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blacktacmopsi · 18 days

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The NSFW Alphabet: David 'Hesh' Walker Director's Cut Edition

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A- Aftercare (What does it look like?)

Hesh is fantastic at this. After a bout of love making, he'll cuddle you, kiss you, and talk to you about how much he loves you. His pillow talk is so sweet it'll give you diabetes.

B- Body count (How many people have they fucked)

Hesh has a really low body count. His time to play around was obliterated by the ODIN strikes and then him joining the Army. Yeah, he's had a one-night-stand or two, but it's still quite low.

C- Cum (Where do they do it? How much is there?)

Hesh isn't picky about where he cums. Wherever you want it, he'll give it. Mouth? Sure. Pussy? Alright. Tits? Fine by him. He doesn't care so long as you're happy...and if you're happy, he's happy. Now Hesh will also give quite a bit when he really gets going, so think wisely if you want to swallow...you might gag due to volume. Especially if he's been pent up.

D- Daydreaming (How often do they find themselves having dirty (day)dreams about their partner)

Hesh will sometimes entertain a dirty thought or two. When he's single he'll think about sex and certain things that turn him on. When he's got an SO, he'll think of them when he gets horny and what he'd love to do with them.

E- Emotion (Do they fuck when angry? Excited? Do they get emotional after?)

Hesh will not angry fuck. He's not at all like that. Sometimes he will get emotional during or even after an intense love making session though. This is mostly due to him having such strong feelings for his SO and feeling those deep wells of love. He might even get a bit glossy eyed after as he holds you close to him, feeling your heart beat next to his.

F- Famous (Would they ever be a camgirl/boy? How popular would their channel be?)

Oh fuck no! Hesh is a straight-laced guy. He has no game for that kind of thing even if he wanted to.

G- Goated (What are they the absolute best at?)

Hesh is an absolute god when it comes to the kind of sex that makes you feel loved inside and out. He'll give you the stuff romance novels and poems were written about.

H- Hair (How much do they shave? Does the carpet match the drapes? Do they mind hair on their partner?)

Hesh is all man, and I mean ALL MAN. He's a hairy beast (as evidenced by his sideburns/ mutton chops which, by the way... my man, I love you but please style and shave those. You're not Unknown Hinson). He'll manscape and trim back the hedges because it does make him feel a bit uncomfortable, especially when it's hot out. He'll never go full bare though. As for hair on his partner, he doesn't care so long as you practice good hygiene.

I- Intimacy (How intimate are they during it?)

Ooh, very much so! Hesh doesn't straight up fuck often. He makes loves and with that comes a certain level of closeness and tenderness that is a salve not only for your pussy but your soul as well.

J- Joking (How serious are they during the deed?)

Hesh will make you chuckle from time to time. Though he's a romantic through and through, he doesn't take himself seriously and knows how to laugh at himself. He can be a big dork sometimes.

K- Kinks (Their five biggest)

Hesh isn't a kinky guy, but he's got a few things he digs in the bedroom.

Deep kissing: It's vanilla but like I said, Hesh is primarily a romantic. He'll let all his feelings and passions for you be known when he takes his time kissing you so good, your ancestors will feel it. If you do the same back to him, especially on his neck and collar bone areas, you've unlocked super horny Hesh! He'll definitely get a boost of dominance and just take you right then and there.

Him being on top: He loves this & likes knowing he's the man to please you. It gets him off knowing he can make you moan and sigh and whimper.

Fingering: Touch is pretty big for Hesh. He's handsy and will leave no part of you unexplored. He likes slipping a finger or two inside to feel how good he's got you worked up.

Groping: Kind of along the same lines as fingering, Hesh likes to feel you up and cup your ass. Let him feel your curves and slide his hands along you and see what it does to him.

You wearing something sexy: Hesh is Mr. Visual so if you come to the bedroom wearing a sexy piece of lingerie, he'll be unable to resist you. Just make sure you're not wearing anything expensive as there's a high chance he'll just completely rip it off your body before he ravages you.

L- Location (Where are they down to fuck?)

