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splashofspotchka · 1 year
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Timeout
Pairing: Wrecker/(GN) Reader
Genre: Fluff
Words: 646
Warnings: None
Summary: You buy a water gun. Your first target is none else than the gentle giant himself.
You crouched behind the crates that were piled high beside the Marauder. In your hands, you gripped a tiny plastic, water pistol. The material was cheap and slightly flimsy, but it was the only one that you could afford right now. Besides, it only needed to work a few times. You wanted to test out the new toy. You just needed a target.
A grunt sounded from nearby. You watched as Wrecker moved from the door of the ship to load even more boxes into the cargo hold.
Bingo.
After he had finished, he turned his attention to some nearby crates. “Ah! Time for a break!” He took a seat and leaned back against their hard, metallic sides. His arms came up to rest behind his head.
You sat, crouched in your hiding place until you saw him relax. After a few moments, you aimed the water pistol at his head. You stared. Your finger hesitated on the trigger.
His eyes were closed peacefully, and his chest softly rose and fell. A soft smile crept on your lips, but you couldn’t resist. Your finger pressed the trigger of the water pistol, which sent a long string of water right onto Wrecker’s face.
“Wha-what?” He moved, quickly sitting upright. One hand came up to wipe his face, and the giant clone scrambled to his feet. “Wh-who did that? Come out!” You sent another squirt of water at him, and this time, his head snapped over in your direction. You saw his eyes narrow.
You let out a quiet yelp and crouched behind the crates again. You tried to even your breathing while you clutched the pistol close to your chest. You heard Wrecker’s heavy footsteps getting closer. Your breath quickened and your heart started to race. All of a sudden, the footsteps came to a halt.
You only had one more chance. You stood quickly and whirled around to face Wrecker. “AAAHHHH!” You let out a battle cry, then squirted him a few more times on his face.
Wrecker held his hands up to shield his face from getting any wetter than it already was. “That’s it,” He yelled, letting out a few laughs. “I’m gonna getcha now!”
He started running towards you, but you had already started moving your feet even faster. He grabbed at the air, missing you by just a few inches. You yelped as you dodged his attack, then quickly changed directions. “You’re in for it now!” He exclaimed.
You laughed loudly as you avoided his attempts to grab you. That is until you finally felt his giant hand grab around your waist. “Wait! Wait! Timeout!”
“No, no timeouts.” Wrecker gruffly replied. He threw you over his shoulder and headed over to the entrance of The Marauder.
“Wh-where are you taking me?” You exclaimed as you tried to wriggle out of his grip. His hands held you firmly in place, however. There was no escape.
Wrecker didn’t answer as he continued into the ship. He finally reached his cot and threw you down on top of it. Gently enough, of course. He would never hurt you. Your back gently hit the thin mattress.
You could only stare in shock, unable to move your limbs. Before you could react, he turned and grabbed a nearby box. You held up your hands in defense. “No! Not your stinky clothes!” You whined.
The giant clone threw his head back with a laugh and dumped all of his clothes on top of you. “Ha, ha! That’ll teach you to mess with me!” He said heartily as he finished emptying the hamper on top of you.
When you finally escaped your fabric prison, you were met with the water pistol pointed at your face.
“Uhhh,, hey Big Guy…..” You stammered. “C-can we talk this out?”
Silently, he shook his head, then squirted the water gun into your face.
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daintylovers · 2 years
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my darling!!! can u write something for mike where he gets to a party and reader is doing karaoke to some 80s rock complete with air electric guitar solos and he's just totally enamored but her <3 your brain is literally huge when it come to mike btw, i adore your writing
AAAHHHH LOVE THE NAME DARLING💋💋
- alright, so we all know the drill
- mike is just totally and completely excited to be at a fun and fresh high school party, just teeming with everyone he has ever been friends with cause he is just so popular
- he’s in the corner, sulking into his drink
- not too concerned with the commotion coming from the other side of the room
- until dustin comes and rips him away from the wall, briefly stopping to debrief with mike
- his words were “holy shit mike you’ll never guess who is doing karaoke to eyes without a face”
- (which happens to be one of mikes favorite songs, i will not take any criticism)
- the boy swears his heart starts to race at the tempo of the song
- and sure enough, there you are, fucking singing your heart out alongside billy idol
- well not actually, he wasn’t there but the rest is all factual
- it’s the cherry on top for him when he sees you start to do a little air guitar solo
- and because we all know mike has a slight crush on eddie, he literally can’t breath when eddie jumps of the couch and puts his back to yours. thus making a guitar duo (if you will)
- after your performance you were quite thirsty
- being a fake rock star can really be draining, so you found yourself headed over to the punch bowl
- and of course mike is there too, offering you a cup and telling you how awesome you were
- in his defense he needs to take at least two shots after to get the courage to talk to you
- but after thanking him you guys started talking for real, and it was so easy and natural???
- mike almost felt like an idiot for drinking when he didn’t need to
- he ended up stealing your attention for the rest of the night and walking you home
- what he doesn’t remember the next morning is how he actually didn’t walk you home
- he figured that out when he felt your arms tighten around his waist. you head buried into his chest as soft snores escaped your chapped lips.
- turns out you had persuaded the slightly intoxicated male to let you stay in his basement because your parents would have killed you if you had come home smelling of alcohol and a little of eddie’s weed
- plus you had already told them you were staying with a friend that night so, they weren’t expecting you at all
- mike felt bad for leaving you in his basement all alone so he offered to set up camp with you
- originally you guys had a pillow separating you guys
- but mike moves a lot in his sleep
- and you were missing your teddy bear
- so you both woke up holding each other :)
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naturalbrutality · 1 year
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Ochako isn't sure if the sudden proclamation from Bakugō means that she is allowed to also express her appreciation for his... ahem, looks, but she decides to go for it anyway. Apparently it was no secret that she used to idolise Midoriya, but since growing into herself more, she since looked outwardly also.
"You're good-looking too!" she suddenly announces, pointing straight at him. Not the best way to compliment someone, but she can't take it back now. Only thing she can think of now is the harsher lines of his face, the impending glow of his eyes, the hard abs under her hands from when she fell...
Now all she wants to do is scurry away, but she holds her ground with a completely red face and an embarrassed, "eep!" escaping her. / ochako!
“H-“ AAAHHHH!?!?
His throat would hitch to the pink tinted finger pad pointed directly at his face, Ochako’s small frame seemingly adjusting to hold herself up after said declaration. Before he could even retort Bakugou would flinch somewhat as the brunette’s current position gave way to some … new found anatomical …reactions. It wasn’t like the boy had girls falling on him left and right much less even touching him. Usually any females reaction to his resting bitch face was that of retreat. And yet here he was. In close enough proximity to see every detail, her nose as it crinkled behind an embarrassed squeak, her brunette locks slightly tussled from their impact, even her soft scent.
Carmine spires would narrow, the predicament at hand being their….indecent position and it had to be handled before anything else. Perhaps Ochako hadn’t realized it yet but Bakugou, too aware of his own body had instinctively/ gently gripped his classmates hips. An upward pulling motion allowed him to properly sit up while dragging the softer students lower half to sit over his pelvic bone (just below his abs) instead. It was a smooth and swift motion yet now he remained literally face to face with the girl he quite frankly ‘poked’.
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What the hell was he to say after both hero’s in training literally confessed they found eachother aesthetically pleasing, much less confirming it with -…well.. ehem. Regardless Bakugou would meet those deep brown hues staring right back at him, the ever creeping shade of crimson equally shared over his own visage as he stayed completely still.
Never in his life had he been speechless until now.
All he could really utter to try to play off the situation was
“I .. uh… th-thanks?” smooth Bakugou.
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thefunniestguy · 2 years
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Any thoughts on the hall of egress :] ? /nf
OMY YEAH OK OK WHERE DO I START ,,,,,,,,,, (also throwing this real quick in case i forget , THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS IN ILY /GEN /P)
so !!! i had watched a video on it , since it's such a great episode , and even now i think i understand it , but there's so much i feel like i don't get fully ! but , the guy put it as (something along the lines of) "the episode where finn grew up" and i think that puts it WONDERFULLY!!! before I rant about the more in-depth (i guess?) stuff , i've got to say that MAN this episode makes me so emotional. even thinking about it makes me tear up and i dunno exactly why ???? i've just got a weirdly strong emotional connection to it SJNFOSNF,,, also it's just very pretty in general . that bit at the end , the one where "something's different" is probably the prettiest methinks !!! it somehow captures a lot of emotions and beauty and aaahhhh,,,, ANYWAY !!
first of all , in my opinion, i think this may be one of the scariest adventure time episodes? maybe not scary as in visually or whatever, but just thinking about it kind of scares ya. putting yourself in finn's shoes and whatnot is absolutely terrifying !! like MAN imagine !!!! you get stuck in a practically never-ending loop, waiting months at a time, scared to open your eyes because you'll just be back where you started. waiting until "something's different" is so vague !! how do you know when something's different? what if you're wrong??
bringing back the "episode where finn grows up" thing, i do believe that was intentional. bringing up the dungeon train was also intentional , which is a bit more obvious ! the dungeon train featured a young , more immature finn . before he "grew up" ! this episode has a more "mature" finn. a finn who can learn, and has learned, to rely a bit less on others. i'm not sure how much this episode is "finn growing up", but it feels kinda like "showing how finn has grown up." he thinks, he tries to figure things out, and eventually has no choice but to rely on himself ! it also , i think , showed finn's determination !! the "no more egress" line enforces that methinks , showing us finn's determination to never run from a problem. there's no escaping it , so he's facing it head-on. in general , it really shows you so much about finn's character that you may not have gotten to see / realized up until this point . it's an episode where you may realize "oh man. this isn't exactly the *same* 12 year old boy we started off with."
OH MY GOD ALSO , THIS ISN'T MY ORIGINAL THOUGHT BUT IT'S SOMEHTING I READ AND NEARLY LOST MY MIND WHEN IT WAS POINTED OUT ,,,,,, BMO !!!!!! is so important in this episode , for reasons other than i think it was them who said the whole "something's different" line !! bmo's childish , it's their entire character - heck , the ending of that episode where we meet mo points out that that's the POINT of bmo to an extent (emphasis on "to an extent" bc obviously there's more to bmo than "child") - and there's so much emphasis on that in this episode . bmo being a nervous little kid , like finn was at one point , and a part of finn that most likely will never leave . bmo serves almost like finn's conscious . like intrusive thoughts , almost ??? their asking so many questions , some of which are understandable , yet still ,,, their questions work to almost *try* and keep finn from changing . jake even plays into it , to an extent (and if i remember correctly.)
ALSO i think this episode has a lot of things people can personally relate to !! while maybe not everyone has had a particular moment where you realize "something's changed", when you think about it , you probably do realize it . there's also the confusion and even frustration of no one around you believing you , which i mean , i hope not many people experience , but it's unfortunately relatable at times . it doesn't mean those people don't love you or don't want to believe you but - aaaaaaahhdhfoasifn,,,, it just , showed how alone finn was . which is also , very much a relatable feeling .
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Oh hey y'all :D
:OOO they're gonna run into the pt guy aren't they :))) >:)
Ahh yeah she is allergic to nuts
Lol yeah you're just invited to cook not to stay /j XDD
Awww I love them 😭😭❤️
OOP YUP :OOO THERE'S THE GUY :DDD
Girl you know why he's there lol
Ooh porterhouse chillin
Oop Marjan xd
SLFKGJDHKGJSD I like this guy XDD
Marjan going o.o and then him being like nah I'm joking lol
Hmm yeah right "see you on Wednesday"
SLFKFHJDHGS Paul shoving her XDD
YESSS girl slay :DD
And that's a really lowkey one too :))) nice!!
Ope :o oh noo
Nah I bet he's not saying no
Yeah :DDD
AAAHHH slay Marjan :'DDD I'm so happy for you :))) 🥰
Lol Paul like yes girl go with him xD
Aww 🥰🥰🥰
:OO Tarlos :))
This is the only thing this man can cook XDDD
Salad I mean lol
AWW a dinner :'DD
Proof TK CAN cook I guess xD my bad my guy
Hmm are those like memory stuff? Photos or smth? Idk I'm just trying to think of what it could be lol
Carlos is automatically suspicious xD /lh
Aww TK 🥰🥰😭
SLFKGHDJKGDS "It's not a bribe" XD
Well even though you say it isn't the line before that make it sound like one lol
Oop what is it 👀
:OO is it the fish tank maybe :'D?
