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Bullet vibrator with a note that says "we will never fucking speak of this". Left wrapped in room anonymously like a coward. Appropriate gift for a younger sibling? Advice
#Cause on one hand I never ever ever ever ever want to know#Or talk#Ever#But also#Teenagers experiment with weird shit#And I want them safe happy and healthy#And like#Teen ME would have been mortified but grateful#So what do#They will recognize my writing#Not for work#Adult stuff
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i can't stress enough how much money you can save once you live in your own place by learning simple repair and DIY. since I live in the city, it's probably more common for me to encounter people who are actually fearful of picking up a drill and mounting something on their wall. however, it's so damn easy to do the absolute basics of home maintenance and DIY/hardware installation/just gotta mount something on the wall/whatever. do not think you can keep sticking things to the wall with blu-tack or tape, that shit does NOT last and you will ruin your walls with it
There's a MOUNTAIN of youtube videos that will literally save your life out there. Literally just search "this old house" and the subject you need, and you'll find the information you need. Does the video use words you don't understand? Google that and I guarantee you'll get videos that explain it. in detail. by very nice people.
even if you end up renting your whole life, you will eventually run into the need of fixing your toilet, replacing a light switch, mounting a TV on the wall, etc.
I don't want to turn this into a "home maintenance megapost" because it's hard to decide where to start and where to end. However, I have a few general tips and advice for you:
Safety first
should go without saying, but your most important tools are safety goggles, work gloves, ear plugs for loud things, and any other protective equipment that saves your eyes, fingers, etc. Even if a job is quick and simple, you have no idea when you might slip up and fling something into your eye, so just be safe every time and wear your gear.
Electrical stuff is not as scary as it looks
This is usually the most mortifying ordeal I hear from people. They're terrified of replacing a light switch. However, it's 100% foolproof to prevent yourself from being electrocuted. Apartments and houses have breaker boxes that completely shut off electricity to a circuit. All you have to do is turn on the switch/something in the outlet you want to mess with, switch off the circuit at the breaker, confirm the thing you need to repair/modify no longer functions because electricity is not flowing to it (the circuit breaker will have shut off the flow of electricity), then start your repair. Do not flip that circuit breaker back on until the job is done. That's it. Now, the details of the job are a whole other story, but wiring an outlet or a switch or a lamp is pretty darn simple. Again, youtube has endless tutorials.
You will be sloppy when you get started, just take your time
if you don't do this stuff for a living, it takes years of infrequent practice to finally get good at it. have drilled through interior walls to the other side a few times before I learned my lesson. the old adage "measure twice, cut once" is true. do it three times if you need to. and if you botch your wall drilling into it (you will botch your wall at some point) it's so easy to spot fix things like that. on the other hand, fragile stuff like plumbing need a gentle touch (i.e. some stuff you should only hand-tighten, because over-tightening can cause leaks). so it's best to take your time, check and re-check your work, and don't do something until you're confident you can do it. watch tutorials or ask a friend to help!
Use the right tool for the job
Good tools are pricey, but last way way longer and will not break on you in the middle of a job. Furthermore, it's a bad idea to force the use of a certain tool that doesn't do the job right. For example, you're trying to take something apart and you don't have the right type of screwdriver, but if you just, kinda like, wedge the bit in there... stop. Don't do it. You might end up stripping the screw, then you have two problems. Don't ever force something that's not the right fit. If it's not an emergency, it's better to wait till you have the right tool to fix it than to cut corners. Lastly, tools wear out, specifically tools that cut and drill, so you do actually need to replace those periodically
Stud finders don't work
except for that joke where you point it at yourself and it beeps and you say "yep, found a stud". that's the only time they work. If you need to find a stud, you might be lucky enough to be able to use a magnet to find the nails, but most of the time you're going to have to measure the distance from a corner (studs should be placed at a standard distance apart... however that has changed based on how old your house is). tbh this is a nitty gritty topic, and again, google some tutorial videos to help, but i just wanted to say don't waste your money on those studfinders
The type of material you're working with changes the tools you work with
There are specific tools and materials made to be used with other specific tools and materials. For example, with drills, you're going to run into different terms like "hammer drill" and "impact drill" or just a plain old "drill". Materials like concrete and brick need specific drill bits and high-powered drills like hammer drills in order to drill into them. However, a hammer drill will damage drywall and wood. Find out what your apartment or house is made of, and then figure out what tools you need to work with it.
