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ssparksflyy · 22 days
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hello! can i request jason grace or leo valdez x child of hypnos reader ? (gn) 🫶🏻🫶🏻
ask and thou shall receive ༉‧₊˚.
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jason grace dating hcs! ٩(ˊ〇ˋ*) ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁
pairing: jason grace x child of hypnos!reader warning(s): none!! js fluff :) a/n: i love children of hypnos, u stay sleepy ! also me writing this running off five hours of sleep ( the most ive gotten this week ) yikes..
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mr gets up willingly at six am nd his sleepy lover ♡
there are times where u literally have to beg jason to go back to bed cause omfg what r u doing. its six am. no u r not going to go run. no the early bird doesnt get the worm. go. back. to. sleep.
hey nd most times it works cause the thought of holding u close and a sweet sweet dream is enough to get him back in bed
but other times noooo he goes running 🙄
what is bro running from? sleep???
omg but then literally knocks tf out by like nine
one of the times when you had a sleepover planned together
you were running a little late cause ur cabin's ac wasnt working nd everybody was tweaking out
so you had to stay behind and help fix it
by the time you finished and ran over to cabin one , jason was already passed out nd lightly snoring 😭
mind you it was like 9:15 pm
its ok tho u were tired asf too , who knew fixing the ac could be so hard ??
he apologized sm in the morning tho
but u were like its okay el oh el
he cant help it bro he needs his sleep almost as much as he needs you
its better that he falls asleep early than stay up super late tho
cause like when he was helping plan out the new cabins, it was impossible to convince him to go to sleep
he wouldnt stop working nd u were like 😠 fool 😠 go to sleep 😠
nd he was like no thank youuuuu ♡
so you used your powers on him cause he hadNT SLEPT IN DAYS
u were both mad at each other in the morning and things were painfully tense
but you sat down nd talked it out like mature ppl ♡
he srsly hates fighting, he already does it with monsters nd shit so much, he doesnt want to do it w you :(
he apologized for being ignorant and promised he would be better about taking care of himself instead of burying himself in work
you apologized for using your powers on him without saying anything first, and promised you wouldn't do it again ( unless its necessary ) :))
to this day, youve still kept your promises ♡
jason is SUCH a sucker for when you touch his hair
the most relaxing thing everrrrr
i will die on this hill ppl dont play w me
his hair would be soft asf bro
best believe he uses a good conditioner !!
he lets u play w his hair nd do wtv u want with it cause like ~relaxing~
so best believe you have a 0.5 of him with all his hair tied up and looking like a palm tree
0.5s of jason would literally be flawless asf but scary
cause ur like omg by bf is so cute- god DAMN somebody get this man contacts
he looks amazing but THEM EYES
terrifying. staring into ur soul.
theyre cute tho ♡♡
you OBVI have matching pjs
i cannot decide if jason would go to sleep w just pj pants nd no shirt or if would have light blue and white striped pants, a button up shirt, slippers, a cap with a little fuzzy ball at the end, nd a candlestick
jason grace is a SPECTRUM OKAY
but he buys u so many plushies ugh
you own so many jellycats im so jealous
he helps u name them nd their literally ur children like
u have matching build-a-bears !!!
the voice memos are messages u made for each other :(
his to u is a quick ramble about how much he loves u but gets cut off cause he only had 20 seconds ♡♡
nd u get matching outfits for them!!
urs is named 'sleepy' and his is named 'sparky' ♡
i feel like jason gets some real bad nightmares
like yea every demigod does but he gets his more frequently nd their more graphic bcs of what he's seen and gone through :(
most of the time they arent even messages from his dad, theyre just really bad flashbacks of horrible times in his life
but ever since you started spending ur nights together, theyve toned down so much
now he even gets dreams abt your future together sometimes :((
he really wants to tell you about those dreams cause they feel so real but hes scared that youll think its weird or get uncomfortable
little does he know you get those exact same dreams ♡
and on the same nights as he does...
CAUSE UR MEETING IN UR DREAMSSSSSSS
nd thats how ur dad shows his love to you !
zeus doesnt gaf. wtv we dont like him anyway
i mean sometimes hes like erm gtfo my cabin 🤨
but doesn't actually do anything
u literally dont care for anybody's thoughts tho cause you bagged a baddie as sleepy as you ♡
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an two: ik i didnt talk abt sleepovers together but like ive got a jason fic called sleepover (thats also gn!) if u wanted to read that :DD but i hoped u enjoyed and have a good day/night!! GO STREAM THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.
peace from manhattan,
percy jackson ♡
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lakesbian · 3 months
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Grue approached me, “I ran out.  Got extras?” I handed him a fistful of the wrist ties.
Grue wrestled with a gang member with an injured leg, twisting the guy’s arms behind his back and then punching him in the kidney when his struggling made it too difficult to get the plastic handcuffs on.  The guy gave up the fight. “You got any plans for tomorrow?” I turned my attention away from the unconscious girl I was cuffing and looked at Grue. “Well?” he asked. “I’m planless.  No plan,” I fumbled my words.
“Want to come over to my place?  I’m supposed to have a group meeting to discuss progress and whatever for this online class I’m taking, but I’ve also got my sister’s caseworker stopping by to check out my apartment in the afternoon.  I was hoping to buy some furniture and get it put together by then, but I’m tight on time and it’ll be a hell of a lot easier with two people,” he told me, “…and that was a rambling explanation.” “I got the gist.  Yeah, I could do that.” I had seen him smile that boyish grin of his often enough that I could picture it behind his mask. “I’ll text you with the time and address?” “Alright.” He gave me a very ‘guy’ clap on the shoulder, then headed over to catch up to a guy that was trying to crawl away, a little ways down the street.
>lie about running out of wrist ties for detaining people during the gang war the team of teenagers is participating in as an excuse to come talk to taylor >ask taylor on implicit date while punching someone in the kidneys >get nervous and start rambling while trying to justify the invitation >his date idea is taylor helping him put together furniture for his IKEA showroom ass apartment so he can convince his younger sister's caseworker that he is a very normal 40yo 17yo adult man and should be given custody of her immediately >literally just punched someone in the kidneys during a gang war >she says yes >freak out from the successful invitation, respond by awkwardly clapping her on the shoulder like she's a male friend and then hustling off to detain a crawling escapee from the gang war >all of the gang war detainees had to sit there and listen to that >he still genuinely has no idea that he's romantically attracted to her and is going to friendzone her on the date by going "uh, you could be like a sister to me, i think"
brian laborn, everyone. youve gotta love him
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4pfsukuna · 23 days
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Todo headcannons/drabble
The lack of love yall show Todo is INSANE, but its alright… imma do our himbo hottie some justice
Warnings: lil bit of smut, mentions of Todo being a much cause he for sure is.
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Being Todos girlfriend was… indescribable.
You two meet senior year of college you were a fashion major and wanted to explore one of the most fasionable places in the workd…japan.
The only love on your mind was love for clothes not romance with any men.
So when a big beefy man is standing in the door way you barely pay him any mind even though hes flexing every muscle you pay him no mind.
He thinks its love at first sight from your beauty alone and he was going to introduce himself but the sweet intoxicating aroma of your perfume makes his brain short circuit and forget about stranger danger… and boundaries… and introductions. 
IT’s not until “my beautiful tiger lily a flower as delicate as you shouldnt be carrying such a heavy load allow me” to an unaware you whos more focused on where to get lunch from.
Hes talking about you carrying all the fabrics you have thats overflowing your bag from class  and not just any bag but your denim telfar and it all happens so fast.
Hes grabbing your bag thinking hes being a gentlemen (mans is delusional okay) but youre from new york and the last time a man touched your bag he was halfway down the train platform with it and your laptop.