Hesh isn't into doing it anywhere other than the confines of his home. Kitchen counter? Shower? Garage? The old rocking chair in the attic? All fair game for him.

M- Music (Do they like to listen to songs during the deed? If so what ones?)

He'll sometimes put on something soft and sensual for more romantic encounters but more often than not, the music he wants to hear are your sounds of passion & you whimpering for him.

N- No (Something they would never do).

Hesh would never want to degrade you or hurt you. Extreme things are completely off the table. No BDSM aside to maybe light spanking. He's a man who will feel bad for hours if he accidentally rams your cervix mid thrust.

O- Orgy (Will they ever have group sex? If so with who?)

Hahahahahahahaha...no.

P- Position (What position do they favorite? Are they the giver/receiver in the position?)

Hesh prefers to be on top. He likes to have that feeling of pleasing you and being the reason why you cum screaming his name. He's pretty reciprocal overall.

Q- Quirks (Do they have any weird traits in bed?)

At most, Hesh does like it if you blow lightly into his ear. It give him pleasant shivers and he might moan the more you do it. You could also play with his nipples but your milage may vary on this depending on his mood.

R- Rough (What’s their pace?)

So, the only time Hesh approaches anything close to rough would be when he comes back from a long deployment and just can't contain himself. He'll get handsy and a tad bit domineering as he finds you and just makes his desires known by groping you and shucking your panties down.

S- Stamina (How many rounds can they last?)

Given that he's a man in his late 20s (28 to be exact), he can definitely go at least another round... That is, if he isn't tired from his military duties and, of course, is well rested.

T- Toys (Do they use em? What ones? On their partner or themselves?)

Hesh is old fashioned. Give him some privacy and maybe a sock or rag and he'll get the job done just fine, like the good ol' red hot blooded American he is. If you bring a toy to the room, he'll use it on you if you request.

U- Urgent (Their opinions on quickies)

He's not a fan of them. If he has a partner, he'll wait until there's a good time to make the moment last.

V- Volume (How loud are they in bed?)

Have you ever actually heard a man enjoy sex? Like, naturally, with all the moans and groans and grunts they make? Not the crap you hear in porn or dirty talk. I'm talking about the natural sounds of a man getting his release and feeling good. It's one of the hottest things on the planet to hear a guy in the grips of pure sexual bliss. That's Hesh for you.

W- WorldWideWeb (What sex things have they googled? What’s their porn history?)

Hesh is kind of generic on this front. If he's watching porn it would be things like fingering or blowjobs and overall mostly softcore stuff.

X- Xtra (A fun lil random fact)

Hesh works hard to seduce the one he loves. He'll amp up the seduction to his fullest ability...just don't ask him to talk dirty. He can't really do it. Spare him and you the cringe.

Y- Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

As a late 20s man, his drive is relatively high. Yeah, he's not where he was when he was a teen, but he still feels the urge frequently.

Z- Zzz (How fast do they fall asleep after sex?)

Given his military life, poor Hesh can knock out fast. He's exhausted and tired most of the time these days but will at least wrap his arms around you. But, if he's well rested, he can stay up a bit for pillow talk and that sweet, sweet post sex cuddle only Hesh can give you.

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horribluh · 4 months

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zoro fell first but sanji fell harder BUT ALSO i think zoro is very restrained in how he pursues sanji up until theres a mutual confession and then he goes completely batshit. i cannot see this guy being normal about anything. pre confession zoros sulking in a corner while sanjis doing his thang, post confession zoro is looming over his shoulder barring his teeth.

sanji confesses and zoro blue screens and when he snaps out of it the first thing he does is propose. once he gets the go ahead from sanji hes doing everything his caveman brain can think of to keep him. hes gonna marry that cook and theres nothing anyone can do about it

#first of all hes an attack dog second of all have u seen adog with a bone #zosan #one piece #call this afliction the danmei effect and im inflicting it on vintage yaoi boys #mine #i originally wrote wife up instead of marry bc sanjis so wife coded to me #i think hed hate being referred to as a wife and zoro does it to piss him off #but also zoros thinking husband mans gay

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sunlightdrop · 3 months

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wow! i could get used to a view like this.

