#PLEASE DONT FLOP OR IM GONNA ACTUALLY DIE
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I really like the prompt list you reblogged it’s got some good stuff. What about 37. “Because I love you god damn it!” with Loki if you are still needing inspiration.
37) Because I Love You God Damn It!
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The Secret Is Out
Characters: the Avengers Bunch, Loki, Thor, Clint
Warnings: Dirty words, slight angst
Summary: after putting your life in the line for a teammate you accidentally let a big secret slip.
Announcements: I will always need insperation and requests! They feed my soul! Haha. I'm not gonna lie. Im skipping back and forth on my requests though. I have a really good story line for one but its just so emotional(thats were Im hoping it goes at least) that I didnt want to write it tonight and put my self in a mood. So instead I guess im goimg with a form of anger? Meh. Anyways... I absolutly love love love everything from you guys! The reblogs, likes, and comments are amazing and I am very greatful for all the love I am getting!!!! 💚💚💚💚💚
Loki Masterlist
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The fight had been rough but not as rough as you were feeling in the moment. You had gotten serverly hurt and had been in the medbay for about a week now and you had a longer road ahead. There had been an explosion and instead of turning to run away you had ran toward one of your team members that had been to distracted to realize what was going on, you had successfully gotten him shoved out of the way but you had taken the brunt of the blast.
Now you were laying here staring at the celing trying to stay distracted as Bruce and Tony looked at your completely shaddered knee and the burns up your leg. Fingers crossed that they would have good news soon.
"Well as of right now kid your out of commission." Tony said helping you sit back up.
"Meaning?" You pulled one of the pillows down so that you could sit up without being uncomfortable.
"Meaning right now, the way it all looks, your gonna be stuck in the bed until it fully heals and after wards theres really no way to tell if your going to be able to work in the field again." Burce said looking at the xrays again. "And your gonna have to have surgery in order to put all the right pieces back in the right places, but we cant really do that until some of the burns heal or at least start to heal. Its gonna be a long drawn out process unfortunately." He sighed setting the charts back down and walking over to you.
"Fucking hell! You mean I'm gonna be pushing paper work? I might as well go work in a damn office with four white walls and a poster that says 'hang in there, its almost Friday'." You placed your head in your hands.
"Hey! At least our paper work is more exciting than just running numbers." Tony said placing a hand on your back. He had been like a fsther to you, taking you in when you didnt have anywhere else to turn except the streets. Your own family had abandoned you at a young age and you had been leaning toward a dark path until Tony. "Besides with your expertise you dont have to sit behind a desk, your fingers arent blown off, you can still hack into stuff I'm sure."
"Tony we had a deal when I moved in. No hacking but you would train me and I could actually do good. Now look at me."
"I said no hacking the good guys, and if I remember correctly you were the one jumping close to the bomb not away from. I hate to be this way y/n but the only one to blame is yourself on this one."
"He would have been worst off than I am if not killed. I think I did the right thing. Besides you would have done the same thing if you had been closer." You sighed.
"Honey the diffrence with that is I have a supersuit, you wear a skin tight, spandex one peice, that I'm not a fan of." He laughted. Bruce had went to go get you some more pain killers to shoot into your IV.
"Tony if I were you I would shut up. Your starting to sound like you might actually love me, might even say your starting to act like a dad." You laughed pulling him into a hug.
"Shut it kid, cant let the others know I have a soft spot for the hacker orphan kid i took in all those years ago now can I." He said kissing the top of your head. "Do you need anything else before the drugs kick in and you pass out again?"
"Yes, can you please bring me my phone charger, laptop, and that really fluffy blanket that you and Pep got for me for Christmas."
"Dont ask to much of me now."
"I wouldnt be asking if you would just let me stay in my room. I hate it down here. I wanna be were the people are." You were starting to get loopy from whatever Bruce had given you.
"Ok little mermaid, get some rest I'll get your stuff." He laughed walking out the door letting you fall into a restless sleep.
You didnt know how long you hade been asleep but you woke up with a groan trying to sit up so you could atleast stretch your back from laying in one spot for to long. You flopped back down dramatically with a sigh. You could sense someine else in the room with you, you always knew when he was around.
"You dont have to hide in the shadows Loki. Your more than welcome to keep me company, you should know that by now." You smiled as the prince walked over and sat in the chair beside you. You could tell he hadnt been sleeping, his hair was fixed as always but his clothes looked worst for wear. He had on a plain black shirt and a pair of gray sweat pants, both of with had wrinkles in them either from tossing and turning or from not being changed in a few days.
"Whats wrong? And dont pull that 'nothing is wrong dear. I'm absolutly fine.' Bullshit. You look horrible." You reatched out to grab his hand. What you and Loki had was diffrent. You didnt just see his as a friend, he didnt just see you as that either though. You had spent many nights sitting up with the silver tounge man many nights laying on the couch watching movies, reading, talking about each of your pasts. He knew more about you than even Tony did.
"I'm still currently trying to wrap my head around why you pushed me out of the way and took the blow when you had a chance of dying from it. You shouldnt have been so thick headed my dear." He took your hand and raised it to his lips kissing the top of your hand.
"Loki." You sighed rolling your head to look back up at the celing. "You would have been hurt alot wordt than I am now, that blast could have killed you."
"I am a god y/n, that blast wouldnt have caused me nearly as much damage as it did you." His voice raised slightly.
"Thats what you think. You think that because you are "immortal" that you can take anything thats thrown at you. That no one really cares about you, that you wouldnt be missed? So why not try to take a blow from a bomb? My god your so stupid sometimes."
