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firelise · 17 days
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Denzel Washington being an absolute whore in MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (1993)
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ovaryacted · 4 months
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Guys…oh my god???? He looks so good I’m crying in two places rn…
I’ve been thinking about this picture for 3 days.
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cinamun · 6 months
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I had to send an ask because the comment(s) would’ve been too long *cracks knuckles*
I’m apart of the late crew today…but first things first, Life swings us all by our ponytails. This is not the big comfy couch. IRL & pixelated life can get it. ..BUT I’ve been peeping how JayJay moves and let’s take it back a bit when Hope was in her “I wanna fuck Kenji” stage…Do you see how that man handled that situation!? 😩 Like, he literally opened up the conversation (if my memory serves me correctly) then reassured our girl as he conversed/reassured her WHILE HE WAS IN HER GUTS. Slow strokes. Reassuring voice. Baby girl shed a tear. That hit MY soul. (Nonny, i get it if you don’t understand grown folks business…and THAT moment right there was DEFINITELY grown folks business OKAY! Sheeeesh) But, I personally don’t feel someone like/that can do THAT will risk it all for a student that so happens to know tHe CoLtRaNe CyClE. I said before, I know things be falling apart a helluva lot but I want us to be released from the shackles of not being able to trust someone that has pure intentions & a good heart because we’re used to seeing/experiencing the fuck shit. Shit, not to bring up our fallen homie El *pours one out for him* but see how Jay tackled THAT situation!? He’s not playing about our baby girl Hope Diamond.
he’s one of the good ones. You see the bullshit his mama puts herself in and he most definitely sees that too. Jay wants a happy home & a happy life. He’s had enough trauma & he’s not trying to invite that bullshit into his life. We gotta give him credit for that. That’s grown man shit right there. He had an active/loving father. He grew up in a loving household until his father passed. It’s all he talks about…the reason the man loves Coltrane is because of his father. He remembers that love his mom and dad shared. So when he’s staring at the back of Ubrite girls head at those keys, that man is zoning out to the sounds of Coltrane. And I’m pretty sure when he gets home he will run home like a lil school girl and tell his wife that he has a student that has talent & knows her Coltrane. He’s a professor, it’s his job to invest in his students.
There’s definitely piss in the pool when it comes to men but there are trustworthy men out here. Jay is one of those men. Not a gas light or manipulation in sight, Jay loves his wife and family. He is literally the happiest man…misery cheats. Also…also I feel that if it crossed his mind that’s a conversation that he would have with his wife, Jay communicates. He’s not impulsive. That man is a damn good man/husband.
So I’ve said all that to say, what makes you think that they aren’t living and experiencing their happily ever after right now and that he is doing his job to make sure he invests in his students because he wants them to succeed. Home girl popped up and turned in one late paper & all of a sudden black women can’t have nice things. LIKE!? I’m confusion. 😩 But also, every single good show leaves on a “cliff hanger” just to get the mind going. That’s good writing. That makes you want to come back to see what’s gonna happen and it always doesn’t have to be the extreme. Life is about navigating those situations…and that translates to this story *chefs kiss-ly*
Listeeennnnn, Imma ride for JayJay. Literally put on my ski mask and drive the black bus for anyone else who wants to hop on because I don’t play about that one. He’s proven thus far that he’s one of the good ones & I don’t believe his flesh or his mind is weak. THATS A DAMN GOOD MAN SAVANNAH!
but also My eyes perked up when I read “Would you like your plate to go” 👀? Because yes, I would like one also 😂…Girl (you know I’m not the anon because I say it with my full chest, always)…but lemme get a wing plate and TWO ghetosas to go! It’s been a loooong week. 😂😂😂
Y'ALL COME READ THIS RIGHT DAMN NOW!!
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That's all I got, I'm fucking speechless!! This is so important and I.....
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blueiight · 1 year
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i love you so much. please continue with the good work of feminising louis and calling him breedable. i didn't know a part of the fandom hated it and now that i do any chance i get i will not stop talking about it.
i cannot stop giggling at this because it's right there in the show louis being all these things.
and thank you for mentioning thr body proportions. i think the height is what is getting people. the way their bodies are built you can even tell they got different briefs about what the show needed them to look like physically
lestat has naturally broad shoulders and louis has narrower shoulders.
lestat built a lean body with little body fat and a flat as concrete torso (sam didn't drink beer for a year) and muscle definition
louis has a slim body but his torso is soft with little muscle definition (jacob got into running)
lestat has longer and slimer legs from the hip down while louis is shorter from the hip down and thicker
and then carol dressed them to accentuate this so louis looks smaller than lestat
hey anon love ya<3 ima be honest idk much of what or who hates what & idc but itd be funny if this backlash against the feminization of ldpdl came from og vc fans cuz lewis also wanted to be wifed n plays roles more typical of female charas in parts of the source material lol.. not to mention rice also wanted cher to play lou n she initially saw louis as her id b4 pivoting to les. i can sympathize w a fanbase of predom. women/ppl aligned w certain experiences being disillusioned w talks about pregnancy/sum1 being ~breedable~& that not being their prerogatives in fictional content but they should understand louis the chara wants to be wifed up lol #takeitupwannerolinnem #notme #beingdesiredbylestatwastheoverturetothatsideofhisnature. a black male chara on ldpdl caliber esp in media w a predom. nb cast [so far] is v subversive to a lot of the one note stereotypes associated w bm in fiction.. a hypocrite of a pimp turned into a hypocrite of a vampire housewife. but i digress lol.
