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911 (mainly buddie) + ao3 tags + very unnecessary commentary from me pt. 2
#evan buckley#evan buck buckley#eddie diaz#buck x eddie#buddie#buddieedit#buddie edit#911 on abc#911 abc#tv: 911#911 edit#myedits#my edits#ao3 tags#a03 crack#buddie incorrect quotes#incorrect 911 quotes#911 incorrect quotes
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Oh I get it now!
I don't really wanna post my total stats but I'll do word counter because I think it's insane.
🎱 - Word Count: 1,807,513
🛼 - my latest WIP in five emojis - 🪽😰📝👿🤫
🧃- amethyst lore that I've never posted about? I knit and crochet a lot! Especially crochet! That's actually gonna become relevant in TTSBC soon! Don't ask me how but I promise it will, and you will be able to tell very quickly that I know way to much about yarn 😆
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Recreation of how I feel after edging all my WIP's
Me: "Hmm whats this? A 3K long smut fic of a character I was hyperfixated on that only lacking an ending, well we cant have than now can we"
(Closes word doc)
(Opens new word Doc)
Me:"Imagine one WIP hell imagine 44"
Word doc: "No please we where so close to being finished so you could post us on Tumblr"
Me: "Shut it slut, time to write..."
(Looking at camera with smoolering chad face)
Me: "Another Eniemes to lovers angst to fluff to smut"
Word Doc: "Nonono not again you have like 18 other uncompleted works with the exact same idea"
Me: "Shh its gonna be ok im litterly him”
Word Doc: “FOR FUCK SAKE”
@zorosleftmantit101 2024
#zorosleftmantit#one piece#one piece x reader#baldurs gate 3#bg3 tav#zevlor x tav#zevlor smut#one piece x you#crack post#baldurs gate astarion#baldurs gate x reader#bg3 x reader#bg3 x tav#funny stuff#relatable#headcanon#a03 writer#tumblr memes
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It's been a minute! 👀 @wastelandbutch
[Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4]
#wenclair#lgbt#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#enid x wednesday#wednesday x enid#twitter au#twitter#wastelandbutch#wenclair social media au#clickbait#wednesday is soft for enid#enid is a lesbian#she enjoys stressin Wednesday out#lmao same#a03#wlw#crack#kinda
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here, have another dumbass good omens crack fic
Galvanized and sparking, gunmetal clouds tossed themselves across the sky. Across the way, the Metatron stood, unblinking and monochrome. Beside him, a hundred thousand angels flickered with holy light. Daggers billowed with heavenly flames, rending the comfortable shadows apart and replacing them with the antiseptic, blinding breadth of apotheosis.
Crowley felt his breath catch in his throat.
The end tasted like the hollowing breath of November—the shape of absence, the rattling gasp of a drowning man. If they were to go down, they'd go down hand in hand, he and his angel. He tightened his grip, and felt Aziraphale return the pressure with a rare ferocity.
They walked a tightrope. Tension, sharp as a heavenly blade, hummed in the air between them. Our side.
Then, without warning, Nina appeared beside Crowley, Maggie in tow. The demon opened his mouth to speak, to ask them why (to tell them to go back into the bookshop where it was safe, to reassure them that everything would be okay—even if he couldn't convince himself).
"Give me your hand," Nina instructed. Aziraphale's brow crinkled in confusion, and even the Metatron's gaze flickered to the two humans. She stood, hand outstretched, waiting for Crowley to comply. After a moment of bewildered sputtering and half-formed questions, he placed his palm against hers. On Nina's other side, she reached to join hands with Maggie. The rising blush in the blonde woman's cheeks didn't escape Crowley's notice.
There, in the middle of the street at the end of the world, the four of them turned to look upon the army of God.
It was only then that the Metatron spoke. "Enlisting the assistance of humans? Really? This is just pathe—"
"Oi, shut it," Maggie snapped. And then it was Nina's turn to blush. No need for sudden rainstorms or Austen-esque ballroom dances, Crowley thought. Just gotta get humans facing down Armageddon and then va-voom. He tucked that information away for later, and returned his attention to the two women beside him.
Nina and Maggie exchanged a look, and then, as one: "With our combined powers of gay, we cast thee out!"
All was still. Aziraphale remained silent, but the demon could hear him practically vibrating with anxiety. Crowley squeezed his hand, fear running through him in equal measure.
All the world was quiet, save for the crackling of heavenly fire. Anticipation rose like a looming tidal wave.
And then the Metatron scoffed. "I have no idea what you hoped you might accomplish in doing that. Honestly, this has to be the most pitiful attempt at a—"
But he didn’t get to finish, because, in the blink of an eye, the holy messenger and his heavenly army were all violently yoinked up into the sky.
A beat passed, astonished and still.
And then the clouds cleared, revealing a tall, curving rainbow that arced its way across all of Soho. Nina placed a hand over her heart and sniffed as she peered up into the heavens. “Gay rights,” she murmured, soft and reverent.