"I know I can. Norns y/n I've jumped into space, been brain washed, tried to take over New York, gotten smashed around by the Hulk. I was raised with Thor, he doesnt really go easy on a person. What I'm saying is I dont understand why you, a mear midguardian, would sacrifice themselves for me. If anything would have happened-"
"Nothing did happen though. I'm fine-"
"You have steel sticking from your leg, theres no telling when or even if you'll be able to walk again, and there are highly server burns that will leave scares. You cannot sit there and tell me that you are fine."
"Your right it does suck that I'm jot gonna be able to pull off shorts or a bikini anymore."
"This isnt a joke y/n. You almost died!" He finally yelled.
"And i would do it a thousand times over if that ment saving your damn ass again!" You shouted back.
"Why though?! Why me y/n? I've done horrible things, killed people! My life is meaningless." Tears had sprang to his eyes as he looked away.
"Because I love you God damn it!" You stopped suddenly your jaw dropping at the admission that you hadnt ment for him to hear. His head jerked back to you.
"What?" Shock was all over his face as he stood to walk closer to you. "What did you just say?"
"Because I love you Loki Odinson. Because if you were to die I dont think I would be able to go on living. Because even if you see all the bad things that you've done I can look pass that amd see all the good that you are doing." You reached up placing a hand on his cheek and wiping away a tear.
"I love you too y/n. I have since the day I met you. The girl that didnt care what anyone said when she spent time with me. The girl that can see through every face i put on. I love you so much darling." He placed his hand on your face and leaning down gently kissing your lips.
It felt like you thought it always should you felt electricity run through your body and the two of you connected. It was like getting a breath after not being able to for so long. He pulled away smiling at you.
"What do we tell the others?" He asked laying on with bed with you being easy with your leg. He placed his arm around your middle and pulled you as close as he could.
"I honestly dont care what we tell them. They can figure it out themseves for all I care." You smiled lacing your fingers with his, you yawned placing your head on his shoulder closing your eyes.
"Sleep now my Dove, I will be here when you wake." He felt your gentle breath slow as you fell asleep, the rhythm you of your breath lulling him into his own sleep.
Tony and Bruce walked in the next morning stopping dead at the sight in front of them. You and Loki were still cuddled on the small bed sleeping peacefully.
"Should we wake them up?" Bruce asked looking at Tony.
"Na, let them sleep. Dont want to let them know that we know." Tony saod grabbing Bruce's arm and turning to walk back out of the door.
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Wedding RP part 11
with-bells-upon09/27/2020
Blue finds themself staring... there's no way he doesnt know exactly, and intimately, what it does... not with a reaction like that.
"...need a hug?"
salty darkness09/27/2020
"..."
He nods.
with-bells-upon09/27/2020
They step forward, and just, hug him. Carefully, for Archer's sake- no squish- but they definately hug him.
Askbittyerror09/27/2020
The bitties pile on, barring Paladin who flies a bit away with a look of distaste, and all give him little hugs and nuzzles.
salty darkness09/27/2020
Archer giggles, purring and flapping their wings. They hug Blue too, clinging and nuzzling- generally just happy to be cuddled.
Nintendo wraps his arms around, wings doing the same. He watches Paladin fly away, wincing a little.
"...does he normally do that?"
with-bells-upon09/27/2020
"...he, has a very strong sense of-" justice "moral code. sometimes, it doesnt leave a lot of leeway for extenuating circumstance."
Askbittyerror09/27/2020
"Be a self-righteous grump who's very selective of what he gets all righteous about?" Magnus nuzzles, shooting his brother a look, who shoots him one right back. "Yes."
with-bells-upon09/27/2020
"...good. just... stubborn."
salty darkness09/27/2020
Nintendo is quiet for a few more moments... then he nods, pulling away.
"Okay."
"...thank you."
with-bells-upon09/27/2020
Blue lets him go, but doesn't seem quite done with him yet. "Can i ask you something else?"
salty darkness09/27/2020
A small huff. "I'm listening."
with-bells-upon09/27/2020
"...i dont see any vials. and youre definitely showing what seems to be more emotion thsn ive ever seen our Ink without paint."
"...how?"
salty darkness09/27/2020
"..."
Nintendo sets Archer down on the ground, setting his cake beside them. "Hold on for a second, Archsie... eat that if you want, but don't get too much chocolate all over your hands-"
He stands back up, looking very serious.
And then doubles over laughing like Blue just asked the most absurd question in the world.
"Oh-my-god-they-didn't-tell-you-"
with-bells-upon09/27/2020
Blue may take a step back, looking somewhst startled - but mostly confused. "Um. Wait. What?"
Askbittyerror09/27/2020
The bitties give him odd, and in Paladin's case, suspicious, looks.
salty darkness09/27/2020
He brings a hand to his chest, tugging on it. A glowing, upside-down heart is pulled out alongside it, tinted a bright, bright purple.
"I have a soul, obviously. How do you think Archer got made, sudden magic accidents?"
with-bells-upon09/27/2020
"..." well. That left them speechless.
Askbittyerror09/27/2020
The bitties sputter and look away, flushing. Paladin practically falls out of the air.
salty darkness09/27/2020
"..."
Nintendo is laughing again. The little jerk.
with-bells-upon09/27/2020
Blue.exe may still be processing this...
[11:51 PM]
"..." they should look away. All they can manage is a weak, "how?"
Askbittyerror09/27/2020
Paladin absolutely fucking glares and Magnus pauses, rips off his boot, and long distance beans him in the head with it.
salty darkness09/27/2020
He still laughs a little under his breath, wiping tears from his eyes. "Well, I didn't have it originally, obviously. Got it while I was... occupied. And stuck. Somewhere. After a certain incident. Then found and obtained it."
