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#This photo is gay af sorry not sorry
astrahannah · 3 months
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Mika turning Rika against V be like
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sanjisboyfie · 8 months
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one piece smau: dating usopp edition
— get the amtching usernames bc usopp is a sniper - so he is cupid because he sniped readers heart just like that and theyre both madly in love w each other... everything does add uo i swear
— male reader as alllwayyyysss + i love giving usopp love bc hes so underrated not to mention easily fine as fuck (both in live action and in the anime)
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snipedbycupid: i was gonna gatekeep this photo of usopp, but decided that his beauty had to be shared w the world
tagged: cupidusopp
cupidusopp: uhmmmm sorry but i got a boyfriend, you can't jus b posting photos of me like this :///
-> snipedbycupid: fym "sorry" ??? is that what you tell other people on the street when they hit on you? "sorry but i have a boyfriend"
-> imcupid: please [name] that is NOT what i meant at all
-> snipedbycupid: so you're calling me stupid now ???
[liked by dni_nami, robinkills and 70 others]
dni_nami: okay but his hair ?? is giving
-> snipedbycupid: all he needs to do is grow his hair out longer so it can be put in a low pony UGHHH im salivating
-> cupidusopp: im taking notes rn so you never leave me
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cupidusopp: me and my boyfriend are so hot and everyone wishes they were us
tagged: snipedbycupid
snipedbycupid: im barking like a DOG rn
-> cupidusopp: wow you really know the way to a man's heart im blushin rn
robinkills: you two look quite intimidating, how cute
-> snipedbycupid: we are the baddest duo in the world everyone needs to fear us
-> dni_nami: yeah, fear the public disturbances you two cause
[liked by roro.zoro, cupidusopp, and 90 others]
princesanji: someone needs to investigate how usopp possibly pulled himself a cute boyfriend
-> snipedbycupid: you're sure you're not gay sanji? you jus called another man cute, that's pretty gay of you
-> cupidusopp: sanji's gay ass in my comment section rn tryna steal my mannn 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
-> princesanji: with this attitude i really have no idea how anyone could fall for u
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dni_nami: i hate how these two dress better than the entire friend group without even trying
tagged: snipedbycupid and cupidusopp
cupidusopp: me n my baby gotta showout if the rest of u guys are gonna dress bummy af
[liked by snipedbycupid, freeluffy, and 100 others]
snipedbycupid: HE LOOKS EXTRA FINE IN THESE PHOTOS YALL THAT'S LITERALLY MINNEEE THATS MY BABBYY
-> cupidusopp: no way u got me kickin my feet n blushing like a school girl rn 🤭🤭
-> cupidusopp: also you look so FINE here stfu
ttchopper: i want to dress like usopp and [name]! they're so cool
-> roro.zoro: as long as you dont develope their level of stupidity, chopper, i say go for it
-> snipedbycupid: always gotta b the most unhinged shit coming from u zoro
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snipedbycupid: the little details of dating usopp <3
tagged: cupidusopp
cupidusopp: please i think i would die for you this is so serious
-> snipedbycupid: LMFAOOA USOPP STOP
roro.zoro: so you guys skipped gym to go on a date? im never inviting you guys again
-> snipedbycupid: did not mean to break ur heart today zoro pls forgive us
freeluffy: BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOVE BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOOOOOVVVEEEEE USOPP AND [NAME] SITTING IN A TREE, K I S S I NG !!!
[liked by snipedbycupid, cupidusopp, and 70 others]
-> princesanji: how old are you????
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cupidusopp: boyfriends that pee together stay together !!!
tagged: snipedbycupid
dni_nami: the internet did not need to see this
-> cupidusopp: someone jelly that they're still single yawnnn
dr.law: this is so unsanitary, i need u both to delete yourselves
-> snipedbycupid: a doctor encouraging something as extreme as this, a shame what our generation has become
-> dr.law: you're the one posting yourself urinating for all to see.
freeluffy: hey where's my photo creds!! i had to stand on the toiler and take a picture over the stall for this angle!!!
SUPERCOLA: usopp had a vision and i can appreciate this - it's borderline art, guys
-> snipedbycupid: we knew you'd get it franky
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cupidusopp: i don't get mushy about me and [name]'s relationship often, but this man genuinely is my entire world and i love him so much and not a day goes by that where im not grateful that we have each other <333 i wanna share every single laugh w u, happy 2 years [name]
tagged: snipedbycupid
cupidusopp: I HATE HOW CHEESY THIS IS BUT HES MY POOKIE FR
robinkills: you two are so cute when you're not posting yourselves urinating on social media
-> cupidusopp: PLEASE ROBIN UNDERSTAND THE VISION !!!
skullnsoul: your guys' relationship is so cute because it's a perfect balance of everything you need in a healthy relationshp and im glad you two found each other
[liked by roro.zoro, princesanji, dni_nami, and 100 others]
-> sniperbycupid: awww brook you sound like such a wise old man, me and usopp love u v much thank u
dni_nami: my best friends are so cute UGH i hate u two
SUPERCOLA: i cant believe its been only 2 years it feels like you two have been tgt since forevverrr
-> cupidusopp: thatd b my bad bc ive had a crush on him since we met and i dont think i hid it very well at all.