I know this is kind of a scattershot post, and I will admit I'm definitely not an expert, but feel free to shoot me an ask about any of this and I'll try to answer
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SOME HEART-"BUFF GUY"-STORY 02
Some "buff guy/heart" - thingie. A quick, little something. What's included? A buff hunk training. What more could you want? 😉
The stud was training all night long, flexing and lifting, groaning and yelling in the gym. Muscles tightened and got bigger with each rep. At the end, his pecs and arms were filled with blood. Pumped to the limit. Right now, he felt like the biggest guy in the world. His third leg agreed.
He looked on in awe and pride as he flexed his arm. A mountain of hard, dense muscle formed. With his other hand, he traced the thick rivers he called "veins". So hot. His dick grew at the thought of getting even bigger.
Next, he started to grope his pecs. Big, round, rock-hard. Flexing them under his hands made his third leg slap against his abs. So much meat. So many striations.
Throb, throb, throb.
His third leg twitched up and down, but he tried to ignore it. Fuck, his legs could be tree trunks. Beef exploding out of every sinew. Quads looking massive. And the calves bulged out like two big hearts.
His heart was running a mile when he grabbed his dick and stroked it.
THUD-THUD-THUD!
Veins throbbed on every corner and the hard mass under his fingers made him even harder.
THUD-THUD-THUD!
Pecs bunch up, arms flex hard, abs tighten. When he stared into the mirrors, his heart skipped a beat. Here was a guy that could pull chicks AND hunks. More veins ran down his sweaty body.
THUD-THUD-THUD!
He grabbed his left nipple, fiddled with it. His pulse went into overdrive. Slamming like a boxer against his ribs. His fingers spread over the thick left pec, trying to catch each beat.
He couldn't hold back.
"BIGGER!", he thought.
He erupted.
And as the stud blew his load, his muscles grew bigger and harder and hotter.
Hair crept over his pecs and abs.
Even his heart became more muscular.
#cardiophile#original writing#short story#cardiophilia#heartbeat#bodybuilder#muscles#18+/21+#adult stuff#heart
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*By "questioning" I refer to you thinking if you might be on acespec, not some other lgbtq identity
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https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/virginia/virginia-porn-age-verification-law-vpn/65-6838b2b8-ae80-49e2-aa86-b48a7d11fd7b
Hey, what the fuck Virginia
This isn't super new, but did yall know that in Virginia, you are required to give porn sites your GOVERNMENT IDENTIFICATION CARD in order to access their content?!?!?
This is so fucking concerning for so many reasons. I get not wanting kids to have unfettered access to pornography, but I shouldn't be required to give up any information about myself if I'm accessing free content. I don't want to give these people my identification. I don't know what they are going to do with it. We've seen leaks happen of people's payment information, what makes you think this won't happen with people fucking drivers licenses. This feels like a weapon, a potential bomb dropped to try to pull people's names to call them degenerates for accessing porn
It just feels like an absolute invasion of people's privacy
If you have a simple "I am of legal age to consent" button before allowing people to access pornographic content, that should be enough. Inform people that they are about to look at sex and make sure that's what they want to do, and then it's on them if they are underage or whatever. You shouldn't be requiring by LAW that people send in their government identification just to jerk off
And yes, I do get that you can get around this by using a VPN, but the issue is that I shouldn't be required to do that
#us politics#adult stuff#idk how to tag this without the post getting taken down immediately#while also informing people of this absolutely dogshit law
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yea nonconsensually sexualizing or fetishizing someone is bad. but also there are people out there who fetishize their own marginalization. they and their sex partner(s) should be allowed to have whatever consensual sex they want. like. you don't have to like it. you can hate the idea of it with every fiber of your being.
but other people engaging in consensual sex are not the problem. you are not involved in other people's sex life. the actual problem here is that some people are marginalized to the point intense attraction to them is deemed unnatural and "other."