"...and Dream punched me in the chest and forced me to absorb it, which was an entire fiasco- to keep things short and sweet, magic bullshittery."
with-bells-upon09/27/2020
"..."
"Our Ink's paints arent working right anymore. But, i... dont think that solution will work for him."
[11:56 PM]
A sigh, and they nuzzle Magnus again, softly whispering, "good shot, love."
Askbittyerror09/27/2020
“Huh, okay-” Magnus shrieks as he is suddenly yanked from his biggie by his snarling brother, clawing and biting at him as the pair vanish somewhere private to ‘talk’.
with-bells-upon09/27/2020
".........crap-"
salty darkness09/27/2020
"..."
"Did I cause something?"
with-bells-upon09/27/2020
"..."
"If i say no, is there any chsnce youll believe me?"
Askbittyerror09/27/2020
"They just..." Domino sighs, massaging his temples. "Need a minute. And likely some healing when they get back."
"Should I go yell at them?" Mercury asks his grandpa.
"No." Domino pats him. "Just let them sort it out."(edited)
September 28, 2020
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"..."
"Im gonna throw my own shoe at hin next time." Blue mutters, clearly not liking this, but pretty sure Domino is right, but-
-but they want to follow. badly.
salty darkness09/28/2020
Archer looks up from where they had been stuffing cake in their mouth, babbling and getting chocolate all over their fancy coat. Nintendo sits down beside them, curling a wing around so his smol can nom in peace.
"...sooooo. Any other questions, or was the knowledge that I can feel and have emotions in general good enough?"
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
Mercury raises his hand.
"So are we brothers or..."
salty darkness09/28/2020
"Yes. Sure. We are brothers. Whatever keeps you from being sad or something."
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
"YAY!" Mercury cheers. "NEW SIBLING!"
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"...can I worry about m-?"
a flash of very pale gold, some distance above, and a rather harried looking Paladin, roughly ten inches tall, with very, very pale wings, is soon flying towards Nintendo.
salty darkness09/28/2020
Nintendo lifts his head, making a high-pitched noise of alarm. He folds his wings around Archer, protecting the smol.
"..."
Then he looks at the Paladin again.
"Fluffdad?"
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
relief, as he spots his son, quickly winging down to him. "-okay, you're okay. good... arm, please."
salty darkness09/28/2020
"..."
He holds out his arm.
"Uh, why?"
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
He lands, with practiced ease, looking over the other with concern. "why the frick did I feel your emotions doing the fudging cha-ch-" he pauses, looking mildly confused at the words coming out of his mouth.
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
Fresh grins from inside his safety pocket.
salty darkness09/28/2020
"..."
Nintendo narrows his eyes, giving Coryn a pap on the head. "It's fine. There's just a censoring frick around here, apparently."
"...what were you asking?"
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"...um." he shakes his head, and looks back at Nintendo for a long moment, papping his cheek lightly. "I felt your emotions all over the place from the kids' retreat. What happened? Are you okay?"
salty darkness09/28/2020
"...yeah. I'm... fine." he uncurls his wings, and Archer flops down on the ground, the cake smashed to smithereens, remains of it smeared all over their hands and face. "We were just... talking about Black 2.0. And what it does."
"...bad memories and... stuff."
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"..." Coryn pats him softly, not pressing further. "Okay." He agrees, pausing as he finally notices the other bitties.
He stares.
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
"Hi!" Mercury waves.
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
A slow wave back, vaguely baffled. "...Hi."
"...um. I'm Coryn. nice to meet you?"
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
"Nice to meet you too!" Mercury vibrates. "Your son is my brother now!"
salty darkness09/28/2020
Nintendo mutters something about explaining after the wedding.
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"Um. Okay."
His expression meanwhile is asking why the hell a nightshade bitty is being so sweet and welcoming.
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
"Can I hug you?" Mercury asks. "I like hugs! Hugs are nice!"
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
Coryn makes a small sound of alarm, stepping back and nearly falling off his son's arm. "W-why?"
salty darkness09/28/2020
"...he's a cuddly bitty, dad. It's not that deep."
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"..."
"Have you met! Your uncle!"
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
"You look soft and nice!" Mercury smiles.
salty darkness09/28/2020
Nintendo grins. "He is! You should hug him. He's really cuddly and open to hugs."
[11:59 AM]
"...and I don't care about my uncle."
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
"I hug only if he's okay with it!" Mercury declares, hands on his hips.
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"..."
He steadies himself, looking at Mercury in something like confusion, but less alarm. "You... actually want to hug? If my brother said something like that to someone, they'd be about to die. horribly."
"...my wings won't hurt you?"
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
"I don't kill people unless they're horrible abusive jerkfaces!" Mercury smiles brightly. "And it only hurts with prolonged contact or if you actually want to hurt me."
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"...no, I dont-"
"my. magic probably isn't strong enough to-"
He falls silent, then agrees, somewhat hesitantly, "sure. hugs." he offers his arms to the... very, friendly corrupted nightmare. and hopes that Braithe stays with the kids.
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
Mercury looks absolutely ecstatic and swings himself over, giving the Paladin a gentle hug, loose enough for him to escape if he wants to.
"Thank you!!!"
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
A brief, startled half flap of his wings... then slowly he puts his arms around the other. Still half expecting attack, but giving the benefit of the doubt.(edited)
salty darkness09/28/2020
Archer babbles, reaching up to try and hug the bitties as well. Nintendo moves his arm so they can wrap their arms around and snuggle.
"..."
"Thanks for the blackmail, dad."
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"...huh?" please explain. fluff dad's processing ability is currently running at half speed.
salty darkness09/28/2020
"Did I stutter?"
