Ozai: We engineered a psychopath to kill you
Sokka: Totally married him
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(based on this post) THIS is what made katara realize there’s two of them...
also, wow!! this is my first zukka comic in TWO YEARS... i missed the silliness
[ID: This is a four panel comic of Sokka and Zuko talking while riding Appa in a simplistically drawn sky. In the first panel, Sokka smugly rambles and gestures with his hands while Zuko listens attentively in the back: “I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so!” Then, the panel zooms in on his face, smiling and clenching his fists against a fiery background: “The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage”. In the third panel, Zuko surprises him and leaves him dumbfounded, saying this with a little grin of his own: “Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage”. Finally, they’re both smiling when Sokka turns to look at him, with a flash effect in the background. End ID]
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Katara: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Aang: Of course I would! And if you were a worm, then I'd be a worm too. We would live in the dirt and make the flowers grow and get worm married and have worm kids.
Sokka: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Zuko: Sokka, what in Agni’s name are you talking about?
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sokka keeps trying to hold zuko’s hand but zuko keeps dodging because toph told him that sokka wants to steal his watch
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Toph: So, you two are finally fucking, right?
Sokka: *chokes*
Zuko: Is this what having friends is like? Because I think I hate it.
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Zuko: Sokka, you sneeze like a girl.
Sokka: How about I pound you like a boy?
Sokka, eyes-wide: That did NOT come out right.
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I traumatised my friend with this but imagine
Sokka: You literally have zero rizz. Negative rizz.
Zuko, leaning over the counter: Are you my honour? Because you’re what I’ve been searching for
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Suki: What are you in zuko supposed to be exactly?
Sokka: Oh we're boyfriends pretty funny, right?
Suki: What?- no- you can't cosplay boyfriends- when did this even happen-
Sokka: dun kno he asked me like a month ago - but we gotta prepare right- what is there something on my face?
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ATLA Twitterverse AU Part 13: omg new meme format just dropped
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Sokka: she ding on my dong
Suki: *dabs*
Zuko: jail. Prison. Boiling Rock even
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Mai: Zuko asked me to pretend to be his girlfriend because his father is homophobic but he ended up hating me so much that he was relieved when he found out Zuko was actually gay
Ty Lee: task failed successfully
Sokka: congrats on being so awful a girlfriend that you destroyed homophobia
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Sokka: I love you
Zuko: You love the idea of me.
Sokka: Definitely not. You're a really BAD idea
Sokka: Just like 99% of your life choices
Zuko: … Listen here you little shit-
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toph: so you know about your crush on zuko?
sokka: i don’t have a “crush on zuko”
katara: oh right, you just want to date him and marry him and live with him forever
sokka: it’s called admiration and respect
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Sokka: I'll fuck you so good you'll be seeing colors.
Zuko: You'll - what? Sokka, I can already see colors. Can you not see colors?
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Toph: how dumb do they think we are?
Sokka: sometimes zuko leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list
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