#ifairy#mdni#minors dni#sex negativity#sex positivity#sex positive#kinkblr#bdsmblr#nsftblr#adult stuff
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I'm out of the dentist :') I'm so proud of myself. I'm going to cry but not because it went badly but because the people working there were SO SWEET I can't even fathom it. I am so freaking relieved. I've been going to tons of different dentists since I was 5 cause I've had a lot of issues and I've never been somewhere where the doctors and nurses where not just plainly rude to me ( yes, even at a kids specialized dentist at 5). I am so grateful for these humans
#dentist#dentist fear#health#physical health#anxiety#growing up#adulting#adult things#adult stuff#proud#achievement
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Did a phone interview today (legit on the phone for a half n hour back to back) my first time doin this😭 I hate being on the phone n I was so nervous it was prob unprofessional smhh. I hope to continue the process in better spirits ..for now weekend time ♡
#my friday#praise me#i did good#proud#girl things#confession#follow#dollie#dollcore#girlblog ♡#girlhood#girl code#coquettecore#kawaiicore#pinkcore#social anxiety#jobs#adult stuff#i wanna regress#weekend time
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Feeling cruddy rn y'all. Had to skip out on a night market event (first market this year I've had to cancel) because my house is currently infested with ants and I just found out my poor kitty baby has fleas. So I'm getting a lift up to PetSmart in about an hour and a half to go get flea treatment shampoo, combs, a flea collar, and lots of treats. Poor baby is wanting pets and to snuggle in the bedroom and we just can't let him until this problem is dealt with. This year's been awful for bugs in general, don't believe the bullshit about Canada "always being cold" because where I live it's basically Florida in the summertime, I'm talking 35-40 degree (Celsius) heat with 80% humidity. So far this year (in the new apartment we moved into) we've had to deal with flies, june bugs, spiders, pill bugs, beetles, moths, and now fleas. I feel like the majority of them are coming up from the basement below, it's not an occupied space, just dirt and concrete, but there are vents in on the main floor connected to the basement and I'm willing to bet that's where a lot of the critters are getting in from, especially the ants.
I'm feeling really bad for my coworker and pal who's now having to run the table by himself, but the last thing I need is to be sitting in the sun talking to people for 7 hours when I have 122315832908 other things to be dealing with that are far more pressing. I don't have anything new to present so at best I'd be selling a couple stickers. The weather called for rain and thunder yesterday and it didn't happen. They called for rain today and it didn't happen. At this point you can't trust a single thing our weather report says, just assume it's gonna be hot and humid always u.u So glad Kisu'lk felt that this particular body in this particular point of human history was the perfect place for my spirit to go /s
I'm having to do all of this, btw, with no debit card because I'm waiting on a replacement one to come in the mail after my last one expired. Thankfully my partner's been lending me his but man, it's really inconvenient and it's taking fucking forever for it to come in. I gotta switch to the branch in town because I can't keep dealing with doing everything from my hometown bank in a whole ass other province LOL
Wish me luck y'all （；´д｀）ゞ
#self post#genericpuff#generic puff#adult stuff#cashless society is a scam#don't fall for it#cash is king
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#art#photografy#swedish#beautiful woman#selfie#girls#swedish girl#girl#selfpic#hot boody#hot girsl#god damn#sexy tease#sexy pose#tease pic#hot as fuck#woman body#adult stuff#eighteen plus#sexy titts#girl on fire#photooftheday#pictureoftheday#my pics#my photos#hot#body
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Emilie downstairs listening to Gabriel, Nathalie and Tomoe planning a murder of two children:
#I can only imagine the convo#These two kids are getting away from us three adults#They are all waiting for Adrien to leave so they can get down to business#You know what I mean#Adult stuff#Purple stuff#miraculous ladybug#ml destruction#Ml meme#Ml video#emilie agreste#Gabriel Agreste#nathalie sancoeur#tomoe tsurugi
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we're in the market for a Nice coffee table for our apartment and we're looking at cool modern shit and weird things and then my wife falls in love with tables that just look like big rocks like
are we the flintstones??? yabba dabba doo hand me my pterodactyl telephone
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At a point in life where Grocery shopping excites me!
#adulting#adult stuff#hot stuff#desi girl#girlblog#girlblogger#girlblogging#gurl#desi tumblr#coquette#it girl#shopping#current mood
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Important Adult List
Here's a list of everything I'm doing in the next month to get my shit together in terms of being an organized adult.
Finding all of my electricity bills and putting them in my file folder
Finding ANY tax documents and putting them in the correct file folder
Organizing all of my bank stuff
Finding every account associated with my emails and changing the passwords + deleting unnecessary accounts
Completing taxes and then setting up a system for all of my future taxes including a section SPECIFICALLY for tax write off receipts
Write down a list of accounts I need for the year (roth ira, savings, etc)
Find all important documents and make copies / file them accordingly
Create goal plan for vacation in june & organize expenses accordingly
Plan travel dancing and include expenses
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i promise you, if you have any strong reservations about sexuality in fiction, fantasy, or relationships, you do not like me <3 and that's okay. i don't need you to like me. i also don't need to make anyone comfortable by suppressing my feelings. i can just exist. i can just be me.
#if anyone reblogs this as diskhorse i am going to [redacted]#julian rants#sexuality#sex positive#kink positive#sex positivity#kink positivity#kinkblr#positivity#minors dni#mdni#adult stuff
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