. Though just putting duct tape on it is how she fixes most other things that are broken. She breaks down, she cries, she is frustrated and yet, she keeps going. She keeps going because she wants to see and get what the world offers to her, she wants to live the life ahead of her. She’s so strong if you look closer and I love her for it.
#come-home-holy-rome#soph is my baby giiiiirl#i love the o'connels so much in general they have a special spot in my heart#anyone out there who was/is a teenager and deals with mental illnesses knows how hard that shit is#and yet she fights to not become like her brother. not like all the others.#she fights to learn her lesson now#not to sit in front of ruins to rebuild in a few years#she hurts so much to heal#storie nostre#soph
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yellin’ at songs, 4.14.2007 + 4.15.2017
the songs that debuted on the billboard chart this week and ten years ago this week. today: buttrock confessions
4.14.2007
40) "Ticks," Brad Paisley
So I watched the whole entire CMAs instead of Game 7 of the World Series and don't regret a single choice I made (the game went into extras, you don’t really have to watch baseball until the ninth inning tbh), and it struck me how much of a dorky theatre kid Brad Paisley was. He's objectively a great guitarist, like hokey as this song is and as little I know about music I think that's a dope fucking guitar line, but gosh darn, he was trying so hard the whole time at those CMAS! And that puts a song like this in perspective, because, like I said, it's hokey as fuck, but if you can just understand that Brad Paisley's sense of humor is that of someone who understands that being funny is a way to be Liked and is trying his best to be Liked, it sort of comes together and you can brush it off.
75) "We Takin' Over," DJ Khaled ft./T.I., Akon, Rick Ross, Fat Joe, Lil' Wayne, Baby
FUCK DUDE LIL' WAYNE USED TO BE GOOD. Like OK I think we all know I wanted to come here and be like "look at the humble beginnings of the meme man! He wasn't such a meme in these days!" but then there was a Lil' Wayne verse where he wasn't fucking around with Auto-tune, he was just rapping, and he was such a good fucking rapper that I'm actually angrier at the two "verses" he had on those Nicki Minaj songs a couple weeks back. It's not even one of his more notable verses, I don't think, it was just a normal 10-year-old Wayne verse, but I'm still here like, what a treat, a Lil' Wanye feature I don't mind! How lucky we were in 2007!
78) "Little Wonders," Rob Thomas
it is good to remember things that are nice! the lyric video i watched for this song ended with this message from the editor: "Believe in yourself, follow your dreams, and never, EVER give up =)." i would have much rather someone had just repeated those words over and over for three and a half minutes than listened to this song. DANNY ELFMAN?! fuck are you doing here, danny elfman? are you lost?
79) "Hey There Delilah," Plain White T's
There is nothing I could say about this song that would be worth saying.
82) "I Tried," Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft./Akon
a'ight, see, now i feel better about bumping pink and jordan pruitt from the top 20, because it won't be some buttrock heroes what bumps 'em, it'll be a legit impressive, heartfelt song. i'm kinda surprised i don't remember this! now i just gotta contend with the fact most of both top 20s are gonna be dudes. but like most of these songs are dudes. this week is all dudes. next week is a 7:2 dude-to-lady ratio. last week was 2:1. maybe less dudes? idk, recency bias is doin' work, but at least two weeks from now, we're gonna get some dope tunes.
87) "Get Buck," Young Buck
HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING BEAT THE TUBA HAS NEVER HAD A BETTER DAY IN ITS LIFE. OK, this is the first 2007 track I think has been unjustifiably forgotten by time. “Say OK” hit me, but I think that was just a moment for me. This is objectively a classic, this fucking beat, man. Young Buck doesn't add a ton to the proceedings, but he doesn't ruin anything, his gruff, shouty flow is perfect for the beat, and I'll admit, I got a dark chuckle out of the "I can serve Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown" line. This was fuckin' rad, y'all, the best "new to me" song I've heard so far. Seriously this beat, how have we not found a better home for it, how did no one else latch onto it. A strong silver medalist in the "Southern rap songs with the word 'buck' in the title" category.
89) "A Woman's Love," Alan Jackson
Alan Jackson, last seen walking out on Beyonce's performance at the CMAs, is here singing a jaunty tune about how one time he fucked.
91) "Love Today," MIKA
i mean it's just a good song, man, i dunno. i'm allowed to just say when a song is solid and something i can jam to, right, when i don't think i have anything to justify? it's low-rent scissor sisters. I'LL TAKE THAT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. solid week.