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WE ARE THE SEXIEST COUPLE KNOWN TO MAN
cupidusopp replied to your story: sorry im coming over rn bc !!!! u look too good in this photo to ignore i cant do this see u in 10
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lesbiandanhowell · 6 months
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Sam reacts to: Dan and Phil React to Every Phil is not on fire! #3
- Literally ran away from my mum for this video, we were watching tv on the couch and I saw the notification and fucking RAN.
- Shaking with anticipation they look so, old school in Dan's shirt and the denim jacket. This is how I remember them from when I first became a fan of them and just that brings up so much nostalgia.
- NOSE TOUCH TEXTURE. Someone on tumblr called that Phil would do it again and they delivered.
- hear discourse (what the heck was I on about with this one??)
- Why did he just fully show his underwear on the internet, like they really already didn't give a fuck anymore back then did they?
- Their sensory icks coming through with the mushroom, like I know that is not a neurotypical reaction.
- Phil hitting dan adorably when Dan says phulge.
- The ladders song appreciation, they do just like their silly compatibility do they?
- "Natural talent for duet improv song writing" cute
- The photo phil took of dan on the couch is so cute somehow I can't explain. It's so, intimate and so, domestic it makes me feel all giddy.
- The salsa and nacho laugh were SO uncomfortable they hated that, like Phil's laugh is not one of finding it actually funny I am sorry.
- "Uhh gif it" FUCK YOU PHIL
- Grandma Lester is THE icon, the more we learn about her the more I admire this woman and everything she did in life.
- PINOF 7 really is very good
- SOFTLAUNCH OF THE GAY HAHAHA
- PHIL CAN NOT STOP POINTING OUT THE TOUCHING IS DRIVING ME INSANE. lIt doesn't feel like he is doing it anymore to make fun of us, his tone is different and he isn't mocking us anymore... it feels like he is doing it for his own fun and almost appreciation of how they have become more comfortable with it.
- The discussion if Yuri On Ice was gay, Dan has much higher standards than I do (or Phil for that matter) and not everything is about sex daniel.
- The only thing I have to add at this point is how much more comfortable they are with touching and being close again by PINOF 8. You can tell they are out of being paranoid af about fans analyzing everything and coming more into just, being themselves again and not avoiding each others space.
- Phil not knowing his own diss track but knowing Dans is the most whipped behaviour I have ever witnessed.
- The nightstand exposure, like Dan just fully naming everything (almost I'd say) that Phil has in his night stand haha.
- They skipped some good parts big sad times, I get why because there simply isn't enough time to do four videos in one but still sad.
- "Sometimes I slept in it" WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETIMES This deadass confirms what we thought about the bedroom being a filming set and not actually their his bedroom, which is wild to me.
- PHATASS mention, Dan we know you love Phil's ass by now but thank you.
- "How did the floorplan stalkers even survive this era" oh Dan...
- Soft gay, they are acutely aware of all the things we picked up on as 'gay proof' and are not acknowledging that we weren't all that off really, they were just deeply closeted.
- THE AMOUNT OF NEW SELFIES WE ARE GETTING. The couch one, the ice deep throating... also the ones of Phil are so much more tame than Dan's.
- Dan is a PINOF 9 truther, interesting
- THE BUTT RIBENA FLIP. Glad they included this in their reaction because we were waiting for it.
- Dan can't stop looking at Phil, like this is so fascinating to me but we know Dan's side profile so much better than ever because he genuinely can't stop looking at Phil
- I think them ending it at 10 was perfect, it really is so sacred now.
- PHIL HAS DISCORD (I am so tempted to sent him a friend request. Update: I did and he doesn't take friend requests lol)
- Have these seen the our discussions about who would win a fight?!
- They really look so fond of their past selves, it makes me happy that they can actually appreciate their journey.
I can say that this journey through the 10 years of their career made my chest swell with fondness because they really have grown and been through so much. Being able to look back on this and see how much they have grown since then makes me so honored that we have been able to share their journey for this long.
See you tomorrow for another #sam reacts!
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lajikookbolala · 10 months
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you know about Lee yubi right. It's a pretty strong rumor and it's not just some stupid shippers made the rumor but an actual Korean reporter, who have made numerous videos that turned out to be true and is considered as one of the authentic paparazzi lol. He still have evidences of JK and yubi in his channel and fact that he's not doing some voice overs but actual reporting showing his face and all make me believe it's true. Or else why BH is not sueing him for defamation ? Or not denying it ? It's not even about stupid yt videos for views we are talking about but actual Korean reporter, like ones is dispatch lol.
So I decided to do a little digging about this and here are two articles I found:
The two main reasons for the dating rumors I'm seeing is that:
They wore similar bracelets
Jungkook apparently bought the same bag that Yoobi was wearing in a photo
*Sigh*
Do I even need to explain why this is stupid af?
Seriously. Some of y'all are so desperate for Jungkook to be straight that you actually take these theories seriously.
And just because this reporter was right once doesn't mean he always is.
And just because JK might have given a girl a bag doesn't mean that they're dating.
Sorry to burst your bubble, Anon, but this man is gay. And no matter what stupid hetero dating rumors keep popping up, he's still gay. And you know what? He's probably having a fucking great time doing it.
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knockyasocksoff2022 · 8 months
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Everyone agrees that Chuuya is hot af.
