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#PLEASE RELEASE THE EPISODES F A S T E R
dbphantom · 1 year
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[checks which chapter was just adapted] but I want gear 5 to be animated nooooow
Wailing sobbing sliding across my desk like a pathetic little slime
#spoilers#but I'm not tagging this main-tag-wise bc I'm just rambling#I just want to hear the drums officially dammit is that so bad#I've been listening to Luffy's awakened performance and Luffy's awakening theme on loop for the past 2 days now#Recently found them again after like. 6months. AND ITS STILL NOT HERE YET#I'm going to combust and die I neeeeeeeed it#PLEASE RELEASE THE EPISODES F A S T E R#GH#Cruddy rambles#Sobs#I really really really hope they do rubberhose animation. I want Luffy to look like he transported himself to a totally different show#Like that cup/he/ad show that came out recently? I'd kill for that style of animation for g5#WITH Looney Tunes sfx of course#Listen this is PERSONAL okay#I made an oc whose magic I based on the wacky wonders of one/piec/e by giving him protection magic based on cartoons#Bc I thought hey oda does some funky stuff with Luffy being rubber and all#And then!!! GEAR 5 HAPPENED!!! AND I LOST MY MIND!#I did something RIGHT for once!!!!!!!#Cord isn't alone anymore... Granted he's not as op as g5 bc it's for protection but even still!!!!#He bounces his eyes pop out he gets little birds that circle his head he can run on air so long as he doesn't look down#He gets xylophoned when crushed and pops back up perfectly fine#I designed it all off of on/e/pie/ce and then it turned around and proved me right and I 😭😭😭#This funky little dude is something that can be so personal...#And also it's cool as fuck and I NEED to know how they're gonna animate it#Especially when Luffy jump ropes with Kaido#That and Luffy hitting the gear 2nd pose while in gear 5... I lost my mind when I saw that panel#I got tons of hate on the sub that day for voicing my excitement abt g5 and how cool it was... Who's laughing now ya fuckin fun police???#It's Luffy. Holy shit he can't fucking stop...#Anyway. I'm sorry. I'm suuuuper tired I'm just rambling at this point. I'm gonna go calm down and write a little b4 I sleep#This H2O au isn't gonna write itself... No matter how much I hope it will.......
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polhdx · 2 years
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Sakura dungeon monk
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planetchii · 3 years
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THE NICHIASA SHITPOSTING REPORT
Tropical Rouge: The two exs are fighting again. All because Asuka's new family messed up Yuriko's super serious TV bit about the school. Which Yuriko got in the divorce. I mean, it's not the girls' fault that a banner that they were putting up hit Yuriko square in the face and pushed her into the water.
In any case, like true former lovers, they take that fight to the battlefield of quiz game shows. However, after tying with the student council in the Battle of The Century (tm) with Minori's smarts, a series of unfortunate events causes Asuka's new family to fall behind because because one used information that humans don't have and another can't math, even if everyone's daughter Sango had it all perfectly counted. But Asuka won't give up, and is still fast enough to run away from alimony payments outrun her ex and hit a big red button, and get a Yaraneeda beaten by Cure La Mer in less than 5 minutes to the surprise of everyone, including Numeri. Never mess with speedrunners.
Saber: The final battle has commenced and Storious still has not taken a cough drop. Storious, please, we know you want to sound like a scary villain, but you're going to kill your throat soon doing this, please. I mean, I know you saw the script for the show years in advance and really had some questions about the direction the writer was taking your character, and I know the ending didn't sit well with you, but please. Halls cough drops are cheap. I know the book is already set and was sent to print but please. Think of your throat. We can retcon it later. And by we, I mean Touma.
Meanwhile, everyone is dying. Everyone we love is DYING. Also the Shindai siblings, who took repeated stabbings in the back. At least everyone died of exhaustion or in the process of The Great Vanishing of 2021. Though, I feel like I've seen the whole, stabbing people in the back thing with the Shindai siblings before.
And while all of this is happening, Mei has finally made it to the office after convincing Luna to go to the battlefield for reasons, and rewards herself with writing a fanfiction to be posted on AO3 later this week. It's a strange turn of events that the end of the world has released her creative juices, but when you gotta create, you gotta create.
Zenkaiger: The war for Yatsude's heart has commenced between Stacey's Ice Cream addiction and Kaibot. But before they could fully get into a fight, Kaito called truce because it was his bed time and he also had to take a cat to the hospital. They work out a new time for their date in front of Kaito's other boyfriend and go on their merry way, with a fuming Vox somewhere in there.
To deal with this sudden but inevitable betrayal of his boyfriend who he saved from jail a few episodes ago, Vox angerly eats corn. Vox loves corn. It's gold like him, the husk is round so the entire thing is round. The cornals make it look like a gear, and it would never get back together with it's ex for a date. Truly the most trustworthy of vegetables.
Flint has to get Vox's ass off the couch in his depression corn eating to go help Kaito. Mostly because between the Zenkaiger group and the Twokaizer group there are 9 brain cells. And all of them belong to Flint.
So the new War for Yatsude's heart commences, and Stacey immediately resorts to cheating. I mean, he's gotta win. He needs his ice cream fix. But that cheating causes everyone else to join in something that was going to be a one-vs-one fight, including a very angry boyfriend who was not too happy to both have to help, and see his gears being used by his boyfriend's ex.
Really, I don't understand why they have to fight. I mean, Kaito has two hands. He could love both boyfriends equally.
T H E R I V E R D E M A N D S A S A C R A F I C E.
(Shame the Tojitendo have to bust out the human to fix this biological robot.)
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jstlikemagic · 4 years
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nsfw alphabet: jeff wittek
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hiya everyone! so someone had asked if i could go in-depth on my bdsm breakdown of jeff but i had already gone through the acronym. SO! i remembered that the nsfw alphabet existed and thought it’d be put to great use on this blog. please reblog or like if you enjoyed! :)
a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
jeff is definitely very caring after sex. if he knew he pushed you and went a little too rough on you, i could 100% see him getting an ice pack for your welts or putting some cream on them just to make sure you’re okay. i also feel like after sex, he would check in to see if you enjoyed yourself because he believes he has to have a top performance. imagine he went to rough on you and you were having trouble walking, so he picks you up bridal style and carries you to the bathroom to make sure you pee (no uti’s in this bitch) and to make sure you’re cared for. then he’d carry you back to bed and tuck you in:,)
b = body part (their favorite body part of their partner’s)
i believe jeff is an ass guy. some may debate on this BUT even if you don’t have the thiccest of the thiccy, he would love it regardless. with or without the sex, he seems like the type to always have his hands on your ass no matter what. doing dishes? his hands smack your ass. y’all are kissing? his hands are on your ass. if you’re riding him, he would most definitely guide you with his hands on your probably already bright red cheeks. / if you wanna read a little bit more about this, read my bdsm breakdown! 
c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
he’d def want to finish on your ass or all over your tits. if he’s fucking you doggystyle and is about to come, he’d pull out and release his cum all over your ass. if he was finishing while y’all were in missionary, he’d instruct you to sit up on your knees and push your tits together. you’d put your tongue out just to see if you’d get a little taste of his cum and he’d jack himself off and aim at your tits.
d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
sometimes he’d like to pick fights with you because he knew the makeup sex would be BOMB AF. or even if y’all didn’t make up, the angry sex would be so rough and fulfilling. he’d love to have the chance to wrap his hand around your throat or manhandle you but you didn’t mind it at all because it was CONSENSUAL and you knew he wouldn’t push the boundary.
e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
i’d say he’s very experienced. he lost his virginity at the age of 12 so he’s had about 18 years of practice. plus his last girlfriend is spicy as hell so i wouldn’t surprised if they fucked all the time or had $picy sex :)
f = favorite position (this goes without saying)
doggy.
g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
not really. not to say y’all would never be goofy but i’ve always thought that like if something went wrong during sex, you would laugh it off and he’d get embarrassed. imagine you and the vlog squad are taking a trip in an rv. so you and jeff are trying to get it on in the bunks, i could 100% see him fucking hit his head off the top bunk and you’re just laughing his ass off and he keeps on saying that it isn’t funny and to shut the fuck up lol
h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
he is 100% a ken doll down there. he cares a lot about his image so i’m sure he’s well maintained under there.
i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
“as far as making love, i can see him as extremely passionate but soft at the same time? like i feel like he would be soft in the way of talking to you. like i can imagine him gassing you up and just calling you beautiful and telling you how much he loves your certain features. like he’d just be a complete softie! his strokes would 100% send it home and he’d probably be gripping the headboard while thrusting into you passionately.“ (taken from one of my blurbs)
j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)
if you went on a business trip or a vacation, he is def relying on his hand. if you’re around, i can’t see him doing it often. maybe you had somewhere to be and he caught a glimpse of you and got horny. so while you’re gone, he decides to masturbate and you realize that you left something. so you walk back to the apartment and nerf comes tapping to you. hearing moans coming from the bedroom, you turn to nerf and say ”hey nerf, what is daddy doing?” you inch closer to the door and the moans become more prominent. slowly opening the door, you’re met with a naked jeff, abs well defined, and his hair sticking to his forehead due to all the sweat. “woah woah woah, y/n, what are ya doin’?” he’d panic. getting all shy, you’d tell him to continue and pretend you’re not even there as you search for the item you left behind lol
k = kink (one or more of their kinks)
“some kinks that i see jeff would have are: double penetration, dirty talk/degradation, and candle wax play. when it comes to double penetration, i don’t mean in the typical way of two people filling both holes. i don’t think jeff would want to share his partner so i envision more of his partner (who has a vagina) wearing a butt plug while he fucks his partner’s vagina. another kink we can explore is dirty talk with degradation. just like david, i can see him saying stuff like ‘can you take daddy’s cock like a good girl?’ (hehe daddy kink) and ‘do you like it when daddy fills your holes like the slut you are?’ dirty stuff like that ya kno?“ (taken from one of my blurbs)
l = location (favorite places to do the do)
it depends. if y’all are at a hotel for example (like the one in miami), it’s the balcony. i could see him fucking you from behind while pulling your hair and nipping at your neck. if it’s a casual day in the life; the bed, the couch, or maybe even the barber chair? when i think about having sex in the chair, i think of his partner first giving him head while he’s sitting in the chair, then transitioning to riding him in the chair, and maybe you’re holding onto the arms of the check and fucks you from the back. :,)
m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
what turns jeff on? every part of your being. as corny as it sounds, he seems like you could just make a funny joke and everyone laughing would turn him on????? that maybe sounds weird but he’d be so into you that something as simple as that could get him going. also when he catches you dancing at a party and just exuding confidence all over the place!
n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
probably roleplay and every that’s too taboo. i could see him not enjoying roleplay because he’d think it’s “too cheesy”
o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
i believe he prefers to receive other than give. and no one come for my neck for saying that. it doesn’t make him selfish because his stroke games seems a1. 
p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
it depends. if y’all are making love, it’s slow and sensual. if it’s a hookup or just fucking, y’all are going fast and rough. (here’s a blurb where i talk about both of these)
q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
they wouldn’t happen often but if you did it, it was in a public place. i can totally see jeff and his partner hooking up really quick in david’s bathroom during a party because y’all literally couldn’t wait till y’all got home. other than that, i feel like he really wouldn’t like to rushed so quickies didn’t happy as often as with someone like david.
r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
i think he’s down to experiment but it depends. i don’t see him as OUTRAGEOUSLY kinky but say one night you’re like “hey wanna try anal?” he might be hesitant at first but try it after you beg him. i feel like if it’s what his partner wants, he’ll do it because he’s a sucker for them.
s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
he’s a pretty healthy guy so i’d say three rounds TOPS. and as far as how long does he last? i’d say 30-45 minutes! 
t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
the only toy i could envision him wanting to try on you is a butt plug. due to the fact i’ve stated that i think he’s an ass guy, i think he would go nuts to see his princess with a pink and glitter butt plug in all its glory. :,) 
u = unfair (how much they like to tease)
i don’t think he’s into teasing that much during sex. i think he’s clear, concise and to the point. however, i believe he’d be the biggest tease before sex. like imagine sitting on his lap in david’s tesla after leaving the club. and his hands are just stroking the inner part of thighs and he’d lean into your ear and say something like “can’t wait till we get home mmmm-” and then kiss your neck
v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
he’s definitely loud. matt king said he was loud when he masturbates and i believe it. i feel like he has more breathy moans and low moans???? definitely a grunter as well
w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
he’s definitely against threesomes with a male partner. he may be willing to share you with a female friend but i could see him still getting jealous over sharing you. if there was a threesome with you and another woman, he would be the one to dictate the situation. like telling you two to kiss and or feel each other’s tits or get the other woman off.
x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
this has been a topic of discussion many of times on my blog but i’ve come to the conclusion; he may not be thick but he’s long.
y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
he definitely has a high sex drive. y’all remember that jeff’s barbershop episode when matt said he could hear jeff masturbate a lot? joke or not, i believe it. due to his flirty nature as well, i could see him definitely down to fuck 24/7.
z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
i feel like he would knock tf out. this guy gets up early in the morning and powers throughout the day so if y’all have sex late at night, he’s knocked. but if it’s early in the mornings, that’s just one way for him to start the day. he would probably lay in bed for like 30 minutes then take a shower and start his day.
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hi! can i request a nsfw alphabet for kenma?
Thank you for the request!!!! I am not going to lie to you I think Kenma is secretly super kinky
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Warnings: NSFW
Requests are open
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He doesn’t ever say much but always does little things to let you know that he cares, he likes to wrap his arms around you and play with your hair until you fall asleep, or give you a couple of little kisses. He cares about you a lot and will show it through actions not words. 
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He loves his hands, they play video games, hold your hand and most importantly can make you cum within minutes, so versatile so great. 
On you he loves your thighs, he loves laying his head in your lap while he plays games, getting pulled on your lap, and holding on to them while he is pounding into you or pulling them to his face while he eats you out. 
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
At first is super embarrassed when he would cum but after the two of you built trust in your relationship he gets more confident in where he is going to cum. He loves to cum deep inside you because he doesn;t like the mess, he also likes when you swallow because it’s not worth his time to clean it up. With you however he is going to want to lick it all up slowly and take his time to clean everything up. He likes it the lazy way most of te time but sometimes he likes to be messy and cum all over you. 
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He has absolutely tried a vibrating cock ring and loves it, he loves that it can please him without him having to do any work, he would turn it to the highest setting and get off while he was playing games. 
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He watched a lot of porn before he got a girlfriend and he picked some things up but he really just watched girls boobs bounce and their reactions, so he started out knowing the basics but was super nervous but was amazing his first time nonetheless. He only gets better every time you two finish you are blown away and wondering where he learned that. 
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
HOnestly if he can be inside you he likes it. He does really like having you ride him because he doesn’t have to do a lot of work and he gets to watch your boobs bounce and your face scrunch up. He also loves hitting it from behind and pulling your hair and being able to smack your ass and grab your boobs while he pounds into you, just depends on the day 
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Serious. He isn’t goofy ever and sex is not going ot be any difffernt, he is very calm and serious, Getting him to actually smile at you with his eyes is going to be as goofy as he gets. 
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Carpet has brown straight hair and he doesn't see the point of doing any maintenance unless you ask him too then he totally will because he wants you to be happy and he wants to give you every reason to do it with him. 
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Usually a total dom and is going to be talking dirty and just focused on the pleasure for the two of you once he is done he becomes a sweetheart who cuddles right up to you but don’t expect that 90% of the time while you are actually doing it. 
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Doesn’t see the need for it anymore, he has you, if he is horny he is going to have you right there to help him out, if for some reason he is away at a con or something and you aren’t there then he is going to be in his hotel room, calling you so you can help him get off, he is going to be whiny and moaning and it’s not going to completely satisfy him so right wihen he gets back he is going to be on you. 
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
I feel like he is either a kinky boy or the most vanilla boy on the planet , but for the sake of this let’s all say that he is super kinky. Like I feel like  he likes any and everything kinky. Call him daddy, praise him, he’ll edge you and deny you orgasms until he’s ready for that. He is going to be a total dom 90% of the time and is going to make you scream his name. Most of all I feel like he has a total voyeurism kink, like he loves watching you touch yourself thinking of him, or watching you suck off someone else and knowing that he is the one who gets to take you after that and that you just keep looking at him because no one else compares to him. He really trusts you when you do that but is still going to get jealous and intervene halfway through because he can’t handle it and will push into you. He is also a dirty talk God like something switches on inside of him and he becomes a sex God like he is going to leave you satisfied. 