SLFKGJDKHGS TK XDD
"No I don't actually 😌" SLFJFHDKFDHGJKS CARLOS I CAN'T
I was dying so hard lol
But also AAHHH "But I do love you" 😭😭❤️❤️❤️🥰
Also it's giving callbacks to Lou ;) (I'm pretty sure I was thinking this before I knew it was a lizard lol - the episode's finished by now I'm just catching up)
:O
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
IT'S A LIZARDDDDD :'DDDD
STOPPPP THAT'S SO SWEET 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I'm not okay :'D
A dragon :D (don't remember the ithernoart of the name) :'D
AWWW Carlos 😭😭😭❤️❤️ my boyyy <333
It's okay bestie :')
I mean like I would love for y'all to have kids but genuinely you don't have to :')
Like I said though I do still kinda want it xD but if it does end up being never than that's fine :')
Also it's a smart writing decision bc they don't have to commit to kids or no kids right now, and they can use it as a plot in the future of talking about it again, especially if it's a yes
Anyway lol
BUT IT IS YOUR CHILD
Love that for us (and them) <333
Lizard dads :DDDD
AAAHHHH lol yes Carlos just accept the yes :')))
Screaming bc they're adorable your honor xd
AAAHHHHH YESSS a kiss 😭😭😭❤️❤️ as I deserve <333
But seriously two in one episode :D that's a slay 🥰🥰
Awww them :')))
XDD lol yeah that's his job
Both good names XDD Lowkey I was wondering if they would name him Lou 2 LOL
I mean Lou II could just be a nickname for the other one xD have both lol
Wait
HE'S GONE ISN'T HE
SLFKGJDJDHKSGJDLFDKS Y U P
I CAN'T XDDDDD THESE IDIOTS LOL
Carlos just like :')
TK is just bad at not losing lizards xDD
I was thinking earlier don't just set him back in the box for anyone not just bc of Lou but XD
Can it PLEASE just be one of those gimmicks in the future that they're always losing it xD
TK in a background conversation: yeah it's the second time this week he got into the kitchen drawers :/
TK in the tail end of a conversation at the beginning of a scene: and he escaped again last night!!
I just. Please. I need it XD
SLFKGJDJFHFKDHJLSKS "I'll never sleep again" XDDD
Carlos I am SO sorry my dude LOL XDD
Man is going through it for real xD
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deleteddewewted · 3 years
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The event runs during my birthday :>
Can I request fluff prompts 1 & 10 with Bakugo x female reader? Not opposed to being nsfw, but I'll leave it up to you if you wanna make it that or not!
Thank you!
I was going to make this pure fluff when i read the first part and then i saw NSFW and had to go feral with it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON! Hope you enjoy, anon! 💜
(I'm very sorry for causing so many problems with your request.)
Good Morning Eating
Pro! Bakugou x F! Reader
MNDI
💕💜Counting Memories Event💜💕: Now Closed!
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W: NSFW, Master kink, Food play, Breeding Kink, some D/s tones
Fluff:
1)“Forever and always.”
10)“I want a future with you and hopefully you want one with me too.”
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Gentle mornings with Bakugou were the norm. The bastard wouldn’t wake up even if you had an alarm on or an if you screamed at him. The only way you could make Bakugou wake up was by kissing him awake. Even then, Bakugou would still take his time to get up. If he did wake, he would do it to tackle you back into the bed to cuddle. Didn’t matter how much you complained to him afterward, he would fall asleep again not caring about missing work. You were his favorite part of the day, so good luck detaching him from your side.
“Babe, get up. You have work in an hour.” You tried to, again, wake Bakugou but he wouldn’t budge. He grunted at you and pulled the blankets over his head. You knew he could put his uniform in under 5 minutes and chug his coffee down in 2 even if it burned, but you wanted to make him a nice breakfast because it was his 3rd year with his agency.
“Babe, pleaseeeeee. I want to have breakfast with you.” Bakugou ignored you but violently turned around in the bed to face you, never once opening his eyes.
“Then go make us some and come back.” His voice was rough and raspy from his fleeting sleep. You got closer to him and pressed a kiss on his forehead. He’d never admit it but that made his heart skip a beat. He knew that you didn’t intend for him to get flustered but you just had that effect on him.
“Fine. Guess I’ll just walk myself to the kitchen and…” You got out of the bed and stretched. Your shirt, which was his, rid up enough to show off your bare ass. Bakugou couldn’t help how his eyes widened when he saw you. He had to bite his lip to prevent himself from making a biting motion at you.
“I’ll make us breakfast. You can continue to be lazy mister Dynamight-”
“It’s Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight to you, brat.” You rolled your eyes at him. If anything he was the bratty one in this relationship with the amount of pouting he did.
You walked into the kitchen leaving him alone in the bedroom, to his thoughts. That was a dangerous combination. Katsuki thought about your tease, your body, and how it moved as you stretched. He didn’t realize when you took off your underwear but it was a pretty sight to see early in the morning. The dent in his boxers was a good indicator of that. He decided that for the first time in your relationship he would get out of bed right after you do.
Cooking his favorite wasn’t difficult, what was difficult was trying not to burn yourself as Bakugou pounded into you. He couldn’t control his speed so he’d occasionally slam you into the stove and cause the knobs to dig into your skin. He was already sweating bullets and you were trying not to burn the eggs.
“K-Katsuki. T- aaahhhh fuck! The eg-gs.” Bakugou didn’t stop his pace, not like he could, and bit your ear.
“D-does it lo-lo- So tight, fuck! Look l-ike I ca-n st-op?” He nuzzled your neck and inhaled your scent. He couldn’t help the whimpers that escaped him when you tightened yourself for his pleasure.
You were a bit annoyed that he didn’t let you cook breakfast but it was fine as long as he had his dick in you. You could hear how wet you were with each of his thrusts, his balls slapping against your pussy as he tried to get deeper into you. It was cute how he couldn’t control himself when it came to your pussy. It was funny to think that the number 2 hero was such a desperate slut for your cunt. He couldn’t go a day without it.
“Katsu-ki, you’re being irresponsi- AaAAAh! Get o-out of me and sssit at the taaa- aaAAable. O-nly warning.” Bakugou needed a bit of a shove to pull himself out, a trail of cum attaching your pussy to his dick’s tip. You watched as he shook on his way to the table and made himself comfortable on the cold wooden chair.
You finished with your cooking and placed his plate in front of him.
“You can eat Katsuki. Just make sure to take care of me as you do. You were being bratty earlier today.” You sat on his lap, facing away from him with his dick in between your legs. He was pent up, you could tell by the way he twitched when your thighs got closer to him. You grabbed him and placed him next to your sopping pussy.
“Katsuki, eat your meal.” Bakugou couldn’t help the whimper that came from him. His legs twitched as he felt your cum lube him up. You swiped your thumb over his slit and brought the thumb to your mouth. You could taste his cum, bitter and salty. It was a wonderful treat for you early in the morning.
“Eat.” Bakugou picked up the chopsticks you placed next to the plate and leaned forward to place his face on your shoulder. He tried picking up a piece of pork but quickly dropped it when you bucked your hips onto him.
“Master. Please.” You heard his voice trail off to a whisper as he tried stopping himself from bucking into you.
“Katsuki, eat your meal you ungrateful brat. Master didn’t waste her time making you something to eat for your anniversary just for you not to try it. Does Master need to punish you?” Bakugou shook his head and placed soft kisses on your neck.
“N-No.”
“Good.” He tried to pick his slice of pork again and this time managed to take a bite from it. It was delicious, cooked just in the way he liked it, and seasoned correctly. He didn’t have any doubts that you could cook a good meal but it was difficult to focus when your pussy was rubbing on.
Bakugou slowly ate his breakfast as you continued to tease his cock. You decided that halfway through he should get a reward for being such a patient pet for you. You slip his tip inside and feel him twitch at the warm feeling of your walls. He tried to not choke on his food but you felt so good, you were inviting. A bit of pre came out of him but you quickly shoved his entire length inside of you. You heard him choke, he was trying to moan but didn’t take the time to close his mouth. He coughed with a close-mouthed and was caught off guard when you decided to move.
“Good Katsuki. Such a good pet. You make Master feel good.” You bounce on him and hear as he moans as the sound of skin hits each other. He couldn’t stop his free hand from grabbing your hip and pulling you down as you bounced on him. His mouth filled with saliva as he tried to swallow what he has in his mouth.
“Mmmm- ma- mgggghhh.” He tried calling for you but the poor pro couldn’t get a word out.
You kept a steady pace and reveled in Bakugous neediness. He came a few times already but you weren’t ready to let him go. Not till you got to cum. You leaned into him as he tried to finish up his breakfast but the food kept slipping from his chopsticks because he couldn’t keep his hands from shaking. He kept growling about how he wanted to give you babies, wanted to fill you up so no one else could. He was always territorial but this was a new development for him. Bakugou himself also started to rut into you which only added to the food being left untouched.
“I w-ant a future with y-you and hopefully y-ou want one with m-eee too.” Bakugou couldn’t keep his mouth shut. He was babbling and spreading food all over the place that he had to spit it all out into a napkin to continue fucking you. He wasn’t focused on eating anymore, he just wanted to fill you with as much cum he could give you. Bakugou was being relentless with your insides and wouldn’t give you time to even grab onto anything. His balls hitting your pussy and causing a bigger mess with your release getting all over the place. You were so wet that it acted as your lube.
“Y-yes! Fuck! Yes!” Your eyes rolled into the back of your head as he bit your shoulder to keep you closer. He grabbed your breast and played with your nipple as he had his other arm pulling you closer to his chest. He was so devoted to you, how couldn’t you agree to a future with him.
“F-Forever and alw-ays.” You couldn’t help but tighten around him. He was benign rough with your insides but you couldn’t help the urge to milk him for everything he had to offer you. You also had to hurry.
Bakugou was so lost in his rutting that he didn’t notice the time but you did. He had 20 minutes before he had to clock into work and was too busy railing you in the dining table to notice. You tried getting his attention by tapping him on the shoulder but it went unnoticed by him. He wanted to breed you, claim you, have you. You’re everything for him and he wanted everything that this life could offer you both. Have you be round and big with kids that looked like you and him. He could get you all a bigger place to have all the brats you both wanted. Fuck, the thought was enough to make him want to cum in you.
“K-Kat-Suki! You n-eed to cu-um. You- Work!” He got the memo and picked up his pace. He hit just the right spot inside you that had you seeing stars.
You couldn’t control the violent shaking of your legs and you couldn’t help how you leaned back into his chest as you tried closing your legs. You squirted all over the two of you and it was everywhere. Bakugou pulled you down with all of his strength and bottomed out inside of you. Your pussy dripped with his cum as it seeped out of you. Your own making this entire situation feel vulgar than it already was. The two of you stayed still for a few minutes before Bakugou picked you up with his arms under your legs, his still cumming cock inside of you.
“Le-ts take a sh-ower.” How could you ever argue with that?
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supernaturalgirl20 · 3 years
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This Love (part two)
Pairings: Frankie Morales x reader
Warnings: Smut 18+, p in v smut, cursing, fluff, fighting.
Summary: Months after admitting your feelings for each other, your relationship with Frankie is stronger than ever. Helena makes a decision that could tear it all down. All good things must come to an end. Right?!
*comments and reblogs appreciated*
You grab the sheet tightly in your hand, a moan escaping your swollen lips.
“Oh god….baby don’t stop…just like that.”
You move your hand to grab at his hair, tugging it harder as you near your release. Almost. Almost. Suddenly his mouth is off you and you sigh in frustration.
“Frankie, baby, I was almost there. Why did you stop. You can’t just wake me up like that and then leave me all wound up.”
