#also joey is sooo pretty
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The horrors of the salt candy
#THEIR FACES#theyre so funny 😭#like a baby who just ate a lemon#or a disgruntled kitten#“whyd you make me try that”#nick robertson#joseph woll#toronto maple leafs#also joey is sooo pretty#*
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Hello!! Can I just say I love your blog and your writing sooo much. If you still write for Yugioh, can I please request relationship headcanons for Yami/ Atem if you have the time? He was my childhood crush (even still to this day tbh). Thanks! Have a nice day <3
Absofruitly anon! He was one of my childhood crushes too lol
Content: Yami Yugi/Atem x gn!Reader
Warnings: None
Notes: I went with modern Atem this time around. If you want ancient Egyptian Atem, lemme know!
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Atem is kinda shy when you both first start dating
Cut the man some slack, he hasn't dated in about 3,000-5,000 years (depending on the dub or sub)
He doesn't particularly like PDA, and doesn't see a need to announce your relationship to his friends. He thinks they should "just know."
Obviously they don't, so Tea still hits on him and you get angry about it. Atem never notices when Tea hits on him and only knows about it when you point it out
He's quick to tell his friends about your relationship then. Joey teasingly asks him to prove it, and he wastes no time kissing you on the lips despite not liking PDA
It takes him a couple months to start getting comfortable with the relationship, and slowly gets more comfortable with PDA
He'll only go so far as hand holding and putting his arm around you, but it is progress
Behind closed doors though, I'd like to think he's a little clingy. If you need to go in another room for something he won't follow, he'll just wait for you. But he'll always want to cuddle or be touching you in some way
He prefers kisses on the cheek instead of the lips
He'd take you on such cute dates. He'd get the ideas either from Yugi, Bakura or social media (Joey and Tristian aren't exactly cute, and he wouldn't ask Tea about this)
He'd take you on picnic dates, take you to local events, he'll win you prizes at Kaiba Corp and go on any rides you want to go on and end the day with a kiss on the ferris wheel.
When you cuddle, he likes being the big spoon. He'll rub your back, scratch your back, whatever you want
He loves watching Tik Tok or Instagram reels or Youtube with you on your phone while you spoon. He'll periodically give you cheek kisses
I feel like Atem would be the first one to say "I love you" and he says it after every goodbye, every goodnight, every good morning, and every hello
If you two are away from each other, he always starts the conversation with a "how are you? how was your day?" text
His first priority is you. He loves you and he wants to make sure you're okay
He's also pretty chill with anything. If you're sick and look terrible, he's still going to want to be intimate. When you ask why, he'll kiss your cheek and give you a poetic sentence about loving you at your worst. Makes you tear up
Atem is also really good at listening to you and comforting you when something is wrong. He wishes he could duel all your problems away :(
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Here is my Masterlist in case you want to request, or look for more of your favorite character!
#yami yugi x reader#yami yugi x y/n#atem x reader#atem x y/n#yugioh#yugioh atem#yugioh yami yugi#yugioh duel monsters#ygo#pharaoh atem
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Geraskier 👀👀👀👀👀
Ok so basically this is about these tags:
And I have sooo many geraskier thoughts like am I over my Witcher phase? Yes. Did the brainworms LEAVE? Fucking no they did not they just borrowed deeper and went to sleep but occasionally they wiggle and then this comes out
Anyway basically you can read my many, many geraskier fics for the actual smut portion of this but have you seen the women that geralt is attracted to in canon. He wants to be told what to do you KNOW he wants to be told what to do and he wants to be really good for his partner. Geralt being called good boy is a major factor in my extreme enjoyment of several otherwise mediocre fics I read in 2020
People fucking love to write geraskier with geralt being this big brute who's in control and Jaskier is this wilting lily who does whatever he's told or at best is a bratty sub and I just like. No. Did we even watch the same show? (I only read the first book and didn't vibe with it and my computer can't run the games don't @ me anyway) like Jaskier is sooooooo fucking bossy, he just happened to have become best friends with a guy who's entire thing is to be solid and reliable and not get bossed around but that's like, his professional thing, his worksona if you will. I know deep in my heart that Geralt melts in the bedroom
We also must acknowledge that while the wardrobe department did an amazing job making Jaskier SEEM small in comparison to geralt actually joey batey is fuckin huge. I'm just. Season 2 when he took that impromptu bath in the little lake or whatever you wanna call it?? Y'all saw. He's beefy. He's got it. Is he as strong as geralt? No. If geralt didn't want to move he wouldn't. But he LIKES when jask manhandles him, likes when jask positions him, tells him to stay right there, ties him up and has his wicked way with him. I mean PLEASE like it's sooo obvious
In an ot3 scenario this is true also. Obviously we're talking geraskiefer where yen just does the fucking most to geralt - she definitely pushes boundaries, the little we know of their sex life sounds like it's just sort of fun, you know? Stuffed unicorns etc - and I like to think of yen and jask teaming up to low-key torture geralt but then they reward him so it's all good. Or, and I didn't write anything for this ship but I read so fucking much of it, gentle top!eskel with geraskier is also fucking amazing. We're obviously not talking about what they did to my boy in the show, we're talking game eskel who I've seen many clips of and love
But yeah basically geralt deserves to get taken care of and told he's pretty and a good boy and just. I have a lot of feelings on how that works for him and jask. And yeah that's it you can read my bdsm fic for them if you like fucked up relationships and pre-s2 geraskier
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Sand tickles
Idea- pepperthebebber
Scott groaned out loud at the realization that Joey was still trying to get revenge or so he has been told by the witch sitting beside him. Lauren the sand witch had stopped by the other day to ask how he was doing they both knew that she was worried sick after finding him crying the other day and Scott hoped that Lauren forget what also happend that day other than him crying. “I don’t know why he is even trying” Lauren said as she fiddled with her hair “he knows u can easily just curse him again but he seems pretty mad” she turned to look at Scott “what did u even do wait let me guess you cursed him so he couldn’t go in water no no no you made it so he couldn’t use his powers?” Scott snorted as the memory of Joey laughing his head off while lying on the floor as the tickle curse tickled his worst spot and he shouted at scott through his laughter “no Lauren I used a tickle curse” Lauren’s head whipped up immediately “wait Joey is ticklish?” “Yeah very I swear he almost died because I tickled him for like 3 minutes he was very dramatic” Lauren turned to him a look of mischief in her eyes “you sure u wouldn’t die aswell” and that was the only words Scott heard before sand landed all over him tickling his ears and neck. “Lahauren sththop” Lauren smirked “I’m not doing anything” “yehes yohou ahare” “no the sand is tickling u” “wehell yohou cohontrol thehe sahahnd” Lauren smirked again and slowly began helping the sand tickle his neck “ tickletickletickletickletickletktktktktktktk” Scott was in a wild giggle fit as he surrendered to the laughter and small hiccups and snorts began popping in “ awhh your snorting I thought that was a pigs job are you a little pig Scott?” Gods Lauren was good at teasing “lahauren!” “Yes piggy?” “Merhrhcy” at the plea for mercy Lauren immediately let him go and the sand slowly disappeared. “Sorry did I get carried away?” She asked sheepishly “noho it’s fine ihi didn’t really mind” Scott answered becoming bright pink as he admitted it Lauren softened at that. “I’m sorry Scott but I have to go now I need to feed my griffin” (forgot what her griffins name was lol) Scott grinned “see you later fellow sand witch” Lauren laughed as she grabbed her broom as she was in the air she turned around the face Scott “ by the way I’m telling Joey this I think he deserves revenge” she flew off super fast as Scott stood in shock. Son of a.