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
Mercury is over the moon, so much cuddles, including baby ones? This is the best day ever!
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
Blank look... then, he hugs a little more, even closing his eyes. He looks, content, slowly relaxing. He can't remember the last time-
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
Mercury nuzzles him, purring softly, tentacles doing a happy wiggle-waggle.
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
A faint, shaky purr... he starts to shift his wings, instinctively wanting to offer wing hugs, but still them almost instantly. No, nope. Not even with his low magic.
"...okay. you, i like. you're nice."(edited)
salty darkness09/28/2020
Archer flaps their wings, giggling and purring as well. Cuddles! Cuddles for all!
Except Nintendo. He's just watching everyone cuddle. And holding the bitties on his arm.
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
"I like you too!" Mercury is delighted. "You are also nice!"
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
After an extended moment, Coryn let's go again... but he's smiling. "I like your new brother." He tells Nintendo, before using his wing to lightly boop Archer's nose. "you too, cutie."
salty darkness09/28/2020
Archer bats at Coryn's hands, looking very proud of themselves.
"...yeah. I suppose he is pretty cool."
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
Immense Mercury-based pride.
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"...so that's the only thing that had you upset?" Coryn presses gently, attention returned to Nintendo. He knows his son better than that.
salty darkness09/28/2020
"Uh..." Nintendo looks away. "Yeah. It was."
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
"My dad offered to be his dad too." Mercury helpfully offers. "And also my uncle got upset about it and dragged Dad off to hopefully just yell at him."
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"..." gears seem to be turning in Coryn's mind, and he looks wary again. "okay, awhile I want to know why he was upset about it, I'd also like to know whether I should intervene. mostly because if there's a big enough fight, Braithe will find a way to join it... and while I love my brother, I wouldnt wish his attention on anyone but my worst enemies."
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
"Uncle Pal disagreed with some of new awesome sibling's actions." Mercury shrugs, then frowns, looking thoughtful. "Well, it has been awhile... They usually don't take this long."
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"..."
"I'm gonna go look for them." Coryn mutters, uneasy.
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
"I'm coming with." Mercury says. "I can hold back Uncle Pal pretty good and neither of them will hurt me."
"Please don't do anything stupid." Jabber sighs.
"I won't, my darling beautiful beloved sweetheart." Mercury smiles at Jabber's immediate flush. "Promise."
salty darkness09/28/2020
"..."
Nintendo laughs rather nervously.
"You, uh. Don't want to hear what those actions were? Just in case? So you don't come back and yell at me later?"
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"...please-" Blue doesn't know what to say. Normally they'd have run after the two themself, but aren't willing to consign the rest of their family to the floor in an unfamiliar place. "-just, be careful. all around."
Coryn gives Nintendo a small frown. "-have I ever yelled at you? Once?"
salty darkness09/28/2020
"...no-but-depending-on-how-much-you-care-about-Lark-you-might??"
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"...I care about Lark. he's Uriah's biggie, and also your step brother. but I hardly think that's going to change my tendency to raise my voice." Soft paps. "-we'll talk about this when we get back. But you're my son. Even if you did mess up, that's not going to change, understand?"
salty darkness09/28/2020
A nod. "Okay."
"...sorry in advance."
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
"..." a nod, and then he offers his hand to Mercury. chase by wing, or teleport?"
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
"Teleport." Mercury takes it. "I can kinda feel where they are. Want me to do it?"
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
A nod. "You lead. My magic's a bit fickle."(edited)
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
Mercury focuses and yanks them away to a dark corner. Magnus is on the ground, leaking Marrow heavily, kicking up at his brother and growling, teeth sunk into his arm. Paladin snarls, sword stabbed through Magnus’ shirt and going steadily deeper.
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
Without a second thought Coryn let's go of Mercury, teleporting behind Paladin and snapping out one golden 'tendril' to wrap around his neck, offering zero forewarning, or even a sound.
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
...he intends to pull, a solid, even, jerk... away from Magnus.
Askbittyerror09/28/2020
Paladin growls and his sword is yanked from his brother’s chest, swung back to try and slice through whatever is holding him. Mercury darts forward, a too sharp smile on his face, and his tentacles wrap around the arm, the blade and Paladin’s waist, tearing the sword from his hand and flinging his uncle very hard into the wall.
A chunk of bone is ripped from Paladin’s arm, the gash leaking dark-stained gold, and Magnus spits out the mouthful of dust and a glob of black, more leaking from between his teeth. He stands, legs quivering, back hunched and snarling viciously.
with-bells-upon09/28/2020
Black tendrils shoot from the shadow behind where Paladin falls, wrapping around every last bit of bone they can grab, and holding tight. Tight enough to make bone creak... even as Coryn watches Magnus, wary about whether he'll be attacked by the other as well.
[3:29 PM]
an icy aqua eye watches as well, silent.(edited)
JusticeMom09/28/2020
Dragon slides down the hall towards where they sense tiny angry auras flaring breathing hard as they race to make it in time
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for the 200 ask thingy, i actually dare you to do all of them. :D
delgaskarthalexhere we go, anon:
200: My crush’s name is: I don’t have one right now, I don’t get them often (if I ever had a crush at all)
199: I was born in: 2003
198: I am really: A 2005 emo kid x a 2008 scene kid x a 2014 tumblr fangirl x Kyle himself
197: My cellphone company is: Apple
194: My ring size is: Honestly? No idea. Propose to me with a sword.