He laughs, kissing his way up your thigh, over your stomach and finally meeting your lips in a searing kiss. He grabs his thick cock and strokes himself twice before lining up at your core. In one swift motion he is buried to the hilt inside you, filling you completely. You let out a loud moan.
“Shhhh baby, you gotta be quiet, don’t want to wake Sophia.”
It’s slow, almost lazy and you can feel every ridge, every vein on his thick member. God you love sleepy morning sex with Frankie.
“Didn’t……thrust….let….thrust….you come….before….wanted…ugh….come on…fuck…my cock.”
“Oh god Frankie….harder…please…..too slow.”
With that Frankie began pounding into you over and over. Hitting that sweet spot inside you every time. Your whole body was in ecstasy as you came loudly soaking his cock. With one final grunt Frankie spilled himself into you. He slowly pulled out and went to the en-suite to get a cloth and cleaned you up. Getting back into bed he lays down and pulls you into him.
“God I fucking love you baby.”
“I love you to.” You snuggle into his side.
“So what are the plans today?” He says as he runs his fingers up and down your spine.
“Well Santi is having that barbecue tonight, show off his new girl.”
“Damn forgot about that. Do we have to go?” He says snuggling closer
“Yes, or Santi will come over rip you a new one.”
There is a knock at your door before Sophia comes barrelling in. Jumping on the bed, she leaps on top of Frankie.
“Oof, bebita you gotta go easy, daddy is getting old now” he says tickling her. Once he releases her she crawls over to you.
“Morning baby, have a good sleep?”
“Yeah, am I staying with my abuala today?”
“Yeah baby and your going to stay for a sleepover, is that ok?”
“Yeaah” she hops down and rushes out of the room.
You turn to look at Frankie to find he already has his eyes on you, a look of adoration on his face.
“What?”
“Your just….so good with her, you’ve always been an amazing mother to her, it gets me thinking.”
“Oh no, don’t hurt yourself”, you say laughing.
“Oh you’ve done it now,” he says moving on top of you tickling you.
“Stop…..Frankie please….I can’t take it.” He stops and just stares down at you.
“Let’s have a baby!” Your shocked, having not expected this conversation today.
“Before you say anything, I’ve wanted this with you since that night at the bar. Your amazing with Sophia and she isn’t even yours, you would be an amazing mom. Imagine a mini me or you and Sophia would be the best if sister.” He was rambling now and you decided to put a stop to this, so you kissed him.
“Frankie…”
“It’s ok…we can talk about it again further down the line..” He goes to move off of you but you pull him back. You place your hands either side of his head, looking him deep in the eyes “is this what you really want?”
“Yes, I want it all with you baby.”
“Ok.”
“Ok? As in we’re going to have a baby ok?
“Yes Frankie we can try for a baby.” He plants kisses all over your face, “I love you, your going to be a hot mama, all swollen with my baby inside you.”
“Ok slow down there cowboy, our eldest is awake now and could walk in any minute.”
“Tonight,” he says wiggling his eyebrows at you. He’s dressed and out the door to Sophia before you know it. Lying back on the bed you run your hand down to your stomach, imagining what it will be like carrying Frankie’s baby. You can’t help the smile that spreads over your face.
****
Arriving at Santi’s that evening, Frankie is beaming, his arm wrapped around your waist.
“Hermano, glad you could make it, and Y/N, looking stunning as always.” He goes to kiss your cheek but Frankie stops him, “eh no funny stuff, hijo de puta.” They both laugh and hug each other.
“So where is this girl Pope? Or is she all in your head.”
“Nah, she’ll be here soon you’ll see.”
Walking towards the backyard, you spot the Miller brothers arguing over the bbq.
“You got to put it on like this..”
“Hey I know how to cook, back off benny.” Laughing at their antics you walk towards your sister.
“Hey, someone seems extra cheerful tonight”, she says nodding towards Frankie.
“Is he, I hadn’t noticed.” Smiling into your beer.
“You gave him a blowjob on the way over here?”
“He wishes, no we had a chat this morning about the future.”
“Omg…aah, he proposed, I knew it, wait until I tell Will.”
“What that’s not what…”
“Benny owes me 100 .”
“Wait what? You guys bet on this?”
“Ugh…yeah. Come on it’s you and Frankie, I bet he had the ring picked out years ago.”
“Oook, well as much as I would love to be engaged to Frankie, that’s not it.”
“Oh! Well what has him smiling like the cat that got the cream.”
“We’re going to try for a baby.”
“Aaahhhh, I’m going to be an auntie.”
“Keep it down, I’m not pregnant yet.”
Frankie makes his way over to you both, sits down beside you and pulls you into him.
“Hey Jen, how was Mexico?”
“Oh it was amazing, and the food, ugh, I’ve book it again for next year.”
****
Pope’s girl as it turned out, was Yovanna from that job in Colombia. It was a little tense at first but the guys warmed up. As the night was drawing to a close there was a knock at the door. Pope went to answer it and when he came back Frankie went stiff beside you. You turn to him and his face, it was like he saw a ghost. You follow his gaze to see Helena standing in the door to the patio.
“Helena what are you doing here?”
“Not that’s it’s any of your business, but I’m here to see Francisco.” If looks could kill she would be dead from the looks Jen was given her. You move your hand to Frankie thigh and give him a reassuring squeeze. He looks to you and his face softens.
“I gotta go talk to her baby, I owe her that much.”
“You owe her nothing Frankie.”
“Maybe not but I owe it to Sophia, she is still her mother.” Frankie stands and makes his way towards her.
Pope comes to sit beside you, “hermosa are you ok?”
“What if she wants him back Santi? I can’t lose him or Sophia, it would break me.”
“Hey, now you know Fish is smitten with you, your the love of his life, she may be Sophia’s biological mother but your her mom.” You curl into him trying not to cry.
Suddenly raised voices can be heard from inside. Pope turns to you, “hermosa I think you should go in there.”
You leave the group and make your way to Frankie and the closer you get you can make out what’s being said.
“Oh so your going to let that whore raise my daughter, I don’t think so.”
“No. You do not call her that, Y/N is not a whore, that women is my everything and she’s more a mother to Sophia than you will ever be. You abandoned us, don’t forget that, because I never will. If you want to start seeing Sophia, we can discuss it with a lawyer but don’t think for one second that there will ever be anything between you and me, because there won’t. I’ve moved on, I’m happy, I am going to marry Y/N and we are going to build a home together.”
“Oh come on, Francisco…..baby, your telling me you don’t want a piece of this anymore, you don’t want to fuck me again.” Having heard enough you open the door and Frankie pushes Helena off of him. He comes to stand beside you, wrapping his arm around your waist. “Get out Helena, your embarrassing yourself.”
“Fuck you Francisco, this isn’t over.” With that she storm out, slamming he door behind her.
“Baby are you ok?” Frankie turns to you and pulls you into a kiss.
“Yeah baby, I’m fine, I love you.”
“I love you too. She can’t take Sophia away, what are we going to do?”
“Hey , look at me baby, I’m not going to let that happen ok. It’s me, you and Sophia against the world, always.”
“And maybe one more?” You stare at him lovingly and move his hand down towards your stomach.
“Well then we better get working on that then,” he says peppering kisses all over your face.
“Actually..” He pulls back and looks at you expectantly
“Are you…are we…”
“Yeah, we’re about to become a family of four”. Frankie lifts you up and spins you around. “You have just made this old man very happy. I love you, both of you, he says placing his hand back on your stomach.
“Wait until we tell Sophia .”
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quokki · 2 years
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well so i know you didnt ask me specifically but u did give me an excuse so: let me just talk abt hanji because i need to, bc i've been thinking aand
why i bias him: when i first fell into skz as i was just making my way through their mvs, didnt even know names yet except for chan and felix, id literally always turn around at han's part if i was doing sth else, and i'd be like 'oh its that guy again, he caught my attention again wow'. like i say this to all my friends but i really didn't know skz personalities at first, i was JUST watching MVs and performances for like a month and they just captivated me so much and he did the most. then my friend sent me a gifset of the 'happiness is a visiting friend' vlive (a life changing moment) and i was like 'ah fuck this is gonna be the guy isnt it' and i watched a bunch of his older solo vlives and i just... could not fight it anymore. I get so overwhelmed watching those lives because of how he oscillates between being deeply uncomfortable abt the attention and basking in it? it's really fascinating and i can never look away. it's also just a way he speaks, i understand like 4 words for every half hour i watch him but something abt the cadence and rhythm and the way his voice gets animated or when he starts really thinking abt this words and gets quiet again but still comes out with beautiful things to say.... it's really very special, just the level of excitement he brings to this job and this world, it's so beautiful.
2. favorite dynamics
binsung binsung aaahhhh..... listen like, the way jisung DEEPLY loves changbin but can never be... normal abt it... i like to compare the way felix and jisung interact with changbin bc its so funny to me, felix just goes in with all the love and warmth that is so inherent to him and changbin absolutely is ready to match it, even if it's more subtle, but that's what changbin does, right? he meets people where they are, when they show him love he gives it right back. but jisung.... he can't. he asks 'why don't you hug me more?' and pouts. he calls him a walrus and then gets surprised when changbin matches that energy... he tries to make fun of him but then can't fully commit bc he looked at changbin too early on in the bit and can't finish it now. he says 'don't look at my back i'm shy' but when changbin tells him to flex for the camera, there's no hesitation (last example pointed out by my friend tumblr user alexenglish) like.... he wants changbin to love him so bad but he just cannot get it out properly and i just.... feel a lot of things for that. the best part abt it is that changbin already loves him so much, han doesn't even have to worry abt it, changbin just does, but han worries anyway...
and then him and felix aahh, felix disables that inability to say nice things. like i don't think han is unable to, he just does it so awkwardly, always telling people he admires them or randomly thanking them or getting serious with compliments when it's supposed to be funny. but with felix, because felix just has that warmth: the love just spills out of him and he accepts it so effortlessly too, he plays along when han gasses himself up, he is so supportive even when jisung is objectively being a pest. so jisung can just... let all that love out. he can hug him and compliment him back and just let all the love that is WANTING to escape him (with all the members) flow freely. because felix does and felix will not make him feel weird for it and it makes me very emo tbh.
and then finally just as a last note: han was chans first kid. they picked each other. they chose to stay together. chan was the first one to say 'you're talented but also i am going to rely on you and you will have to deal with that' and han was the first one to say 'i trust your talent so i will try' and then they did it.... they recognised that their talents complimented each other and then they became friends after... but they really became friends. it's funny bc han seems like someone a lot of members want to protect in their own ways but funnily the guy who protects everyone else (chan) sees him as a friend first? as a dumbass he has to deal with bc he's so awesome that he wouldn't want to live without him anymore? i'm big on being friends on purpose, on picking each other over and over and i think those two do it? a lot?
I don't have any pictures, none whatsoever, i have like 5 saved on my phone but the rest just live somewhere in my head, the day you sent me your pinterest link... i was overwhelmed for hours... i can't handle having pictures of him i'm sorry
oh boy it’s hanji time...
bruh i get you cuz i literally chose him for his voice alone by listening to their songs before i really learned anything about them. and yes omg i need to finish his lives lmao (but they’re so long D:) and he’s soooooo cute. i like how he pays attention to his own behaviour during it and he tries to act in ways that he thinks we enjoy seeing? idk i just think it’s considerate
ooo the binsung bit is so interesting...
“he calls him a walrus and then gets surprised when changbin matches that energy... “ lmaooo
idk i guess maybe han just has a difficult time expressing himself or his feelings?
felix is soooo sweet and loving pls hes love shaped 🤍
omg i love how han was chan’s first pick like yes!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
oooh it’s okay! i have too many pictures of him lmaoooo... as you would know... so i picked a couple for you 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
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brutal-nemesis · 3 years
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E&T-Honey I Shrunk the Test Subject
Hiiii here is the stupid content no one asked for (title from @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi)
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Ingredients: possessive whumper, manhandling/noncon touching (unsexy), spider, a lil bit of choking
“This is my favorite thing I have done, ever.”
“Change me back right now, Neteri.”