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ur right & i think👆🏾these pics do a good job of showing the specifics of the build each actor put on to play their respective charas.. thats so funny jacob said he got into running bc i always joked about how amc louis had the body of a trackstar lol yk how trackstars rly lean all around narrow willowy torsos n shoulders then bam just ass n leg definition out of nowhere. #vindication sam not drinking for a year str8 hes so much stronger than me💔 yea les is lean with definition more around his upper body chest shoulders arms shorter narrow torso both of them r lean just a matter of different proportions. & i think the costuming is genius. early louis rly favored flamboyance & swag in the sense of a black man in his era and les after lou took him to rubensteins [ik the store didnt open until 1924 but shh] n dressed him in tune for the century [what the hell was amc les up to for a hundred years to come in town dressed for his era?] lou rly brought out les finer qualities in the wardrobe just as lou wardrobe brought out his own then as the relationship becomes more #toxic u get costuming that reflects those roles. personally rly love prime mack daddy lou giving savannah james seeing lebron break the scoring record [but ur the lebron of the streets] and brown suit gold tie halo of blond hair lucifer wanting to draw u out of hypocrisy of maintaining humanity as a vampire les in ep2 & mobwife who snitched on her hubby lou and piano recital looking ass les from ep7
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what do you think the choirs’ parents/families/etc reactions would be if the choir open up about what happened to them in purgatory/whatever happened to them after they die, specifically about karnak since he’s like. human now
great ask!! heres what i think, character by character
Noel: his mom, i headcanon, is really sweet and is lowkey a defacto mom for his friend group since they dont all have great parents. she would be the most understanding and would actually believe him, maybe not right away but noel isnt a liar. hes very honest, and she knows that. she sees how upset he is and does her best to reassure him when she can. shes been anxious around karnak before this but isnt one to judge ppl based on preconceived notions. when noel tells her abt what karnak used to be, shes not surprised, instead is like "that explains so much." she and karnak become good friends over time bc of their shared parental instincts regarding the choir
Ocean: her parents literally do not care when she opens up to them. they either think she had a bad trip (something theyre not mad about given their backgrounds) or made the story up to try to get their attention. they play it off like a joke which obviously greatly upsets ocean bc it makes her wonder if they'd even mourn her if she died. they know of karnak bc hes usually picking ocean up for "playdates" with savannah, but they dont really like him, and vice versa. he treats oceans parents coldly, as he should. they suck.
Mischa: he would not willingly go up to his adopted parents and tell them what happened. i could see him coming home drunk one night, them confronting him, and him going on a tangent about how they wouldnt miss him when hes dead. they tell him thats ridiculous, so he spills about the cyclone accident. like, spills everything. theyre too shocked to respond, so he just goes to bed and forgets everything by morning. they arent sure if they believe him or not, but the whole idea of it terrifies them. and the way karnak catches them side glancing him in a way they hadnt before on the rare occasion where they interact, he wonders what mischa has said to them about him
Ricky: he was probably the first to tell his parents as they are the only people who actually listens to him. they think its another one of his creative stories, but hes extra adamant about this. hes never told such a sad story before, so theyre half inclined to believe him but wonder if he had a bad nightmare or something. they feel its better not to broach the subject unless he brings it up first, and they comfort him whenever he seems extra down or anxious. and no, they dont believe karnak was a robot. they assume the man is just autistic, something they know a lot about
Constance: it takes her a long time to open up about it, but she eventually does spill everything to her parents. not just about dying but also about how crappy shes been feeling. they encourage her to seek therapy, which really helps. they become closer after. they think what she said about dying was more metaphorical, even though its oddly specific. theyre the only parents besides maybe noels mom who approaches karnak about all of this, and he admits to pieces of it. he tells them whether they accept it as real or not, constance needs them to support her in the belief of its realness, so they do.
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yourdeepestfathoms · 2 years
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ok in light of all the angst i come bearing my happy headcanons
- ocean aroace lesbian
- constance is pan
- also i think ocean and constance are in a qpr bc it makes sense in my head
- mischa is bi and also i feel like hes the type thats like. do you know nandor from what we do in the shadows, where he just assumes everyone is bi ? its like that
- noel is either a gay man or some form of nonbinary and mlnonb/nonblm
- ricky (aka savannah my beloved) is genderfluid or genderqueer (or omnigender) in my head and she uses all pronouns (and i rly do mean all) and also theyre nonblw/wlnonb
- jane/penny they/she truther and theyre either lesbian or bi with heavy female preference
- im not a nischa shipper but i do believe they r besties
- also ricky and penny either qpr or dating
- good times
nice headcanons!
i disagree on Ocean and Constance being in a qpr just because i prefer them being like sisters, but go buck wild with what you want, friend!
oh, also! Penny’s not a lesbian! like fully confirmed, she’s not a lesbian. it says so in Legoland (because she gets bullied for allegedly being one)
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vicontheinternet · 4 months
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Sterling k. Brown….thats a good man Savannah
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stormbreaker101 · 3 years
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anyway uhhh i have made stitches for savannah. remember her?