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He prefers his bed room where the two of you can make as much noise as you want and have privacy. He also likes doing it in the kitchen, living room or anywhere in you two have privacy. 
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
If he walks in the door and you have his gaming headset on with matching colored lingerie he is going to first whine that you take it off then fuck you so good that you can’t walk the next day. He also loves when you get on his streams and message things about how cute he is under your anonymous account that he knows is you, or when you actually do play with him. He also cannot handle when you run your hand up his thighs. 
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He wouldn't let anyone see hickeys on either of you, he is protective of you and doesn’t want his fans saying anything about you. He also wouldn’t like to actually hurt you, get pegged or have him be blindfolded. 
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He is going to love you giving him head and he is going to start off calm and collected when you start and is going to be looking down at you while biting his lip but once you start picking up the pace he is going to let out needy moans and pull at your hair. If he's really horny he is going to take control and fuck your face and make a mess out of you. 
He really only eats you out when he is taking his time with you, he is going to be a total tease and have you screaming his name the entire time. He knows exactly what he's doing between licking and sucking on your clit. It only takes a couple of minutes for you to be screaming his name. He always gets a little ego boost from it. 
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
If he is dom mode he is going to be fast and rough enough that you aren't able to keep up with it all you feel is pleasure. If he's in a soft mood it's going to be almost painfully slow because he likes to watch every single expression on your face as he enters you and is going to kisses along your jaw as he teases you, eventually though he needs more and ends up speeding it up.
He is going to like to do them after a long stream or even between filming episodes, he gets really tense while playing and a quickie is a great way to release stress. He also loves them early in the morning when it’s quiet, these are usually some of the most loving because it is just the time for the two of you even if it is quick it is a lot of quiet love. 
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He is willing to try a lot of things on you and try new positions, kinks and ideas, there isn’t a ton that he is not willing to try like he loves trying things with you. 
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He likes a one and done type of thing, he takes his time and ends up lasting forever but he doesn’t like for it to take several rounds because he uses all of your energy in the first round. 
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He likes toys on you when you are masturbaitng or he is teasing you but he is going to only like to use his hands to prove that he is the only person that can make you orgasm and just feel that good. 
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He is going to tease just so he can hear you beg for him, he is going to make you whiny and needy before e is going to give you what you want. 
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He’s super quiet and is going to let out a couple low moans and grunts when he gets into it but for the most part the only thing you are going to hear from him is dirty talk. 
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
One time he was losing during his game and was super grouchy and a viewer commented something negative about you and he told them no, ended the stream and then went and pulled you into the bedroom and fucked you, he now has no one ever make comments about you 
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He is shy about everything but that, he gets his confidence for a reason he is probably like 7 inches with a thick base and he knows how to use it. 
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Honestly not that high, he really is ready to go at it about once a week maybe once every other week, but when he does it is not cut short by anything, he takes his time with you and gives you everything you want. If you do it more often it is going to be shorter but definitely as good. 
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He either pulls out, pulls you close and then is straight asleep, or cuddles you until you fall asleep then gets up and goes to play games until he is tired (which is going to be never so you end up waking up and having to force him to bed) 
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chaeryybomb · 4 years
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july comebacks review
CHUNGHA ft. CHANGMO: PLAY
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holy shit this is definitely my favorite song of the month!!!
the entire song just screams F E S T I V E
the music video, choreography and outfits were all so amazing
and it’s only a pre-release
honestly I can’t wait for her album to come out
I love how she interpreted Spanish elements in this comeback
I love the tango part in the dance and when the hip hop dancers come out!!!
and at the end where everyone just comes out like it’s a huge fiesta!!
this song also has quite a lot of high notes but chungha’s voice gets a rest during the rap part
speaking of the rap part, her expressions during that is amazing!!
overall, definitely my favorite song of this month (maybe this year), its so colourful and festive and its perfect for summer!
IRENE & SEULGI: MONSTER
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this song exceeds my expectations
when I first saw the teasers, I thought the song would have quite heavy edm and maybe some bad boy/peek-a-boo elements
while the song does have some of those elements, the entire thing is literally not what I expected
the music video is very aesthically pleasing and it reminds me a lot of a dreamcatcher mv
the mv was also delayed because I heard that they needed to edit some parts out. for example, someone said that if according to the teasers, there should be a scene where Irene stabs a doll with scissors but that part has been cut out I think
ngl I wanted seulrene to perform in the white corset outfits because holy shit those outfits s e r v e d
it also definitely proves that Irene is not just a visual, she’s a very talented rapper and singer so people need to stop seeing her as “red velvet’s visual”!!!
irene has sort of a husky voice like Jisoo’s, just not as deep
I also love Seulgi’s part after the first chorus?? she’s literally g r o w l i n g
as much as I love blonde Irene, why did they give her the wig dhshdhd I bet she was uncomfortable dancing in that
especially she has to bend her back at one point. and speaking of that part, there was one stage where she “winks” while doing it it but Irene said she was actually wincing in pain. (also the mv scene of it where her part morphs into a monster scared me dhshd)
which is why I think irene likes performing “naughty” more instead. maybe it’s because it’s more a mature concept but Irene seems more natural doing so
do not get me started on “naughty”’s choreography,,, it’s SO PLEASING to watch, all those tutting w o w, it looks so hard but Irene and Seulgi make it seem effortless
and when they released the “easy” version on tiktok 😭😭 it still looks so hard please
overall, I hope they make another Irene and Seulgi comeback in the future like EXO-SC! I also hope they try this subunit thing with the rest of RV as well, I’m looking forward to a Seulgi Wendy Joy subunit and Irene Yeri subunit!
ATEEZ: INCEPTION
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*inhales* what does seonghwa ACHIEVE by SHOWING his ABS every performance
like hongjoong come collect your MANS
waiting for an episode where yeosang calls him out for over doing it
speaking of yeosang, he’s improved so much! he’s gotten more than one part of the song this time and I’m so proud!
and I’m in love with their “I’m in love” during the beginning and chorus
also woosan is out for my bias list-
ngl I find it kinda weird there’s a mini breakdance in between the the song cause usually breakdances are at the end
I also hope Jongho isn’t overworking himself as it seems he’s just recovered from his injury, I hope none of the boys will injure themself like during wonderland era
also yunho and hongjoong exchanged hairstyles from wave era dhshdh
per usual, hongjoong and mingi’s rap parts are my absolutely favorite
the music video honestly has a lot of theories going on and I’m still waiting for the smart atinys to decipher them dhshd
honestly, ateez reminds me a lot of bts, they’re both from small companies and I hope like bts, ateez will be able to rise to fame
overall, I like this comeback a lot but I wouldn’t say it would be my favorite era of them. Again I hope none of the boys overwork themselves this time
SOMI: WHAT YOU WAITING FOR
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ahhhh I’m so glad she’s back!!!
I love this song a lot and somi seems more comfortable with it too!
at first, she looks nervous performing it but I can see her getting more confident through out promoting the song
and it’s definitely more different than “birthday”
personally I like this song more than “birthday” (but “outta my head” will always be my absolute favorite)
somi’s “ring the alarm” has the same energy as “oops you’re not invited” dhshhd
I also love how she interpreted her name in the music video as “ennik” means sword in Dutch
I’m also glad that this time she isnt matching outfits with her backup dancers
personally, I feel that this song fits somi’s vocals better than birthday and she switches from high to low in the chorus
the chorus is 2nd verse is my favorite part of the song
overall, this is a really nice comeback from somi and I hope next time she’s back with more songs
GFRIEND: APPLE
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HUGE GODDESSES VIBES!!!!
the entire mv just SCREAMED Greek Goddesses to me
the dresses were so beautiful this era
I especially love the black dresses
and all the accessories made it 10x better
personally I feel very wrecked by yuju and yuju alone
(and maybe sowon's red eyes but shhh)
I was kinda hoping they'd make a comeback like "labyrinth" but boy this comeback was amazing
ever since they joined with big hit, everything has become so much better
plus umji getting her lines and centers!!!
I'm addicted to the "wee o wow wow wow" and the "kiss dance" parts
I'm honestly quite impressed that gfriend was able to perform in long dresses but I feel its better than performing in fitting short dresses
overall, I really like this comeback and the entire album is a bop. my favourite song is "eyes of the storm" because it sounds so much like an anime opening
APRIL: NOW OR NEVER
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omg I'm so glad I started stanning them after lalalilala era
also yena said she wanted to do a beach concept next in an interview during lalalilala as well soooooo
the song is soooo catchy and I can't help notice how smiley chaekyung and yena are this era!
I'm so glad that yena and rachel has actual lines this time (also I noticed rachel kinda has a lisp?)
chaekyung was rlly smiley during lalalilala so I thought a cute/fun concept would suit her and it does!
she's shinning during now or never era!!
I feel like the line distribution is pretty fair for 4 vocalists and 2 rappers
plus yena's "eottae" is really adorable!!
my favourite part of the song is the "nunbushin nunbushin" parts and I find the choreography for it rlly cute
and paradise is really catchy b-side!
overall, the comeback is very refreshing and it's nice to see them back on stage again. personally I'm not a huge fan of some of the outfits because I like matching sets instead but other than that, I really like this comeback!
LEE HI: HOLO
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did this song make me weep?
yes, yes it did.
queen lee hi making me cry with another song again
I just find lee hi's voice very emotional okay
it reminds me of the time when I first listened to "breathe"
honestly the song is such a breather for anyone's who's having a hard time
listening to the words "one day it will stop, and I'm gonna stop crying, stop feeling, stop thinking about you my baby" is quite comforting to hear
it really makes you think that is being alone really a bad idea?
I've listened to song on repeat ever since it came out
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Park Jaehyung Fanfic Recommendations
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Accidentally Kissing Him Goodbye: You bumped into your ex boyfriend at a club
Accidents Happen: Jae accidentally confesses to you
Alls Fair in Love and War: You and your lovely boyfriend Jae are at war. A hashtag war. And poor Dowoon is stuck in the middle of it. 
A Little: Maybe he was a little soft for you.
A Snowflake: Vlogger!Jae vlogging on your guys anniversary
A Soda and some Flamin’ Hot Cheetos: You, a broke college student, frequently go to this gas station to get some cheap food 
B
Baffled: Vlogger!Jae; Husband!Jae; “can I pet your dog” 
blanket burrito: You and Jae spent your anniversary in the comfort of your home
C
Call My Name: Every relationship has a story, and yours seems to always involve his name.    
Chocolate Kisses: Costco Run! 
Cookies and Kisses:  you’re baking together 
D
Driving Lessons: Jae teaching you how to drive
Drabble #29:  “Does he know about the baby?”
Drabble #2:  Falling asleep together
Drabble #3:  Wearing each other’s clothes 
Drabble #9:  Taking goofy photos in a photobooth 
Drabble #12:  Jae to buy tampons and pain killers while you're stuck in the bathroom 
Drabble #20: You are really short and Jae loves it 
Drabble #21:  you two finally have a movie date at home but instead of watching the movie the 2 of you end up just talking and cuddling and showering kisses onto each other 
Drabble #27: “How drunk was I?”
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Frustration: Jae calming you down after you were becoming moody due to school
G
Guilt  Part 1, Part 2: An argument with Jae turned out to be more damaging than you initially thought 
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If I Ever Fall in Love: A drunk mistake allows Jae to find out your true feelings about you and his break up
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K
L
M
Make Me a Sandwich: You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich 
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O
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Pepero Dare: You and Jae were dared to do the pepero challenges by 4 idiots 
Pillow fight: Jae takes gaming VERY seriously
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recording sessions:  “stop looking at me like that.” “but you’re so pretty.“ 
Remember When: Remember when we were dating?
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safe: taking the next step on a relationship seemed easy until a confusing and hurtful episode crossed your life, making you afraid and unsafe even with the person you loved the most
Snooping: “She’s my daughter, I can read her diary.” 
Sudden Change: Friends with Benefits to lovers 
Sweater Paws: You stole Jae’s hoodie but instead of looking like a sweater, it looks like a dress
T
Tickle, Tickle - Jae x Reader: mornings with Jae
The Best Things: It’s tradiition that Jae sings to you during bedtime 
The Twins: Having twins with Jae 
Too Close (Angst): Sometimes jealousy does ruin everything (Part 2)
To Study? :  where you two are studying in the library but he keeps being all fluffy and adorable that it´s distracting you
treat you better: After an awful break-up, you went to your best friend for comfort only to be surprised 
U
Untitled: Jae’s date idea goes incredibly wrong but that’s fine because he’s really cute anyway.
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X
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You’re Annoying (But I love it): “Oh my god Jae, shut up” 
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King Falls AM - Episode 5: Night of the Living Dread
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Summary: July 1, 2015 - Sammy & Ben learn of some breaking news regarding the Lake Hatchenhaw John Doe, but not everyone is as pleased as the broadcast duo.
[Podcast intro music]
Announcer Dear listeners, please note that the following program may contain views that do not reflect that of King Falls AM, its management, or its subsidiaries. Listener discretion is advised.
[KFAM intro music]
Sammy You’re listening to King Falls AM, that’s 660 on the radio dial. I’m your host, Sammy Stevens, and as always we are joined by producer and co-host extraordinaire, Ben Arnold.
Ben [trying not to be amused] You’re so- you’re so happy, aren’t you? You’re a child. Getting so giddy over that message.
Sammy Listening to a warning before a radio broadcast I’m on has literally been on the bucket list for a long time. Thanks Merv!
Ben *laughter* Ridiculous. A glutton for punishment.
Sammy What can I say? I enjoy a nice game of hard ball! Uh, y’know, but enough about what Merv doesn’t want you to hear, let’s talk about what he does want you to hear. And what do we have cooking tonight, Ben?
Ben Dude, it’s stacked alright? Stacked. We’ve got the- lovely Miss Emily Potter from the King Falls Library giving us her picks for enlightened summer reading.
Sammy Terrific! We always love speaking with Emily!
Ben You and me both.
Sammy I said “we,” Ben.
Ben Uh, I know. I- *breathes in* [stilted] I- We-We-uh, We’ve got some really cool news! here. We-we are announcing the line-up for the first annual King Falls Ambient Music Festival. That’s coming up the second hour.
Sammy Wait a second. The King Falls Ambient Music Festival? Is this town even big enough for a festival?
Ben Oh yeah! It’s like Coachella[1] but for hipsters that just want to relax. It’s all about “setting the mood.”
Sammy You know, I’m wondering if they’re gonna make it to a second annual.
Ben And then, um, [reluctant and slipping into mumbling] opening up the show we-we’ve got the- doctor *mumbling*
Sammy I-I’m sorry, Ben, what was that? You’re trailing off, buddy.
Ben We have that umm, *sniffs, lets out breath* one… guy. You know that- fo- w- talking about that *deep breath* one thing—
Sammy [trying to cut him off] Ben—
Ben —from a month ago or so—?
Sammy What? What are you talking about?
Ben You know— May- maybe we should start it with Uh, callers first! [mildly frantic] Just-uh-Give us a call at 424-279-3858 and let’s talk about… *tsk* anything! Let’s uh, whats your-whats your-whats-whats on your mind King Falls?
Sammy Ladies and gentlemen, put down your phones for a second. What Ben is trying to say is we’ve got a scoop here this evening on King Falls AM. We’re gonna be speaking with—
Ben [cutting Sammy off]Or you can tweet us! @kingfallsam. I-I-I will literally talk about anything right now. Even to Mr. Derschwitz about that weird toenail thing. Let-lets-lets go, people!
Sammy I thought we agreed—
Ben I know. Sammy, I’m sorry it’s just, [slightly more frantic] I’m-I’m not feelin’ the best here. Alright? my stomach, is all… knotted up, just thinking about this.
Sammy That is journalism. That feeling is journalism—
Ben [speaking over Sammy] I think it might actually be an ulcer! It Tastes, like Fear and Feels, like Cancer . It’s way more than anxiety. I-I’m gonna call Dr. Raúl, at break.
Sammy He’s a chiropractor!
Ben Maybe he can refer me?
Sammy Power through it, buddy! Look at this folks, we got somebody dialing into the hotline right now! You ready for this Ben? Come on.
Ben Please, be Reverend Hawthorne so we can talk about the Revival next month.
Sammy Oh stop it. You know he isn’t even scheduled!
Ben I just thought— maybe that’s how prayers work, I don’t know, I’m not a reverend!
Sammy King Falls AM, you’re on the air.
