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crown-ov-horns · 4 months

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Coco St. Pierre Vanderbalt was ready to fistfight the Antichrist, in her ridiculous hairdo, and she deserves everyone's adoration.

#ahs #american horror story #ahs apocalypse #coco vanderbalt #michael langdon #leslie grossman #ahs fandom #ahs crack #horror fandom #horror crack #diary pages #no kidding the ladies in this episode... every episode tbh #i already made my statement about delia #it's both hilarious and terrifying as she marches towards him tbh #if i realized i was wearing this i would be really upset #venable is sadistic in so many ways #ahs edit #ahs gifs #ahs gifset

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helpallthenamesaretakenblog · 21 days

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plot twist: when they adapt ttc, percy and annabeth dont ballroom dance at olympus at the end. instead, percy delicately holds out his hand. he asks annabeth for a dance. annabeth shyly says yes and takes his hand. and then it cuts to annabeth with cooling glasses freestyling while percy beatboxes

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christakisbang · 1 year

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save seungmin from jeonglix

#stray kids #bystay #lee felix #kim seungmin #yang jeongin #skz #skz gifs #stray kids gifs #my gifs #bokseungah......#dont look at the inconsistent coloring god the fucking lighting changed w every angle im not good enough to keep up w that #anyway seungmin iii wouldnt judge u #also it rlly cracked me up how he called inie 이놈아 #and the english subs completely skipped it but the korean ones wrote it as i.n.-ah #thats not what he said u cant gaslight me div1

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leavingautumn13 · 1 year

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fo4 wip sketchdump

[text in panel 5 is from the "chair model" episode of the office]

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losthavenmine · 10 months

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Les Misérables (2013)

#I had to gif this it cracks me up so much #"Ah yes my features are memorably hideous I was hoping you hadn't noticed.”#🤣#les miserables #russell crowe #hugh jackman #filmedit #filmgifs #movieedit #moviegifs #fyeahmovies #perioddramaedit #perioddramasource #cinemapix #cinematv #userfilm #musicaledit #musicalgifs

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that-one-weird-cloud0 · 6 months

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Danny, bored of saying “I’m going ghost”:

Danny: gonna kill myself :/ *goes ghost*

Batfam: 0-o

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jazzy-a · 7 months

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Think about Destiny being the literal know-it-all older brother of the Endless family.

He is the ULTIMATE "I told you so"-er, and I imagine it pisses his siblings off lol.

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Dream: Calliope and I are finished!

Destiny: Oh no, who could have seen THAT coming???

Dream: (-`_´-)... Sarcasm doesn't suit you, brother.

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Death: Did you hear that Lucifer tried to ENSLAVE Dream!?

Destiny, casually flipping pages: Mmm-hm.

Death: (¬`^´¬)

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Delirium: And then there were little fish swimming everywhere without their arms! But the fire got too hot, and the bones didn't like it, so they left. With the bubbles! Dark bubbles...

Endless siblings, watching Destiny:

(_/° _ °\_)

Destiny: I already knew about the volcano in Thailand.

Everyone: \_(O` [v = v] ´O) _/ A#!&ST&#$!DSJJ!! *screaming and throwing furniture*

#the sandman #endless siblings #destiny of the endless #i just imagine them all trying to surprise him #and then they just get so pissed bc he always already knows #all of them going absolutely feral #ah family #dream of the endless #death of the endless #desire of the endless #despair of the endless #delirium of the endless #destruction of the endless #I forgot I had this in my drafts lol so enjoy more crack destiny lol

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blackkatdraws · 9 months

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Breaking each other apart is how we show our love

#okay so #if you've been keeping up with Black's lore then good for you #but for those that haven't let me briefly explain #my Narrator (Black) has golden innards and he gets embarrassed whenever somebody sees him cracked or shattered #(think of Houseki no Kuni/Land of the Lustrous since it's the closest example i can think of at the moment)#Stanley and Black are definitely a bit unhindged but the funny thing is that #they both act so normal about doing it that they don't veen notice anymore #Stanley likes to break things #Black also likes to break things #and they also like being broken too!#so what happens is that they end up just absolutely mauling each other LMAO #ah how romantic #they like it don't worry #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp #tspud #narrator tsp #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #stanley tsp #stannarator #stannarrator #stanarrator #stanley x narrator #narrator x stanley #mine 💗#the stan parable

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narciesuss · 10 months

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What is the kassie Show

A collection of my shenanigans 💝

So I’m Kassie 🤓 the main character! I am 28 years old and my blog is only for 21 and up.