“Mmmmm...maybe later.” He huffed angrily and crossed his arms, glaring up at her. When she’d said she wanted to test something on him today, figured it would be...he didn’t know, something normal? Not...not…this. He wished he could run away as she stared down at him, but there wasn’t anywhere for him to go.
He was stuck up here, standing on the palm of her hand as she looked at him through a magnifying glass.
She poked at his stomach with the tip of her finger, giggling as he stumbled back in order to stay on his feet. “Oh Erebus, you’re so cute all teeny like this. My hypothesis was correct after all!”
“And what was your hypothesis?”
“That you would be even cuter if I shrunk you! And I was so, so right,” she cooed, shifting so both of her hands were wrapped around him, bringing him up and rubbing him against her cheek. He squirmed desperately, but he was no match for her now.
“Put me down!”
“Okay!” She let go of him with one hand, still holding him firmly in the other, and grabbed something from under the table. She gently dropped him onto a soft surface...surrounded by curved glass walls. He looked up in disbelief. A jar. She’d put him in a jar.
“Neteri, this isn’t what-let me out of here!” he yelled, banging his fist against the glass uselessly. 
“Don’t worry bud, I’ll take you outside later. For now, I have some things to do, so just sit tight, okay?” He protested further, but she just ignored him and screwed on the lid. She’d poked holes in it, at least, but now he was even more trapped. He found it hard to stand as she started walking, so he angrily sat down on the thick layer of cotton and scraps of cloth that lined the bottom of the jar, watching helplessly as she carried him along.
She brought him into a room he’d never seen before, but he assumed it was her office. Bookshelves lined the walls, and papers were stacked in neat piles here and there. She gently set the jar down on her desk, gathering some materials before sitting down and getting to work. Erebus sighed, looking around more closely at his prison.
There really wasn’t much in there besides the layer of bedding, just a small stick and a coin. He laid back, sighing. This was worse than being stuck in his cell, since there he had things to do, and more importantly, privacy. Here, everything he did was very much on display for Neteri. Every now and then, she’d glance up at him and smile, or even just watch him for a little bit. Why did she even want him here if she wasn’t going to do anything to him? Wait, he...he was just her desk ornament, wasn’t he? A little pet for her to look at while she worked. Humiliated, he rolled onto his stomach, burying his face in the soft material. There wasn’t any way to escape her gaze except for burying himself completely, but he was certain she’d just tease him for doing that.
A little while later, he heard her unscrewing the lid, and upon looking up, he saw her hand reaching in. He tried his best to get away, but there wasn’t really anywhere for him to run. She managed to pinch the back of his shirt between her fingers, and he struggled uselessly as she pulled him up and out of the jar. “You’re so wiggly,” she remarked, grabbing him in her other hand and letting go of his shirt.
“Yeah, because I don’t like you grabbing me and picking me up!”
“Oh come on, how can I resist?” She rubbed the side of his face with her thumb. “You’re so lil and cute and all mine; I just wanna hold you.” She moved her thumb, stroking his hair now. “Maybe I’ll just keep you like this forever. My own little Erebus.”
A look of horror crept across his face. “You wouldn’t-you can’t-”
She laughed. “No, I can’t. The spell only lasts for twenty-four hours.”
“Well that’s-wait I’m going to be stuck like this for a day?!”
Neteri smiled wickedly. “Yes you are. And you can bet I’m going to make the most of this. I’m almost done here, and then I’ll take you outside, ‘kay?”
“Are you going to let go of me while you-”
“Nope.” Erebus groaned, but tried to make himself as comfortable as possible in her hand, trying to ignore the way she was constantly petting him with her finger in one spot or another. Thankfully, she finished her work soon after and let go of him, placing him gently on her palm. “Alright, lil guy, do you want to ride in the jar or on my shoulder? Or,” she gasped, “I could put you in my pocket! Nevermind, I’m putting you in my pocket.”
“Hey, wait-” Erebus cried, but she paid him no heed, dumping him into the breast pocket of her coat. After some struggling, he managed to right himself, standing so his head and shoulders were sticking out. Neteri was looking down at him with the happiest smile he’d seen her wear since...ever, really.
“This is so amazing look at you in there you’re so small and aaahhhh!” She jumped up and down a few times, and Erebus had to hold tightly to the edge of her pocket to avoid being thrown out. 
“Cut it out, Neteri, you’re going to kill me!”
She looked down at him, realizing her mistake. “Oh no I’m so sorry little bud are you okay?!”
“I mean for a lot of reasons, no, but physically I’m...not in pain.”
“Great! Let’s get going, then.” She slung her bag over her shoulder, and off they went. It was strange, seeing the world from this height. He felt so small-well, of course he was small, but-just...height wise? Regular person size height wise? He felt like he was a kid again, only being this high off the ground. This was sort of how Neteri saw things, wasn’t it? He was a little lower than that, but still, the tops of doorways were so far, not even close to his head at all. 
Musings aside, he was relieved when they made it to one of the many palace gardens they visited every so often. He begrudgingly climbed onto Neteri’s hand, glad to get out of her pocket, at least. She petted his head a few times, muttering “Tiny Erebus,” to herself, before lowering him enough that he could step onto the ground. They were right next to one of the plant beds, and Erebus couldn’t help but look up in awe. The plants were so tall, their leaves big enough for him to easily hide under.
“You can go wandering in there if you want, but don’t go too far or...well, you’ll see,” Neteri said. Erebus was tempted to ask what exactly she meant by that, but he refrained, simply nodding and heading off into the veritable jungle. Soon enough, he lost himself in the strange little world among the plants, fascinated by the way they looked from this angle. He didn’t know how long he spent just wandering around, studying the huge flowers, stems, and leaves. For a moment, he almost didn’t mind being small. But just for a moment.
Because then he saw something moving.
Erebus was frozen in horror as he watched the long, shiny legs scuttling towards him. He’d never really been afraid of spiders, but they usually weren’t so big, certainly not almost up to his knees. He finally managed to get his legs to move, breaking into a run. He didn’t really think it would hurt him, but he didn’t want to take his chances and that thing was still freaky. He tried to gauge where he was, but it was impossible to tell. He could hardly see the sky through all these tall stems and leaves, much less Neteri. And no way was he calling for her. If she knew he was being chased by a spider, she’d never let him live it down.
Erebus just kept going, hoping he could lose it, when something suddenly jerked on his neck, temporarily choking him and knocking him onto his back. He frantically felt his neck as he coughed, feeling for whatever had pulled him, but there was nothing besides his stupid collar, which hadn’t caught on anything, as far as he could tell. He scurried to his feet and tried to keep going, but again his neck was pulled back. He waved his hand around, and there wasn’t anything there, but it felt like he was being tugged back by...a leash. Oh. This is what Neteri meant by him not being able to go too far away. 
Thankfully, he seemed to have lost the spider, so he turned around and headed in the direction the leash had pulled him earlier. It did end up leading him back to Neteri, who looked at him with an eyebrow raised. “Did you try to run, Erebus?” She tapped a ring on her finger that he hadn’t noticed before, a tinge of harshness in her eyes. 
“I-no, I was just...running...from something.” He’d...he’d rather take teasing over punishment.
Her gaze softened instantly, her hands flying up to cover her mouth. “Wait did you get chased by a bug or something that’s so cute!” She grabbed him before he could dodge, bringing him up and rubbing him against her cheek again. “You poor sweet little thing I’ll always protect you from those big scary bugs.”
Erebus then remembered that teasing was basically punishment. 
He couldn’t wait for this damn spell to wear off.
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bubble-booty-cuties · 3 years
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Once Naoto revealed her true self to the PTs, I can only imagine what kind of outfits Ann and the others got her to try on to properly show off her assets to the boys.
Gonna hijack this ask just a little as a continuation of my last thing, so, sorry if it's not 100% what you wanted~!
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"Are you sure these look alright? They don't exactly feel like they.. Fit.." Was all that was heard on the other side of the curtain, two sets of feet poking out from the bottom as the shuffling and muttering finally stopped.
"What are you talking about, they fit perfectly! They really show off that amazing figure of yours Nao-chan! You've got such pretty legs~!" Came the much happier and bubblier voice of Ann, no doubt the one who convinced Naoto into the dressing room.
"Y-You think so? I dunno, it just feels like it shows off so much.. Aren't pants supposed to hide all of this?"
"You might as well just surrender! When Ann wants you to try on some clothes it's like she suddenly hits max level hard mode, and there's no escape rope!" Futaba yelled out to the bluenette, remembering the time she was forced into different outfits, and even a bikini. "You're lucky I was able to hide the little skirt she wanted you to try on!"
"A-A skirt?!"
"Come on Nao-chan, you said you wanted to get in touch with your feminine side, right~? Well here's your chance, and you look amazing~!" Suddenly the curtain was yanked away to reveal both girls, one considerably more red then the other.
"W-Wait! I'm not ready!"
"Ooh, nice, those shorts are totally skin tight!" Futaba sat on the waiting chair with her knees up to her chest, eyes going up the long legs of their detective friend. "See, told you they'd fit her better!"
"Y-You picked these out?!" Naoto didn't like the way the breeze so easily brushed against her bare thighs out in the open, or the way it brushed so easily against her mostly exposed rear.
A sleeveless white button up shirt hugged her torso in ways that not only pushed her sizable chest up and out into the opening, exposing more cleavage then she ever had before, it also hugged her thin waist neatly, riding up just enough to show off her flat midriff and belly button, her exposed shoulders didn't help her feeling any less exposed either.
All that could have been fixed with a jacket, however. What couldn't be fixed was the way her tiny blue shorts rode up between her plump globes of flesh like a second skin, revealing her jiggly, pale flesh for anyone to see if she so much as turned an inch to the side, let alone bent over. Just the thought made her head spin!
"Duh, shorts are the best!" Futaba cheered, motioning to her own booty shorts covered bubble butt, said but was sat in her seat, however. "Home is where the pants is not, and small shorts are like totally cheating to feel like you're not wearing pants at all!"
"How did I get myself into this mess?!" Was all Naoto groaned as she pulled her hat down to cover her face, even as her other was balled up into a fist behind her, trying in some way to hide her but from view from the many people passing by and admiring her figure in the store.
"Oh good, you're finally back! What do you think? Doesn't Nao-Chan look absolutely adorable~?"
"Wha-" Naoto suddenly turned on her heel to see her senpa- Uh, her number one suspect! And he had very obviously been looking lower on her body then she had hoped. "S-Senpai! I-I thought you were-"
"I figured I'd stop by and check on you guys since Ryuji took Yusuke to the arcade." Cool, calm, and collected, like he wasn't just eyeing her butt like a piece of meat! Were his glasses some kind of shield that hid his emotions?!
"Go on Nao-Chan, he never lies, why not ask him how you look~?"
"Th-That's not-!"
"You really just set her up for the trap!"
"What?!"
"Futaba-Chan is just joking around, go on, ask him~!" Ann suddenly grabbed the small girl's shoulders and pushed her towards the much taller young man, so close in fact she had to look almost straight up to see his emotionless face.
"I-I.." Naoto suddenly pulled her hat down just over one eye, her face beet red as memories flooded her mind of the things this man had done to her in private. But, she needed to know.. "H-How do I look, Senpai?"
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The rest of the day was a blur, and all she could remember were the hungry looks as people saw her walking around with her friends dressed in such revealing clothing.. And she wasn't sure to be grateful or worried that her Senpai had chosen to walk behind her the entire time, never getting out of step..
Well, she chose worried as soon as he offered to walk her home, offering his feline companion to Futaba to bring home herself.. Then there walk towards her temporary residence began, and he was as kind as ever, as per usual he spoke clearly and the conversation was pleasant.. And just as soon as she forgot what it was she was wearing did she let out a squeak of surprise at the way his hand grabbed her almost bare cheek like a stress toy.
She wish she could say she told him to stop, or at least wait when they weren't literally in public! But she didn't, and she didn't wanna admit why..~
Of course, none of that matters now, not when she was very suddenly bent over forward against her dining room table, her face bright red, as it seems to be a lot around her suspect. Hands gripped her wide, bare hips and yanked her sizable rear back against the young man, her entire, much shorter body rocking back as she was once again introduced to the long, wide, throbbing bulge in her Senpai's pants, pressed firmly against her butt while he rocked his hips against her.