95) "Forever," Papa Roach
...oh goddamnit i love this song. No, you don't... Lemme explain. I need to explain, so lemme. So, I listened to a lot of the local buttrock station in my teens, because that's what the radio at the auto shop where I worked was always tuned to, was 93X. And, I dunno, there's a lot of bullshit I forgot and a lot of shit too horrible to purge from the mind, I've heard the acoustic version of Staind's "Outside" more times than any man ever should, but there were some songs where the Stockholm Syndrome hit, and you were like, "Well, maybe Chevelle isn't ALL bad." This was definitely the point where I was like, "Hey, this is the one decent Papa Roach song!" I was legit angry when I realized this was that song, I forgot I ever loved a Papa Roach song, I was 10000% sure this was a cover because there was no way I was going to go anywhere but IN on this song, but no, this is a song I shouted in the shower at least five times. I'm so disappointed in myself right now, but... But, yeah, this is, I can’t quite place where they cribbed the verses from but they cribbed well, the chorus is shouty and fake-deep like all the great buttrock songs, and I love that ending, the “one last kiss” thing over that bass line, without reservation. We have to be true to who we were, and who we are is never fully removed from who we were. I hate this. I hate having to admit this. THE ONE PAPA ROACH SONG I FUCK WITH, AND IT HAS TO BE PART OF THIS PROJECT. I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT A KENDRICK LAMAR SONG SOON, AND HERE I AM, FUCKING WITH A PAPA ROACH SONG, THROWING MY CRITICAL AUTHORITY OUT WITH THE BATHWATER.
97) "Breath," Breaking Benjamin
I have less reservations about loving a Breaking Benjamin song, though, because Breaking Benjamin wasn't fake-deep like Papa Roach. ("My feelings for you are forever." God, that's stupid. I love a very stupid thing.) No, Breaking Benjamin was legit dark, they were a buttrock band I knew was OK because my friend who ended up going to a semi-prestigious art high school of some renown was into them. Is it the same song as "The Diary of Jane?" Yeah, kinda, there's more than a little resemblance, "THE DIARY OF JANE" IS A LEGIT GREAT SONG AND BITING THAT SONG IS A SMART MOVE.
At least Papa Roach couldn’t crack the Top 20. 2007: gaining strength!
20) "Get it Shawty," by Lloyd (3.31.2007)
19) "Break 'Em Off," by Paul Wall ft./Lil' KeKe (3.10.2007)
18) "My Oh My," by The Wreckers (1.27.2007)
17) "Mr. Jones," by Mike Jones (1.27.2007)
16) "Settlin'," by Sugarland (2.17.2007)
15) "I Tried," by Bone Thugs 'n Harmony (4.21.2007)
14) "Movin' On," by Elliott Yamin (3.17.2007)
13) "U + Ur Hand," by P!nk (1.13.2007)
12) "Doe Boy Fresh," by Three 6 Mafia ft./Chamillionaire (1.20.2007)
11) "Breath," by Breaking Benjamin (4.21.2007)
10) "Beautiful Liar," by Beyonce & Shakira (3.31.2007)
9) "Cupid's Chokehold," by Gym Class Heroes ft./Patrick Stump (1.13.2007)
8) "The River," by Good Charlotte ft./M. Shadows & Synyster Gates (2.10.2007)
7) "Say OK," by Vanessa Hudgens (2.17.2007)
6) "Alyssa Lies," by Jason Michael Carroll (1.13.2007)
5) "Get Buck," by Young Buck (4.21.2007)
4) "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going," by Jennifer Hudson (1.13.2007)
3) "Candyman," by Christina Aguilera (1.13.2007)
2) "Because of You," by Ne-Yo (3.17.2007)
1) "Dashboard," by Modest Mouse (2.17.2007)
4.15.2017
22) "The Heart Part 4," by Kendrick Lamar
I mean, with the way I do this thing, everything that's been said about this song has been said, and I'm hella late to the party, trying to get another round of Pin the Tail on the Donkey started. "You didn't have fun without me, I'm about to have fun WITH you!" No Bob! we already played that game Bob!. "BLINDFOLD ME!" I think it's vitally important that Kendrick Lamar remind everyone that he's the best MC alive right now, because he is, and gosh, he just fucking raps for four minutes. Barely a hook, just Kendrick Lamar verses and flows for a solid four minutes, and I'm really curious how many rappers could sustain a song for four (mostly) uninterrupted minutes just on their own. Minimalist production, it's just your voice and your words. I'd put Danny Brown in that category, but it'd be a bleak-ass four minutes. I want to put Killer Mike in that category, but I have to think there's a reason he works best in a duo. I'd want to listen to what four minutes of undiulted Young Thug would sound like?, but more out of curiosity than belief in his ability. And I mean Kendrick's the only one in the popular consciousness who could do it, no fuckin’ question, there's no one in the mainstream rap world anywhere NEAR his level. (Kendrick Lamar is barely mainstream, of course, and that fact is a source of much consternation on this song, like there's no way the entire Kendrick album breaks the Hot 100 like the entire Drake album did, but he was in a Tay Tay song the one time and that's enough.) Just listening to Kendrick Lamar rap is one of the most thrilling songs I've heard for YAS 2017. Honestly, I'm ranking it too low in the Top 20, but only because I have to think better things are on their way and am wary of that recency bias wave.