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she’s posing with her teachers
I just have her dual school stitch to work on
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hoe-for-hotch · 3 years
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Lust at first sight- Hotch x Reader (18+)
Description- Reader (fem) attends Derek Morgan's wedding as a friend of the bride and a certain groomsman catches his eye. It seems that the feeling is mutual when she feels his eyes on her all night. Reader is in her 20s and Hotch in his 40s here, and this is post divorce, pre-Foyet.
Whole story warnings- Smut, daddy kink, choking, degradation, age gap
This chapter warnings- the feeling of being watched
*** indicates smut is about to occur
September 27th was a crisp fall day, perfect for the wedding you had attended with your family that day. It was the wedding of your long-time family friend, Savannah, and her fiancé Derek Morgan. The most you knew about Derek (from a google search) was that he was in the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit, where he hunted serial killers.
What you did not realize that the entirety of the unit's male population would be standing at Morgan's side at the altar, which you did not mind. They were a very attractive group of people but one of them caught your eye in particular. Standing behind the man you recognized as Dr. Spencer Reid was a tall, brooding man that you recognized as the unit chief of the BAU, Aaron Hotchner. There was an aura of power and dominance that radiated from him that was intoxicating and made you want more. As the ceremony proceeds, your attention flickered between the beauty that was the ceremony and Agent Hotchner.
You knew you shouldn't be attracted to Aaron, seeing that he is old enough to be your father, but you couldn't help it. There was just something about him that made you throw any rationale out the window. Maybe it was his brooding demeanor, or the way he looked in that suit, or the way his hands moved, you didn't know but you knew that it was something. But it didn't matter because, again, he is probably 20 years older than you and is interested in women his age- and that's assuming he isn't married. Though looking at his left hand, it doesn't seem like he is. You scanned his face, eyes lingering for a moment on his lips. You went to look at his dark eyes and they stared back at you. “shit” you breathed to yourself as you tear your eyes away from him feeling embarrassment washed over you. You were staring at him for way longer than is appropriate to stare a man you don’t even know.
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At the reception, your memory was confirmed as the DJ announced the bridesmaids and groomsmen that walked in together. As the wedding party got settled, you saw that you had a direct line of vision to the head table with the entire wedding party. You eyed up Aaron Hotchner for a moment too long, because apparently you hadn’t learned your lesson, as he met your eyes and gave you a little wink that sent a flutter to your naval.
All of the speeches were given and tears were shed, as well as joyous laughs were had at the loved ones shared heartfelt words and stories. The dinner was absolutely delicious and you enjoyed it with a few glasses of wine that made the tears and laughs flow a little easier.
As the bride and groom moved to the cake, you felt eyes on you but you were in a room full of people, so you didn't think much of it.
You didn't think much of it until, 30 minutes later, you still feel watched. So you look around at the people around you and see many joyous faces of wedding guests but none that are looking at you. Thats because the source of the staring was sitting at the head table next to Dr. Reid. His eyes were raking your body before he met your eyes, to which you gave him a wink.
After the first dance and the mother-son dance and father-daughter dance, all guests are invited up to dance. You go up with your younger brother and have a good time dancing to the music. The DJ puts on a slow song and your brother gets swept away by one of Derek's sisters and so you were about to sit down when you were approached by the same man you've been making eyes at all night.
"Care to dance?" He asked as he held his hand out to you.
"It would be my pleasure." You responded as you took his hand.
You placed your hands on his shoulders and he placed his hands directly on your waist. Damn, he's bold.
"I'm Aaron, but all of my friends call me Hotch, and you would be?" His voice was so deep you could feel it in your chest
"Y/N, Savannah and I have been friends for as long as I can remember."
"Well, Y/N, you look absolutely beautiful tonight." He grumbles in your ear as he pulled you closer.
It took everything in you to not let out the moan that was rising in your throat at this comment. But he could sense the effect it had on you when all you could muster as a response was "Th-thank you, you look really nice as well, sir."
Your bodies were flush against each other and you wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him closer. As the song ended, the feeling did not. After getting a little more comfortable with each other, you found yourself dancing with him in a way your mother probably wouldn't have approved of. You danced together and got to know more about each other for the rest of the night and after the last song you looked at him as if to say "what now?"
He responded by handing you a key card for the hotel next door and said "Up to you." You watched as he sauntered away looking just as fine as he did at Morgan’s side.