So off pure instinct you swing as hard as you can.
This is no cliche experience where youre the first woman who can put him on his ass, no! The man is a brickhouse you basically punched a wall. The pain shoots through your hand faster than the curses can fly out your mouth and Yuji, poor poor Yuji is witnessing it all has to come to the rescue.
“I am so sorry about my— him” he apologizes as you craddle your hand to your chest fighting back tears. That was a punch that would have caved a man's chest in.
You have to wear a cast for 3 weeks and Todo takes it upon himself to become your personal servant and he seems more than happy to? You make not to ask Yuji what was wrong with him…again and if all men were like him.
No man is like Todo Aoi.
The man may wbe delusional but hes smitten. For the next 3 weeks he’s at your door 8am sharp ready to make breakfast and aid you in whatever you need and ogling every morning when you open the door at the different ways you style your hair and clothes.
You swear He almost faints the day you open the door and you two have on the same matching nike swishy joggers. He paired his with a white tee while yours with a black graphic tee tied up and a bucket hat. 
You’re also convinced he has stars in his eyes when he realizes its his tee that he left 3 days ago on accident not wanting to get messy while making you onigiri.
Oh yes this man cooks! and will cook 3 meals a day which isnt a shock look at how big he is?! He takes advantage of your dominant hand being in a cast and your lack of knowledge on how to use chopsticks to feed you. 
Of course you put up a fight but if a fine ass 6 foot 4 pure muscle chef wants to buy your groceries cook and feed you… who were you to deny?!
He listens to your music while he cooks but loves meg thee stallion. 
Back to you wearing his shirt He notices you didnt care youve known him for only 2 weeks and when your fashion mind got ahold of something your brain knew no limits. 
He loves hearing you talk about fashion and clothes and accompanying you on your shopping hauls, using carrying the bags as an excuse. So a few weeks later when your hand is fully healed and he’s still opening every door, carrying every bag and feeding you with chopsticks at a restaurant he just had to bring you to, your forced to realize you actually enjoy spending time with him.
Not only is he a foodie as much as you he takes the best pictures… Because he stares at you so much he knows all you’re best angles… all of them… And because he’s a native he knows the best photography spots.
Its when he takes you to a lounge restaurant that has music and food when you learn alot more about Todo, this man never said how much he loves to dance!
You call it his lil dancey dance which he IMMEDIATELY corrects and tells you “its the boogie woogie”
Dancey dance, like you said.
It’s almost 3am when the two of you leave and although you two had been drinking sake all night he seemed completely sober and maybe it was because he was so big. 
He goes completely tender, heart doing flips when you use his bicep as leverage to guide you down the street. It makes him feel like a man and with you being as strong willed and stubborn as you are, allowing him to lead,  makes him feel honored. 
Pulling a cherry blossom from a tree you two were walking under and it feels like a scene from a movie as you smell it and smile up at him his strength making more shower around you two. To him though this was how his world always looked when you were around.
Delusional or lover boy?
Todo is a heavy sleeper so when you Wake up to the sound of the alarm wrapped in his arms dressed in his tshirt your scarf on your head you’re shocked. What shocks you more is his usual bun isnt bunning his hair is sprawled around his face over his shoulders, long lashes touching the tips of his cheeks and has his lips always been this full and pretty? Were you catching feelings? Oh you were fucked.
For the rest of the day you can’t help but be awkward and sometimes you appreciate his obliviousness because he assumes you’re being strange because you’re hungry and goes to try a new recipe that he couldn’t wait to cook for you and you busy yourself with fashion…things.
You actually become submerged and your eyes can’t leave the screen not even when he request you taste what he’s made. You open your mouth leaning over to take whatever he made in your mouth not questioning what it would be until you notice it’s his fingers. He always fed you with chopsticks its when you make eye contact with him that— are his eyes in the shape of hearts?
You try to avoid him after that you didnt come to japan for romance you came for fashion. But of course hes not going for that this man knows your schedule, your habits, your hiding spots and your period cravings he would find you anywhere and he’s not letting you go until you tell him why you’ve been avoiding him.
Okay maybe he’s not that oblivious. So when you admit you’re feelings and tell him about your crush he’s back to heart eyes and the first thing out of his mouth is “let’s get married”
The man is Delusional. But the more you spend time with him after officially becoming his girlfriend you realize he’s delusional not dumb. 
Certified munch™️
Will eat you like the last meal before war.
Will suck your soul out of you like a crab leg.
He speaks sign language… with his tongue… on your clit.
And when your in the brink of conciousness thats when he pulls all 9 inches out. Nothing about this man is small or skinny.
Hes so… tender though. Has a worship kink and honestly youre not suprised. He wants to worship and caress every inch of your body every curve.
Hes also a jealous man, how dare another man think hes worth of your smile.
Jealous sex with him is always 12/10… its like hes trying to prove himself to you all over again pulling out tricks hes never done before.
Its when his jealousy goes to far putting you in an embarassing situation that you almost end his life.
You want to fold his clothes with him in it but…
The only thing better than jealous sex was angry sex and you commanding him trying to over power him  is the moment his soul no longer belongs to him. 
“Youre such a jealous man” you hiss riding his length one hand pressed into his abs for leverage the other switching from his bicep to his shoulder leaving the indent of your acrylic nails.
“And you know that yet still… baby fuck” he grunts his head in your shoulder trying to hold onto his release but your just so tight and warm and the squelching sounds mixed with your heavy breathing has his two brain cells fighting to form a sentence.
“Fuck… dont ever do no dumb shit mmmm like that again” you snap grabbing the nape of his neck pulling him up by the hair there and he almost cums like that.
He loves when you take control as much as he loves you taking your anger out on him his thumb goes to play with your clit knowing hes not going to last much longer.
“Like this” he smirks applying pressure and your hands slip but hes there to catch the pace pushing his hips up to match the rhythm you set. 
Your neighbors are not happy about your all night sessions but they wont say anything to the giant.
Aftercare is nothing less than special warm rag, massage, lofi music, the curtains open just enough to have the city lights on you and whatever 5 star meal he concocts up to make sure you eat before bed.
Tojis been a tenderoni for you since day 1.
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luffyvace · 5 months
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HIIII hru !!! may i please ask for some feitan fluffs hcs 😩 i love this tiny man with all my soul
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IM DOING GOOD!! YES YOU MAY!!! I ACTUALLY HAVE SUCH A DEEP ROOTED LOVE FOR HIM I DONT TALK ABOUT HIM OFTEN ENOUGH💥💥
(omg this reminds me i’m supposed to be doing the whole troupe and chuuya x male reader- i’m so all over the place but the point is another dabble of feitan hcs will be here in the future! 😋)
also ooc/fanon him since this is fluff :)
tw: death…and torture (i use “unalive” instead of d!e/k!ll)
alrighty so you said fluff headcanons and it’s highly likely you’ll get fluffy feitan if you’ve known each other for a long time (since meteor)
i’m going to dabble in reader that is both in and outside of the troupe because i can :)
so for reader that’s in the troupe first of all no pda
hardly any weakness was displayed besides sadness/anger or mourning (and some funny moments)
theres no need for cuddles during business
unless your like uvo and simply don’t care
then it annoys the crap out of him <3
it’s not like he doesn’t want your affection—just not in public
will cuddle you in private tho
y’all usually sit there in silence or read together
he can be a little spoon or big spoon it doesn’t bother him
he tries his best but he’s never let anyone else so close to him before
if you introduce something to him and he likes it he’ll do it back
because why would you do it to him if you wouldn’t want it done to you right?