193: My height is: Somewhere between 5′7″ and 5′8″
192: I am allergic to: Nothing I’m aware of
191: My 1st car was: 94 Station Wagon, by request
190: My 1st job was: being this funny is a full-time gig
189: Last book you read: Bone Gap by Laura Ruby
188: My bed is: “made”
187: My pet: I have a cat, I love her very much and I will show her to you if you dm me a cursed image
186: My best friend: We don’t use “best friend” for personal reasons, but they’ve been with me since I was 5 so, my one and only Bro
185: My favorite shampoo is: anything with “silky smooth” or “strawberries” on the bottle. i’m not that picky anymore.
184: Xbox or ps3: xbox or ps4 xbox
183: Piggy banks are: really useful
182: In my pockets: wallet, keys, phone, earbuds, black pen/pencil, earplugs, mini flashlight
181: On my calendar: i’m meeting a friend for smoothies tomorrow
180: Marriage is: something we shouldn’t push so much onto people. it’s a declaration of love, not an end-all fix-all to your life. i can’t ever see myself getting married but who knows!
179: Spongebob can: continue to be a relevant meme
178: My mom: i mean. we function. i can’t really complain about my family at large but i am defiantly looking forward to living literally as far away from them as i can.
177: The last three songs I bought were? psh, you think i pay for music? (folie a deux, lake effect kid, believers never die volume two) (those are albums but its okay)
176: Last YouTube video watched: I watched Markiplier play Uno
175: How many cousins do you have? 11? 12? I lost count
174: Do you have any siblings? I have a brother
173: Are your parents divorced? Nope!
172: Are you taller than your mom? Yes, I have been for a while
171: Do you play an instrument? dude HECK yeah! i vibe on piano, guitar, ukulele, clarinet, and im a drum major
170: What did you do yesterday? I went on a drive by myself.
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: Nope.
168: Luck: Yes, but luck is something that can be engineered
167: Fate: To an extent
166: Yourself: I’d say overall, yeah. I still have doubts tho
165: Aliens: Mmmmmm yeah
164: Heaven: Yes
163: Hell: Yes
162: God: Yeup
161: Horoscopes: without an ounce of truth, they would have died a long time ago
160: Soul mates: the greeks had seven words for love. i think we have multiple soul mates to fit each of those categories. there are definitely people we’re just meant to vibe with
159: Ghosts: i want to say yes but i really dont know
158: Gay Marriage: yes. its 2020. grow up.
157: War: in theory? no. war is kinda messed up. in reality? not everyone is going to be down to nice diplomatic conflict resolution, and not everyone is just gonna leave people *countries* they don’t like alone, so...
156: Orbs: ??? energies are real
155: Magic: vibes are real
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs
153: Drunk or High: i am a child of jesus
152: Phone or Online: online
151: Red heads or Black haired: irdc but black hair bc i am Emo
150: Blondes or Brunettes: blonde?? ig?? easier to dye
149: Hot or cold: hot weather + cold rooms
148: Summer or winter: summer
147: Autumn or Spring: autum (screw spring)
146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
145: Night or Day: night
144: Oranges or Apples: oranges (better to share with homies)
143: Curly or Straight hair: i dont care but curly
142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonald give iced coffee
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: dark chocolate
140: Mac or PC: pc for vidgya gaemes
139: Flip flops or high heals: ...converse. please. i cant walk properly in either of those
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor
137: Coke or Pepsi: pepsi
136: Hillary or Obama: this is kinda outdated but obama
135: Burried or cremated: cremated i aint watch spn for nothin
134: Singing or Dancing: singing. at least that gets better with practice
133: Coach or Chanel: chanel (thank u mr frank ocean and also the neighborhood)
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: whomst
131: Small town or Big city: big city and if you say small town you’ve never lived in a small town
130: Wal-Mart or Target: target
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: who tf is this
128: Manicure or Pedicure: idk dude probably pedicure i don’t like people touching my hands and i use them for too much to get my nails done
127: East Coast or West Coast: hnngggggggg west coast has more to do but east coast has better beaches and
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: birthday
125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate bc then i can give u some
124: Disney or Six Flags: ive only been to disney so disney (though i AM a HARDCORE rollercoaster stan so it wouldnt take much for me to say six flags)
123: Yankees or Red Sox: what
[ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War: unfortunately sometimes necessary but not as a first resort i went over this already
121: George Bush: is that the shoe guy?
120: Gay Marriage: be gay. do crime. kiss wife. or husband. or partner. basically, hell yeah
119: The presidential election: america need 2 b single and focus on herself
118: Abortion: pro-choice and that choice should be made by the one carrying the baby
117: MySpace: tumblr’s dad
116: Reality TV: don’t talk to about abt this
115: Parents: disgusting. go to therapy.
114: Back stabbers: if you’re gonna stab me in the back, pull my lungs through my ribcage bc that’s what my ancestor’s ghosts are gonna do to you (thanks great (x a few times) grandma viking ily thanks for the hair:) )
113: Ebay: good for merch and selling books
112: Facebook: zuck my dick, data-theif
111: Work: i like doing work? like- i enjoy completing tasks and seeing my hard work pay off? it’s not that bad?
110: My Neighbors: old. boring. want me to babysit for free.
109: Gas Prices: i cant really complain rn they’re kinda low and im a little broke so
108: Designer Clothes: i vibe to them, honestly
107: College: not for everyone but definitely for me
106: Sports: marching band is a sport marching band is a sport marching band is a sport marching band is a sport marching band is a sport but only technically speaking though you can make fair comparisons to sports such as cheer, and gymnastics where the idea is to put on a show and receive a score in the form of competition.