"C-Couldn't you have waited till I changed..?" Naoto just couldn't say no to him, her heart raced a mile a minute, her breath came out in gasps and chokes, and she couldn't stop the little squeal, one she definitely didn't make, that escaped her lips when gave her plump rump a nice meaty smack, echoing through her rented residence so loudly she was sure it could be heard outside.
"Where's the fun in that?"
"Damnit.."
It was happening too fast, and she couldn't even convince herself she wanted it to stop, she could only tell herself she was getting closer to the truth, she was gaining his trust! Right! He'd slip up soon, she's get the proof she needed, and she would have her thief- "Aaah~!"
Once more the young man smacked the bluenette right across her massive, jiggly pair of cheeks, her twin globes wobbling for multiple seconds after he'd already made contact, so perfectly round and shapely, it was a wonder she could slide these little blue shorts up over the swell of her hips and those planetary cheeks.
Naoto could only bite her lip to try and fight back the high pitched noises he always found a way to pull out, and she knew exactly what he was looking at while he forced her little noises out.
Those blue booty shorts rode up her cheeks like a thong, so tight and form fitting you could clearly see just how fat and bouncy they were just from how she walked around, even if she tried to hide it, even if Ann didn't actually choose the sluttiest shorts on the rack, her ass was just too fat to be anything less then mesmerizing with every step she took. And now, right there between those mounds of wobbly bubble booty was the young man's throbbing cock, smushed between that warm crevice while each and every ripple of her flesh sent shivers of pleasure up his spine.
But, tonight wasn't the night. Days of heavy petting, of driving the little detective wild would be leading to her getting fucked, it was practically inevitable, even she knew that, but not tonight. No, tonight he'd had to stare at that fat ass in a pair of shorts for literal hours, and he was about to get his fill.
"W-We have class in the morning, Senpai, we can't-Gasp~!" The busty tomboy detective gasped loudly as she was very suddenly met with he sensation of her suspect's teeth sinking into her meaty backside, having quickly knelt down to face inches from her raised bubble butt, mauling, groping, gripping, and massaging her cheeks like a soft dough while he very roughly and eagerly bit her asscheek like it was a piece of cake. Though he'd argue it was the entire cake.
"Senpai, I haven't showered, y-you shouldn't..~" She hated how feminine he made her sound.. Literally, her voice rising in pitch into a soft, girly tone that made her feel even lewder then her position made her feel.
He didn't listen, he never did, and she didn't exactly kick him off of her, not as she felt her own folds grow wet from the excitement she swore didn't exist. No, not even when he pawed and massaged her pu-.. Her lower region through her shorts, roughly grabbing and rubbing his thumb against her while he continued biting and smacking her ass.
"Senpai can we please at least move to the bed?!" She felt so exposed bent over her table, where she's eaten multiple times and will no doubt remember this moment every time she does from now on. She didn't expect to be the meal spread across her own dining table, but obviously the young man behind her had other plans.
"Nope."
And just like that she felt his expert fingers undo the button and fly Ann had gifted her, said shorts slipping down the swell of her round, pale, creamy smooth cheeks faster then she could even register, and before she knew it she felt the bespectacled suspect grab both cheeks in both large hands, pull her globes wide apart, and expose her most precious regions to himself with nothing but a pair of moist panties between him and her.
"W-Wait!" He didn't.
Naoto squealed loudly and then bit her lip harshly as he abruptly shoved his face between her hot, jiggly, pillowy cheeks. Not even removing his glasses the young man began motor boating her globes while he pulled her panties to the side, pressing his mouth against her wet lower lips and beginning his quick attack on her very core.
"A-Aaah~!! Aaahhhh~!! Haa~!! S-Senpai~!!" Naoto had.. Pleasured herself before her suspect had ever began his attacks on her, she'd admit the feeling of having another person touch her was so much more intense then she could ever preform herself, but this was on a whole other level! Each and every flick of his tongue against her pussy felt like he it her nerve ending on fire, pure, pleasurable fire! She could barely keep herself standing, pressing her full weight on the table, and now the young man's head, no doubt giving him what he wanted and pressing her face deeper between her cheeks.
Her knees shook and buckled, she couldn't stop her cries and squeals, and her flushed red faced dripped with sweat as pleasure overtook her in ways she'd never felt before. And as he.. As he ate her out, loudly lapping and licking her dripping wet slit, every smack across her cheeks, and there were plenty, felt so.. Good~! She'd never though a smack across her behind could feel good! Maybe she thought it did a little when he had done it, but it was something so small, but now~? Oh god, it amplified her pleasure in such confusing ways~!
"S-Senpai~! Aaaah~!! P-Please, I-I can't~!!" Naoto's eyes rolled just a bit as she experienced pleasure like nothing she'd felt before, and that was before he suddenly pressed his tongue inside her pussy, writhing, wiggling, and licking every inch of her love tunnel he could reach. And she could barely hold on for dear life.
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh~!!" Stars exploded across her half covered vision, her hat falling askew across her head while she gripped the edge of the table, and she didn't even remember her own name. But, it was simply from lack of experience that she had cum so quickly, because Joker was just getting started.
As quickly as he started, he stopped, dragging his tongue up higher while Naoto gasped, squealed, and tried not to pass out, until his tongue met her backdoor, and then he began what he was fantasizing about all day, grabbing both hefty, meaty cheeks and beginning his meal proper.
"Hggkk~!! Wh-What are you-?!Oooohh~!! H-Haaaa~!!!" Naoto grit her teeth as pleasure once against filled her body, but not from her dripping lips, no, from her puckered pink backdoor. She wanted to tell him not to lick such a place, but how could she when she could barely remember where she was? The pleasure filling her ass was like nothing she'd ever felt before, and she didn't know whether to tell him to stop or do it harder!
And just as she felt the man press the tip of his tongue against her little ring, she too felt a pair of finger slip into her abused folds, once more filling her love tunnel, but not to overshadow his tongue piercing her asshole, filling her with such, horribly confusing pleasure and lust~! Oh god, what the hell was he doing~?!
Naoto's eyes cross as the man frantically fingered her dripping cunt while he just as eagerly began eating her ass, her cheeks wobbling around his face the entire time as she wiggled and twitched all over the place, squealing, screaming, cumming and squirting all over her thighs and dining room floor.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH~!!!!!!"
And just as suddenly as it started, it stopped, and Naoto's entire body went limp against the table, drool dripping down her chin, cum dripping down her legs, and her feminine voice horse from screaming. And she felt incredibly empty as the young man's fingers and tongue left her holes twitching and needy.
Sliding down, Naoto panted, gasped, and shivered in pleasure as she landed on her knees, her own juices making a small puddle on her hard wood floor as she heard her Senpai moving behind her.
"I'll see you at school tomorrow then, Naoto?"
Said detective looked up at the young man passed her hat, giving a shaky nod, and watching him walk out the door.
He was it, she knew it. Him and his friends were the Phantom Thieves. She couldn't prove it, but in her heart she knew. Wh-Which means she'd need to investigate him more! A-A lot more! Possibly every day until she got proof! A-And tomorrow she'd wear more clothes that Ann had bought he! Yes! It- Uh- It threw him off, yes, it threw him off! She only need to dress like this more to get him to slip up!
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Let Me Do The Work TEASER [t.h.]
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Pairing: Tom Holland x Fem!Reader
Word Count: ?k
Posted: 11/16/2020
Warning(s): Fluff, smut, unprotected sex (wrap it up kids), oral sex (f receiving), maybe too much plot? and definitely a whole lotta lazy sex sue me.
Summary: Tom thinks you deserve a reward after a hard few days at work.
A/N: First smut in the bag lets go. Also, the point of view makes no sense but continuity is not in my vocabulary so. Anyway, the full part is almost finished so lmk how you guys like this!
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When Tom got home on Wednesday night the last thing he expected his girlfriend to say was “Wanna have sex?” He had asked a few times before if you could and your response was usually something to the effect of “Sorry babe, another time, I’m just exhausted.” He knew your job was taxing and took a lot out of you and, frankly, Tom could survive the work week without getting any. He also knew that once Friday night rolled around it was all systems go; the weekend was yours to fool around as much as you wanted. And he was willing to wait.
Asking never hurt, though. Tom wasn’t annoying about it, at least he hoped he wasn’t. And for all the times you’d asked to have sex after he had a particularly exhausting day on set and he agreed, he didn’t feel super guilty about asking now and then.
It was unusual that Tom would be so exhausted from working that he didn't have any energy left to have sex. There had been some rare days when Tom could barely keep his eyes open even though you were right there, naked and sweaty, and riding his cock right on the living room couch. Your hands would be resting on his broad shoulders, your fingers digging into the muscles beneath his freckled skin as you bounced on his cock and his hands could barely stay put on your waist or hips to help you move. Sure, he liked watching you rise and fall on his lap and he liked seeing himself disappear inside of you and he liked the way your tits bounced with every movement and he liked watching your face. God, he loved your gorgeous face.
Your eyes would flutter open and closed the closer you got and you’d look at him with your big, beautiful eyes that were dark and lust blown and your jaw would go slack and you’d throw your head back in pleasure. Your movements would get sloppier as you’d start shaking and convulsing while you came. His arms would lazily wrap around your waist to pull you closer and you’d nuzzle your face into the crook of his neck, breathing hard against his skin as you came down from your high. But Tom couldn’t find it in himself to even worry about his own orgasm, he just wanted to sleep.
So when he came home to your shared flat around 7 pm from walking Tessa on a particularly boring Wednesday, now that he had a break, and saw you lying on the couch with a glass of red wine in one hand and your other arm thrown over your eyes, he figured it was pointless to ask. You had gotten home sometime while he was out, didn’t bother changing out of your blouse and jeans just yet, popped a bottle open, and poured yourself a glass.
Tom unclipped the leash from Tessa’s collar, allowing her to run free around the flat. Immediately, she trotted over to you, nuzzling your legs with her nose until you caved and gave her a few scratches behind her ears. Tom slipped off his sneakers, padding over to you, causing Tessa to run off in search of her favorite toy. The couch sank under his weight as he sat down next to your head, your eyebrows raised at the shift.
“Hey, stranger,” you muttered, removing your arm from covering your half-lidded eyes. Your eyes sparkled in the dim living room lighting as you looked up at Tom. He couldn’t remember a single time they looked dull. Not during a fight, or when you were sad or tired or sick, never. They reminded him of stars. No matter what, they kept shining.
“Hi love,” Tom leaned down and placed a gentle kiss on your wine-stained lips. The upside-down angle was slightly awkward, but you’d be lying if you said you two hadn’t done the Spider-Man Kiss before, per his request.
You smiled up at him as he pulled away and closed your eyes. Tom threaded his fingers through your messy locks and you relaxed, even more, leaning your head into his hand.
“Long day?” He asked, continuing to run his fingers through your hair.
“Don’t even get me started,” you huffed out, dramatically throwing your arm back over your eyes, which made Tom chuckle at your antics.
“Tell me what happened?” He asked, and as you lowered your arm, you raised a single eyebrow at him.
“You sure?” You asked cautiously, “Because I wouldn’t wish the shit I dealt with today on my worst enemy.”
Tom scoffed, shrugging his shoulders, “Try me.”
You sighed before beginning your story. Today had been insufferable. From the minute you clocked in, to the minute you clocked out, it had been hell. One coworker in particular, with whom you were not super close or friends with in any way, kept nagging you about your relationship like she did every single day.
The incessant questioning and probing was getting old and, quite frankly, rude. The questions started out harmless, like everyone else’s when they found out the Tom Holland was your boyfriend. Some asked for autographs or pictures and you declined, saying that if he ever came in Tom would be more than happy to do that. And Tom agreed; you playing messenger was weird and not the type of thing either of you wanted people to get accustomed to. And most people understood; except for one.
The more she asked the worse they got. Personal questions were the norm now. Questions about family members and life together and sex. God, the sex questions never ended. ‘Is it good?’ and ‘What are you guys into?’ were some of her favorites. Sometimes she’d get creative with them and switch them up. And every time, you refused to answer. And you relayed this information to Tom like you did most days, and he rolled his eyes in annoyance at her ignorance before leaning down and pressing a soft kiss to your forehead when he saw you were getting riled up.