im gonna assume you have either a apartment which you unalived the owner of or y’all live in meteor still
he’ll let you choose really he doesn’t care where you stay
he’d even unalive a high status person to steal their mansion if that’s what you want
your obviously strong and have some sort of nen if your in the troupe so he doesn’t bother worrying
although if your like kortopi he’ll stay vigilant for you
even though you can use nen to defend yourself as well
btw if your not a pda person the troupe is grateful
aint no body wanna see allat-
he doesn’t know how to cook or clean and since your both from meteor so i hope you learn or already know how
otherwise y’all eat what y’all can when y’all can
whether you steal a five star gourmet meal or just wait for the next opportunity like a vending machine
i don’t advise you ask for a pet by the way
he’ll tortu£ it and i’m not talking about strapping it down or anything
just purely scarring them 😭
if you be firm about him stopping he will
unless it’s a big scary dog or smth
then he’s more likely to take em under his wing and train them to be vicious
will scare people with said animal
for stay at home reader…. (most of these also apply for troupe reader<3)
i say stay at home bc with his portion of money you could buy anything you want
if you tell him what you want u can get it for free cuz he steals it
but
if you want to take a bath together it would take more than a god to convince him
seriously he sees no reason in it
once you do tho
at first he is on one end of the tub and your on the other
as time goes on he’ll let you lean back into his chest as he scrubs your hair
he lets you play in his hair
don’t tell ANYONE
he don’t like vulnerability so if you tell someone he won’t do it for like 2 weeks
you think he’s never gonna do it again until you crawl into his lap while he’s reading on the bed and ask really sweetly
he’s all yours after that
HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY!!
and yes he lets you play with it :)
you get to put it into all types of styles!!
especially since it’s a decent length!
not really interested in playing in your hair
he tries but the rubber band always ends up tangled in your hair
if you kiss him goodnight he will start to initiate it as well
thats one thing he will forever reciprocate
loves your humor
no matter the type
but he especially loves when you laugh at his dark jokes
youve seen him smile before 💖
warms your heart knowing no one else gets this side of him
not judgmental of your looks for obvious reasons
yall got bigger problems
dismisses anytime you degrade yourself
he be speaking facts
”the way your hair looks gonna unalive you?”
”your pimples will st^b you while sleeping?”
no? you goofy goober so why does it matter
don’t argue him on this
genuinely doesn’t like the idea of you being hurt
by him or someone else
dont expect anyone who does harm to you to see the tomorrow sun
even if you plead for them don’t waste your breath pleading you need to be saying goodbye
real loyal partner
as loyal to you as he is the troupe
you and the troupe are his forever commitments
no matter what he could never stop loving you
you guys practically never argue
hes not necessarily hotheaded but will say what’s on his mind and if someone disagrees he does it anyway
thing is he compensates with you💗
if he knows your nitpicking he ignores it but if it’s genuinely something you don’t like he won’t fight it
also he cleans up well if you don’t like to see blood/gore in your place after he’s done t•rturing someone
he respects and listens to your opinions and feelings
would love if your a sadistic person as well but he understands if your not
also if your not in the troupe he teaches you nen
only the troupe knows your together and where you stay for your safety
your safety is definitely on his priority list
truly cares about and loves you
enjoy!!!! i’ll prob come back and read my own hcs bc I LOVE HIM
thank you for this request i loved writing every letter of it♡
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mvjerbs · 10 months
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Prince Ballister
SO OK WJJDJFJ this au is literally making me giddy just by thinking about it. So here it is (name), I know you wanted to hear mine.
like every royal and noble family, one must birth to an heir to continue their legacy. 
unfortunately, the queen is unable to make one because she's infertile.
she resorts to adopting an heir which made the director protest because it must be biological, so she tried to convince the queen to keep on trying but the queen made up her mind.
One day she strolled through the market where she first meets Ballister.
in this au, Ballister never had the dream to be a knight. But all he wanted to do is to help others to try and make their situation better
the queen saw Ballister buying bread with his own money that he worked hard for(she doesn't know that part yet) and proceed to give to a child who was hungry despite being hungry himself.
the queen took interest in Ballister and decided to approach him
for the next few weeks the queen would meet and get to know Ballister more, and eventually she adopts him.
The adoption immediately went all over the news and people celebrated and accepted Ballister as the new prince.(except for the director obviously)
ballister still underwent knight training because he wants to learn how to fight for himself and to not rely on other the whole time.
ambrosius, being gloreth's descendant, became Ballister' personal knight. And they both fell in love.
no one knows about their relationship except for the queen and ballister didnt know that the she already knew.
cue to Ballister being a blushing mess when the queen told him about it.
time skip to the knighting of the knights, Ballister gets framed for killing the queen and everyone thinks he did it so he can have the throne for himself.
The queen was killed through assassination, one of the guards was bribed by the director to kill the queen and injure Ballister and she'll try to fabricate the story.
How would she do it? Well she'll tell the people that Ballister ordered an assassin to kill the queen and harm him so he would also appear to be a victim as well.
the assassin turned to attack Ballister, with a clear plan to give a big Ballister the biggest cut, but ambrosius jumped to protect Ballister and got his arm cut instead. So now he's the one with the missing arm.
The assassin was immediately apprehended, but yelled out that Ballister was the one planned the assassination and that they never wanted to kill the queen. They were threatened to do it.
Then people turned on Ballister. The other guards were about to capture Ballister when ambrosius grabbed him and ran away.
Now both ambrosius and ballister escapes and are both being hunted.
The events that happened both went and didnt went to the director's plan because she didn't expect ambrosius to go with Ballister, so now she lost the decendant of gloreth.
they stumble upon the abandoned tower where Ballister bandaged and created a prosthetic arm for ambrosius (it was a hobby that the queen, the director and ambrosius knew about).
both tried to process the things that had happened, but soon Ballister breaksdown because of he death and ambrosius pulls him close to comfort him.
They stayed like that until they heard someone knocking on the door. Ambrosius pulls out his sword and slowly approached the door.
he opened it and raised his sword only to be met with emptiness, ambrosius lowers his sword and looks at Ballister, who went over to his side to check as well, and shared a confused look
then nimona scared the crap out of them by appearing behind them. (Lowkey find this cute because I picture ambrosius putting himself Infront of Ballister to protect him from nimona).
”Should we pillage a village? lay low until they dont remember and then we rISE LIKE A FIERY PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES AND OVER THROW THE GOVERNMENT TOGETHER WITH YOUR EVIL ARMY THAT YOUVE BUILT! And the people will scream “AHHHH THE EVIL PRINCE AND HIS LOYAL KNIGHT HAS RETURNED WITH AN ARMY TO DESTROY US”..............or we could just talk. :)”
ballister and ambrosius looks at each other, very unsure about nimona. and tried to shoo her because they thought she was a kid.
Since ambrosius is here, the escape scene never happened, instead they went to the institute to find the assassin and interrogate them. Nimona was supposed to be left behind but she joined them which scared them again
While capturing said assassin (they knocked them out), they were caught because ambrosius and nimona were having a small argument because nimona wasn't supposed to be there and ballister tries to quiet them down. Failed because ballister yelled out to silence them but alerted he guards instead.
Cue to nimona shapeshifting and they all escaped.
Once they arrived and nimona shifts back and celebrated their victory, which was cut short by ambrosius drawing his sword on nimona.
"is this how you say thank you to a fellow henchman?"
"henchman? You're not not even human! You're a mon-"
"DONT call me t h a t. I literally just saved both of you from getting captured and imprisoned in a room with no toilet!"
"she's right ambrosius, we should truth her"
"WHAT?!?"