-TICKLING IS NOT A KINK NOR FETISH FOR ME-
Yesssss aren’t u proud of me for actually doing an proper ending? and yes the next witchcraft tickle fic joey is gonna get revenge sooo be excited for that :D
#empires smp#witchcraft smajor#witchcraft smp lauren#witchcraft smp#witchcraft smp headcanon#minecraft#laurenzside#scott smajor#mcyt tickle#tickle fluff
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h coming home from work to pretty girl curled up on his couch with tears running down her face and he’s ?!?! she came to see him at lunch like three hours ago, wtf could have happened??? so he’s crouching by her and cupping her face and “sweet girl, why the tears??? are you alright? are you hurt?” and she’s trying to hide from him shaking her head and he’s “you’re worrying me, baby, need you to tell me what’s wrong” and she’s whining :(but h it’s embarrassing:( “I swear to you pretty girl you never need to be embarrassed with me. if you don’t want to talk about it you don’t have to I just need to know if you’re okay” and she’s sighing and reluctantly meeting his eyes and sees how worried he is and feels so sad for making him all worked up so she’s picking at her fingernails and “well I started my period today so I wanted to sit with my heating pad and read to feel better but then the main characters cat died and it was just so sad, I couldn’t help it I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you”:( and he’s just so relieved but also :( she’s just the sweetest so he’s kissing her forehead and “I’m sorry the book made you sad lovie. why don’t we order some dinner and watch a movie and I can rub your belly for you how does that sound?” and she’s smiling and nodding and he’s :)there she is:) and wiping her tears and he asks her if she wants to put the book in the freezer like how joey does on friends bc they love watching it together and it makes her giggle and the rest of the night is super soft and cuddly and tear free I’m :( 🐢 am I on my period and projecting? yes but let’s not talk about that hehe
omg bestie:( idek what to add this is just so sweet and so true :((( the other day I just burst into tears reading something that I knew was going to make me sad but I didn't expect it would make me sooo sad to literally like dry heave sob so I get it I get it bestie:( ofc he would be so concerned for her and he's never make her feel embarrassed for being so upset over something like that and he be so relieved in a way that nothing is seriously wrong and have upset her:( but im just sosoososo bestie this is so cute :(
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I have decided to take up the offer not extended to me to ask about the eswap sillies. any worldbuilding for Katherine and/or Dawn you're willing to share? 🥺
WIN FOR MEEEE i get to talk about katherine <- literally likes nothing more than doing this
there's a couple stuff i'd love to talk about that are big spoilers BUT should be dealt with in just a few interactions so whenever our bit of eswap starts back up again, you'll hear about it! i have a fic ready n loaded & im sooo excited 2 use it
but for now:
Dawn is a very close knit community! everybody knows everybody and people don't really act differently towards the monarch family than anyone else
they DO have a team of elders - sunborn who have passed their prime and not died about it yet. they're seen as people who were blessed by the sun to have longer lifespans, and therefore are given wisemen roles about it
The monarch family generally only has one child per generation. its. its a little lonely
the monarch family is set apart from everyone else just by having a certain kind of healing magic that no one else has
monarchs can only go from becoming princes/princesses to kings/queens through a coronation. it's about a year long process
let's talk about it ^-^
during this year, the current king & queen retract themselves from the ruling process except for whenever the prince or princess asks for something. This is in order to get the young royal to learn how things work, year by year. problem solving!
during this time, the parents plan the coronation. it's the largest party dawn hosts, and while they don't need the whole year, it's used well to make sure the party is perfect
the party starts at, you'll never guess it, dawn, and ends at dusk. one full day of celebrations!
everyone is dropped from the requirement to do anything, which means that nothing is perfectly fresh, but first thing in the morning, everyone brings out whatever they want to bring to the party and lays it out, and after that it's first come, first served. specific things are set aside to be eaten at certain times of the day (like breakfast, lunch and dinner).
music is made either by jukeboxes or by volunteers who are excited to show off a fun project
over all it's just a fun time to get morale up and bring everyone together with no stress
um!! katherine moments!
she doesn't actually wear the pink robe that gem has on her skin all that often
although that's just because she's a workaholic and that robe is to put on top of her farming outfit in order to come across as more princess-like
she would totally wear that thing (and other pretty things) more often if she wasn't always scared to get them dirty because. again. workaholic
her favourite dawn holiday is when she officially gets to introduce the bees to the dawn children
she also finds a lot of joy in hanging out with the bees :D she likes headbutting them. they're cute
her parents are dead
she has beef with the elders
katherine is. a woman with so much rage in her soul and she is stopped from using it because she is a pacifist
she is aware of how to use a sword but has never used it against a person. i'll actually say that most dawn citizens know how to use a sword properly but have never used one against a person
she is. sooo so oblivious she does not know things she does not notice things she does not get things. okay.