Dr. Rosenblum [Dr. Rosenblum’s voice is measured and monotonous and mildly creepy at all times] Good evening, this is Dr. Jeffery Rosenblum, with the, King Falls County Coroner’s Office.
Ben C-can I please just say—
Sammy Dr. Rosenblum, it is a pleasure to speak with you this evening.
Rosenblum Excited to be here, Sammy. Ecstatic even. We listen on slow nights.
Ben That’s the scariest thing I’ve ever heard.
Sammy Much appreciated, Doc. Now, as fate would have it, you were the overseeing physician working on the Lake Hatchenhaw John Doe, is that correct?
Ben Doc? Can you just, hold on for- one- moment- please?
Rosenblum Of course, Ben I—
Sammy Don’t start, Ben! We agreed to see this through.
Ben All I’m saying i- lemme finish- a- i-is that maybe it’s not our place *deep breath* to break this kind of news.
Sammy Fine. You know what? You’re right! Let’s just give this to our friends down at Channel 13 and let them be the ones to alert the public about this.
Ben [journalist voice] Doc, Ben Arnold. Tell us about cracking open the mystery body.
Sammy [quietly] Oh.
Rosenblum It’s true that I was the operating physician on that particular John Doe, y-es, irrefutablyy
Sammy Now, as I understand, your official report was released yesterday morning, doctor, but amazingly enough, not one publication or news station in our town- including King Falls AM- reported on it.
Rosenblum You are correct. Busy news day- one would assume.
Ben So, that means, you are— free to talk about it on air.
Rosenblum I would be elated
Sammy First and foremost on everyone’s minds: were there any signs of, uh, y’know, the lake mo- *sighs* I can’t.
Ben Did Kingsie make the body, bite the big one?
Rosenblum There was no evidence that a creature large or small had anything to do with the deceased.
Ben *sigh of relief* That- I knew Kingsie didn’t have it in her.
Sammy Now, Dr. Rosenblum, can you tell us if there was any foul play involved at all?
Rosenblum During our first autopsy we were not able to distinguish with certainty the cause of death. But there were no signs of foul play
Sammy I’m sorry, did you say “first” autopsy?
Ben [confused] Is that normal? Did you- find out the cause of death during the… second autopsy?
Rosenblum Indeed. It was six individual gunshot wounds to the victim’s head. Three shots to the temporal lobe, two to the mendulla oblongata—
Sammy What?! Six gunshot wounds?!
Rosenblum To the cranium, yes. One to the frontal lobe, another to—
Ben So the Lake Hatchenhaw John Doe was, murdered?
Sammy I can’t believe this! This is big! Why didn’t one news outlet report this thing yesterday?!
Rosenblum Well, the cause of death was inconclusive and with no signs of foul play, it was not exactly a juicy story.
Ben and Sammy Wait a second.
Rosenblum …yes?
Sammy I’m sorry, doc. I’m not in the medical orrr criminal fields but, how is six gunshots not foul play?
Rosenblum Well, that was between the first autopsy and the second. The gunshots were self-defense administered via Deputy Kreighauser at my behest.
Sammy Ben, we’re gonna wanna get Troy on the phone and see what he’s got to say about this.
Ben “Things Ben Arnold would never think under ordinary circumstances for 800, Alex.”[2]
Sammy Doc, while we’re getting Deputy Troy on the line, would you mind if we took a quick break to hear from one of our sponsors?
Rosenblum That’s just- Dandy.
[light bg music]
Greg Frickard After a long day’s work or a tough day’s play, you probably just wanna come home and relax. No need to slave over a hot stove for hours on end. Well that’s where we come in! Here at Granny Frickard’s, we know that the less time you spend doing the things you don’t like, is the more time you spend with the ones you love. So come get some of the best frog legs that money can buy. Granny Frickard’s French-fried farm-fresh never-frozen filleted-and-fricasseed fried-and-flambeed frog legs. Mm-mm-mm. So get on down to Granny Frickard’s Froggery at the corner of Main Street and 7th Avenue. We’ll put some pep in your step and some hop in your heart.
[KFAM intro music]
Sammy And we’re back on King Falls AM, here with King Falls County Coroner, Dr. Jeffery Rosenblum.
Rosenblum A Pleasure.
Sammy Do you have Troy, Ben?
Ben He’s booking one of the Williams boys for mooning. He’ll call us in a few.
Sammy I’m a little out of sorts here, doc. Can you explain what happened between the first inconclusive autopsy and the point where Troy filled the cadaver full of lead.
Rosenblum Of course. As I was finishing the initial post-mortem, it came to my attention that the deceased began to emit a hissing sound, fluctuating between the lower thorax and the larynx.
Ben Oh my God.
Rosenblum I called for Deputy Kreighauser and he entered, as I wanted someone else to see this- phenomenon. That’s when the John Doe began a slight, thrashing about the upper torso.
Ben Um… are you saying—
Rosenblum The deputy began to fumble for his sidearm while we both discerned that something was wildly- amiss. The deceased opened its eyes and instantly grabbed for the lapel of my lab coat with voracious tenacity.
Ben Wh- ah- go on.
Rosenblum It gnashed its teeth as I emitted a terrified, albeit, high pitched, scream. And that’s when Troy unholstered his sidearm and administered six lethal shots to the reanimated corpse’s cranium.
Ben A zombie.
Sammy Alright, is there- [fumbling] Let’s just say- is there-
Ben We’ve got Troy on the line.
Deputy Troy [in bg] I don’t care if he was only joshin’. You can’t show your G-D derriere out in public! [car door slams] [pleasantly] Hey boys, what’s goin’ on tonight?
Sammy You tell us, Troy, holy geez! Uh, we’ve got Dr. Rosenblum on the line here and—
Deputy Troy Is this about the zombie?
Ben Yes! So-so you’re confirming this story, Troy?
Deputy Troy Well, hell yeah I’m confirming! I had to do three hours of damn paper work from unloadin’ my pistola into a corpse! Sheriff Gunderson was not the happiest of campers.
Ben [excited and awed] This is amazing… This is unprecedented .
Sammy [skeptical] This is a little unbelievable, Troy.
Rosenblum It is a first in my profession. Believe you me. [still tonelessly] Wowzers.
Deputy Troy Honest engine[3] boys. I capped the all get out of that thing! It had the doc by the face ‘bout to start chewing!
Rosenblum You’re my hero, Deputy Troy.
Deputy Troy Shucks, wasn’t nothin’ special.
Ben [slightly sullen] Except killing the first instance of a zombie in King Falls since—
Sammy Don’t say “since”.
Ben … Well… Since that one time at the mall in the '80s.
Sammy No, that’s not a real thing, Ben. That’s a film.
Ben [worked up] Sammy? How many extraordinary things are gonna have to SLAP you right in the face to make you buy into this? KING FALLS, MAN.
Deputy Troy You know me, Sammy. I always shoot ya straight. But it was the craziest sh[bleep]t I’ve ever seen. I mean it was like my-ex-wife-needs-alimony-money crazy.
Ben See? Even Barney Fife[4] saw it.
Sammy *sighs* I just—
Rosenblum I don’t want to cause an uproar here, but since that exam, there have been, other cases.
Ben Of frickin’ zombies?
Rosenblum Of reanimation among corpses… yes.
Deputy Troy Doc, you just give me a call if you need. I’m more than happy to go Clint Eastwood if the situation arises.
Rosenblum Will do, Deputy. Thank you so much for your- assistance. Without you, there may not have been this- interview.
Deputy Troy [proud] To protect and serve.
Sammy I can’t take all this in right now, Dr. Rosenblum I- e- Thank you so much for your insightful information.
Rosenblum As they say, [still monotone] “you got it, duude.”
[click, dial tone]
Ben You okay, Sammy? You… don’t look so well.
Deputy Troy Ah, hell, boys.[siren whoop] I gotta go. I’ll call you back later tonight! One of the Williams boys is tryin’ ta saw through the bars outside the jailhouse? [sirens in bg] [through megaphone] Jacob Williams put your hands UP and the file DOWN.
[click, dial tone]
Ben Alright King Falls, you’ve heard our story, let’s hear yours. Have you or anyone you know experienced anything like what the doctor spoke of? Reanimation? The walking—
Sammy Don’t.
Ben You know what I mean. Give us a call or tweet us.
Sammy Looks like the board is lighting up!
Ben Um…
Sammy What’s up? Okay, it can’t be any crazier than what we just heard, Ben.
Ben Line One, Sammy.
Sammy Welcome to King Falls AM, you’re on with Sammy and Ben.
Line 1 [female, almost sounds automated] Good evening, Sammy—
Sammy Do I know you ma'am?
Riley — please hold for Mayor Grisham.
Ben He… Probably just wants us to— mark these tapes as, evidence. *nervous laugh* Right, Sammy?
Sammy Or burn them.
Riley Sammy Stevens, Mayor Grisham.
Sammy Mayor?
Mayor Grisham Sammy… Ben.
Sammy You’re on live on King Falls AM, sir.
Mayor Grisham [commanding] Take me off and go to break. We need to chat.
Sammy No can do. Ben says we aren’t scheduled for break for another- uh- at least ten minutes.
Mayor Grisham Ben. Cut. To. Commercial.
Ben Uh- uh- uh- the thing is- I- I- I can’t- do that. Sir.
Mayor Grisham [threateningly pleasant] You boys want to talk live on air? We can talk live on air.
Sammy [challenging] Nothin’ to hide on this end of the phone, Mayor Grisham.
Mayor Grisham I hear your snide remarks, Sammy. I’ve read the transcripts.
Sammy Which! let’s be honest, is pretty weird. We’re a late night AM talk show, why are you bothering with us?
Mayor Grisham Oh, I don’t bother with you. I try to keep up to date with all the local news and entertainment. I gotta say, I was really happy a big city radio guy decided to come play host at our little radio station.
Sammy Well, I’m more than happy to—
Mayor Grisham I wasn’t finished… But I have to say, I’m a little less than thrilled with [accusingly] all the excitement you brought with you.
Sammy I’d hardly call reporting the news “excitement”, sir—
Mayor Grisham It’s interesting to me that I don’t see Channel 13 breaking these crazy stories.
Ben [quickly] No offense, your honor, but those idiots don’t know their a[bleep]holes from their elbows.
Mayor Grisham And you boys being on site when these “events” happen? [softly, still accusing] It’s a little bit of a coincidence don’t you think?
Sammy Are you insinuating that we are staging these events, Mayor?
Mayor Grisham I’m stating facts. I’m sure your ratings are way, way up there since all these sensational events seem to coincide with your broadcast. Why do you think that is? Furthermore, I mean who’s up listening to you at this ungodly hour of the night?!
Sammy Seemingly most of the town, Sir. As well as whomever you’ve hired to keep an ear on us.
Mayor Grisham I’ve tried to be nice about this… And I tried to be civil… but I think it’s about time that you troublemakers changed formats. No more of this funny business. It’s not good for the listeners. It’s not good for the residents. And honestly? it’s not good for me. I don’t appreciated being painted in this light, gentlemen.
Sammy Oh! You mean the light where you as a public service,[sic] try to quell the voice of the people.
Ben It’s not your right to tell us what we can and can’t report on, sir. All due respect.
Mayor Grisham [rudely] All due respect, Ben Arnold. Just a couple of months ago you were digging up old records on eBay for Chet Sebastian to run on about. Now you’re a media star?? That’s worrisome! Seems you fellas have All the reasons in the world to fabricate these issues, and I have to say I’m not gonna sit here and listen to this, while you LIE TO THE GOOD PEOPLE OF KING FALLS.
Sammy Well, when we start “fabricating” and “making things up,” you can come throw the book at us. But until then- [click, dial tone] Whoops! Looks like you just got disconnected. I’d wait for you to give us a call back and all, but with it not being an election year I probably shouldn’t hold my breath.
Ben Line One iiis lit up again, Sammy.
Sammy [insincerely] Oh, sorry about that Mayor! I must have fabricated accidentally dumping your call when-
Esther Rollens [heavy metal music in bg] [voice old and wavering] Did you boys fund a lavender ball of yarn in there? Been looking for it all week! [click, dial tone]
Ben [shaken] Sammy, I think that commercial might do us some good right now.
[KFAM outro]
[CREDITS]
References
[1] Coachella - The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival (commonly called Coachella or the Coachella Festival) is an annual music and arts festival held at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, California, in the Coachella Valley in the Colorado Desert.
[2] Reference to the TV game show Jeopardy!
[3] I honestly can’t tell if he’s saying “honest engine” or “honest injun” but i’mma go with the one that’s technically incorrect but also not super racist.
[4] Barney Fife - Deputy from the Andy Griffith Show. Calling a police officer or authority figure "Barney Fife" has become an American slang term for gross ineptitude or overzealousness.
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A kpop newbie’s reaction to BLACKPINK
Alexa: bold Alex: italic
today you are reacting to... BlackPink!
o damn, are you sure this band isn’t your favourite?
pFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-  ok, good one, anyway this is them :3
((she tried sending me a picture but it didn’t work))
awh come oN
~ technical difficulties, please stand by ~
dfgfd shhhHhhHhH i know wot im doin smdh. this is alreaDY GOING BADLY
...should i just google them?
its okay, i got it. this is them
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o damn. they're very pretty, but that was to be expected
yep.. so what concept do you think they have? lol as if it isnt obvious
idk man three of them are giving me death glares. uhh black? and pink?
tbh,,,,,they have the girl crush concept, like, theyre all badass and stuff
oh, well that’s..  interesting
i cant believe im letting you edit this post..  anyway, opinion on them? they dont look that similar, thank god
well the red-haired one i like the most so far since she doesn't look like she wants to choke me (and not in the kinky way)
fgjgfghj yes i see
the one wearing the 2b outfit is probably your goth waifu
omf
and the pink(TM) one looks like she's the sugar mommy of the group
m o o d
i'm guessing she's the leader? it could just be the thanos throne
they dont really have a leader..  this is also them
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ah, lovely, a picture where they don't look like they want to murder me
yes, finally
a bunch of talented asian cuties, wot is new
to be honesT. i'll start with the first one from the second picture
alrighty
her stage name is rose
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the first two from left to right are the prettiest imo
o rlly
i'm gonna get lynched alive for saying that, aren’t i
so, opinion?
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she's uhhh 23? and a singer, and she's the goofy one
well youre right about her being a singer..  shes 21, and yes, she is pretty goofy. she is fluent in english because she is australian
n i c e
this is her kickin everyone's ass 
((Then she showed me this video))
i-
skinny legend
and they said infinity war was the most ambitious crossover... asian idols wearing brazilian carnival outfits as some dude sings that song from shrek 2? sign me tf up
LMAOO gee her voice still gives me chills rose step on me
alexa that's lewd, let us move on swiftly
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sorry i just like her shes also a good dancer
i'm guessing she's gonna be my favourite
o
english speaking idols get bonus points, and she seems to excel at everything else, so...
yes, she is amazing. oh, she also cried over her fish's death
;-; oof
:( bless her anyway, you have any questions?
nop, she's gucci, let us proceed
right, the next one is jisoo
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she's a qt ;; she looks like a dork i want to shake her hand and give her a hug
this is her smiling
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i-
see thats the heart smile
is she the radiance? because my retinas are burned
SDFGFDSADFG MOOD
literally no one is gonna get that joke
wat if they do?
then they are people of culture
opinion?
uhh, she is the soft one, and.. she's short because why not, and she's 22 and she sings ;; 
o- i mean, she isnt really tall, but she isnt that short. yes, she is a singer, the oldest, 23 y/o and she is a goofball, a derp. very entertaining tbh
she looks adorable and has a cute name and is a goofy dork god bless
all of them are good at english but her. but she Tries- and is confused.  
o o f
tis a baby
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she deserves all the hugs
she isnt the best dancer, but shes a Great singer, and very stable on stage
their hair alexa their hair is so fucking aesthetic
i KnoW
i am in pain, pack your dictionary we're moving to korea
fuck yeaH the next one is lisa
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abs of JUSTICE
hot diggidy she's the sass queen, and she's uh..  23, and a rapper
oh, this is also her
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she is also 21, and yes, a rapper!! a very swaggy one
jackpot
but shes a whole cutie, and the youngest
awh ;;
and she gets embarrassed easily
i see, so she's the tsundere of the group
she is from thailand, and i think shes fluent in four languages, including english
nice, man
she is also an Amazing dancer
n i c e ,  m a n
shes kinda my wife but theyre all my bias so i cannot decide it is Too Hard
i only have one bias  u-u
ofc u do
remember to only have one waifu alexa, too many waifu will ruin your laifu
a baby
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they’re all cuties this is fucking illegal
it  i s do you have any question about baby lalisa over there :(
so far this is a very solid kpop band
o
lots of english speakers, cute dorks and pure babies everywhere
;-; yes
it has my seal of approval
n i c e the last member is jennie
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o damn. jennie? j-just jennie?
just jennie. she doesn’t need anything else
is that an ACDC shirt
apparently
why do they all look so good and fashionable, and both glamorous and cute and pure at the same time, alexa the space-time continuum shouldn't allow this
pffft opinion?
hmm.. she's both a rapper and a singer, and uhh..  she's the second sassiest, but also a goof, and she's 23. I'LL STICK WITH MY 23 also damn nice thighs
she does have amazing thighs tbh.. WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SHES ALSO A RAPPER AND A SINGER
well usually in smaller kpop bands one of them does the support for both singing and rap..r-right?
