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opheestra · 2 years
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update: made a little sequel
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aliothbuzzsawshark · 6 months
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Therapist: Poorly iced Cat Yuga cookie doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you
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captainspiggbo · 1 year
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This guy gotta be my favorite merchant in Tears of The Kingdom.... ಥ‿ಥ⁠ 
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syzygytailor · 2 years
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General Hux Headcanons: Losing His Voice
So, General Hux lost his voice. Whether it was from screaming commands or screaming at Kylo it doesn’t matter. He refuses to take the day off, insisting that he can still effectively do his job.
His job requires constant communication so he has to think of creative ways to get commands across.
He knows basic sign language but not everyone understands or had the opportunity to learn.
He cues up his data-pad with text-to-speech with common commands and phrases in advance so he can relay them with the press of a button. He’s relatively fast at typing anyway so it’s not much of an issue. BUT Ren takes full advantage of the different voice options, choosing wild accents, speeds, and squeaky voices.
Despite it all, Hux still has to give Ren the reigns during the more complex and fast paced situations.
Ren constantly pokes fun at Hux’s situation knowing the worst he’ll get is a glare and the occasional frustrated huff. Hux will take him aside and chew him out via whispering aggressively.
Hux is armed to the teeth with all types of tea and honey to soothe his throat and help bring his voice back.
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veinvain-g1rl · 8 months
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Early update! Chapter 2 of Survey War's Moving Machinations! Be prepared for "Flower Power"!
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cesar-the-salad · 8 months
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I love messing with the display electronics <3
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Hey Kait, I just bumped into Ray in the hallway and this napkin fell off his pocket without him noticing. And well... as you can see, there's a drawing of you in it with a little heart. He was in a hurry so I couldn't give it back, and I don't think I was mean to see this anyway, but I thought at least I could give it to you. Oh, but let's keep this a secret, okay? Or at least don't tell him I was the one that found it and gave it to you. Ray can be... quite scary when he's mad
Of course! You can count on me. Your secret is safe with me, dear Believer. I'll tell him I found it in the hallway on my way back from an afternoon stroll so you don't have to worry yourself. I know that Ray can be quite... forward when he's upset, but don't take it personally. He's just a little... insecure sometimes. You know how it is. He's the one the Savior trusts to look after the security of Magenta, and that task is one he doesn't take lightly. He wants people to remember his position, that's all. Thank you for bringing this to me.
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[Oh, Ray. You're a sweetheart. I can't believe you're doodling pictures of us. The second I close this door and I know the believer is gone, I am going to stim so hard. You are too cute, what the hell! It's totally not fair. The next time I see him, I'm going to get back at him! Maybe I'll ask to hold his hand!]
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rhaenyra-daemon · 2 years
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Daemon x Aemond drabble
‘It's like looking in the mirror’, is what Aemond tells himself, staring at his own reflection. He presses a hand to the cold surface, his fingers calloused from wielding a sword. ‘Except that he has both eyes.’
But Aemond does not care for the eyes, he does not envy having them; he just wants to see what they saw. He wants to pluck them out and watch the world through their lenses for himself.
Aemond has never known another life. He has been at the court for the past two decades. He has never seen war. He has never had a chance to prove himself. He has never partaken in a real fight.
But he has seen all of it. He has experienced it. His senior brought to the realm ahead of him by twenty years. Aemond does not care for the resemblance he notices in the mirror, nor for the one whispered about in the halls and courtyard, but he does care for the flame that burns behind those eyes. He cannot reach it from here, nor from the other side of the mirror.
He recalls Father telling him that according to the Valyrian traditions blood binds. That the Targaryens are all bound by the simple fact of being family. It explains a lot, and makes it clear why Aemond yearns for nothing else, why he is capable of nothing but wanting his own blood.
To spill or to taste, he does not care.
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dorothytheripper · 2 years
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my favorite part of splatoon 3 is when big man says it’s big man time and then big manned all over new agent 3
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dailyrandomwriter · 2 years
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Day 30
In a meeting I barely manage to arrive on time to, I sat there waiting. Co-workers filter in one by one, and my mind wanders to a breakfast not yet eaten. The meeting’s host asks everyone ‘how are they doing today?’ using a cute poster of many dogs for people to point at as their answer. I am the dog whose caption reads ‘I woke up like this’. Satisfied that no one will ask me anything in the near future, I reach over to turn off my camera. My privacy assured, I shove a whole-ass peach slice into my mouth.
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loser2day · 2 years
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Trigun: Vash the Stampede playlist
Vagabond - MisterWives
I’m Still Standing - Elton John
Wanted Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi
Hello My Old Heart - The Oh Hellos
21 Guns - Green Day
Savior - Rise Against
The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
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r4nd0mw31rd00 · 2 years
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Mike: it feels like my life started that day we found you in the woods.
Will: This BITC- *War flash backs*/J
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loathsome-sickness · 5 months
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 24 days
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License to Kitty.
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