It took awhile for ambrosius to give in but he eventually agrees to let nimona join. (He just gave in to Ballister's puppy eyes)
Time skip, the assassin wakes up and he's surrounded by the three. The same conversation happens, eventually the assassin reveals that the director was behind all of it
Ambrosius and nimona was shocked but they never felt so betrayed like Ballister. He had always looked up to that woman, he trusted her like how the queen trusted her too.
With that information, they let the assassin go. Not without being harmed though, when they dragged the assassin out, ambrosius decided to beat the assassin and nimona happily did it with him.
That is all I have for now. Few things are missing and some ideas didn't really sound right to me so I might change some stuff in the future. :))
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julibeeline · 2 years
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things wilbur does as a boyfriend..!
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♡ he finds everything you do adorable — he feels like hes gonna combust everytime you even glance his direction.
♡ he takes so many candid photos of you without you even knowing. but if you do manage to catch him (only every once in a while) he’ll flip the camera and pretend hes taking a selfie.
♡ hes such a gentlemen; he opens every single door for you, tie your shoelaces and pull your chairs out before you can even process.
♡ he always sings for you. sometimes he hums a tune, sometimes he pulls the strings on his guitar with the softest voice ever.
♡ if you give him a kiss on the cheek, he lifts his chin up for an expected kiss on the lips.
♡ hes always smiling around you, its something that people notice. on rare occasions, you’ll get sent a photo of wilbur looking at you with a precious smile :,)
♡ whenever you cant sleep, he’ll rub your back. and as your breathing slows down by every passing second, it brings him a sense of warmness that youve safely fallen asleep.
♡ he sometimes gets the urge to bite you. maybe its because you look way too cute for him to even express it in words.
♡ he sends you cute cat vidoes to convince you to buy him a cat. and theyre often followed by a text saying “youre so cute baby. buying me one of these will make you even cuter”
♡ he has a polaraoid picture of you in his phone case. so whenever he takes a mirror picture with his friends, you’re always in them :)
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gabessquishytum · 1 year
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we've had young hob and we've had young dream but we haven't had both of them young at the same time!!!!! theyre just starting college and maybe they still live at home (hob is trying to save money and dream.....definitely Wants to leave), so whenever hob comes over dream has to do his best to be quiet and fails miserably. good news, his parents' room is on the other side of the house so he's fine. bad news, the kids' rooms are right next to each other and desire is FED UP hearing their older brother get dicked down every friday night. they tell dream as much and he just chalks it up to "oh well theyre my sibling of course theyre mad at me. makes sense" but desire mentions it over breakfast when they tell dream he moans like a cheap whore and destructions shoulders visibly sag like "oh thank god we can finally talk about it. dream you have a problem" and hes just like ????!???!?? leave me alone??!????
im definitely really into the two of them being very young and dumb and fooling around behind their parents back and the actual sexual side of it all too, but the comedy side is good also. especially if after dream gets all riled up that morning mother night comes in and is like "yes your father and i saw a young man climbing out of your bedroom window onto the roof last week. the one that fell. is it him youve been fucking?" and dream boils over bc...his secret mystery boyrfirned.....is not so secret (his personality had done a complete 180º in the past 4 months and youd have to be stupid to not see it)
Oh I love this. They're so stupid <33
I LOVE the idea of Hob falling out of the window. Iconic. He lies in the shrubbery for like 10 minutes because it hurts, ok, until Death and Destruction come and rescue him (Dream doesn't want to reveal his "secret" ok). Death is like "We absolutely know that you're fucking Dream. Everyone knows." And Destruction puts his MASSIVE hand on Hob’s shoulder. Hob is convinced he's about to be murdered. But Destruction just looks him in the eye and he's like "Thank you. Oh my god thank you for fucking my weirdo brother. He was unbearable before you came along. Obviously I will kill you if you hurt him but God, please keep doing whatever you're doing to make him nice."
And Dream is listening from the open window two floors up like >:((((
And then Mother Night puts her head around the door and asks if his boyfriend is staying or going. She doesn't care either way she'd just rather he didn't fall on her dahlias in future, please.
(Desire yells from the next room that THEY care, thank you very much, and if Dream doesn't buy himself a gag THEY ARE MOVING OUT TO LIVE WITH UNITY INSTEAD).
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gritsandbrits · 2 months
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So how;s adam and eve reunion gotta be ? it's must be full with drama
"So this is what youve been up to all these centuries?" Adam remarked, taking note of Eve's outfit. 
Gone were the elegant blue, pink and white robes that denoted her as his Other. Now she wore overalls and a plain gray shirt. A leather ultility belt hung around her hips. Her hair, once a luscious river of brown, was cut shorter and braided. 
"If youre here to take back there the answer is no," replied the brunette.
Hm. it seems looks werent the only thing that changed about Eve.
"I'm not here to take you back, Im just wanted to know how youve been," said Adam. Hs lips formed a sly grin. 
"Though if you want to, I can convince Sera to-"
"You will convince nobody, Im through with that place."  Eve's voice sharpened some more. 
Adam was taken aback. The audacity of this woman he grumbled internally. He didnt know what to think! He was so used to her soft, demure mannerisms. She never raised her voice at anyine not when the kids were acting up, and definitely not at him. 
What changed? 
Adam glanced over at his sweet wittle Abel, who only stood awkwardly at the unexpected family reunion.
Of course, if he played his cards right then Eve would be back by his side by the night's end. She would do anything for their real kids!
But then he remembered Kané. He had told her to hide, that he would not reveal her until he could persuade Eve to hear him out. 
Charlie felt it wasnt her place to interrupt. She didnt know what to say. But she did know Adam had a trick of his sleeve. So she sent him a warning glare, daring him to mess up.
"Ooh this is better than a soap opera," Angel Dust whispered excitedly as he cradeled Phat Nuggets. He was enjoying the mayhem unfolding.
"Normally I wouldnt care about Adam but I'm bored," Veggie replied with equal interest. Even back in her exterminator days it was no secret how Adam treated Eve. He never defended her when other angels scorned & looked down at her, so when news of her disappearance reached her ears, Veggie was not surprised. 
Besides, he had this coming a LONG while. She was glad to have a front row seat at the day of reckoning. 
Husk simply took out his flask. This was going to be a long night. 
All the while Kané stood in her hiding spot behind the cacti. She could see the resemeblance between her mama and Eve, even with obvious differences there was no doubt the First Woman Ever was their grandmother. The way she presented herself caused a wave of comfort for the girl, as if she could trust her with her deepest, darkest secrets. 
Adam was not moved. He didnt expect his wife, his soulmate to reject him like that.
"Now look after everything we've been through, you dont want to be in paradise? We worked hard for it, Evie! You deserve to stay here."
Eve crossed her arms. Adam began to sweat. He really wished he had his mask. 
"I mean, not here in this shitstain or Earth, but up there", he pointed up at the ceiling. "Please Evie, come back to us. We miss you, the rest of the brood miss you."
That part was genuine. He really did miss her. He hated that the one chance at being together again was slipping through his fingers. Lilith was probably cheering somewhere at this update.
Eve shuddered at the pet name. She loathed him for pulling that out, and loathed herself for nearly buying that. Centuries apart and he still managed to makr her weak in the knees.
But she had to keep going! Evelyn Lambert worked too far and too hard to succumb back to that demure helpless trophy everyone expected her to be.
"No. You dont get to call me that! You knew how they treated me and did nothing to stop it! All they did was insult and belittle me, you were my husband and supposed to protect me!" She pointed an accusatory finger at him. 
"Well what did you expect me to do punch every angel who ever looked at us funny? That's not exactly holy behavior," chided Adam. 
"Oh you are a real piece of work my love," Eve snipped. "Like we're all supoosed to ignore that you went off on a mad crusade because you were too spineless to admit all of us are capable of sin? You didnt even think twice that doing so would cause a war!"