she is irresistible to women and also joey. she is now less irresistible to him because he has a boyfriend. sausage :D
she forgets (often) that kissing is generally a romantic thing
she stops forgetting this when it comes to her crush
she has a crush on pearl of the escent moon. don't worry about it
she has so much guilt in her heart and she will not tell you about it thank you very much. you aren't her therapist
she does not have a therapist
she is polyamorous. i hope this helps. she does not yet know she is polyamorous. she is really bad at being normal about her crushes EXCEPT when talking to them. but if you catch her talking about them while not in front of them then. literally she looks like this the whole time: 0/////0
i love her with my whole entire heart
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{ ⊾ } —- favorite rp memory? / { ⋎ } —- favorite thing about the rp community? ( forces you to be nice because its funny ) / { ⊿ } this was talk about your favorite character but amma add spice : talk about your favorite sim character <3
wahhh, i had to leave the mysims rpc after a huge stupid drama blew it up (part of my decision to leave was due to me being busy with school anyway, plus it was just boring to continue in that fandom when half of my rp partners (2 people) suddenly blocked me) but my time in that fandom will always hold a very special place in my heart. it was the first tumblr rpc that i really got into, and it was back in the days of people actually interacting and sending out random asks and tagging their mutuals in random starters. even with only 5 people, a pet rock, and a shoelace in the fandom, the dash felt so vibrant and alive.
i had one ship that i really loved, travis & crystal, wherein i wrote crystal and my friend (at the time) joey wrote travis. they were high school sweethearts, the dumb blond jock boy & the bitchy sassy goth girl riddled with teen angst. and they were sooo cute 💕 i struggle to listen to songs about summer love without going back to them
i do wanna bring my mysims muses back someday, but i'm worried i'll never be able to recapture the magic that was The Thems, i'm sooo :(
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fuck you
my favorite thing about the rpc community is... honestly... just existing as a community. i love seeing everybody's writing and posts on my dash and being able to get inspired by those! while i write entirely for myself (and you should, too!) i find that my writing is better when i'm faced with other writing. there's just something about getting a really good reply from your partner, like when eli hit me with the line "an ouroboros of narcissism" or something like that, that gets me.
you know when you read something so good that your fingers get twitchy and you feel compelled to put them on the keys yourself? i live for that feeling, and it's something i don't get as easily in the fanfiction community. but in the rpc, that feedback loop is pretty much constant
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AGH... how could you make me pick a favorite sim?? :( all of the residents of sunset valley (not you, thornton wolff) have me in a fucking vice. (i'm jk, even thornton gets me, but goddamn he is terrible, but that's what's fun about him. pretty much every time i play with thornton, i make him the biggest bitch imaginable)
but ig... my favorite sim out of all of them is probably mortimer goth. he's definitely gotten the most playtime out of all of the sunset valley townies. i love going against established canon and making him marry the ghost, lolita goth, in his backyard instead of bella bachelor like he's ~supposed~ to or whatever. sb pointed out that that was very twilight-ish, and i'm like. fuck it, idc, maybe twilight has a point. it is kinda freaky, but i think it's cute. weird but cute. let me live, goddamn!!
a very close second is agnes crumplebottom, mortimer's aunt. without player intervention, she will pretty much always die loveless and alone, despite having the "hopeless romantic" trait, and that breaks my heart :( so i intervene as often as i can bc i can't stand to see her die lonely :((
she's a recurring character from... i believe the very first sims game, although she didn't come in until one of the expansion packs. and she made her debut as a crotchety old woman who beat happy lovers who committed pda in front of her with her purse, which ok.......... queen...
but also with sims 3 giving us the backstory that her fiance died right before their HONEYMOON and the implication that she's only bitter about happy couples bc she feels she lost her chance at love... she got me like :(((
(also i just looked it up and i was right. agnes was first introduced in the expansion pack for the sims, "hot date." mortimer has also been in all 4 sims games released so far, in the very base versions of all.)
#misc :: ( ooc )#int :: ( answered )#bornchaos#//it's too late to play cyberpunk tonight so i'm finally answering this really old ask#//to give you a big autistic infodump about the sims
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vhs christmas carols: the coherent version
clark just casually sounding like an angel
meredith vibing on the bongos is so funny
i love the choreography godbless james tolbert
the box lids making the play button gagged me fr
janaya sounds so good ugh
and is also pretty wtf and i love della’s costume
i also love jim’s costume! maybe this will just be me raving over the costumes
jim making a heart with his hands as he leaves? i love him. he has such himbo energy
joey lauren and brian leaping onto stage is so funny
actually the three of them in general are so funny in this show
the new songs are so boppy, i know this is such a broad statement but i don’t know what else to say about them except that they’re all fucking spectacular and clark outdid himself
the model walking!!!! the dancing!!!! iconic
everything about the internal panic song is hilarious, a strong contender for my favourite of all of the new songs
“you’re more beautiful than ever” CRYING SCREAMING SOBBING WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I FEELING THINGS
jim and della are so cute istg
“not combs that comb but combs you wear” fave lyric
this song is so heartfelt and janaya and curt do such a good job and sound so good
the matching combs in the hair 😭 i love them
the cold streets of the city probably is my favourite song
their voices are so funny, this is my favourite trio of all time
brian’s face when the match girl comes in is so funny
and lauren’s face when she gets offered a match ansjdhdjsksa
as i said, i will be raving about costumes, and the match girl costume is soooo good i’m so obsessed
scrooge bumping into della and now the match girl is so funny
meredith tearing up is so real i also feel like crying
idk what else i can say about grandma land except that man this story is genuinely so sad
and that jamie burns is gorgeous and also has the voice of an angel
i like how this final song of the act sets up scrooge and the christmas carol themes
“hi clark”
THE AUDIENCE IS SO REAL FOR CHEERING AS SOON AS BAH HUMBUG STARTS
meredith helping out with the bass line on the keyboard is sooo funny
AJ!SCROOGE IS SO GOOD
like i love dylan obvs but i adore aj’s version so much
