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yoke9494 · 1 year

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Crackhead Activity. (Chap:2)

Chapter from a new crackfic (can be found on Wattpad/AO3)*Yoke94*

College AU (aged up *Yuji & friends*/aged down *Gojo & friends/curses*)

Ever wonder what it was like to go camping with some of the characters from Jujutsu Kaisen for spring break?

Dumbasses who shouldn't be left unsupervised

Geto and his sex cult

Gojo likes the movie Ice Age.

Sukuna is a himbo

Mahito does magic tricks

Not proofread. Usually half asleep when I write this..

Don't do crack. Just read crackfics..

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Damn Junpei!

Yuji wasn't too far off when he said Juni would be making a house. He didn't actually build one but his tent was shaped like a small home..

You could hear all the guys struggling to take everything off the bus. You didn't see why you had to make 3 stops just so they could buy cases of alcohol.. You even told all of them that someone was going to die and tried to put a few bottles of vodka back on the shelves.

But Gojo ended up playing sugar daddy with your snacks so you shut up... Fly high to whomever would get alcohol poisoning. (Your money was on Gojo or Sukuna.. Hell, probably both.)

You just had to..

"Hey Junpei?"

He looked up at you while he was tying his tent down. "Hm?"

"Can I look inside? This shit looks awesome!"

That sheepish smile lit up his face. "Yes! I spent all morning putting it up."

..... It was like that scene in Harry Potter, you know when the boy who lives walks into that shaggy looking tent, only for it to be a full blown house?

Nobara and Maki are gonna hate you. But the second Junpei walked in with a small portable AC unit...

"Heyyyy Junpei.. you know you're my favorite man of all time right?"

He raised a bow. "I thought that was Megumi?"

You snorted. "Of course not! It's always been you! But I have a favor to ask?"

He chuckled. "Sure. You can sleep with me.. I brought a bigger mattress because I thought Yuji would be staying with me. But fuck him, he doesn't have tits."

".... You're such a gentleman. I just might let you squeeze one."

"YES!"

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Maki clicked her tongue. Nobara stared you down while you helped Geto set up the fire pit.

(Maki) "Traitor."

(Nobara) "We all promised to sleep in the same tent. Now we have to deal with Yuji! He farts in his sleep!"

You shrugged and smiled at them. "I'm sorry, really. But Junpei has a memory foam mattress...."

Both their eyes went wide. In unison. "Bullshit! He dose not?!"

You crossed your heart while Maki snorted. "Shit, you're forgiven then.."

Nobara nodded. "I would have ditched you both so fast too if I had known that."

"You do know when you fuck on memory foam you sweat more? It also makes a weird crunching noise when you're fucking. Like your chewing on a snow cone.."

The three of you looked at Geto. He stuck out his tongue and shrugged. "What? I just thought you all should know--" he than turned to you. "Wait. Is your man going to be okay with you sleeping in another dudes bed? I heard he was a piece of work."

Nobara rolled her eyes and answered before you could. "They broke up." With her man like strength she slapped your back. "Y/n's in her hoe era now. That's why she's been eye fucking Sukuna."

Geto shook his head. "Out of all people? You do know Sukuna doesn't even know how to spell Orange.. He thinks the color and the fruit are spelled differently."

You huffed. " Okay, I know he's not the smartest... But he's so prudy!"

He looked off to the side to see Sukuna with Gojo, they were a few feet away and crouching.. They looked like they were looking at bugs or something on the ground. "Actually, me and Gojo are looking for another girlfriend.. I'd like to have you be--"

Maki cut him off this time. He had to be lying.. you didn't need anymore cheating men in your life.. "Aren't you two still dating Shelby? Don't try to rope Y/n into your weird sex cult shit."

Geto gave her a deadpanned look. "It's not a cult! And for your information, I don't like Shelby that much. She's only in it for Gojo. He agreed to break it off when I found someone I liked.. and--" he sighed before he turned to yell at his boyfriend?.. "Gojo! Why did you pick Shelby again?!"

The white haired loser looked up from the ant hill and smiled. "She reminds me of Sid from Ice Age! Why?!"

Geto yelled back. "I'm trying to get another girlfriend!"

Gojo tilted his head. "You're shooting your shot with two lesbians and a taken woman?! You're beautiful babe, but I don't think you're pretty enough to turn them or make that one commit adultery!"

"They broke up!"

Could Gojo teleport? Because as soon as Geto said those three words, Gojo was by your side..

"Uh...?"

Before you could scoot yourself away your face was in his titties. He smelt nice, but you couldn't really breathe with the death grip he had on you.

"Y/n! Why didn't you come to me! We'll take care of you! Fuck Shelby! You can sleep between me and Geto! We cou-"

Maki slapped the back of his head. "Let her go! She didn't agree to it! And you can't just drop girls like They're not human!. This Shelby chick might hold a grudge and try to hurt OUR Y/n!"

Why was everyone so loud?! All the poor animals were probably going deaf.

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The fire pit was ready... After a few hours of dealing with Gojo. You told them both you'd think about it. Right now you just need time to have fun before trying to be in some kind of "relationship" again. Of course the white haired one whined but Geto told you to take your time. Gojo still needed to RESPECTFULLY call it quits with his sloth anyways..

You and Megumi started walking around the area. Collecting sticks to start the fire with. Your sad bunny was gone off his ass, he had been eating small pieces of the cookies. You didn't blame him since he was being followed by Mahito for a good while. Thankfully Choso needed his help with something..

A small beep came from his pocket. You watched him try to read the screen before he handed his phone to you.

"Does that say duck or dick?"

It was a picture from Toge. You snorted when you saw Panda passed out in the sand.

"Toge said Panda almost got his dick bit off by a shark."

(Panda is human in this one. Just imagine a big burly dude...)

Megumi chuckled.. He looked up with a dazed look, then he took a deep breath and chuckled again.

"I almost forgot how to breathe.."

You snorted and continued your search. "How are you getting signal out here?"

Megumi shrugged. "It's not like how they show it in the movies and TV shows. You still get service out here. It's just a little shitty so you need to move around."

Good to know. You've never really been camping before. You figured nothing would work so you turned off your phone and threw it into one of your bags. Good thing too because a few messages would have ruined your fun..

Especially after Gojo snuck a few pictures of you with Geto laughing together, Sukuna looking at your ass when you were bending over, and Yuji wearing your bra on his head... He posted them to his Instagram, Gojo had so many followers and the likes just kept building up.

With A small pile of sticks in your arms and one in Megumi's. (He said it was a magic stick that would keep him from floating away. As long as he didn't let it go, he'd be safe.)

When you returned to the campsite, Megumi went straight to his tent. He wanted to take a quick power nap since the music that was playing was giving him a headache. (There was no music.)

You looked around and noticed Nobara and Maki were gone. Geto was still by the fire pit, But now he was with Choso and Mahito. They all were digging into one of the many ice chest to see what Yuji (Junpei) packed to eat.

"Where's Maki and Nobara?"

Mahito sighed. "They went to go look at the lake. It's almost sunset so we just left them alone... Let them carpet munch in the warm glowing light of the sun..."

"Aww, That sounds romantic. Good for them."

Mahito laughed while the other two shook their heads.

How was It was already getting dark? It actually took you all day just to get the area ready? This small group really shouldn't be left outdoors... You didn't even get enough wood to keep the fire pit going.. The boogie man was going to have an easy dinner tonight...

"This is all we could find on the ground. But I think Junpei brought some multipurpose tools? He probably has something that we could use to cut a few more branches down."

Choso nodded his head, motioning for you to turn around. "You're good. I think those three got it."

You turned... Your eyes landed on Junpei first. He was sitting on the ground with a worried look on his face.

You weren't sure why he looked like that. Untill you heard grunting.. How was it that these two haven't killed themselves on accident yet?

Gojo was climbing a tree and trying to kick some twigs down. Yuji was under Gojo trying to catch the falling branches. One of them almost speared his eye...

"Are they stupid?"

You all flinched when the branch under Gojo gave out. He only fell a few inches before his daddy long legs got caught on another branch. His body swung back and forth as he laughed..

"That was a close one! Yuji, Did I knock more branches down?!"

You on the other hand were freaking out. He was still a few feet off the ground and hanging upsidedown! He could fall and break his neck!

"Geto. Should we help him down? He's going to hurt himself."

He looked up. "Eh, if he hits his head there won't be that much damage. He has a thick skull.." he yelled out to Gojo. "Baby! Get the branches at the top!"

Gojo twisted his body to look at Geto. He gave him a thumbs up before trying to pull himself up right... He fell. Not on his neck but his back, it looked like it hurted.

Geto clicked his tongue. "Damn, now he's going to act like a baby when we go to bed."

You all watched something stupid happen again. Sakuna had ran into the tree and flew back. What was this other dumbass doing?

Gojo and Yuji laughed. Junpei just looked lost, but he was clapping? Just trying to be the supportive friend.

"Okay? What's that one doing?"

(Mahito) "He's trying to knock the tree down." He cupped his hands around his mouth. "Go farther this time! It almost tipped over!"

The tree didn't even shake...

Sakuna flipped him off but started running the other way... He just needed one more running start. He could feel it!