49) "XO Tour Lif3," by Lil Uzi Vert
Congratulations on being the modern rap song which followed "The Heart Part 4!" You were always going to suffer in comparison, and while I regret that it happened to you, I hope you understand it had to happen to someone. I mean, this is a three-minute song, and at some point I got bored enough that I forgot I was supposed to be paying attention to come up with an observation and/or a joke and did other things. Not even shit I needed to take care of, I checked Facebook and thought about getting a glass of milk until he started saying all his friends are dead, like what?, oh okay I guess that's how this song ends then, OH FUCK well prolly not worth dipping back in if I got that distracted.
61) "Speak to a Girl," by Tim McGraw & Faith Hill
So over the last four weeks, only three women have had tracks debut on the Hot 100. That's pretty cool. One of the three dudes who wrote this song, about what a girl REALLY wants from a man, was also a co-writer on Jason Derulo's "Wiggle," which is, I mean, I'm going off Wikipedia, I'm hopeful this is too awful to be true, but if it isn't, how does that dude sleep at night? What does that dude believe in? Who is his god, just, to what moral authority is our man Joe London holding himself accountable? Do Not Trust Joe London. Another of the songwriters worked with a band called Confederate Railroad. Country music is the coolest. I'm so proud to like this genre.
66) "Still Got Time," by ZAYN ft./PARTYNEXTDOOR
First of all, we need to take a minute to discuss the sheer disrespect for the concept of caps lock expressed by ZAYN and PARTYNEXTDOOR. This is a mumblecore pop song, and I must insist these dudes cease using all capital letters until they prove they're capable of expressing excitement. Other than that gripe, though, I dunno, I didn't have a bad time! I enjoyed it about as much as I did "Running Back" a few weeks ago, it didn't light this Tuesday evening on fire, but it was a chill groove, and I appreciated the B+ to which all involved contributed. Also, new favorite Wikipedia line: "Shane Lindstrom, professionally known as Murda Beatz." One, professionally known. Two, imagine ever asking someone to call you Murda. Gosh, what a stupid fucking stage name. (Stage name? Backstage name? Why do you need an alias bro you're a fucking producer, you don't get to have a fake name, the fuck makes you think you can have a fake name. Even Swizz Beatz rapped sometimes, what is your goddamned problem Murda Beatz.)
2017′s Top 20! I lowered “Run Up” again. I miss it dearly but I can’t pretend I liked it more than “Green Light.”
20) "Swalla," by Jason Derulo ft./Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign (4.8)
19) "Light," by Big Sean ft./Jeremih (2.25)
18) "Everyday," by Ariana Grande ft./Future (3.4)
17) "Draco," by Future (3.11)
16) "Guys My Age," by Hey Violet (2.11)
15) "Good Drank," by 2 Chainz ft./Gucci Mane & Quavo (2.11)
14) "Yeah Boy," Kelsea Ballerini (3.4)
13) "Selfish," by Future ft./Rihanna (3.18)
12) "Slide," by Calvin Harris ft./Frank Ocean & Migos (3.18)
11) "It Ain't Me," by Kygo x Selena Gomez (3.4)
10) "Now & Later," by Sage the Gemini (2.25)
9) "Shape of You," by Ed Sheeran (1.28)
8) "That's What I Like," by Bruno Mars (3.4)
7) "The Heart Part 4," by Kendrick Lamar (4.15)
6) "Chanel," by Frank Ocean ft./A$AP Rocky (4.1)
5) "Run Up," by Major Lazer ft./PARTYNEXTDOOR & Nicki Minaj (2.18)
4) "Green Light," by Lorde (3.18)
3) "Despacito," by Luis Fonsi ft./Daddy Yankee (2.4)
2) "Issues," by Julia Michaels (2.11)
1) "iSpy," by KYLE ft./Lil Yachty (1.14)
how the fuck did “swalla” make it two weeks Also, I know there was a new Iggy Azalea song, and I’m just gonna say, if having to listen to 21 Drake songs was the price I paid to not have to hear 1 Iggy Azalea song, I will have been glad to have paid the toll. That is a reasonable trade, one I would never say no to. Boy I hope it doesn’t debut next week! Also: “iSpy” in the for-real top five! That’s so dope! I’m happy for that song!
Who won the week?
2007 had the stronger showing this week, and let’s be real, I think it’s out-paced 2017 at this point. 2007′s at the point where “Get It Shawty” is hanging on by a thread while “Grace Kelly” and “Outside Looking In” are outside looking in. 2017 needs to step its game up. We’re two weeks from “Umbrella.” Is that so much to ask, is for just one instant classic era-defining monster jam that shatters the world? Come on, 2017!
2007: 2
2017: 1
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