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jeanmoreausautismstickers · 1 year

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my marauders headcannons <3

Remus Lupin

heterochromia. I don't care what the films say this man has two different coloured eyes tyvm. the left ones dark brown, nearly black, and the right is a light shade of amber.

DYSLEXIA !! my dyslexic little mate we can match. he absolutely adores reading but it takes him longer if he doesn't use a spell (ty to MsKingBean89 for the spell idea mon ami(e))

hEDS. me too king

cat lover. he absolutely adores cats and sirius gets SO jealous. I think he absolutely owned a cat at some point b4 he started teaching and he dotted on that cat

wears elastics on his wrists (specifically during hogwarts for sirius and lily, but kept wearing them after out of habit </3)

Sirius Black

hard of hearing. I think he probably lost it cos his mum hit his ears or screamed so often at him in close quarters. he'd definitely be vv resentful over it too cos now he's not able to listen to music much

audhd fr. this man was definitely neurodivergent but he must be just like me and be autistic and have adhd cos yh

he whined. loads. not like whinging but like genuinely high pitched whines when he was frightened or upset, kind of like Enid from Wednesday

adored kids but was terrified to have them because of how his mum was

this is gonna be controversial but idc. this man absolutely fancied Remus when he was shagging women, but at one point dated Marlene and Remus at the same time. it's ok tho cos Marlene was kissing Mary on the side

James Potter

vegetarian. refused to eat meat after he became an animagus because it felt cruel, but ESPECIALLY wouldn't eat deer jerky ("it's practically cannibalism, padfoot!")

mama's boy through and through !! this man LOVED his mummy. told her all about his friends and Lily

taught Sirius how to treat people and house elves better when they were first years. you can't tell me this man wasn't the reason sirius wanted to improve himself

he fought w sirius a lot. im sorry I love them both but brothers fight and like. even found family brothers. sirius is the most petty bitch you cannot tell me that James didn't get annoyed or frustrated with some of Sirius' habits and didn't begin arguments over them

so bad w kids until Harry. he was absolutely terrified of them, cos he never had interacted with them much before he had his own, my man Sucked at babysitting and frequently panicked whilst lily was pregnant because he was scared he'd be a bad parent

Peter Pettigrew

#1 James fan. my guy didn't go anywhere if James wasn't going to be there

become You Know because of his jealousy of James and Sirius' friendship

aroace fr. absolutely Disgusted w the amount of PDA by jily and wolfstar

tried to protect Harry for as long as he could w out being suspicious. he still loved James and Lily, and their son, and was just too scared to fight back at You Know Who once James and Lily were dead

a whole virgin, never even tried getting with anyone before he realised he was aroace

Lily Potter (Evans)

actually thought the Marauders were pretty funny but put on a face because of being friends with Snape

a whole pansexual queen

bought everyone in Gryffindor Christmas gifts, or if they were Jewish/Muslim/any other religion that doesn't celebrate Christmas she'd figure out when their holiday was and got them gifts

first person Remus came out to. and she accepted him immediately because she knows what it feels like to be an outcast

so autistic. her special interest was absolutely Jane Austen books I take no criticism <3

Regulus Black

hated his mum just as much as Sirius, but actively tried to conform because he was too scared to be hurt by her

was angry with Sirius for running away, even if he understood why Sirius did it, it still hurt him immensely. that was his older brother, the only one he could talk to, and when he left, it broke off the little bit of familial love he had left

in love w Barty Crouch Jr. I DO NOT CARE. platonic my aSS they were boyfriends, but they hid it very well. absolutely such a healthy couple before the war though. got together when they were 13 or 14 by accident, and stayed together until Reg died

actually really enjoyed being called Reg and Reggie, but pretended to hate it so he wouldn't be perceived as weak or soft by his mum

chess fucking champion

Marlene McKinnon

the flirtiest person you'll ever meet. flirted with everyone but was actually an aromantic lesbian

loved her family unconditionally, and constantly was going home on weekends to help her mum before she died of breast cancer

hated school, she was dyslexic and never told anyone so everyone just thought she was a dumb blonde

half Japanese, but her biological father left when she was a baby, so she wasn't really in tune with that part of her culture.

got bullied in primary school for being the "only dumb Asian"