(Geto) "That's the dude you wanna get dicked down by? If he accidentally gets you pregnant, your kids are going to eat crayons for sure."

You looked at him before looking back at Gojo. He was still laying on the ground... Yuji was trying to get him up.

You all heard a long fart come from Gojo before Yuji dropped him.

(Choso) "That sounded loose.."

(Mahito) "You really need to take it easy on his ass Geto. His entrails are going to fall out of his butthole."

You snorted when Gojo got up and tried to run into the tree like Sukuna was doing. It'll definitely fall now!

"Geto... you're judging me? Look at your man. He's actually humping the tree now.."

Geto rolled his eyes. "Shut up, that might be your man one day too."

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The sky was now a light blue.. Nobara and Maki finally came back from the lake. They both claimed they were looking for a good spot for everyone to go swimming tomorrow.

No one bought it.. especially since Nobara was as red as a tomato and Maki's hair was pulled out of her usual ponytail.

(Gojo) "I can smell pussy on your breath..."

You and Mahito choked on your marshmallows.(He promised that he wouldn't pull out any spiders tonight) Megumi slapped the back of Gojo's head while Geto was telling him to punch the big mouth next time.

(Maki) "Jealous?"

(Yuji, Sukuna, Geto and Choso) "Yes."

You were about to ask Sukuna if he wanted to see the inside of Junpei's tent. But Gojo must have sensed it and suddenly stood up from the ice chest he was sitting on.

"Alright, now that we're all FINALLY here... I wanna play a game!"

Everyone groaned, except for Yuji. The younger twin perked up and tried to peak at what Gojo was trying to dig out of the chest.

He gasped. "What the fuck is that?!"

Gojo pulled out a heavy looking bottle. The bottle looked familiar but you couldn't remember where you've seen it...

Then it hit you. The frosted glass and the round-ish shape. The red and black lettering... You knew you all were in trouble when you noticed the menacing looking skull wearing a sombrero.

"Gojo... That's not what I think it is?"

He smiled at you. "Yepp. Vodquila!"

*War flashbacks*

You felt the vile go up your throat. No you've never tasted it, but you remember the smell of Nanami's throw up.

The memory was way back in highschool. You found him stumbling in the halls looking for Ijichi and Yu. He recognized you as one of Yuji's friends and proceeded to tell you a drunk rant about a girl from his gym class offering him a drink of her Gatorade. It was 80% Vodquila and 20% lime margarita mix.

Without warning... Nanami projectile vomited straight onto your chest. The smell of alcohol and the school's pizza will forever haunt your nose.

To this day Nanami can't look you in the eyes. He still apologizes and gives you small gifts here and there. (Buys you lunch or coffee) You've told him over and over again it was fine and you forgave him. The man just felt so bad... And hey, free food!

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Before you knew it, Gojo held a small red shot glass infront of your face. You weren't really listening to the rules..

"What?"

His shoulders drop. "You weren't paying attention to me? Y/nnnn. That hurts.."

You slowly grabbed the cup. "Uh.. sorry? I was zoning out, my sugars high from all those marshmallows."

Gojo gasped. "Babe! You have dialysis?"

Was he drunk already?

Yuji scoffed. "You mean diabetes, idiot! And no she's fine."

(Mahito) "Probably just disassociated from reality because you have an annoying voice."

Gojo's neck snapped to Mahito. "Say that again you gray bitch."

*Gasp* "fuck you! You know I'm sensitive about my skin condition! You're paler than me! Fucking underdone cracker!"

(Yuji) "All this gasping is giving me flashbacks to that mime porn video I saw yesterday..."

(You & Megumi) "They have mime porn?!"

"It's a trip! I'll show you guys later."

Geto had enough, mainly because he was thirsty. "Okay. Everyone just shut up and Gojo, sit your flat ass down." He looked at you. "And you. Listen this time.. Truth or dare. Only difference is, if you don't answer your truth it's two shots. If you don't do your dare, it's three. We all take one shot now because nobody wants to play with pussies. Got it?"

You nodded. "Yes daddy. Anything you say."

*Sukuna choking on air.*

Geto winked at you and motioned for everyone to take their shot. It burned like hell and made your eyes water. You weren't much of a drinker so you already felt a numbing tingle travel through your body and stop at your finger tips.

Gojo turned to Junpei. "Truth or Dare?"

Poor Junpei wasn't expecting to go first. He looked at everyone with a wide eye. "Uhh, Dare? No! Truth. I want truth please?"

Gojo didn't even need a second to think. He's had questions lined up for days now. "Tell us your most embarrassing sex story. And no, it can't be something tame, like you farted in her face and gave her pink eye or something. Borrring!"

It took Junpei a minute...

Gojo was already pouring his shots, thinking that Junpei was a saint and never actually had sex before.. Oh he was so wrong..

"Uh, well.. It was in highschool. I was dating her for a while now. Yuji and Y/n actually introduced us! Um, one day her parents went out of town and she invited me over.. I had some mean ass braces back then.."

You knew where this story was going. Your clam cooter started to hurt..

Junpei continued. "I didn't really know how to, you know... Eat a girl out? She told me she'd help me practice. I was getting the hang of it but I guess it wasn't enough. She started grinding her pussy on my mouth and... Her beef curtains got snagged on my braces."

The cricket and the fire crackling were drowned out but everyone's laughter. All except for you, Maki, and Nobara. You've told them this story already and it hurt just to imagine being in the poor girls spot.

(Gojo) *wheeze.* "She had that crabby patty double deluxe huh?"

Junpei nodded while Sukuna caught his breath.. "Go on? Is her pussy still there?"

Yuji had to continue the story for him. Junpei was so red and hiding his face in his hands. He should really call her and say he's sorry again.

"He called me and Y/n when he couldn't get her ham flaps out. My dumbass tried to pull his head back but it stretched with him!.. Y/n had to go in there with her fingers and get her unstuck!"

You scrunched up your face. "She was so slimy too. It took me a good 30 minutes to get a good hold on it.. I think I got her off by accident too."

(Junpei) "You did. She asked if you were single before she broke up with me."

"Damn..."

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You were last...

Everyone had done or said something embarrassing. You felt bad for Megumi who was getting his naked self bit up by nats. Gojo was drunk off his ass from sneaking a few sips here and there so Geto had to ask for him.

"Y/n. Truth or Dare?"

You looked around the fire pit. Everyone was either embarrassed from all the sexual truths or naked.

(Mahito) "Don't be scared Y/n. We're all close now.. Especially me and you."

He shifted in his seat and reached behind himself to pull out your thong from his ass cheeks. (Gojo dared him to wear it. Along with one of Maki's bras/ Nobara's bunny headband she wore to sleep.)

You sighed... Your truths would be boring. You're ex was the only guy you've ever had sex with. It was always pretty boring, good old missionary. Every. Single. Time.

Dare didn't seem so bad, but You didn't want to end up putting someone's toe in your mouth like Yuji had to..

Fuck it!

"Dare?"

Damn.. Geto was hoping you'd pick truth. He still didn't know why you and your ex broke up. He didn't just want to come out and ask in case it ended bad. But he also needed to know if he'd have to twist the guys neck when classes started up again..

(Choso) "Skinny dip and let us watch!"

Those who were "sober" turned to look at choso.. another one who was drunk off his ass... Literally sitting on the ground and holding onto Yuji's leg.

(Nobara) "Perv!"

(Maki) "Hell yeah hun. Get yo tits out!"

*Smack*

"Ow!"

(Yuji) "Maki's right. Haven't seen those bad boys in a while... Remember your break-up party?"

(Megumi) "Best party ever.."

(Junpei) "they were my phone's wallpaper for a while... Nobara made me delete it though.."

(Sukuna) "Fuck! I was gonna tell you to send it to me."

(Yuji) "I have a copy on my laptop. I'll send it to you when we get home."

"Sweet."

You walked up to Geto and grabbed the bottle. "Nah, I'm not doing that."

Everyone boo'd..

"What? It's dark!" You pointed to the trail that led to the lake. "That's some white people horror movie shit."

Everyone turned... No one really noticed how dark it was around you all. The only light was the dying fire and the small lights that Junpei hung on his tent house.

(Gojo) "Oh man... Did anyone bring a flashlight?"

"Fleshlight? Yah but she's dirty..."

Ignoring who ever said that... Everyone looked at Junpei.

"Shit! I knew I forgot something!"

Gojo groaned. "we're going swimming tomorrow afternoon. Just do it then." He staggered to grab the bottle out of your hand and fell on Geto's feet. "I'm white girl wasted anyways... I want to remember it.."

You thanked whatever God was on your side right now. Everyone was a little too buzzed to remember they had flashlights on their phones.

Nobara hummed. "I think I have one more round in me. After that I think it's time for bed." She pulled out her phone and clicked her tongue. "It's almost 3am. The spooky hour--"

The air had been warm and still...

Where the hell did this cold breeze come from? The fire suddenly went out..

Everyone was so loud a minute ago. But everyone was kind of just in shock at the sudden darkness. Even the twinkle lights on the tent was dimming..

You all felt the need to whisper. Like something or someone was watching you..

