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ruanais · 6 months

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I'm alright with getting dizzy, as long as my world is circling around you.

…WHY IS THIS SO SMOOTH-

#𖧷—cafe’s gossip #𖧷 —cafe’s regulars #omfg what.#This pick up line>>>>>>>>>

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outlanderalien · 9 months

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Love it when my companions flirt with each other poorly.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #Astarion #Shadowheart #Lae'zel #Loving the idea of Astarion being the lamest man alive and practicing all of his cheesy pick up lines within earshot of his targets.

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pearl-kite · 4 months

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I made a pillow!

It took four months of non-stop cross-stitching, but I finally finished a pattern I bought from @8pxl a little bit ago, and tonight in a bizarre burst of productivity I finally sewed a back to it and stuffed it into a cute little pillow! It ended up being pretty much perfectly sized for a neck pillow, but I'm a bit worried about it getting dirty that way.

I highly recommend the patterns from 8xpl's shop, there are SO many gorgeous ones to choose from. I might end up getting another one soon o3o

#cross stitch #embroidery #fiber art #fiber crafts #cross stitching #xstitch #needlepoint #needlecraft #I went so long without drawing because I KNEW if I put this aside for anything I'd nver pick it up again #because that's how I usually am with cross stitch #but I finished it about a month ago and todday for some reason was just the day that I spontaneously finished the rest of thee project #I would have liked to do a nicer pillow #like with that piping kindd of stuff along the edge?#but if I actually waited to get some of that it'd never happen #so super basic straight lines around the edges flip insid out stuff an stitch down the opening #no zippeer #it will NOT be easy to clean so I need to be careful with it #but it is absolutely a perfect neck pillow on the back of my couch right now

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ghastlybirdie · 6 months

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John Price is, of course, the husband that has a special whistle just for you

Did he lose you in a store or needs to get your attention? He whistles in the way meant for only you

Only needs to do it once till you’re bounding the corner seconds later and going straight to him, no detours, smiling at him just the way he likes

It’s worked on day one and knew from then that you were his

#sunny writes #my parents are like this #and my step dad always whistles for my mom #and she never fails to respond with a ‘voy’ and bee lines for him #I find it very cute #it’s also funny when a bunch of women pick their heads up like prairie dogs looking around for their husbands #john price #cod captain price #captain john price #john price x reader #john price x you

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twosoulss77 · 1 month

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I love the way Alastor reduces Lucifer into a blushing mess, even when he is not even trying🍎😆🦌

inspired by the amazing fic by @morningstarwrites

#that pick up line would make me blush ngl lmao #Alastor accidentally flirting with Lucifer #my art #fanart #a03 fic #hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #alastor the radio demon #radioapple #appleradio #franart

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undertheredhood · 9 months

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random civillain who just moved to gotham: *having a mental breakdown after they accidentally kill a clown with a bad dye-job*

the red hood (notorious crime lord and vigilante): "are you from tennessee? 'cause you're the only ten i see."

#batman #jason todd #jason peter todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #i like to think that jason will immediately ask out whoever kills the joker #jason todd is bad at flirting #jason todd headcanon #the rest of the batfam are hysterically laughing in the background as they watch jason use terrible pick up lines #jason todd has no shame #jason was never the angry robin #tim is filming the entire thing as blackmail #not everyone can say they killed the joker and got a date with the red hood #jason doesn't know how to flirt so he uses pick up lines from the media he consumes which is mainly regency romance novels #jason todd x oc #jason todd x reader #red hood x oc #red hood x reader #bruce is just face-palming in the background #jason’s love interests are seething when they hear about it #jason’s love interests: what do you mean i had to avenge him if i wanted him to flirt with me?

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latenightsundayblues · 7 months

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And in the final stretch of time just when nobody thought they'd do it BLUES COMES IN LIKE LIGHTNING TO DELIVER THEIR YEARLY LEGALLY MANDATED HALLOWEEN DRAWING AND TAKE THEIR 3 FOLLOWERS BY STOOORMMMMM

Theyre all having a little costume party at a hideout and nobody's dead and strahm's there too and everything's fine and ok and dandy and peaceful and lively on planet earth

Also strahm being a fucking buzzkill lmfao

#oh my GOD the speed i picked up to finish this in time #i was so scared i couldnt make it man anxiety got my cheeks clenched up..........#gordon went on bing searched for “horror movie doctors and randomly plucked herbert off the list #adam spends the next 30 minutes of the party hoarding lawrence to explain the lore of Evil Dead to him and its not particularly pleasant #nobody wants to sweep in to save gordon in case they get stuck in adam's quicksand of words as well tho lmfao #they just apologetically side-eye him and ignore the death stare he throws back #lashing out is a cornered dog's only line of defense after all........#latenightsundayblues art tag #saw #saw fanart #saw movies #adam faulkner stanheight #adam faulkner #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #peter strahm #mark hoffman #amanda young #john kramer #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #chainshipping

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qprstobin · 1 year

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The fact people act like Steve wouldn't notice if a guy/Eddie was flirting with him at all, when part of the hilarity behind the big boy flirtation scene is that Steve CLEARLY knows something about the comment is off lol. That's why he looks so baffled. Steve can be oblivious about other things but come on Casanova over there is going to notice when someone is flirting with him even if it is a guy

