yeah ok ill post this. this is how i look listening to dive back in time
based on my own tweet about a promo photo from the link click dance musical
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boromir trying to engage in conversation after the fellowship was formed:
boromir: alright, which one of you is merry and which one of you is pippin?
merry:
pippin:
boromir:
merry:
pippin:
boromir:
boromir: okay, let’s try that again and pretend you guys aren’t weird-
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thinkin abt the line "you think the time that i was chaste was being waste on a holy mission?" her defining characteristic throughout the show is her devotion to her religion, only for her to describe it all as a waste in the end
imagine you spend your entire life being good, being so so good, faithful- only for that faith and all of your goodness to be the direct cause of your downfall. if she didn't feel so much shame and anger in regards to her attraction to max, she never would have come up with the plan to prank him, which never would have led to his death, which never would have led to her having to give up her chastity after his resurrection.
imagine all of your doubts and fears becoming real. and in your darkest moment, at your rock bottom, when you are completely alone, abandoned by the very god you've pledged your life to, you find a new set of gods. gods that are real, gods that are tangible. gods that can give you back the power that you lost. gods that can give you back your purpose.
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what if the statues of Apollo at Amyclae where he’s ABSOLUTELY GIGANTIC and, respectfully, BUILT LIKE A TOILET ROLL, were actually completely accurate to what he looked like with Hyacinthus when he courted Apollo.
Hyacinthus: mother. Father. Here is the man I have been wooing for 2 months.
Hyacinthus’s poor, poor parents: HYACINTHUS DEAR LORD-
Apollo of Amyclae, sharply snapping his neck downwards from the sky at an impossible angle (completely unable to bend his knees): YOU CALLED????
Hyacinthus: isn’t. Isn’t he gorgeous.
Polyboea, under her breath: Bro is your type the,,, the cheese bucket??? The cannon??? Why is your man built like a tunnel. Does this do it for you.
Does he have feet? Does he shuffle around? Does he float above the ground? Does he slide forwards like a chess piece or perhaps a dish scrub (DOES HE PLOUGH THE FIELDS FOR AMYCLAE??)? Is he actually really really short and most of his 14-metre-tall (just under 46 feet. I think) posture is, in fact, his tube armour clothing thing? IS HIS SKIN COLD LIKE A STATUE. Did Amyclean Apollo sit / stand there for centuries / millennia, guarding his love’s grave until he no longer could?? Did they build a throne for him trying to give him rest but only metaphorically because he can’t sit down because he’s a goddamn pole from the waist down?
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There is literally NOTHING in the world that could have prepared me for the ammount of emotional turmoil HNOC live would cause me. IT ENDED. RIGHT BEFORE HANGED MAN RUSTS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. TEARS IN MY EYES. ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS. I. JESUS, MAN. JESUS. COME OB. OH MY GOD. GOD. CHRIST.
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Unpopular WOY take:
I hate “The Fremergency Fronfract.” I can’t stand to watch it. Wander trying to hang out with an incapacitated Hater instead of getting him back to the Skullship when he knows Hater wouldn’t want that just feels weird?? And sorta out of character like he’s taking advantage of something?? It feels at odds with what he said about Screwball Jones too. I also have always been bothered for some reason by anything remotely close to infantilization, so I don’t watching Hater act like a little kid, and then I also don’t like watching people laugh at him for it, I’ve just never enjoyed stuff like that :\
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