Silliest Star Wars name, championship

PLEASE VOTE BASED ON SILLINESS OF NAME ONLY!!

ETERNAL THERM SCISSORPUNCH

"I'm sorry, chat, I had to explode Shrek. He was Therm Scissorpunching me."

Vinny Vinesauce, 2023

THERM SCISSORPUNCH IS IN THE HIGH REPUBLIC COMICS, AND NOBODY TOLD ME?!?

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Sav Malagan‘s undercover pirate adventure leads her across the galaxy all the way back to finding what’s most important about being a Jedi, friends who stand up for each other, and plenty of adventure! Together with her pirate gang determined to save Maz Kanata from the dastardly Dank Graks (who are actually pretty cool for the most part…) they work together to find strength, courage, and faith…

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I don't understand why people didn't like OB1 series. It makes me really sad and doubt my own enjoyment. Are they just louder that I hear about it? Are they seeing something I'm not? You liked it right? ☹️

It really depends on where you hang out, I've found. I'm sure there are a myriad of reasons some people didn't like it, from stupid reasons to valid reasons, but if you hung out in this corner of tumblr at all, it was like three straight months of screaming about how much we all loved it. Here's the bigger truth about Star Wars and what people like/don't like: Star Wars fandom is full of people who often don't seem to even like Star Wars, I have seen negative about literally everything in the franchise for whatever reason. You can't let other people's opinions sway you, because the whole thing is ridiculous bullshit, arguing over whether something Star Wars is "good" or not is like, you guys are aware we're in the pew pew fandom, right? The vrooom swoosh fandom? Even if some of it is good, we're still arguing about a ridiculous bullshit franchise with characters named Elan Sleazebaggano and Therm Scissorpunch. Anyone who tries to make you feel like you should doubt your own enjoyment is being dumb as hell, we're all in the same stupid boat. This is setting aside that there are genuine issues to talk about sometimes, that it's fine to treat Star Wars seriously, I do it all the time! And it's fine to talk about shows that cross into social issues territory and how they handle those issues, because those are important things to discuss What I'm talking about is, "You like that Star Wars? You have bad taste! This other Star Wars is so much better!"  The best response is, “Babe, please, that’s the most hilarious thing I’ve heard and I’m in Star Wars fandom, I’ve heard a lot of hilarious things.” It can be hard to like something when it feels like everyone around you disliked it, I’ve been there.  But if you hunt around a bit, you’ll eventually find your people and, believe me, we’re here and we’re still happy to scream about how good that show was, how it was an amazing character piece about a broken love story between two characters, and that the press around it was absolutely phenomenal.

Therm Scissorpunch

Therm Scissorpunch is the closest Disney has, and probably ever will, come to replicating the magic and charm of the Star Wars Extended Universe

more thr character encyclopedia stuff:

high republic characters in Phase 1 and 2 (but not 3):

Tromak

Barbatash

high republic characters in Phase 2 and 3:

General Viess

Baron Boolan

Dexter Jettster

Therm Scissorpunch

high republic characters in all 3 phases:

Porter Engle

Sav Malagán

Azlin Rell

Yaddle and Yoda

Arkoff

Lahru

Maz Kanata

+ enforcer droids, the Nameless, EX droids, Jedi

Almost forgot to wrap this up but here’s our top four finishers from the very entertaining Silliest Star Wars name bracket

Coming in at 4th place, Weeteef Cyu-Bee

On the first podium spot in 3rd place, 🥉 Droopy McCool!

And running up in 2nd place 🥈 is (my number one) Therm Scissorpunch!!!

And of course, taking home the top prize, everyone’s favorite death stick dealer Elan Sleazebaggano!!

Thanks for playing everyone!

OH! If anyone is wondering who Therm Scissorpunch is

Hi Tess!! Congratulations on 700 followers 🎉🎉🎉 🥰

1. Good-natured, humorous, loyal

2. I would letmya partner pick a place but personally I'd love to go to beach and park dates. Alternatively, stay at home and watch/play something together or go to the arcade and play co-op games!

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4. I'm afraid of spiders! And also darkness in wide spaces

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Therm Scissorpunch is the date for you! Therm is great at sabacc but he'd be more than happy to learn other games if that means he gets to spend more time with you. His giant claws probably won't bode well at an arcade or on any game consoles as well. So it's probably better if you just let him win. No seriously. He hates losing. Once you get past the language barrier you find that not only is Therm loyal and very funny, but that he's also extremely competitive and isn't afraid to use his appearance to scare his opponent into forfeiting. Wow! What a great guy! Your first date will be watching him play in a sabacc tournament as you cheer him along from the sidelines! Classic! What a beautiful story to have as your first date. Just remember to bring the credits for Therm's entry fee.

Therm is a whole snack!

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Therm Scissorpunch unleashed!! NO MERCY!!

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I am 60% of the way through Shadow of the Sith and I’m sorry but I still cannot read or hear “Miramir” and not have a split second of wincing at what an awkward sounding name that is.  I’m in the Therm Scissorpunch and Elan Sleazebaggano fandom and “Miramir” is my breaking point?  Apparently!!!