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ghostbsuter · 8 months

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Sometimes.

Just sometimes.

Bruce, tired father of too many children, wished for a small break.

Just a tiny one.

He pinched his nose, cowl covering his head and expression and glared.

"I can't believe you snitched on me!" Billy batson, freshly revealed teen and sitting on his usual spot during meetings, hisses.

"If I have to get parented, so do you!" Danny fenton, also freshly revealed teenager, glared right back.

"Boys." Both their attention snapped to wonder woman, still tense and warry.

"Do you two have adult supervision, at least." Batman asks, feeling slightly more drained than before, he can feel Nightwing's stare at the back of his head, coming closer.

"Do the voices count?" Danny asks, to which Billy nodded. "Yeah, do they? Zeus has strong opinions, and many kids. He probably can parent, somewhat."

They shrugged both, like they hadn't just opened another whole can of questions.

"Wait!" Danny snapped his fingers, "what about clocky? He sends us on time missions, has his own lair, and lets us hang around. That counts? Right?"

The other teen nods in agreement.

(Knowing both are black haired and blue-eyed teens, he already knows Dick will never let him live this down. Deceived by children, for YEARS.)

(So much for being the greatest detective.)

(The text he sent to Alfred is between him and his butler dad.)

"Or—"

In the end, the two agreed reluctantly to stay around for a while. The Kents, the Allens, Diana, and the Waynes have opened up their homes to house them permanently.

Much their amusement, they declared, that to make no one jealous, they'd switch homes every other week or so.

That alone smelled like chaos.

Whatever, it was Diana's first week.

(And if the house of mysteries appeared in front of them sometimes, that's also between them and a very suffering John constantine.)

.・゜-: ✧ :-

A continuation

#identity reveal #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #billy batson #billy and danny are gonna love tim “i created a whole ass uncle to avoid gettinf adopted” drake #diana is both amused and raising a brow #wdym zeus is in ur head child #yes twitch chat style baby #billy and danny are brothers in crime and losers in costumes #/affectionate #i love them pleSe #wait till the adults find out about billys very much walking and talking TIGER bestie #or a body shiftin ghost dog #tawky tawny and cujo will make everyone 1000% funnier

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zukkaart · 1 month

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Toph: Zuko, don’t pretend you’re not the type of guy to keep a list of all the people you’ve slept with

Zuko: you’re right, it’s called a marriage license

Sokka and Zuko: *high five*

#they’re nerds #just nerds in love #and don’t @ me #zuko is a loser nerd #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #sokka avatar the last airbender #zuko #zukka nation #zuko x sokka #zukka #zukka au #adult zukka #incorrect zukka #zukka incorrect quotes

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windelboy-berlin · 3 months

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Noch läuft die Abstimmung, aber da die Windel in der Nacht mittlerweile notwendig ist, ist es wenig überraschend das sie morgens so aussieht. Diesmal gab es noch eine zusätzliche Einlage, damit mir beim liegen bewusst wird das ich wie ein Baby zu schlafen habe. Durch das breite Kissen zwischen den Beinen musste ich mit gespreizten Beinen schlafen und der Body hat alles so ran gedrückt das ich jede Sekunde die dicke Windel wahrgenommen habe. Durch die dicke Windel mit Einlage spürt man aber selbst bei Berührung nicht mehr das "männliche", das ist dann schon etwas beschämend.

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bolly--quinn · 6 months

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being a girl dad means that you have the privilege of knowing at least (1) beautiful woman who hates you

#rick and morty #rick and morty fanart #rick and morty season 7 #how poopy got his poop back #rick sanchez #beth smith #space beth #birdperson #birddaughter #morty smith #amramart #adult swim #the ep was ok but all i think about is how both of these losers have beautiful daughters good for them #also i am learning how to draw more on model now so mwahaha

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punkeropercyjackson · 2 months

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'End cringe culture!!!'You guys can't even handle adults who love kids cartoons because they have lgbt representation

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dommejasmines-blog · 25 days

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Who wants me ? 😈

#beta boi #beta faggot #beta sissy #beta slave #beta sub #faggot humiliation #faggot sissy #humiliation sissy #loser humiliation #panty sissy #feminine sissy #sissy caged #submisive sissy #adult human female #humiliation kink #humiliated sissy

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milfclarke · 1 month

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Wanna see Me topless??

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genericpuff · 3 months

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vent post

#and before anyone who hates my shit says “yeah because you ARE a loser way to have self awareness for once”#i promise you this would be me with or without the LO fandom LMAO #anxiety is a hell of a thing #and as much as i internally guilt myself into thinking it would be better if i just shut up and hid away forever #i also know that's the trauma speaking because the adults around me always told me to shut up #and even as an adult i still encounter people who talk over me and make me feel like i'm not allowed to be outspoken #but the pen is mightier than the sword and all those years i've spent being spoken over i've been honing my penmanship #i have fun talking about the things i talk about and i don't have any less right than anyone else to do it #i am cringe and i am free #self post #vent post #altho on another note i do wanna make time this week to go find new series to read #too many of my favorites have turned to shit and it's taken its toll #i KNOW there are better comics out there that are genuinely well made #i already have a few that i'm reading that i love but i need to balance out the good with the bad more lol #i just need to take the time to go find good stuff instead of pouring so much of my attention into the bullshit that doesn't deserve my tim #i think both things can be true #i can have a lot of fun dissecting and writing about series i don't like #while also nourishing myself with good works that restore my faith in this medium #“perfectly balanced as all things should be”

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queen-monika · 3 months

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Get on your knees

#beta slave #beta sub #cash domme #faggot humiliation #finslave #humilated sissy #humiliation sissy #loser humiliation #pathetic loser #pay me for my time #small dick humiliation #humiliation slave #findom humiliation #adult human female #financial dominance #beta sissy #small dick loser

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olympiansally · 1 year

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I think a very important distinction to be made between Spy x Family and Buddy Daddies (that can also hopefully stop ppl from comparing them in bad faith) is that Kazuki and Rei are supposed to be messy and somewhat incompetent. They have very specific skills but they are mostly just fuck it we balling all situations all the time. Kazuki’s plans are stablished to constantly fall apart and Rei is shown to be impulsive and willing to jump straight into the danger when the plans fail. They are not supposed to be as competent as Loid and Yor - not at their jobs and not at raising a kid. They go about it in fundamentally different ways in both shows and if you go in expecting them to be carbon copies of each other you will be disappointed and for stupidly unfair reasons too

To put it simply - they are different shows and their character dynamics are fundamentally different

#honestly just got a bit tired of the comparison being done in bad faith #there’s a lot of fun to be had with comparing them and drawing parallels but like #let’s be reasonable about it #Kazuki and Rei are SUPPOSED to be hella incompentent parents #they’re supposed to be messy young adults that don’t have anything figured out yet #it’s the fun in them even #and I might go into it in more detail at some point but for now that’s that #anyway #kazuki and rei are SUPPOSED to be cringe fail loser guys that’s the point of them #suwa rei #kurusu kazuki #buddy daddies

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omgtotalloser · 29 days

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