105: My family: disgusting
104: The future: the future doesn’t exist
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: god, don’t ask me this
102: Last time you ate: uhhh like 9 hours ago? it was dinner and i had pizza
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: three or four weeks ago by best bro came to visit and we vibed
100: Cried in front of someone: i finished twist and shout at school at the end of a very bad week. it was only a few tears but that’s as close as i get to crying
99: Went to a movie theater: whenever the last star wars movie came out
98: Took a vacation: last year i went to dc over summer break to see the Smithsonian, it was a lot of fun. i was supposed to go to altanta and florida this year but that didn’t happen for reasons
97: Swam in a pool: last week
96: Changed a diaper: never
95: Got my nails done: never
94: Went to a wedding: its been at least 6 years dude
93: Broke a bone: never, somehow
92: Got a peircing: nope
91: Broke the law: technically, yesterday. 55 is too slow
90: Texted: just now
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: the person in my snap named “junior”
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my cat
87: The last movie I saw: probably into the spiderverse
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: things going back to normal. or somewhat normal. i need school to have a schedule bc i absolutely cannot force myself to function without outside influence
85: The thing im not looking forward to: ironically, school in the fall. the way we’re going back is going to wreck me more than lockdown already has
84: People call me: i only ft one of my bros and they know who tf they are if you ask to ft you’re getting fuckin blocked mate i dont do that shit video calls are for WORK and SCHOOL thats IT. but ppl call me by my nickname irl, i go by screech on here.
83: The most difficult thing to do is: listen to my parent’s political opinions? live in a small town? force myself to be productive without a physical influence and reminder? put up with that one dude?
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope
81: My zodiac sign is: scoprio/leo/gemini
80: The first person i talked to today was: the potential bassist for our potential band?
79: First time you had a crush: uhh im still not sure if it was a crush but i wanted them to myself and they wanted (and got) someone better. we were just friends so it doesn’t really matter
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: the person on snap named “the great oracle”
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday, it was my brother
76: Right now I am talking to: in order of snap names, “vibin ~[^.^]~”, “russian umbrella”, and “mom” (not really)
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: hopefully, a job that makes me happy
74: I have/will get a job: as soon as i know what’s going on with school. but like as an adult? wherever will hire me and pay my fairly. being a barista would be fun, but at a local place (not in my current town)
73: Tomorrow: ???? time for bad poetry: tomorrow i will see my friend/ admist this lasting chaos/ we will be each other’s solitude/ while sharing fruity drinks/ and when we both come home/ a smile we will bring
72: Today: idk what this means so more poetry: today i will be sleep deprived as always/ i will think of them and weep/ but no tears will fall from my eyes/ for i know there is a reason/ we went our own way
71: Next Summer: i fr dont know whats goin on so: next summer i will be/ as happy as can be/ because i will be in pain no longer/ the earth is sure to heal/ and i will heal with her/ so i can enjoy/ the heatwave of next summer
70: Next Weekend: next weekend i will spend/ my days wasting away/ maybe ill finish hannibal/ again/ not that serial killers make the dopamine stay/ i will not see my friends/ or talk to my family/ i will seldom eat/ and live off coffee/ this has been my life/ all quarintine/ god someone please help me
69: I have these pets: i have four cats, three chickens, and a dog
68: The worst sound in the world: my dad and grandpa talking
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Them
66: People that make you happy: snap name time: the great oracle, junior, vibin ~[^.^]~, russian umbrella, mom, hero, booby-king 48, go to bed, son, pooper trooper, mac&cheese, plain egg biscuit, apple pie
65: Last time I cried: i dont cry bitch (last week over officals that cant make up they gottdamned mindes)
64: My friends are: my family and i would die for each and all of them
63: My computer is: an old hp but it play gaemes real good so it okie
62: My School: is trash but the band pops off
61: My Car: old, fast, clean
60: I lose all respect for people who: are my dad
59: The movie I cried at was: i cried over big hero six
58: Your hair color is: blonde
57: TV shows you watch: supernatural, good omens, hannibal, parks and rec
56: Favorite web site: this hellsite or youtube
55: Your dream vacation: out of the country with beautiful beaches, amazing food, and my best friend
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: the time i split the back of my head open, the time i split my chin open, and the time my then best friend said they didn’t want to talk to me anymore. i’ll let you guess which one hurt the most and which one i think about every fucking day
53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium or medium well.
52: My room is: clean and a reflection of myself, or so i’ve been told
51: My favorite celebrity is: i do not engage in celebrity worship. ill follow them and reblog gifs/interviews but i dont really have a favorite. the less i know abt them the better.
50: Where would you like to be: my own apartment in nyc
49: Do you want children: FUCK THEM KIDS BRO
48: Ever been in love: i dont know if it was love. i dont know if it was a crush. what i do know id that i was attached and they didn’t feel the same, and why would they?
47: Who’s your best friend: we dont really use best friend bc but “the great oracle” “junior” and “vibin ~[^.^]~”
46: More guy friends or girl friends: its 50/50
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: goin fast, the beach, playin video games
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: them
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: go to college, earn degree
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: commit arson
41: Have you pre-named your children: FUCK. THEM. KIDS. BRO.
40: Last person I got mad at: they do not understand that they do not know everything about something they’re not even involved in yet
39: I would like to move to: new zealand
38: I wish I was a professional: artist? musican? youtuber? who knows
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: nerds
36: Vehicle: 1970 mustang gt
35: President: jfk only bc his assassination is the only good thing abt american history the rest of it is fucked up and shouldn’t have happened. also jfk’s song in assassians the musical goes hard
34: State visited: california
33: Cellphone provider: verizon? apple? idfk
32: Athlete: what is sport
31: Actor: i don't watch shows or movies
30: Actress: i do not consume media
29: Singer: alex gaskarth or alexander deleon
28: Band: fall out boy
27: Clothing store: hot topic (i will not apologize)
26: Grocery store: okay harris teeter fucks but lidil’s has aloe vera juice and target at 9 pm energy so idk man
25: TV show: supernatural...