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hey guys! This is my first fic on this account! You can absolutely send me requests on where you want this story to go.
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I have a feeling Bertrands going to surprise us all in the end...I'm thinking he's not actually on big barties side, he's putting on a show until he actually has something on him to be able to stop him, Bertrands our inside man! Lets be honest, i don't think savannahs going to stand by and watch Bertrand back big bartie up when he's trying to take the princess away from her parents. I just can't see it!
Well I hope thats what's going to happen anyway...Bertrand was a good guy once 😂
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thewistlingbadger · 3 years
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Omg don’t even get me started on how the cm writer screwed over the majority of the female characters 😓
Yeah! They made it weird by always trying to pair them up with guys. Giving a girl a guy doesn't make them a better or more enjoyable character! I would even go to argue that it becomes saddening when the guy that there with is a good character/person. What was Todd's character other than her being with Derek? What is JJ's character other than her being a mother? Same thing with Blake. At least with Callahan it was kind of different because it was her niece AND she was a badass the whole time. Personally I don't/can't find Maeve or savannah enjoyable bc not only did they come out of nowhere but they had nothing.
Think about the way that they approached Penelope and Kevin. Those two met prior to a romantic relationship. They were set up as equals. That's why their romance wasn't that bad in my opinion. (I'm not really sure why the fandom hates Kevin Lynch. The one weird thing he did was the proposal but that's kinda a guy thing? He could have literally just waited two more years to ask the same question she probably said yes. This is why it's important to talk about this stuff and set boundaries if you're in a relationship lmao) Maeve and Savannah? LITERALLY CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD. WE WEREN'T EVEN AWARE OF THEIR EXISTENCE UNTIL THEY WERE ALREADY DATING.
It's literally impossible to get behind them because we don't know anything about them. How am I supposed to believe that these men are in love with these women when they don't even know them? Who is savannah beside a nurse and a pretty face? Same thing with Lisa! One of the more weirder things about the show. As soon as Derek left the show we saw Emily wake up next to a bald black man. And who does she end up with at the end of the show? Another bald black man! Luke, who role wise is supposed to be Derek's replacement (buff attractive himbo etc) gets a girlfriend who was a nurse, JUST like Derek's wife who is just introduced to us! What happened at the studio that thats what happened??? Were they being lazy? did they have no inspiration? Is it supposed to mean something? I was talking to my cousin about this and she raised the question if they thought that dating a black man was equivalent to being a lesbian (bc Emily originally was a lesbian). And that is a WHOLE lot to unpack.
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buckleyydiaz · 3 years
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I have a drabble request if thats okay? If not feel free to ignore this Number 8 (I think?) Of the angst prompts: “Its (her/him/them), isn’t it?” with Moried. Whatever you think would be good, just please no Jeid 😭 anyways thank you so much! I love your writing ❤
(Sorry for the wait! I hope that you enjoy this! It isn’t as Moreid-y as I had planned, but that is still a major part of this!)
The relationship had never felt quite real from the start - it had always seemed one sided, Derek never quite as invested as she was. At the beginning, Savannah had been willing to dismiss it as just being related to his discomfort with commitment, but the longer they dated, the worse it seemed to get, with no signs of improving. She had been willing to try at first, but it was just getting to be too much.
Although it was tempting to confront him, angry, yelling about the fact he didn’t seem to care about her as much as she did him, it didn’t feel right. Not when Savannah could see that he was trying. Derek was never anything but sweet, kind and charming, treating her perfectly. He was, after all, the perfect gentleman.
As such, Savannah decided to do some detective work of her own to try and work out what it was, exactly, that was causing this divide in their relationship. When she worked it out, she near smacked herself for not realising it sooner.
At first, it made sense that she didn’t notice. Derek wasn’t exactly what one would first picture then they thought of a gay man. He was masculine, the poster boy for it, in many ways - although, as she had been surprised to find out, not to the point of toxicity- and he certainly displayed interest in women. Savannah wasn’t quite sure if he was just not out to himself yet, still trying to cling onto the safety of heterosexuality, or bisexual, and just too in love wiith someone else to be properly in a relationship with her.
That led to the next thing she uncovered. Derek Morgan was most definitely in love with his best friend, whether he knew it or not. And the best friend that he was in love with, it was not the BAU’s gorgeous technical analyst, Penelope Garcia, with whom he was constantly flirting - it was, in fact, his other best friend. The nerdy - but albeit cute - genius, Spencer Reid, with his eccentric charm and unique beauty.
Savannah knew that she had to discuss it with Derek - she couldn’t let him go on living this carefully constructed lie, even if it was at the cost of their relationship - but was also aware that she was going to have to approach it delicately.
From the way she saw it, Derek was in denial. Savannah could see that despite Derek being one of the kindest, most accepting people she knew, he had something going on that was making it impossible for him to offer that same acceptance and courtesy to himself. Savannah wanted to help make sure that he did.
Because even if they weren’t in a relationship, weren’t destined for that, she cared about him.
