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fluffydisneyprincess · 11 months

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Lesson 17 quick thoughts (spoilers obv)

First off, THIS. THIS WAS SO FKING CUTE HOW CAN ONE DEMON BE SO ADORABLE. Satan is in my top 3 and this whole interaction had me giggling twirling hair the works. I would HAPPILY hold hands with Satan as long as he wanted.

But then... but THEN

SOLOMON FKIN SHOWS UP LIKE A DRUNK COCKBLOCK AND RUINS IT. I don't hate Solomon but I could have smacked him here. LET ME HAVE THIS SOLOMON

"Did you get the feeling Satan was sort of mad at me?" NAAHH you only ruined a very tender moment by stumbling into it drunk and then calling him out on behavior he isn't accustomed to. Pfffttt. Ngl, I don't think it's much of a stretch to say that ruining of that moment was intentional. He 100% knew what he was doing. Sussy sorcerer.

This happens almost immediately after and it only makes me more suspicious that Solomon is jealous. I've seen theories that suggest he altered the timeliness knowing you couldn't return to the original one so he could have you to himself. I'm not saying that's what happened I'm just saying Wise King Solomon is looking like Wise King SUS

And finally...

What is this bullshit

Our boys are offered a pardon and can go home??? LIKE THAT ISN'T SUS AF??? Not to mention that this doesn't include Satan. They'd have to completely abandon him to do it. And they're making it so it's half impossible for them to say no??? (We already know they don't/won't but still). I feel like this is connected to the warning we got about the Celestial Realm not putting up with us for long. Maybe they're trying to limit/eliminate factors or just keep the brothers away from Nightbringer??

Either way that cliffhanger is cruel and Lesson 18 BETTER COME OUT RFQ

#obey me nightbringer #obey me nightbringer spoilers #obey me satan #obey me solomon #obey me raphael #nightbringer lesson 17 #Satan is my husband and I will defend him to the DEATH #Solomon is not top 3 #Hes cute and also loved but not top three

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humbuns · 1 year

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For art requests: Barb decking Solomon

real talk, who keeps taking these photos of him getting in trouble lmao

#obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #obey me!#doodles #guys i love solomon he's my top 3 even if all my drawings in this blog is him on the verge of getting beat up by someone

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impish-ivy · 4 months

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Solomon is a proud member of the Down-Bad-For-MC club

#he’s easily the top 3 most down bad #after that it’s all up to personal interpretation #obey me #obey me Solomon #omswd Solomon

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cnl0400 · 7 months

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Lesson 30-A

I love him, why Is he like this

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me mephistopheles #obey me diavolo #obey me solomon #I love you Mephisto #He could be in a top 5 I think #I was giggling like an idiot the whole scene pff #sucks to be Solomon but this isn't the first time they told him his cooking sucks lol #sorry gramps #you know I didn't mean it <3

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nade2308 · 1 year

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Whatever it takes gifset part 3

Whatever it takes

'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins

I do whatever it takes

'Cause I love how it feels when I break the chains

Whatever it takes

Yeah, take me to the top, I'm ready for

Whatever it takes

'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins

I do what it takes

- Whatever it takes by Imagine Dragons

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3

@thethistlegirl @malewifebillcage

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a-reader-and-a-writer · 1 year

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Is no one going to talk about Warlock (Charles Parnell) being in this week's episode of The Mandalorian?!

#i recognized him immediately #charles parnell #warlock #solomon warlock bates #top gun #top gun maverick #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian season 3 #the mandalorian season 3 spoilers

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irandomblogfulb · 1 year

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Solomon is a menace to devildom society and that's why I love him

#obey me #nightbringer really brought Solomon from one of my least favourite characters to top 3

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quatregats · 5 months

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Tan y tro nesa’, mae’r nefoedd rhy bell i ni // Solomon Levinsky a Gaenor Rees

#caption is slightly adapted from paradis disparu by sŵnami <3 #top ten pictures that did not scan well because i am a fool and draw at night and need immediate gratification but the lighting is bad now #do not under any circumstances look too closely and also imagine that this is about ten times less grainy ahaha #featuring me suffering trying to figure out how to draw edwardian women's hairstyles :')#anyways. in case you were wondering whether this movie is still making me be Not Okay. the answer is Yes #solomon a gaenor #perce rambles #solomon and gaenor #<- whoops adding the english bc apparently people on this website *have* watched this movie #scribblings & such

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autism-corner · 11 months

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nothing has made me more time-aware than wanting to keep up with yaoi...