24: Movie: big hero 6
23: Website: tumblr or youtube
22: Animal: snow leopard
21: Theme park: busch gardens bc roller coaster go fast
20: Holiday: christmas
19: Sport to watch: snowboarding bc its like skateboarding but on snow
18: Sport to play: anything with havy footwork (marching band is a sport)
17: Magazine: i do not condume media
16: Book: the ranger’s apprentice series as a whole makes up my all-time one favorite book
15: Day of the week: friday bc its game day baybey
14: Beach: cocoa beach in florida but also i have so much left to experience
13: Concert attended: i havent been to any notable gigs but i was supposed to go to hella mega
12: Thing to cook: pancakes
11: Food: pizza or shushi
10: Restaurant: chiplote
9: Radio station: i like my local rock station and my local edm/top 40 station
8: Yankee candle scent: anything smoky or vanilla idc
7: Perfume: chanel no. 5 if i even wear it
6: Flower: Hydrangea
5: Color: orange
4: Talk show host: cecil palmer
3: Comedian: john maulaney
2: Dog breed: yes
1: Did you answer all these truthfully? ;)
That was a trip. But it was fun, please do things like this more often. Also, I don’t consume media by choice. I’m not sheltered I just can’t be bothered, and I have enough going on. That being said I will now be sleeping. Thanks again, Anon, I hope you have fun reading this :D
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Could you make a drabble with Johnny masturbating while thinking of Eri? 🤭
I already did this in Ch. 3. So i decided to do a masturbation scene with phone sex, teasing, dirty talk, Johnny being really desperate and needy?, and a smidge of daddy kink. So like I hope that’s ok? Also in Johnny's POV(obvs).
[9:45pm]
Wyd?
I typed out my favorite three letters in hopes of enticing her enough to come over. I had no idea why but the feeling of her beneath me while I fucked her hard was suddenly stuck in my brain. It had been all I could think about for the past half hour and I couldn’t quit. I imagined pinning her legs down with mine and laying my body over hers which made her look smaller than she actually was. She would almost always squirm against me, shoving her ass back to take me deeper and I just-
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: not you. Bye
What?? Now I would have to spend extra time convincing her. God, fuck my life.
C'mon baby. I'll really make it worth your while
🦇BattOuttaHell🦇: yah I'm sure🙄 I'm busy
Doing what?
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: none of ur business. I'm busy
Jesus did I really have to beg? I bet she wasn't even doing anything. It’s fucking Tuesday night. Who does anything on a Tuesday?
Please baby? I can't stop thinking about you
Girls liked that shit,I didn't they? I mean...it was actually true though.
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: BWAHAHAHAHHA
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: lmao ur that desperate huh baby boy?
I'm not desperate 😑 just horny
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: hate to break it to ya but horny and bugging me is you being desperate
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: srsly tho I'm stuck studying for an exam I know jack shit about. I'm screwed
You can also be screwed if you come over
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: pls die
Why are you so violent all the time?!!
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: bruh violence is my middle name
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: sry but it'll just be u and ur hand tonight
I groaned because I really really didn't want that. I would much rather have her squeezed around my cock and hear those soft breathy moans she made all the time. She would always hold onto me then, maybe dig some scratches into my back as I went as deep as I could go. I groaned in frustration and wanted to throw my phone but persisted. I was going to regret typing this and was already cringing but I figured I had to pull out the big guns. We were still trying this whole thing out but a test drive wouldn't be so bad.
Princess, daddy really needs you
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: oh my god Johnathan
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: 🚫🛑✋
I thought you liked that???
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: I do
The ellipse signaling her response bubbled for awhile and I wondered what the hell kind of paragraph she was writing.
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: princess has to study. I'm srsly gonna fail😭😭
Just a little break? Please??
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: daddy with you it's never a "little break"
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: ull keep me there for hours and then I won't sleep and then I'll be tired and then I will fail
I sat up a little straighter staring at that word. It had a much different and more profound effect on me when she wrote it. I didn't cringe; instead I felt it deeply seeded within the base of my cock and it made my hormones go into overdrive. I quickly typed out a response hoping to make the conversation a bit more...dirty.
That's for sure
You know how long I can go and how weak you are for me when I've been inside you for hours.
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: I mean it's alright ig
Goddamn it! Why was she like this? She was such a frustrating little shit!
Bruh I'm just tryna get off ok? If you're not gonna come over can you at LEAST help me out a little??????????
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: wtf you want me to do? Sext you??
I mean it's better than you being a dick to me
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: aww baby boy wants to whineeee
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: u are pretty much begging at this point
I rolled my eyes hating that she was kind of right.
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: good thing I like to hear men beg for me
Oh shit. Did that mean that I was getting closer to her helping me? It was probably one of those kink things. I thought for awhile if I should actually swallow my pride and do it some more just to get her to participate. I was going to feel like an idiot but at least I'd be an idiot who came. I sent her a snap of me pouting with the puppy filter trying to be cute enough.
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: ur an idiot u know that right?
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: anyway idk how to sext?
What do you mean you dont know how to sext? You just do it.
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: well i’m not gonna say stuff your cock in my pussy thats fucking disgusting
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: also im a writer so it’s just gonna come out weird
Try me. You can like describe what you like me doing to you. Anything.
I set my phone down and waited for her to respond. It wasn’t that difficult. I did it all the time but i wanted her to start. I just wanted to hear her instead of being wrapped up in my stupid fantasies. I looked down at the bulge in my sweatpants and sighed. If i got started now then I would keep getting interrupted and have to wipe my hand off every time. I set my pillow over my head and hoped that if I suffocated myself enough then I wouldn't have to suffer any longer.