(Yuji) "Guys... I think we should go to bed now.."

(Mahito) "Do you guys know who that is? Over by that tree?"

Oh no.. you didn't want to look. But your dumbass did..

The lights flickered from Junpei's tent. You saw a shadow not too far from all of you. It looked like a person but you couldn't really tell? The small breeze came back and the person started waving at everyone.

"Nope!"

You booked it to Junpei's tent. You were sure you kicked either Gojo or Choso but you didn't give a shit right now.

(Yuji) *whisper yelling* "Its moving!!"

Bodies crashed into you as soon as you stepped foot into the small house tent. It was the only place with lights and his was the farthest away from the person! All the rustling and pushing caused the lights to fall, leaving you all in complete darkness..

Still in whispers.

(Gojo) "Geto, babe. Hold me, I'm scared.."

(Maki) "Bitch, that's my tit!"

(Geto) "Ew. Err I mean.. sorry?"

(Sukuna) "Y/n. Let me hold your ass, I'm scared."

(Yuji) "Smooth."

(Megumi) "That's my ass you're trying to finger man.."

(Sukuna) " ... What happens in the dark. Stays in the dark?"

*Smack!*

(Junpei) "Y/n? Are you okay? You're quiet."

"I'm good. But I'm just curious... Who's monster cock am I holding onto right now?"

A giggle came from beside you. "Mine. I told you we were getting close."

It was like holding onto a toddlers leg. "God damn Mahito. What are you feeding this thing?!"

"Wanna see a trick?"

You let go of him so fast. "No thanks.."

(Nobara) "Guys... I think we left Choso sitting outside."

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#jujutsu kaisen #attempt at humor #fanfic #alternate universe #gojo x you #jjk geto #gojo x geto #maki zenin #megumi fushiguro #mahito jjk #itadori yuji #choso jjk #junpei yoshino #jujutsu kaisen sakuna #nobara kugisaki

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brighternite-a · 3 years

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shellshockedgay · 3 years

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Mikey Fluff w/ Shy M!S/O

A/N: I'm sticking with male reader since it wasn't specified and it works with Leo's. I used to be kinda quiet as a kid and I also have adhd, so please excuse the absolute bullshit this is, I'm sorry.

Leo's Outgoing S/O

Donnie's Sassy Crackhead S/O

Listen. Ya'll are ADORABLE EVEN AS JUST FRIENDS I-

Wanna talk about DYNAMICS.

Like, he loves to lay on you. He's so tiny, let him do it. He's only 4'10 I-

Like the others, when he has a crush, he can not stop talking about you, but it's literally constant.

"(Y/n) really likes this movie, we should wait to see it." "Jeez, Mikey." "Look, if you like him so much, just marry the guy." "..... I CAN DO THAT?!"

Immediately runs off to plan your wedding.

Literally eats the paper after to keep it safe and to make sure you don't see it.

The guys let out a collective sigh of relief when you two start dating, but the sigh turns into a scream because he somehow talks about you MORE.

Makes up words to describe you in nice ways.

Yes, he is loud and fast and amazing and your soft and quiet and just as amazing and you guys balance each other out.

You somehow manage to bring his volume down?? No one knows how you do it, but they absically beg you to stay at the lair.

Oh my gosh, but sometimes he brings you up a few notches and then the true choas begins.

Dudes got ADHD, ok?

Some days he's a ball of actual energy, next few days he's just kinda like "meh, I was born into this life, I didn't choose this shit"

During those days, he lounges around more, so expect him to really cling to your side. Also, his head can get mean, so just kinda hold him.

His emotions range on the extreme side sometimes, too, so he might cry in your lap, be careful, but shell scratches always calm him down.

He won't tell you, but you just being next to him helps calm him down.

He also won't tell you he has bad nightmares and most of them involve you getting hurt in some shape or form.

If he asks for coffee? He had an especially rough night with nightmares and got maybe 20 minutes of sleep.

Anyway, if his brothers try to pick a fight with you, he's always going to defend you, especially because of your quiet nature.

Mikey will deck Raph if he has too. No one hurts his boo-bear.

Unless your quiet but have a RAGING temper, then he just sits on the side lines with popcorn and watches you verbally obliterate his bros.

Kinda just goes "OOH, GET BURNED" from the side lines and laughs. I love him. I'd die for him.

Dr. Prankenstein and his lovely assistant are here to brighten up moods so get ready to be whisked away from an angry older brother covered in orange paint.

But you guys are always doing different stuff together.

For example: you come over to hang out, but you spend the time reading a book or coloring and he's listening to music right next to you and then like 3 hours later you're like "Ok, I gotta go" and he's like "Ok, I'll walk you home" and they're like "???"

But it's so nice.

He's also really good at reading emotions so he can tell the difference between your content quietness and your sad quietness.

You guys color together and it's so cute and it's his favorite thing to do with you.

He'll go your pace tho if he begins to over whelm you.

He keeps your coloring book safe as fuck in his room, by the way. He wraps it in plastic and sets it ontop of his comic books. That's if you like to color.

If you're more of a gamer, he never plays your shared game without you. If he does, he feels terrible and apologizes like 20 times before quickly getting over it.

Is the kind of dude to clean his room to impress you and it lowkey scared his bros because they walk in and expect to trip but nah, it's really clean. New bed sheets and everything.

Is always asking for you to sleep over so he can see you in your cute pjs.

ASKS FOR MATCHING PJS I-

If you text him saying you had a nightmare, expect him to not respond because he's already coming over, give him 3 minutes. *taptap* he's here. Open the window.

That's probably when he confesses to be honest. Like he's holding you really tight and he's like "No one's gonna hurt you, not while I'm here" and it kinda spills out while he's comforting you or he whispers it against your forehead and leaves a soft kiss when you fall asleep.

Also, he either gets 2 hours of sleep or 12, but either way he's still a ball of energy. Please expect insomniac face times at 3:42 am.

Calls you because he loves your voice, even if it's soft and quiet.

Dumps compliments on you because it makes you blush and it only makes you cuter.

OH MY GOSH IF YOU GET SICK, HE'S NOW NURSE MIKEY AND HE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

You guys come up with hand signals for if your social battery does or if your uncomfy, it's the cutest.

Has a habit of just... Holding your hand sometimes.

First kiss with you happens on accident. Mikey was dropping you off at your house and held your hands and gave you a kiss on the cheek and left like he didn't just make your entire night.

Brags about his first kiss being with you.

This dude.

This absolute DUDE.

Oh my gosh.

Dude basically runs on solar power but it never stops.

He's always talking to you, even if you don't say alot back. He loves reading to you, talking to you- everything.

Flirty but in a cute, clumsy confident way.

Does not try to hide his crush but does get super embarrassed if he falls in front of you.

Like close to hiding in his shell kind of embarrassed.

So the guys take turns taking you home because if it was up to Mikey, he'd be gone for hours every time he went to drop you off. So when they get back, they're bombarded by Mikey asking if you mentioned him at all.

"Did he mention me?" "This garbage again?" "Raphie! It isn't garbage! I need to know!!" "*sigh*" "Did he mention my skin?? I worked extra hard to moisturize before he came over! My skin have never been this soft! Oh, what about my eyes??" "Mikey, baby bro, I love ya but please shuddup."

He's a chatter box, what can I say?

Anyway, he's good with reading people's emotions, he's just not focused on it very much.

Like he'll read the important ones: happy, sad, depressed, ect, ect. But he won't like notice if you have a crush on him.

He does, however, have a horribly written list of gifts you'd like for holidays/birthdays.

He's a huge gift giver.

Mikey'll hand you your gifts in private so you don't get all that unwanted attention on you.

He'd sweep you away from situations that end up making you uncomfortable. And I mean that. Like he'd literally sweep you away.

Like dudes got you over his shoulder and sprinting fast enough to bat Sonic the fuckin' Hedgehog.

But he sets you down gently enough to make your heart go budbudbudbudbud but quickly.

Oh my god, he's just always gentle with you.

Never, ever, ever raises his voice at you. Like he'd never yell at you. He goes struggle with volume control sometimes when he's excited, but if he's angry, he never yells at you.

And if he does want to scream he's like "excuse me, my dearest friend, for I am feeling strong amounts of rage. Let me go handle this, like a gentlemen, in the next room" and he leaves and you just hear him scream "fuCKINGFUCKWHOTHEFUCIAAAAAA"

And he comes back like nothing happened.

It's kinda scary, but ya know. Gotta get them feelings out somehow.

WATCH MOVIES WITH HIM WAIT.

Superhero movie marathons 24/7.

LOVES MARVEL AND DC EQUALLY.

You can tell his mood based on what he's watching!!

If he's having a slightly rough day, he watches marvel to brighten the mood (specifically Captain America or Thor Ragnorok because those are funny)

If he's having a great day, DC. Specifically the Dark Knight stuff. He loves the Joker in this and has definitely cosplayed him at least 2 times.

Mikey's the kind to keep spouting facts about what your walking all the time.