You softened immediately and sighed. Tom had a calming effect on you. Just being around him was relaxing. After so long together he still could calm you down. And he was cheaper than your copay for therapy, so hey why not vent to him?
“Just forget about her for now, babe,” Tom sighed out, continuing to stroke your hair, “she’s not worth your energy.”
“You're right,” you said quietly, “I’m home, I got my wine, I got my boy, I can relax.”
“Exactly,” Tom said, laughing at your words. He didn’t feel the need to say anything else as you both relaxed, his fingers still threaded in your hair, until a few more minutes went by, your eyes opened, and you turned your head to make sure you were setting down your not yet empty glass on the coffee table.
A soft “hey” escaped Tom’s lips as he watched you use your arms to lean up and turn to face him. He would’ve spoken more but was cut off as your lips pressed to his, the kiss awkward since you had caught him as he was speaking. His lips were slightly chapped and he tasted like spearmint gum as you hovered over him and moved your lips against his.
Tom sighed into the kiss, bringing one hand up to cup your cheek. You clumsily clambered into Tom’s sweatpants clad lap to straddle him and his other hand sat high on your thigh. The kiss was slow and passionate, neither of you in a rush to go further just yet. You melted into the kiss as his tongue slid along your lower lip to ask for permission to enter. You parted your lips immediately, allowing Tom access. After a few moments of lazily making out like teenagers, you pulled away to catch your breath. You closed your eyes, leaning your forehead against Tom’s as you both panted, trying to catch your breath.
“Can we go to our room?” You mumbled, just loud enough for Tom to hear. Your voice was low, soft, and a little shaky from being so tired. His eyes opened at your words and his ears perked up. Tom pulled his head away from yours and your eyes returned to their half-open state.
“I thought you were tired?” He questioned teasingly, tucking some strands of hair behind both your ears and resting his hands on your cheeks. You reached up and wrapped your fingers around Tom’s wrists, smiling sweetly at him. He was sure his heart damn near melted in his chest at the sight of his sleepy girlfriend asking to have sex with him.
“I am,” you said softly, smirking as Tom ran his hands down your sides and settled over your hips, “why do you think I wanna go to our room?” You joked, wrapping your arms loosely around his neck and ducking your head down to place soft kisses along the side of it. He sighed, tilting his head in the opposite direction to give you more room as your fingers carded through the short, soft curls at the back of his head.
“You sure?” Tom asked breathily, as you continued laying kisses across his jaw and below his ear, “Because I don’t want you to do it just because I want to-”
“Tom,” you huffed, pulling away from his neck, your hands migrating to rest on his shoulders. He straightened up and opened his eyes as the feeling of your soft lips disappeared from his neck. “I’m sure. Now shut up and take me to the bedroom.”
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FULL PART
A/N: AAAHHHH ok I mean I definitely put words on the page lol. Fr tho this is the first time I’ve ever posted anything so lmk if y’all want the rest! Feedback is always appreciated! <3
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tooweirdforyou · 3 years
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Shot » With Izo
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A/N : First time writing Izo~ 🤍 major ooc— TuT hope ya enjoy! ☺️
Note : this is short. No one requested this.
Give me a title. I can’t think of a good one.
Summary : Finding one of Izo’s pistols in his room, you play around with it before ‘shooting’ him.
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“His pistol..”
Entering Izo’s quarters, in hopes of coming across him, instead you stumble upon an empty room with and found the 16th commander’s pistols on his desk.
You couldn’t help but giggle a bit when you saw how his room looked though.
Everything was intricately detailed and designed exactly to his taste, from his large desk mirror, to the layout of his bed with Sakura blossoms on the sheets.
Pushing the appearance aside, you head on over to the desk with his pistols and carefully picked one up, not planning on accidentally firing it.
Just as you were examining it, the door opened to reveal just the person you’ve been waiting for.
“[Name]? It’s always a pleasure to see you in my room, but what are you doing here?” Izo’s gentle voice reached your ears as he closes the door, walking towards you.
The noise would startle you, making you jump and nearly stumble but caught your balance, gripping the gun tightly in your hand.
You thanked yourself for not having accidentally pulled the trigger.
Izo’s eyes scan your form to see if there was something wrong and he smiles slightly, sweatdropping when he saw that he had startled you. “Ah, my apologies, [Name], I didn’t mean to scare you.”
He then saw his pistol in your hands and hums. “Please be careful, love. You might hurt yourself or destroy my room..” he trailed off the end, not really wanting to imagine the thought any of his things with a bullethole in it.
You giggle at him and nod, continuing to inspect the firearm closer, pressing your index finger over the intricate details on the handle and the engraving on the sides.
“I was looking for you, I wanted to discuss with you about something.” You answer his earlier question, turning to face him in all of his kimono glory.
In his usual pink kimono, and his usual hair up in a bun, you smile at him softly and just took in how amazing he looked.
Though Izo crossdressed, he was truly handsome yet so beautiful in all the same, who wouldn’t have a crush on him?
“Yeah? What was it that you want to talk about, since I’m here now?”
You almost didn’t hear him, since you were so focused on admiring him. Your mind then drifted to his kind yet elegant personality. Everything about him was detailed, everything was precise and delicate and even though he was so elegant like, he wasn’t snobby.
In actuality, Izo was truly one of the sweetest and softest people met, and could do one hell of a makeover for you. He was always up for a good cup of sake and was great company, always knowing how to keep the conversation going.
His smile.. it was always warm and filled with care, displaying his true emotions. He was always sincere about everything.
If you ever felt down, Izo was one of the greatest people to talk with, offering the best advice he could give and emotional support by making sure you had a smile present on your face, or if he didn’t succeed in that, he was always a great shoulder to cry on and someone to rant to, who listened to every word.
You were truly crushing on Izo.
If only you knew just how much he was crushing on you as well.
The way your eyes light up when you talk about your day to him, since you two promises to talk about your days together after work ended, which often resulted in commenting about something Ace did.
The way our smile brightens when you laugh at a joke one of you had said, simply because it was ridiculous. Or when you laughed because the two of you decided to see who could do the best makeup, but you purposely messed up his.
The way you call his name, even if I was to ask a simple question, like to reach somethng on a upper shelf that you couldn’t get.
There was never a time where he didn’t think about you, ever since you joined Whitebeard.
Of course. You never knew.
Being so distracted, you hadn’t realized how many times Izo was calling out to you.
“[Name]?”
“...you’re incredible.”
Your sudden comment had Izo taken back, brows furrowing at you. “Pardon? What do you..”
Walking towards Izo, you smile gently and gripping the pistol in your hand, before holding it out and aiming it directly at his chest.
Continuing your walk, you press the end right onto him and look up at him, confusion clear in his eyes.
“Izo, I’m in love with you.”
It was a sudden confession, and he was most definitely not expecting it.
You then wink and pretended to shoot, acting as if you had actually fired.
“Bang!”
Blowing at the imaginary smoke coming out of the end of the gun, you grin cheekily at Izo, despite your pink cheeks.
Izo stood still, unmoved.
And then his heart began to beat faster. He became breathless and felt as if he had been shot.
By an arrow of love. His heart had nearly bursted.
Was Cupid in the vicinity?
The adorable grin plastered across your face made his chest beat even faster and he didn’t believe he could be any more in love with you than now.
Slowly pressing his hand against his rapidly beating heart, he couldn’t suppress the smile that formed, before finally letting out the many chuckles and light laughs that escaped him.
You smile at the sight of him and went to place the gun back, ignoring the fact that you had basically confessed to Izo but received no response.
But Izo grabbed your hand to stop you, smiling teasingly a bit. “Where do you think you’re going?”
You hum as you faced the male, shrugging playfully. “I have duties to fulfill. We can discuss later on.”
Izo tilts his head skeptically and kept his soft smile. “Do you plan on taking responsibility for your action? You aren’t going to bring me to Marco? I’ve been shot, both emotionally and mentally.”
“Hm, are you in any pain?” You continue to stay clueless and innocent, looking at Izo’s body to see if there were any signs of injury.
“Yes, I am.” Izo confirms, a sly grin forming as he brings his other hand up to grip your chin between his two fingers, forcing you to look up at him.
“Oh? And where are you hurting?” You ask, slightly biting your lip and felt the quickening beat of your heart.
“Right here. I’ve been shot in the chest.”
Pressing his own hand to his chest, right over his heart, you focusing more on his lips then where he was gesturing to.
“Oh yeah?.. and who is the cause of your pain?”
Unknowingly, the two of you were leaning closer and closer to each other, until you were inches apart.
Izo stifles a laugh at your comment as he slowly leans further to close the distance, shutting his eyes as he did so.
“They’re right in front of me..”
And with that, the distance between the two of you closed and were now sharing a kiss.
Smiles formed and sparks flew as you leaned into him, Izo wrapping his arms around your waist as the kiss began to fill with soft passion.
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A/N : OOC AND THE ENDING IS SOO BADD OMGG. I thought of this idea but I never really considering an ending for it? And it’s Izo so I couldn’t do one of the endings I had in mind because it doesn’t really match Izo and UGH OMG.
this doesn’t have a proper ending- aaAHHhh
Hope you still liked it and I’m sorry it doesn’t have a proper ending. 🤧🤍
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dianaburnwood · 3 years
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HITMAN 3: First Impressions
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This post is full of SPOILERS. Also, it is LONG, so.... yeah. Be prepared lol 
HITMAN 3. Also known as: Diana’s Game. 
Dear GOD I am in love. 
I’m going to do my best to make this coherent. But. I am still freaking out. And I have SO much more to explore!!!! This won’t be very in-depth because I played each map exactly once so far. There’s so much left to see, conversations to overhear, opportunities to exploit - but, I DO have some first impressions, oh hell yes. 
Menu: 
That menu music!!! I was not expecting that at all. It was a mix of choral and classical with previous themes intertwined, and it reminded me of Blood Money. Speaking of Blood Money, this game is Blood Money. 
Dubai: 
Very, very beautiful. Kinda thought Grey made it all about himself lol of course he wanted to say “in your face” to the partners, but it was like 47 was just there to pull the trigger, like he’d not been hurt by them too. But, I really liked it. Trapping them in a room and watching them freak while Grey watched me kill them?? Helloo??? Popping off HARD from the start and I love it.
So - here’s the thing. I don’t get the timing. Diana tells them then that Edwards escaped. Did he escape just before the boys got to Dubai? Or were they unavailable to reach until then? It seems that the message Grey got at the end of HAVEN was after Olivia hacked the HAVEN servers, and then the boys were out of reach so after Diana discovered Edwards was gone, she couldn’t tell them until Dubai? And it was shown to us in a different order to leave us hanging? I dunno. Maybe? It seems weird. 
THE CUTSCENE here omg - once again establishing that 47 and Diana are ride or die. “Diana will make it right, she always does” - BABE. BABE. SWEET BOY. His little face when Grey doesn’t trust Diana. OMGGG.
Dartmoor: 
I went the murder mystery route, of course. I figured it was Emma from her conversation with her husband, but I got all the clues after just to be sure. Can’t believe Carlisle just handed 47 the file on Edwards and then went out alone on the balcony like I wasn’t gonna kill her??? Bitch????? do you forget who i am?????? Anyway, the murder mystery was SO much fun, but I can’t wait to infiltrate this manor in other ways. Lots of Beldingford vibes here.
THE CUTSCENE bdsfgafhlsjfah WAHT????? Ok so HOW did Edwards know where they were? And - ok, so it made for an amazing scene, but Grey is a badass. He is a mercenary genius that duped the ICA and brought Providence to its knees. How did he get himself surrounded in the woods by CICADA? But he did, and it was beautiful, and he literally only shot himself to save 47, and the LOOK in 47′s eyes on his balaclava face - I just bfjKSFasad. I can’t believe he died so early tho. I was very sure he’d die somehow, but SO early. WOW. 
Berlin:
fucking hell. Berlin. fuck. fucckkkk. 
