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yuripoll · 2 months

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S3 ROUND 2

NOTE: A Lady's Table depicts cannibalism and non-graphic gore, as well as parental neglect. If That's Love, Break It contains both violent and sexual scenes. Major warning for self-harm and emotional abuse, in addition to implied physical abuse, suicidality, unhealthy relationships, blackmail, and bullying.

#matches #polls #yuri #gl #girls love #wlw #a ladys table #hwemi #agassiui sigtag #if thats love break it #destroy it all and love me in hell #destroy it all #tamotsu kuwabara

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fadeintoyou1993 · 1 year

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cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season

#txt #vid #i think you should leave #just... so me from start to finish #probably one of my top 5 skits from the series overall its tied to tables lady

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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i am thinking how much poorer, how much less colorful the world would be if art was only made by "professionals." if all the music, all the stories, all the sketches & paintings & craftwork of the world was created only by the small category of people able to make a decent living from their art. imagine if the only people allowed to create were the experts & the renowned & those aspiring to the top. what a grey world that would be. how much joy would be bleached away! i love you people who create for the sake of creating, i love you artists who do art for tiny audiences, i love you people who make things even just for one person, even just for themselves, even if no one's watching, thank you thank you thank you for decorating the world in which we all exist

#not a shitpost #related: the most powerful crafters alive are crocheters who spend 7+ years making an intricate table cloth no one is allowed to eat on #all that arcane magic into making a display object primarily for their own enjoyment #and that of the blessed few lucky enough to be invited into their home to behold what is by rights a sacred object #if you spend a certain number of hours crafting something u have the right to have it put in a shrine or museum of your choosing i think #you have imbued it with your Life Essence by sheer force of concentration and obsession it is Holy now #anyways. old ladies who knit/crochet/embroider etc are a thousands times more powerful and intimidating #than old white dudes who are obsessed with war memorabilia or whatever #i have nothing but respect awe and appropriate amounts of fear towards crafters. my liege

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mortiscausa · 2 months

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I wish to make brief mention of an acquaintance which was made in private between the moon and the sun. Do you know of whom I mean to speak? He who was lord of the knights, and who was renowned above them all, ought surely to be called the sun. I refer, of course, to my lord Gawain, for chivalry is enhanced by him just as when the morning sun sheds its rays abroad and lights all places where it shines. And I call her the moon, who cannot be otherwise because of her sense and courtesy. However, I call her so not only because of her good repute, but because her name is, in fact, Lunete. Yvain, or the Knight of the Lion | Chrétien de Troyes

for some reason this little friendship/flirtation has always stuck in my mind and I've wanted to draw something for it for ages. i just like the idea of Gawain having lots of gal pals haha

march to camelot #3: kinship

#march to camelot #arthuriana #arthurian legend #knights of the round table #sir gawain #lady lunete #illustration #chretien de troyes #illustrators on tumblr

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javelinbk · 3 months

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Paul McCartney in a deleted scene from Magical Mystery Tour (1967)

#he’s just a little boy #look at his hair all ruffled!#how could that man look at him and not smooth it down?#that second gif is three ladies out for a night at the bingo #paul is saying ‘let’s get there early to grab a table by the bar’#how can one man go from eight to eighty in two gifs?#paul mccartney #the beatles #magical mystery tour #javelin's gifs #javelin’s gifs: magical mystery tour

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ripmyfictionalfriends · 2 months

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cor-lapis · 8 months

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gee I sure hope nothing bad happens to the archon of true crime! (finally rendered this WIP)

#alternatively archon of being fine and secure and competent (real)#ashjbdjas. i'm really obsessed with the ''lady furina sitting at the judges table'' fontainan idiom #they literally don't respect her. and I love that for her (character)#her EN va's performance... chef's kiss #my art #genshin impact #furina #...may or may not be printing some of these. haha jk. unl

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msterpicasso · 1 year

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@geministing

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convolv0 · 3 months

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I don't get how people meet him and move on with their lives

#i feel ill just by looking at these pictures #i fear its time i actually start dating again cause this is insane #worse than a victorian man seeing the legs of a table #worse than a victorian lady lustfully glancing at her lovers forearms peeking through the rolled up sleeves #down bad #mgg #matthew gray gubler #mgg pls come to Italy i'll treat you so good💝#convolvol0's

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yuripoll · 3 months

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S3 ROUND 1

NOTE: Maria-sama ga Miteru has mentions of suicide and homophobia as well as an arranged marriage between cousins. A Lady's Table depicts cannibalism and non-graphic gore, as well as parental neglect.

#matches #polls #yuri #manga #manhwa #webcomics #gl #girls love #wlw #maria sama ga miteru #marimite #the virgin mary watches over us #oyuki konno #hibiki reine #a ladys table #hwemi #agassiui sigtag #maria-sama is watching

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sakurabraches · 5 months

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columbina visiting arlecchino in fontaine and freaking everyone out when she calls arlecchino "puppy" in public

arle: here's the glass of wine you requested, dearest

bina: aww, thank you. what a good puppy~

freminet: *jaw dropped*

lynette: wtf wtf

lyney: why is she talking to my dad like that

#genshin #genshin impact #fatui #the knave #arlecchino #columbina #the damselette #arlebina #fontaine #house of the hearth #the dinner table got real quiet after that #lyney #lynette #freminet #why does lady columbina call you babygirl #why dont we stop talking for a little while #genshin harbingers #fatui harbingers

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shinylittlefan · 7 months

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Okay, so I don't know about anyone else, but...

City spirits.

We've seen Lady Gotham, but I haven't really seen any other City spirits?

Did I just not find any yet, is it a fandom thing to only have her or...