I was looking at photos of Chuuya wearing Japanese traditional garments (the ones that kind of look like Kimonos but for men, sorry I know nothing about traditional Japanese garments) as a reference for a fic I'm writing. I clicked on this one (https://www.zerochan.net/3754619). And the website kept giving advertisements for those "Am I Gay?" type quizzes. That's Chuuya for you, making people question their sexuality since his very first appearance in the manga. LMAO!
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pollyna · 2 years
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On this queer house (and I'm sorry for the running comments? annnd it got shippy lol):
Class '86:
Wolfman: gay but when the kids start using the moronsexual name he starts to identify with that because he married Hollywood, didn't he?
Hollywood: gay and he would like to say to his husband that he's the moron, not him, get it?
Sundown: bi
Chipper: bi
Slider: bi even if thought he was straight for the longest of times (did know u were that old, Ronnie)
Iceman: gay/homosexual/gay (the day he comes out to Ron he would liked to answer: and during summer the sand is hot. Something other earth breaking truth I should made aware of?)
Goose: queer (he serenades them and leaves them with a broken heart, and then Carole comes around and his brain fries once and for all)
Maverick: the bi king
Cougar: he's probably gay but he's repressed af so he says he's the most heterosexual person on this and other planets (I read too many past!cougar/iceman where he breaks iceman's heart to not be of part)
Merlin: not enough informations on him but after surviving being Mav's backset he will probably reconsider half of his life
Jester & Viper: they're tired dads™️ nothing else is required by them, that's says more than anything else.
People around the '86 class:
Carole: bi
Charlie: bi? (me🤝charlie: questioning her sexuality)
Class '22(?):
Rooster: bi (the tale wants that Bradley realised he was bi while putting milk in his cereal, at the tender age of 13, obtaining to spill milk everywhere and on his uncle Tom's uniform too)
Hangman: gay (the day he did coming out with Javy he presented himself drapped in rainbow flag because he had to make an entrance. He was fifteen and Javy was still asleep. The cuddle a lot after because Javy was still sleeping Seresin.)
Coyote: he's the tired bisexual of the group for the love of god someone should give this man a break
Phoenix: greyro bisexual (she is the dangerous thing Halo sleeps with. Who needs a knife or a gun when she is there)
Bob: aroace (his&Phe queerplatonic relationship is life. Apparently in this language is known as the ay-ay spectrum bc you can't pronounce the a someone should give bob the maracas to play as introduction when they ask him his sexuality)
Halo: aro lesbian (Phe says she kisses her in the softest and more determined way someone has ever kissed her)
Omaha: biromantic asexual (flying as backset with Halo give him time to talk about shit he isn't really comfortable talking with everybody around)
Payback: gay (when he was five he asked his mom if he could fall in love with a plane because they were absolutely the best thing ever. Now he thinks the same everytime he looks at Mickey)
Fanboy: pan (his granma ironed the the flag for his first pride because don't you dare going around with that thing all wrinkled)
Harvard: greysexual homoromantic (his bio on Instagram says, Harvard graduate, medical doctor, Naval aviator, my other half snors)
Yale: gay (he's a big fan of ds9 and most of his photos have a quote of the tvshow expect from when he postes about Harvard, than is poetry. It's nauseating, the entire squad hates and loves it.)
Fritz: raging bi with a little application for older people that everybody in the NAVY knows about (see his crush on Admiral Kazansky)
People around the '22 class:
Cyclone: he's bi but he won't let anyone knows because he's not weak
Hondo: pan (his wife made him a patch that he wears for all June and it has the dagger squad insigna in but it isn't in black and white but in blue, pink and yellow)
Warlock: queer (he says the term fits quiet well with him and honest to God Navy is already hard enough without him having to question his own label. His cat is the most affectionate creature this planet has ever saw and sometimes he takes her to work because it's a good antistress and leaves Cyclone and his problems out of his door)
Penny: bi™️ (she meets Charlie, at someone point along the line, and they have a sort of rebound night because of Maverick but it stops being about Maverick 0.01 second after they kiss.)
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firecrackerhh · 5 months
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You do nothing but get into constant fucking drama with other people in this fandom for no other reason than goddamn clout, that or you’re legit too fucking unaware to understand why people think your behavior is rightfully fucking irritating to everyone around you, and I’m not sure which potential option makes me disrespect you less.
You irritating fucks constantly get under this fandom’s skin for legit retarded fucking reasons and then you act surprised when people tell you that you’re fucking wrong?
You’re so fucking media illiterate you can’t even tell the difference between slapstick and actual abuse in a cartoon and you wanna fucking lecture people about topics you clearly have no business fucking talking about!?
Read the room! Assuming you’re fucking capable of it you goddamn retard. Jesus fuck!
What the fuck is it with the most brain dead people in this fandom thinking they have the right to speak on fucking anything dude, what the fuck!?
If you can’t tell the difference between a character kicking another in the balls Vs a gay man being physically abused by his bitch ex wife, if you legit believe that both require deadly seriousness, then you’re just retarded dude, I’m sorry to tell you.
Not that you care probably, I’ve seen you like one of my posts where I use the word retard, guess ableism only bothers you if it’s directed at you. Kinda hypocritical ngl.
Like yeah you would still be annoying af but at least it would be morally consistent if you hated every instance of the word instead of cherry picking.
Christ never watch the 3 stooges, you might get an aneurism lmao.