going into this with the cast changes in mind i was a little more hesitant about brian as fred (just because i think corey is so good at it) but i love the way he plays him so much, he’s so funny
bob’s wave when he’s introduced is so cute
having meredith be in the band for most of it and then coming down as marley is genuinely so ingenious. his presence is constantly hanging over scrooge and the entire narrative even when scrooge doesn’t realise it,
“scrooge gives a shriek” *short high pitched scream* killed me
the ghosts wrapping the chains around scrooge is really cool
christmas past is always pretty unhinged but i need whatever jlb put into this performance because it’s OFF THE CHARTS she’s so iconic
the slo-mo dancing is so good thank you james tolbert
the contrast between jim & della and scrooge & belle KILLS ME!!! need whoever deduced to have them played by the same person to pay my therapy bills please /pos
curt does a really great job in this role
also JANAYA ma’am im already in love with you, you don’t have to keep driving the needle in
aj sounds so heartbroken holy shit he was such a good choice to take over for dylan he’s so so so so so good
james tolbert crushing it as always
the light up shoes and glasses is still iconic
every time tiny tim gets a little more pathetic and this is the correct choice for character
i also like that it’s developed from just emily being disgusted by tim in the last one to bob also being the same in this one
joey trying to drag brian to his feet is my favourite
also tim using the bear as a microphone
basically what i’m trying to say that every new character choice in regards to tim is absolutely perfect godbless
JIM AND DELLA BEING THE COUPLE THAT WERE IN DEBT IS SO CLEVER I LOVE HOW THEY TIE THE SHOWS TOGETHER
bob holding tim’s bear 😭
the choice to have the people that scrooge has wronged surrounding him and him begging to THEM that he’s changed is such a good directorial choice like!!! james tolbert i will never stop thanking you for this decision
THE MATCH GIRL INSTEAD OF THE TURKEY BOY
SCROOGE BUYING SOME MATCHES AAAAA FJDJDHEBDHDND HIS REDEMPTION IS LITERALLY SAVING LIVES ALREADY
clark audibly giggling as aj and lauren fumble around with the money is so precious
SCROOGE GIVING JIM THE WATCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
can’t believe i went from laughing at fred still partying with the glasses to crying at his expression at seeing scrooge trying to connect with him. brian holden i am suing you for emotional damage.
overall the show is still so good but honestly what was i expecting
the first act was a really great edition to the story and i love how they made them connect to christmas carol
and all of the cast changes in christmas carol were excellent and worked so well
this is still the best starkid show no i’m not taking criticism
and i hope they keep on performing it because i love it so much
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hi hello i saw on ur pinned post that u do analyses and stuff on characters and as a fellow joey potter stan i would very much like to read any and all of ur thoughts on her,, there’s tons of stuff in the fandom about pacey/joey and pacey but i have yet to see an in-depth character study of just joey which is a shame bc she is SUCH an interesting and wonderful and complex character outside of her romantic relationships (which the show sadly doesn’t showcase very much) and her fuckass codependent messy situationship with d*wson (let her be FREE of that BEAST)
so yes. any and all things joey potter at ur earliest convenience please :) <3
OOO YESS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING!!!
so i’m rewatching atm bc i watched a few years ago and forgot how much i loved it and i’m still brushing up so correct me if i’m wrong about anything
you can see whenever someone tries to comfort her, talk to her about emotions or compliment her, her body language gets closed off. she’ll hide herself and pull her knees to her chest and lean away from the person. also whenever someone calls her pretty, she’ll flat out call them wrong. it’s so obvious how much she hates herself and the way she looks, and ik u said u didn’t want me to talk about her rs with dawsons but i think it’s important to her character and how she interacts with him is important. it’s important to note that, they were childhood friends and he was there for her throughout all of the trauma she induced, her mom dying, her dad going to prison, everything. and i think physiologically that’s probably a big reason she fell in love with him. he was “there” for her throughout all of that, and so subconsciously she probably developed a deep connection to him and felt like she could trust him with everything and anything, and so she mistaked that for being in love with him. and then it ended in unhealthy codependency and dawson being a dick. AND also she was in love with him, like actually in love with him, and while she’s been in love with him for a while, dawsons only realizes when she has makeup on and is all dressed up. which is basically like “i’m only attracted to you because it’s convenient and your pretty” which is so fucked up. so in her head she probably connected love with looks and so in her head now she’s thinking “i have to be pretty to be loved” and she already thought she was ugly. so basically in her head dawson made her think “i have to be pretty to be loved, and i’m not pretty so i can never be loved” and that also shows in her future rs that whenever someone says that they love her or think she’s beautiful she shuts down, and again you can see it in her body language. OH WAIT ok i also forgot, before all this, because of her parents rs shes in the mindset that “vulnerability is bad and allows opportunity for people to leave, so don’t be vulnerable.” sooo basically her head is already so fucked up and confused and then dawson just added a ton of shit on top of that. and again with her body language you can see whenever she feels vulnerable or emotional, that’s why she gets closed off and snaps at people
i hope that made sense and i didn’t focus on dawson too much (i hate him sm) and thank you so much for asking! if you have any other specific questions or requests i would be more than happy to do them
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Finally doing my Perky's Buds/Abstinence rewatch!
still wondering why they got rid of Homeless Man's little appearance in the theme song
Perky's Buds
My girl!! Emma!!!
"you God damn son of a bitch varmints!" love how her accent changed when she says this
Ziggs!!!!!!
"nighthawks. They are wily birds" nighthawks being called wily once again.
Oh no! They were late to church!!
"don't boggart that shit"
The Metzgers!! There's something so fun about seeing these guys play these rugged, scary, gross, redneck Republicans
"peace and love man! Peace and love :)"
The pottay hottay!
"my kin stays with their daaaaaaaaddyy"
"I thought you were Republicans, but like hell yes, mad respect, save the trees!" God I forgot how great Ziggs is, I love them
After all this time I'm pretty sure I still haven't seen anyone draw Ziggs' Perky's Buds logo, plz someone needs to draw it and I don't feel confident enough to do it myself
Tig ol bitties!