My pronouns are whatever you’d like. I love being a girly girl but I’ve been told I have big dick energy 🤭

I’m polyamorous and bisexual 💖

I’m a triple Gemini 😉

I love to talk but I’m not here to sext with you. So don’t be disrespectful or inappropriate with me or I’ll have to block you.

My page will have:

Drugs and alcohol and trippy colorful shit 🌈

Sexual content

Witchy shit and the Moon 🌕💖

Beautiful women

Pink and girly things

Cars

Food

Cottage core and nature and flowers

And most recently, alien vibes 💚👽

What I’m currently listening to:

Have fun! Be kind 💖

Please navigate The Kassie Show through the hashtags below 👇🧿

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westwing19 · 1 month

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META KNIGHT. Take his hug or else.

Hug received...!!

#ask #kirby #meta knight #ah yes time for another crack hc #that if Kirby wears the master crown all he gets is ✨hands✨#and what are hands for but hugging? XD #meart

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crown-ov-horns · 5 months

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Unless you're her.

Then you can pet him.

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revumajiosu · 4 months

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Yeah I've never heard him make sounds like that either

#rtvs #radio tv solutions #log #logmore #logblaster #brbavrai #“AH! AHHHGH! AAHHGHH!!” cracks me up every time bro #that aint my comment i was just inspired by it #video

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hannibard · 6 months

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Jaskier in geraskier pwp fics be like:

#ah yes the famous witcher stamina #twn #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #text #reddit #meme #crack #shitpost #the witcher netflix #julian alfred pankratz #dandelion #gerlion #the witcher

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useful-boy · 6 months

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This was what my early teens looked like

The fact that this search autofilled for me after all this time really makes me feel some type of way

#tearing up right now #i was in like 7th grade at the height of all the kingdom hearts on crack/crack videos in general #ah... my youth #we were cringe but we were free #kingdom hearts #soriku #also yes. it is a music video made up of kingdom hearts clips set to girlfriend by avril lavigne

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sergle · 3 months

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i had someone tell me chiro wasnt real and wasn't doing anything for me in the same breath they told me to try cbd oil 🫢

SCREAAMMMMM I wouldn't be surprised if someone told me to just go align my chakras instead. also god I love being told by other people that it isn't Doing Anything to me. like DAMN THAT'S CRAZY... Ig when I've fucked my neck so badly that I can't turn my head to the right, and I'm able to finally get range of motion back again only after getting a chiro adjustment, that must be like a sugar pill thing or something. Or when I have a tension migraine that won't go away for days and days but dissipates after an adjustment. Or when being bedridden with back pain was a common occurrence before I started going to a chiro regularly and now I can go on walks and hikes without my lower back seizing up. Or how my carpal tunnel improved when she started loosening up my wrists. But I guess it doesn't "do anything". I must be fully imagining it. It must just be some woo-woo mind shit. I should probably just smoke some weed and that will physically heal my entire body. I should probably just drive to oklahoma city and pay some extra for a PT to tell me to do some of the exact same stretches my chiro advises me to do, and advise some of the exact same habit changes my chiro has mentioned, and to perform some of the exact same adjustments, but call them "manual therapy" instead. Oh, PTs don't do "adjustments", they simply put their hands on you and manipulate your muscles/joints to alleviate pain, loosen you up, and feel for small misalignments. Which is fucking exactly what a chiropractor does.

#able bodied people love to say that chiropractors aren't Real as if it isn't the most physically straightforward thing in the world #and is sometimes the only thing separating someone (ME) from whether or not they can even walk.#sergle.txt #''go to the Actual Doctor instead'' thanks I love muscle relaxers. that'll fix me. I'll go get addicted to pills instead #except I won't because the last doctor I went to told me I should try Praying.#I wanna wait for someone who's been sitting for awhile to stand up and stretch out their arms/neck and go AH AH!!! don't do that!#that's not real! get a prescription for pain meds instead. 'but stretching my back and cracking my neck removes the stiffness' well.#it's Not Real. sorry #sergle answers

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mitochondria-larson · 3 months

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Do you understand my vision?

#BATIM PHASE IS COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD Y'ALL #ah yes. my fav gay crack head man who constantly comes back from the dead #btw I love how this thing turned out #batdr #batim #sammy lawrence #shitpost #sketch #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #bendy the cage #mithorism

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