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ifearzombies · 9 months

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I'm almost afraid to ask because it's been years since I used Tumblr web...so uh, what did they do this time?

My blogs are on the other side. It's mobile layout. FOR MY DESKTOP!

#sheepfromred

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ifearzombies · 9 months

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CHANGE MY FUCKING TUMBLR DASHBOARD BACK YOU TUMBLR STAFF FUCKS

I cannot use this mobile layout ON MY FUCKING DESKTOP

#tumblr staff

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ifearzombies · 9 months

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Common Things That Cause Spats in the HoL

1- Mammon stealing something of Levi's. Or anyone. Levi's just his most common target.

2- Someone eating Beel's food

3- Waking Belphie from a nap

4- Stealing any brothers' time with MC

5- "OH MY LORD DIAVOLO HURRY UP IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM!"

6- Asmo waking people up when he's fucking someone b/c motherfucker loves the sound of his own voice so when he masturbates or fucks, everyone in the house hears it.

7- Someone didn't do their chores

8- The brothers hear you fucking anyone other than them in your room. (They get so petty).

9- Beel eating something that belongs to someone or trying to eat the house. Again.

10- Lyric pranks. They've been forbidden since that one time MC did the lyrics for "Let Me See Your O Face". You all still do them.

11- MC not warning Lucifer if Diavolo's coming over.

12- Lucifer not warning anyone else that Diavolo was coming over.

13- Pranking Barbatos with fake rats when he visits. It took a week to rebuilt the living room.

14- Mammon attempting to take pics of people without permission.

15- MC pranking everyone with fake facts about the Human Realm

16- Anyone attempting to ruin Luke's innocence in front of MC and/or Simeon

17- MC letting Solomon make dinner for the brothers >:)

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ifearzombies · 9 months

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Great news! I just went to youtube to like the video and her comments are flooded with support!

Lets keep supporting this talented artist!

A gorgeous, talented Black girl on TikTok independently released a single with a music video for it that's probably one of the few songs I could describe as Goth Pop, both by the sound itself and by her being clearly versed in the goth subculture, and she's getting so many mean comments. The song is good, she dances gothly and beautifully, her voice is very soft and sweet. Pay her a listen!

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ifearzombies · 10 months

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don’t forget during the WGA strike that animation is not covered under the WGA deals and as a result animation has gotten the shortest possible end of the stick in under-staffing, under-paying, and generally turning the field into gig employment.

please sign the petition here for Disney to recognize animation production workers as a union and reblog this post!

#I signed!

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ifearzombies · 10 months

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just a reminder - do NOT boycott streaming services or not watch new things. the unions have not called for one for a reason. for one, it affects residual payments, which as minimal as those currently are, actors are still getting them during this time, and for two, studios will use lack of viewership as an excuse to cancel shows because you are showing them there is no demand. it deeply affects the industry the writers and actors stand to come back to once the strike is over

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ifearzombies · 10 months

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Ah let’s see... Squinty eyed boy who, at the time, was a twig.

OR. Badass, rugged, scruffy, can see his eyes, big kissable lips and strong jaw... I don’t see a contest here. Who thinks this is controversial?

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ifearzombies · 10 months

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Okay. Sorry 😞 gotta 3-beg again.

Tl;dr of the story so far:

I admit I need help from my family because I am not doing well. Do a short voluntary stay at a Brain Not Doing Good Place. Over time this turns to multiple months long stays at several places that are “voluntary” but all my belongings are sent to my parents and contact is extremely limited or nonexistent. To afford all this my parents find a way to seize every cent and but of property I had, so now even once I’m free I have nothing.

I am in the most recent places intensive outpatient program, they house me and pay for one meal a day, and luckily my insurance still covers my meds. But other meals, transport because my only other option to get around is pushing my motorized wheelchair to the brink in 113 degree weather, and you know, water and stuff, and this is selfish but occasionally entertaining myself.

My PayPal isn’t working anymore but my Cashapp is

Venmo (preferred) is

I need maybe 300 for the month to do decently (the grocery store with the most food I can eat is a ways away and pricy)

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ifearzombies · 10 months

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My Dad has Cancer, Please Help Me Travel Home

Hi all I am a disabled trans woman struggling to survive each month with 2 of my partners on the west coast. My dad lives on the east side of the country and is currently fighting his 3rd battle with multiple myeloma. I haven't been home in close to 4 years, and I'm trying to raise the funds to travel with my partners across the country to visit with my dad. We are all disabled ourselves and struggle with rent each month, we currently do not have enough to make the gas/lodging costs or plane tickets.

We are asking for help raising money either for tickets or gas/lodging depending, either way we are looking at close to $1000 we'd need to raise to make the trip. If you could send even $10 and spread this, it would help me toward my goal of spending time with my dad. Thank you all <3

Venmo: @infectedwithnyanites

Cashapp: $kosherdyke

Paypal: [email protected]

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ifearzombies · 10 months

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Heya, where did you make your pfp? I remember using whatever it was a while back to but I can't find it.

It was on DollDivine before they removed Adobe Flass. Or maybe it was AzaleasDolls

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ifearzombies · 10 months

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My Feelings on the Titanic Sub situation

I’m scared for the people on board.

I can only hope they’ll be found alive but it’s doubtful at this point. They have until 6 AM Thursday EST. There’s an hourly clockdown to their death. Even if the submarine surfaces, they can’t open it. They’re still trapped until they’re found.