#what do you mean it updated 5 days ago?? that was MONTHS back.... i want to read about my gay boys again T-T #its so surreal to realise its not been one week since whenever. it feels SO long ago.#anyway i currently have tabs open for 'when a killer falls in love' & 'Love in orbit' & 'The worst guy in the universe' & '19 days'#i love all of them #killer & worst guy are my favs atm bc they are SO fun <3 #killer especially the art is so pretty + theres no sex scenes (not really) so you know theres actual focus on the relationship and <333!!!!#worst guy is just pure smut but =w=b #the top looks so much like solomon.. so.......#sillyposting

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deucebox · 2 years

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i barely open om now but decided to spend thirty pulls with no hopes but guess who got one of her faves😇 simeon loves me aaahhh

#・❥・ belle rambles #・❥・ belle plays obey me #if this ain’t love then idk what is #no one asked but my top 3 faves is the triple&n #satan #simeon #solomon #LMAOAKSN #i was writing some reqs when i had the urge to pull #glad i did tbh

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nnnneeev · 1 year

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what are your top fav OM characters?

ofc there's solomon as number 1, followed by barbatos, then thirteen and simeon :D

#asks #it was really solomon and barbatos that was on my top list #with barbatos on the leading side #not until i read solomon's ttwf devilgram card jsdkfjdk #it awakened something in me #still like 'em both tho #i may have a type #thirteen is so <333 #simeon is really pretty #the other characters are still cool <3

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mammonsrockstargf · 2 months

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"Is it true that you had 700 wives?"

Solomon looks up from his book, to where you're laying on his bed, homework in hand. He'd convinced you to take the class "Rhetoric 101: How to win any argument with an angel using biblical quotes" because he'd figured it'd be fun to watch you try to spark up an argument with Simeon. It was a nice perk that you could study together. It hadn't even occurred to him that he might get mentioned in the coursework.

You read over the pages, eyes brimming with amusement. "What could you possibly need 700 wives for?" you ask and he shrugs. "Mostly politics and gaining land," he says but you don't seem entirely convinced. "Might I remind you that this was happening during a period of 80 years?" he says but you just raise your brows at him. "That's still like 9 wives per year, though. How on earth did you have time for that?" you're laughing now, really laughing and Solomon has to fight a smile.

"What, they'd get like a month and a half each before you were on to the next one," you say, wiping the tears on your cheek. "Actually, I never even met most of them," he says, hoping to help his cause, but it only causes you to laugh even harder. Solomon huffs and pretends to read his book again, letting your laughter subside, but once you read the next line of your homework you're laughing again.

"You had 300 concubines? How is that even possible?" you cackle and Solomon rolls his eyes. "That was a rumour. I did not have that many," he says but you're far gone, clutching your belly as you gasp for air. "I'll have you know that having a pact with the Avatar of Lust gives you a very high libido-" he begins.

"Oh, trust me, I know," you wheeze.

He's on you in a second, pushing you down on the bed, a hand on each side of your head. You giggle, when he presses kisses to your face, any surface he can reach, your cheeks, your forehead, your nose.

"Stop" kiss "teasing" kiss "me!" kiss, he whines, but you've only just begun. "Oh, I'm sorry, my lord, it's just I haven't seen you in three years, you've been so busy with all your wives-" Solomon shuts you up with a kiss on the lips and you bury your hands in his hair, leaning into it. He lays down on top of you, using your chest as a pillow, refusing to move an inch. "Sol, you're crushing me," you complain and he grumbles. He presses a kiss to your collarbone and grabs your homework, throwing it into a corner of his room, before getting comfortable again, this time crushing you a little less. You run your fingers through his hair, humming softly.

You both know that it doesn't actually matter how many wives or concubines or past lovers he's had. Sometimes Solomon thinks that it's all just been a build-up, that none of it actually mattered. His real life didn't begin until he met you and he's completely fine with that.

"Sooo, did you have a favourite? Or perhaps 30 favourites?"