I wanna shout out to Mini (not gonna tag you in case you’re avoiding spoilers) but hot damn girl if you’re reading you were BANG ON about 47 wearing Grey’s coat. I really didn’t think it was his. It was. It is such a beautiful way for 47 to express his emotions about this death without actually saying anything. Omg. It was perfection. I’m crying thinking about it.
BERLIN was where this game really upped its... game. Like WOW. 5 targets, and it’s the ICA. Clearly Edwards went to the ICA board at this stage and was like uhhhh so you need to take these ppl out. HOWEVER I am amazed that the ICA is like “oh, ok”. DO you not remember what happened in SOUTH DAKOTA. 
But going after the ICA is a fucking trip and I love it. I love how 47 says each agent’s name to himself. I love how he listens in and the team handler realises it. I love how she pulls the rest of her team out once you get 5. I love that the ICA agents use disguises too!!! This is truly APEX PREDATOR and I love that they named it that. Y’all think you have the balls to go up against 47??? bitch?????
But the fact that you have to find the targets and none of them are marked is so fantastic. I found 6, but I have no idea how many are actually available - but I’m gonna find out!!! The club is HUGE as well, and lots of throwbacks to Contracts, especially with the biker gang. Amazing. Amazing level. I’m so excited to replay it. 
Also they really addressed the elephant in the room with the ICA agents describing 47 as a caucasian male, bald, average height and ppl being like uh that’s every man here, and then he said yeah but he’s got this big tattoo lmao 
Chongqing
ok this is where I started to think this game was my fanfiction. Inside the ICA? Showing off how truly international it is, and high tech. Hidden in plain sight. Ready to dismantle in 12 hours if needed. SO perfect. This lore builds on Absolution and Blood Money ICA lore in wonderful ways. 
Also, I don’t know why the IOI and DK of the logo looked different in the trailer, they must have been just hard to make out. Cos in the game, the ICA logo is the same as all previous games. 
Also, analysts do client vetting? Intrigue. Always assumed that was part of the handlers’ job. I take it all back Diana, you have never done anything wrong in your life, ever 
I killed Royce by firing the ppl she recommended so she’d get trapped in the data core cleaning. I killed Hush (what a name I love it) as his patient. 
Working with Olivia is really fun. I missed Diana, but Olivia brought a whole fresh perspective. I also really like how neither Grey nor Olivia are as good as Diana - they both fucked up while guiding 47 at least once. 
47 saying “...I will leave you to prepare” to Olivia, I yelled fdagsfa
Also I love how 47 decided to expose the ICA exactly like Diana did in Absolution. Those two. One of a kind. My heart. And his desire to protect her. I love that the files showed their start together. Olivia saying “I can see why you...” and then she stopped herself. We all KNOW what she was gonna say. 
AND AND AND AND 
the cutscene - I screamed
“47 has one weakness. Me.” 
I swear to fucking GOD, IO has seen into my soul. I’ve said all along that Diana is 47′s weakness, and he is hers. But to hear it said, aloud, by my girl? WHAT???!!!!!
Mendoza
Ok. OK. OKKKKKK. OK. I can’t even write about this one. This was where I was pretty sure I was hallucinating the entire level. This is my Diana and 47 dreams come true. This is insane. This is EVERYTHING.
So we have OUR MOMENT IN THE SUN. She puts her HAND on HIS HAND and he looks in fucking wonderment at it. ahugarhiewEG;FEJGHEFlejlhsgfes;gjrsgt. I can’t. I can barely get through writing about this. 
Diana - the dress, the Jolie thigh slit, the jewellery, the hair (they finally fixed her fucking hair), SASS. “I have tango fever” omg. 
How do these ppl not have a pic of 47 by now lol 
I followed Diana and Vidal around cos I was entranced by my girl. Diana was fucking amazing each time. So much sass. Little did I know I interrupted them enough times for Vidal to say “ok son let’s talk”. I saw the tango and I was like omg imagine if I could dance with Diana. 
well.
WELL. 
Anyway, got to kill Vidal via her own setup for me, and that was amazing. I wasn’t expecting it at all. I snuck into the house to kill Yates, and overheard him calling Edwards’ voicemail. Also, it is April 2021?? So, yeah. My previous dates were way wrong lol. 
And then, ALL MY DREAMS CAME TRUE. Diana and 47 fucking dancing the tango? I was pissed that I was in a security guard outfit, next time I play he will be in his tuxedo baby. 
Diana’s comments to 47 when he’s in disguise tho, I was freaking. As security “you look like a true professional. I feel so much safer with you gentlemen around” aaahhhh
UH HE FELL TO THE GROUND COS OF POISON fngjfagfljgnsdfa
I am so glad I was right about my baby girl tho. She even told him “you didn’t have a choice” about her parents. Good. I’m so glad I was right about that. But omg it broke my heart to have 47 so, SO, SOOO sure of Diana all along, defending her to Grey and Olivia, knowing, KNOWING that she was on his side, and then, he eventually started to doubt it. 
I was screaming at my screen - this is BLOOD MONEY! SHe is doing what she did in BLOOD MONEY!!!!
But, for a second, 47 wasn’t sure anymore. And Diana played her part well. 
Carpathian Mountains
Ok, what I love most about Contracts was how it gave us an insight into 47′s psyche, and this game upped that tenfold. Him seeing all his targets surround him? Him imagining Diana and the Constant dancing together? Him imagining her say terrible things about him, things he’s thought about himself deep down, always, omg, but he finally snapped out of it. Ironic that thinking about Grey snapped him out of it, when in life Grey had not trusted Diana. But 47 came to the realisation on his own. Diana would never betray him. 
opening that door and finding out you’re on a fucking train?????? I screamed. 
I am a bit disappointed that it turned out Romania wasn’t significant, they just happened to be passing through. But omg the fact that you are “subject 47″ again. I freaked. This is 47′s worst nightmare. 
I love that you have a free pass to kill everyone in this level. I did it in stealth anyway, cos it felt wonderfully tense to sneak through that train. But wow. This is another BIG risk that IO took. The train was straight out of Uncharted, and crafting a silencer for your pistol??? Hello The Last of Us????? But I don’t care. They used those elements super well. 
I think some people will be angry at this game because parts of it (especially the last level) were a departure from how HITMAN and HITMAN 2 worked. But I love it. I love that they took risks to tell the story they wanted to tell, and those risks paid off. 
47′s undying loyalty to Diana, omg. Telling Edwards bye bitch, I’ll never forget who I am again, and Diana thinks you suck. <3<3<3<3<3
ENDING
OH MY GOD. ONE YEAR LATER????? 47 obviously took some time off cos he fucking needed a break. But he’s back, baby. Ending on “it’s good to be back” was wonderful. The game ended where the 2015 trailer for HITMAN started, and I’m crying. He’s ready to continue with Diana, and not because it’s what he was made to do, not because he doesn’t know what else to do, but finally, because he CHOOSES to do that. 
But one year later? What does that mean? Has Diana rebuilt the ICA like in Blood Money, or will she and 47 work together without anyone else? They’ll need the infrastructure that an organisation like the ICA has though. Diana said she would dismantle Providence from the top down once Edwards was gone, but how? Does that mean dismantling what’s left of the ICA? They were one and the same by the end of the game. All that didn’t just disappear. I’m left with so many questions. 
I was disappointed Diana wasn’t in the cabin when 47 got there. And I wonder why she wasn’t. She knew he was coming, but they are clearly still on good terms. Maybe she wasn’t sure what to expect. But does that mean they hadn’t spoken in a year since??? But she didn’t sound surprised to hear him, and he had coordinates that he was following, so I think they arranged to meet. But her phone was in there when he arrived, and she wasn’t. Maybe he was tracking her phone? Did she come back there to him after????? 
BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT 
the game 
ended
with 47
smiling 
And for that I will be forever grateful. 
Ok bye, I need to play it again. RIP work tomorrow lol 
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franklyshipping · 2 years
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Alrighty seems like ive chosen to do a few a day if I can help it
Anti
This man is fearl
Literally
Bares his teeth at you
Growls
Hunts you down
One of the most feared lers
When he first came there he used these tactics to keep people away from him
He was certain people would only get hurt if they got close
Used to be refered to as a monster
That struck him hard
He was pissy with anyone that got too close
Dark managed to get closer than the others
Not like the others tried to get close though
Dark stayed by him
Took him into the void to fight if he needed to let off steam
One day Dark found the man just completely broken down
One too many harsh words said towards him and he locked himself away
First and only time Dark ever saw that man cry
Anti doesnt like showing emotions
He wasnt created to have them
Dark held him and spoke to him a long time that night
Turns out Anti hadnt been sleeping or eating
Dark made him sleep and cooked him some food
Dark is one of the best cooks in the house
He got Anti to eat after he slept
Anti was very grumbly
Dark thought he was acting like a child so he poked his side
It all unfolded from there
Dark made sure the room was sound proof though its questionable if that was true considering how loud his squeals were
High pitched cackles and glitchy giggles are how he sounds
Its very cute
Robbie is what made everyone warm up to Anti
He treated Robbie like he was an adult instead of a baby
Robbie adored him for that
People act like he cant do anything
Anti doesnt
Instantly got attached to Anti
Anti didnt mind
Robbie is one of the only people to never say anything bad about him
Like ever
Anti appreciates it
Anti got closer with the others after they noticed him cuddling Robbie and threatening anyone who dared wake the boy
Yan could relate with him
The two got along well
Trauma buds
Once this man has you in his grasp you are not getting away
Will make you scream
He can be very gentle
But only to those who he sees need it
Love watching people giggle
Its his favorite thing
Teasy fuck
Will do whatever it takes to make you blush
"Poor little thing trapped in the tickle monsters grasp with no escape, I get to tickle and tickle and tickle and theres nothing you can do~"
Yep
He absolutely destroys people
Has a crush on bim
Bim is fucking oblivious
Like seriously how do you not see this man drooling over you
All in all hes a lovable feral asshole who is secretly a big softey
Who should I do next?
AAAHHHH I FUCKIN LOVE ANTI YEEESSSS MY GLITCHY FERAL BOYYO 😆💜
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The Originals: 1x02-1x08 Review
So I watched TVD during quarantine last year, and even though I swore to never to watch another Julie Plec show again, I’m giving TO a chance! I thought I’d share my thoughts, let people know whether Plec has disappointed me again or how much I love Rebekah Mikaelson. Pilot won’t be included. 
1x02
YAYY REBEKAH, my queen is back 
I love that Klaus is already plotting
Ok I can’t really blame Hayley for what she’s doing, Klaus doesn’t exactly have the best track record
Saw it coming from a mile away that the one who picks up the coin dies
Ooh the Marbekah ship…not sure if I’m on board with it yet but they got something going on
I can’t stop seeing the Klebekah chemistry and I don’t like it
This family has a LONG way to go with development
I don’t really see much resemblance between Cami and Caroline  
KLAUS, HOW IS CHOKING HAYLEY GONNA HELP THE BABY
What the hell is Hayley wearing in this episode
Oh Rebekah…girl, I would’ve just RAN AWAY from Klaus
Hello Davina Claire…she should’ve gotten a nicer attic, it’s so rundown
Why does Marcel sleep in Rebekah’s old room…out of all the places to sleep 
Klaus talks about how Marcel took everything he built…the white man saying this about a former slave…it’s not sitting right with me
Wtf is Davina drawing/painting, it’s literally just scribbles
1x03
….is that Elijah’s diary….so does everyone have one basically
I love diabolical planning!! 
Ooh Rebekah coming in with the interrogation
Thierry has a witch gf damn…probably won’t end well for them
Why are Klaus and Rebekah just talking openly in a bar?? Hello? VAMPIRE HEARING?!