Adam winced. He hadn't thought of that. But no matter! There was no war and a mere instance of hell figthing back didn't erase countless years of victories his extermination squad achieved.
"Hey a war wouldn't be possible anyways because look at them! We are much more stronger, they just got lucky," boasted the First Man. 
"And they cheated! That fucking thing stabbed me in the back!" He pointed at Nifty, who could only reply with a satisfied grin. 
"An unnarmed man! And left his kids without both parents!" Adam continued, hoping his put-on was enough to soothe his beloved' heart. 
Abel cupped his face and sighed. Even during a serious moment his fayher loved being a drama king. It was such a common put-on Abel could smell it a mile away. 
Unknown to him, Kané shared the same sentiment. She pinched her nose, wasn't Adam's arrogance the reason why he was in hell in the first place? Why is he regressing all of a sudden? She held her tongue.
Eve gritted her teeth. God, she was so done with her ex's mind games!
As if somebody left the window opened a cold wind blasted through the room. Everyone tensed, Vaggie and Angel ready to move in case things got uglier.
"Talk about hell hath no fury," muttered Kané shrinking hwrself further away. Whisps of curls flew about Eve's face, her eyes glowing even more purple with a protective fury.
Charlie tugged her jacket tightly, her drealocks blowing around her face.  She watched as Eve posed herself straighter. She swore she could see the faint outlines of butterfly wings on the woman.
Before Adam could say anything else (preferably HIDE), Abel finally stepped in and placed comforting hands on his mom's shoulders. He spoke to her in a language Kané couldnt ubdertand. It seemed to calm her down as the wind stopped blowing and the room temp returned to normal. 
"Come on, Let's all sit down and discuss this like real adults." Abel directed that last part at his dad.
"I believe this matter also concerns you Your Highness," he addressed Charlie. 
"Hopefully we can get all this sorted out peacefully," the hell princess spoke. She was ready to intervened one she felt that wind. She wouldnt let anyone get hurt, especially at Adam's hand. 
Shrugging, Adam went over to the table, as Eve Abel and Charlie sat down. The older brunette took a place on the opposite end but still kept her violet eyes on Adam. She had a good mind to throw a wrench at his stupid smexy face. 
Kané still watched as her family began to convers, interspersed with bits of Angel Dust's disappointment at the lackluster resolution. 
For some reason she couldnt muster the courage to step out. Was it fear? Eve would probably hate her if she found out she was Cain's grandkid. 
Suddenly she felt something tugging at the bottom of her jacket. She turned to see a little purple lamb nibbling at her. 
"Hey hey hey shoo shoo!" She spoke as loudly as she could to not give away her position. The lamb was too entranced by the flavor of unwashed polyester. Kané tried to pushed it away but some how she tripped.
"Gah! Fuck!" 
The poor girl fell forward, causing everyone to turn her away. The mischievous scampered off with its prize, a piece of green cloth. 
The four royals got up to see the irritated girl laying on the floor. Eve and Abel could only gape as Charlie rushed over the help her.
Adam froze.
The jig was up.
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snowpmakes · 10 months
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READ THIS BOOK !!!!! i know it went viral on twt months ago and im extremely out of touch but oh my holy lord up above what have we done to receive this blessing upon our scorched earth
novella tech tip: dont look up anything!!! just buy it and go for it. like the previously mentioned viral tweet said, its just 200ish pages and you can finish the audio book in like 4 hours. its a small fraction of your day but an experience you will never forget. i give you my Certified Snowp Guarantee™ that if you finish this book you will read it again because you will be wowed out of your mind - and the experience will be like anew
PS: it is very gay!!! it make frog in me go yes
PPS: JUST GO READ IT IM GOING TO STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU ALL NOW
PPPS: come back to this post after youve finished it and appreciate my use of postscripts
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sparkdoesart · 2 months
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youve awakened the beast.
so pathologic is a game about a strange town in the russian steppe where a seemingly sentient plague ravages its people over the course of 12 days. the three protagonists are all doctors trying to find a cure for the plague.
the first doctor (the bachelor) is an out-of-towner from the capital city who is kind of a douchebag and tries to develop a vaccine with his scientific knowledge, but people don't trust him and frustrate his attempts to help
the second doctor (the haruspex) is a surgeon who didn't finish his training and is the son of a local herbalist who devised herbal cures for illnesses, and continually gets blamed for murders around town. he tries to find a panacea that will cure the illness outright rather than preventing healthy people from getting it
and the third 'doctor' (the changeling) is a strange girl who comes out of a hole in the ground in the cemetery and can heal the sick with her bare hands, but people in the town are convinced she is CAUSING the plague, so she has to do as much good as possible to preserve her image as she cures people
and there's all kinds of weird ass crazy lore about the town and the native people that live on its fringes and within it. there's a giant centuries-old mound called the abattoir that used to be a temple but now serves as a slaughterhouse for the town's meat industry, and a gravity defying... Thing ... called the polyhedron on the town's west edge. the town and its people are weird as hell
pathologic 2 is just the haruspex's route but refined into a much more fun and engaging game. instead of just doing fetch quests you have to like brew the herbal remedies from your father's recipes to treat the sick. there's much more emotional weight to the story. because of the nature of the games' stories, 2 is both a sequel and a remake at the same time, so you don't need to play 1 to understand it at all
the defining gameplay loop of the game is being given a TON of shit that you need to do RIGHT AWAY but there's literally not enough time in the day to do it all so you're running around trying not to starve to death or die of exhaustion or get the deadly incurable plague while the clock is FUCKING TICKING. CONSTANTLY
the bachelor and changeling's routes will presumably be made later. :]
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Smiling so big seeing this ask
:] ill definitely see what its all about. Maybe buy it when ive made up for the quarry
This does sound really interesting tho
Thanks for telling me about it :DDD
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harufluff · 1 year
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hello, may I request soobin x shy reader with number 92 from the fluff prompt list??
Hope you’re doing well, have a great day 🥰😵‍💫
sorry it took so long anon…
'not so cheesy' c.sb
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warnings - angry yunjin, mentions of a burn, bad writing lol
genre - fluff, fluff prompt list, soobin x shy!reader, non-idol au, soobin x barista!reader, #92 "My heart isn’t beating faster, my heart isn’t beating faster, I swear it isn’t, get ahold of yourself."
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hi everyone! im working on the series right now so im not dead, but here is something fluffy for you :)) please feel free to request anything to me and I will try to get it done.
‘order 21!!’
your co-worker called out into the small cafe. you loved working here. there were books everywhere and it’s an easy breakfast in the morning. it was perfectly convenient.
it helped you practice being a little more social too. ever since you were a kid, you were shy and never liked talking to people. this job you had to and you figured that was good.
but there were things that were better than the others. you worked with your friend Yunjin. you met and the job and got along well so you have each other your numbers and here you are.
but one of the best things, is a customer that comes in every morning and buys the same thing every time. he buys a coffee and a cookie and go sits down in a corner booth. his name you don’t know, but he really is handsome.
Yunjin has been trying to convince you to ask for his name and number for the entire time he’s been coming in, but you just think it’s rude and embarrassing.
a middle aged women came up to the counter and showed you her number,
‘here we are, one americano. that’ll be $3.55 please’
you thanked her as she walked away. but just as she left the cafe, a tall man with black hair came in. the same man that you have had a bit of a crush on. he walked up to the counter and said to you,
‘i’ll have my usual please and a water today too please’
you nodded and got his usual cookie then brought it back to the counter for him along with the cold water. you were looking down until you got there and finally made eye contact with him. he was looking straight in the eyes with a soft smile.
