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aroace-optimus-primal · 9 months

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Alright. I'm going to attempt to watch the entirety of Transformers: Beast Machines in 24 hours

Wish me luck lmao.

#transformers #shitpost #maccadam #i did this once before when i was like 14 so i know it can be done #26 episodes 24 hours #why am i doing this? because i can #its 8pm US MST july 28 2023

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churchyardgrim · 1 year

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sometimes you spend two days dissociating so hard you barely remember them, and sometimes you dive so deep into translating a 2e-era dungeon map into minecraft that it aligns ur chakras and the next thing you know it’s four in the gotdamn morning and you’re not even done with the first floor hhghdhdf

#i have had to do MATH FOR THIS #i have had to SWEAR at CIRCLES #and i haven't even started the spiral staircases god help me #why am i doing this? BECAUSE I CAN

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spacedykez · 2 years

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why icarus is a branzypierce song

verse one: Look who's digging their own grave / That is what they all say / You'll drink yourself to death / Look who makes their own bed / Lies right down within it / And what will you have left?

the lines about “look who’s digging their own grave” are so very branzy. he’s digging his own grave by going near clown. it’s a death of his own making and in the process he’s betrayed all his friends, leading to “what will you have left.”

verses two-three: Out on the front doorstep / Drinking from a paper cup / You won't remember this / Living beyond your years / Acting out all their fears / You feel it in your chest

to be 100% honest i don’t know what this verse means in the actual song but branzy is very definitely “acting out all their (as in everyone other than him and clown’s) fears” by allying with ‘the deadliest member of Lifesteal.’ and he’s “living beyond [his] years” because he should have been dead a long time ago.

this thing: Your hands protect the flames / From the wild winds around you

again gotta admit not Really sure what the song’s actually trying to say but i mean. i think it’s pretty fitting to say that “the flames” are branzy and clown’s love and the “wild winds” are the wars and other players trying to kill them. cheesy, i know. chorus: Icarus is flying too close to the sun / And Icarus's life, it has only just begun

the real reason i like this song: one, i like icarus myths. and two, i love the idea of comparing branzy to icarus and clown to the sun. because clown is deadly and he will kill branzy if he comes to close, and branzy’s ignoring that. will clown kill branzy? no. but shut up it’s my post i decide what metaphors i use.

two more verses i’ve lost-count already: Standing on the cliff face / Highest fall you'll ever grace / It scares me half to death

falling into clown’s arms, haha. but really i feel like a fall from a high cliff is something i’d compare their relationship to in a fic. it’s fitting. need i elaborate? anyway yes clown scares branzy “half to death”

another verse: Look out to the future / But it tells you nothing / So take another breath

lifesteal’s quite unpredictable. tbh i imagine this is branzy being scared of what might come but knowing he can’t predict it so he goes along with whatever.

last verse: You put up your defenses when you leave / You leave because you're certain / Of who you want to be / You're putting up your armor when you leave / And you leave because you're certain / Of who you want to be

okay, time for Who Is Singing This Song! I see this whole song as rek or vitalasy warning branzy that joining clown will kill him, because they’re paranoid like that, and branzy’s just ignoring them. because ofc he is. but anyways he’s “putting up [his] armor” (which means taking off armor) and “putting up [his] defenses” (which means being MORE defensive) which makes sense. he’s putting himself in danger/removing the armor that is distance from clown, but he’s also being more cautious and defensive.

(another chorus here)

in conclusion, icarus is a branzypierce song because i said it is. i am correct. why did i write this? i was bored. any other questions?

#why am i doing this? because i can #who is gonna stop me #the otter splashes

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orcasandwhalesharks · 2 years

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Death Road to Canada staring the character from “Runaway to the Stars”(Prologue)

“Runaway to the Stars” belongs to @jayrockin.

I did my best recreating the characters using the in game character creator.

Shyam: Car Nut: (+3 mechanical skill, starts with a "better" car) Practical (3 points divided randomly to strength, fitness and shooting, and 3 points divided randomly into into mechanical and medical. Also makes the Wits, Attitude and Composure stats average, which isn't a reflection of what I think of the character's personality, the trait "practical" just seemed to fit.)

Gillie: Explorer: Can choose an extra option while looting. Lowers cost of rerolling looting locations. Charming: High wits and attitude stats. Allows use of charm in certain situations.

Talita: Megabuff: +4 points in strength Inventive: +2 Mechanical, high wits stat.

Idrisah: Top Seller: Can sell items at an increased price, Lower bandit tolls. Civilized: High Wits, Attitude, Composure, and Loyalty stats, +1 mechanical and medical, greatly lowered maximum morale. Also functions as the Charming trait.