He cooks, obviously, (the others simply arne't allowed too) so he'd sit you down and make you a full fuckin' meal, right? And it's lowkey something he'd love to do. I can see him wanting to be a stay-at-home husband 🥺

His s/o works and he stays home and cleans, takes care of Klunk the sweet baby, waters the plants and makes them a hot meal and sets up their favorite things I-

I got off topic.

He's a great cook tho!!

Mikey's got so many talents: voice acting, cooking, hand-eye coordination. Dudes not the best at drawing tho. He can draw items better than people, so if he tries to draw you, please go easy on the criticism. He's trying.

He'd ask you out on a date, but it's like not that different than what you guys normally do, so he's in his apron and cooking but then he dims the lights and it's cute and he lite some candles.

SPEAKIN' OF DATES

He confesses to you when you guys are alone. And he's all awkward and cute and he's rubbing his hands together when they're not flailing as he talks.

And you're like "Ah yes. A cutie." because he is. Have you seen his face?

First kiss.

First kiss, oh my god.

Also on the first date. He's known you long enough at this point.

It's spontaneous as FUCK.

Like you're gushing about your favorite stuff and he's not even eating, just looking at you.

And you start apologizing for gushing but he's shaking his head and suddenly standing up, planting a hand firmly on the table.

And he just goes "Come'ere" and leans over, reaching out to cup the back if your neck and pulling you across the table and just kissing you. His hand moves down to your shoulder.

*ahem*

I got lost in thought, sorry.

Lowkey gets self-conscious of his green eyes sometimes. He feels like they blend in with his skin too much, but they're beautiful so.

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt michelangelo x male reader #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt 2012 x male reader #tmnt 2003 x male reader #tmnt x male reader #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles

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tsumusfattytuna · 2 years

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𝐔 𝐑 𝐔 𝐒 𝐀 𝐈

An extremely short series of crackhead reader mingling with TR characters. enjoy.

Victim IV : Baji Keisuke

Key : Whiskers

victim iii

oh, were they curious.

"...he's gonna pay."

"..gotta put him to sleep first. then, we attack."

Seeing Toman's first unit leader Baji Keisuke is one thing. However, seeing Baji Keisuke with you, both looking like you're out to kill is another.

Two Valhalla's members watched from afar, gulping at the sight of fearless Baji whose arms were crossed. His stern expression successfully clearing the sidewalk. Meanwhile, your hands were tucked in your pants beside him, glaring harshly at everything you see.

You and Baji were in some serious talk.

"I think they're planning something," One of the Valhalla members said to his friend. "Should we get intel on this?"

"There's only one way to find out." His friend replied in determination.

The two of them immediately went behind a nearby wall. They crept closer, and closer. Close enough to finally hear your conversation.

"..Tuxedos, huh?"

"always tuxedos." Baji spat, eyes piercing the ground. "with socks."

"damn."

"his ears," his tongue clicked, " fluffy. what does he think he is? Some yarn?"

"wanna pet those ears s' bad, huh?"

"furry ears. shoulda seen him sleep," Baji then turned to you. His gaze was as sharp and threatening as icicles in cold winter.

"Them whiskers twitched, swore I'd die for my kitty."

scenes are adapted from imagination & real-life experiences :>

#baji #baji keisuke #tokyo revengers #tokyorev #tokyo revengers fluff #tokyorev x reader #keisuke baji #baji keisuke fluff #baji keisuke scenarios #baji keisuke x reader #tokyo rev x y/n #tokyo revengers scenarios #tokyo revengers baji #chifuyu tokyo revengers #mitsuya #draken

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misteria247 · 2 years

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Random rumblings with your favorite crackhead blogger weeeee-

Okay so recently I'd been thinking about relationships. Mainly the 2012 relationship between April and Donnie.

And while thinking about this messy relationship I began to think about all of the things that made the relationship toxic and how when I was younger it had irritated me the way April had often times treated Donnie and how Donnie often times didn't take the hint. But looking back on it now, their relationship actually makes a lot of sense and their actions as well. And the reason why?

They're teenagers.

April in the show is sixteen years old, she's a teenage girl who literally had her father be kidnapped before her very eyes and had her life turned upside down by mutants who would later become a second family to her. This situation in itself is stressful enough for a teenage girl but add a messy romance and you get the April O'Neil that gets a lot of hate.

As an adult I can now see that April's reactions to Donnie's affections make a lot of sense. She's a teenage girl who's probably never had a guy look at her in a romantic light and she's probably never had a guy try to woo her so relentlessly so it makes sense that she'd get overwhelmed and somewhat snappy towards Donnie. It also doesn't help that she has to deal with a kidnapped dad, a rivalry that could possibly kill them all and hundreds of mutants running rampant through New York while also balancing school. Also to add on to this, when you're a teenager you're often times going to be confused by things like romance and other new feelings that you never experienced as as a child.

So yeah April doing the things she did honestly makes sense given that she's a teenager whose never had to do romance and she's already struggling with things like her personal life and growing up and all that fun stuff. It was literally just a ticking time bomb waiting for her to snap.

It also doesn't help that Donnie is persistent as all hell. As much as I adore Donnie in the 2012 series, his crush with April was extremely unhealthy. The way he approached April with his affections wasn't exactly ideal, given that there were times when Donnie could be downright overwhelming with his love for her. And the fact that she was one of the first people he'd ever connected with, the first teenage girl he'd ever connected with, it was no surprise that he grew attached to her. However Donnie's affections for April are downright unhealthy and sometimes can be scarily obsessive like what with him making several charts in his lab in just the action of confessing to her. He could also be overbearing with her trying to protect from everything which obviously made her mad because he wasn't taking her seriously in a way. Not to mention it would make her feel like she had no personal space and that's not good.

Basically Donnie's love for April is way too much. He's like ready to give his life for her and in a way give himself to her only and as a sixteen year old girl who hasn't had much experience in the area of romance it's just way too much way too soon. Poor girl doesn't even know if she likes him like that much less if she wants to be all ride or die with him.

All in all these two are teenagers and like all teenagers they're idiotic in the realm of romance and relationships and what with everything that goes on around them it's no surprise that their possible romance became toxic as hell.

Anyways that's what I noticed about them so yeah sgdgdgdggh.

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that-one-weeb-but-starwars · 3 years

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Im making one big post about this because I need to say it...

The recent support I've gotten on Tumblr due two three ask telling me I'm "racists" is crazy...

You've all stood by me when I really thought only one or two would. And honestly. I became very scared when those anons were made for the reasons that I thought I'd loose all the good people I've met on tumblr, that no one would be my friend anymore, and I know that sounds childish, but its the truth.

Now if your wondering what started this it was a smut post I made about Wolffe, a clone commander for the clone wars. I was doing a smut challenge with the reader very dominant and Wolffe very submissive. The reader was calling Wolffe a "dog" simply because his name is Wolffe, and it was only a pet name during there intercourse (you know I'd thought it be a good play on his name as a pet name and some people call there partner a pup or a dog during intercourse in a show of dominace), at the end theres a small scene where she takes care of him, helping him clean himself up and even helping him on the bed, she never calls Wolffe a "dog" after that, but instead calls him "Cyare" a popular mando name for lover/love/babe. You get the point, she never calls Wolffe a "dog" after sex. Its a strict sex thing she only uses to show dominace. It has NOTHING to do with color or the way Wolffe looks.

Now, Why the hell am I making a post about this? Again?

Well: I want to show these guys love:

And this is just some of the love I got for you guys. And honestly? You guys made me remember:

The fuck? You know what? I do love writing.

I love writing for you guys. If it could be my job it would.

And I love seeing your guy's crackhead comments you guys are like: "excuse me WHAT JUST HAPPENED-" Or those "my heart" comments.

I love seeing you guys reblog my stuff, the stuff I love writing for you all. And your right, I shouldnt let one or two crazy anons get to me.

So. After a black out tired type of sleep, and some time with good old fashion lovin farm Dog lulu.

I decided. FUCK ALL THEM HATERS.

Im doing what I want. WHAT I FEEL GOOD DOING

And that's writing for all of you and for myself

So lets thank these guys: @monako-jinn-stories @boopitybophades @leias-left-hair-bun @bad-batch-supremacy @reader3 @all them sweet anons

Who litterally seen me starting to tip into the gutter and went NAH DUDE GET THE ROPE and strapped me to a baby harnest that has a leash to litterally open up my eyes within a fucking night. To say I've got you and your okay you've done nothing wrong and explain to me. Some of you guys even said I could Vent to you and that was the sweetest thing I've ever got, others sent hearts and love.

And you guys were just so supportive.

Honestly. Im staying on Tumblr for you guys and want to start writing like immediately because honestly? I love you guys.

Ya'll are everything to me and I love you.

I love all of you.

And. At the end of the day? I still love the anons saying I was racists, because ya'll still read my story, so at the end of the day who really took the L? Haha I took the W at the end of the day

Anyways, Im very much glad to have such great people reading my stories (and holy shit I spilt all my tajin again rip).

Once again I love All of you. And would ride and die for all of you, so. If you need me I will always be at your back. No matter what.

Thank you all so much.

#an announcement #announcement #sweet anons #for all my mutuals #for all my readers #for all my followers

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rico-the-nicoo · 2 years

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spider; lysander // rico // armin (in which lysander kills a spider)

note; before you say anything, this is strictly platonic. this is not that kinda party people. it is, however a short crackheaded story that'll hopefully entertain you.

cw; spiders

"KILL IT!!"