‘i-i’ll bring your coffee o-over to your table when it’s done’
you said shakily, but all he did was nod and smile at you again before walking away to his usual booth in the corner.
‘YA L/N Y/N. WHAT WAS THAT’
yunjin said to you in a yell whisper than everyone could hear, regardless of her “whispering” it. youve told her before that you will never fall in love at a cafe because it was too cheesy. she personally thinks you and a man you have never met before are meant to be together.
you just gave her a glare before going over to the finished coffee for the customer. you walked it over to his table, your hands still a little shaky.
‘here’s your coffee s-‘
two inches away from the table the coffee spilled over the cup and onto your hand, the hot coffee burning like heck. you mange to get the coffee cup on the table before retracting your arms into your chest as the burning continued to get worse.
‘oh my gosh are you ok?’
he asked as he bent down slightly to get a look at your hand. you nodded violently, pretty much telling him that you were not on and you were just being a good employee. he gently took your hand in his and looked at the dark burn on your hand.
‘are you sure your ok? it doesn’t look like it’
he finally made you look at him and he looked taken aback for a reason you don’t know why. he pushed you back to sit in the seat he was once sitting in and grabbed a paper napkin, dipping in it in his water and kneaded on the floor in between your legs and held your hand while holding the paper towel to the burn.
‘your a lot prettier up close you know…’
you look at him with wide eyes, and when he looks up at you he chuckles at your reaction.
‘t-thanks’
‘this is kind of embarrassing but your the only reason i keep coming back here. my friend recommended this place to me and i saw you so i kept coming back’
he says looking away from you, his ears getting redder by the second.
‘i’ve seen you around too. your cute’
his expression changed in an instant...
'My heart isn’t beating faster, my heart isn’t beating faster, I swear it isn’t, get ahold of yourself.'
he said quietly to himself in almost a chant. you giggled at his pure cuteness. he stood up and you did as well. you bid your goodbyes and exchanged numbers.
maybe meeting at a cafe isnt so cheesy.
lord this was so bad...
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libras-interactives · 2 months
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Some questions for the main four + Máire hope that's not to many
What are their thoughts on marriage?
What is their favorite number?
And for you
Are they someone you would get along with? Would they get along with you?
Take whatever time you need to answer :)
Marriage!
Marius: Meh! He doesnt think about it. It's not feasible for him to marry someone he loves, so he doesn't care. Too young for that shit anyway hes at the club
Jack: A very weird series of thoughts in his brain. God's plan for man and woman but also a prison. Something he should aspire to but will probably never have. A lie and an ideal. Weird to think about, so he doesn't.
Lottie: Total sham! A guy would have to be rich and a perfect match to tempt her. Doesnt mind weddings bc she can yoink the champagne and mess around w the groomsmen
Eveline: Romantic, sacred and an endless well of happiness but also suffering. She used to idealize it and yearn for it, but not so much lately. She gets a little jealous when she sees brides, but she's not the sort of person who would rush into matrimony.
Máire: Been there done that. Total sham x 2. She knows where those married men go and have been.
Numbers!
Marius: No clue! It's never occurred to him to have a favorite. Maybe Eveline's birth day?
Jack: Don't ask, he'll overthink it, and convince himself his choice is wrong.
Lottie: Depends on her latest game of cards and what Máire tells her. 5 keeps coming up so maybe that?
Eveline: Marius' birthday. Also six, bc that's how many biscuits/pastries/etc she has to buy at the bakery to get an extra.
Máire: Changes with her readings, but multiples of 3 and 13 by itself have always been auspicious for her.
I think I'd more or less get along w all of them (air sign baby ✌🏾) but Lottie and Marius would have way too much energy for me haha. I think I'd vibe with Eveline and Máire the best (jack ilu but youve got issues honey maybe in a few years) . Maybe Cora but our combined ADHD and differing fixations+opinions might make the room combust. Yeah maybe not her
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kosmic-arts · 2 months
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thinking about totk and how the plot sucked.... its the same shit where i feel depressed with kh because it has so much potential but botches it entirely at every turn. totk was such a disappointment plotwise. like, i enjoyed playing it a lot, but i couldn't shake this ever present feeling of bitterness every time anything plot related happened. they completely retcon any and all worldbuilding established in the first game, and replace it all with zonai shit that we're all just supposed to buy was always there. they are so underdeveloped, its mindboggling. i really do wish it had been link going back into the past rather than zelda. as link i feel like im doing chores the whole game while zelda is out there experiencing the actual plot and getting to make difficult choices. like?? i thought i was supposed to be playing the main character... i love zelda, just not botw/totk zelda. she sucks!! sorry 😬 her arc is cool and interesting, but i ultimately don't care because its all told in disjointed flashbacks where most of the actual character development happens without us seeing. zelda goes from hating link and being a petulant child, to being cool with him and chill. we never get to spend any substantial time with her, so all we get is the characters and the rest of the narrative constantly trying to convince you that zelda is so nice and perfect and youve gotta save her right?? and link totally cares about her even though he looks bored as hell 24/7 and seems only invested in this because its his job and hes gotta be home by 5. skyward sword was smart enough to give us like, an hour with zelda to establish link's friendship with her and just that alone does wonders. who doesn't love skyward sword zelda!! i was invested from start to finish trying to reunite with her. also do not talk me about the occasional silly dialogue options link has, or him clenching his fists sometime.. thats not good enough. i honestly dont like botw/totk link either; hes barebones asf. wind waker link is 1000x more alive than botw link; ocarina of time link too and all he does is scream, and TP link!! he ACTS impulsively and with rage when the kids from his village are taken- botw link doesnt have shit on any of his predecessors sorry!! ok. i got a little off topic. basically the totk plot had the minimal possible effort put into it, and it sucks and i hate it. even though the story in botw was very lightweight and straightforward, it was infinitely more riveting than totk, and for that reason i still think about and remember botw more fondly.
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lucluvr · 1 year
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Hello! I was wondering if you can do a kaeya x reader high school or collage au
AHHH HI !!! so erm i got a little carried away with this one......i apologize, im just a sucker for highschool aus. i might write a college one later, but childhood friend/high school sweetheart!kaeya has me by the throat. anyways enjoy !!!
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you and kaeya have been in the same class for years. youve seen his horrible hairstyles, youve seen him flunk tests, youve seen him shine in class, youve seen how people are drawn to him. that includes you. there’s this aura about him that draws people to him.
maybe it’s his good looks, his charming personality, or maybe it’s the fact you have a massive crush on him. ever since he helped you put on a band aid in the nurse’s office when you guys were 5, youve been crushing on him hard.
your heart flutters at the sound of his voice, you give him shy smiles everytime he waves at you. he always relies on you to help him and in return he’ll buy you gifts and small snacks as thank you. he often comes up behind you and wraps his arm around your shoulder, acting like this is normal. he calls you doll, especially in front of childe. 
you sometimes wonder if kaeya feels the same. jean has said he talks about you a lot, you guys are always seen together, you know everything about one another, so maybe there’s a chance?
jean and amber eventually convince you that you should confess to him. youve been in love with him for over 10 years, maybe it’s time. reluctantly, you pull out a box of chocolates from your bag. you hold the box in your hands, tracing the gold lining on the edges. 
your chest is tights. your throat is dry. should i really do this? he probably doesn’t even like me. he thinks we’re just friends. you sigh and thump your head on the desk, closing your eyes.
you think about every fleeting moment youve had together. from him helping you up when you fall in gym, to you guys making out in the janitor’s closet when you got locked in together, you feel anxious. i can’t do this. you shake your head and place the box on your lap. 