“It’s him, isn’t it,” she said to him softly, one day, after Spencer had left Derek’s apartment, having lunch with them.
They were sat on the couch, Derek lying down, with his head in her lap as she said it. He looked up at her, confused, but didn’t say anything.
“Spencer. It’s him,” she clarified, and watched how quickly Derek jumped up into a seated position, as far from her on the couch as he could get, becoming defensive from the accusation.
“Reid is my best friend,” he replied, and Savannah held back a sigh. She felt bad for him - wished he didn’t feel the need to pretend to be someone else.
“Derek, we both know that he is more to you - and that’s okay. There’s nothing wrong with-” 
“I’m not gay, Savannah!”
It was so self-loathing that it was painful to hear. Derek seemed like such a strong, confident man, and even though she had always known that there would have to be some level of insecurity, some issues hidden behind that bravado, she hadn’t realised it would be quite so bad.
“I can’t say if you are or aren’t Der, but you love Spencer. And that’s not a bad thing.”
She watched as the anger shattered in front of her, giving way to a brokenness that she never wanted to see in anyone - especially not Derek. She slowly reached out, and when he didn’t flinch away, softly touched his shoulder, a desperate attempt to be calming.
“I can’t be gay. I can’t be.”
He leaned into her touch, and Savannah took that as a prompt to pull him into a hug. It wasn’t the most comfortable angle for her, but she hoped it was helping comfort Derek as he sobbed. She hated the sight, that this was the cost of Derek finally having a chance at love, at happiness, but it was it.
“There is nothing wrong with you, Derek. Is there anything wrong with Emily for liking women? With Penelope for liking both? With Spencer for liking men?”
Savannah hoped desperately that he would at least somewhat see that he was holding himself to a different standard, one that was wrong, unfair, and did nothing but cause him pain.
He shook his head, and softly tried to argue back, but came up with no good points. She continued to hold him while he did so, muttering soft reassurances.
She hoped one day that it would be Spencer in her place, being there for Derek, supporting him, because she did know that they were perfect for one another, and could make each other happy, but until then, Savannah would just do her best.
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inspiration2001 · 4 years
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A New Beginning: Chapter 1
Soulmate AU - Savannah is a 21 year old woman, after a family tragedy she moves to New Orleans to attend Tulane University for her 3rd year. She seems like a normal college girl, going to parties, many lovers, beautiful, kind, but what no one knows is that she is supernatural sexual fantasy. She has one large secret, while traveling to her new home she made a pit stop in Mystic Falls, and had the night of her life with the man whose aura was the brightest she had ever experienced. A month later, she walks through the streets of New Orleans experiencing the fun of her new home only to be abducted.
PROLOGUE
Savannah POV 
The last 6 months have been a whirlwind of events. After fleeing from my home state and quickly enrolling in Tulsa University for my 3rd year as a Psychology major, I am ready to look forward into the future. I am ready to meet new guys and have fun again. I am tired of being sad and crying all the time waiting for time to rewind and I can go back to happy times with my family, but life is unfair.
1 month ago, I made the decision to stop wallowing in on myself, and to get back into school. 1 month ago I had the best night of my life, I met a guy. No, I met a man named Nik. I went out to the bar ready to spend my night in another nameless man's bed drowning myself in the feelings to forget my emotions. Then this man came to me and introduced himself as Nik, and when our hands touched I felt sparks. 
My mama always used to tell me that when electricity shoots through you where a person touched, it means they are your soulmate, I wish I had remembered that, it would have made life much more understandable. 
After the sparks, came the drinks, and the smooth talking. Next thing I know is I am having the best sex of my life, and its like part of my soul opened up. I never wanted to tell my family what I had done for them, so they never knew I was a succubus. My mama’s stories of soulmates never made sense to me as a human, but when I awakened in this new life as a succubus I used to dream of finding my soulmate or soulmates. 
First the sparks, then the aches, and then the physical connection finishes the bond and once the bond is complete the two halves cannot be separated for long without there being extreme pain. Soulmates become each other's greatest weakness’ and their greatest strengths. 
Walking down Bourbon Street, I enter a bar called Rousseaus. As I sit down at the bar, I notice these girls in the kitchen immediately turn to look at me. I subtly sniff the air and smell the scent of witches. Hmm thats fun, I heard of the supernatural community being quite large in New Orleans it was one of the reasons I chose this place to be my new home. 
I sit down at the bar, ignoring the stares, and see this cute little blonde walking my way. 
“Hi, my name is Cami. What can I get for you today?” she says in a very friendly voice. 
“Hello darlin, rum and coke please” I say to Cami, who gets a small blush. 
“You ok? Your eyes hold a lot of darkness in them. Sorry, psych major, I tend to let my mouth do the talking before my mind does the thinking” Cami said with a small chuckle. 
“That’s alright darlin. I came to New Orleans to start over” I say with a smirk on my face, looking her right in the eyes I ask, “What school do you go to, darlin? I would love to visit you.” 