"YOU'RE ASKING ME TO DO IT?!"

rico and armin we're currently cowering on top of school desks, screaming to the top of their lungs as a spider ran around across the floor. it was a relatively big spider, but it's long legs made it bigger than it appeared.

and both of them were deadly afraid of spiders.

rico looked over to armin like he crazy. "OF COURSE I AM. AIN'T GUYS S'POSED TO DO THAT TYPA SHIT?!"

armin looked back at rico the same way. "THAT'S SEXIST!!"

this spider seemed to be sadistic or something because every time they gained some measly courage to kill the spider, the spider moved, causing that same courage to dissolve into thin air.

that means they only had one option left. they had to escape.

rico took a deep breath in before she spoke. "ok ok look." she started. "i have a plan-"

"as if the last few worked."

"oh im sorry mr. let's-find-a-gun-and-shoot-it. i'd be happy to lock yo ass in here if that's what you want."

armin's face fell into a panic. "please don't do that! anything but that."

rico sighed again. "anyways… were gonna wait until the spider moves. after that, we make a break for it, alright?"

armin nodded in agreement, but when they looked back at the spider, after making the mistake of not paying attention to it for so long, it was gone. that threw rico for a loop. "where did it go?!" she panicked, her eyes looking around frantically. "does it matter?! now's our chance!!" armin grabbed her wrist, pulling her off the desk with him…

until they saw it.

the spider was standing in front of the door, menacingly.

they both let out a bloodcurdling scream. armin hid himself behind rico as she felt her go rigid. "WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" the guy let out, tear threatening to spill out of the both of their eyes.

that's when the classroom door opened and in walked lysander, accidentally stepping on the spider. it felt like the world had stopped for a moment as the realization of the spider being killed because of lysander set in.

the duo burst into happy tears as they ran up and hugged him, almost knocking him down. "lysander, my angel, you saved us!!" rico cried, hugging him tight. "saved you?" lysander looked down at them, a little lost. "lysander, you savior!" armin chimed in.

the two hugged him for a little bit longer before they let go. "now if you'll excuse me, i have a video game with my name on it." armin said. rico nodded. "yea im really cravin an iced coffee right now." and with that they left the room, leaving a very confused lysander behind.

#「blowing up my phone consider you blocked...」 posts #「they said rico you so nasty i said thank you very much...」 rico #「he on my hip like a tamagotchi...」 lysander #「down to your feet for your homies…」 armin #mcl #my candy love #mclhsl #my candy love high school life

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justafairytailofinnocence · 2 years

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Hey, could I get a male harry potter & DC match up?

I'm a 21 y/o straight cis female business student. Pronouns are she/her. Hogwarts house is gryffindor. INFJ & 5w4

Personality: I'm shy, sensitive, simple, oblivious & straightforward. I value communication & individuality a lot. My friends say I'm a funny and mysterious crackhead, which none of them expected because I look normal/nerdy. Got a bit of mommy issues too if that helps lmao. Socially eventhough I'm shy I can still start conversations and keep them going.

Hobbies: I love gaming (player vs player), reading, learning about different things, watching movies (mostly psychological ones or comedies) & writing in my diary c:

Love language: Quality time is the most important for me. Physical touch is something I reserve for people I'm close to like best friends.

My type: Funny, dorky, intelligent and kind. I take a very long time to develop romantic feelings so I'd need someone who I can be good platonic friends with at first.

Thanks for taking the time to read this! <3

Hello dear 💖 for the Harry Potter matchup I ship you with:

Fred Weasley 🎉

- he met you in Hogwarts when you were sorted into his house. Fred had no idea what it was but something about you took him in like infactuated.

- your personality is what helped him befriend you. He met you through ginny and you two had secret feelings for each other.

- when you two walk the corridors or Hogwarts he holds your hand. The boy acts really goofy as well.

- when Draco came by and started teasing you. He hexes Draco square in the face turning his fingers into toads. You laughed as the other two ran.

- your Molly's second daughter she treats you with so much caring and kindness she adores you. Whenever you come over she bakes things for you while inviting you over for Christmas like Harry. Arthur finds you fascinating especially asking "what's the function of a video game".

- you knew Fred since your First year but didn't really show any feelings for him aside from the 5th year.

- Fred proposed to you after the battle in this scanario he didn't die because you protected him. You got married after Hogwarts having a half blood child with his hair and your eyes.

For DC I ship you with:

Barry Allen a.k.a the flash⚡

- so you were assigned in the justice league after they recognised you having the power of fire. You can set yourself on fire and control it but when angry your whole body sets into a blaze you were nicknamed phenonix.

- you and the flash started dating after a mission. You knew him from those silly moments when finding out he had a crush on you.

- he took you out on a date before realising he wanted to keep it a secret since the others may tease him.

- you two took the time to know each other. He loved to hold hands with you and run with you while you flew in the air.

- your wedding was at a chapel. Your child had the power of fire and speed they become the next flash with his hair and your eyes.

Anyways that's all I have for now:

Ta Ta💫

#Harry Potter matchup #Harry Potter matchups open #dc matchup #dc matchups open

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ambivalent-anarchy · 4 years

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Star Wars 101 (Ch. 2) Episode IV - A New Hope

Masterlist

Gender: Female

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Wow, I didn't realize how much I'd written until I hit the tumblr limit. Hope you like it! Comment your thoughts!

Chapter Summary: Steve just wants to do his job, the avengers are the best wingmen, Scott doesn't like porn, and [y/n] thinks all nerds are freaky

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sci-fi boi: okay which cartoon rivalry was better?? Popeye the sailor man and Bluto or Tom and Jerry?

crackhead [y/n]: dude.

crackhead [y/n]: how is that even a question??? Obviously Tom and Jerry lol

sci-fi boi: explanation pls

crackhead [y/n]: popeye and bluto were always fighting over that girl olive and some other stupid crap but with my two furry buddies it was no talk pete no discussions just murder attempts ON SIGHT. Tell me they don't go harder than any other rivalry

sci-fi boi: haha truuuu

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"Are we boring you, Queens?"

Peter's head snapped up quickly, discreetly turning his phone off underneath the meeting table. "Um-huh? No no no, Mr. Rogers I'm listening. Sorry."

Steve shook his head and continued to speak as he pointed to the pictures on the screen at the end of the room. All of the Avengers of Earth were there, some half asleep, while the others either joked or listened intently.

In two short days, they were going to be taking back powerful tech that Martin Li(aka: Mr. Negative)'s "demons" had stolen from Stark Industries. A simple "get in and get out".

They'd known this plan for some days now, yet Steve insisted on calling meetings to go over it again and again.

Feeling a quick vibration go off in his hand, Peter instinctively looked back down at his phone to see a snapchat text notification from you.

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crackhead [y/n]: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible🐝...

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Peter shook his head slightly as he chuckled, a smile shamelessly creeping onto his face.

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sci-fi boi: did you really just quote the bee movie at me???😂😂

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"Hey spidey-boy, would you mind sharing to the class what's so hilarious?" Rhodey's voice rang out loud and clear from across the table.

Quick as lightning, Peter turned his phone off and buried it in between his thighs, realizing that he hadn't been as quiet as he'd thought. To his luck, everyone’s eyes were trained on him now.

“It's n-nothing!” Peter squeaked, his voice breaking embarassingly. He shoved his phone into his pocket in fear of someone snatching it from him.

Natasha rolled her eyes and smirked. "So what're you looking at down there?"

"I-i, uh, I was just um, w-watching a funny- very funny video actually-"

"C'mon guys!," Sam laughed, clapping his hands together. "Don't tease the kid. We all know what he was smiling at down there!"

At that, Peter practically choked. "WHAT?!"

Tony snickered. "Personally, I don't think two inches is something to be proud of, but alright."

Peter's eyes widen, nearly falling out of his skull by the looks of it. "I-it's not two inches a-and I wasn't looking at-!"

"Jesus christ, guys..." Bruce sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "He was obviously just doing something on his phone. Leave the poor guy alone."

Peter coughed as he saw Steve glare at him with that infamous 'Im Captain America and Im judging you' glare. Phones weren't allowed in the meeting room. Well, they weren't supposed to be. No one ever really followed that rule except Peter. But he'd already been so deep in his conversation with you that he just couldn't put his phone down. "No no, um, I wasn't.. I was just zoning out, y'know, and I just happened to be looking-"

"-at your phone?," Steve cut in to ask.

"-at your dick," Rhodey stated at the same time.

"-at porn," Tony said with an all-knowing smile, causing everyone at the table to turn towards either him or Peter, whose face was beet red with embarrassment.

"Peter please tell us you weren't watching porn," Scott begged, his jaw completely dropped. "I mean, no judgment but-"

"Full judgement, actually," Clint corrected, an extremely disturbed look on his face. "Seriously, what were you doing, kid? You gotta tell us now with all these assumptions being thrown around."

"Curious," Thor stated, leaning back in his chair. "What is porn?"