Didn’t you fucking say you were gonna leave the fandom? Or is the attention you get by being a lolcow too fucking sweet to ignore?
Maybe more people would be willing to have good faith discussions with you if you weren’t acting so fucking morally superior about everything you goddamn mental midget. The fucking gall.
You ain’t superior to anyone, you’re nothing but an irritating parasite getting high off the attention like a fucking heroin addict looking for a hit of dope, fucking tragic. At least if you were honest about being a fucking attention whore I would respect you a little bit, but nah you wanna bullshit others (and probably yourself) into thinking that any of the shit you say actually has any value. Tragic.
If you’re gonna leave, leave. It’s beyond obvious you don’t fucking belong here if all you wanna do is start shit and make other people miserable.
People recognizing slapstick isn’t actually abuse, isn’t fucking abuse apologia you retarded sack of shit, holy shit, how the fuck can people like you even exist?
I stg if you just love harassing fans cuz of a fucking character they like or because they clearly have better media literacy than you do, then you seriously need to touch grass, leave people the fuck alone you goddamn dumbfuck.
“Don’t harass this person guys!!!” You don’t even fucking bother to use the marker tool in your photo app to hide people’s usernames you fucking sack of shit! If you really cared about people not being fucking harassed you would fucking do the bare minimum!
Tho considering you’re the same person who said “it’s no wonder antis and criticals don’t like you guys!” I expect nothing less, if anyone sounds like an abuse apologist here it’s you.
The entire fandom shouldn’t have to suffer cuz a few people here are assholes, you’re one of them.
Stop fucking projecting onto people so fucking obviously, it’s pathetic af.
At least I’m honest I’m a fucking bitch and I have no qualms in admitting it. I know who I am.
Christ at least Squidiot was fucking funny to laugh at in hindsight, you’re just pathetic and irritating.
Grow tf up or get the fuck out, take your fucking dogshit takes with you.
🧨🔥~Firecracker out~🧨🔥
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jeffsatursdayss · 1 year
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The Eclipse Ep 1
Yes, I made notes on this, I have done it for quite a few different shows on my first watch but this completely boiled my brain so I need to type it out to make more sense of them. I also don't remember doing it so be prepared for an f-ton of nonsense
I watched this on YouTube so it's gonna be based on the four parts on there, with time stamps cause I need to order my thoughts
Part 1:
1:10 - Suppalo is a cult, I've watched literally on episode and I am utterly convinced of this already
5:02 - Khaotung is literally so hot like man wtf, you literally just finished taking a piss or something what
8:58 - "Catch me if you can" no joke I actually freaking screamed when he said this, and the thigh grab
11:10 - poor Ayan, I don't know who tf that guy is yet by my god I feel sorry for Ayan cause damn ✨trauma✨
12:52 - Khao is really hot, my gremlin brain was going absolutely feral at this point
Part 2:
0:15 - that's the high school from Bad Buddy, I shouldn't have recognised that so easily omg
0:55 - the ✨tension✨ is literally so palpable I could cut it was a knife
1:08 - Akk is definitely in a cult ( can't remember this part but probably accurate)
1:20 - EXCUSE ME!!! "You punch me once. I kiss you once." You confidently gay mother fricker Ayan are you trying to kill Akk and everyone else???
2:32 - Khao is such a good actor holy shit
3:35 - definitely a cult
4:15 - head teacher is scary af
7:00 - Pinkie knows something, I'm not sure what but she knows, and I know she knows
Part 3:
2:15 - Kan (I think that's his name?) gay panicking over Thua ( if I get names wrong I'm sorry but I know who I'm on about) is so hilarious and I'm so here for it
4:13 / 4:30 - Akk is 100% brainwashed oh my lord
5:15 - bro is not subtle ( also don't know who this is about, but applies to literally all the characters so far)
6:10 - how is Akks room so organized, the hell?? Is it something to do with the creepy cult? It probably is isn't it... Damnit
6:30 - oh Akks gay panicking, good for him (don't blame him Khao/Ayan is freaking hot)
8:40 - Kan and Thua being gay again, except now Kans deflecting with heterosexuality, wonderful
Part 4:
0:20 - god those 3 are so freaking weird, is this potentially a secondary cult?? If so I don't want it
1:25 - this place is definitely a cult, nothing is changing my mind about that now
3:30 - why does the guy who jumped the cliff look low-key like Earth (MLC) in certain angles???
4:05 - tragic backstories for the win
4:20 - oh Khaos crying, that's not good, baby don't cry
4:47 - seriously who is the dead guy, why is he in a photo from Suppalo, was he like a teacher or something?
5:15 - boys you are so unsubtle it's not even funny anymore, it's bordering on creepy
6:05 - confident gay Ayan/panicking repressed gay Akk, young love, so beautiful
6:40 - that cleaner guy is also creepy af, dude why are you just standing there!!!
7:50 - those 3 are still creepy
8:27 - why is there a hashtag about the school being creepy, what is this?
8:48 - Akk is 100% brainwashed, I've made up my mind
9:03 - Ayan is not ruining your school's reputation honey, you're doing it yourselves by being a freaking CULT!