“[name]! there you are, i’ve been looking for you!” amber exclaims, running over to you. you lift your head up and give her a small smile. jean follows closely behind her. 
“are you ready?” amber whispers as she pulls a chair next to your desk. you sigh and shake your head. you’re not ready. you’re not even sure if kaeya feels the same way!
“[name],” jeans breathes, “it’ll all be okay, i promise. you can do this,” she encourages. he rubs your shoulder, reciting more supportive words. jean and amber know something you don’t. well, more like everyone knows. kaeya’s crush on you and your crush on him was obvious to everyone, except for the two of you. 
amber had enough. she stands up abruptly and pulls you by the arm,
“alright, enough! get up, [name]. you’re doing this right now!” you try to retaliate, but jean holds the box of chocolates and aids amber in dragging you out the classroom door. they catch kaeya turn around the corner and push you in that direction.
“he’s right there, [name]! you can do this! good luck!” amber smiles sweetly. that same smile is plastered on jean’s face. they’re right. you’re just in your head about it! you take a deep breathe and turn on your heels, pursuing kaeya. 
you turn several corners before you see the silhouette of kaeya against a wall. there seems to be someone in front of him. you walk a little further to get a better view of the boy. 
to your surprise, he was not in fact talking to someone. his lips and arms were entangled with another. your stomach sinks. your heart stops beating. your eyes sting, and there’s something wet on your face? by accident, you drop the box of chocolates, causing a loud thud. the pair pulls away from each other and make direct eye contact with you. 
kaeya’s eyes seem to widen at the sight of you and the girl in front of him clings onto his waist, hiding herself in his larger frame. 
“[name]...” kaeya mutters out. his heart is racing. you weren’t supposed to see this. 
“kaeya...im so sorry, i’ll um...i’ll leave,” you point behind you and start bolting in the opposite direction. you hear him call out your name, his feet scuffling against the concrete. you turn left, going towards the staircase. 
“[name] please wait! i can explain,” kaeya calls your name numerous times. you ignore his calls and stare at your phone. right, i have to clean the classroom today. you open the door to the janitor’s closet and step inside. kaeya grabs onto your wrist, pulling your fist to his chest.
“doll, please listen to me!” he cries. you realize you’re crying too. you sob in front of him. you can’t control it. why are you even crying? you knew he didn’t like you. he was too good for you. you’re so stupid for thinking that someone like him would be into you. you’re so fucking dumb. 
you retract your wrist from his hold, and turn around. your eyes scan the shelves in front of you, looking for the broom. your eyes are stinging. 
“i don’t like her.” kaeya says suddenly. he doesn’t even know why he said that. it makes no difference to you, but it does to him. he’s making sure you know that you’re the only one in his heart, but he’s doing a terribly job at showing that.
he pauses for a moment, following your hands as they grab chemicals. he makes a rash decision. he pulls the keys out of the hole, throwing them in his pocket. he shuts the door of the closet. the two of you are left alone.
you jump at the loud sound. kaeya looks at you. you realize just how crowded this closet is. your feet are almost touching. you’re so close you hear almost how he’s breathing. he’s panting. 
“can we please talk?” he begs. his voice is small, a drastic difference from his bold voice. there’s a small quiver in his lips. he looks like he’s about to cry. 
“what’s there to say? you needn’t explain yourself, kaeya. we’re not even dating! it’s fine, i’m fine,” your voice trails off. 
“you’re not fine,” he whispers. his hand cups your cheek. it’s so warm. his thumb brushes your tears away and his arm wraps around you waist.
“i’m not fine, kae,” you mutter, holding back sobs. the tears keep flowing down your cheeks. “i like you so much, you know that? i know you don’t like me back, but i’m so hurt. im so not okay right now. i want to cry so bad. why wasn’t that me? why didn’t i get to kiss you? i wanted that,” you voimit your feelings out to him.
“i like you too, so much. i love you, so much, [name]. do you know that? i was trying to get over you,” he confesses. “when i saw you with childe at that party last week, i thought i lost my chance. i thought that was it. i thought we would never happen. i’ve been trying to get over you, but no one compares to you, doll. no one does,” your lips are so close.
his hot breaths fans over your lips, your noses brush slightly. his moves your hair out of your face. you wrap your arms around his neck. 
“you’re so stupid, you know? i love you too. but me and childe, we’re nothing. there’s nothing between us-” he doesn’t let you finish. his lips finally meet yours and he kisses you. one hand softly cupping your cheek, the other resting at your waist. 
kaeya’s been waiting since the first day of kindergarten to tell you he loves you. he’s always loved you. seeing you walk in with childe at diluc’s birthday party broke him. he wanted to dance with you, he wanted to protect your drink, he wanted to be by your side. he was supposed to drive you home, not childe.
you didn’t talk to him at all that night either, so he assumed the worst. everyone before who he’s loved had walked off and left. he had faith that you would be different, you never gave up on him, yet when he saw that you didn’t say hello to him, he thought that was it. 
kaeya’s always loved you, and you have always loved kaeya. that’s how it’s always been. and it will be like that forever. you two are inseparable. nothing will break this bond. 
you push kaeya back slightly. you both gasp for air. a long awaited kiss. one that fixed everything. you both assumed things that weren’t true and you both made impulsive decisions because of them. you promise each other you’ll work on that, communicate if someone ever feels hurt or upset. 
“i love you, my sweet girl,” kaeya sighs against your lips, diving in for another kiss. he won’t let you every leave him. you’re stuck with him forever, and he is all yours for eternity. even in your next lives, even if your located on different parts of the teyvat like adam and eve, you’ll find your way back to each other. kaeya is certain of this fact. 
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thenewblackcanvas · 2 years
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don’t hang up
18+ • drabble • yunho
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“maybe next time you can try tinder!”
your friend enthusiastically offered after your recent failure to get- in your more than frustrated terms- at least one good fucking orgasm. lately, the task of cumming was all miss and little hit. the few people youve brought yourself to have fun with were much more talk than anything else. more disappointingly, even you couldn’t bring yourself adequate orgasm. there was an end but no spark. no big edge no toes curling no flush over your body. nothing but slightly less tense.
“have you even used the toy you got?”
you cringed. “god no. it just got here this today and after last night’s attempt at another round this morning i couldn't bring myself to even take my panties off after i got dressed this morning. what’s the point?”
“cmon don’t say that! you have to try something new maybe. don’t count the toy out just yet, your hands either. you might be too tense to even-”
“baby?”
“yuyu?”
her boyfriend, yunho, must’ve just gotten there. you hear them greet each other, a bitter scowl on your face. not just because of your current situation but because Yunho was so attractive it made you blush. he used to come into your job, sending you looks. he’d have a knowing smile on his lips at the color of your cheeks. he would converse with you briefly but nothing big. you hoped he would ask you out but one day he came in with your friend in tow instead to drop her off. you tried not to look at him too much after that.
“hello? hey, you still there?”
“yeah sorry i was thinking.”
“i was- gonna say- stop it, yuyu- that i need to go.” you could hear him kiss her between her words. 
“ok bye.” you hear him say as you pull the phone away from your ear to sigh. 
for a moment you closed your eyes until you heard something. you looked around for a source before looking back down to your phone. holding it up, the call was still counting the seconds. he mustve thrown the phone before she could disconnect. 
as you stared in shock, a loud moan came through the phone. you paused for a brief moment before curiosity had you putting it back up to your ear. she let out a needy mewl and you could hear him chuckle. “do you need help with something? you're making my palm wet and i just got here.” 
the image of Yunho on top of her with his big hand shoved between her thighs sent a shock between your own. you shouldn’t be listening but rather than ending the call you muted yourself.