"Something that I definitely WAS NOT watching!," Peter responded as he practically slammed his face into the table and slapped his hands over his eyes. "Does it even matter what I was doing anyway?," he mumbled into the table.

Natasha raised an eyebrow, blowing the smoke off of her coffee. "People usually aren't this defensive when they're telling the truth, Peter."

Peter shrunk into his seat with a loud groan. Can I die. Can I please just die. Like why am I seriously even alive right now??? Some bad guy please just burst through the door and maim me please.

"F.R.I.D.A.Y. pull up Parker's phone," Tony commanded once the commotion in the room died down.

Peter quickly lifted his head. "Wait, what?!"

"Accessing Peter Parker's mobile device, sir," F.R.I.D.A.Y. responded. "Would you like for me to transfer the screen to the meeting board?"

Tony looked back with a laugh to see a frozen, slack-jawed Peter. He turned back around. "Yeah sure, F.R.I.D.A.Y., what the heck let's have fun."

"No wait- are you seriously hacking into my phone right now?!"

"Well why're you so tense, Parker?," Sam asked teasingly. "Thought you had nothing to hide?"

"I-i don't!," he stammered. "I-it's just..." he trailed off, looking for the right words to say. "..that's my private property," he said lamely while staring at the wall.

Tony stared back at him. "Well that's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard." He pointed towards the board. "Alright it's coming up."

Scott closed his eyes. "Oh God, please don't be porn.."

Peter rolled his eyes. Everyone else looked to the large board, fully expecting to see either porn or just some stupid game the boy had been playing.

But none of them expected him to be texting a girl.

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crackhead [y/n]: hey u still there?

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"Who's crackhead [Y/N]?," Natasha asked.

Scott turned to Rhodes who was sitting on the side of him. "Is that some trashy porn star?," he whispered.

"Why're you asking me like I know?"

"It's this girl from school.." Peter answered, blushing profusely.

"And you like her," Natasha noted, watching his body language intently.

The boy's eyes widened. "N-no I don't!"

"Why crackhead though?," Rhodey asked, crinkling his nose.

Peter shrugged. "That's what she wanted her name to be," here responded. "Thought it was funny."

Steve rolled his eyes. "Just like you thought 'sci-fi boi' was funny?" Shaking his head, he changed focused. "Guys, are we gonna get back to work or not?"

"Not," Tony answered as he scrolled up all the way to the beginning of the messages from early that morning. "So, you've been texting this girl today off and on since..." He checked the time. "Five in the morning?"

Clint chuckled. "Oh yeah, huge crush."

“No!” Peter protested, his voice an octave too high. Realizing that it isn’t working, he decided to try a different technique. Clearing his throat, he tried to sound and act as nonchalant as possible. “She’s just a friend from school.”

"She's first on your best friends list, even over that computer kid you practically live with. And you and her practically snap each other nonstop."

Peter scratched his nose. "W-well that's only cuz Ned doesn't like to text much."

Bruce took his glasses off and sighed, realizing there was no way this meeting was getting back on topic. "Look Pete," he said. "Friends don't do that. I've seen it all before. If you and this girl are talking on a daily basis all throughout the day starting at five in the morning?" He titled his head in a suggestive way, though Peter stared back at him blankly.

"What?," Peter asked.

"Oh my God, kid," Bruce sighed.

Tony held his head back and laughed. "It means either she likes you and your just too dense, you like her but won't admit it and she's just concerningly nice, or you both like each other and just won't make your moves!"

Sam, who hadn't lifted his eyes from the board the entire time, spoke up. "And judging by these texts, you already got her, it's just not official yet."

Tony kept scrolling. "You two went to winter formal together?"

"Yeah... but as friends," Peter said with a shrug.

Steve cleared his throat loudly, gaining the attention of everyone in the room at once. He looked at Peter who was doing everything here could not to look him in the eye. "Look, as much as I would love to talk about Peter's sad love life, we have a mission-"

"-that will still be there tomorrow, Cap," Bucky finished for him. "C'mon we've been going over this stuff for hours. Let us have this distraction."

Everyone looked to him, Tony feigning a puppy dog expression. Crossing his arms, he left the room. "Fine, but when someone gets hurt because they didn't know where they were supposed to go, don't blame me."

"...literally no one's ever blaming you, man," Sam said.

Suddenly, the screen lit up and F.R.I.D.A.Y. spoke. "Sir, Peter Parker has a new message."

Everyone looked to the board. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Scroll down, Mr. Stark. Scroll down!," Peter yelled frantically. "What's she saying?"

Natasha smirked. "And you're sure you don't like her, Peter?"

His face flushed. "Okay fine...I might have a tiny crush-"

"I'm sorry I can't hear you," Tony cut in. "Can you say that agai-"

"-I SAID YEAH I REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL!," Peter finally yelled with his eyes squeezed shut. He kept them closed for about twenty seconds afterwards, afraid of the judging faces he would see if he opened them.

He carefully opened his eyes to see all of the avengers (minus Cap) staring back at him with stupid smiles and smirks on their faces.

"Well, that's all I needed to hear," Tony said. He clapped his hands together. "Okay everybody, first order of business, checking the text. Sam, you're our reader."

"Got it."

"What?," Peter yelled, reaching for his phone. Tony dodged him and gave it to Sam. "Mr. Stark, I can text a girl on my own. I don't need help."

"Nat, you're our timer. Make sure none of the responses take longer than a minute. We don't want the girl to get bored and go on to something else."

"Check."

"Mr. Stark, c'mon-"

"Sam, you explain stuff to lightning head over here if he doesn't understand it. This could be learning moment for ole Shakespeare. Thor, you listen to Sam."

"Right."

"On it."

"Everyone else, you're with me. We gotta find the perfect thing to say to this girl. I've got a feeling this is probably the only chance he's gonna have to get a girl in a long time."

Rhodes, Scott, Clint, Bruce, and Wanda looked to each other and nodded.

"And Pete?"

Peter raised his head. "Yes sir?"

"You know this girl more than anybody here does, so you tell us if what we say is appropriate for her or not."

Peter rolled his eyes and nodded. After all, what's the worst that can happen?

Tony pointed to Sam. "Okay, read it."

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crackhead [y/n]: u going to flash's party on saturday??

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"She wants to know if the kid's going to some party Saturday."

Tony turned to the boy. "You're going," her demanded.

Flash was the most popular douchebag in school. Totally rich and totally rude and totally determined to use his every breath to spite Peter. "I wasn't even invited," Peter mumbled, shooting a glare towards Sam when he heard him laughing.

"Well get invited," Tony ordered. "A party is the perfect place to make a move. Send yes."

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sci-fi boi: yes

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"Mr. Stark, how am I supposed to get into this party? Flash hates me! And if I crash it and Flash sees me, he's gonna make sure everyone thinks I'm a loser!"

Tony rolled his eyes and sighed. "Peter we're trying to help you here. Figure that part out on your own."

Peter sighed, leaning forward in his chair. The last thing he wanted was another assignment, even if it wasn't actually an assignment. On the plus side, he'd get to see you, and maybe have some fun if he actually tried to enjoy himself.

~~~

crackhead [y/n]: cool so i guess ill go too

~~~

Rhodey chuckled while shaking his head. "Kid, if you don't ask this chick out the second you see her again, I'm gonna bodyslam you."

Peter frowned. "What do you mean?"

Bruce smiled. "Whether or not she went to the party was depending on if you were going," he pointed out.

"This girl used to be like that with me back in college," Scott said with a shrug. "Thought she liked me. Turned out she just had social anxiety..."

"Yeah you're really not helping this, bugman," Tony said.

"Wait, you guys think [Y/N] actually likes me back?," Peter asked, getting groans and laughs in return.

"Where have you been the last few minutes?," Natasha said.

"We've literally been saying that this entire time," Sam deadpanned.

Peter stared at his feet below the table. If the team was right, and you did actually like him back, then the movie marathon he was planning was the perfect excuse to hang out with you. "I-i think I might have a plan!," he rushed out, his head flying up. He pointed to Sam. "Ask her if she's free tonight!"

"Yes!," Thor yelled, his fists pumped into the air. "The spider child has grown his man balls!"

"Now that's what I'm talking about." Sam nodded approvingly as he texted.

~~~

sci-fi: r u free tonight??😉

~~~

"Wait hold on," Peter said, suddenly rushing towards the phone in a frantic manner. "Why is there a winking emoji?! I didn't say anything about a winking emoji!"

Sam raised an eyebrow. "I thought you were flirti-"

Peter groaned. "Delete it, man. Delete it before her bitmoji pops up!"

"Okay okay, dang kid," Sam chuckled, quickly deleting the text and replacing it with one without a winking emoji. "There. And ya girl didn't even see it."

"Hey guys," Scott said. "I know we're all freaking out and stuff. But honestly, I'm just glad he wasn't watching porn." He shrugged. "So no matter what happens with this girl, today's still an absolute win."

It went on like this for a solid thirty minutes.

~~~

crackhead [y/n]: yeah wassup

sci-fi boi: wanna come over and watch movies?

crackhead [y/n]: sure what're we watching

sci-fi boi: we can decide that when u get here. how about 4??

crackhead [y/n]: alright sure

~~~

"Okay, last thing," Tony said. "We need a sly compliment. Something not that special about her, but enough to show her that you're tuned in. Gets them every time, trust me."