Cami lightly giggles and blushes while saying, “I am a psychology graduate student at Tulsa University” 
“Hmmm...well would you look at that. I happen to be a psychology undergraduate student” I lean forward and whisper into Cami’s ear, “maybe you can help me study” I wink and down the rest of my drink before getting up and walking out. 
As I wander down the street, letting the emotions of everyone surround me and envelop me. God I love places where people drink, so much sexual energy for me to feed off. Out of no where I get a strong aroma of cinnamon and sex from an alley ahead of me, it is like a large beacon telling me to go near it. Walking down the alley, I whip around ready to get a look at the intruder's aura before I can. I feel a rag pressed to my mouth and within seconds I feel myself being carried out of the alley before the darkness welcomes me. 
I wake up with the largest headache known to man. God, this is worse than when I was human and went on a camping trip with a few friends, and drank 2 bottles of tequila by myself. 
“Oh good, you’re awake,” 
“Who are you and why am I here?” I demand. 
“Sophie Devaraux, you are here because you carry special cargo that the witches of New Orleans need.” she says with a malice intent in her eyes. What the fuck is she talking about?  
“What the hell are you talking about?” I say with fury while staring her in the eyes.. 
“Before my sister died she had a special talent of knowing when a woman is pregnant,” Sophie said. 
Fuck. Sophie is hunched over and her eyes are a little bloodshot. If her sister is really dead, the way she is acting is as if she was her only family, meaning she has nothing to lose now. People who have nothing to lose are the most dangerous people, and if what she is saying is true, then I am even more fucked. I can’t believe I didn’t even notice, I guess that would make sense then why I haven’t felt any pain. I was almost 100% sure that Nik was my soulmate, until I woke up in the morning and realized he wasn’t there. I was so sad, I almost cried. The sex was amazing, he was an amazing talker and it seemed like we really connected, but when I woke up without him and left him a note with my number with no response, I just assumed it was a fluke. 
“What the hell are you saying right now? There is no way that I am pregnant, sorry but you have the wrong girl. Even if I was, why the hell is my baby so special?”
“No, you are definitely the right girl, there are only so many succubus’ in NOLA. My sister did not die for anything! You are also the only succubus to be impregnated by an original vampire,” she says with disdain. 
Fuck, fuck, FUCK!! I thought I saw something weird in his aura, but he said all the right things at the right time, and all the tingles were there. 
“Wonderful, now let me the fuck out of here now. I may be carrying an original baby, but you messed with the wrong girl,” I say with sarcasm and anger. As I look into Sophie’s eyes I try to let my aura do the work. If I can connect my aura with hers, then I can make her feel like she needs to protect me and help me, but for some reason I can’t seem to feel anything. I can see her aura, but I cannot seem to make hers connect with mine, in fact I can’t even feel what she or anyone around me feels. I haven’t noticed because I was so busy trying to figure out what the hell I am doing here. 
“What have you done to me?” I say trying to fake anger, but in reality I am very scared. I haven’t been this vulnerable since I was human, and there was a reason I sold my soul to be what I am today. 
“While my sister was doing the spell to make sure you were pregnant with the original hybrids baby, I did a spell that bound your powers, you are now average like the rest of the human population, and a little something else” Sophie says with malice and a smirk on her face. 
“What else?” I say with fury dripping into every one of my words. 
“What the fuck have you done to me, bitch?! I will kill you when this is over, my face will be the last one you see before the darkness takes over!” I yell at her. 
“Well before that can happen, our guest has arrived,” Sophie says with a sense of calmness, but I can see in her aura that she has a twinge of scaredness. 
Who the fuck is she talking about now? I swear to God, I am so done with this all. I found I am pregnant, I am not a full succubus anymore, and now I am trapped with the witches. God knows what else means to Sophie in terms of what she has done to me! Even though I just found out that I am pregnant, I cannot help but feel connected to the baby already. 
I rub my stomach while thinking this baby is the only positive thing that has happened to me tonight. I always dreamed of having a big family with my soulmate or soulmates. My dreams didn’t necessarily have this exact scenario, but oh well this baby will be taken care of that they will never have to go through what I did. As I continue to daydream about my baby and if I will ever be able to find Nik again, I am interrupted by a pair of witches. 
“Get up!” one of the henchmen demands. 
“Excuse you, I am not going anywhere,” I say with a hand on my stomach. 
Before I can say anything, I am grabbed by my upper arm, ripping my hand off my belly while being dragged out of whatever room they had me in. They take me to another area of whatever this place is, and I am confronted with a sight of a handsome man, oh dear not again. 
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bbrandy2002 · 5 years
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Family Feud, Rhys vs Walker
Wacky Drabble #5:
Shouldn't we report this, and How the heck would we report this.
Some of these are real questions and answers.
Rhys vs Walker, The Family Feud
Wacky Drabblers: @emceesynonymroll @burnsoslow @jessiembruno @jovialyouthmusic @bobasheebaby @fromthedeskofpaisleybleakmore @katedrakeohd @sirbeepsalot @dcbbw @stopforamoment sorry is I missed anyone.