OOH THIERRY IS GONNA GET BEAT 
Wait I completely forgot that Klaus was telling Hayley his plan, I literally thought for a second that he was talking to himself
Love that Marcel looks almost turned on when Rebekah says “maybe I’ll feed [Cami’s] heart to you”
Finally someone mentions how young the Originals are supposed to be
Here we go with another ugly Davina drawing
Poor Thierry, he was a smart man, but people like him don’t survive when they get too smart 
Davina honey, draw better please
WOW the garden looks extremely cruel and disgusting
Cami’s gonna get compelled again, isn’t she
Poor Davina caught in the middle of a power play between all these men 
Also Elijah looks REALLY good in a suit, I understand if Hayley wants more eye candy
1x04
CAMI IS HITTING ALL THE MARKS WITH DIAGNOSING KLAUS HAHAHA
LOL CAMI’S REACTIONS ABOUT BEING COMPELLED 
Davina and Marcel’s relationship is cute 
Yup, it was a setup for Hayley, can’t say I’m surprised
Ok good she escaped, idk why I’m acting like she’s not going to get out of this alive
This violin music is very ominous
….sorry but Marcel kind of keeps Davina as a prisoner
Great, bust out the windows, that’s definitely gonna help Tim if shards of glass fly everywhere
I’m guessing werewolves took Hayley
KLAUS JUST THREW TIM RIGHT OVER LMAO
Haha I knew I was right about the werewolves
Marcel’s gonna rip someone’s heart out 
Oh nope it was just the neck
CAMI’S DOORS ARE WIDE OPEN?! IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT?! I know vampires need an invite but still
Putting in my guess that Marcel indirectly killed Cami’s twin brother
OH CAMI, I FEEL FOR YOU GIRL, I HOPE YOU EVENTUALLY FIND OUT WHO DID IT
ELIJAH’S BACKKK 
1x05
Love the Elijah sass
Sophie Deveraux seems cool, but I could be wrong lol
16 yr old all-powerful witch…now who else does this remind me of that’s also part of TVDU  
SOPHIE AND MARCEL HOOKED UP?! Didn’t see that coming 
What is the priest going to do about the harvest?! 
AAAHHHH THE WITCHES HEXED CAMI’S BROTHER
So basically the witches suck and the vampires suck. Werewolves, you’re up
Marcel threatening Rebekah, an Original…sorry but I laughed
WHY ARE KLAUS AND REBEKAH STILL TALKING OPENLY IN A BAR WHERE PEOPLE CAN EASILY HEAR THEM
Couldn’t Marcel have renovated the attic a little, more condo-style? How does Davina get her meals? 
Davina, girl, find another hobby, drawing’s not working out for you
Father Kieran is pretty badass, I like him
Marcel and Klaus finally having it out!! I love a good fight scene
ELIJAHHH COMING TO THE PARTY FUCK YEAH
I love that Hayley gave Elijah a slap as a greeting 
SO THE HARVEST GIRLS CAN BE RESURRECTED 
Oh shit, Sophie’s a player in this game for power
1x06
Aww there’s already a small baby bump
Mikaelson diabolical planning is always so fun to watch  
Looks like Marcel is starting to sniff out Klaus’s plans 
Does Davina know that it’s possible to draw with colours that aren’t black
Oh Cami…I really do feel for you, I’m hoping this girl finds some sort of peace that isn’t achieved with compulsion
Klaus was eavesdropping, good. He should know that he isn’t actually helping Cami
Why are we back in the creepy ass garden 
Did JP think we’d be stupid enough to believe that the Mikaelson mansion is different from the old Salvatore house?
Yeah, let’s “chat” with Agnes and kill her 
IT’S BEEN MONTHS SINCE THE MIKAELSONS CAME TO NOLA?! 
Why is Thierry acting smarter than Marcel smh
I’m sorry but the humans cannot possibly be any sort of threat…unless you’re Matt Donovan, who we all know is unkillable  
Potential new crackship: Rebekah and Hayley
I swear every conversation that Marbekah has is just hinted sexual innuendos…not that I’m complaining tho
I see you, Haylijah….I’ll be keeping my eye on you two 
REBEKAH DON’T GO, YOU’RE THE BEST MIKAELSON
Marcel and Rebekah are probably going to make out...and there it is
KLAUS POSING AMONG THE CHURCH MANTLEPIECES LMAOO I CAN’T 
Elijah ripping out hearts…now that’s hot
So Marcel sleeps in Rebekah’s old room AND keeps everything the same?! He really has it bad for her
Klaus looked SO awkward trying to comfort Cami LOLOL 
OOH CAMI WITH THAT SPEECH!! I like it 
And of course, Hayley is gone but that means Rebekah’s probably coming back, and my crackship can thrive
1x07
OOH DAMN KLAUS JUST JOINED FIGHT NIGHT 
ELIJAH’S HERE TOO IN AN AMAZING SUIT 
TYLER MOTHAFUCKIN LOCKWOOD IS IN THE HOUSE  
Hayley wants to talk about betrayal?? Didn’t she help to kill 12 hybrids and betray Tyler’s trust??
Klaus is getting jealous of Haylijah….
Tyler had every reason to go after Klaus. Is it right for him to use Hayley and the baby? No, but I understand why Tyler wants revenge
Well, at least Marcel is smart with getting Josh to be a double agent
AND MY QUEEN REBEKAH IS BACK, THAT’S RIGHT, KICK MARCEL’S ASS 
The poor werewolves, they really don’t seem to have any reason to be put down
Ew, Josh likes DJ music??  
Davina played piano!! I bet she’d be better at it than drawing
Oh Tyler, please, honey, GO HOME 
ELIJAH FOUND HAYLEY YESSS 
Oh no…Klaus and Tyler showdown…I’m not looking forward to this
AWW MARCEL HALTED CONSTRUCTION ON HIS AND REBEKAH’S HOUSE WHEN SHE RAN
Tyler, what good will a stake do against an Original if it’s not white oak
I LAUGHED WHEN ELIJAH MIMICKED KLAUS’S VOICE
WAIT, HAYLEY WAS BORN 1991?! That makes her only a yr older than Caroline 
Hayley is looking out for her baby, I think she’s allowed to have doubts about Klaus’s motives
Looks like Rebekah’s heading over to Marcel’s team
TYLER TALKING TO MARCEL, FINALLY A SMART IDEA
1x08
Yeah, Rebekah shouldn’t have come back to NOLA
Yeah, Klaus would never bite you, Rebekah! He’d just dagger you…well, at least he admitted it too
Tyler is NOT an old enemy lmao
I’m surprised that Klaus likes the typewriter, I’d find the sound annoying
Cami is right, his paranoia is earned but you’d think Klaus would master the art of self-improvement 
Ok, Marbekah is kind of cute
And there’s Klaus’s threat for Josh, obviously very crucial and gory
Where’s Sophie Deveraux? What’s she up to?
Elijah in time-period clothing…I’m all for it, we needed more of that on TVD (specifically with Stefan Salvatore.)
Elijah really has it bad for this Celeste, not that I blame him tho 
Klaus’s counting in French was TERRIBLE 
WHY IS HAYLEY ALWAYS GETTING CHOKED BY A MIKAELSON BROTHER
KLAUS’S AMBER EYES OH YES I’M HERE FOR THIS 
Klaus is DEPLETING Marcel’s army
I don’t love Marcel bowing to Klaus and handing over his “kingdom” considering their history 
Oh no, Klaus’s compulsion is getting to Cami’s head 
Well, at least Eve is looking out for Hayley
Let’s see if Rebekah gets daggered again (she didn’t, thank god)
KLAUS, IF YOU WANT TO BE A GOOD FATHER, THEN TRY. Your kid doesn’t need an empire, she needs people who love and care for her
How did Elijah side with Klaus’s enemies?! 
Cami is definitely intelligent…too bad that Father Kieran knows all this info 
1x09-1x16 coming soon! Please, DO NOT POST SPOILERS OR HATE COMMENTS. I don’t expect people to agree with my opinions, but being rude is not going to get me to change mine. I haven’t seen the show before, my opinions are probably going to change over time as I keep watching. If you want longer notes on any of the episodes, please ask or message me, I’d be happy to share them. 
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Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo
!!!!SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!
these spoilers will pretty much tell the story!
tw: Violence, Death, Gun Violence, Sexual Assault (Sex trafficking, not shown), Drug Addiction, Abuse, PTSD, Genocide
read: june 1- june 8
stars: 1000/5
I said that I would read this before the show came out but hey at least I read it before I saw the show! but I did watch all the edits given via Instagram haha
All I can say is that I wish I was in the book right alongside the crows, but alas I think Kaz would have killed me. I would have challenged him too much or call him out on his huge inej crush. This was probably one of the best books I've ever read and that is saying something as I have read hundreds of books.
Getting into this book with Joost's POV was interesting considering I was wondering what it would have added to the story. It in fact really set up the scene of how dangerous jurda parem was even before we really knew what it was. Having Inej be the one, in my opinion, to start the story and Kaz's story was a really great choice as Inej is the one who can really see Kaz throughout the story, albeit she does have troubles sometimes as kaz is like a slippery fish that flails in your hands trying to escape back into the water. (I'll be honest that probably wasn't the best thing to reference kaz as if you know what I mean)
Meeting the rest of the crows and seeing how entangled their pasts were was amazing. It was also nice to see their pasts and how it has effected/haunted them, especially kaz and inej. Kaz had gone through such terrible and traumatic events that caused him to live just out of spite and for revenge. I hope kaz gets that revenge and can finally be rid of his ghost. It was so sad to see what had happened to Inej at the age of 14 and how that caused her to become the feared Wraith of Ketterdam. She never ceased to amaze me because of who she was and the whole incinerator chapter was scaring me. This was me the entire portion: JUST CLIMB FASTER STOP TELLING ME HOW YOUR SHOES ARE LITERALY MELTING OFF YOUR POOR TOES + KAZS GLOVES AAAAHHHH I was so proud of her after though and after all the scary things she accomplished like the freaking TANK, I still don't know how she got that. She just jumped out of a WINDOW and found a TANK??? aaahhhh If I happen to be teleported into this book I will straight up fear her like no secret is safe and I will have no idea where she is. She can just go BOOM and she'll have me tied up for kaz. he'd probably do it after my 10th tease about his crush on inej haha. I loved the line inej said "I will have you without armor, Kaz Brekker, or I will not have you at all" I loved that even though what inej suffured she still knew her worth and put her foot down, bc its what she deserves. she deserves a man that loves her entire self and understands that she can and will take care of herself. I am also glad that kaz mentioned that he needs to become the man inej needs and he acknowledges that he needs help and will put in the work for her.
Nina and Jesper are probably my favorite chaotic bisexuals and I aspire to be like them, just without the gambling problem. I loved their interactions with Matthias and Wylan especially when they were baiting them. Their "is that the face" "yes! kaz's scheming face" was the best lines I read. I like how it implies he does the scheming face a lot. I loved nina and how confident/comfortable she was with her body, we don't see that many bigger female characters :/ I think I would be like matthias when he gets flustered. Jesper is so funny and his teasing of wylan "merchling" it was so cute
Matthias and Wylan were very interesting to me because we didn't know a lot about them. I truly love Matthias character arc and how he was trying to unlearn much of the Drüskelle propaganda that was drilled into him about the Grisha. It was cute to see his feelings change for Nina as they travel for the Ice Court. I will say that this line "I have been made to protect you. Only in death will I be kept from this oath." is probably the best love line I will ever hear, nothing will ever be able to top this. Wylan's lack of a POV was so weird but I guess it might not have added to the story but it might have helped ease the massive shock the ending caused me to feel. I hope I'll read about how Wylan ended up with the crows!!
Also I don't know how they made it out of the Ice Court. like the fact 6 teenagers were able to steal a tank, bust through the WALLS, take down a freaking tree (poor Matthias he had to watch that), steal something from the UNSTEALABLE and live??. I honestly think they all have the lives of a cat. AND kaz drowning?? and nina bringing him back to his senses "three million kruge" "its four million kruge" I will never be able to forget that interaction it was just too funny and so kazzle dazzle. matthias' "I. SHOULD. LET. YOU. DROWN" was so funny I was surprised he actually brought back the demjin. but I am very glad he did haha
The ending was something I never saw coming and I absolutely loved it. I am thoroughly lucky I had Crooked Kingdom sitting on my shelf. once I closed the book I jumped out of my bed and RAN to my bookshelf. I could not wait to read it because my god that ending was scary, the panic I felt for my poor crows was intense :) Also I hope a certain merchant goes to Hellgate!!
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