Natasha rolled her eyes. "Wow, lady-killer."

Tony pointed towards her and shrugged. "She said it, not me."

Thor looked to Peter. "So, young spider. What have you observed about your darling love?"

Peter blushed, almost wanting to comment on the Thor's word choice but ultimately deciding not to. "Well, um, her eyes light up a lot when she gets excited and it's really dorky in a cute kind of way I guess," he mumbled, scratching his head.

"Alright I got it," Sam said, typing the words in. He lifted his shoulders into a shrug. "Who knows, kid? There be some hope for you."

~~~

sci-fi boi: btw how do you get ur eyes to sparkle so bright when u get happy about stuff? Just thinking about it lol its cute

~~~

Peter blew out a shaky breath as he looked back over the set-up he'd made in the living room.

He'd cleared out space to build a super huge homemade blanket fort and inside it at the end was his tv. Towards the middle were all of pillows he could find inside the house and at the other end were snacks. All around the inside were fairy lights because he knew you liked them, though personally he found them cliche.

He spent about an hour on the whole set and an additional thirty minutes stressing over and making sure everything was safe (with all three fairy lights and tv cords). The last thing he needed was for the both of you to catch on fire while watching the movie.

The two of you were going to be watching Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (or as normal 'not-nerds' like to call it, "the first one"). Of course, he hadn't told the team that. If they'd known what movie he'd planned on showing her, high chances are they wouldn't have even let him out of Avengers tower. But if Peter was gonna be forced to hang out with someone (not that he was really complaining), he would at least pick the film.

Finally checking all the boxes in his head for the night, Peter went to go check the DVD before he heard your knock at the door.

"Coming!," he yelled, quickly chucking the disc into the DVD player. He ran to the door and opened it with an awkward smile. "Uh, hey [Y/N]."

"Hey," you said back, already sort of blushing. "How's it going?"

Peter stared. Are your eyebrows done or are they just naturally that nice? He found his voice after abruptly noticing that he was staring. "Uh-well. It's been going great! How's it going for y-you also as well?" He frowned. "I-i mean, what's been going on with your life lately? No, that's dumb. I meant-"

"Peter, Peter! Calm down, dude," you giggled. "I've been fine."

"Oh," he chuckled. "That's good... d-do you wanna come in?"

"Question. What're we watching, Peter?," you asked, a smile playing on your face. Considering what you remembered from the last time you were at his house, and the fort you could get a peek of from the doorframe, you figured it was special for the nerdy boy. Plus his shirt had Yoda on it.

Freakin' Star Wars.

Immediately, a wide grin spread across his face. "Remember what you promised me we'd watch?"

You rolled your eyes, stepping past him into his living room. "Yeah yeah, whatever. Time to get nerdy I guess."

"Come on, you'll love it,"Peter said, quickly closing the door behind them and then briskly running towards the fort to hold up the side blankets for you. "So, snacks and drinks are beside us. We'll chill on these blankets here. And...um, yeah. That's about it." After stepping outside for a bit to go turn off the lights(for the full "movie theater" experience), Peter laid down on his belly, reaching for the DVD player to press play.

You watched as he fumbled with the wires, making sure the DVD player was plugged in before turning it on. Has your jawline always been that sharp?

You couldn't quite place it, but his texts from before seemed.. weird. But not a bad weird at all. A good, intriguing weird.

And that compliment was pretty nice, but odd for Peter. Sure, he complimented you often, but it just felt different this time. Usually it'd be something like, "new dress?" or "nice shoes". But never "you're eyes sparkle when you get excited." Heck, you didn't even know that about you. Was he paying attention? Did that mean he-

You remember how he acted about Liz Allen and Michelle Jones. Always staring. Never able to even say a full sentence in front of them without stuttering up a storm.

But he was so comfortable about you for the most part. You were just a friend.

"Okay got it," Peter said, laughing excitedly as the screen in front of him lit up. He scooted back to where you were sat. "Prepare to have your mind blown."

The Fort quickly became dark as the Lucasfilm logo shined on the screen.

"I seriously dou-"

"Shhh!," he cut you off. "Wait for it..."

You gave him a look but joined him in his silence to see what he was waiting for.

BUMMMMM buh buh bummmm

Practically jumping on top of him, you flinched at the loud and sudden music. "Crap dude! Turn it down!"

Peter shook his head, reaching for a soda. "You have to get the full effect, [Y/N]!," he laughed. "Just embrace it." He began to sing with the music and mime crazy gestures as if he were directing an orchestra.

Duh duh duh DUH DUHHHHHHHH

Halfway through he stopped and recited the opening crawl, his eyes glued to the screen with a sort of focus that made you sure that not only was this not foreign to him, he probably did this every other week.

"It is a period of civil war," he mumbled, throwing some popcorn into his mouth. "Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic- [Y/N] you have to watch the words, I swear it'll make the whole experience better." It went on for a little while longer until he paused the movie and looked over at you, cowering a bit. "D-do I have something on my face?"

"Huh? Nah you're good," you said, realizing he'd noticed you staring. "It's just-" you remembered his text from earlier. "-you got really excited... It-um..it was cute."

Because of the darkness(the only lighting being from the tv), you couldn't see if Peter blushed or not, but you could clearly see the stupid grin plastered on his face that he was trying to hide from you with his hand. Repeatedly licking his lips as a desperate attempt to stop smiling as he pressed play on the remote control. "A-ah, um, thanks [Y/N]."

The opening crawl was over and soon the movie actually began, showing a huge spaceship.

"That's the imperial star destroyer," Peter whispered, never taking his eyes off the screen. "They belong to the empire." He saw your blank expression, wide eyes as he realized that meant nothing to you. "Uh, the bad guys."

You squinted your eyes at the screen, silently judging the graphics of the energy blasts- space bullets?- or whatever they were supposed to be. "Pete, when was this movie made?"

"1977."

"Oh okay," you said, deciding to give it some leeway for the trash designs.

You scooted a little closer to your friend, figuring you'd get a little bit more comfortable.

Oh how he wished you hadn't done that.

Nothing like actual, physical contact with a girl that you like and you think she might like you back to actually manage to distract you from one of your favorite movies ever.

He froze, not wanting to pull away and offend you, but definitely not wanting to stay because just being this close to you was making his mind run wild.

Does she actually like me back? What if Mr. Stark and the team only said that to get me to make a fool of myself? She's too comfortable with me. She just sees me as a friend. Or maybe she likes me and she's just really chill about it? Ooh my gosh and she's leaning on me right now. What am I 'sposed to do?? I don't know I don't know I don't know!!!!!!!!!

Deciding for a quick compromise, he got up completely to reach for another soda, though his sprite was still half finished. When he sat back down, he wasn't as close. Hopefully, you'd just see it as natural human behaviour and not him wanting to be away from you.

Course you would see it that way, wouldn't you?

"Oh my gosh I recognize someone! That's R2D2, right?!" You pointed wildly, glad to not be completely clueless for once with this nerd crap.

"Yeah that's R2," Peter responded, letting out a secret sigh of relief, thankful for the distraction.

"A-and that's that gold dude!"

"Yeah, C-3PO."

"And oh crap that's Princess Leia!," you shouted. "Fucking feminist icon!"

Peter tilted his head. "Wait, how would you know that if you've never watched this?"

You laughed. "I still have access to the internet, doofus! Scroll down the nerdy feminist side of tumblr and Leia is literally everywhere."

Peter chuckled as he finally finished his sprite. "Okay. Valid."

Since that, you stopped talking for a bit. Part of you actually did figure that since you're here, you might as well actually try to enjoy the movie and maybe find out what the fans actually see in it that makes them like it so much. The other part just really didn't want to annoy Peter while he was watching his favorite movie series.

But sometimes you just have to say something.

"Hold up, wait. Isn't that his sister? Oh my God, Pete I swear somebody told me before that Leia was Luke's twin!"

Peter shrugged while nodding. "Well, that's a bit of a spoiler, but yeah. What about it?"

"Oh my gosh, Pete- what about it?! Dude, he's literally making 'fuck me' eyes at his own sister! He's all like, 'ooh you're so sexy I'm gonna bone you all over the galaxy'. That's freaky!"

You grabbed the remote and began to rewind it.

"C'mon now [Y/N]," he explained. "He didn't call her sexy. He said she was beautiful. Sexy is wayyy different from beautiful. You can think your family members are beautiful can't you?"

You paused it once you got to where you wanted.

"Okay Parker, look at that. Look at that and tell me Lukes's not totally undressing her with his eyes!" You pointed at Peter's face with a goofy smile on yours. "Oh wow, I've finally figured you people out now."

Peter's head cocked to the side. "Figured out what?"

"Star Wars nerds are a bunch of horny kids that like that step-sibling porn stuff but can't watch that in front of their parents so they have to use an alternative!"

Peter fell on his back with laughter, practically rolling around like a pig. "[Y/N], what?!"

You gave him an incredulous look. "Who else likes to see two siblings bang each other, Peter?!"

