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WHAT'S THE FASCINATION WITH FAZ
All I do is watch sport and complain about Sophia, I'm so sorry
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that's not like ginnidiot to miss that, put him in the vflm next week plz
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i should be watching taylor adams and grundy vs that little pesky ginnidiot
#aflm#also swans games would be interesting because taylor adams is such an angry player but is he angrier than tom papley??????
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dammit, i thought i had comedians behind me for the anzac day game because when draper got a holding the ball free kick they said "he just draped all over it" TURNS OUT THEY WERE QUOTING 2 GUYS 1 CUP. frauds.
#aflm#whatever#they were essendon fans idec about them#they were so crazy though it was so funny#there were calm essendon fans in front of me who kept turning around to stare at them#or to stare at me but honestly i was writing a fanfic on my phone for the first quarter i'm not that interesting#it was funny#they were nuts#there might've been a collingwood fan sitting with them but they were most nuts when collingwood got a free#one of them must have worn glasses because he kept saying UMPIRE DO YOU WANT TO BORROW MY GLASSES#best line ever until a kid yelled DON'T KICK LIKE ME when the opposition lined up for goal#DON'T KICK LIKE ME#there's too much to unpack
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oh good, suns putting weagles back in their place. relief from footy fans everywhere
#aflm#weagles being good was too soon for me#especially with mother's day coming up#no please weagles just let my mum have a nice mother's day
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gonna start formatting my posts like fics on ff.net circa 2008
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A/N: This is a post about my day!!!! If you don’t like it, don’t read it! Flames will be used to boil water for my tea, LOL! ^^”
~*~*~*~* CHAPTER ONE *~*~*~*~
I tried so hard, and got so far
But, in the end, it doesn’t even matter
I had to fall, to lose it all
(A/N: I don’t own the rights to Linkin Park!!!)
i made some bombass fried rice today fuck
~*~*~*END OF CHAPTER ONE*~*~*~
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A/N: And that’s it :D I hope you guys enjoyed this update, I worked really hard on it!… If this chapter gets 10 comments, I will upload the next one ASAP. ^_^” This is a lot of fun–
My teacher: Hey, shouldn’t you be doing your homework?? -_-”
Me: EEP O_O! Okay, see you later guys, GOTTA GO FAST! Please comment and remember NO FLAMES!!!
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I wonder how my cousin is looking for a flatmate
#does she mind about strangers#she says she's lived with strangers before but only when it was a sharehouse of several people and one of them was her friend#where does she advertise#is Facebook marketplace a good idea or just the same as flatmates dot com dot au#not that there's anything wrong with the people on flatmates dot com dot au like they're fine#i just don't know#I'm too dumb for this#Just post it on Facebook#what harm could it do#hi is anyone looking for a place to rent please hit me up thanks#that's all i need to write#do it Laura#Post a status update
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Yeah I know that head when I see it
Worpel 770 - 1/8 (👤 on 1)
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https://playworpel.com
#he's a vanilla type of player that takes a mark of the year every month to remind you he's a wow player#nondescript head that apparently i can tell from a silhouette#he's okay#he has a premiership#no opinion needed#The proof is in the premiership medal
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#it's true#anyone who's ever met me is probably like 'this person ain't right'#like other people can tell#can't wait to do all the tests and get diagnosed as an Italian#they put me on several pills that lower my voice and stop me thinking Italian thoughts
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Remember when Brodie Grundy and Tim Broomhead were broommates
#i want to be a broommate#goals#Tim's in Albury now and Brodie's in Sydney#do you think Brodie takes trips down in his caravan to see Tim#he walks into Albury and there's a huge billboard with Tim broomhead on it#in the town square there's a statue of Tim#Brodie just like 'oh my god is Tim the mayor of Albury?'#asks the locals about Tim and they all gush about his heroic feats#holding up the queue at the grocery store because he asked the cashier about Tim and people push their trolleys over to join in#they live in a mansion on the hill#Brodie is worried that Tim's moved on and is so popular now that he's forgotten his old broommate#Brodie nervously knocks on Tim's door and Luka answers like 'daddy there's a strange man here'#'Luka finish your caviar I'll get it' Tim says as he comes into the foyer and he sees who's at the door#'it's me' Brodie says hope spreading through his limbs that Tim hasn't forgotten him#'Brodie' Tim says amazed 'come in'#shows Brodie around the mansion where there's a bedroom for each child plus a room for every cat#dea steps from the kitchen 'hey i was just in the middle of a Belgian feast Brodie stay for dinner'#'oh i really should get going---' Brodie starts and dea looks at her boyfriend 'have you shown him the basement yet?'#Tim blushes shyly and shakes his head#'oh what's in the basement?' Brodie asks intrigued 'is that the wine collection?'#dea pushes Tim toward the basement stairs and he cautiously descends into the basement Brodie following#Tim waits until Brodie is standing next to him in the darkened basement then flicks on the light#The room illuminates and reveals framed Grundy portraits on the walls and every newspaper clipping ever written about Brodie Grundy and#everything shining and polished and gleaming and 'i come down here to polish it all every day' tim boasts#'what's that?' Brodie points to an old dusty couch in the middle of the room#'sometimes i come down here and sit there and just think' Tim says 'it's our old couch from our broommate days'#'when we'd sit together and discuss the world's problems' Brodie reminisced wistfully#'it's beautiful' Brodie said walking throughout the room and gazing at all his paraphernalia with his name on it#'I even had a Brodie Grundy inspired chess set made' Tim said gesturing to the porcelain pieces on the coffee table#'awww you changed the chess pieces to incorporate my ideas for them!' Brodie cried picking up the two kings
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I should've posted on Facebook about needing a roommate. Do people still use Facebook or is it more for the parents now?
#if i post on marketplace will my Facebook friends see it or only strangers#how does the marketplace work#cos yeah the marketplace is for people my age but if i post there will only strangers see it
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Seeing the number 13 with long hair just feels right
#harry Demattia#no offence to anzac medalist Taylor Adams#no offence to post 2011 Daisy when he had short hair#makes it even better because demattia sounds Italian#Italians do it better
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Mini maxi out of control
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Worrying about finding a new roommate at work and then worrying about how to tell my boss about her broken mug on the weekend is not the correct way that things should be thought of
#no but i can go the whole week without thinking about the mug and then i step off the tram on a Saturday night & bang i think about the mug#i mean there are worse bangs to be had by stepping off trams i shouldn't phrase it like that#I STEPPED ONTO THE ROAD AND BANG!!!! TRENT'S A BIANCYES#coming into the darkened stairwell at birrarung marr and bang!!!!! fazzy having a bath#honestly#anyway back to this mug thing#like i should've been discussing it with my coworkers#like we have a new mug for her but how to tell her is the problem#she'll freak out#she'll yell about it#it's fine Sophia it's just a mug get over it#anyway
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NATHAN FYFE IS COOKING!!!!!!! LET THE FUCKER COOK!!!!! WHAT'S ON THE MENU??? A SECOND BROWNLOWWWW
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And an Italian!!!!!
Two scarves
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