,,,,,,,,,now that you say it
it finally happened folks, i taught alexa something about kpop
badass
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THEY'RE ALL SO PURE, FUCC
THEY ARE, they have the badass girl crush concept, BUT THEYRE ALL FUCKIN CUTIES IRL also, take this
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my poor heart
jennie is so smol ;; jennie is the smolest
i'm sorry, i was distracted by the thicc
mood tbh she is also fluent in english lmao
pack your shiT ALEXA WE'RE GOING TO KOREA
y ES theyre all really cute and entertaining, they dont go over the top, but theyre still pretty funny - as funny as a girl group can be anyway
pfft i find all of them entertaining tbh. show me some songs fam 
o, alrighty. this is a dance practice, it was the first thing that was released and everyone went nuts
((Then she showed me the dance practice video))
lisa is the one with shorts, jennie has the cap, rose is the one with braids and the last one is jenniejisoo
oof, a bit too edgy for my taste, sorry. but the routine is great!
well, they were kinda made to be badass
yeah, i figured
also, a little side note
o?
their company is one of the biggest companies out there, but theyre known for their shitty management, as in, they dont really give idols many comebacks or promotions, so they dont have many songs;; even tho they debuted two years ago
well, that kinda sucks
yep..
i imagine this business is pretty finicky behind the scenes. i guess it can’t be all sugar and glitter all the time
true..  anyway, this is is one of the two songs in their debut ep lol 
((Then she showed me “Whistle”))
also, may i add, their mvs are hella aesthetic
they seem to be..  not a fan of the super edgy american-ish songs though
yeh, their second ep was better. this is from the second ep
((Then she showed me “Playing With Fire”))
pyromaniac title, piano in the first second. this one's gon' be gud
yeah, this one was definitely better - well, not objectively, just imo 
yeah then theres this beautiful beautiful song 
((Then she showed me “Stay”))
that title gives me the hibby jibbies
y e p p
nvm i saw a mcdonalds in the background and now i'm chuckling
sdfdsdfg honestly the mv is So Pretty
ALEXA I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR SAD TIMES
shhh its a nice lil song just dont read the lyrics lmao
...i'm reading the lyrics now I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A BADASS GROUP WHAT IS THIS
the chorus is so nice tho, with the claps
it is..  well, that was mildly depressing
at the end they hold hands and laugh and jump around in a circle in the mv and its just..  i rlly like the mv and the filter is very pretty
a e s t h e t i c
anyway, back to badass
((Then she showed me “Ddu-du Ddu-du”...?))
this is their most recent release, this time with a mini album
and i see thanos’s throne is back
y eS
these sets look expensive as fucc.. is that a fennec fox?
maybe..
and the evil parrot from rio? what is this, a crossover episode?
THE MOST AMBITIOUS CROSSOVER
first we had the shrek 2 song, now this they gon' hit me with dat turu turu du alexa halp meh  
i k r wat u gon do
is that.. a sparkly tank?
y ES jennie is an icon
i feel like i've ascended
tbh all these things were so unnecessary yet they did it anyway
well i certainly don’t regret it
that breakdown at the end is kinda cheap, but i think the diamond tank made up for it
definitely
sdfvbvGJHGthere are two mvs left
oh, just.. just two?
y es
i feel bad for them ;; did u say it's been two years
yeah..
this is so r00d
yes, always feel bad for yg artists
what’s yg?
its a company - their company
ah, i see
their shitty company
oof
here's their debut song (which i dont really like but Oh Well.)
((Then she showed me “Boombaya”..? who the hell comes up with these names?))
well, in all fairness if they're one of the biggest they probably have a lot of bands to manage
not really..  they had very successful bands though, so that kinda paved the way for the ones nowadays
ALEXA THESE FUCKING LYRICS ARE KILLING ME
ASDFGBFVDS MOOD CLICK CLACK BADDABING BADDABOOM QUEEN
"i'm so hot i need a fan i don't want a boy i need a man" BISH YOU'RE A 5 FOOT 20-SOMETHING ASIAN IDOL CHILL
hjkjhghj shhHHH
this is a whole drugtrip
it iS
are those..  black leather biker pants...  mixed with blue jeans? this is some next level shit alexa i can't handle this
y ES fashion icon
why do coke when you can watch this for free and legally?
ikr theres one last mv, and its better, trust me
..alright...
theyre cute in this one
((Then she showed me “As If It’s Your Last”))
jisoo is the one with the heart magnet and i love her
awh ;; man these titles are edgier than 13 year old me
oh come on, its a love song
that dancing, it's s-so lewd  <-<;;
it iS oh, i forgot lisa's rap is in english
n o i c e i didn't know jennie had her own ice cream business
girl is going places okay but 1:36
what about it?
th-the cotton candy part
pfff
sorry i remember the first time and saw it and was like fukc thas cute
well, it was. it was pure ;;
alright, final thoughts?
well, they're a bunch of cute and talented dorks, but that ain't nothing new. either way, 10/10 for the lewd dancing and the fact that they speak english. give dem more comebacks, fam
they have lewder choreos, but thats for another day. justice4blackpinkcomeback edition
yeS, let’s make a petition
Heya peeps, it’s a boii mod Alex here. This was the first time I put together a Reaction Wednesday post, so uh.. yeah...  I think it turned out pretty good! But seriously, a lot of work goes into these, even though it may not seem like it. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it! See you next week!
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cupcakeshakesnake · 7 years
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Watching I Am My Mom for the first time
(SPOILERS)
-Well shit, the last episode ended with Steven fainting, is it gonna get any worse?
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“Are they a big deal?” Same, Amethyst
-”Why are they only grabbing your friends?”  “Maybe.. Because my friends are the best!”  Aww haha
-Wait, how did Connie send him a picture if she was stuck inside Topaz?
-Or did Aquamarine set it up as a trap
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You cheeky little meme face piece of shit
-Jamie somehow freed his mouth??
-”Steven, save yourself! ...After you save us.”
-”Ya yah, Rose Kohtze’s old luckees”
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what the FUCK
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“aRE YOU MY DAD?”
-”Yellow Diamond asked for a My-dad, a Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a mailman, and an Onion-I-think.”  Are you
-Are you telling me that
-ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YELLOW DIAMOND COULD HAVE TOLD YOU TO JUST GO GET SIX RANDOM HUMANS, OR HECK, SEVERAL RANDOM HUMANS FROM EARTH, BUT NOOOO, SHE HAD TO TAKE THAT ONE PERIDOT’S OLD REPORT FROM TWO SEASONS AGO AND TAKE IT SO LITERALLY THAT IF SHE HAD BEEN ANY MORE LITERAL SHE’D BE A FUCKING DICTIONARY BY NOW?!
-THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GEMS
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P E R I D O T
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F I V E   E X   G E E
-*CUE FLASHBACK*
-OH SHIT
-But does that mean Aquamarine went and asked Onion “Are you an Onion I think?”
-”NO GARNET I MOVED ON I SWEAR”
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The sign is so fitting
-There’s a Garnet-shaped hole in my Garnet-shaped heart
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“WHO’S SUPER NOW?!!”
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“I AM SYNDROME, YOUR NEMESIS AND E--”
-”Looks like Team Pearl is blasting off again!”
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Bet Topaz is deaf because her ears are her gems and she ain’t even listening
-She having none of Aquamarine’s shit
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“Did they specify... alive?”
-okay
-...
-HOLY FUCK
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I’VE HAD A LOT OF HOLY SH-T MOMENTS IN WATCHING STEVEN UNIVERSE BUT I HAVE NO DOUBT IN SAYING THAT THIS IS THE BIGGEST ONE BY FAR (though chances are that it might be bested by something from the upcoming Wanted special)
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ARE THEY GONNA BREAK HIS NECK
-ARE THEY GONNA CRUSH HIS SKULL
-YOU’RE GONNA TRAUMATIZE A BUNCH OF KIDS YO
-NOT THAT YOU’D CARE
-NO SERIOUSLY, ONE WRONG WORD AND THIS’D BE AN ONSCREEN DEATH
-”I know where you can find my dad!”  “Oohhh... weh? weh?”
-Steven, you’re not my dad.  You’re your mom.
-Gems must REALLY hate Earth.
-”Steven, do you know what you’re doing?”  I heard tHAT IN THE WANTED PROMO
-”I’m gonna bust us all out with my bubble powers!”  ...Don’t you think it’d be smarter to keep your plans silent?
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It’s like Onion is a head sitting on Topaz’s shoulder
-”Her body’s... so... thick!”   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Did we see that before or was that newly added to the background
-Have we even seen this part of Funland before??
-Meh I’m too lazy for research
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Their spaceship looks like a Kisses. Also, teacup ride from Season 1.
-”Very nice meeting you oll”  Don’t you mean FAIRY nice
-get it? because she looks like a fairy? hahaha...
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why do I find this so funny
-Like, the fact that Aquamarine just blew a raspberry (how does one blow raspberries anyway? I just can’t do it.) and Topaz back there like ‘hurry up already’
-I wish she would have gotten stuck in the doorframe when the spaceship hatch closed
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*eyerolls into the light dimension*
-Peridot: “Go to Earth they said, it’ll be fun they said.”  Eyeball Ruby: “I hate this planet!”  Aquamarine: “If I ever get sent on another mission to Earth, it’ll be too soon.”  Sycorax: *tries to enslave Earth’s population*  Cybermen: *tries to Cyber-convert said population*  Daleks: *tries to exterminate us all on multiple occasions as well as stealing us from our solar system that one time*  Space Titanic: *crashes into Earth*  U.S.S. Enterprise in that one movie: *almost crashes into Earth*  Meteorite from 65 million years ago: *crashes into Earth*
-What are we, the punching bag of the galaxy? The small bullied kid with the broken glasses?
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(Speaking of Eyeball Ruby, I found this old image from my computer...)
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*triggered*
-IF YOU’RE GONNA SNAP YOUR FINGERS FINISH THE FUCKING JOB YOU TURD
-”You’re ruining my moment!”
-Ah yes the grace of defusing...
-Please don’t tell me DeviantArt’s gonna make a base of that for... cursed purposes...
-When Aquamarine says “Topaz” it sometimes sounds like “Chopahz”
-STEVEN, CONNIE, FUSE, PLEASE, THAT WAY YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE
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Lars is having a breakdown.
-DAMMIT LARS
-I mean, I’m not blaming him, that’s what people do. That’s realistic portrayal. People get frightened.
-I was just rooting for Sadie.
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YOU GO GIRL (Did it feel like biting into rock?)
-I wonder if Gem skin feels just like human skin or if it feels like polished rock.
-STEVEN STOP MONOLOGUING, YOU’RE GONNA GET SQUASHED FLAT
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wwwWWHHOOAAAAA-HOOOOOO
-Nice dive Onion!
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DAFUQ
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THAT BICH IS FUCKING OVERPOWERED WTF
-WHAT THE ACTUAL AVADA KEDAVRA’ING FUCK
-”I’m not my dad!”  There we go.
-”How much longer is this mission going to take?!”  Wow she REALLY hates this mission, it’s like a tedious chore for her and she’d like nothing better than to get it over with already even if the job’s not done very meticulously.
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Steven... Don’t go there...
-Steven! Don’t do it! Tell them the humans and Rose Quartz iare on Neptune!
-”I’m not my dad! I’m my mom!”  Either way is messed up, kiddo.
-Steven nooooo
-You’re not your mooooom
-Noooooo
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* g a s p * n o   w a y
-The thing about Aquamarine’s gemstone is that based on the circumstance and angle, sometimes it looks like a teardrop and sometimes it looks like a bead of sweat
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oh dear...
-Oh boy...
-Oh no...
-”She wouldn’t have wanted this... But I do.”
-”I’m gonna kick your butt if you come down here right now!”
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no...
-”No, don’t you DARE!”  “I love you...”  “No! Stop! STEEEEVEEEEENN!!!”
-...
-OH MY GOD
-WHAT
-THIS IS THE END OF THE SEASON??
-HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA WAIT UNTIL MEMORIAL DAY FOR THE SEASON 5 SPECIAL EPISODE?!?! (I know the first one was leaked or smth but I want to wait till the whole thing’s officially released)
-WHAT THE FUCK
-I SWEAR STEVEN USED TO SING ABOUT ICE CREAM SANDWICHES
-Great, now I’m gonna be an emotional wreck until the end of the month, after which I’d be even more of an emotional wreck
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shannaro-kamo · 7 years
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O—->>Naruto Tag Game <<—-O
thank you for the tag, @flirtsuke​ ! <3 I tag @ravenaveira, @team7fangirl, @sasu-thirst, @gaara-nara, @roraewrites, @its-naruto-universe, @starvingbloom, @omgsakuraqueen, and @mikayuuxzeki :)
F A V O R I T E
Female Character: Sakura
Male Character: Sasuke
Team: 7
Sensei: Kakashi
Hokage: Tsunade
Kage: Gaara
Village: Leaf or Sand
Akatsuki Member: Itachi
Jutsu: Byakugou seal
Episode/Chapter: the Sakura chapters in FOD, hands down
Fight Scene: Sasori fight and Haku & Zabuza, I guess? there are so many
Fanfiction: I don’t read much fanfic
Story Arc: chuunin exams
Filler: Kakashi’s mask
What is your…
OTP (explain why): SasuSaku, because her love for him is so genuine and selfless; she spent like all of her time after the curse mark just being worried sick about him. Sakura is really the only girl Sasuke has shown a soft spot for, and his regard for her feelings despite his volatile state speaks volumes to me.
NoTP (without being a dick, explain why): SNS and SK, because SNS is not about romance, and Karin said she was “done” with Sasuke--Sakura never truly did so. Karin also never tried to save Sasuke, and that alone makes me favor SS.
Crackship/s: KakaSaku lol
BroTP: SNS and NaruShika and NaruGaa
OT3: NaruSasuSaku. My blog is called team 7 orgy lol
Crossover ship: ummm never thought about it lol, the only real crossover I’ve considered is May from Pokemon + Sakura BrOTP because they’re my top tier waifus. I’ve also always liked the idea of a Pokemon-ninja verse because I’m not original!
M I S C E L L A N E O U S
Do you have any headcanons? - Sasuke was a soppy mess when Sarada was born lol
Are you happy with the ending? Would you have done things differently? - I am very happy with the endgame pairings, but I definitely would have developed them more. I would’ve done Kaguya / Madara differently, and I would’ve had some sort of mutual official apology between Konoha and the Uchiha take place after the war.
How do you feel about the Next Generation? - I love Sarada, but I feel that Boruto is too much like Naruto and Konohamaru rolled into one. We already know how Naruto responded to Konohamaru not getting enough attention. I’m not in the camp that says Naruto is a bad father; I feel like saying he’s a bad father is totally unfair.
Say something about your favorite character. Good and bad. - Sakura earned her damn stripes. Most of the stuff people criticize her for was stuff that happened when she was a child, and I ain’t about judging children because I’m not stupid lol. I suppose I would’ve liked to see her apologize to Naruto for the fake confession; we do see her thinking of how sorry she is, which is good, but a verbal one would have been good to see. I also think she should apologize to Sasuke for trying to kill him, but obviously he needs to do the same on a completely different level.
What would a child between your OTP look like? How would they behave as parents? - Sarada is gorgeous. I don’t think it’d be possible for SS to have kids with pink hair and green eyes, unfortunately. There are some inconsistencies with the timeline of Gaiden / Sasuke coming back to the village but not seeing Sarada while seeing Sakura, but I’m not gonna get into that. Kishi done goofed.
Say something genuinely nice about your NoTP. - SNS is beautiful regardless of whether you see it as platonic or romantic. SK is also a lovely bond.