“mhm. I-I was talking to ______ about her sex life. it w-was starting to make me think of you.”
“you were talking to ______?”
you couldn’t control how wet you got hearing him say your name nor help the small joy you felt at how interested he seemed that she was speaking to you. 
she must’ve nodded.
“what was she saying?” she made a confused noise at his question before she screamed out. the moan on the end was enough to have you leaning back. “you heard me.”
“she- she uh…”
“come on baby, get it out and you can have my fingers.” you licked your lips. fuck you wanted his fingers.
“she was asking for advice because she hasn’t been able to cum. not with anyone recently.”
your face burned with mild embarrassment at him knowing but it couldn’t stop the way you began massaging your breasts. the image of him plus the sound of his deep voice was too good.
but you need to hang up.
•yunho•
“what did you tell her?” I asked, trying to keep her satisfied enough to tell me. 
“I told her to try the dildo I convinced her to buy.” I rubbed her clit, coaxing the answers out. “I told her to try tinder too- AHH!”
I pinched her clit roughly without thinking before soothing it with my tongue. she gasped softly. “look at you, trying to find her a cock like mine? hmm?” I pulled the hood of her clit back with my thumb to suck it gently again. I hummed and i could feel her shiver.
“I w-wanted her to feel good like you make me feel.”
I chuckled. ‘me too.’ I slipped two fingers into her heat, knowing she could take the stretch. I slid my fingers slowly, I didn’t want to tease too much but it was too fun not to. “I make you feel good huh?” with a wicked grin I curl my fingers right against her spot.
•you•
she gasps out a scream. 
“Fuck” you whisper to yourself. Your thighs are rubbing together trying to find some kind of friction between your legs but its not doing much. You finally shed your pants. The softness of your sheets under you relax you some more as you continue to feel yourself up under the sounds of Yunho’s minstrations. He must be teasing the poor girl as the pattern of moaning then begging before you hear yunho’s wicked chuckle resets. The lewd sounds of his fingers in her pussy are making you want to venture into your panties. Its no use in fighting it when you hear him say “Hands and knees, baby.”
Your hand slips under the waistband before you can even form a thought.
The sounds start back up making you blush all over at the sound of his hips meeting her own so roughly. It doesn’t take long before shes completely gone.
•yunho•
His thrusts are a little harder than normal. He can’t figure out why he feels the need to do so but as hes bent over her, hands on each side of her face thats pressed into the pillow, he can’t help but think the drag of his cock against these tight walls would feel so much better if it was yours.
You.
“F~uck” his girlfriend cries out under him. He hadn’t noticed the rougher thrusts as his thoughts turned to you. He smirks, repeating the action to make her yell out again. Her hand shoots out to grip the other pillow by the top of the bed. He looks up to see her holding on for dear life but double takes almost comically as he hips falter. Is her screen still on? Holy fuck is the call still connected? …With you?
“Yunho?” he realizes hes stopped moving and slowly starts to do so again.
He reaches up to grab the phone before a familiar knowing smile spreads onto his face. Only shallow thrusts as he looks at the screen, definitely still connected to you. He sits up and picks up the pace to punishing. While your friend is already being fucked stupid, not aware of anything anymore except his cock, he puts the phone up to his ear.
“Naughty slut listening to her friend get fucked.” Voice barely above a whisper. Out of breath and taunting.
You freeze as if his eyes are on you. You don’t unmute it.
“It’s ok, I know you’re busy touching yourself. Rubbing that wet cunt to get off on the sounds this wet pussy makes while I fuck her stupid.” He slaps her ass to make her cry out, a punctuation on his statement. “It’s ok, naughty girls can listen.”
He holds the phone closer to where their bodies connect as he speeds up again. You stroke your walls faster at the sounds of his balls slapping against her skin. He brings the phone closer to your friend next before yanking her hair back with his free hand. He props his leg up, hitting deeper than before making her cry out again. 
He brings the phone back up, panting into the receiver. He lets himself pant and groan into it for a moment before speaking again. “Be a good girl and take it off mute.”
You hesitate. The hand in your panties halting.
“Please” he asks, a hint of a desperation in his tone. “I need to hear you.”
You do so as your fingers move again, speeding up before adding your other hand to your clit. The moment he hears your breathy moans he throws his head back with a smile. “Haha fuck, Tiny. You sound so good.” You clench around your own fingers knowing he’s talking to you. It encourages you to be more vocal. You start to reach for the toy you bought but almost as if he senses it he says. “I don’t want another cock in you. Fake or otherwise, got it?” you and your friend whimper ‘yes’s in unison. “If youre so desperate use your hands or nothing.” He releases the hold on her hair. You both go to furiously rub at your clit for some more help. Her face is buried in the pillow blabbering incoherrently about taking as much as he’ll give her as she works over her clit. He continues to pound into her from behind. Your hips are coming off the bed as you try to keep the intensity of the building climax. The shocks you can feel with each brush against the right spot make you more than desperate. You want the real release you’ve been craving. Hes so sweaty he can barely hang on to the phone. When you start sinnfully yet desperately begging into the air It slips momentarily but he catches it quickly bringing it back to his ear. He doesnt want to miss any of the sounds youre making despite the girl under him.
He can read the sound of your voice well somehow, almost as if you are in tune with your friend. Her pussy a stand in for yours as he can feel her cunt clenching at the brink of release any moment. He's not sure how but when he knows your on the edge he rasps “cum.”
Both girls scream out in release. His girlfriend bringing the pillow she was grasping down almost to cover her face, burying the scream of pleasure inside it. Her body tenses but Yunho takes her through her high, reeling on the high pitched screams he hears through the phone and the vulgar squelching coming through as well.
His movements become a little more erratic as he is almost there with them. She weakly tries to squirm away when its becoming too much but he grips her hip tight.
“Beg for it” he whispers to you but she mustve heard because he hears her shaky voice say ‘please give it to me’ he grips a little harder but it isn’t until he hears one word from the other end of the line that he is able to reach his breaking point.
“Please.”
Its small and weak but he can hear the pleading in your tone.
He pulls out as quickly as he possibly can, barely making it to cum on her back, getting her cunt and her ass a little from the urgency. He laughs to himself as he sees his girlfriend slumped on the bed with the pillow still covering most of her face. In her haze, your friend is trying to catch her breath with her eyes closed. He puts the phone up to his face again after a breath “You did so good, Baby.” He says as he strokes her side but you know he is speaking to you. When you dont answer he says, “Tiny?”
“Th-Thank you, Yunho.”
He laughs under his breath. “Anytime, Tiny.” You can practically see the smile on his face.
After actually hanging up, you stare at the ceiling. You should get cleaned up but you’re still trying to process what the fuck just happened.
♡ pt 2 ♡
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i know you just finished snapshot (HELL YEAH I ate it right up) and it was so so so good and sweet - i love that shes coming back home and satoru being his little dorky self buying the ticket before she even said yes is so in character i LOVED it
i wonder if you would think about a little special/ drabble of yuji and nobara freaking out when megumi and gojo come back home with her?
i just think it would be a funny extra because those two probs thought she was dead or wtever LMAOOOOO my sweet dumbass duo
NO STRESS AT ALL IF YOU DONT WANT TO - not trying to pressure you :) the epilogue is wonderful as is and i enjoyed reading this series a lot!! lots of love 💙💙
i wanted to make it super angsty BUT I WAS LIKE NO HE DESERVES HAPPINESS
you know what youve fully convinced me ITS BEEN PUT IN THE DRAFTS. thats such a cute idea because i could easily see them making bets on whether or not your alive (and then being disappointed when they lose PAHAHA)
i cannot say thank you enough for reading and i appreciate your support for this series so so so much lovely <333
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