Anyway! So maybe only she's mentioned because she's THAT powerful or she's the only city spirit in a certain radius, but I've got an idea.

So I'm not really caught up on DC because of personal reasons, but I've seen the whole 'Gotham vs Metropolis' rivalry thing.

So the citizens have a big rivalry going on. No one really can tell you why, they just do. Who's to say it didn't start out as an instinctive 'test the new sibling' thing I assume step-/non step- siblings do.

Yes I'm asking if Ms. Metropolis and Lady Gotham are dating. Just imagine it. The preppy and sunny City Spirit and the dark and gloomy City spirit are having lunch and just:

"Have the kids settled their feud yet? It's been a few decades since this started."

"I don't know about yours, but my Gothamites are still a bit on edge. They have gotten a bit more protective, though. Star's children were very much not prepared for the consequences of verbally poking at your children."

*laughs demurely or something* "Ah, siblings."

Also:

They find Danny and just go

Ours!!

#dp x dc #lady gotham #metropolis #gotham #danny is confused #he's also at the table and staring down at the cookie like #what now?#where's he going to live?#he still needs to live on earth a bit #what are these nice ghost ladies talking about?#does he realise they adooted him? probably not.#also #Danny x Kon x Tim #cuz i said so #please #danny phantom

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mortiscausa · 2 months

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And then they took their horses and rode throughout a fair forest; and then they came to a plain, and saw where were many pavilions and tents, and a fair castle, and there was much smoke and great noise; and when they came near the siege Sir Beaumains espied upon great trees, as he rode, how there hung full goodly armed knights by the neck, and their shields about their necks with their swords, and gilt spurs upon their heels, and so there hung nigh a forty knights shamefully with full rich arms. Then Sir Beaumains abated his countenance and said, What meaneth this? Fair sir, said the damosel, abate not your cheer for all this sight, for ye must courage yourself, or else ye be all shent, for all these knights came hither to this siege to rescue my sister Dame Lionesse, and when the Red Knight of the Red Launds had overcome them, he put them to this shameful death without mercy and pity. And in the same wise he will serve you but if you quit you the better. Le Morte D'Arthur, Book 8 | Thomas Malory

march to camelot #4: monstrous

#march to camelot #arthurian #arthurian legends #sir gareth #lady lynette #sir beaumains #knights of the round table #illustration #illustrators on tumblr #i missed out the gilt spurs but I'M NOT GOING BACK TO EDIT ;A;#tw death

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saltpixiefibercraft · 8 months

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New loom new loom!!!! I got myself a lil Wolf Pup loom that I can more easily move for transport when I do craft fairs! It's so much fun to play with its so lil!!!

#i traded my table loom with a nice lady who also just moved to the area #im enjoying this loom more than the table loom for sure #i much prefer treadles to handles #weaving loom #fibercraft #weaving #handcraft #loom weaving #floor loom

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listography · 6 months

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THE YEAR IS 2016

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peacereturnedtothevalley · 2 months

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what's a better departure than disappearing to never return?

[Audio Transcript Below]

JACK: Out comes a woman dressed in black. Like a fairly normal—well, she looks normal, but she doesn’t look normal for a circus. Slim-faced, pale woman, wearing black, people behind her wheeling a huge cart covered in a black cloth. And the lights in the circus dim, and she pulls the black cloth off to reveal a sort of gigantic—you know those, like, those doors that look like a mouth that you sometimes see? Like, big, weird, grotesque carnival door that’s also a mouth? Door that’s a mouth.

AUSTIN: Ah. Yeah. Yeah, I think I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

JACK: Yeah, if you Google image ‘door that’s a mouth—’

AUSTIN: You’ll find things like this.

JACK: Yeah. And she says, ‘You know, ladies and gentlemen, this next act is called Disappear Altogether and Never Return. I would like a volunteer.’

[SYLVI AND KEITH LAUGH]

JACK: And there’s like a murmur among the crowd, and she begins to make her case. Which is that this act will cause one member of the audience who steps into the mouth to disappear altogether and never return. They will be free of all obligations, she can’t tell you where you’re going to go or what you’re going to see. But she speaks about it with a kind of reverential purity, that there is something majestic and terrifying here. And, you know, lads in the crowd, young lads try and egg each other on to like, ‘oh yeah, you go do it, Dave. Sangfielle Dave.’ Or whatever, and ‘you’re too scared’ and—

SYLVI: Oh, Sangfielle Dave.

AUSTIN: Sangfielle Dave.

JACK: Until eventually, you know, a small man is like ‘I’ll do it, I’ll do it.’ And he comes down the stairs and the crowd goes deathly quiet. It’s sort of the mood of a public execution or some sort of bizarre piece of church performance. And he steps—

KEITH: It’s sort of is a public execution.

JACK: Well, no, he’s not being killed. He’s disappearing altogether, and he will never return. Steps into the mouth.

SYLVI: We’ve already had a public execution today.

JACK: Yeah, we’ve already had one!

SYLVI: It’s a little same-y.

AUSTIN: You’re back at ‘I didn’t kill anyone’ real quick there, Jack.

[JACK LAUGHS]

AUSTIN: They just—Sangfielle Dave just walked through the door.

JACK: Well, no, it’s not a door. He just stands in the mouth of the door.

AUSTIN: Oh, right. Uh-huh.

JACK: And you know, other acts have a curtain involved, or whatever. But no. He just disappears. And there’s like a shocked moment of silence for about 15 seconds, and then the pale-faced woman and her attendants put the black cloth back on the mouth, and they wheel it back out of the arena. Nobody quite knows what they saw.

SYLVI: ‘Woo-hoo!’

#sangfielle #fatt audio #15 days of fatt #sort of. enjoy this clip-#fatt #friends at the table #i hope this lady comes back for sf2

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