Say something negative about your OTP. - Sasuke needed to be more remorseful to Sakura. More development from Sasuke’s side in general would have been great, I won’t deny that.
Is there anyway you could be convinced to ship your NoTP? What would make you change your mind about the pairing? - Nothing could really make me get on board with SK, lol. In terms of SNS, idk, maybe I’d ship it if that fandom would stop shitting on Sakura and her feelings all the damn time.
What makes you mad about the series? - pretty much just the fandom lol
If you could see anything happen in the series, what would it be? - SASUSAKU TRAVELS AND RELATIONSHIP CONCEPTION AND MARRIAGE AND SARADA’S BIRTH MOTHERFUCKER. Also I’d love to see Kishi illustrate Sakura running a clinic.
What would you say to Kishimoto if given the chance? - Kishi, please explain the timeline inconsistencies in Gaiden. Was Sarada having a flashback to Sasuke and Sakura holding her hands in Gaiden? Did Sasuke communicate with Sakura via hawk in Gaiden? Did Sasuke distance himself from his family because he was afraid of being a dangerous/controversial presence around Sakura and Sarada? Is Sasuke home much more after Gaiden, as indicated by the Boruto movie? 
In your opinion…
Most attractive male? - Sasuke
Most attractive female? - Sakura, Hinata, Tsunade
Most overestimated? - hmmmmm, maybe like......Hinata by her own fandom lol
Not appreciated enough? - S A K U R A
What is the greatest thing about Naruto? - The diversity of the cast and the characters loving each other 
The worst? - Naruto getting too much focus, Sakura getting a little shafted in terms of screentime, Hinata’s entire character being centered around Naruto, girls in general getting shafted, also Hidan, Kakuzu, and Deidara, I hate them for taking up screentime because they have no legit backstories or development lol
The saddest moment? - Sasuke finding out about Itachi
The most defining? - Defining is a broad term, maybe I would say 685 when Sasuke catches Sakura, it just really showed what he was really feeling about her deep down
Rant about anything…
GO! - This fandom has truly infuriated me more than pretty much anything ever has, lol. I am so fucking sick of the Sakura hate, the misogyny, the jealousy, the hypocrisy, all of it. It’s ridiculous, it’s petty, it’s bandwagon hate, and that’s the absolute worst kind of hate. This fandom claims to be so feminist, but I’ve seen fujoshis time and time again belittle any girl who gets in the way of their OTP. The double standard setting is ridiculous. People need to stop fucking saying “you can’t be a Sakura or Sasuke fan if you ship SS” like seriously shut the fuck up. We all have different opinions about what’s right for the characters. Also, it should tell you something that SS shippers’ views align with Kishi’s. I really haven’t seen the SS fandom say “you can’t be a Sakura or Sasuke fan if you don’t ship SS.” Hopefully I haven’t seen it because it never happens. Just some food for thought. My anger with this fandom really started back in summer 2015 when Gaiden was being released. I made ONE post about people needing to respect Kishi, and people told me I needed to “get my sanctimonious opinions out of the SNS tag.” After that I really lost my shit with this fandom lmao. Many people, including myself, have owned up to various things, but there is still way too much toxicity and bullshit that needs to just stop. Luckily things are more calm than they used to be, but there is still improvement to be made. Sorry for the long rant lol but yeah I’ve been wanting to say all this at some point anyway so might as well bury it in a long-ass post. *stomps away to a beanbag chair*
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guhudude · 7 years
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I was tagged by my gf Tessa!! <3 1- Name/Nicknames? Sarah/Peri/Saoirse/Sao/Seersh
2- Height? 5′3″
3- Hogwarts House? Slytherin 4- Last Thing Googled? ratings for the new Samurai Jack episode (I couldn’t find anything, I don’t think the numbers have been released yet)
5- A fictional character I’d like as a sibling? Steven Universe <3
6- How many blankets do I sleep with? a sheet, a fleece blanket my mom made, and a comforter.
7- Favorite artist/band? probablyyyyy Porter Robinson :3c
8- How many blogs do I follow? 649
9- What do I usually post about? Cartoons, memes, politics, and aesthetic👌
10- Do you get asks regularly? nah :/
11- What’s your Aesthetic?  a bunch of shit
continued under the cut (ノ´ з `)ノ
a - age: 19
b - biggest fear: having nowhere to go
c - current time: 3:03 AM
d - drink you last had: water
e - every day starts with: waking up (and hopefully not getting too distracted by tumblr before i force myself to be productive lol)
f - favorite song: changes all the time but lately i guess its this one? (beware, evil akustic beats ahead)
g - ghosts, are they real?: probably?? there’s no way to prove they don’t  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
h - hometown: this is a loaded question with a lot of different answers, so i’ll just go with North Vernon, IN which is where I spent the memorable part of my childhood.
i - in love with: Tessaaaa!!!!!! <3
j - jealous of: people with a lot of money, people who have their shit together, and fictional characters who can shapeshift .. boi
k - killed someone:  👀
l - last time you cried: the other night when i was thinking about how i probably wouldn’t get to go to my uncles’ wedding. (family drama ensues)
m - middle name: Rose 
n - number of siblings: 2 half brothers, 2 half sisters, and 2 step brothers
o - one wish: to have my shit all together, in a backpack, so it’s together, and ready to go to the shit store so i can sell it
p - person you last called/texted: my mom
q - questions you’re most asked: why didn’t i Do The Thing
r - reasons to smile: see my last post like this one ^^; 
s - song last sang: A Little Bird Who Forgot How To Fly (Star Ocean 3)
t - time you woke up: 10:30 am
u - underwear color: purple 
v - vacation destinations: Denver, CO; Redwood Nat’l and State Parks, California; and Salzburg, Austria are some of the top places on my hypothetical list.
w - worst habit: dEfinitely procrastination
x - x-rays you’ve had: just my teeth, several times at the dentist and orthodontist
y - your favorite food: i can never pick just one!! I always love spaghetti and pancakes though! (not at the same time ofc)
z - zodiac sign: sagittarius (i was supposed to be a capricorn)
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What If I Pee Myself On The Soccer Field? I #AskASoccerPro Show Ep 080
11-year MLS veteran Quincy Amarikwa welcomes you to episode 80 of the #AskASoccerPro Show! This week Quincy talks about how to stay fit, going pro with no semi-pro experience, overcoming irrational fear, and more!Check out what Quincy covers this week:
00:00 – 02:45: Welcome To The #AskASoccerPro Show Ep 80!
02:47 – 08:08: Will Quincy Return To Play Soccer?
08:11 -11:20: How Many Days A Week Does Quincy Train? @ferramirez_14_
11:21 – 14:21: How Quincy Changes His Training When He’s About To Join A Team @ferramirez_14_
14:23 – 18:49: What Does Quincy Think About The Quakes Advancing In #MLSisBack Tournament? @shannonmeier1136
18:51 – 24:59: Is It Possible To Go Pro At 23 With No Semi-Pro Experience?  @andersfsflow
25:00 – 27:42: Why YOU Should Make A Highlight Reel @connor_johnson2028
27:45 –30:03: Not In The Starting XI? How To Deal With The Mental Aspect Of Not Playing. @oscarrmejia
30:04 - 33:41: Why The Three S’s Of Self-Awareness So Important?
33:42 – 42:45: What If I Pee Myself On The Soccer Field? @lunacysoccer
42:46 – 47:03: Where To Go When You’re Ignored By A Coach And Need A Community That Can Help
47:07 – 51:58: Perfect Soccer Gamer Dylan Joins The Live! @nocontext_dylan
52:03 – 53:46: Quincy’s Recommendations For College Freshman Joining A Soccer Program? @_rubz11
53:51 – 58:24: How To Help Teammates Who Struggle With Their Mentality @john_hollinger27
58:25 – 59:54: Where Can You Get Your Own Perfect Soccer Bundle?
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Quincy Amarikwa (00:00):
We're all here to ride the MSL wave. The #AskASoccerPro Show. I'd like to welcome you to another episode of the #AskASoccerPro Show. C underscore E L F a R O. What's going on? Katie joining and Joe Jackson. What's going on T a T. How am I supposed to pronounce your name? I know I always say T, but you had you'd you'd written out how to say it appropriately. Ryan, one L he said, what's up Quincy? What's going on, Ryan? Joe Jackson said, yo Quincy, what's up? Katie said what up? F E R a F E R Ramirez 14. Giving me a wave. What's going on Sammy. Welcome as always Connor. Johnson's joining in Jose Pardot. Brett Pratto 10 said what's good Quincy a, you know, it's good. It's the good word. It's time for another episode of the show. And I'm excited to get in today, get into today's episode, you know, shut up. I told her on that, so let's see what we got here. Ooh,
Quincy Amarikwa (01:09):
Oops.
Quincy Amarikwa (01:12):
Anders, Flo, what up, dude? I love your book. Perfect soccer and a lot of motivation, you know, thank you very much as you guys can see on the screen there, you see the little perfect soccer player, blueprint action. You'll shout out towed or for the dope dank meme. For those of you don't know, we just released the perfect soccer bundle, which is
Quincy Amarikwa (01:32):
Everyone I'm getting juiced with. What's coming out and how we're getting everything together. And I'm loving seeing everyone spamming that heart button. Cool. We're making ultimate ultimate things, dreams, everything come true. And one of the dope things I'm juiced about releasing and letting everybody know is available is the perfect soccer bundle. So it makes sure you hit over the perfect set of skills.com/store and check out what comes with it. Perfect soccer goal, perfect soccer balls skills Academy, be pro weekly training program. The perfect soccer player blueprint, the ultimate soccer college, college soccer recruiting boot plant, and more but that's a dope bundle that is coming at you at an extremely discounted amazing price. But let's see what else we got here. I'm seeing everyone's spam that heart button. So I'm seeing that many of you have probably just become aware of the perfect soccer bundle.
Quincy Amarikwa (02:21):
And I'm hoping to hear that many of you are copying your own perfect soccer bundle here soon. But again, shout out honors for saying he he's read. The book, loves the book. Joe co the gunners is joined in mass journalist is joined in and you know what it is when I ended up falling behind Tony, what's going on in Shannon, what's happening Taya T T. His name is Taya. Thank you very much. Ramirez asked, are you still going to play soccer? Well, I'm still a free agent, and I think the quarantine has just thrown a wrench into everything, the regular normal systems and processes. But I also do believe that this has been a great opportunity in time for many individuals, especially higher up in organizations to self reflect on what it is they were doing that got them to where they're at, but more importantly, that the changes in evolution and thinking they're going to need to have to make in order to evolve into what I think comes post quarantine.
Quincy Amarikwa (03:19):
So I know the MLS is back tournament is getting into the later stages. A few teams have been sent home. So I think many people are gonna start thinking about what happens after the tournament and what that means and what they're going to need to start putting into place so they can, they can build, they can build towards they can build towards building a longterm winner's mindset and longterm longterm goal for their organization. So what's been going on and that'll actually be good cause I'll, I'll transition into, I just had a, I just completed my my interview with the guys over at the designated player plot podcast. Last night, that podcast ended up going well over three hours, dope conversation, lots of insight. If those of you are wanting to get up to date as to kind of this, the state of soccer in America, as I currently see it based on my 11 plus years of professional experience, that podcast will definitely be the one that you want to check out, listen to download a relisten, to take notes on and you know, yeah, take notes and and take notice to see how things transpire and play out here, moving forward.
Quincy Amarikwa (04:42):
Cause
Quincy Amarikwa (04:42):
As most of you
Quincy Amarikwa (04:44):
Should know, if you don't know, this is the #AskASoccerPro Show episode 80. I'm pretty sure we're on episode 80 almost to the century club. And I'm excited to have you guys join in because I'm here to talk to you guys about the MSL or the mental strength league. Yes. I've been a major league soccer pro for over 11 years now, but the reason and ability and the way that I was able to get to year 11 and hopefully we'll see here year 12 and beyond is all thanks to the MSL or the mental strength league. The mentality that we discuss here every Thursday, 6:00 PM, PST 9:00 PM EST live on the perfect soccer account. Shout out Joe Jackson already dropping that I'm in your head emojis for 20 more episodes or [inaudible] yes, but on this show, we break down the AmeriCorps process. The seven step process that is necessary for you to be able to accomplish your goals.
Quincy Amarikwa (05:48):
If you want to reach your goals, let's make this a little bit bigger. If you want to reach your goals, if you want to reach them, you got to get down with the MSL. Cause this is the mindset and mentality you need to accomplish your goals to overcome that negativity, that insecurity that self doubt. And how do we do that? Can, can people drop down in the chat, those of you who have been around for a while, gotten a lot of value out of the brand, the MSL mentality and practice what we preach here every Thursday. Can you let me know what the three S's stand for, which is the pillar and foundation to the AmeriCorps process, the pillar and foundation to the MSL, our mentality and our community. Cause I'd love. I'd love to see if if our community can help educate those who may be paying attention or listening in for the first time as I start to look at the questions that are coming in, you know, shout out Joe, thank you, Joe, for putting that in there.
Quincy Amarikwa (06:43):
Let's pin that comment down there. The three S's. So if you guys could drop below what the three S's stand for, that would be amazing. And while you guys are dropping that below, as well as your comments and questions, I'm going to scroll back up a little bit here and start making my way through the questions. Over time GH said, keep up the good work boss, always, always in forever. Chris Floyd soccer said, I want to get a perfect soccer match ball so bad. How much is it? Well, well, Chris, the retail price of the ball is I think it's 89 95. It comes with free shipping and a lifetime warranty of the ball, but, but that's not. What's beautiful. I want you to head over and check out the perfect formation, right? The perfect formation, which is the perfect soccer bundle that is now live on the site.
Quincy Amarikwa (07:45):
And you're going to be able to get the ball, the goal, and all the other additional bonuses and content for an extremely reduced baller price. But if you want to get the ball by itself, Hey, go ahead. No problem. I love that. It's amazing. You're going to love it. It's great. But I definitely suggest you check out the bundle because if you wanted the ball, you're going to, you're going to faint over the bundle. Let's see, let's see F F E R R a M I R E Z, underscore 14, underscore asks, how many days a week do you train Quincy? And that all depends on where I'm at in the season and if I'm in my free agency or if I'm with an actual team and organization. So let's talk about today, how it works, how it looks, how I'm, how I train as of right now.
Quincy Amarikwa (08:39):
So typically when I'm in between teams and I don't know how long it's going to be before I may be joining an organization or team, I I really spread out my fitness and and, and, and keep a base level. And I've talked about this in the past that I understand that puts me about two weeks out from being 60 minute game fit. Now this is something that you'll probably be able to do and figure out once you have a bit more of experience and you understand your body a bit, a bit more, and when you're first starting out, you know, you're learning your body, you're learning your tendencies. What, what your physiology is, how foods affect you, how they, how they may or may not affect you, how training programs and different types of things may or may affect you. But by the time you've gotten to 11 years at the professional level, I would assume, or I'd hope that you've gotten to a level of understanding of your body and for me and for my physiology and how I how my body works to be about two weeks out from 60 minute game fit, I can work out three days a week.
Quincy Amarikwa (09:43):
So I'll typically go Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and I'll I'll have steady state runs and body weight exercises that I do on circuit. Every Monday, every Wednesday, every Friday, typically in the morning when I first wake up or, you know, after I get the kids through through their routines unit stuff. Now what that allows me to do is it allows me to build and maintain a certain level of stamina and cardio, right? So that if, and when I get that call from a team or organization about, Hey, we'd like you to join. We want you to get integrated. With, with having that baseline, I can, I'm able to, within two weeks, get 60 minutes fit for whichever type of organization that I'm joining. So, you know, if you're an organization that's a four 42 and you want to target striker, who's making runs in the box.
Quincy Amarikwa (10:30):
That's different than a four, three, three winger winger forward who has to play both sides of the ball. So I stay in a state that allows me to get fit for whichever organization, a team I eventually joined and the philosophy of the coach, right? So as I start to see how things are trending, I'll then start to adjust my training to now ramp up for if I'm anticipating or believing, there might be an opportunity or chance that I'll be joining an organization. So before the quarantine I was, I was under the belief and feeling that, Hey, things are starting to trend. I'll probably be joining an organization here soon, so I can start to ramp up then quarantine happened and that completely tapered that off. And I created a little bit of time for me to get rest and then got back to that baseline.