9:35 - I WAS RIGHT! The guy was a teacher! I still don't know why Ayan knows him or gives a Frick but okay
After Watching:
I know there's a plot, at least I hope there's an f-ing plot, but currently the plot is not plotting in the way it's supposed to be plotting
I literally went through the 5 stages trying to figure out what the Frick is going on
How do I have so many notes from like 45 minutes?? There's something wrong with me, I swear
But!
New hyperfixation here we come I guess?? God I really hope not honestly, I'm still in Not Me and KinnPorsche
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adumpofdumbstuff · 4 months
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Something I think that’s likely gonna get raised is the whole Sherlock asexuality thing so lemme discuss that for a moment
Long post, not sorry. TLDR: Sherlock’s not asexual, he’s homosexual af.
As a Johnlock shipper, I am biased.
I’m also a victim of constant spoilers (mid Season 3 rn, I’ve been busy with life stuff and since they’re so long it can be hard to find the time between working on my debut EP, weekly therapy and social relationships) and I can say my interpretation of Sherlock’s sexual orientation confidently. I have read a little thing on Asexuality.org about why the person who wrote it thinks he’s not asexual. Person is question is also a Johnlock shipper and raised points on other adaptations of Sherlock and the original ACD books and I didn’t know this but ACD married John off to Mary OUT OF FEAR because this was the “homosexuality is illegal” time period and even then people thought knew Sherlock and John were in love. I can’t say ACD intended for Sherlock to be gay or John to be bisexual or whatever (John is definitely bisexual. I’m like ‘sure, you’re not gay. didn’t say he wasn’t bi’ also just THE WAY HE LOOKED AT SHERLOCK I FEEL WEAK) but the evidence was there from the start.
Sherlock isn’t really a sociopath either. He’s definitely autistic/Aspergian (the term is kinda dead though because Asperger was a Nazi or something idk my therapist still uses it) and as someone who is also autistic, I absolutely see this. I have social issues. I will avoid people I don’t like and I will eventually cling to the few people I trust without question (John’s that for Sherlock) to the point of obsession. And logical thinking. I do that too. I’m still nowhere near as smart as him, and I’m not as antisocial as him either. i think it might be worth noting that after i wrote that paragraph i mercilessly informed a classmate that i don’t want to attend her party because I don’t like her with no regard for her feelings before telling off some girls staring at a poster of the men’s swim team reminding them that the poster’s not a dating app. I am literally blonde american genderqueer bisexual not-as-smart teenage Sherlock.
Back to his sexuality.
It’s not a lack of interest in romance and sex. Hell, if you’ve read my posts you’d know I’m a hopeless (horny) romantic. I think for both of us it’s a lack of interest in being social with other people that still finds its way into being inconvenient due to occupations that involve interacting with other people (I don’t know if I’ve ever disclosed what I intend to do after college, but if I haven’t, I’m not gonna say it now, but it’s going to involve working with other people A LOT. And Sherlock’s a detective after all, you have to talk to other people for that). It’s a select few people. John, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Irene for the time she was there.
And let me be clear; Irene was never with Sherlock in the source material and I’m very happy adaptations stay true to that (this is coming from someone who’s only seen BBC Sherlock and the RDJ movies). Irene intrigued him. He looked not on naked Irene in a sexually admiring way but still looked because he knew her measurements. And the RDJ movies, despite Mary being there for the whole time, pushed Johnlock wayyyy more than it pushed Adlock (apparently it’s Adlock). I applaud that. As for Sherlock being gay, us as the audience not being masters of deduction, people who suggested it in the show (Irene, Mrs. Hudson, Louise Mortimer, etc.) also not being masters of deduction yet we see it! We know it’s there and maybe Sherlock sees it. Maybe he doesn’t. It’s still there. It’s been pointed out that the way Sherlock looks at John IS THE SAME way Benedict Cumberbatch looked at Sophie Hunter in one photo, so… yeah. 🏳️‍🌈
The way I see Johnlock is more fluff than smut by a long shot, but that doesn’t make Sherlock asexual. A lot of relationships don’t have frequent sex. A good percent of people only have sex to have children, and that’s not just religious people either. I think they do do it, just not a lot.
Sherlock’s gay. There was nothing for Irene, Molly was one-sided, and… yeah. It’s always been John Watson, always will be. Thanks for reading.
