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#WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO?
olivers-cocoapuffs · 11 months
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No
nope
fuck off
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Ok I'm going to smash 2 fandoms together bc yes
Ok so Jason Todd from DC comics (Batfamily specifically)
Jedediah from Night at the museam
Jason is totally Jeds type
Like not only does he have dark hair and a built body and thick ass thighs like Octavious does
But he tries to uphold the persona of a tough and serious guy when really he's just a nerdy goof and Jedediah is INTO that
AND THEN IMAGINE A JEALOUS OCT
like jealous Jed is cute and all but JEALOUS OCT
Jedediah: If I stop gettin' jealous whenever you and Lancelot flirt does that mean I can flirt with Big Jay over there?
Octavious: *pinches him*
Jedediah: OW! WHAT!?!
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skyofsilverstars · 1 year
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Not me on the verge of tears thinking about Nace in a walmart parking lot
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e17omm · 11 months
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I just took a look at the stool I keep my clothes on, and I have my clothes everywhere BUT on the stool.
They're on my second chair and on the floor around the stool, but NOTHING is actually on the stool itself.
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marigoldthegamer · 2 months
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Plate of aioli.
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albinoratman2200 · 3 months
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Comic about the time Slender whooped my ass!
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mangozic · 3 months
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archivist be upon ye
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sanb3rry · 4 months
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xtreme writers block that i start getting ideas from bf asmr LMFAOOOOOOOO
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nouverx · 1 month
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*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*
Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)
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wr0wn · 4 months
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Keep going, Leon Kennedy!
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I cant eat today, I'm too stressed
and this isn't a quirky lil romanticization of an ed, I'm genuinely too stressed to eat, I can't stomach it, and it's not fun, it doesn't feel good. usually, I feel a sense of pride when I don't eat, it feels nice to be empty, I feel superior, I feel clean; not this though. I'm trying to get better, and I'm worried that I'm making my situation worse.
my teeth are fucked too, my hair hasn't been falling out since I increased my calories so at least I have that going for me but I hate going to the dentist, and I'm a hypochondriac so prolonging the visit to fix my teeth from malnourishment and sugar is really just twisting my stomach up and I don't know what I should do in order to stop reacting to stress in this way. im maintaining, im actually still trying to lose weight, im just taking another approach to it. I dont want to starve my way to a slimmer waist, I want to eat at a normal calorie deficit, enough to give me energy to work out and build up my strength and stamina. I want to be okay. I'm done with my foolish ways of being, I really want to be okay now but I also know that I still won't be happy if I just let go completely and eat irresponsibly and be a lazy couch potato. I want to be better, for real this time. I'm trying to be better while also accepting my reality that my mind is disordered.
things will be alright though, I just cant see how right now.
I have to keep reminding myself that I am allowed to live for myself and only myself. no sympathizing with the enemy. she may have done things for me in the past but I cant allow her to break me down as she tries so desperately to do. I'm better than this! I can be better!
ugghhh i hate this so much, every other minute I keep making excuses for my mother's behavior. that right there, that is never okay to do to anyone, no matter what you are going through or have gone through. don't treat people like that! she's going to end her life bitter and utterly alone and the thought of that is sickening to me but I cant allow her to waste any more of my life. I've barely had a chance to see what it's all about for myself! I have to get out of here!!
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maliceofminds · 11 months
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mom wants to see oppenheimer, dad wants to see barbie, I’m watching the discussion
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delicourse · 4 months
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i miss them a little if im gonna be honest
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stitcherofchaos · 1 year
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My sister and I watched the angry birds movie yesterday and I noticed a ‘coexist' sticker on the back of the truck that Terrance was driving. It takes like 0.2 seconds to notice it before he drives away.
And then I thought to myself-
“Why didn’t they make the sticker say ‘coeggist’ instead of coexist?”
Missed opportunity Columbia Pictures 😔
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improvapocalyps · 2 months
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You have 90 minutes to complete. (original poem: r.a.)
In participation of the MCYT Recursive Exchange 2024 hosted by @mcytrecursive!
Inspired by know that all my love will be your breath (i will save you when your lights go out)
[text under cut]
1. Have you ever been in love? (Please circle your answer.) a. It's me and him b. Our hearts beat in sync c. Our lives intertwined
2. Do you understand what you’ve done? (Please circle your answer.) a. I couldn't do anything b. I lost my balance c. I doomed us both
3. It's been god knows how long since you felt phantom hands on your neck and there is no one in sight. If you were soul-bound to him and both of you died at the same time then why are you still waiting in the void? Please answer clearly, in full sentences. (Not a correct answer:I just wanted to see him one more time).
4. Define two (2): Fate | The feeling of his forehead against yours Curse | The moment you realise he isn't linked to you anymore
5. True or False: i. It was your fault. ii. You wish you had met him under different circumstances. iii. You can’t regret a single moment that you had him. iv. You would do it all over again if you could. v. It ended long before either of you said anything.
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mixmangosmangoverse · 5 months
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If you ever needed to know the extent of how the I/P conflict is fandomized, there is a popular post going around with a Sailor moon sticker saying Free Palestine and all the comments are talking about how it's their aesthetic and they totally need to buy it
Because this doesn't matter to them, it's just the cool hip and trendy thing
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