Quincy Amarikwa (11:21):
Now I'm starting to get that feeling again, right? Hey, there there's an opportunity or a chance that I probably may be joining an organization here sooner, rather than later, it doesn't mean it's guaranteed, but when that happens, then I'll start to increase my, my, my my training. So now I'm more at I'm still doing Monday, Wednesday, Friday, but I'm doing two sessions a day now. So we'll, I'll do the steady state stuff in the morning with the body weight and then touches touches in agility work. And then obviously I'll start working. I'll do all the things, especially a lot of the organizational stuff with black players for change. There's a massive amount of work that's been going on behind the scenes for quite some time. So I've been very heavily involved in that amongst the other things that we've got going on.
Quincy Amarikwa (12:09):
So then I'm transitioning to that. And then by the afternoon, then I'll go and have my secondary workout, which is more a steady state run with more body weight stuff. And sometimes a little bit of touches on the ball if I'm feeling inclined, like at that point in the morning, whether I feel like it or not, I'm getting touches in the afternoon. It comes down to if I'm feeling if I, if I want to, if it's fun, if it, if I feel inspired and I think many players understand what it's like, sometimes you just, you just don't feel inspired. You don't feel like doing it. You don't feel like being out there. You don't feel like touching the ball. On those days, those are the days that I forced myself to get touches on the ball. The days when I feel like I don't need it the days where I feel like I don't want to, or the days that I make sure I do at least a base level so that I don't start to create slowly deteriorating habits that that come up and bite me in the butt, you know, two or three weeks from now.
Quincy Amarikwa (13:08):
So hopefully that gives you guys a bit of, you know, perspective and kind of context of how to kind of build maybe in your mind some, some ways of which you can, you can build out your regimen and what you're doing. So if you guys are enjoying that and you like that, if that's helpful, share a little bit of insight, some feedback for me with what you guys are thinking just from that, on that routine. Cause like I said, I only want to spend time talking to you guys about things that you find valuable that you like. And if I'm not seeing you as spam the heart button and give me some feedback as to you, if you like it or not, I'm not going to share that type of information anymore. Cause what's the point. You guys know what it is. Time's our most valuable asset out here and there's no chance.
Quincy Amarikwa (13:53):
There's no guarantee as of right now that you're going to get any more of it. So this is an investment of our time. I appreciate the fact that you guys are willing to invest your time here with me. Listen to me, talk, ask me questions, but I want to be mindful of making sure I'm, I'm over delivering value, leaving every exchange haven't given more than I received. Cause you know, that is a pillar of our purpose here. I'm seeing you guys spam that heart button. So I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Let's see what we got here. Shannon asked Shannon, M E I E R one one three six. Asks what do you think about the quakes advancing? So I'm just now fully aware in this moment that the quakes have advanced through the tournament. I think I general, I was generally aware that they had Beaton's they kind of pulled their way through and, and being the team to kind of advance in the tournament, which also ties to what I spoke about last night on the designated player podcast about culture investing in culture and the need for that to actually have an opportunity or a chance to build a team that could, that can win something.
Quincy Amarikwa (14:58):
And I think San Jose has been doing a good job of that. As of late, I think w since I've, since I've not been with the organization, so since I was traded to Montreal they eventually, so towards the end of the year, I was traded to Montreal. Then at the end of that year, who was the coach at the time? Oh man, was it, I forget lots of coaches, I forget. But my main point is they brought in Almeda. And from what I've seen over this last year and a half, I think he's halfway into his second year, right? He's been extremely focused on building culture and an identity around that organization. And I think that's something that's been massively needed. It doesn't mean that it's going to pan out and result in championships, but it will mean at the very least that there's going to be comradery.
Quincy Amarikwa (15:49):
There's going to be a brotherhood. There's gonna, there's going to be something that people want to, you know, metaphorically die for on the field. And when you can create something like that, you make it really difficult to to not put yourself in a great position, to, to win games and have an opportunity to win, win championships. Having said all that, I think the, the philosophy and style of play that I've made it has chosen is one that will be very difficult to, to execute on for the longterm in MLS, because of all the limitations of like travel and under normal, typical circumstances, right? If we're doing everything like this tournament style in the bubble, I think, I think his philosophy, the way he's approaching it is, is kind of ideal for it. But when you're, when you're talking about the situation of traveling across country and the, the, the, the vast degree of different environments that you're preparing for and everything that comes along with what is MLS that's a kind of different, different ballgame, but that's kinda what I'm thinking about so far right now GK underscore L O R E N Z O S.
Quincy Amarikwa (17:05):
Do you know where I can find anything, any training drills with just me and someone else? What do you know where I can find any training drills with just me and someone else? I'm not really understanding that question. Are you saying you need a place to have training drills for, for just you, and if that's what you're looking for, I'd say go to perfect soccer skills.com/login account that's perfect soccer skills.com/login account, create yourself a free perfect soccer team membership accounts. And you'll be able to get access to all of our one-on-one or individual training drills, as well as our B pro training program. And some other tools and resources if saying to work with someone else one-on-one depending on where you're at, I would say to apply for our B pro be pro by perfect soccer program, which you could [email protected] slash B E P R O that's perfect soccer skills.com/b E P R O Ryan RB, pro general manager.
Quincy Amarikwa (18:06):
We will receive your application and we'll figure out how best to help you get connected with a pro who can work with you one on one, but that's a, you know, that's a paid service. So be mindful of that when filling out the application play P L a Y a w a Y G L O B a L underscore said, looking forward to hearing it and would love to have you on our show too, as well. Well, it reach on out, send a, an email to contact and perfect soccer skills. I've come with your request, what you're looking to do, and we'll see what we can make happen. Honor's we're flying, we're flying through the questions here, guys. I'm loving this. This is great. Andrea is a N D R S F S F L O w asks, is it possible to make it to the MLS at age 23 with no, semi-pro do you want to experience, but an insane hunger to be a professional, absolutely obsessed to make it a reality and legit skills.
Quincy Amarikwa (19:06):
Now, Anders, I will never say that something is impossible, but I can tell you what you were saying is nearly impossible. So understanding that means you are putting you are up against you're up against massive odds to make that happen. It doesn't mean that it can't happen, but the amount of work, effort, energy, and strategic, the strategic nature for which you need to operate to make them happen is top, top level stuff, man. And if, if you're serious about it and you're committed to it, then let's see. So let's break it down. Like if, if I was 23, so let's look at it, knowing what I know now and what it takes to get to the MLS level and the higher levels in the experiences that I have and to be here, right? Knowing what I know now, if I could know all of that being 23, but knowing I have no con connections, no context, no, nothing, none of that.
Quincy Amarikwa (20:16):
Where would I start? I would start, I think I would start with, I would start with becoming like a, like a trainer or like a, an assistant trainer or water boy for the organization or team. Okay. So now we're getting now we're thinking about it. That's where I would start. I would start with that because if you don't have any previous experience playing in, in, you don't have a resume or track record, nobody is going to even give you an opportunity or chance to even like, you might be able to go to a paid tryout, but nobody's looking at anybody at Patriots. They're just looking at that as an opportunity to maybe make some revenue or money for the organization and create promo material and marketing material, to get more people, to come to future games and learn about tickets and stuff. That's just, that's a marketing tactic.
Quincy Amarikwa (21:08):
And, you know, people don't understand that or know that then here now, you know, okay. It doesn't mean it's not worth going to, because you can see where you stack up compared to competition and other people who want to be there. But the likelihood that you go to that and you get picked up is, is probably lower than the chance of you making it to the pro level. So with that understanding, and because I know that, and I understand that where I'm saying where I'd start out if I was 23 and I want to make it happen. And I was actually good enough to play, I would become like a, an athletic trainer or like an assistant, or try to get in with an organization and be water boy, whatever I would, I would wash clothes. I would make kits. I would get it coffee for the coaches.
Quincy Amarikwa (21:47):
I would do whatever I needed to do to be a part of the organization. And then through that, I would learn the philosophy of the team, the philosophy of the coach, how the organization ran and worked, that might take you a year or two all while training and doing additional things on my side on the side, on my own listening to the HASC the ASCA soccer pro show every Thursday you know, focusing on my MSL, doing my time management seat, reading the books doing individual training on my own, trying to play any, and every opportunity I possibly could. I would talk to the pros on the team if, if they were open and willing to have those conversations with me to learn as much as I could from them as quickly as possible, I would offer to train them for free.
Quincy Amarikwa (22:31):
And by that, I mean like, Hey, if they just want to show up and shoot after training in August shag balls for them, and that's what it takes, then that's where I start. And I would do that. And then maybe eventually they'd let me take some shots with them. Then maybe we could work together. You know what I'm saying? It's building relationships. This is the long slow grind I'm telling you guys what I would do. And more importantly, how I went about building my career, it was going about it like in this manner. And if it was necessary for me to do these things, this is what I would have done. And I've done even more in terms of just everything. And I'm sure I'll, I'll share more of those stories here in the future. And as you guys asked, but that's where I would start and that's how I'd go about.
Quincy Amarikwa (23:11):
And my plan would be like, hopefully in three to five years, I've developed enough of a name and people understand and know that I could hang that they would actually let me show up to the tryout with the team or go through preseason with the team to see if I could earn a contract that might take, you know, two, three, four, five years. So you're 23. Now, maybe by the time you're 28, you've earned the opportunity to come to preseason with that organization that you've been a part of. Now you have an actual opportunity and chance to sign a contract. Why? Because the team knows you, they know about you, you earned and got to a position in place where they're you, you've got this opportunity, the likelihood that they're going to be looking at you at that point in time is now there. And now if you perform and you're good enough, maybe then you can earn yourself a contract.
Quincy Amarikwa (24:00):
So that honors is how I'd go about doing it. If you're 23 with none of the connections that you're talking about, that is a great question. And I'm looking forward to when we clip this and share this, cause I think there's a lot of people who would want to know how to do that. And I think most would hear how much work it would take and realize that the likelihood that it all comes together perfectly is very low and not go about doing it. But there might be one of you out there who hears all that thinks about it, says, you know what, let me give that a try, let me do it because either five years is going to pass and it doesn't work pan out, which you know, could happen, or it does, which is amazing. But if it doesn't, if it doesn't, at least you're still a part of the organization and you've learned a lot from that experience and you can then join me on the ESSA soccer pro show here, maybe three or five years from now, let me know what that journey was like, what you learned and and what you got, right?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What you got wrong. But that's a great question. I like that. And I'm seeing everybody's spamming that heart button, which is great. I've fallen. Wow. I've fallen so far behind all the questions and comments in the community, which is great. Thank you to everybody who's joining in K 23. Hampton said that's a great breakdown. Clap emojis. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Let's see. And I'm going to go through all the other stuff. Taya, Taya, dropping them in your head emojis. Let's see play a awake global asks. Oh, for, okay. He asked for, for what's stopping him from making a highlight reel. Well, actually, if you guys are in need and help of making highlight reels Connor what's Connor Connor said Lord of interns. I think his, he said he wanted his official title, the name to be. So that could be his his internal name, but we're coming up with Connor's official title within the perfect soccer organization. He is he has been an intern for the brand for, I think over a year now plus now, and has been doing some amazing work. He helps create highlight tapes and videos for you guys. So if you're interested in that, make sure you send an email to the account so we can connect you with Connor to get that taken care of on that side.
Quincy Amarikwa (26:23):
Let's see. This is a great guy. So I'm looking through trying to see Connor, Connor McCormick 42 said Quincy for president. Hey, you never know we're on that campaign trail. John Hollinger in 27 said great value and insight on your training routine. Quincy, thank you very much. I'm glad you guys are taking something from that. Conversely, Quincy is an MSL legend. That's right. We got it. We've got to teach you how to teach the people who want to learn. Matt, Matt dropped diamond. You had emojis. Let's see what we got here. Let's see what we got here.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
PO GBA junior, dropping them in your head. Emojis. Welcome. Welcome. I love that when you guys are dropping the emojis, I love seeing, I love when seeing when you guys are dropping the Ivan near and emojis on the MLS, the MLS posts and players posts just everywhere on the internet. I'll be looking at random stuff and I'll see you guys dropping that and loving it. Let's see what we got, man. Lots of people are joining in, which is great to see. Okay. At Oscar O S C a R R R M E J I a asked what's the mental aspect of dealing with not constantly playing or being in the starting 11.
Quincy Amarikwa (27:58):
Okay. Well, as you can see that pin there below courtesy of Joe Jackson, 11, a perfect cyber skills.com/sss would be what I would prescribe for you to make sure you immediately go and listen to after today's episode. Not only do I prescribe that you go do that being your soccer doctor, right. I also recommend that you take notes while listening to that and use those notes to come up with your plan for what you want to accomplish for yourself here, moving forward. And this is the same advice that I gave. I'm a fellow community member who sent an email into the account earlier today. And the reason for that is because of this, right? What we talked about here is how to build a, a, a mentality that allows you to learn how to learn and critically think for yourself. Okay. And, and doing so with the MSL mentality and, and leveraging the three S's of self awareness, which is self honesty, self initiative.
Quincy Amarikwa (29:03):
Self-Accountability, we're able to remove ourselves from our current situation. So we can try to create a plan based on looking at it as objectively as possible. And I think the thing that most people get wrong, and the problems that they run into is they allow their emotions to dictate their decisions, which means they get in their own way. And because of their emotions, they're not able to see how their emotions are preventing them from accomplishing what they want for themselves. And what the three S's of self awareness does is it allows you to have a process of thinking to remove yourself from your emotions so that you can think clearly to come up with a plan to overcome them. So there's nothing wrong with emotions and being emotional and having emotions. Those are, those are good things, and you want to utilize them and you want to leverage them to your benefit, but just as, just as they can be a very good thing and beneficial, they can also be very bad in the sense of they could prevent you from accomplishing the goals that you want for yourself.
Quincy Amarikwa (30:04):
So for instance, like being scared is an emotion, right? Like emotionally you're, you're fearful. And that can be a good thing because I'm scared of this lion. That's coming that the lion over here, I know to avoid the lion because the lion is going to get me. It's gonna, it's gonna eat me. That's good. Fear is good. You want to have that emotional response, but fear is bad. When I need to talk to this person, I need to go talk to my coach so I can learn better how to be, to, to be a better player. And if that fear prevents me from engaging in having that conversation will not that that fear is bad because it's preventing us from accomplishing our ultimate goal of talking to the coaches and necessary to learn what we need to so we can do the work to get better.
Quincy Amarikwa (30:49):
Well, it's bad in relation to accomplishing our goal, right? So what we talk about here and what we're really breaking down is how good and bad is subjective. Two people can look at the same thing and come to two completely different conclusions. And that's what we want to acknowledge. And that's what we do acknowledge here with the MSL mentality in how we critically think about the problem, the problems, the temporary obstacles that we're facing. Okay. And I really go in depth into that. And I keep referring back to the the designated player podcast that I just had last night. Cause we really broke that down. That was like a three hour conversation, really getting into the weeds of that subjectivity art versus robotics versus good versus bad, how that plays out, how you have to use your emotions as a, as an indicator for an opportunity and time to think for yourself.
Quincy Amarikwa (31:45):
So once you start feeling the emotion that's should be a trigger for you to go like, okay, let's think, why do I feel fear right now? Why do I feel anxiety? Let's break this down. I feel anxiety because I'm scared that I'm going to be embarrassed by taking a chance or taking a risk. Or I fear that people are going to ridicule me or criticize me for making a mistake. Right? That's those are, those are fears. Those are real. And you feel them, but usually because you feel them that prevents you from taking action. And because it's preventing you from taking action, you're taking an action, which is inaction. Okay. And, and when, when you get into a place where emotions are dictating your actions, or more importantly, your inaction, you are now controlled by your emotions. And that's when you can't see beyond yourself.
Quincy Amarikwa (32:43):
And that's what we're trying to do our best to talk through and convey to the group and audience so that we can think ourselves out of the, the world we've created for ourselves or the world, someone before us created for us, right. You might not be responsible for where you are now, but you were responsible for where you ended up. Right? and that's the mentality. That's the mindset. And that's what the three S's of self awareness helps build a foundation, a foundation for, as these are good questions, I'm feeling dialed in. What are you guys thinking? What are you guys thinking? Let me know, spam that heart button. If you're, if you're picking up what I'm putting down, give me a little bit of feedback from that, that little that MSL wave that we just went on. Riding that wave Taya said the three S's are self honesty, self initiative and self accountability.
