They forgot my entree, so I got two rolls. Good thing I wasn't hungry. Plus, it was a short flight. I'll get food on the next flight, hopefully.

"Jeong Ho-young Gets a Free One-Year Ticket" "A Complete Plate" on the First Day of Udon Airline Meal Sales

Wash it down with a tube of hydration water.

what the fuck are these ads I keep seeing

You would think I would learn by now that in order to have good meals when I need them I need to start cooking before I'm hungry

And yet

love to have your flight turn around mid air bc of a broken cloud sensor (????) and then there's no more flights until the next day lmaoooooo

Dorian has a secret affinity for dracolisks. As an adolescent, he discovered a hunter shade egg that had been discarded for being undersized. When it hatched he found that her tail was proportionally half the size it should have been and one of her horns was deformed, cocking out at an odd angle. He named her Hollix before learning that she was, in fact, female so he dropped the "x" and just called her Holli.

Though she was far too small to ride even as a full-grown adult, she was incredibly smart. He found reprieve from his miserable life at the strict school in Minrathos by training her to hunt and perform all sorts of tricks.

Unfortunately, she was always sickly and only lived to be a few years old. The night she died, he gave up on the stupid school and started a three-day bender at a brothel in the elven slums. Despite losing the only creature in Tevinter who had ever shown him love and affection, her death triggered two life-altering events that shaped him into the man who would change the Imperium.

First, a Magister named Alexius would take the aimless, spiraling young mage under his wing.

Second, he decided on the branch of magic that would make him a respected and well-known Enchanter despite his turbulent early education.

Necromancy.

Changi Airport Terminal 2 | Sunflower Garden | Discover Singapore | SQ | December 2022

"Sacré bleu! No more, I’m am stuffed to, what you say” the gills! Non Non no fromage, I am as you say, lactose intolerant! Please stop mmngg unngm stop munmnunmn--”

Saturday Evening Post   March 10th, 1960  

NRT to LAX vegetarian meal

Kang Jae-joon, a visual that became slim after losing 22kg. Compared to the past, it is a whirlwind (donkey ears)

Source: k-star-holic.blogspot.com

Travelers note that airlines that cater to populations inclined toward vegetarianism, for cultural or religious reasons, often excel in this department. Doran fondly recalled a vegetarian Malay meal on Malaysian Airlines and an Indian-style vegetarian dish on Emirates. However, this rule doesn’t always apply. “Very surprisingly Air India is terrible on the occasions I’ve flown with them,” Teresa Dawkes shared on the Vegetarian Society’s Facebook page. “Pretty inedible and they didn’t have any gin.”

I concur. Indian food is great, but Air India’s version of it? That was the worst airline meal I’ve ever had. Inedible is right. I went hungry instead. Blech.

American Airlines Food Policy & TSA Terms Guidelines

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Me waiting for the rat test to change its result long after the 10-15 minutes is over so that I can go to work today and Sydney tomorrow:

A First-Time Adventure with Zipair (Low-Cost Carrier): LAX to Narita Airport

As I peered out of the airplane window, the shimmering lights of Los Angeles gradually receded into the distance. I was commencing a 10 to 11-hour expedition from the vibrant Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) to the historic Narita Airport in Tokyo, Japan. Opting for an economical yet unforgettable flying experience, I had chosen Zipair, an emerging airline that pledged a blend of comfort,…

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A priest and rabbi are sitting on an airline next to each other 

The stewardess brings out their meals, the priest a pork dinner, and the rabbi a salad.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says "can I ask you a question?" the rabbi nods. The priest asks "you don't eat pork correct?" The rabbi says "no it is forbidden in Leviticus. An animal must have split hooves and chew it's cud to be kosher. A pig doesn't qualify." The priest asks "but have you ever tried it?" The rabbi says "yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I was religious, I was somewhat rebellious I did try pork."

The rabbi asks the priest "can I ask you a question?" the priest nods. The rabbi says "you can't have sex, right?" The priest says "no. We must have undivided attention to God and not let marriage or sex cloud that focus so we agree to celibacy." The rabbi says "but did you ever?" The priest says "yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I considered being a priest I was a bit wild and did experience the pleasure of a woman's flesh." After a brief pause the rabbi says “beats a fucking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”