#Runaway to the Stars #Death Road to Canada #DR2C #Why am I doing this? Because I can

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possessable · 10 months

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Hello i'm a normal person here's some stuff i drew to illustrate different traits different "person getting controlled" tropes can have

edit: obligatory possession shorthand code link because people seem to be using this like the possession code but just. without the code part

edit: DO NOT BE HORNY ON MY POST 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#if you see tumblr flagging this its literally not mature i dont know why it got flagged #i like how you can see the artstyle in this change because i drew the first couple a year ago and then picked it up again intermittently #this aws just an excuse to draw a bunch of tiny possessed guys. ''what am i supposed to do with a possession hyperfixation its not like you #can draw possession fanart'' Yes You Can If you really Believe In yourslef #This isn't even all the traits i can think of there's four more but they seem kind of boring to draw and are mostly self explanatory #Less Unique my Ass #ThePossessionHyperfixationIsNeverEnding

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originalartblog · 3 months

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Apparently much-needed reminder that reposting artists' art (by saving the images or screenshotting them and reuploading them yourself) on other platforms without the artists' expressed permission and without credit is theft and an insult to their passion and craft. You are profiting (in views, in attention, in feedback) from someone else's work and ideas, who do not get that feedback for sharing their creation.

If you are an art reposter, you are a thief and I have no respect for you.

#learn basic internet etiquette i am begging but also holding a knife. yes i'm mad. more about others than myself.#do you know how many artists i have seen leave social media because their art started being reposted all over?#tip: way too fucking many #i've had many people tell me about people reposting my art on tiktok #no one ever asked to repost my art on tiktok. ever. they just save super fried bad crunchy jpegs of my art and repost them #they get 20k likes and don't even bother naming me #also a reason i started signing my name more legibly and why my blog web address is always there but apparently no one can even read that #a few people got an ok for translations on other platforms though #i'm going to be annoying with this post and reblog it a few times to try to catch the people who apparently need to be told #tiny skk adventures #nawy's comics #nawy's doodles #apparently those are reposters' favourites so here look at this

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katetorias · 4 months

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there is something so horrible about destroying churches, or any place of worship. im not even religious. it’s about the fact that people were so devoted, put so much effort into building and decorating and just experiencing this part of their life, that they hold so important. and all that effort is taken away by a fucking bomb

I find religion beautiful, and it’s harrowing to see these things happening in PaIestine and no one cares. suddenly now no one cares about religion or the importance of religious monuments

#religious monuments are important they are beautiful they are symbols of what matters to the people who made it #they are history #rambles #I hate this #I know I’m privileged to even be talking about this from my apartment but that’s why I’m doing it anyway #it’s easy to feel powerless because I mostly am #but I’ll keep sharing every thing I can #free palestine

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egophiliac · 9 months

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wait, hold on, I love them

#art #twisted wonderland #eyestrain #i don't know why i am SO into the twsties wearing these super basic t-shirts but for some reason i absolutely am #i take my little joys where i can get them okay #and i do love when they have to do a special ortho version of the Generic Outfit because he is canonically not allowed to wear clothing #looking forward to seeing his bloom gear!#(chanting) robot witch hat robot witch hat give me the robot witch hat

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torosdottir · 3 months

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the fact that ur childhood affects ur brain for the rest of ur life is sooooo fucking embarassing. yeah i have all these things wrong with me and i feel kind of bad and weird all the time. why? oh umm well my mummy and daddy were mean to me when i was 5. no yeah i know. yeah and im still living like this. yeah. cringe 😬

#sometimes i literally am like why do i feel like im evil and awful and terrible forever why does this follow me everywhere #oh right its because mummy was mean to me.#um. and does that uhh. go away? now that im older and can be more objective about the world?#no? oh i see. oh so my brain is just shaped like this now? i see. and i have to live like this? ok. amazing.

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lilybug-02 · 5 months

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Wow. That could not have turned out worse.

Part 23 || First || Previous || Next

--Full Series--

This comic will be on Holiday Hiatus this December and January! While on a cliffhanger? What a scam! >:/

#Chara finally realizes something is wrong....very wrong #And you get to see little Chara for all of 2 drawings. wow. You guys are so spoiled uwu #Asriel and Chara bbfs #finally out of that darn tootin' Darkworld! WE'VE BEEN THERE FOR 2 YEARS!!!#LORE TIME LORE TIME. I know Chara is very vague about it but player-human relationships are very personal.#it can be hard to talk about them if you've been possessed yourself. especially with some stigmas around it #chara just wanted a glass of water. why you gotta do this to em #I am so so so happy to get here #the full excitement has faded since I first thought up this scene but It's still one hell of an accomplishment #YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA how many times I reworked this and how many rough drafts I've thrown out the window because of it.#tbh. I may post the 10+ rough pages that will never see the light of day #Im glad I didnt go through with that scrapped plot bc It was too many unneeded pages. I've learned to start condensing in a better way #I am also planning on showing off my Patreon soon :) so I'll be posting complete scrapped story lines over there #deltarune chara timeline #deltarune #utdr #deltarune chara timeline comic #art #my art #bread #chara #asriel #saloon darkworld #darkworld #deltarune au #college chara #college asriel

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otaku553 · 6 months

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Quite frankly still obsessed with the three of them