"Oh, shut up."

a/n: thanks for reading! find my other stuff here <3

#bro was the original womanizer #solomon #ficlets #obey me #obey me solomon #obey me solomon x mc #obey me solomon x reader #om! solomon #obey me fluff #obey me solomon fluff #obey me fic #obey me headcanon #obey me drabble #obey me shall we date #om! shall we date

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astaroth1357 · 4 months

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Thinking about Culinary Wizard MC who basically the reverse of Solomon.

They emphatically do not know Devildom any cuisine in any way, but whenever they step into the kitchen they can throw whatever together and it all just works.

Levi says that they just cook on vibes alone. Half the time they don't even know what they're using. They'll sniff at things in the fridge, then pour a random sauce they find onto their dish that miraculously makes it delicious.

Any demon watching them would have a heart attack after seeing them pour what could be the Devildom equivalent of marshmallow fluff on a sirloin, but it somehow, it turns into a 5-star meal once they're done. It should never work as well as it does.

Solomon can even join them in the kitchen because their good cooking is so powerful it cancels out his bad cooking.

Barbatos wants to study them in a lab. He's brought them to the Castle numerous times and each ends in frustration...

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MC: *stirring a pot on one of the several stove-tops in the Castle*

MC: Okay, Barbs. Hand me that purple thing!

Barbatos: *trying not to die inside as he has already watched them drop 3 random fruits and 12 roots into whatever concoction they have cooking up*

Barbatos: MC, are you sure this... dish would benefit from fresh midnightroot? It's so savory that it might-

MC: Barbs.

MC: What did I tell you? When I'm in the kitchen...

Barbatos: ... We must trust the process...

MC: Exactly. Now that purple thing, please.

*One increasingly concerning cooking demonstration later*

MC: *sniffs at the pot and nods approvingly before handing Barbatos a spoon to taste*

MC: Done!

Barbatos: *looks at the pot warily but dips the spoon into the, now purple, creation that has about the consistency of a pie filling*

Barbatos: *tastes the spoon*

Barbatos: ......

Barbatos: *holds his head in his hands, awash with frustration and defeat*

Barbatos: It's... delectable....

They cannot keep getting away with this...

#feeling silly #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me leviathan #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #obey me nightbringer #omnb #obey me incorrect quotes

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ifearzombies · 1 year

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Rules MC Has To Follow in HoL

Lucifer’s Rules for MC in the House of Lamentation.

1. MC is not allowed to play sexy songs that are audible to the rest of the house.

2. Following rule 1, they’re also not allowed to sing and dance along to sexy songs. Rules one and two were originally lower, but after the ‘CupcakKe: CPR’ incident where several walls were destroyed and MC could not walk for two days they were moved to be the top most rules.

3. MC is not allowed to do the other brothers’ chores. Cooking is a slight exception as if they want to cook on a night not theirs, that’s their choice. But Lucifer will not have MC doing the other brothers’ laundry or clean their rooms. It takes too much time and the brothers will use it as an excuse to occupy MC exclusively.

4. MC is not allowed to help Mammon with his schemes anymore. Not after the calendar incident. Lucifer is still unhappy about all the pin ups that MC posed for. Diavolo keeps asking when the next calendar will be done.

5. MC is not allowed to go to the Celestial Realm without a demon or Simeon or Solomon. Lucifer doesn’t trust Michael. At all.

6. MC is not allowed to wear ‘Daisy Dukes’ or anything that short around the house. Levi’s nosebleed took days to clean up from. Barbatos wondered who Satan had killed.

7. MC is not allowed any pets. They have Mammon. Lucifer’s deemed that sufficient.

8. MC is not allowed to break down any more doors. Nor are they allowed to order one of the brothers to break down any doors. No one has busted into their room since the lock was installed. There’s no need to break doors in retaliation anymore.

9. MC is not allowed to carry a second backpack of snacks. Beel has his own backpack just for snacks. Not to mention, it’s bad for their back.

