So how;s adam and eve reunion gotta be ? it's must be full with drama
"So this is what youve been up to all these centuries?" Adam remarked, taking note of Eve's outfit.
Gone were the elegant blue, pink and white robes that denoted her as his Other. Now she wore overalls and a plain gray shirt. A leather ultility belt hung around her hips. Her hair, once a luscious river of brown, was cut shorter and braided.
"If youre here to take back there the answer is no," replied the brunette.
Hm. it seems looks werent the only thing that changed about Eve.
"I'm not here to take you back, Im just wanted to know how youve been," said Adam. Hs lips formed a sly grin.
"Though if you want to, I can convince Sera to-"
"You will convince nobody, Im through with that place." Eve's voice sharpened some more.
Adam was taken aback. The audacity of this woman he grumbled internally. He didnt know what to think! He was so used to her soft, demure mannerisms. She never raised her voice at anyine not when the kids were acting up, and definitely not at him.
What changed?
Adam glanced over at his sweet wittle Abel, who only stood awkwardly at the unexpected family reunion.
Of course, if he played his cards right then Eve would be back by his side by the night's end. She would do anything for their real kids!
But then he remembered Kané. He had told her to hide, that he would not reveal her until he could persuade Eve to hear him out.
Charlie felt it wasnt her place to interrupt. She didnt know what to say. But she did know Adam had a trick of his sleeve. So she sent him a warning glare, daring him to mess up.
"Ooh this is better than a soap opera," Angel Dust whispered excitedly as he cradeled Phat Nuggets. He was enjoying the mayhem unfolding.
"Normally I wouldnt care about Adam but I'm bored," Veggie replied with equal interest. Even back in her exterminator days it was no secret how Adam treated Eve. He never defended her when other angels scorned & looked down at her, so when news of her disappearance reached her ears, Veggie was not surprised.
Besides, he had this coming a LONG while. She was glad to have a front row seat at the day of reckoning.
Husk simply took out his flask. This was going to be a long night.
All the while Kané stood in her hiding spot behind the cacti. She could see the resemeblance between her mama and Eve, even with obvious differences there was no doubt the First Woman Ever was their grandmother. The way she presented herself caused a wave of comfort for the girl, as if she could trust her with her deepest, darkest secrets.
Adam was not moved. He didnt expect his wife, his soulmate to reject him like that.
"Now look after everything we've been through, you dont want to be in paradise? We worked hard for it, Evie! You deserve to stay here."
Eve crossed her arms. Adam began to sweat. He really wished he had his mask.
"I mean, not here in this shitstain or Earth, but up there", he pointed up at the ceiling. "Please Evie, come back to us. We miss you, the rest of the brood miss you."
That part was genuine. He really did miss her. He hated that the one chance at being together again was slipping through his fingers. Lilith was probably cheering somewhere at this update.
Eve shuddered at the pet name. She loathed him for pulling that out, and loathed herself for nearly buying that. Centuries apart and he still managed to makr her weak in the knees.
But she had to keep going! Evelyn Lambert worked too far and too hard to succumb back to that demure helpless trophy everyone expected her to be.
"No. You dont get to call me that! You knew how they treated me and did nothing to stop it! All they did was insult and belittle me, you were my husband and supposed to protect me!" She pointed an accusatory finger at him.
"Well what did you expect me to do punch every angel who ever looked at us funny? That's not exactly holy behavior," chided Adam.
"Oh you are a real piece of work my love," Eve snipped. "Like we're all supoosed to ignore that you went off on a mad crusade because you were too spineless to admit all of us are capable of sin? You didnt even think twice that doing so would cause a war!"
Adam winced. He hadn't thought of that. But no matter! There was no war and a mere instance of hell figthing back didn't erase countless years of victories his extermination squad achieved.
"Hey a war wouldn't be possible anyways because look at them! We are much more stronger, they just got lucky," boasted the First Man.
"And they cheated! That fucking thing stabbed me in the back!" He pointed at Nifty, who could only reply with a satisfied grin.
"An unnarmed man! And left his kids without both parents!" Adam continued, hoping his put-on was enough to soothe his beloved' heart.
Abel cupped his face and sighed. Even during a serious moment his fayher loved being a drama king. It was such a common put-on Abel could smell it a mile away.
Unknown to him, Kané shared the same sentiment. She pinched her nose, wasn't Adam's arrogance the reason why he was in hell in the first place? Why is he regressing all of a sudden? She held her tongue.
Eve gritted her teeth. God, she was so done with her ex's mind games!
As if somebody left the window opened a cold wind blasted through the room. Everyone tensed, Vaggie and Angel ready to move in case things got uglier.
"Talk about hell hath no fury," muttered Kané shrinking hwrself further away. Whisps of curls flew about Eve's face, her eyes glowing even more purple with a protective fury.
Charlie tugged her jacket tightly, her drealocks blowing around her face. She watched as Eve posed herself straighter. She swore she could see the faint outlines of butterfly wings on the woman.