A little procrastination doodle

#one piece #portgas d ace #sabo #monkey d luffy #it’s 5 am and I do not have the time to be spending on procrastination doodles but that is neither here nor there #ft. my headcanons for their outfits as kiddos but not really because I think this is pretty close to canon #oversized jacket for sabo because I refuse to believe he has worn the same clothes after being a runaway for at least a few years #like kids grow so fast and I can see undersized jacket for that as well but I feel like undersized would just be uncomfy and restricting #straw hat is definitely too big for 7 year old luffy so I hc it goes around his neck more often than not #or sabo or ace gets annoyed at luffy for having his eyes blocked all the time while they’re fighting each other or hunting so they #eventually get luffy to wear it around his neck more #also you can’t convince me that the fuzz on luffy’s shorts is like… actual fur #I think it’s more like very frayed edges of denim if you know what I mean #ace with baggy pants because it’s what he deserves. baggy pants ftw #also probably bigger pockets for his pickpocketing #sabo complains about noble clothes like girls complain about small pockets #‘what are they even supposed to hold. why are they so tight. this is just them trying to get us to buy expensive bags’

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lostlavenderer · 14 days

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I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception

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andsewingishalfthebattle · 22 days

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Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

#knitting #no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means #How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles #Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me #Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice #How do I join the pattern cult #I am so confused #I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders #I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources #And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me #I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling?#Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language #And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction

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b4kuch1n · 1 year

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same teacher, different lessons

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#sonic the hedgehog #dr. ivo eggman robotnik #miles tails prower #sonic frontiers #SPOILERS. THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS COMIC BY THE WAY.#SONIC FRONTIERS SPOILERS #smiles gently I can not believe I let sonic the fuckign hedgehog ruin my life #(I can I totally can)#hi <3 if you follow me because I drew this sonic comic. don't!#don't do it! follow me bc I'm funny and hot and devastatingly smart don't follow me bc I draw sonic stuff. bc it won;t happen again #I mean it. not bc I dont like or want to do sonic stuff. but bc I am literally in the middle of a job rn #one that I want to invest 100% of my time and brain in #this comic is actually an effort to win my brain back so I can do my job lol #because I finished miss penny snapcube's streams of this game and it force fed me emotions #I just! I just thought sonic would come tell eggman abt sage!! idk seems like something he'd do!!!#and also the whole thing abt letting the characters move on and have a future and change and develop #vs Killing My Baby Little Guy Daughter For Like Ten Minutes #thematically interesting! also for some reasons I had. a pretty easy time drawing this #I was mouthbreathing galloping like a horse to finishing this. Because I Need To Work #I didnt expect to have a good time with these designs tho idk why. probably bc I most suck shit at drawing animals #but to be fair yet again sonic and tails are little guys. theyre animal but theyre also like dudes. also sonic's design is kinda perfect #as far as character design goes he's really pretty goo- wait I made a continuity error hol on #okay. okay I fixed it. no problem. no matter 's all good now #okay. I go sleep now. today has been very noisy. but this actually got me through it okay #thank you sonic the hedgehog. that was pretty cool of u #have a good night guys! absolute freedom is probably really really sad #long post

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findafight · 7 months

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Robin chose Steve. Robin made the conscious and deliberate decision that she could and would trust Steve. She already liked him! She had fun working and bantering with him! They were already on their way to being weird little bffs and the torture just expedited the process. Steve chose Robin just the same! He thinks she's fun and cool and likes her so much! He chose to be honest and open with her too, putting himself out there.

Even though their interests on the surface level don't match why wouldn't they share them? Steve clearly caves when Robin wants to watch a movie he doesn't think he'll like, Robin can watch a March madness game or five.

Stop trying to take away their bond oh my god people can be close to more than one person!!! Their best friend doesn't have to be dismissive or mean or whatever in order for a romance to be special to them!

#if i have to see another fic or whatever that makes it seem like robin doesnt give a shit about what steve likes and talkes about im going #to scream and maybe even rampage #its nice to sit down and have someone who knows explain who the players are and what the stakes for this particular game!!#just because yall seem to not think anyone can be nutral towards sports doesnt mean people aren't #literally why is it so hard to believe robin would like to hear steve talk as much as steve likes to hear her talk #i am so close to telling some steddie shippers to not look at steve or robin or their friendship because some of yall do Not get it.#its like you can see them go 'have to make sure eddie is the most perfect specialest boy for steve...well that means robin doesn't Get Him '#or 'robin ignores him/dismisses his interests/isnt told everything happening in his life' like okay dont ever touch them again thanks #robin is steves specialest sunshine cupcake goober girl. steve is robins bestest happy times sweet funnyman. dont u dare take that away.#omce again tsgs longer than the post but ah well.#stobin #platonic stobin #robin buckley #steve harrington #stranger things #finda's rambles #steve and robin #this is a scheduled post just to jazz things up i guess #but seriously some of yall need to STOP MESSIGN WITH STOBIN

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kaiserouo · 2 days

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Well someone has to give it its driver updates, Gabriel

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