Quincy Amarikwa (33:41):
That's what I'm talking about. Taya. You know what it is? GK Lorenzo said self accountability. What's your, okay. What's your favorite PEs of the three S's of self awareness. That would be great. Joe Jackson said stuff, honestly. Self initiative, self accountability. I loved that. Yeah. GK Lorenzo said self accountability Oh, self that said self responsibility, self self accountability, or sorry. Self-Initiative self accountability. Oh, now you've now you guys are messing me up. Cause you said response responsibility, self honesty, selfish, self self initiative, self accountability. I like that. Yo GK, Lorenzo. You got my head there for a minute, bro. Hey, look at that. The community is getting dialed in. Man, that's that's awesome. Let's see. Let's see what we got here. Loving, loving the comments. Section 11, the community, man. Let's see what we got here. Let's see.
Quincy Amarikwa (34:51):
PO GBA junior said underscore PO GBA. Junior said this is amazing. Seeing that I'm planning to try out for a team and I would go on YouTube and watch videos and I'm still planning on going on the perfect soccer website to see what it's all about later. There you go. Okay. Awesome. I think if you go to the link below three S's of self awareness, you can watch that. And in the comment section, there's a link to creating yourself your, your account so you can get access to all the other books, tools, and resources. Okay. So at L U M a C Y soccer asked, what about irrational fears? Like what if I pee myself on the field? Okay. Rational versus irrational fear. So let's use the, what if I pee myself on the fear on the field? Here's the thing you could pee on yourself on the field. So when you're, so when we're talking about rational versus irrational, and when we're saying subjective versus, you know, actual versus subjective, okay. Is it an irrational fear to think about if you're going to pee on yourself on the field, maybe not, maybe you have a bladder issue or problem, and you might literally pee on yourself on the field. So to be scared or mindful of that, would you say that's irrational? I wouldn't say that that's irrational, but within the context of the question, let's, let's kind of drill into that.
Quincy Amarikwa (36:14):
So either
Quincy Amarikwa (36:16):
We believe it's an irrational fear or it could be, how do we overcome that? Well, the best way in my mind, the way that I think about it and how I overcome, what I, or I try to turn things into irrational fears. So I go, okay, I could very well pee on myself on the field is being scared about peeing on myself, on the field. Helpful to me. Does it help me be a better player? Does it help me be dialed in? Does it help me take better touches, make better decisions. Some players play better in a fearful state. So you might see this word, get back to self awareness. You might be a player who knows how to harness fear to perform better on the field. And if that's the case, maybe being scared of peeing on yourself helps you. Right. It could be a good thing.
Quincy Amarikwa (37:05):
Now, if you're talking about, I'm constantly thinking about, I might pee on myself on the field and that is making me be a bad player because I'm not focused on my positioning, my, my understanding of the game. Like I'm making bad decisions because I'm too focused on this irrational fear of peeing on myself. Then I have the visual or I have the visualization exercise of thinking like, okay, why is the thought of ping on myself? So scary. Why am I scared of peeing on myself? What do I think could happen? What do I, what's the worst thing that can happen. And then I think about so this would be negative visualization. What's the worst possible outcome? Oh, IPN myself, everyone sees they point and laugh at me. They call me P P boy for the next year. They call me P people away and everyone in school always Snickers and laughs and calls me PV boy.
Quincy Amarikwa (38:01):
Okay. So, and then they kicked me out of school. Cause the pee on myself, like this is what I'm saying. So this is what I'm saying. They're going to kick you out of school. Cause he peed on yourself. Probably not. So that would be the point where the fear is now irrational. Okay. So you guys can understand where I'm going with this. Okay. So they're probably not going to kick you out of school because of it. But everyone in the school could very well make fun of you for being P P boy and peeing on yourself on the field. And then this is the point where I go. This is the MSL mentality is going like what's so bad about that. Well, I'll feel embarrassed. People will laugh at me and they'll do this. And I go, okay, what's the MSL mentality. What's the MSL mindset.
Quincy Amarikwa (38:41):
We take negativity. And we use that to propel ourselves and push ourselves forward. And I think about it and I go, well, if I pee on myself and everyone calls me PP boy, everybody knows me for being pee people way. Right? And now that's my superpower. I come to school the next day with PB boy on my chest. I'll wear a hat that says PB boy, every time someone goes, ah, ha you're PB. Boy. I go, yeah, PB boy, come over to [inaudible] dot com and buy my path, learn how to play soccer, right? Learn from me. And then eventually you take the power of them to make fun of you away. It's not fun to make fun of you anymore because you like it. You enjoy it. This is great. And this is in alignment with all the people who show up and maybe talk crap about the MSL and me and all that kind of, they're helping us, everybody.
Quincy Amarikwa (39:31):
They are helping you. They're helping you. If you embrace it. If you realize that is your superpower, their negativity is their attention is their time. It's their focus on you. And if you allow that to turn into insecurity, negativity, and self doubt, you won't reach your goals. Your goals will always be out of reach. Okay? But put, put that negativity in alignment with your goals and let it propel you forward. And then to the point, I'm not going to say, Hey, go out there on the soccer field and PP on yourself. Right. But don't be afraid of that happening. And if you are afraid of it happening for me, I'll just tell you what I would do. I would just go on the field, not pee on myself, just so I can get it out of my system. Hey, this scares me. You know what I need to be in myself.
Quincy Amarikwa (40:18):
And this time, this ties to what I was talking about earlier in the call with how I build my, my off my training when I'm in my free agency and between teams, the days in which I feel like I don't want to touch the ball. And I have a good reason, an excuse not to touch the ball cause I've been working hard and things are going good. Those are the days I forced. I go straight out there and I touched the ball more than I want to invite more. I texted ball more than I normally would because I'm not going to allow myself to self sabotage, to sabotage myself from reaching my goals and maintaining my goals because we're here to not only reach our goals, but we want to maintain our goals. We want to, we want to maintain our level and then we want to get better.
Quincy Amarikwa (41:01):
We want to keep moving forward. We want to keep making progress for as long as we want to for ourselves. That's what we're doing. And I'm sharing with you guys. What I would do, how I look at it, what the MSL mentality and mindset is. And if, if I had an irrational fear of peeing on myself and it was preventing me from being better on the field and I couldn't focus and I couldn't do those things, what I would do is I pee on myself so I could get it over with and take care of it. And the next day I'd have a shirt that says PP boy. And I would let everybody brand me as such. And I just deal with that until people got bored of bored of it, that's what I would do. And I hope that through these conversations and the things that we're talking about, cause sometimes they're just ridiculous and they're funny and they don't make sense, but, but that's the mentality you want to accomplish something of, of meaning that's of importance that will create real change, lasting change.
Quincy Amarikwa (41:58):
You're gonna make people angry or you at very least, people are gonna make fun of you or ridicule you all along the way and eventually you'll get there. And when you do, they'll say that they supported you all along the way and they always knew you could make it. And when they, when that happens, that's a whole new experience that will, we can discuss at a later time of how you deal with that and what goes along with that. But I very much appreciate our community and the question you guys send in because it gives me an opportunity to share my experience share my thinking. And I love, I love hearing the feedback of when things are helpful for you. And equally as much when I hear that I don't know what I'm talking about and I'm full of crap. So you guys are helping me be better every day.
Quincy Amarikwa (42:45):
So I appreciate that. Let's see. And we've got about 20 more minutes before the live is a complete. So if you've got any questions, make sure you guys are dropping them here below while I make my way through everything else. I think we are making great time and flying through these questions. I'm loving the engagement today. It seems like everybody has been, has come back refresh and ready to go. Joe Jackson had said, I've definitely had experience with letting emotions control decisions in an inside and outside of soccer. So being able to take emotions out of decision making is very beneficial. There we go. I'm loving that. John Hollinger had said love that being objective and doing an autopsy on your emotions. I like that. Yeah. An autopsy of your emotions. That's good. Let's see. Yeah, but Lucy, that was a good question. I liked that one. I feel K twenty-three Hampton and said, I feel having experience outside of my college career will put me in a better position to play at the next level after college, after college. I believe if you were looking at it that way and you're approaching it as a means to learn something new to better develop your strategy and plan for the future. The answer to that is yes, absolutely.
Quincy Amarikwa (44:28):
Andrew said again, thank you for the insight late for me on the East coast. I'll try to tune in next week. Thank you very much for joining by stopping by. I appreciate that. Let's see Joe Jackson's said my club has passed me up the last few years for moving up while people who I have outperformed have gone up. So I'm getting a trial with the club that's playing at the same level as the higher team. Okay. I think you're starting to have conversations with people in the in the comments section, which is great. Everyone should everyone here should be listening to these gyms. Thank you very much. John Hallinger had asked what about playing in lower divisions first, get video and perform and then move up. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Now I'm loving this. You guys are having conversations in the, in the comment section which is what I always love seeing.
Quincy Amarikwa (45:17):
And sometimes I'm, I'm reading them cause I'm thinking their question, but you guys are figuring stuff out amongst the group, which is, which is perfect, which makes me, which reminds me I'd encourage everybody to go and join the private Facebook group. You get access to that once you create a perfect soccer team membership. So we can continue the conversation over there. John, I think you're in the group, Joe. I also believe I could be wrong. I think you were over there, but this will be great for you guys to continue the conversation beyond the Instagram live chat. And also if you guys have the conversations over in the Facebook group, I'm able to keep up to date or at least chime in and see what's going on. And I also know that we're, we're working to get some people who are wanting to be administrators and interns for the brand.
Quincy Amarikwa (46:06):
I apologize if you know, if you're, you're someone who's, who's who I've even told will come on as an intern or as an not as an ambassador, but a moderator or helping with the community. We are working as fast as we can to get all the systems and processes in place. It's, it's ending up being a lot more work than we were originally thinking. And with all the stuff that I've been focused on with black players for change these last several weeks with negotiations and organizational structure and SLPs and stuff. My focus has been very like the bandwidth has been very much diluted. So I apologize. We are working to get that resolved as quickly as possible, but I still would like to encourage people to head over to the private Facebook group. I proceeded the understood. I appreciate the answers. Quincy, thank you for your time and perspective. Of course. Thank you for stopping by and asking your question.
Quincy Amarikwa (47:11):
Let's see. Let's see, let's see lots of engagements tonight, guys. I love, I love that kind of about 10, 13 minutes here left you F O K I G six one four asks tips to become a soccer pro. I don't think I've seen you during the community here before. Welcome to the community. And if you want tips on how to become a pro, I suggest you had two perfect soccer skills.com/log in account. Perfect soccer skills.com/log in account. Create yourself a perfect soccer team membership account, read our books for free, go through our webinar trainings and read our articles and listen to our podcasts. Cause they teach you and show you exactly how to become a pro. And let's see,
Quincy Amarikwa (48:04):
Got calling in here. So let's, let's get him in here and seeing what's what's going on on his side,
Dylan (48:13):
Quincy,
Quincy Amarikwa (48:14):
What's going on, brother? How you doing?
Dylan (48:16):
I'm just playing FIFA right now. Work on the team for you guys.
Quincy Amarikwa (48:20):
Ooh, I love that helps. So how far, how far are we from going live on the gamer on the perfect soccer gamer account?
Dylan (48:29):
Um I just got to do that a review video for you guys. And then I got to send that in and then I just need a good password and stuff, but like everything like on the gaming side set up.
Quincy Amarikwa (48:44):
Awesome. I'm loving that. So what are you, what are you most excited about here moving forward?
Dylan (48:49):
Um probably just honestly like the weekend tournaments so far for you guys, that's going to be 46. I already qualified for it. That was all, all done and stuff.
Quincy Amarikwa (49:04):
Nice. I'm loving that if everybody's seeing no context, Dylan is the second official gamer of the perfect soccer game or division. He's helping us get everything set up for what was the ultimate team is the focus, right? Yeah. So while I know many of you guys were joining in for the season, goes on with Earl Edwards jr. While he's been at the game, Melissa's back tournament as well as organizing for the blacklist for change that has been on pause. But Dylan has been here helping to get stuff set up so we can start doing this more regularly here, moving forward. So I'm excited for getting that launched. Let's see. Yeah, no, no else that fix your hair.
Dylan (49:50):
My friend, Roy. Yeah. Nice.
Quincy Amarikwa (49:56):
Let's see. So I'm seeing everybody else on here, so, all right. Well you want to let everybody know what before you're getting up, live on the account where you, where you streaming right now, or are you streaming as of now?
Dylan (50:10):
Um sometimes I stream on my tech talk when I have time and like I post like update videos on like the ultimate team that we got, like flip the camera for you guys. So I, I got all this going on for us and stuff. It's a bunch of decent players, so it should be pretty good entertaining, I think.
Quincy Amarikwa (50:32):
Nice. No, I love that. So what can our community do to support or what, what, what do they need to be doing before you start going live here?
Dylan (50:47):
I think you can just go ahead and if you're like interested in it just, you can go ahead over to my Tik Tok cause I like posts, like update videos on it. I'm probably gonna post a few like just like highlights from games I've done so far and stuff like that. And then probably just promoted more so like more of my followers. See it, and then they go over to the channel and watch.
Quincy Amarikwa (51:10):
Awesome. So you want to let everybody know Were to follow you on ticktock so that we can make sure everybody's staying up to date on all your highlight videos and joining it on the streams.
Dylan (51:20):
Sure. It's just no context Dylan on tape.
Quincy Amarikwa (51:25):
So no context dot Dylan on tic talk guys, make sure you go and follow him. He's a official perfect soccer gamer. Paul Paul PG sports just dropped in given the, the, the jesus' hand emojis and the 100, cause he's looking forward to watching stuff here soon. Dylan, thanks for dropping by bro. I appreciate it. We've got I think five more minutes here. So we'll answer a couple more questions before we wrap up today's show, but I'm looking forward to getting everything launched. You're live with you soon, man,
Dylan (51:56):
For sure. For sure.
Quincy Amarikwa (51:57):
Awesome brother, I'll speak to you soon.
Quincy Amarikwa (52:03):
Thanks for dropping by Dylan. And as we said, make sure you guys go follow a Dylan over on ticktock. He's doing some, some funny and fun soccer, soccer content over there on tick talk. We're excited to have him on with the brand and helping us get the ultimate team going. Let's see you make it any recommendations for incoming freshmen joining a college program. Okay. Ruby underscore R U B Z 11, as any recommendations for an incoming freshmen joining a college program and you guys are gonna hear me say the same things over and over and over again because the truth is true, whether you believe it or not, but head of perfect cyber skills.com/login account that is log in account, create yourself a perfect soccer team membership account. And I would recommend that you go and read the ultimate college soccer recruiting blueprint.
Quincy Amarikwa (53:06):
I think that will be massively helpful for you, especially if you're going to be joining a college program here. As soon as a freshmen, understand the process, start to finish what it looks like, how what you could have been doing to better help yourself leading into it. And then I think what would also be good is listening to some of the college the in depth with Ross episodes that Ross shot talking about his college experience at UVA, being a captain for the team, winning the NCAA championship back in his day. I think many of those lessons in that the insight and perspective would be very helpful and beneficial to to someone who's going to be joining their college program here.
Quincy Amarikwa (53:51):
Let's see John Hollinger 27 asks, what sorts of things do you do to help your teammates who may appear to be mentally off? So so I, I think most players now understand me to be a mental strength coach because they've been seeing what I've been doing for a while a while now, like officially as a mental strength coach, I think I've been one or not. I think I know I've been one for a lot longer than, you know, recently being an official mental strength coach. I was an unofficial mental strength coach and I, and I say I was unofficial because I would notice obviously every single player at different points in time in their career has difficulties that they're going through. And the, the mental side of the game is something that they have to figure out. And I've been always open to having conversations and dialogue with teammates who are willing to engage with me.
Quincy Amarikwa (54:55):
So not all teammates are willing to engage, but many, many, many of them have been. And because of that, I've had a lot of conversations with players to better understand where they're coming from better understand where I'm lacking or I'm not, I haven't done enough or worked hard enough or and providing enough value or communicating in a manner that guys can understand. So I think the simplest way to answer that question directly is just having an open door policy, basically just open line of communication. I think I, I hope most people understand that by sharing with me in this environment, it's a, it's a no judgment zone in the sense of there's a reason you've come to the conclusion you have. There's a reason you believe the things you do. And there's a reason you believe you're right in the way that you're thinking it doesn't mean you are right.
Quincy Amarikwa (55:51):
And it doesn't mean you're wrong. But at least at the very least, I believe I can be open and willing to hear where you're coming from to the best of my ability and ask questions so I can understand I think approaching it that way for the duration and time at which I've I've done, that has allowed me the ability to gain enough experience and understanding and perspective to, to to be able to become an official mental strength coach. Right? And I think many of the players who I talked to and I've worked with who are willing to publicly share that they've worked with me and the things that they've learned from the mentality, the mindset and our personal conversations, I'm very grateful for. And I'm glad that more players are willing to share. If when and how they've worked with me and you know, the players who maybe have spoken with me or have insights and talks about that, that, that side of the game who aren't at that point or level to wanting to share that that's cool as well too.