"what? You think they're gonna come kill us?"
"things grow here. They grow fast, and big, and... different" *cough cough foreshadowing for next ep!*
So much lore in this ep
"wait... Wait I'm remembering... We got high!?"
Ezekiel!!!! My boy! My bird?
"this will please us. :) and so it is good. We must have more weed"
"we shit on your institutions. We rage against the capitalist patriarchy." fuck yeah! Great birds
"you will shit. Right now."
"humans. Who can aim." jdjdjd
This is grosser than I remember
"We're going to get stoned and watch Netflix. Preferably something about... Birds :)"
"these aren't crows Emma they're nighthawks?"
"ugh! Well this is just porn now!"
"and let this man smoke our weed!? Issac never speak to me again."
"I shall peck this man to death with my own beak!"
Oh god Grace
Do you think the babysitting appointment she's heading to is Tim?
"and there's one thing you better hurry up a learn about Grace Chasity, I'm always on time!"
Zombie Ziggs!
"basic motor functions. That's all you need. Your memories, personalities, these are faulty parts. Perhaps they can be removed entirely. You shall be the test subject Emma. And I shall be the surgeon. With mine own beak and talon I shall peck away your unnecessary brain matter. And I'll shit it out! In little. White. Globs. Aallll over your precious farm! Then, I'll do the same to all of Hatchetfield! And there will be weed as far as the eye can see. You should be happy. Perky's Buds is going be a great success."
I just really like that monologue. It's dark and scary but also somehow there's still funny lines in it. Also there's definitely something to be said about the parallels with this and the apotheosis.
"fuck that. I'm chasing the dragon bro"
"yes! Yeessss! I AM ASCENDIIINNNGG!!"
"a bird! Surrounded by a flock of floating guns!"
Rip Ezekiel
I know everyone's said but god how did Joey do such an amazing job playing a bird
Do you think the nighthawks Jonathan was hunting in THAM were checker tailed? Cause he would've been in a hell of a lot of trouble if he had managed to kill one
"the Hidgens Hash, just can't be missed" implies that Emma sells a hash called the Hidgens Hash, which would she must've named after Hidgens :)
Perky's Buds has one of the most chaotic music videos I've seen and it's so fucking amazing
Also it being canonically made by the smoke club is so great
Abstinence camp
Omgg Axe Man is sooo good!! Like in every aspect it's just so great and I love it
"oh heck. No heccing way Steph!"
Solomon is such an asshole and typical political figure caring only about himself and his reputation and I love it
Mary and Noah!
TED SPANKOFFSKI OH BOY! OH BOY! HIS LIKE 3 MINUTE APPEARANCE!!
Pete!!!!! My boy!! Him! Beloved nerd!!
Spankoffski bros <3 I've predicted this ever since black friday so I am once again just taking in being right
Love Ted's slow remembrance of the Axe Man and his tramua coming back
Oh boy oh boy separating kids into pink if there a girl and blue if there boy we love to see it! /s
And ofc getting rid of someone's chocolate when they need that bc they have low blood sugar which causes a big danger! Also awesome! /s
"fuckin raisins. Fuck this place."
I love how the consulers yelling at Grace and Steph hugging and Grace saying their just friends and him saying to keep it that way implies that this camp is not homophobic and is totally fine with queer ppl just as long as they stay abstinent
Virginity Rocks is. Way to good.
"that's right! We're a progressive ministry :D! We believe both boys and girls can and should have the power to: just! Say! No!"
I forgot how much I loved Boy Jerry and Girl Jeri. They're just such fun characters
Oh god Jeri's face while the pamphlets are being passed out and she says "seriously guys, this information, could save your life" :(
And then her yelling at Steph about teen pregnancy and raising a kid in the woods :(
"look st what you did! You upset Girl Jeri! I oughta cover you in syrup! Go make a wallet!"
"didn't you know touching a bra will cause a man's hands to erupt in boils? Thats what it said in the abstinence pamphlet" "did it? I wiped my ass with mine." I love them your honour
Ahhh Stacy's melons. I'm suprised, I don't think I've seen anyone mention this yet? But when this ep first came out so many ppl were talking about this bit
I forgot how much I love Pete and Steph they're so great and adorable together
"sometimes God has to make examples out of them. Like Sodom and Gomorrah. That's what he saw when he looked down on Hatchetfield. A den of sin. A city full of adulterers, and fornicators" "hell yeah. Go nighthawks."
Poor Mary
Plz the thing about Smokey the Bear is so funny
"guess I'll go make a wallet!!"
"oh yeah. Oh Grace. That's a modest brazier your wearing"
"lord help me" I love Pete bdhdhdb
"my dad's the mayor. He says it'd shock you, the secrets in this town."
"a crazy lumberjack who hates sexy time? That's a little far fetched dontcha think?" "guess we'll never know... Unless... We put it to the test?" "wHaT"
For science!
Whatever happens in thr bathroom stays in the bathroom
PLZ I FORGOT ABOUT JERRY ACCUSING PETE OF LIKING JERI AND HIM PROJECTING ONTO PETE IT'S SO FUNNY
"I oughta put you in a canoe!! I oughta let a bird walk all over you!!"
"keep it together Boy Jerry. Keep em chaste and it won't happen again" "out it in the woods, it's happening again" AIDIFJDDJDK I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS LINE
"okay, I'm gonna kiss you now" "I'll open my mouth!" djdjdn
Omg James' depiction of his head being chopped off is so good??
I love how Girl Jeri is terrified every time she sees a body and how Boy Jerry is just. Over it. So done. He's dealt with this shit too much.
"Girl Jeri had something in her teeth and I was gonna lick it out!"
He's with him always :')
"how big is witchwood forest anyway?" "my dad says it's as big or small as it needs to be" this another line I don't think I've seen like anyone mention, but it's big thing, especially with the whole "hatchetfield is a tiny town" thing
NEVER TANGLE WITH A SPANKOFFSKI!
"but there's something about witchwood forest. Things grow here. They grow fast, and big, and different."
"there's one thing you better hurry up a know about Grace Chasity! I'm the biggest prude you'll ever meet!"