Before Adam could say anything else (preferably HIDE), Abel finally stepped in and placed comforting hands on his mom's shoulders. He spoke to her in a language Kané couldnt ubdertand. It seemed to calm her down as the wind stopped blowing and the room temp returned to normal.
"Come on, Let's all sit down and discuss this like real adults." Abel directed that last part at his dad.
"I believe this matter also concerns you Your Highness," he addressed Charlie.
"Hopefully we can get all this sorted out peacefully," the hell princess spoke. She was ready to intervened one she felt that wind. She wouldnt let anyone get hurt, especially at Adam's hand.
Shrugging, Adam went over to the table, as Eve Abel and Charlie sat down. The older brunette took a place on the opposite end but still kept her violet eyes on Adam. She had a good mind to throw a wrench at his stupid smexy face.
Kané still watched as her family began to convers, interspersed with bits of Angel Dust's disappointment at the lackluster resolution.
For some reason she couldnt muster the courage to step out. Was it fear? Eve would probably hate her if she found out she was Cain's grandkid.
Suddenly she felt something tugging at the bottom of her jacket. She turned to see a little purple lamb nibbling at her.
"Hey hey hey shoo shoo!" She spoke as loudly as she could to not give away her position. The lamb was too entranced by the flavor of unwashed polyester. Kané tried to pushed it away but some how she tripped.
"Gah! Fuck!"
The poor girl fell forward, causing everyone to turn her away. The mischievous scampered off with its prize, a piece of green cloth.
The four royals got up to see the irritated girl laying on the floor. Eve and Abel could only gape as Charlie rushed over the help her.
Adam froze.
The jig was up.
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I tried but i genuinely think its unfixable :'(
Oh and headcanon color schemes!
Charlie: red hair like traditional depictions of her father pre-fall. Blue eyes for contrast& hint of Angel heritage. Also keep her outfit red, that's the Main Character Color.
Vaggie/Veggie/Verita: Green for lunar moth & complements Charlie's red. Purple for accents, essentially she has a secondary palette
Angel Dust: Blue & pink, cotton candy, pink eyes, suit darker than skin
Nifty: Orange and yellow, colros of a citrus (common cleaning agent) and 50s retro vibe. Bright & cheery like her!
Alastor: Mostly gray, only colors in select places. Eyes and brooch matching green as if linked to each other. Dark tie. Visibly darker skin.
Husk: Gray and Dark purple fur, Gold eyes to complement. Blue stripe on hat and lilac stripes on ears. Eyebrows darker than fur.
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What are your salty takes on Tangled?
It's not the masterpiece everyone says it is.
Rapunzel's purple dress sucks (I like her other dresses tho),
I don't like how disney keeps marketing the tower/hair because those were the two main sources of her trauma
tangled the series season 3 isn't good
I like her ship with Jack Frost from ROTG better than with Flynn
Varian should've gotten the moonstone/Evil arc while cass could've opened a school for knights of ALL genders
I also hate how tangled overshadowed Princess and the Frog
Tangled ripped off the Barbie version, i mean blonde princess who likes art, has a light theme, wears a purple dress AND has a reptile companions, being a lost princess of one of two kingdoms locked in a stalemate/rivalry is too much to be a mere of a coincidence
Also Rapunzel should've cut her own hair to symbolize gaining her own independence
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Rewrite vs. Canon: stolas helluva boss
Now early Stolas was ok but s2 is where i felt his character took a nosedive. So instead of being le woobie he is the one with all the power. The main conflict between Stolas and Stella is right of inheritance and methods on how to effectively rule the star domain. Their started out fine but deteriorated over the years. The causes aren't just their own flaws but outside sources as well.
Stolas is a huge flirt and imp fetishist. He sees Imps more like squishmallows than a whole race of demons with their own customs and agency. While he slowly learns to recognize imps as their own persons, he tends to mess it up because he just can't keep it in his pants.
Stolas met Blitzo a few times when they were kids, but their relationship never went anywhere, so they're not childhood friends - that's just Stolas's fantasizing the past. Blitzo hates his attempts at seduction but sucks it up for the pay. Stolas does come to seriously love Blitzo but it becomes possessive and Blitzo reminds him that he needs space.
One of Stolas's biggest flaw is projection. He does care for Octavia but mostly sees her as a vessel to live out HIS childhood dreams. He also loves to talk shit about her mom ignoring her discomfort with being dragged into their drama. He projects his shortcomings on to other people; projects his insecurities onto Blitzo.
As a star he has issues with his vanity and overzealous lifestyle. While he does see everything as a game he also kinda takes it too seriously because he wants to win. Caring for his happiness and pleasure. This leads to his court and peasants seeing him as a joke and seriously reconsidering. When Stolas finds out there are stella sympathizers he is horrified and decides to step up his A Game by taking his duties more seriously.
When he gets targeted for assassination he ends up moving in with IMP for protection, or the Hotel. Which kickstarts his character arc. He admits he did mess up by cheating on Stella and dragging Octavia into the mess he created and hopes to have a solution that can satisfy everyone.
Essentially Stolas has to learn even with his upsetting backstory and failing marriage it is NOT an excuse to do whatever he wants and that real people got hurt by his actions.
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