Crowley wiped a tear from his eye. “Hell yeah, gay rights.”
here's the actual, serious version of the fic, if you're interested: x
#this is so stupid + silly im so sorry lol#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziracrow#aziraphale#ineffable lovers#go2#ineffable wives#azicrow#good omens crack#gomens#good omens season 2#good omens season two#nina good omens#maggie good omens#a03 fanfic#ao3 good omens#ao3 author#david tennant#michael sheen#neil gaiman#terry pratchett#crack fic#ineffable idiots#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale#good omens fic#good omens fanfic
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THE SEVEN STAGES OF ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN SHUTTING DOWN
STAGE ONE DENIAL
#ao3#no if this doesn't get fixed youre gonna see me on a true crime podcast#i will throw hands#wattpad is staring at me waiting for me too crack#i might crack and go to wattpad#please A03 workers ill let you out of the basement if you fix this#im mentally ill and my hyper fixation decides to just shut down blasphemy!#utter blasphemy
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Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types
Relationships: Optimus Prime/Shockwave
Characters: Optimus Prime, Shockwave (Transformers)
Additional Tags: ShockOP Week, ShockOP Week 2023, Fandom Week, Crack, Fluff and Humor, Awkward Flirting, Awkward Romance, Alternate Universe, Post-War, From enemies to coworkers, End goal being lovers, Not Canon Compliant, Autobots win the war but aren't involved with rebuilding Cybertron AU, Don't Examine This Too Closely, Has some IDW elements but really isn't in that universe, Angst with a Happy Ending, Angst and Feels, Shockwave has the bare minimum when it comes to emotions AU, Some Plot, Complete, Ambiguous/Open Ending
SUMMARY:
The war has ended and many Decepticons face either execution or long sentences of jail.
Therefore, it is only logical for Shockwave to flirt with a Prime to either lighten or alter his sentencing.
For ShockOP Week 2023
@shockopweek
#shockOP#shockOP week 2033#a03 link#fanfiction#fluff and humor#crack#transformers#complete#some plot but not much
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TOH Head Canon:
Watching the trailer for the Weird Al Biopic.
Gus: It’s so crazy that Al dated Madonna!
Luz: That didn’t —
Hunter: They must have been a power couple or something.
Gus: I know right?
Camila: They didn’t actually —
Vee: C’mon…
Gus: I wonder why they broke up?
Luz: OKAY! One more time! Weird Al never dated Madonna! That movie is meant to be a parody. It’s supposed to be funny.
Hunter: Yeah. That makes sense actually. Al is WAY too cool for her. No one would ever believe that he’d date her in real life.
Gus: Totally true there. Al is an icon. Madonna had like one song that was famous?
Hunter: I know right? AL dating MADONNA. *snorts*
Vee: *Hand on face shaking her head*
#fanfiction#hunter noceda#toh hunter#toh gus#luz nodeda#the owl house camila#toh headcanon#toh human realm#a03 fanfic#hunter wittebane#hunter deamonne#gus porter#toh vee#crack fic#weird al#the owl house#toh incorrect quotes#Spotify
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WILL THERE BE A NEW CHAPTER OF DYLARRISON FIC TODAY. THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW
#ANYONE ELSE FOLLOWING IN THE CRACKS OF LIGHT I DREAMED OF YOU ON A03#I AM DESPERATE FOR THE UPDATE AUGHHHHH#OP
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So, I wrote my first ever fic. My take on 911 6B.
#buddie#911 on fox#buck x eddie#buck and eddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#read on ao3#a03 fic#6b speculation#buckley diaz family#911 buddie#911 crack#911 fic
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I check the Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin) tag on ao3 like I check the news
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Right. Now.
Go on a03. search sun and moon show bloodmoon. There's a certain...fic that's questionable (not the one where Lunar gives bloodmoon a christmas present. The other one). You'll know when you see it. Just look at the tags.
What. The. SHIT.
#“bloodmoon finds a new interest” on a03#the tags#a03 writers are on crack man#sun and moon show#sun and moon show bloodmoon#why am I curious to read this#i wont do it but#sksrsrsss#seriously though they went wild with this fic#they're planning more than one chapter????#I am beyond confused
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Shinsou Hitoshi, Midoriya Izuku & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shinsou Hitoshi & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic
Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Shinsou Hitoshi, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
Additional Tags: Shinsou Hitoshi is a Dork, Shinsou Hitoshi is a Good Significant Other, Shinsou Hitoshi is a Mess, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Shinsou Hitoshi, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Adopts Shinsou Hitoshi, Parental Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Quirkless Discrimination (My Hero Academia), Midoriya Izuku is a Good Significant Other, Crack Treated Seriously
Series: Part 2 of BNHA GhostWithABow Oneshots
Summary:
“Hitoshi, tell me in your /exact/ words how you told them that we were dating,” Izuku hisses.
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Hitoshi isn't very good at communicating
#crack treated seriously#mha fanfic recs#my hero academia#my hero fanfiction#fanfiction#a03 link#shindeku#hitoshi adopted by erasermic
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I’ve lost all faith in the world
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Here for fanfic cause a03 dont hit no more 🤧
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Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Warnings
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Type
Relationships: Megatron & Optimus Prime
Characters: Megatron (Transformers), Optimus Prime
Additional Tags: MegOP Week 2023 (Transformers), MegOp week, Fandom Week, Post-War, Cooking, Fluff and Crack, No Plot/Plotless, Brotherhood, From enemies to co-workers, Don't Examine This Too Closely, Not Canon Compliant, This is vague - could exist in any universe really
SUMMARY:
"I want the beaters."
"I am still using them."
"Doesn't matter, I still want them."
For MegOP Week 2023
@megop
#megop week 2023#megop week#a03 link#fanfiction#fluff#crack#maccadam#transformers fanfiction#no plot whatsoever#megatron#optimus prime#brothethood
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