i like to think that the tentacles in dungeon meshi are kinda like mushrooms or perhaps even lichens in that they are very confusing to identifty and have 200 completely different species that look very similar ("delicious brown tentacle vs BROWN DEATH TENDRIL") and you need to be an Expert to determine the difference between some of the more confusing species and some of them have like 300 different sexes and some of them are actually composite creatures composed of several different species and somehow yeast is involved and also no one really knows half of whats going on with them and in like 50 years someones gonna figure out that uhm actually these are two completely different types of tentacle creatures that arent related like at All they jusf happen to look similar and oh btw that one common house mold is actually a tentacle
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The aftermath:
The reason why Jax is intimidated by Ragatha lol
Moral of the story: Don't foolishly joke around like that smh
Credit to @sm-baby for the Carnival AU!
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questionable influence..
personal opinion: just like with everything else, ram and zen complement each other, including internet humor
the balance is preserved
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leon begging you to keep riding his abs, his big hands on your hips and helping you glide across his slick covered stomach. his cock is leaking steadily, having been neglected as he keeps his focus on you. your pretty lashes with those pretty tears that fall down to your pretty mouth letting out those pretty sounds. your wet cunt is rubbed raw by now, working yourself into overstimulation because he just wants one more, c'mon pretty girl, just one more.
and you can't deny him anything, so you give him everything you have. even more than you intended to.
you feel yourself shake with the release, the dam bursting as you unintentionally piss on him. you're mortified. but he just groans, the warm piss coating his skin and mixing with your cum and juice, marking him as yours. his chest and stomach are so wet and messy and sticky but he doesn't care, he just grabs your head and crashes your lips together, mumbling about how perfect you are and how hot is it, and please, baby, want you to do that all the time, i'll be so good for you, promise.
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Imagine the boys getting cursed to bear witness to “some of the most negatively impactful things in their lives” and they’re terrified, thinking it’ll be stuff like the invasion or Shredder or something-
Only to be met with multiple scenarios of their family. Saying offhand, but hurtful things. Doing hurtful things. Lots of scenarios that were inconsequential to everyone but the one most affected.
And they’re all scrambling, desperate to make sure the others don’t look too deep into it haha it doesn’t really bother them- but they all know the truth. Because they’re all in the same position here. It wasn’t on purpose, and they all know it wasn’t on purpose, but it still hurts.
It’s almost a relief, that they’re going through it all together. That they can apologize for mistakes, and accept that they’ve held onto hurt too long when they could have dealt with it sooner.
And that’s how they break the curse, reversing it into something different, as they’re told that before it leaves them for good they’ll bear witness to the most positively impactful things in their lives. And now they think they’ll see some of their best victories, some of their grandest adventures-
The scenes they see then are of the same cloth as their negative ones. Simple scenes, ones that most wouldn’t remember. Times where someone managed to make someone else smile, times where they were just so content to exist by the other’s side, times where they were just happy being there with their brothers, their family.
It’s the little things that go the farthest, because that’s what you experience the most in life. And they’ll mess up again, of course. Things happen, and they’ll never really know how their actions and words will be taken. But through the good and the bad, they’re family.
Besides - turns out, there’s a lot more good.
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