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Tonight's game is on location in Texas. Your host for Family Feud, Steve Harvey.
Steve Harvey: Thanks Y'all, its great to be in Texas tonight where its The Rhys Family of Cordonia.....Where the sam hell is Cordonia (he laughs), and the Walker Family of Texas.
The audience goes wild for their hometown family.
Steve shuffles to the Rhys family and stands before Liam.
Steve: Welcome to the show Liam, introduce your family.
Liam: I am Liam...King of Cordonia, as you have been so kind to mention to your beautiful audience. Next to me is my wife, my queen, my love of one year, Riley. Beside her is my big brother, Leo. Then, my lovely step mother, Regina and lastly, my longtime, faithful body guard, Bastien.
Steve: You have a body guard? Is someone planning to attack your ass Liam?
Liam: (he chuckles) Just my wife, sir.
Steve: (eyes widen in surprise as the crowd giggles) You're a kinky one I see.
Liam: (nodding in agreement) You have no idea, Mr. Harvey.
Steve: Well, good luck with that Liam.
Steve walks to the other side, positioned before Drake
Steve: Alright, Walker Family, introduce yourselves.
Drake: (mumbles quickly as he points) Drake, Bertrand, Maxwell, Savannah and my mom.
Steve: Woah, slow down there stud (clasping Drake's shoulder), does "my mom" have a name.
Drake: (annoyed) Are we gonna play this damn game or talk about names all night?
Steve: (caught off guard) Okay....let's play. Come on up Liam and Drake.
Liam and Drake shake hands and give one another a friendly nod.
Steve: Alright, top 5 answers are on the board. 100 people were asked, What is something a doctor might pull out of a patient?
Liam's buzzer goes off first.
Liam: A gerbil
The audience laughs hysterically as Steve stands stunned. Riley covers her face in embarrassment.
Steve: Dude?
Liam: I stand by my answer Mr. Harvey.
Steve: I'm assuming you have a story to share?
Liam: Not my story to tell, sir (he eyes Leo who is giving him a throat slashing motion).
Steve: Okay (laughing)....is there a damn gerbil on the board.
(Ding.....5 points)
Liam: I'd like to play sir
Steve: I'm sure you do, but, it's Drake's turn....Drake...something a doctor pulls out of a patient.
Drake: (glaring at Riley) A mother fucking bullet (grabbing at his shoulder).
Steve: Uh, Mr. Walker....You can't say that on TV.
Drake: This is America, I can say whatever the fuck I want....bullet, bullet, bullet... and in case you missed that...bullet.
Steve: (shaking his head) Censors will be earning their money with this guy tonight.....alright....show me bullet!
(Ding....15 points)
Drake: We're playing.
Steve moves from the podium and walks to Bertrand.
Steve: Okay, Bartimus (shakes hands) how are you this evening?
Bertrand: It's Bertrand and very well, thank you.
Steve: My apologies, Bert-trand, name something a doctor pulls out of a patient?
Bertrand: A baby, Steven
Maxwell: (clapping enthusiatically) Good answer, and my brother would know since he usually puts them in there.
Steve: (rubs face) Oh really?...so Berturd is a lady's man huh?
Savannah: No, he's not....can we just play (shoots Liam a wink).
Steve:Yes ma'am....is there a baby up there?
(Ding....25 points)
Maxwell: Whoop whoop....its Maxwell B's turn and I say a doctor would pull a whiskey bottle out, am I right Drake ol buddy (attempts high five).
Biana: (mouth agape) Oh my!
Maxwell: Don't worry Ma Walker, he was drunk when he did it.
Drake: (teeth clenched) Shut.the.fuck.up Maxwell!
Steve: (rubs face) I don't... even.. know what to say right now.
Leo: Just say whiskey bottle from Drake's orifice Steve! Trust me, it was funny as shit!
Drake: Fucking Leo, I'll kill you!
Steve: Okay, this is getting tense, should we report this?...wait...how the heck would we report this?
Liam: Show me whiskey bottle!!
Steve: Liam, man...thats my line.
Liam: My apologies, I was just eager to find out how many other people knew about Drake's drunken magic trick.
Steve: Dear Lord...help these people....is a whiskey bottle up there?
(Beep)
Steve: Alright, thats one strike...Savannah, my dear..name something a doctor would pull out of a patient?
Savannah: (thinking)(thinking more) (thinking even more before licking her lips at Liam)
(Beep)
Riley: What the hell Savannah...We all know you want my man's meat stick, but, try to be a little more discreet about it.
Savannah: You got my life! (She quickly covers her mouth).
Riley: (rolls up sleeves) oh, its on now home slice!
Regina: (whispers to Bastien) I want your dick.
Bastien: (raises hand) may I switch to the Walker side please.
Drake: Hell no traitor, you raised me then chose that side to play on. Your ass stays there!
Steve: SHUT UP!!!!....What the hell man, you all are crazy!