Mary Macdonald

the most supportive person you'll ever meet

helped the younger POC in Gryffindor take care of their hair properly, and absolutely was like an older sister to all the young girls

not a mean bone her body

muggle born, but she grew up with a friend that had a wizard father so she knew about magic before Hogwarts

terrified of dogs, except for Padfoot, because of being bitten by one when she was in nursery

Dorcas Meadowes

a lesbiannnn. she was in love with Pandora, and they dated for a while before she decided she was done with the Wizarding World and cut contact with everyone

slytherin, but she was friends with everyone

loved Quidditch

oh she was a Pureblood but her parents died when she was young and she stayed with a squib aunt til hogwarts

took muggle studies and would hex any Slytherin who made fun of her for it

Pandora Lovegood (Lestrange)

a Lestrange until marriage

terrified of Narcissa and Bellatrix, but was one of the bridesmaids at Bellatrix's wedding

Ravenclaw, but best friends with Dorcas, Regulus, Barty, and Evan and was hardly if ever in her own common room

she ADORED muggle musicals

her and Dorcas met in a Care of Magical Creatures class in third year and immediately became best friends

Evan Rosier

really homophobic outwardly but was in the closet (for a HOT minute)

flirted with girls constantly

super protective over Pandora and Dorcas

had the worst penmanship and Regulus and Barty both refused to help him with homework because of it

managed to be the only Slytherin who sucked at potions

Barty Crouch Jr.

gay little lad with gay handwriting

LOVED cats. this man was the BIGGEST cat lover I do not care im right ur wrong. absolutely adored them

had a little sister who he was really protective over, she was in Hufflepuff and died during her 4th year which is what made him follow Regulus into joining up w the Death Eaters

daddy and mummy issues for days. bro never had a civil conversation w them

he absolutely beloathed Walburga and Orion Black when he found out what they did to Regulus, but obviously never said anything about it

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chaosismynamemf · 1 year

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Here are headcanons bc i decided im not going to wait for someone to ask for them bc im not a wuss PT. 1

I SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN

REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK IS REALLY FUCKING TALL

Remus and lily are also pretty tall

James and sirius are short kings

peter's average height and hes chill with that

hes also carries himself really like idk proper? idk. He just unconsciously has really good posture. its so fuckin elegant (Bc you KNOW that shit was drilled into him asap. sirius was the same way i think lol. I think my mans literally trained himself to slouch.)

ALSO- I regulus has autism (ik its a popular hc but idc if its popular i agree with it and i love everyone being nd and gay and pwinpiwnpinqfp I NEED REPRESENTATION ALR??)

Reg also has bipolar disorder and anxiety ptsd and depression

Sirius has bpd and ocd and ptsd bc i have bpd and ocd and i said so

james has adhd

remus has depression and anxiety

peter is the token nt friend lmao once again hes just chillin

hes vv supportive tho and is as helpful as he can be you wont catch him slippin and being ignorant and weird about his friends and they mental illness. Nuh-uh no sir.

Ok so i dunno much about the slytherin skittles or like Marlene, dorcus (is she apart of slytherin skittles?? idk man) ,mary, etc etc

But i see them everywhere in the fandom sooooo yall best be aware ive gotten attached to these fuckers

Marlene

She is SO FUCKIN HOT

Gods

So hot

She could step on me

Her and sirius are besties. Leather jacket duo if you will.

OK BUT REGULUS IN PLATFORMS???

Just thought of that and i am in love

Ugh this man is my everything

i honestly just wanna be his best friend

deadass

but anyways

i actually like the idea of regulus and sirius having similar music tastes and exchanging music reccs

dont come at me lmao

Literally reggie and sirius are just 2 sides of the same coin

this post is getting really fuckin long. BUT IDC

i wanna talk about my VERY MUCH ALIVE AND WELL AND HAPPY gay wizards

i dont know much about other cultures or anything like that.

so im not gonna go willy nilly and assign a bunch of headcanons on race or ethnicity or whatever

but i am TELLING YOU, YEA YOU

my wizard babies were not all white

We can all agree on this yes?

james has a little bump on the bridge of his nose.