"it means we prayed to heaven and a stork delivered you to our door!"
Angela characters befriending the strange creatures in the woods we love it :)
I love Steph and Pete just. Not saying anything about what happened and telling the other campers to just shut up and go with it jddnbd
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Roseblings Chatfic AU Chapter 2
Magic bitches
2:12 am
fungi fungus gnome: i just realized
fungi fungus gnome: is anyone here actually fully human?
plant flower faerie: Nope :P /lh
plant flower faerie: Scott’s a starborne elf hybrid, im a faerie, you’re a mushroom gnome, gem and fwhip are deer hybrids, pearl has literal wings, sausage has tiny tiny antlers so hes also bambi, lizzie and jimmy are fish, joel is… something, idk, but he radiates animation magic, pix is a phantom hybrid, and joey is an avian
father: Speaking of me being a phantom hybrid, most of you haven’t slept in 24 hours. Go to sleep. You’re making my instincts go haywire over here and I really don’t want to lose control and end up attacking you or something.
tech wizard: yessir mr dadriffs sir
actual wizard: Going to sleep in just a second, just need to finish that one essay on hybrid-human politics that ms. stella assigned yesterday
glitter starboy: uughh that was so boringggg
plant flower faerie: the entire history of that is just humans hating us it was so depressing
plant flower faerie: why can’t everyone just get along?
jungle bitch: because humanity’s fucked thats why
glitter starboy: fr
father: Go to sleep before I make you.
jungle bitch: ok ok ok ok im going-
glitter starboy: does that include me?
father: I would prefer if you did but you can’t sleep at night that well due to being a starborne so I’ll let you off easy this time.
father: Everyone except for Scott, please go to bed as soon as possible.
father: Scott, please sleep when the sun starts rising and catch just a little bit of sleep.
plant flower faerie: ok gn everyone i don’t want to be attacked by pix again like last time i didnt sleep
plant flower faerie: have sweet dreams <3/p
glitter starboy: L imajine having to sleep to survive
pathetic fish man: *imagine
glitter starboy: stfu
father: Scott.
glitter starboy: sorry sorry-
miserable, hopeless romantics
3:38 pm
engineer salmon: hes so pathetic
engineer salmon: yet so cute
engineer salmon: Help.
Shroom: depends.
Shroom: are u gonna finally tell us who this mysterious crush of yours is?
engineer salmon: never
Shroom: worth a shot
elsa boi: imagine being a simp
engineer salmon: stfu u simp for nerds
elsa boi: …NOT ALL NERDS-
Shroom: imma add someone-
Shroom added Joey Graceffa to miserable, hopeless romantics
Joey Graceffa: shrub forced me to join
Shroom changed Joey Graceffa ’s name to simp for elves
simp for elves: im gonna kill you
simp for elves: also i only ever liked one elf
Shroom: oh really? So all the gushing about scott’s “beautiful cyan eyes” in 7th grade was false?
simp for elves: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FORGET THAT CRUSH EVER EXISTED-
elsa boi: i would be honored but joey would simp for a plastic spoon if it was even slightly attractive soo-
engineer salmon: sooo anywahs hows the thing w/ the mysterious beauty you keep ranting about in sapphic going shrub?
Shroom: GAHHH SHE’LL NEVER LIKE ME BACKK SHES SO COOL AND PRETTY AND IM JUST HERE WITH MY MUSHROOM HAT AND SHE PROBS DOENSTH EVEN LIKE ME AAJDFSAFI
elsa boi: so its going about the same rate as it was earlier this year
elsa boi: cool
engineer salmon: bai guys im gonna go bother gem now
elsa boi: cool
elsa boi: have fun ig
fWhip set his phone down on his desk before running out of his room and into Gem’s, where she was studying.
She had headphones on, probably on a low volume and playing classical or calm music, and was bent over a sheet of paper, furiously writing something. She was clearly biting her tongue in the way she only does if she’s completely absorbed in what she was doing. Perfect.
He silently slipped into her room, closing the door behind him carefully, before grabbing the buzzing magnets he left in there last time he did this. He separated them before throwing them into the air and letting them clack together and buzz loudly.
Gem jumped up in her seat, magically-formed wings fluttering in shock, before turning around and fixing fWhip with a stern glare.“fWhip! You startled me!”
“That’s the point.” he replied with a shit-eating grin.
Gem rolled her eyes before putting her headphones back on and putting them on a slightly louder volume. “I was studying for the test we’re going to have in science about how magic affects the laws of physics,”
“Nerd.” he replied, his grin showing through his voice.
“Says the one in several robotics clubs.”
fWhip started walking out the door, and right before he left the room completely, he turned and said, “At least robots are actually cool,”
Gem simply sighed, and returned to her work.
fWhip sighed. Lately, they had been slowly drifting apart, with Gem joining gifted classes at their school and being given more homework in general. She often stayed up for nights on end working on a project, and it was starting to worry him. He ran a hand through his too long hair.
Hopefully it would get better.
#empires smp season 1#empires smp#geminitay#fwhip#fanfiction#chat fic#fanfic#roseblings#check it out on ao3#roseblings chatfic au
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HAI BAMBI!!! im sorry youre not feeling well :( if it helps id like to hear more about any of your latest fos if you wanna…..i know nothing about homestuck or pokemon but i LOVE knowledge go crazy i wanna hear ^_^ !!