They are living through one of the worst ways to die. Slowly, in darkness, knowing it’s coming. A father and his son are in there together. Imagine having been that father taking your child that you love on this adventure and knowing you’ll die alongside him and it’s your fault.

It’s a tragedy. It’s horrifying. This is the stuff they literally put in horror movies. They are living a horror movie.

I just hope they are found.

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ifearzombies · 10 months

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Didn’t Wesley also save the ship from some weird mind control video game that everyone was playing? He also trapped and rescued Dr. Crusher from an alternate universe he created at one point?

Kid was a fuckin’ space wizard that was still learning his powers.

Q is more comparable to Saruman. Well aware of his powers and A PAIN IN THE ASS!

Hi Becky,.. I mean Will.

Did you ever come across this comparison between Star Trek and Tolkien Fantasy characters? I do NOT agree with that label next to your picture but considering the Hobbits were the most decent characters in the story and that Aragorn himself bowed to them, I thought that was still very fitting.

I have seen this.

My favorite part is that the hobbits and Wesley are labeled as nuisances, but without the hobbits, the One Ring doesn't get to Mordor, and without Wesley, the Enterprise doesn't survive the second episode. They're always underestimating us, and that's how we keep winning.

I mean, it's way more accurate to put Q as a Space Nuisance, and Wesley as a Space Wizard, if you watched TNG beyond the first season.

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ifearzombies · 10 months

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Headcanons about Living in the HOL

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Now for more!

- You have suggested therapy to the brothers. A lot. They still haven’t agreed, but you’re going to keep trying because even with you doing all you do FUCKING HELL do these boys have trauma to deal with.

- You’ve gone down and visited Lilith’s memorial in the basement a several times. You talk to her and occasionally lay a flower on her ‘grave’ and thank her for helping you in the small ways she’s been able to.

- You hired an artist to make a family portrait and have everyone in it; even Lilith. It hangs in the living room over the fireplace.

- You’ve grown to... tolerate Solomon’s cooking. You’ve told him point blank that the food isn’t really edible. You’ve told him he’s terrible at cooking. But it’s in one ear and out the other. It normally goes as such: MC: “Solomon. Honey. I love you. But your cooking is rancid!” Solomon: “You love me?!” 8D “Let me make you dinner!”

- Diavolo has plans for you to eventually teach at RAD. Mostly to teach about Earth history and cultures; which has led to you studying extra hard and wondering why Solomon isn’t going to be helping you teach since he’s lived through history. But Diavolo’s plan is for him to teach ancient languages.

- You spend some nights at the palace every month. The brothers always get jealous when you go. Especially when you come back with a tell-tale limp. Or being carried back home.

- You were sadly at ground zero when Luke snuck into Asmo’s room and his innocence became lost since Asmo had porn of himself playing on his laptop and was ‘enjoying’ it (because of course he faps to videos of himself). You tried to stop the little angel but he’s like an actual child and darts the moment you blink. Simeon was outraged, but you pointed out that Luke didn’t knock. Asmo was glad you stuck up for him because he was certain he was headed for a bath of holy water otherwise. It took Luke a month before he could stand to be around Asmo again. It took longer for Luke to look at him again.

- Since Satan is not allowed to have a real cat (not that Satan cares as he has at least 10 ‘hidden’ ones), Mammon bought him a realistic robot cat for his room. Satan nearly cried tears of joy. Satan did cry when a book-a-lance fell and broke it. Lucifer replaced it so that Satan didn’t start destroying stuff once the sadness went away.

- Lucifer knows about the cats. He lets Satan think it’s a secret so that Satan won’t try to get an amount that would be noticeable. You found this out when you went to bring Lucifer some coffee and found him petting one of Satan’s cats. You were sworn to secrecy.

- You tried edible underwear with Beel once. And only once. He accidentally bit your thigh and you have small scars from the indents of his teeth. He felt awful about it, still does, and anytime he’s between your legs for fun he kisses the scars in apology. Also he found the rest of the edible underwear you’d intended to use with others and ate them like a snack. You’ve decided to not bother with them anymore.

- Belphie and Satan ask you to every Anti-Lucifer League meeting. If you don’t attend, they email you the minutes of their meeting to see if you wanna join in in pranks.

- Despite your bedroom lock being enchanted, Diavolo can and has waltzed into your room and started cuddling you. Barbatos chastizes him every time as he comes in with him, but it still happens.

- You have shown Simeon the movie ‘Sister Act’. It’s now his favorite movie. You two sometimes sing ‘Ave Maria’ together, stomping and clapping the beat. Luke joins in when he can.

-You had a custom plush made for Levi of his goldfish. He cried tears of joy and it now sits in a glass case in his room.

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ifearzombies · 10 months

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Satan: Happy Father’s Day! Here, I made a list of all your accomplishments as a father.

Lucifer:….

Lucifer: This is a blank piece of paper.

Satan: 🙂

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ifearzombies · 10 months

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And his name was George Glass. He totally existed.

#Brady Bunch reference for those who may not know

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ifearzombies · 10 months

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Mammon, Levi, Asmo, & Simeon. Solomon reads ALL OF THEM.

The last post I reblogged got me thinkin’-

Who do y’all think is more likely to write ‘MC x reader’ fics? Like smut, fluff, angst, AU’s whatever-

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