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blu-bax · 2 years
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Day 1
rating: 8/10
Today is the first day of my blog :), today was pretty good, but i couldn’t find my student ID and i was freaking the fuck out! I texted my mom and she said not to worry about it and that i can just ask for a new one. I was nervous to but i went along. Then i got to on the bus with my friend rayna and i asked her if she could get my new ID with me since i was nervous, she said yes and we finally got to the school where we saw some older women standing in a hall. “Hey she forgot her ID” rayna said “First period.” the lady said we were confused but didn’t care that much, if anyone asked about my ID i would just tell them what was going on. Then we headed straight for the gym like we were told we sat there and waited to be allowed to walk to class, i forgot what my first class was called but we basically learn how to photoshop, animate, and code a little. My teacher (let’s call her Mrs.Tech) gave us our new schedule because the decided to change it i guess? Mrs.Tech asked us some weird questions though, like no relation to the class questions? “Is Cardi B better than Niki Minaj?” weird af but go off i guess. Then i went to my second class which was math, due to our schedule change my other friend Jaida was in my math block :D my teacher (lets say Mrs.Math) kept on talking about shrek and other stuff, then we heard the school speakers go on “if you do not have your ID badge then please come down to the library.” The women on the speaker repeated what she said once more as i made eye contact with Mrs.Math and pointed to my neck where my ID badge should’ve been. She sent me down to the library where i got my picture taken and the printed out my ID. IT LOOKED LIKE A MUGSHOT PHOTO. It was so embarrassing but it’s better than what the original picture was lol. fast forward a couple classes because i’m tired and my fingers hurt, i made a friend named Carter and he’s really nice to me! he kinda looks like that gay kid from south park (the pic should be down there) but we hung out a lot and then i went to lunch where i found my other friends and we joked around about my ID and my squished nutella sandwich i had made that same morning (note to self, get a container next time instead just a ziplock baggie) time skip again and it’s dismissal, i get on my bus and go home. ANOTHER TIME SKIP IM SORRY ITS GETTING LATE 4 ME!! i’m eating dinner with my mom and we’re talking about me moving in with her in maybe a month because we both think i’ll be happier with her than my dad. I can talk more about that soon if you guys want. then we go take a walk and just talk about stuff from when my parents were together. then i’m back home where my dad is being a bit of a bitch but i’m sure he was just tired <:). now i’m here :D! also there are a lot of pretty alt girls that go to my school! I made sure they knew that. now i’m in bed about to head to sleep while listening to spotify in a dark super hot room. Stay safe sweethearts!
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cody fern x reader
face claim: lily rose depp
can you do a social media fic where the reader guest stars in apocalypse (as a witch, like stevie nicks daughter or something) and her and cody fall in love and leave secret messages for each other in their posts. can the fc be lily-rose depp
AN: pls i just finished my midterms and now we have to study new topics dhdbbdbdb im tired
warning: english is my second language
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It only proved that he gay and dating another guy. You all can close your acc.
Not Sorry but you need to close your mouth because you have no idea about the identity of those male friends he went with and I know them 😉😌. He went with his golf squad guys and some other close friends actually not just one guy they were more than four. And if he's dating another guy you stupido he wouldn't go wondering in HONOLULU with that guy and Park shin Hye and Choi Tae Joon without a mask or a cap ?( while in the airport today his face was completely hidden) when he knew how many people recognized him. It's HONOLULU girl ! Have you ever been there?? It's like Las Vegas . The place of celebrities and VIP, cameras flashing and fans and paparazzi and sasaengs are always there 24/7. He can't risk exposing his secret Boyfriend knowing how private of a person he is.
Sorry to hurt your feelings but Doh Kyungsoo is dating Kim Jong In that's why you never saw him traveling with Jongin, because THAT'S HIS REAL BOYFRIEND HE'S TRYING TO HIDE. Oh how many photos and videos I've seen of them in hotels and in Japan and Europe and Hawaii and the USA in general. I've met them in japan ( I'm Japanese) several times and they were completely disguised/covered from head to toe but I recognized them by their voices. Why you never heard of this? Because that's NONE of ur business it's something you're not supposed to know as an anonymous simple fan. They don't know you exist so they couldn't care less.
He was wondering with his boyfriend IN HONOLULU with no mask or cap on while he was like this Alone in the airport just today ? 🤦🏻 You can bearly see his eyes.
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Following your stupid logic, that means: He also dates chanyeol and Hongki and SEHUN ( he went with him to Jeju island the place of lovers) and Baekhyun( they went to Japanese desert) and Suho (ksoo went with Suho to New York and LA together) and Kwangsoo and Ju insung and Kim Woo Bin and Choi Tae Joon and Song Joong Ki and all the men he went traveling with. Oh hell you made of Ksoo one hell of a Hoe, are you dumb?.
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You don't know korean culture so shut up. I'm asian and I lived in korea, Koreans do go alone on vacations to private places with their friends and siblings and cousins which is uncommon for you western people who fuck your brothers in law and stepbrothers and bestfriends because you're horny af.
Have you noticed it's ONLY JONGIN he never was seen traveling with? 😉 Because, again, that's his Boyfriend he tries to hide.
Now go cry somewhere else.
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Say pezberry were canonically crushing on each other (and they were) How do you think Rachel would react to Dani in Tina in the Sky? Do you think she would suppress her feelings and tell Santana to go after Dani like we saw onscreen or would she mope around in that Rachel way until they both confess their crushes. Basically I want a season 5 AU lol
So the way a season 5 AU exists in the Pezberry third of my brain is remarkably similar to what we get in canon. Which says so much about canon really, doesn't it?
- 5x02: Rachel is totally encouraging of Dantana. In fact, she tells Santana this emphatically after they all sing Let it Be, and spirals into a drunken tirade about all of Santana's amazing qualities, which leads to an accidental kiss. Presumably this is after Dani's gone home, and Kurt is in the bathroom or something. It's very brief, they pull away in a bit of a daze and stare at each other in confusion. Uh oh. End of episode.
- 5x03: The Quarterback plays out exactly as per canon.
- 5x04 - 5x07: Santana is cool to let the whole thing slide if Rachel is. Which Rachel is relieved about, given Finn just died. They go on as friends. Santana dates Dani. Occasionally we get random cutaways to Rachel giving them side-eye while they're being coupl-y, but that's it.
