ANYONE WHO SAYS KI-ADI DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR IS GETTING THIS PAGE STAPLED TO THEIR DOOR. (Star Wars: The Living Force | John Jackson Miller)

Bored so here’s a bunch of Star Wars headcanons I have; specifically for the Jedi Council members. Some of them are absorbed from other people

Ki-Adi-Mundi is really really really tired of people asking him how many extra square feet of fabric it takes to make the robe cover his head. If you MUST know, it’s not feet, and it’s exactly f—

Yarael Poof, however, just makes up increasingly outlandish measurements. If it’s a youngling, he also says his head can retract in on his neck like a telescope. That usually makes them stop

The Best Jedi Council Tea Cups™ are made by younglings during assigned craft time. They’re janky and colorful and covered with fingerprints and smoosh marks and smudged paint and somehow, tea in them just tastes better

You can almost taste the joy and love they imbued into the cups. It’s an honor to be gifted a cup by a youngling

Yoda has a bookshelf of them. Very proud of them, he is, hrmmhrmm

We jest about Aayla’s oversexualized outfit (as we should), but considering this one post where it points out that Jedi robes are very similar to farmers’ which means they’re basically going to summits and in the battlefield in overalls, that means she’s walking around everywhere in like. Lululemon.

Which isn’t much better but it’s kinda funny to think about imo

Kit Fisto (like all nautolans) breathes through his skin like a frog. He’ll use this to justify walking around tits out as often as possible

He also can’t spend much time in Coruscant due to the heavily polluted air. Makes him sick after a week

I seriously think if you threw a ball Oppo Rancisis would have to hold himself back from chasing it, if not have others hold him back. Crusty toothless white dog headass

The real reason Anakin wasn’t allowed on the council was because they knew he’d do exactly that to him

Silliest Star Wars name, round one

PLEASE VOTE BASED ON SILLINESS OF NAME ONLY!!!!

recent low-quality and such Star Wars doods I've yet to post (and a few I have in some capacity) (from left to right just because the name I write are not enough: Rook Kast, Sabine Wren, Ursa Wren, Bo-Katan, Steela Gerrera, Ahsoka, Aayla Secura, Aurra Sing, Anakin Skywalker, Acolyte-era Vernestra Rwoh, Barriss Offee, Riyo Chuchi, Clone Trooper Sister, Asajj, Yarael Poof, Anakin again, Sabé, Dooku, Boba Fett, Leia, Cassio Tagge, Dormé, my OC Teren, Saché, Rabé, Eirtaé, Sabé again, Yané)

He Was Trained in the Jedi Arts

STAR WARS EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace 01:24:22

qui-gon reporting to the council

random thoughts while rewatching this TPM scene without sound (because the actual dialogue makes me want to set fires):

+ money spent on window FX: $100000, money spent on practical set: $20

+ babywan!

+ qui-gon always looks like he got dragged backward through a hedge and it works for him

+ q-tip and creepy santa are actually yarael stupidname and oppo rancid

+ babywan has already mastered the dramatic cloak-swirl

+ the way the lads tuck their hands into their sleeves makes me feel soft

+ q-tip stop swaying your head in the background it is upsetting

+ depa and eeth looking at each other like can you believe this shit is everything

+ q-tip stop swaying your head it is UPSETTING

+ have yoda’s teeth always been this nasty

+ ki-adi looks at yoda, yoda looks at mace, mace looks like he would rather be Literally Anywhere Else

same, bb, same

Yarael: So, what feelings are you repressing?

Koon: All of them.

From Star Wars: The High Republic - Shadows of Starlight #001, “The Guardian Protocols”

Art by Ibraim Roberson and Fer Sifuentes-Sujo

Written by Charles Soule

Rana Kant, Teri Rosason, and Yarael Poof.

Art by Yihyoung Li. From Star Wars: The High Republic: Chronicles of the Jedi: An Illustrated Guide to the Galaxy's Golden Age.

Jedi High Council members as of 40 BBY:

FULLY CONFIRMABLE (7) Yoda (it's Yoda) Oppo Rancisis (has been there since 232 BBY, still present 32 BBY) Yarael Poof (see above) Eeth Koth (on the Council before Windu according to one source, appointed by 40 BBY according to Wookiepedia) Plo Koon (took over for after Master Tyvokka 44 BBY) Mace Windu (replaced Master Katri at 28, born 72 BBY, joined 44 BBY) Poli Dapatian (can confirm canonically on council at the latest of 41 BBY) PRESUMED (4) Yaddle (presumed due to age and lack of full rosters for prior years) Micah Giiett (died 33 BBY, was a Councilor up to that point, presumed on it for the 7+ years beforehand) Sifo-Dyas (no known join date that I could find, kicked off 33 BBY, presumed on it for the 7+ years beforehand) Saesee Tiin (stark hyperspace war veteran. nothing concrete other than that according to my notes :/) CAN SWITCH BETWEEN ANY (1+) Jor Aerith (died during Order 66 but was not on the Council during the Clone Wars as far as we know. Presumably she retired) Gretz Droom (Jor's padawan. Also not known to be on the Council during the Clone Wars but was a Council member at one point. Presumably retired) Tera Sinube (retired during the 40s. We don't know when exactly, but unlikely it was 40 BBY exactly. I just included him because I forgot about him entirely while trying to work out earlier rosters :/) Even Piell (ehhhhhh this one's iffy. He's definitely on it during TPM but nothing points to him being there before that but TPM takes place 32 BBY and Sifo-Dyas and Micah Giiett made the PRESUMED category so he's here too :/) Adi Gallia (see above) and there you go. all 12(+) Council members during the year 40 BBY

PLEASE READ THE LIVING FORCE IT'S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING YOUR HONOR

Ya'll we're getting a SW book about the Prequel-era Jedi Council set one year before Phantom Menace FUCK YA!

Silliest Star Wars name, quarterfinals

PLEASE VOTE BASED ON SILLINESS OF NAME ONLY!!

At long last, I can show you guys the first part of my favourite storyline - Star Wars: Darkness, the thrilling sequel to Twilight!

Quinlan Vos returns in another exiting adventure that has everything you loved about its predecessor and more! Get ready for drama, action and mystery in another one of John Ostrander and Jan Durseema's masterpieces!

@hannagoldworthy

Leaving the Jedi Council

STAR WARS EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace 01:34:44