10. MC is not allowed to take anyone other than Asmo into Asmo’s bath. It’s very sweet they wish to have special baths with everyone else, but Asmo nearly ripped Levi’s tail off after finding a lot of scales in there that clogged up the drain. Same with all the fur from Belphagor’s tail.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #obey me belphagor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos

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ravenelyx · 7 months

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I need you. - Sebastian Sallow

Pairing: Sebastian Sallow x GN!Reader

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Chapter Warnings: tooth-rotting fluff, kissing, angst and comfort, Sebastian needs to be snuggled, Sebastian is also sad, and Sebastian needs love, neck kissing, cuddling and snuggling, Soft!Sebastian Supremacy, House or gender is not specified, (implied) established relationship, use of 2nd person for the reader

Summary: Sebastian has different ways of dealing with being hurt. One of them is burying his face in your chest while you cuddle him

A/N: IT'S SALLOW SUNDAY and since people seem to like my soft!seb heacanons, I wrote a whole fic instead <3 I woke up feeling snuggly, sooo...

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you can find the whole fic on ao3 as well <3

Ominis' version

You didn't even hear his steps, yet when you saw a grimace creep up on Leander's face as he spoke to you, and strong arms wrap around your torso, you knew.

Sebastian left a soft kiss on the top of your head, looking at Leander with a small frown. You thought it must be one of those things only boys understood, because Leander sighed and nodded, without saying a word. Sebastian relaxed against you.

Pair of eyes looked between the two boys, as if expecting a fight to come out of it, but Leander just smiled in acknowledgement. "Sallow." Then his eyes met yours. "I'll see you in class. Don't forget your Leechjuice again."

You rolled your eyes. "It was one time."

Many people mistook it for possessiveness. You knew the real reason for it.

Leander walked away, waving you a goodbye, and Sebastian leaned his head against yours.

"Hi," you whispered with a small smile. He nuzzled your cheek, leaning his weight on your back.

While you never reproached him for showing his touchy side in public, you were starting to feel a little self-conscious of all the curious eyes piercing the two of you, so you turned around in his arms — albeit with great difficulty as his iron grip on you seemed unmovable — and cupped his cheeks.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

You swore you saw a few tears collect in his eyes as you spoke, so you walked him backwards to a more secluded bench. He sat down and immediately pulled you onto his lap.

After two years of dating, Sebastian had no more qualms about showing you his need for affection. You were there through it all: when Anne was cursed, when Sebastian desperately tried to find a cure, and even now, when he was diving into a dangerous path with his new friend. He had begun to rely on you, and on something only you could give him.

Security.

You threaded your fingers through his hair, affectionately scratching his scalp, and he let out a soft whine – a whine of pleasure, and a whine of something else. Something sad and guilty and that made him tighten his grip against you and bury his face in your chest.

"He has sent another letter!" he began, running his hands along your back and hips. You learned it was a way for him to reassure himself and calm down. "He told me the if I don't stop, he'll never let me see Anne again!"

Your face softened, hand now cupping the back of his head and pulling him closer. Usually, when Sebastian had a fight with Solomon, he'd retreat in the Undercroft, angry and incensed and ready to burn his own rage to the sound of very loud Confringo's. But there were times when his uncle's words got to him, made his heart sink with the need of a love that was stripped from him. A love he tried to silence by hugging his pillow tight at night when he was young. A love he found in you.

"He won't actually do it. Anne will always be your sister," you reassured him softly. "She'll want to see you, and he can't stop her from that."

He breathed heavily in your chest, pressed his palm under your thighs to pull you further in.

"She doesn't agree with what I'm doing…" He muffled his broken voice in your shirt.

"I know…"

"And she might stop loving me…" he said tearfully.

"She won't." You said earnestly. "She's your twin. In her heart, she knows she'd do the same for you."

He trembled a little, emotions threatening to explode.

"You don't trust Solomon," you began, stroking his hair, "but you can trust me. And you can trust Anne."

He stopped quivering, and you could almost feel the gears turn in his brain at your words. He began to kiss you through your shirt in gratitude.

You thought the position must have been uncomfortable to him, even if he didn't show it, so you slightly pushed his torso back, his face leaving your chest with a displeased frown, and leaned him on the seatback a little, then nestled in his arms, face nuzzling his neck. He sighed in relief as you cuddled against him.

"I know I'm too much sometimes…" he said in a small voice, hiding his face in your hair.

"You're not," you answered immediately. You could see his insecurities start to creep up on him, and you wouldn't have that.

"I annoy you."

"You don't," you protested, looking up at him in concern.

"I always come to you—"

"I'm glad you do."

"—and I'm always too needy."