- 5x08: Previously Unaired Christmas plays out nearly the same as canon, only Santana wakes up in Rachel's bed instead of on the floor, so the subtext is just a little heavier than it was in the original episode. Spicy.
- 5x 09: Frenemies can be the same as canon too, but lean into the underlying wives getting a divorce vibe a little bit more. I'd want to keep the end scene the same, but have Kurt be genuinely baffled by Rachel's overreaction and call that out in front of Santana while they're all talking. Rachel falters because she doesn't have an answer, then continues to be mean. We see it all click into place for Kurt when he notices Santana's reaction to Rachel tearing the Pezberry photo up on the way out of the door. End on him watching Santana watch Rachel leave, like this:
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- 5x10: Trio. Literally just amp up that gay af candle scene. One Three Hill interrupt as per canon, and we get Rachel reacting to the Dantana cheek kiss (or trying not to).
- 5x12: 100. Same same. Especially the bit where Rachel glares at Santana pre-Valerie. Love that for me. Just cut the crappy girls tearing down other girls Jonesberry bathroom moment, and instead have Mercedes follow Rachel to work out why the hell season 1 Santana just possessed their now-friend's body back there. Rachel can just blubber on a bit cluelessly, similar to canon about how she and Santana were close etc, only this time Mercedes is like:
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Meanwhile 5x12 for Santana follows pretty much the same arc as canon, including the season 5 Churro kiss (sorry Brittanas, look away!), with one very juicy twist in the post-kiss convo:
Brittany: And, I'm sure your girlfriend's great, but-
Santana: *irritated* It's not that, it's-
Brittany: ... what?
Santana: Nothing
5x13: New Directions. Honestly again it's so similar to canon, especially 'I am Changing.' Because Kurtcedes scheming to get their pals together is literally what we were given already. Keep Britt watching Santana applaud, and keep the Pezberry bathroom scene exactly as is. Instead of the lilies scene, Brittany invites Santana to the choir room but she arrives to find Rachel standing in there alone, looking equally clueless. Kurt invited her there. The door slams shut - Kurt, Britt and Mercedes are on the other side. They've locked them in. We get two scenes of Pezberry forced to talk their crap out while stuck in the choir room together. Santana makes a similar apology to canon, but Rachel admits some guilt too. Santana resigns from FG and they decide to sing a song. We get Be Okay, but dial the heart-eyes up roughly 30%.
5x14 - 5x16: They take a back-seat. Santana and Dani breakup for reasons unrelated to Rachel, or so she says. Rachel is not so secretly thrilled about this, but proceeds to do nothing. Loft life returns to normal, but Sam/Artie/Blaine etc are there too. Fun.
5x17: Opening Night. As canon. Pezberry peptalk pretty much the same as canon. Have Pezberry dancing a little too closely during Pumping Blood and a charged moment or three.
5x18: The Backup Plan. Wouldn't change a thing. That Pezberry dinner scene was already way too fkn gay.
5x19: Old Dogs New Tricks. As above. Chaotic girlfriends. Just throw in some more heart eyes in some of the scenes then you're done. Also in the Kurcheltana group hug have Pezberry make direct eye contact. Charged. Oof.
5x20: Controversial, but I'd start by letting Santana actually be IN this episode. Crazy right? Anyway that weird screenwriter lady comes in to write Rachel's pilot and basically assumes Pezberry are a couple, which gets everyone talking about it, and also gives it to us via dream sequence when they're all reading the script. Neither side of Pezberry are horrified, just embarrassed. Santana snaps at Sam for laughing at the idea of them and surprises everybody, including herself. Storms out. Then we get a Pezberry scene where Rachel follows and Santana says the TV pilot is a mistake, but Rachel respectfully tells her she's doing it anyway. Santana lets it go and promises only to slightly mock her if it all goes sideways, which Rachel thanks her for. Then they part ways - Santana has a tour to get to with Mercedes, and Rachel is off to LA. It's bitter-sweet. Throw in some cute little moments in Pompeii for them too. Imagine them recreating the season 3 long distance gaze/walk over/handhold moment, but on the streets of NY instead?? Magnificent.
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So that's how I see a Pezberry season 5 playing out in canon, if they'd nudged it to the left a smidge. In another world, it would've then set them up nicely for a proper romantic arc in season 6, but alas it was not to be.