Liam: Mr. Harvey?
Steve; (annoyed) WHAT?!
Liam: I'd like to solve the puzzle?
Steve: What damn puzzle?
Riley: Hold on Steve (palms Liam's dick), he can't think clearly until I rev up his motor.
Leo: Heh Heh sis...I need my motor revved too.
Savannah: I'll do it Leo! Pick me!
Bertrand: Savannah Jane Walker! The only motor you are revving up is Little Bertie and you're slacking in that department my dear.
Biana: Holy Hell! (covers ears)
Steve: We're going to take a break and see if we can....hell I don't even know.
To be continued.....
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Ok but now I'm gonna need to know your opinion on Scar and Mufasa.
okay mufasa can be valid ig he’s basically the savannah bourgeoisie 🙄
scar,,,, i have uncomfortably tender feelings for. look he’s just,,, got really good design and body language in the film and i wont admit to thinking he’s hot bc that is a bit too far. he’s like meant to be an ACTUAL lion. not a cat man like ravage. if i met scar irl he would be a lion and he would eat me.
i cant say thats hot please
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riotatthemovies · 5 years
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Angel Fist (1993)
From Director Cirio H. Santiago the man who made sooooo many action movies on the super cheap in Manila for producer Roger Corman.  Cirio H. Santiago is more famous for TNT Jackson and Firecracker which are even more similar than they should be with later made and even dumber Angel Fist.
The plot is.. I think.. it's not easy to pay attention to... is a competitive martials arts figure is killed when she witnesses a UN delegate being murdered by ninjas. Her sister is played Cat Sassoon who is a detective and also a martial artists. Cat goes to the Philippines trying to infiltrate the underground world  to find her sisters murders which leads her into a martial arts tournament and a rebel terrorist organisation... you know like most murder mysteries do.
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Here we show the very obviously dumb and sexis male just added in to spice things up. Does our tough as nails femme fatale hook up with him somehow... spoiler.. yes she does and fucked if I know why.
What makes this movie different from movies like Firecracker is not much (there are scenes that are direct remake scenes) but the odder choices of cast. I was attracted to this ball of cheese because the involvement of Melissa Moore. Melissa was basically a comedic scream queen from classic like Sorority House Massacre 2, Invisible Maniac, Vampire Cop and most know as the nympho cop from Samurai Cop. She is a super tall blonde bombshell that looks much less fake then many of her scream queen peers. She always seemed legitimately cute and funny. She is now a figure for the kentucky derby due to her love of horses... which is odd yet suiting for her beauty,  She is not in the movie much but when she is she is actually pretty good. For someone who did not do action films her scenes were pretty good and she gave it her all. NOW this maybe just because everyone else looks clumsy and dumb but regardless I give Melissa cred for stepping out of her element. I mean she does fight a guy with a buzzsaw at one point. 
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Look he legit went after her with a buzzsaw... Melissa you are badass.
This movie does boast itself as if it's a Cynthia Rothrock level action flick and film it is filmed honestly like one it sure is not one. Especially when you watch the main actress Cat Sassoon. It says on the cover of this movie that she was World Karate Champion... aaaaand I'm thinking that is a lie. Cat Sassoon was the daughter of world famous hair mogel Vidal Sassoon.  She was married off at age 15 to an Italian film producers son while already severals into model around the world. I have looked or her martial arts credits online and as of yet have found nothing but that could be because it is just shadowed in her starlet life and tabloid fame. She would later appear in Blackbelt 1 and 2 and not too many years later pass away of a drug overdose at 33 years old. Cat was 22 when Angel Fist was being made and she looks much older. You spend most of the movie looking at her plastic surgery and odd makeup choices. At some points with the poor film quality it makes her make up job look like she is in accidental black face, NOW may I say I am not her to shame her but her style is so distracting as it makes you not notice how sloppy her martial arts are, it even distracts you from the multiple nude group shower scenes and her top less fight scene (that again is very much like in Firecracker). 
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Oh look Ariana Grande joined the deadly martial arts tournament.. no thats Cat Sassoon. That doesn't seem like regulation gear, but what do I know?
It feels like Cat Sassoon could have been something... like her presence on screen was aaaalmost there but then something went horribly wrong. When looking up her life that ended tragically and lived on the edge it sort of makes sense of many burned out flashes in the pans or tabloid celebrities that attempted and failed to become real actors. After the lowbrow cocaine fueled B movie scenes of the late 80s / early 90s not everyone cashed in their chips and got to settle down like Melissa Moore did. Melissa co starred with legendary porn star Savannah in the horror comedy Invisible Maniac and if you look her up you will find another young whirlwind life that ended very sadly from the pressure and illusions that being a star can bring.
The violence , the set pieces,the ridiculous dialogue and plot are all there but play second to the marketing of these ladies and mainly the confusing lead. It's a very low brow action movie that is worth seeing for the spectacle of it. Again its super similar to several 70s exploitation movies but in 1993 they made an action movie that ended up as an exploitation movie solely by mistake.
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