Quincy Amarikwa (56:57):
So I think the main thing on the mentality side, when you're wanting to help your teammates is not doing it for your, for any reason, other than your fiduciary responsibility to your teammate, which is to help them, help them, help themselves through whatever it is that they're going through. To the extent they're willing to accept your help and not doing it for any other reason, other than that. And I think if you, if you approach it that way over the longterm, good things will happen in the short term, you'll be taken advantage of things. Won't go your way. Things won't look the way that you would like them to look. But if you're doing it with the intentions that you're saying, which is for the betterment of your teammate, sometimes it will be at your expense. And that's what it costs to be the boss, right? And we're here talking about teamwork, dreamwork building bottom up, we're only as strong or as fast as our weakest link slowest player, most lowest IQ, whatever that is. If someone on your team has a low IQ, you have a low IQ and you guys can't move any faster than the lowest IQ. If someone on your team is really slow and you guys want to go fast, well, you can't go any faster than your slowest guy or girl.
Quincy Amarikwa (58:15):
And it might take you longer to get there, but we're talking about building culture. That'll last generations. So we've got a minute here left before Instagram officially kicks me off. If you guys enjoyed today's episode, please spam that heart button drops in Miami and your head emojis. Let me know what you're thinking. Total soccer training 2011 said, well said gave me some thumbs up fist bumps. Okay. Symbols and a soccer ball. Total soccer. I see that you're dropping in your question, but I've got a minute left. So please join in next week. I'll make sure to be on the lookout and answer your questions specifically. But yeah, guys got a minute left here. I want to thank everybody for joining in on episode 80 of the hashtag asset soccer per show. I would encourage everybody to have it over to the site to check out the perfect soccer bundle.
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Aquarium: Jeongin takes you on a date to one of your favorite places since you were a child. 
aquarium date: y/n and jeongin go on a date to the aquarium 
as love does:  paying you to help him chase after your friend, planning to learn to love her in the process, jeongin found himself falling for you instead. 
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Bet: where Jeongin bets You he can make you fall in love with him(without knowing you have a crush on him already) he could be really cheesy and funny but he can also be caring
But You’re Mine!: Jeongin has finally introduced you to the rest of SKZ, who immediately adored you, though the Maknae thought maybe a little too much. But his jealousy doesn’t stop everyone from having a wonderful day. 
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Caught: the other members caught Jeongin being cuddly with you 
Christmas Time: Cute nights during Christmas with my boyfriend 
Colors: A determined boy named Yang Jeongin tries desperately to help you see colors again
Cuddle Boy: Jeongin really is the type of person to say he doesn’t like cuddling and then cuddles you five minutes later 
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Early Morning: a kiss that’s a wake up call, its barely even lips touching, more like they’re kissing your chin because they’re so tired in the early morning haze.
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Flower Boy: Jeongin knew he wasn’t imagining things. His flowers were vanishing right before his eyes  and he was not going to rest until he figured out who was responsible for the disappearance
full of surprises: when you meet the quiet freshman at a senior center that you volunteer at 
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Hand In Hand: Some times the boys didn’t know how much their words affected their youngest member
Hot Nights: “It’s okay, I couldn’t sleep anyway”
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Make It Official: “Open your eyes”
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The First: There’s a first for everything, and you experienced many “firsts” with Jeongin
 The Very Overprotective Friend: You call Jeongin at three in the morning after watching him cry on episode four of Stray Kids 
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Androgen use, hipogonadism, IGF-1, tamoxifen and tendons As some of you might know, I have been having tendon issues since beggining AAS use that have affected my life seriously. Doctor's diagnose have been tendinitis, which never convinced me since my symptoms have always been a lot closer to tendinosis (see:http://www.cuttingedgemuscle.com/Fo...ight=tendinosis ). For those that might not know, tendinosis is a pathological condition characterised by an abnormaly high ratio of type III collagen (the weaker less abundant one in healthy connective tissue) to type I (the stronger and normally more abundant one). There's sometimes a bit of inflamation on the surrounding tissues. A tendon affected by tendinosis may not get beyond the initial stage of healing (in which is supposed to be a higher than normal ratio of the mentioned types of collagen) after normal damage induced by everyday activities or exercise and thus will lose it's strength and may eventually rupture. An ecography made after a recent relapse showed no inflamation in the tendons in the painfull area, and all the doctor could say was that there may be a muscular rupture in that area, but he couldn't really tell, and it would be needed a magnetic ressonance exam to be sure. I am planning on doing this soon. I am more and more convinced that my AAS use has something to do with this, and I'm trying to put together a theory based on the various arguments I have found untill now. Number one would be the direct impact AAS have on type III collagen synthesis, collagen fibrils dysplasia, and the consequent reduction on tendon tensile strength, rupture strength and the normal biomechanics of the extremities (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8). In a nutshell, the use of AAS in order to heal tendon injuries or to simulate collagen synthesis and therefore building stronger tendons seems to a load of crap. That famous post on AAS and collagen synthesis which throws a bunch of percentage on collagen synthesis with no references whatsoever is at best extremely doubtfull. This alterations in the type of collagen III to type I ratio could in itself lead to the development of what is known as tendinosis (see link posted above). Number two would be the reduction in growth factors shown to stimulate the synthesis of type I collagen on connective tissue, such as GH (9), IGF-1 (10,11,12,13,14) and TGF-beta1 (15,16), all of which could potencialy help reversing this altered ratio of collagen types due to heavy androgen use. This reduction could happen by various motives. One would be the androgen induced hipogonadism in the PCT period. Testosterone levels have been shown to directly correlate with GH and other growth factors release (17,18,19,20,21,22) so the low testosterone could have a negative impact on some of the growth factors that could potencially reverse the damage done by androgens. Another motive would be the use of tamoxifen during and after a steroid cycle. tamoxifen has been linked to reduction in IGF-1 levels that range from 19% to 47%(23,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34), and in GH response to GHRH (24,25,27). Since GH seems to be not only regulating both IGF-1 but also TGF levels, tamoxifen may also be contributing to the aggravation of the tendon issues initiated by AAS. In my case, all the episodes of tendinosis happened either when using tamoxifen during PCT teraphy (so while hipogonadal), after usage of androgens that stimulate collagen type III production, or during tamoxifen use with AAS in order to combat gynecomasty. If anyone wants to discuss this and try to debunk my theory or my interpretation of the research, please go ahead. There's txt file attached with most abstracts from studies referenced here References: 1-Stimulation of collagen synthesis by the anabolic steroid Stanozolol. Falanga V, Greenberg AS, Zhou L, Ochoa SM, Roberts AB, Falabella A, Yamaguchi Y. University of Miami School of Medicine, Department of Dermatology, Miami Veterans Affairs Medical Center, Florida, USA. 2-Collagen synthesis in postmenopausal women during therapy with anabolic steroid or female sex hormones. Hassager C, Jensen LT, Podenphant J, Riis BJ, Christiansen C. Department of Clinical Chemistry, Glostrup Hospital, University of Copenhagen, Denmark. 3-The effects of anabolic steroids on rat tendon. An ultrastructural, biomechanical, and biochemical analysis. Inhofe PD, Grana WA, Egle D, Min KW, Tomasek J. Department of Orthopaedic Surgery, University of Oklahoma College of Medicine, Oklahoma City, USA. 4-The effect of anabolic steroids on the biomechanical and histological properties of rat tendon.Miles JW, Grana WA, Egle D, Min KW, Chitwood J. University of Oklahoma Health Sciences Center, Oklahoma City. 5-Anabolic steroid-induced tendon pathology: a review of the literature.Laseter JT, Russell JA. Joe W. King Orthopedic Institute, Houston, TX 77030. 6-The effect of exercise and anabolic steroids on the mechanical properties and crimp morphology of the rat tendon. Wood TO, Cooke PH, Goodship AE. Comparative Orthopaedic Research Group, University of Bristol, England. 7-Tendon injuries induced by exercise and anabolic steroids in experimental mice. Michna H. 8-Organisation of collagen fibrils in tendon: changes induced by an anabolic steroid. I. Functional and ultrastructural studies. Michna H. 9-Growth hormone influences the content and composition of collagen in the aorta from old rats. Bruel A, Oxlund H. Department of Connective Tissue Biology, Institute of Anatomy, University of Aarhus, DK-8000, Aarhus, Denmark. [email protected] 10-Allampallam K, Chakraborty J, Robinson J. Effect of ascorbic acid and growth factors on collagen metabolism of flexor retinaculum cells from individuals with and without carpal tunnel syndrome. J Occup Environ Med 42(3):251-9, 2000. 11-Conti N A, Dahners L E. The effect of exogenous growth factors on the healing of ligaments. Trans Orthop Res Soc 18:60, 1993. 12-Letson A K, Dahners L E. The effect of combinations of growth factors on ligament healing. Clin Orthop 308;207-212, 1994. 13-Kurtz C A, Loebig T G, Anderson D D, DeMeo P J, Campbell P G. Insulin-like growth factor I accelerates functional recovery from Achilles tendon injury in a rat model. Am J Sports Med May-Jun;27(3):363-69, 1999. 14-Abrahamsson S O. Similar effects of recombinant human insulin-like growth factor I and II on cellular activities in flexor tendons of young rabbits: experimental studies in vitro. J Orthop Res Mar;15(2):256-62, 1997 15-Chang J, Thunder R, Most D, Longaker M T, Lineaweaver W C. Studies in flexor tendon wound healing: neutralizing antibody to TGF-beta1 increases postoperative range of motion. Plast Reconstr Surg Jan;105(1):148-55, 2000. 16-Chang J, Most D, Stelnicki E, Siebert J W, Longaker M T, Hui K, Lineweaver W C. Gene expression of transforming growth factor beta-1 in rabbit zone II flexor tendon wound healing: evidence for dual mechanisms of repair. Plast Reconstr Surg Sep;100(4):937-44, 1997. 17-Activation of the somatotropic axis by testosterone in adult men: evidence for a role of hypothalamic growth hormone-releasing hormone.Bondanelli M, Ambrosio MR, Margutti A, Franceschetti P, Zatelli MC, degli Uberti EC.Department of Biomedical Sciences and Advanced Therapies, Section of Endocrinology, University of Ferrara, Ferrara, Italy. 18-Serum levels of insulin-like growth factor I and insulin-like growth factor-binding protein 1 correlate with serum free testosterone and sex hormone binding globulin levels in healthy young and middle-aged men. Erfurth EM, Hagmar LE, Saaf M, Hall K. Department of Internal Medicine, University of Lund, Sweden. 19-Low circulating levels of insulin-like growth factors and testosterone in chronically institutionalized elderly men. Abbasi AA, Drinka PJ, Mattson DE, Rudman D. Department of Medicine, Medical College of Wisconsin, Milwaukee. 20-Testosterone increases serum 1,25-dihydroxyvitamin D and insulin-like growth factor-I in hypogonadal men. Hagenfeldt Y, Linde K, Sjoberg HE, Zumkeller W, Arver S. Department of Clinical Chemistry I, Huddinge University Hospital, Sweden. 21-Chronic sex steroid exposure increases mean plasma growth hormone concentration and pulse amplitude in men with isolated hypogonadotropic hypogonadism.Liu L, Merriam GR, Sherins RJ. 22-Serum insulin-like growth factor-I and serum testosterone status of elderly men in an inpatient rehabilitation unit. Kosasih JB, Abbasi AA, Rudman D. Department of Physical Medicine & Rehabilitation, Medical College of Wisconsin, Milwaukee, USA. 23-Effect of low dose tamoxifen on the insulin-like growth factor system in healthy women.Bonanni B, Johansson H, Gandini S, Guerrieri-Gonzaga A, Torrisi R, Sandri MT, Cazzaniga M, Mora S, Robertson C, Lien EA, Decensi A. 24-Effect of tamoxifen on GH and IGF-1 serum level in stage I-II breast cancer patients.Mandala M, Moro C, Ferretti G, Calabro MG, Nole F, Rocca A, Munzone E, Castro A, Curigliano G.Division of Medical Oncology, European Institute of Oncology, Via Ripamonti 435, 20141-Milan, Italy. [email protected] 25-Inhibitory action on GHRH-induced GH secretion of chronic tamoxifen treatment in breast cancer.De Marinis L, Mancini A, Izzi D, Bianchi A, Giampietro A, Fusco A, Liberale I, Rossi S, Valle D. Institute of Endocrinology, Catholic University School of Medicine, Rome, Italy. [email protected] 26-Effect of tamoxifen on lipoprotein(a) and insulin-like growth factor-I (IGF-I) in healthy women. Decensi A, Robertson C, Ballardini B, Paggi D, Guerrieri-Gonzaga A, Bonanni B, Manetti L, Johansson H, Barreca A, Bettega D, Costa A. FIRC Chemoprevention Unit, European Institute of Oncology, Milan, Italy. [email protected] 27-Effect of acute and chronic administration of tamoxifen on GH response to GHRH and on IGF-I serum levels in women with breast cancer.Corsello SM, Rota CA, Putignano P, Della Casa S, Barnabei A, Migneco MG, Vangeli V, Barini A, Mandala M, Barone C, Barbarino A.Institute of Endocrinology, Catholic University School of Medicine, Rome, Italy. 28-Enhancement of tamoxifen-induced suppression of insulin-like growth factor I gene expression and serum level by a somatostatin analogue.Huynh H, Pollak M.Department of Medicine, Lady Davis Research Institute, Jewish General Hospital, Montreal, 29-In vivo inhibition of insulin-like growth factor I gene expression by tamoxifen.Huynh HT, Tetenes E, Wallace L, Pollak M.Department of Medicine, McGill University, Montreal, Quebec, Canada 30-Suppression of serum insulin-like growth factor-1 levels in breast cancer patients during adjuvant tamoxifen therapy.Friedl A, Jordan VC, Pollak M.Department of Pathology and Laboratory Medicine, University of Wisconsin, Madison 53792. 31-Influence of tamoxifen on plasma levels of insulin-like growth factor I and insulin-like growth factor binding protein I in breast cancer patients.Lonning PE, Hall K, Aakvaag A, Lien EA. Department of Oncology, Haukeland University Hospital, Bergen, Norway. 32-tamoxifen reduces serum insulin-like growth factor I (IGF-I). Pollak MN, Huynh HT, Lefebvre SP.McGill University, Montreal, Quebec, Canada. 33-ffect of tamoxifen on serum insulinlike growth factor I levels in stage I breast cancer patients.Pollak M, Costantino J, Polychronakos C, Blauer SA, Guyda H, Redmond C, Fisher B, Margolese R. Department of Oncology, Jewish General Hospital, Montreal, Canada. 34-Effect of tamoxifen on plasma insulin-like growth factor I in patients with breast cancer.Colletti RB, Roberts JD, Devlin JT, Copeland KC.Department of Pediatrics, University of Vermont College of Medicine, Burlington 05405.
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So the story of this album is pretty neat. Anamanaguchi, who we have seen before on this show, decided to go full Weird with their second album. At this point in time it is freely available on Spotify and elsewhere but its initial release was… rather more eclectic than just that. Capsule Silence XXIV is what I suppose one would call a video game which was quietly released by the band in 2016. Through playing this bizarre and lovingly half-finished game, one could eventually find songs which could be listened to within the confines of the game and, eventually, be exported as standard audio files. Playthroughs of this game exist online; I suggest you take a look at one in order to experience the lovely strangeness of it.
The album itself, detached from its highly post-modern method of release, is quite delightful. It has much of the chiptune charm of the band’s first album but is more comfortable branching out into incorporating other influences and musical styles. I enjoy the first album a lot but I feel that the apparent reverence for SNES-style midi synth may have held it back somewhat; the band uses the freedom they’ve given themselves quite superbly in this second release. In fact, this album was broken into two parts for its official release; as this is somewhat artificial considering the album’s initial release, I’ll share both in this episode. Please enjoy Capsule Silence XXIV Original Soundtrack and Capsule Silence XXIV Original Soundtrack Vol. II by Anamanaguchi!
https://open.spotify.com/album/1mwLUytTTjMwmsZ1k3KvGX?si=zrXVeKj7Qz6eL44zPXs35g
https://open.spotify.com/album/4mp4yFQKsXR6mt8XwfoYSm?si=ht6dvOxbR3OkaeWEuoPdiQ
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