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kimbobbp · 2 years
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momo yaoyorozu for the ask game! :]
ahhhhh tysm for the ask <3 sorry for the late replyyyy
favorite thing: i love her dedication, and that she’s always willing to help others with anything she can. vv sweet caring. would give a forehead kiss and a nose boop
least favorite thing: this isn’t exactly about her exactly, but her sexualization is just. excessive. she’s a literal minor,,,
fav quote: i honestly can’t really choose haha
brOTP: TODOMOMOOOOO. they're those rich gay/lesbian best friends. they honestly give me the “forced relationship but actually best friends who simp over their respective crushes and paint each other’s nails” vibes. if you get what i mean
OTP: absoLUTELY momojirou. i don’t even have to explain. i do also ship momokamijirou,,, my favorite poly ship
nOTP: pretty much momoneta and like,,, bakumomo? idek really
random headcanon: from one of my other posts but she has literally anything in her backpack, and it’s heavy af
unpopular opinion: i feel like her quirk doesn’t have a lot of... boundaries? like, it’s crazy OP and open to so much speculation, so i feel like it should have a couple, like, drawbacks? (not saying that there aren’t any, but it should be more expanded on)
song i associate w them: surface pressure from encanto lmao. but also like, killer queen by mad tsai
favorite pic: i have no idea how to add in photos, it’s not working (i can’t technology) but its the art from one of the character popularity polls when she was 10th,,, she’s wearing headphones and holding a stick behind her head. or the one where she’s wearing bakugou’s suit haha
thanks again for the ask :)
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Hello miss badapricot, I have been reading your lovely writer posts past few days and I love how you organize your thoughts and the way you articulate them. I also liked your fic ideas for them. I would really like to hear from you about how Gene finally fell in love with Nubsib, like how initially it was just mostly this hot dude who was flirting with him, and gradually he started getting charmed by the handsome bastard, and when he found out who Nubsib really was it sent his whole world into chaos because omg I totally get why he had a full on mental breakdown, imagine the little tinie tiny boy next door you played with as a child is now this Greek god devil you've been suppressing your boner for. Sheesh I'm not the most poetic. But maybe you can tell me your thoughts on how Gene realized and accepted his love for Nubsib, most importantly I'm searching for a reason for Gene to love sib not just because he's hot af but because he inexplicably makes him feel loved and cherished and taken care of and what not. I just want to hear it from you na krub. ☺️☺️☺️
Hello! I’m sorry this took me a few days to get to because your ask was so funny I wanted to come up with a really good response, because your way with words is just as good as mine.
If you’re asking me how Gene realized and accepted his love for Nubsib I can essentialize it down to a few key moments.
The first would be when Gene calls Nubsib to come and take care of him when he’s drunk. Gene is a very isolated person that hasn’t even let his own brother sleep in his condo but he trusts that Nubsib will come and take care of him after only knowing him for a short time, in part because of what happened in the previous episode. Nubsib soothed Gene’s nightmare and made him a big lunch for when he woke up. It isn’t the first time either as we see that Gene is very touched when Nubsib makes him food and reminds him to eat in earlier episodes. Nobody has taken care of Gene like that, mostly because he won’t let anyone close enough to even try. But Nubsib did, despite Gene’s performative complaining, and to me it made Gene feel protected and cared for, otherwise he wouldn’t have trusted Nubsib when he wasn’t in his right mind.
And Nubsib knows how much of a gift it is that Gene is trusting him, and clinging to him. I think that’s why he’s so protective and treats Gene so carefully once he picks him up. Nubsib proves that Gene was right to trust him and totally shocks Gene when he turns him down. Gene is certain that Nubsib just wants to f*ck him and wants to give it to him but Nubsib won’t because he cares about him too much. I think that realization—something Gene never even considered because his sole exposure to gay relationships are BL novels where non-consensual drunk sex is the norm—was a big part of Gene realizing his love for Nubsib. Gene never expected to be treated so preciously by him.
This isn’t a happy moment but I think another moment that really shows Gene realizing his love for Nubsib is his breakdown in the car. Gene is having a panic attack because he’s realizing that he’s in love with Nubsib and Nubsib is a liar. Nubsib might not even care about Gene. This might all be a prank. Gene is torn apart because he’s so disappointed in Nubsib and in himself for trusting his affection for him. Despite how he acts, Gene is a romantic and up until that point he did see Nubsib as a “perfect BL seme” to an extent. This is even shown in the OST where Nubsib is drawn as Prince Charming. But now Gene has to deal with the fact that Nubsib isn’t some prince, he might be someone completely different, and Gene’s given his heart to someone that he doesn’t even know.
A moment where I think Gene accepted his love for Nubsib would be at the garden mansion when Nubsib tells Gene how he became infatuated with him again when he saw Gene’s photo on Facebook. Nubsib was open, vulnerable, and honest and Gene rewarded that by consenting to a kiss without a lot of performative complaining for once. Because for Gene, it was the most honest Nubsib had been with him (barring his confessional speech on Gene’s lawn). Gene cuddling against Nubsib’s chest and resting there quietly felt like acceptance.
I would also point out a recurring theme more than a specific scene but Gene’s gradual submission to Nubsib’s wishes as their relationship goes on also feels like acceptance. Gene will still be combative when he feels that he’s being lied to, like when Nubsib drags him from the bathroom with Aey, but when he knows Nubsib has his best interest in mind he’ll accept what he asks for without complaint. 
We can see this when he promises Nubsib to let him know where he is and he keeps up with it in Episode 10. He tells Nubsib when he’s out with Hin and texts him before he goes to swim. The reason Gene trusts Nubsib is because of the contrast in their personalities. Gene knows that he’s emotional, a bit of a space case, naive, and reserved. Nubsib is pragmatic, scheming, and street smart. As Gene starts to learn his real personality and Nubsib stops pretending to be an innocent kid, Gene gives more of himself to him.
Looks aside I think a large reason that Gene loves Nubsib is because of how protected, cared for, and cherished he makes him feel, because Gene is a person who doesn’t like a lot of attention and likes to be left alone. While Gene considers everyone else, nobody considers Gene, and that’s how he likes it. But Nubsib is someone who ONLY considers Gene and doesn’t care about anyone else.
In summary, there are lots of reasons outside of looks for Gene to love Nubsib. Because lots of people are handsome. But finding someone that loves so intensely and unselfishly is hard to find.
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