At that he pointed back at you while picking up his other soda. "To be fair, they never do that with each other. They only kiss, like twice and that's it. And one of them is only to make Han Solo mad."

"Oh yeah, I forgot about the Han Solo guy. Where is he anyway?"

Peter smiled. "Well, we're only twenty mintues in. He'll come soon."

To tell the truth, Peter really didn't even know what part you were at. His eyes were watching the screen but nothing was being comprehended. The only thing he could manage to think about was all the tiny things that were going on over on your side of the fort. Did you notice him staring? Was Tony right and you were just concerningly nice?

"I love how everybody at this bar is so chill south everything that's happening. It's like oh wow this guy just shot this green dude at table 8 and nope we totally don't care," you joked, pulling Peter out of his trance. He reminded himself that he should probably try to pay more attention. He didn't want to ruin the movie for you in case you had any questions.

But eventually, like all things do, the movie came to an end.

"So, how'd you like it?," Peter said while neither one of you made a move to leave the dark fort. You were laid out in practically a starfish-type position while he was sitting Indian-style.

You smirked. "I'll admit, it was pretty nice for a movie made in 1977. Still a bit lame though," you teased, pinching your fingers together with a giggle. Suddenly, you gasped. "Ooh, Vader was pretty lit though! Just straight force-choking people who disagree with you is such a power move."

Peter rolled his eyes and scoffed lightly. "Typical..."

"Excuse me?"

He bit back a quick smile. "Look, I'm not saying that Darth Vader isn't awesome. Because he is! Totally and completely but [Y/N], you do realize that in literally every movie we watch you like the villains?," he said, raising an eyebrow.

"Because the villains are awesome!," you defended.

"Just saying. I'm sensing a bit of a pattern...," he teased.

You scoffed. "This coming from the guy who actually feels bad about some the people crashing into things when we're watching Ridiculousness," you said, reminding in how Peter was forever the relentless sap. "Well, while you're so busy judging me, whose your favorite character?"

At that, he gave a small sincere smile. "Ben. He's really cool."

"Ben Kenobi? The old guy that literally let himself die? But why?"

He shrugged, the small grin still present on his face. "Eh, sentimental reasons..."

He watched you return his sweet smile and it was then and there when Peter really felt content with the night. Though, you hadn't even known the weight his words carried, he did. Ned was the only other person who knew about it. But Peter knew right then and there that if you had asked, he'd tell you. And he knew you'd understand. Maybe you were just nice. Or maybe you did like him back. But in that moment, Peter didn't care. He just wanted to be here with you. Lost in the warm smell of popcorn and your vanilla perfume, watching a Star Wars movie with Uncle Ben surely smiling down from Heaven. And it gave Peter hope that maybe, just maybe, this was a step in the right direction.

2 hours (and five minutes) down. 22 hours (and forty seven mintues) to go...

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I'd like to request a jjba matchup please! Any character from any part is fine. I'm a straight gal. :) I'm glad my last comment about your headcanons made you happy.

At first I'm shy and introverted and it takes a while for me to open up. I feel like my resting b*tch face scares people away sometimes, haha. After a few months, I finally show my true colors: goofy, very weird, tomboy and down-to-earth. If my friends had to describe me, they'd say I'm the goofy idiot of the group. I like laughing and making other people laugh. Hell, I even make corny dad jokes. I'm a very honest person, also super sarcastic and overprotective. I have a sailor's mouth lol. At times when I'm upset, I don't know when to shut up and I say hurtful things. I overthink things a lot and it really slows me down to the point where I get depressed and I completely shut down. I hold a strong passion for art and music because they're the only things that get me by. People tell me a lot that I'm a pretty girl, so my confidence is on point. However, on rare occasions I find myself wishing if I could just get rid of my naturally chubby cheeks. I'm 5'6', leo (INFP-T) and I get along with most people. I get along with a lot of geminis, aquarius, libras, aries and tauruses. When something isn't right between me and another person, I want to talk things out and understand their side. I'm a good person to come to when people need to get some weight off their chest and I'm especially generous to friends and people I love. I often come up with the dumbest questions/scenarios to talk about when I'm bored. I like the idea of going around and pulling harmless pranks on people. I've never had a boyfriend before, but if I did have one I'd be very affectionate and clingy. I'd cause play fights and give him stupid nicknames. He's the only one I'd ever show my soft and girly side to.

thank you!

Hi, this is my first time doing matchups, so I’m sorry if this doesn’t fit, but here’s what I think. JJBA has a lot of characters, but I’ll narrow it down from parts 1-5 because I haven’t fully read the manga yet.

I have some character headcanons for this, and I’ll rank it by compatibility:

1. Joseph Joestar (Part 2)

At first you two would bicker and quarrel a lot. He’d note your shyness and how quiet you are, practically taunting you to say something, even if it is out of annoyance towards him.

He’d do some goofy stuff, pulling pranks on people, but you caught him while he was on his hideout. With a displeased look on your face, you pursed your lips. He tried explaining his elaborate prank on Caesar.

At first, you were trying so hard to keep a stern look on him, so that he’d stop goofing around. You didn’t dare to show him your ‘crackhead’ side yet, you two just weren’t close enough for you to do that.

But his weirdly appealing ridiculousness soon got the best of you, and you couldn’t help but laugh at him.

He was surprised by your laugh. “Oh my god!”

It was a long and slow progress, but you were finally ready to show how amused you were, at first by witnessing his pranks, soon followed by you giving ideas and suggestions. Before you knew it, you started helping him set them up, taunt Caesar, and hide with Joseph near the trap, spying on the unknowing Caesar.

Caesar seems really irritated at you two, trying hard to not let his guard now whenever either of you are around. If he catches you two together, a funny, ironic confrontation happens, because it’s two against one.

One of the most memorable moments of you and him is when he made you try ink spaghetti.

He seems like he doesn’t care about little things, but he gave you a silent compliment when he accidentally encountered you singing and playing music.

You have a competition on who’d make the worst (and by worst I mean best, corniest) jokes. Caesar hates it when you hold one of those competitions around him, he’d just get up and leave the room.

He might unintentionally tease you about your cheeks (sorry! chubby cheeks are cute, don’t feel bad!) but when he sees that it bothers you, he’ll try so hard to lift your spirits up again.

“Hey, (y/n)! I didn’t mean it like that, I’m sorry! Your cheeks are cute, if they were asses I’d slap them.”

He’d pinch your cheeks to make you stop sulking.

“Your cheeks are fine, now cheer up.”

The relationship between you and Joseph could be entire platonic, one-sided, or romantic, though I’d advise you to stay friends. You two make a great duo, but Joseph is emotionally shallow, he doesn’t show much affection, at least not until you die a tragic death, crushed by a stone, leaving him behind. Only then will he show how valuable you were as a person to him.

If he’s into you, he makes a lot of sexual innuendos. The Barney-Robin type of chemistry from ‘How I Met Your Mother’.

He doesn’t like cuddling.

But he likes play fights and weird nicknames.

2. Josuke Higashikata

Josuke would be the best friend type of boyfriend. The one you can talk to, play games, but also share sentimental moments with.

It might be a little awkward at first between you and him, but once the ice cracks, the conversation doesn’t tire out.

Congratulations, you unlocked an achievement: Josuke’s bed head.

Do not tease him about his hair, unless you need a quick, free way off the planet.

He enjoys seeing you do your hobbies. He might sing with you.

If you were upset, he’d be shocked a little bit, but tries his best to be understanding and to comfort you. He’d let you lay your head on his lap or ask if you wanted any food.

He won’t force you to talk, if you don’t answer his “What’s wrong, baby?”, he’ll just rub your shoulder and stay next to you, an ear ready for consolidation. But he’ll leave you alone if you ask him to.

Fights do happen, but you usually talk it out after a couple days.

He rolls his eyes when you say one of your corny dad jokes.

But he likes the harmless pranks.

Playing video games together, with you wearing his hoodie/clothes.

He’s not afraid to show some vulnerability, though at first he might try to stop the tears during a sad movie.

During horror movies, he’ll show little to no reaction. Not out of toxic masculinity, but he just needs a little more to actually get him scared.

He’s really glad to show you his nephew. He thinks the age difference is cool.

3. Jonathan Joestar

You and Jonathan would make a good couple.

He would be understanding and would compliment on how beautiful you are.

Loves to see you draw, paint, or hear you sing. He doesn’t join in on it, though, he’s a little shy.

Would never make you cry. If he did, he’d never forgive himself for being so ungentlemanly. Let him repent his sins for a while.

5′6″ is by no means short but Jonathan is BUILT. He’d pick you up, bridal style, and carry you around.

Doesn’t mind cuddling.

Doesn’t like your dad jokes. He doesn’t hate it, but he could live without it.

Other headcanons with random characters:

Art rivalry with Kakyoin. You don’t even get to talk to Rohan, he hates you if you were around Josuke.

Polnareff would definitely flirt with you.

Doing weird, random, goofy shit with Mista and Narancia.

Abbacchio either hates your dad jokes or joins you in making them. His retorts are horribly unfunny.

And that concludes my assessment of these characters. Thank you for reading.

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