+ baby bowie for your troubles : D
OMG… BABY, SO BABY…. I LOVE BABY BOWIE SO MUCH…
anyways, i’ll be more than happy to talk about my most recent f/os!! seeing as my latest f/os are all hive.swap characters, i’ll try my best to explain since i’m trying to learn about hive.swap :3 get ready for a long infodump about my troll-partners :3
okay, so let’s start with marvus: okay, so like marvus is a laid-back but mischievous purple-blooded clown rapper guy who’s has a cult following, grand champion of “slam or get culled” (which from what i know is basically “rap good or die”) and he is pretty big within alternia!! he is also just a silly little clown who does silly clown things :3 (like making a little girl KILL people) (he also helps chixie with her stunt at jeevik week, which is so really funky!! ٩(^‿^)۶)
as for azdaja: he is the self-proclaimed “prince of all mustardbloods”, and is a confident but sometimes pompous guy with strong psionic powers and is really good at killing! he is also literally an anime character, i’m not kidding- he is! he also plays a game called “duel strifers”, (which from what i know is basically “be the last standing and don’t die”) and he’ll infodump every single detail about it to you if you don’t know what it is!! also- did i say he was like an anime character? yeah, his friendsim route made him use his psi powers to flap his own coat for dramatic effect!! and personally, i think that’s so silly of him… (he also has a matesprit, her name is konyyl okimaw and she’s a olive-blood! she’s also my best-friend but i just kinda don’t consider about her in my ship with azdaja ^^;;)
as for chixie: she is a very talented but very emotional and very radical bronze-blooded singer ٩( ᐛ )و she just wants to be recognized for her talent, but since she’s a low-blood, she’ll probably be subjected to a-lot of things before she even gets there… TT-TT (god forbid being a low-blood) but nonetheless, her friendsim route was sooo good though… the fact that she literally completely obliterates the band who literally denied her performance in a rap-battle is just… so cool and so sillay…
as for chahut: she is a intimidating big ol’ purple-blooded murder, who loves to kill maim! while she does look intimidating, her friendsim route does shows a softer-side of her :3 she’s also loves making scrapbooks and is a preacher at a clown church which is so silly!!! ^_^ she also was with marvus while he was doing his “game”, and she also kept on trying to call out joey when she doesn’t believe that she actually killed people lol. but nonetheless, like marvus, she is a silly clown woman who does silly clown things ^o^ like murder ^_^
anyways, that it for my infodump, thank you for listening :3c
#thank you for getting me a chance to infodump about them!! i love my troll partners very much :3#📝 letters#👥#🎭#🪓#💛#🎤
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Sooo about last night 😓 ... Absolute himbo mode in that first half - pretty to look at but not much going on in brain - but I thought second half was better.
Please Joey, Man City beast mode only from now onwards ok?! (And that goes for the rest of the squad too)🤞
Also...Thiago’s face here is such a mood.
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Ok ok umm I have no idea how to word any of this but!!
Ok…so hc for…the toonssss…. Uhh
In the two AUs I have Bendy, Cuphead, and Mugman are kids. Possibly like 12-13 years old,, and Alice, Boris, and the other characters in both games r adults…
Also Alice is a lesbian because I said so,, and she’s p much bendy’s older sister and she always roots the lil dude on. They grew up really close together and such and she was always protective of him, especially when he was being bullied by other toons or even Joey (because story reasons 👀). Boris is kind of like their adoptive brother who’s super chill but he picked fights often as a kid. He isn’t as close to bendy as Alice is.
Now Cup and Mugs were raised by kettle obvs and I honestly don’t know how much I added to them other than that in both AUs they met bendy in a tavern. Cuphead and Bendy r both pretty impulsive so they butted heads for a short amount time until they were like “aw yeah this guy is so cool”. Cup instantly took a liking to bendy, and Bendy was fascinated by Cuphead the moment they met. However, Mugman didn’t trust bendy for a long long LOOONG (exaggeration) time, because of their experiences with the Devil, so he was like “I know your kind, and I don’t trust you”. More than anything he was worried that Bendy was manipulating or using Cuphead and might’ve had a plan to take them back to the Devil or something along those lines. Of course, those weren’t bendy’s intentions cos he was head over heels into Cuphead and really wanted to befriend Mugman as well. Plus, bendy wasn’t even aware he was an ACTUAL demon sooo… 👀
Ahhh um yeah I don’t know what else to say that’s it I guess !,? ACK-
#art#batim art#bendy and the ink machine#bendystraw#cuphead#batim bendy#bendy the demon#cendy#cuphead show#doodle#alice angel#mugman
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Elder Council:
Aphmau - She could be a forest spirit or a fae. Orrr my personal favorite since I’m assuming we’re using the MCD Aphmau she could be a normal human that was given magiks.
XD - Since he is probably going to be either Dream’s brother/father or something he should be an elder demon
Herobrine - I would like to make him related to Eret probably either his father or brother sooo prob fae(also he could totally be the one of the reasons faes are seen on bad light)
Lizzie - Mer - Blue axolotl - she was the first to figure out that Tommy is human. I believe that mers can be anything from the ocean so it fits(maybe we could make her related to Sally or Niki?) Also could be current or past ruler of the ocean empire
Scott - Elf - He could be either the current or past Elf king.
FWIP - One of his occupations is alchemist so we are going with that.( I’m pretty sure he falls into some sort of witch category soo)
GeminiTay(Gem) - Wizard one of the rae humans in the world. Though at this point she can’t exactly be considered a human anymore. After spending literal centuries in the magic realm(+from her profession) her body has absorbed so much magic that just like Tommy ended up as something else. The only human thing left is her appearance. Just like Lizzie she was able to know that he was human but stayed quiet for unknown reasons.
Joey - Ihavenoideahelp
Katherine - Fae - She can either be the current or old ruler of spring court.
Mythical Sausage - He is a warlock so I think that works
Pearl - Probably something similar to Aphmau but I’m not sure
Pix - I don’t know
Shubble - Gnome - Wolf spirit - you chose
Joel - human - he isn’t part of the council but I think we should mention him :) also he smol
Jimmy - Ancient ocean dueler - cod - Maybe another ruler of the sea? Like lizzie
Also not everyone has to be in the council
but I thought everyone should be included and then decide who should go and who should stay.
I haven’t watched many perspectives of the empires so most information I got was from the wiki.
I think most elders would be past rulers some may have kept their position until now.
Aphmau: I have no idea what an MCD is!! I'll have to look it up!! But? Wizard Aphmau, perhaps?? Or whatever you think the equivalent of MCD!Aphmau is?
XD: Sounds good! Dream can be his younger brother! Maybe XD's some sort of Eldritch Demon? He's technically probably powerful enough to rule himself(and at one time did), but he'd rather mess with people and hang out with George.