And dimples

regulus and sirius getting drunk would either be really really funny or really really depressing

There is no in between

regulus is the type to not heavily drink all too often but when he does? my mans is blackout

the next morning? he dont know shit, legit if he DOES remember anything? hes like "mustve been a funky dream"

Yes regulus says funky

i honestly dont gaf that marauders era is set in like the 70's

Regulus deadass acts like gen Z incarnated, and you wouldnt be able to snatch this from my cold dead hands

even then i wouldnt let go

id wake up to bitch slap you

bitch

ANYWAYS

I think that regulus has like really explosive anger and sirius actually has like the quiet, you know im angry, what'cha gonna do about it?

my logic is that regulus has for the longest time kept all of his emotions and opinions to himself bc he literally couldnt express them because he was barely surviving as is

regulus speaking his mind about anything would be suicide

Now the opposite is for sirius ofc

sirius from pretty early got to scream and shout what he thought and felt until he lost his voice

He got a lot of it out of his system

he hasnt HAD to bottle up enough anger to be explosive

Also jus sayin i set all of this in a everyone lives, nobody dies universe

voldemort is killed in the 1st war because regulus survived the cave and ended up on Order of the phoenix's doorstep bein like

"Let me in, i got sum shit to tell you"

Man's is soaking wet and has a look so intense noone can tell him no

And so my mans joins the order and ends the war MUCH MUCH EARLIER

pop off buddy

love ya, mean it

nobody really trusted him at first

and i mean it

regulus was vv alienated at first (Not by dorcus, but dorcus is only one person and cant keep the caution and disgust and animosity away completely)

and you know what??

He was hurt he was angry he was depressed and he was so so over this shit

So he screamed until he was hoarse and told them to get their heads outta their asses bc he was here to help and here to stay

he knows he fucked up and he is self aware to know that he couldve been called the "bad guy" on many occasions

but that doesnt fuckin matter anymore because hes apart of their little hero club now and he is not being shunned just because he was a dumb kid who made mistakes

long story short my dudes like "SO-if you're going to talk shit, either say it to my face or keep quiet. ight?"

vv quickly after that people choose to keep quiet and actually yknow interact with him and see for themselves that he is not the boogie man hiding under their bed waiting to fuck them over.

I love angry, unhinged, doesnt gaf anymore regulus

Hes been through too much to be calm cool and collected towards people who he doesnt give a shit about (i mean he will but still)

ANYWAYS (can you tell i have adhd? if not i vv much am)

Regulus yanks his school besties (Even and barty) away from voldemort. I think my mans straight up yoinked them.

after the war he reaches out to pandora

this is getting really long so i will make another part lmao

LOOK YOU CANT BLAME ME

these characters couldve been so dynamic and complex

and jkr ROBBED US

#jkr is trash #i hate her #anyways #I love my dead gay wizards #Except they aren't dead :)#jegulus headcanon #james x regulus #james & peter & remus & sirius #peter pettigrew #regulus #sirius and regulus #marauders era #harry potter fandom #regulus headcanon #regulus being regulus #regulus and evan and barty #regulus deserved better #black brothers

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wendytestabrat · 2 months

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hot take: seasons 1-3 are NOT the best seasons of family guy