#tangled #tanglededit #disneyedit #filmedit #animationedit #eugene fitzherbert #flynn rider #tangled tuesday #⭐#I LOVE HIM SOO BAD not arguing w a man this good looking whatever u say handsome #my husband is so eugene coded he is my eugene irl ;o;#*edits #*gifset

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yuridovewing · 2 months

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as much as i love dovewing getting the hell out of thunderclan, i wish it wasnt framed as “oh she HAS to go because her family is in shadowclan now” and shes done this huge betrayal and sort of mistake for leaving thunderclan (best clan evarrr). rather than her finally taking control of her life and cutting off the people who hurt her. frame thunderclan as a toxic place to be for once and she finds freedom in shadowclan (or yknow you couldve just kept her with the guardian cats but whatever)

#i love dovewing running away in ths because shes basically deciding that shes not gonna let her kids get hurt by the code #like getting pregnant just made her go. do i want my children to live like this? would i stand for someone doing that to my kids?#but unfortunately it just kinda goes to ‘’well my husband wants to be in shadowclan so….’’#as much as i love her as much as i love what they attempted with her here unfortunately her arc is kinda chained to tigerheart #tigerhearts the main character of their narrative. not her #and hes fine dont get me wrong i dont dislike him but man… it feels weird

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kairithemang0 · 1 month

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Yknow what maybe my favorite relationship trope is "not actually divorced divorced gay men"

Maybe I just have a type for ships I dunno

#yes 2 of these are kh be quiet #i couldn't think of any more but i mean xehaqus and akusai and so divorce coded #spies are forever #kingdom hearts #akusai #xehaqus #ineffable husbands #good omens #curtwen #shipping #old man yaoi idk #i can't believe i can't think of more for this #bcs there are definitely more #spies are forever spoilers #good omens s2 spoilers

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cloud-based-and-rainpilled · 10 months

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I’ve seen people be very frustrated at the het relationship of Gabriel/Beezlebub working out but not the two gay ships (Nina/Maggie and Aziraphale/Crowley,) but honestly, I’m pretty sure that’s the point

(Yes I know canonically the angels/demons are all nonbinary, but I’m talking about how the relationships are coded and appear to the human world, cool? Cool.)

Of course the relationship where they have the freedom to walk away with no consequences or guilt would work out. Of course “love conquers all” when you haven’t had to hide it for your safety. You should be frustrated that Gabriel and Beezlebub can live the life and love Aziraphale and Crowley never can

Regardless of all the rainbow advertising and pandering to the queer community, the world still by and large despises us. Sure, Aziraphale is canonically nonbinary, but he gets called a fag nonetheless

The ineffable bureaucracy ship is a bait-and-switch meant to remind you that if you’re gay, you’ll never have that freedom. The people who mindlessly “uwu so cute why can’t Aziraphale and Crowley do the same haha they’re dumb??” just don’t get it

#this will probably bother some ppl idc #aziraphale has been a coded gay man from the jump even in book omens so pls don’t downplay that b/c the blorbos are enbie now tysm #good omens #good omens spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #vinylatte #nina and maggie #gabriel #beezlebub #homosexual #gay #lgbt #lgbtq #bisexual

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the-mad-prince-of-denmark · 2 months

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Amadeus, 1984, dir. Miloš Forman

#why does it feel like she just walked in on her husband and this man having an affair #like this is so coded wth #film aesthetic #film photoset #film quotes #amadeus

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pockettwinzz · 12 days

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REESA ILYSFM OMFG HOONIEE

#i bet you can hear all my screams #hes so pretty #hes so hot #and so #boyfriend coded #😭🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻#i love him sm #my pretty bby <3 #my husband<333333 #my man my man my man

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vampir3sfall · 9 months

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ngl while i got the concept of she/her gay men, i never really truly understood it until i watched good omens. both crowley and aziraphale r she/her gay men and you can't change my mind.