#now whether he knows the flirtation is serious or not is another discussion #but personally i think steve knows when someone is into him #hes picking up with whatever the other person is putting dowb #idk just thought of this when complaining about oblivious steve like wait #everyones fave scene literally has him noticing hes being flirted with #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve #eddie #fandom wank #also yes im aure some of his confusion was joe keery being confused bc the line was ad libbed #but this is a watsonian post not a doylistic post

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charlesemersonwinchesteriii · 10 months

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"You know, I could hunker down at your place. Slither over and watch you eat cake." ⁠ —Crowley to Aziraphale in the Good Omens Lockdown special

#I'm HARDLY the only one who picked up on it in s1 of course I just love how it got made SUPER obvious now lmao #Good Omens Season 2 #Good Omens TV #Good Omens #ineffable husbands #also I'm STILL never over that line from the Lockdown audio like what the fuck. truly what the fuck. sicko thing to say.#hang on where's the post I made abt it #Crowziraphale #starky's original posts #anyways not to be obnoxious but it's so funny that this also happens to be a garashir thing. what were the odds.

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satoruluvies · 2 months

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anti romantic texts with jjk men

includes: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji and sukuna

reader better than me bc i'd have thrown myself at them if i ever got a chance

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tobisonfire · 6 months

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ethos pick up line joke

#ethoslab #etho #tangotek #geminitay #cubfan135 #decked out 2 #hermitcraft etho #hermitcraft #ethogirl #pick up lines

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all-purpose-dish-soap · 3 months

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03 / 303 words

"Hey, Gaz. Looking good."

He side-eyes you and your teasing little mock-salute as you sidle up to him. He's all uniformed up now, but you know what his arms look like under those sleeves. You saw him at the gym that morning. And if he didn't want you to make a big deal out of it, he shouldn't have let you see him. He knows how you are. And if not, you fully intend to remind him.

"Don't flirt with me now." He's blunt. As usual. "I'm working."

"All business, huh?"

"You should be, too. Keep the banter for later. Eyes on the prize."

"My eyes are most definitely on the prize." You grin at him over your own cheesy line.

He rolls his eyes. "We're professionals. Get your mind out of the gutter, yeah?"

"Oh, me? I saw that smirk just now, Gaz. You can't hide it. You like this."

"Rubbish."

"I saw it."

"I'm a professional, and I'll treat you as such, all right? If you want flirting, you'll get flirting. If you want a kiss behind closed doors, you'll get a kiss behind closed doors. But when I'm on the job, all that's going on between us is work. No double entendre. Proper work. That clear?"

Of course all you really hear is the middle bit. You flush and grin wider. "You promise? Okay, boss. Whatever you say."

He rolls his eyes and turns away. "Thank you. Now, are you ready to get dirty?"

"Oh, come on! You phrased it like that on purpose that time. Don't lie."

"Then we're even. Ready?"

"Ready."

"That's a good girl."

He turns away before you can say a goddamn word about that or the little smirk on his lips.

Maybe you'll get him back after the debrief if he doesn't get you first.

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more Gaz / masterlist tag

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anewp0tat0 · 1 year

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lil doodle to end the week

#dunno why I come up with little scenarios that focus on such minute details. lol anyway I GOTTA improve my line shading #my crosshatching has taken a dip. gotta pick it back up again #kuroshitsuji #black butler #kuroshitsuji fanart #fanart #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #digital art #elizabeth midford #lizzy midford #sketch #also wow I can't believe i missed reaper day. I was literally doing something and then got side tracked but i didnt stop myself cause i #thought 'eh I have time'#oh well it'll be done someday. plus i didn't see yana do anything so far so I guess i didnt miss such a big holidays after all...#welp it's expected. be happy for the reapers anyway!!!

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thatoneangryduck1 · 27 days

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mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips · 26 days

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Buck: Oh, I've got game.

Eddie: Really? Give me your best pick up line. Buck 1.0 me.

Buck: See, I don't really have any, because I'm not trying to be picked up. I'm trying to be pinned down.

Eddie:...

Buck: But okay, if you really want an answer, I will say that I like your name. And I hope that at the end of our date, your neighbours do, too.

#buddie #911 buddie #911 abc #buck x eddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #they're in love your honor #Pick up lines #🔥

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kiwinatorwaffles · 1 month

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i pity people who say “yeah it’s nice to see these two characters as friends but their relationship becomes so much more meaningful if you see them as romantic.” how has the dredges of the amanormative world poisoned you this bad? have you never had a friend or wanted a friend who changed your life for the better? or if you do i feel bad for them because of so obviously little you value them

#and my friend xy whom i stole some lines of this rant from #aphobia #amanormativity #kiwi’s aspec posting #aromantic #APPARENTLY MY TAG RANT PICKED UP THE SHIP???? i’m so sorry for all the people who thought i was hating on it #i’ll have you know i made a post about qpr ze / li nk (TRYING NOT TO TAG IT BY ACCIDENT) so yeah i do like the ship myself #i just don’t like it when people say it can Only be romantic

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