ok so like the people who say seasons 1-3 of family guy are the only good seasons are total liars and they’re trying to hard to be edgy and contrarian bc those were like the lowest rated seasons which was why it got cancelled after them FJSJSJSK. i think they also just have nostalgia for those seasons if they grew up in 1999-2002 and watched the reruns on adult swim. i don’t think family guy got RLLY good until season 4 when it was brought back from the dead. imo seasons 4-9 are like the best seasons of the show, that was the golden era from 2005-2010 (even tho there was a little evidence of it slipping around s8 & s9 but they were still solid ass seasons). there’s even some episodes from seasons 10 & 11 i’d rather watch than seasons 1-3 if we’re being honest. ESPECIALLY “back to the pilot” and the reason why that episode is so funny is bc of the way it pokes fun at the flaws in s1 yet ya’ll ignore that FHSSHSJSJ. but yeah the main issue with seasons 1-3 was how underdeveloped the show was and it hadn’t rlly found its voice yet imo. another problem i have with those seasons is they feel way too similar to the simpsons. the humor and gags are def way more lighthearted and family friendly, but yeah that aint the family guy we know bc the show does way better as an edgy offensive comedy like south park lol. i think that’s why a lot of people like seasons 1-3 more bc the show had a little bit more of a serious tone back then before it just turned into a bunch of offensive stupidity, but idc i like the offensive stupidity in family guy FHDJSJKS. also umm ya’ll realize seasons 1-3 BARELY used the brian & stewie dynamic, yet ya’ll say brian & stewie are the best part of the show even tho all the B&S episodes came later so MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. but yeah seasons 1-3 def do deserve credit for being a bit more serious and mild and having more of a good heart to them (which is DEF something i appreciate abt those seasons) i’m not saying those seasons are bad, they’re just different and i love them for different reasons, but they AINT where the show shined best. s2 is prob my fav season from that era i mean “road to rhode island”, “da boom” and “peter peter caviar eater” are masterpieces. i also feel like the humor in seasons 1-3 was more quick and subtle too, wheras the gags started becoming way more long and elaborate as the show went on (for better or worse) so yeah i appreciate that abt 1-3 bc some of the jokes actually hit harder and are funnier bc of this. like that gag comes to mind where peter is pretending to call lois from the office but he’s rlly in the kitchen and lois is like “peter i can see you” LOL and then he moves so she can’t see him and is like “ok NOW i’m at the office” like some of those jokes were so pure and simple and didn’t need an elaborate ass set up or pop culture reference. but yeah i’m honestly sick of people acting like family guy went downhill way before it actually did or acting like the show only has 3 good seasons bc that’s BULLSHIT. the truth is family guy has had like 11 good seasons which is A LOT and impressive af imo it was able to go strong for that long. (yes s10 & 11 are a bit mid but still watchable imo, i even like s12 too even tho everyone complains abt that season for killing off brian FJDJDJSJ, but it had plenty of decent episodes like “into harmony’s way” and “grimm job”). it wasn’t until like s13 when i started complaining and found the show unbearable to watch DHSJSJKS. but yeah even after s13 there’s been some good episodes here and there even tho i don’t watch family guy regularly and keep up with all the episodes like i used to. s16 and s20 are DEF the strongest of the modern seasons and had a handful of decent episodes. if there’s a new episode i usually only watch it one time wheras the old episodes i re-watched until i could recite every line LOL. i’d still rather watch modern family guy over A LOT of shows and cartoons, it’s one of the only shows left on tv that still makes legitimate comedy without caring abt being offensive even if it’s not as laugh out loud funny as it was.

#wow i just hit the character limit EXACTLY after i typed ‘was’#i’m glad i fit it all in there without having to use my notes app #family guy #south park #the simpsons #FAMILYGUYRANTGARBAGE

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fictionxlover · 4 years

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GH 2019

I keep hearing Podcasts doing this so I’m going to try:

Best Actress of 2019: Maura West, periodt.

Best actor of 2019: ......anyway next

Best Newcomer: Trina, she’s my baby

Best SL of 2019: ......Hayden’s return for first 2 months

Most disappointing SL: Cult SL

Best Couple: .........................................wait.......Ava and......no.....oh god............wAIT Chillow. There it is. Wow I really kept tapping the dot button cuz I had no idea for a minute 😭💀

Worse Character: Franco. Listen, Peter is uGH as well but for past 3 years or so it’s been twice a year let’s insert Franco into this SL so people forgive him or he’s the good guy and every character will love him now. Please just stop. I’m begging you. Stop.

Character who deserves better: Elizabeth Webber and Drew Cain

Character I want to see more of in 2020: Trina, Cam, Joss, Dev tbh. Let them flourish.

Best Comeback: Nikolas Cassadine

Worse Couple: There’s a lot but the biggest disappointment for me is Jason/Sam. I’ll always love the old days but man they just don’t seem to have it anymore. People can blame the writing a lot but one actor seems to rather be doing anything else when they are in scenes with the other actor so can we just stop Im tired. Give them better stories so maybe they can wake up a bit or exit them off. Idc at this point. Runner up was Peter and Maxie tho. I don’t even care Maxie is sleeping with her dead husbands brother who had a part of him dying. That’s soapy. The problem is they don’t have any chemistry lmao.

What I want in 2020: Better SLs, better romance, more Elizabeth Webber, just do better 😴

#general hospital #gh

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