"I don't see a problem with that."

You sighed and cupped his cheek again, drawing him down to press your mouth to his. It took a small touch for him to ignite, leaning his whole torso over you to deepen the kiss, desperately tugging at your lips. He pulled back with a grimace again when he noticed, and turned away, almost guilty.

"Don't refuse my affection," you whispered.

"I will consume you."

"I'm yours anyway."

He looked back at you, eyes fleeting over the gentle smile on your lips.

"Now come and kiss me a little more."

The battle in his mind seemed to settle immediately, and he lunged forward, placing one hand on the back of your head to keep you in place as his lips feasted on yours. His other arm circled your waist, holding you impossibly tight against him. And he was everywhere — his body caging yours, lips hungrily pulling and biting and bruising, hands desperately kneading your flesh, prising your shirt open to touch your bare skin. You felt dizzy at the force of his affection, and you knew he was right. He would consume you, like a wildfire, an eruption, a cataclysm about to blow your heart in a pulp of blood and passion as his tongue claimed yours. And you'd stop feeling like a person at his touch, so overcome by him you'd lose yourself. And then he'd settle it all right, kissing the blood off your lips with reverence, caressing your bruises gently, putting order into your feelings and reminding you once again that you would do anything for him.

"I need you," he breathed out, dipping his head in the crook of your neck. "Every day…"

You didn't stop him when he sucked a love bite into your skin.

"It's a good thing I feel the same," you chuckled.

"Even if you don't need me as much as I need you—"

"I need you more than you can imagine."

He looked up at you, and you kissed his lips again. This time he was gentle as well.

"Don't stop coming to me. Ever."

He nodded and kissed you again. And again. And again. And again, until Professor Weasley reproached the both of you for inappropriate behaviour and sent you to detention for a week.

And he'd kiss you there, too.

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miiyochi · 11 months

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living with solomon in cocytus hall

note. didnt feel like making it a big post, take this small..thing. its 3am im going to bed :p

read part 2 here

living with solomon has given you the much needed tranquility in your otherwise very chaotic life in the devildom. months ago you would’ve never thought that living with solomon could be so… intimate.

it only took three days to come up with a chore schedule that the both of you follow to a t. monday, wednesday, friday where solomon’s while tuesday, thursday and friday were yours. to settle for sunday solomon suggested rock paper scissors. (you thought it was a silly way of settling it but you went along with it because he’s got the cutest laugh when he wins <3)

on his days, solomon had basically become your house husband. he’d welcome you at the door with a greeting, “welcome back darling <3” he’d half tease while blowing a kiss. you’d roll your eyes and sit at the kitchen island with your own greeting,

“hi sol. did you miss me?” “more than anything” he says earnestly.

solomon thinks sleepy you is the cutest you. sometimes he’ll just sit at the couch fondly watching you stumble around tired as hell. or he’d sit in your shared bed and comment on how cute you’re being when you shuffle your way to the bathroom to get ready.

“ah, you’re so cute i could just die.” he sighs contently while sliding over your cup of coffee. “mmm…shutup” you mumble, eyeing the mug suspiciously. “you didn’t put anything funny in this?” you say as you take curious sips… it’s kind of sweet. solomon lets out an airy laugh with a half offended look, “you think i’d poison you?” you nod.

you and solomon have seperate rooms. yet the both of you find eachother having “sleepovers” at eachother’s rooms. solomon’s excuse is always ‘yours is closer’. you don’t even bother making up one, just simply inviting yourself over when solomon stays up late. ‘if i’m not here you’d never sleep’ you reason, solomon just nods along and lets you drag him to bed.

though, you tend to stay in solomon’s room more. it smells like him…. his scent is comforting. it’s become the most comforting and familiar thing in this strange and unfamiliar world. even back in your timeline his room smelt the same.

“you smell like home” you mumble sleepily, clinging on harder to solomon’s waist. snuggling closer to his chest, you can faintly hear solomon’s heart thump faster. he doesn’t respond but you know he’s heard you. solomon pulls you closer and kisses the top of your head, ‘you are home’ he thinks.

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#obey me #obey me solomon #obey me headcanons #obey me solomon headcanons #solomon headcanons #obey me drabble #obey me x reader #solomon x mc #solomon x reader #obey me nightbringer #om! nightbringer

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