Herobrine: I think we had this as Eret's original true name, but them being a brother could be cool too! Hmm...maybe twins?? They split the name between them, until Eret's changes, but Herobrine's didn't, instead just taking on the entire name for himself. Take that as you will.
Lizzie: Very good, very good! And hey, why not both? We already have Niki of the Glow Squid, so now we can have Sally of the Salmon! As for Lizzie and all the other rulers, I'm going to say that for the most part, they're past rulers. But every now and then there's a successor crisis, and they end up back on the throne for a bit.
Scott: He's an ice elf, maybe? Or just elf in general. Elf/spirit, if we want to tie in Aeor somehow? Either still ruling, or just the one who ends up back on the throne the most.
Fwhip: I mean, if we want to have him as twins with Gem, he can be in a similar situation to her? Oh, or maybe he's the reason she delved into magic, and became what she did? Alchemist/witch!Fwhip, for the win!
Gem: I like that! When someone asks her why she didn't say Tommy was human, she likes to give a cryptic answer-usually something about letting time take it's course-but honestly, she and the other former humans just like to take bets on this sort of thing. You'd think after three or four times, supernaturals would be a bit more willing to go 'maybe they're just human', but nope! 'How Long Does It Take Them To Get It Right' is one of Gem's favorite guessing games, closely followed by 'Who's original guess comes closest when they stop being human'.
Joey: Jungle spirit? One of those creatures that guards tombs? God? One of whatever he calls his cat villagers?
Katherine: We love to see it! She can be on the throne, as a treat. And also because the Overgrowth(shard of Mother Nature, long story), is a bit finicky, and it's hard to find someone besides her who it'll listen to.
Sausage: Good enough for me! Does that also make him human, or would that be like Fwhip's situation? Do we need to start a category for this stuff? Warlock under Witch-would Witch be the broad term for natural magic users, thus automatically making them non-human, or?
Pearl: Harvest god, perhaps? Ancient summer fae?
Pix: Immortal prophet? Former human like Gem? One of Mumza's angels?
Shubble: Hey, we can have both? Spirits take whatever form they choose, and anything can become a spirit. Or we could have them seperate, who knows?
Joel: He's an honorary member, because Lizzie lets him tag along sometimes to judge people's life choices.
Jimmy: Ooh, works for me. Both he and Lizzie are probably just a tiny bit Eldritch themselves. Maybe they split it, when they're on the throne. Lizzie takes care of salt-water affairs, and Jimmy deals with fresh water.
As for who's on the council, hm. Okay, so we've got Aphmau, and XD for short. Potentially Herobrine, depending on what we want to do with that. I feel like Lizzie and Jimmy kinda share a spot? They switch though, and just share details later. Scott and Gem, I'm thinking, along with Katherine. And Pearl too. Maybe some others, I don't know.
How should the council be set up? Specific people who are there for certain reasons? People representing each supernatural species/area/side? Leaning towards the latter, just because there'd be fewer, but if we want to expand, then we probably want the former.
What do you think?
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Nightmare Time 2 Episode 4 Thoughts
So the rumors were true? Mac cameo!! It gives me hope that we'll see him again. Which I'm so glad because Nick made it seem like we would never see him again in the season 1 talkback
Yellow Jacket slaps new favorite Angela song
I'm coming up to Hatchetfield High just to fight Brad (and maybe say hi to the shop teacher and guidance counselor)
LAUREN AS HANNAH!!!! SHE DID SO GOOD!!!!
Also I think her playing Hannah was the best for this specific story. All of the other teens were played by people way older than Kendall and it might have been distracting. But I do still hope Kendall returns for future stories
STEPH!!! She stood up for Hannah and tried to help her. People shouldn't treat her like she's some delinquent child. She's a decent person who just takes part in irresponsible activities
Hi Tom HI I miss you love you bye
Woah we're getting a real look at what Hannah's visions are like. This poor girl imagine getting a random vision of someone dying in the middle of class and then just having to function normally the rest of the day
Hi Becky Hi I miss you love you bye
I feel sooo bad for Lex. She really is in such a tough spot. Girl take my money I don't have to pay rent yet
JOEY AS ETHAN!!!! HE DID SO GOOD!!!!
Also I find it kinda cool that they had an actual Italian play Ethan
Webster's back! The slumber party with multiple hers was so cute. More fun Webby please
Hannah's birthday is October 5th quick write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
Big Brother Ethan™️ is what I live for!!! This is the Ethan I like. Actually through this whole episode I really really liked him. I had only really cared for fanon Ethan before but now I want to hug this guy
Eddie is exactly what I thought he would be and I love him
Stopwatch/Daniel is a cutie and his power is so cool
During the fight did anyone else think that Hannah could hear Nick narrating for a second? I was about to scream
I am so so thankful for the direction they took Spitfire/Sofia. I really did not want one of the 2 black female characters we have so be this aggressive violent jerk. The wave of relief that came over me when she started being nice to Hannah
Hannah has more friends I am so happy for her
Ok yay Lex does get a moment of happiness in this episode. She really needed a break
AND SHE KNEW WEBBY WHAT
Soo Charles is scary. Dude for has a lord in black winning him money in fights. Pokey Otho isn't at his full power here but he's still very powerful. And Charlie is threatening HIS life
Nick did such a good job with Pokey especially his eyes. I do wish he spoke in uwu though
Guys Ethan is so soft this episode I can't handle it. Him trying to propose 🥺🥺
Unimportant but Corey is playing a lot of very enthusiastic audience members this season
I love the CaliforMIA trio so much. They will all do anything in their power to keep their family safe and happy. They just care about each other so much
I was absolutely loosing it whenever tgwdlm music started playing
When the Pokey dolls showed up my first thought was "Is this loser really stealing his brother's plan? Please that was so 2 years ago."
Lex is taking in all of this information very well
When it said she felt something with a trigger I thought Mac was giving her a gun 😭😭
That end was so melancholy. Glad no one I wanted to live died. Everyone is sad though so :(
Next Time is so pretty. Yesss my friends I will find in the next reset I promise
#starkid#hatchetfield#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#nightmare time spoilers#nightmare time 2 spoilers#yellow jacket#melchron the good book#mel thinks thoughts
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