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: this is not going to be sexy at all lol
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: but i seriously love when you grab my hips and use it to fuck me deeper. I love how much you stretch me open, how much you fill me and those grunts you make when youre close
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: i love when youre fucking me from behind and press yourself into my back and pin my wrists down. You make me feel so small and wrapped up in protectiveness i guess? Or maybe possessiveness. You usually bite down on my neck and shoulders when youre like that. The hickies are a pain in the ass to cover but i love looking at them afterwards and feeling how tender they are. It makes me remember the ache and how i cant wait to fuck you again.
🦇BatOuttaHell🦇: is this ok?
Fuck. yes. I typed out as soon as my phone vibrated with her response.
Shit, i couldn’t believe just her typing something could get me even harder but i could feel myself throbbing beneath my sweats. I wanted her to keep going but I needed to get off before i couldn’t take it anymore. I dared to call her and hear her seductive but shy voice. I dialed her number and hoped to God she would answer.
"Are you trying to have phone sex with me?" She asked instantly.
"15 minutes." I panted. "Take a break for 15 minutes."
"No more than that. I really have to study…"
"I promise, baby. I promise." I shoved my sweats off, keeping the phone between my ear and shoulder, and grabbed the base of my cock. The first stroke was slow, steady, full of yearning and as it turned out desperation. Precum was already covering my head and making a mess but I used that to my advantage. It added slickness to my strokes, easily letting my palm slide up and down my shaft. "Please just talk to me."
Her voice seemed to get a little lower. "What do you want me to say?"
"Anything." I bit down on my lip for a moment as my hips lifted into a particularly rough jerk. "I just want to hear your voice."
"I want to hear your moans then. Those pants, the groans, those little growls. Don't hold back, Johnny."
I set the phone on speaker so I could keep it beside me and have more freedom. "Ye-yeah. I won't hold back trust me."
I gripped onto the blanket beside me, trying to remind myself that I needed to use those fifteen minutes to my full advantage. I knew with how much of a brat she was, she probably already had a timer going. I slowed my strokes a little bit, giving my fingers time to roll over my head and dip into my slit. I breathed out a soft pant as I focused everything on how sensitive I was. With each stroke of my fingers I imagined Eri on top of me, grinding into my hips and taking every inch I would give her. She looked so utterly gorgeous, like a fucking goddess every time she smirked down at me or set her hands on my chest to steady herself. Why was she so damn perfect?
"A little louder Johnny. I want to really hear you or else I'll hang up."
"N-no." I choked out. "F-fuck...I'm just thinking about you!"
My fist was trembling around the blanket as I could hardly hold back. I squeezed my hand a little tighter around myself trying to replicate the way she clenched around my cock. It wasn't exactly the same but damn near close.
"Hmm? Thinking about me? What am I doing to my baby boy?"
“Riding me! Fuck you’re riding me so fucking good.” I groaned louder than I expected. My thighs were starting to tremble just a bit and i dug my toes into the mattress. I was bucking even harder than before, The thoughts of her were driving me crazy; her voice was adding to it all and those coy little giggles made it even worse. I wanted her so fucking bad.
“Do you want to cum?” She breathed out.
“Yes.” I growled deeply. “Eri...shit…”
“You’re super cute when youre begging. Do you think I should let you?” She teased.
“Oh, i’m going to, whether you let me or not princess. What daddy says, goes.” i released another growl and gripped my balls with my other hand, squeezing them in a chaotic dance of pleasure and need.
“Not when daddy calls princess begging to fuck. You can hold out a bit longer. I deserve to hear a few more moans.”
I let out a growl of frustration. “Eri.” I said sternly. “I swear to god…”
“Say my name like that as you fuck me from behind.”
I tossed my head back into the mattress as the vision popped in my head instantly. My hand stroked at an ungodly pace as i felt my release approaching fast. I was a mess of feelings and sounds, drowning in my own lust and letting my body fall into every awakened nerve. My muscles tightened and i felt warmth rush over me. My breathing deepened as I squeezed out the last few ropes of cum that splattered all over my stomach. My hand was drenched as well and i flopped back, sighing as i knew i had so much to clean up. I picked up the phone with my clean hand and took her off speaker.
“14 minutes, 39 seconds. Good job.”
“I knew,” I licked my lips and tried to steady my breath. “You were fucking counting, you evil little shit.”
“Whhaaatttt! I have to get back to studying! Except I might have a little fun myself.”
“Are you kidding me? After I asked? God, i cant stand you.”
She chuckled and I could just see that devilish smirk on her face. “Mhm, whatever you say. I have to get going now. Have fun cleaning up.”
#the stupid bat emojis didnt copy over#fuck google docs#messy#time stamp#johnny fanfiction#johnny suh#johnny#johnny seo#nct 127#nct 127 fanfic#johnny nct#nct 127 fanfiction#nct drabble#johnny drabbles#johnny drabble#johnny smut#so like they were talking dirty which they dont normall do but ya know
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a test post in which i paste a bunch of notes i wrote after watching good omens for the forth time like two weeks ago to see how this works
• you would not believe your eyes, if the antichrist grew up to make Fireflies
• my favorite scenes were all the ones with the burning car. idk they just made me laugh for that reason you can't describe
• but the "lord heal this bike" is my favorite moment probably just... there are no words
• oh and "haster." "-levista."
• AND "SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
• sunglasses demon sad boy.
• he seems like he enjoys general mischief but when it comes down to like... idk very stereotypical evil thingys™ he's not into it. but still bad boy but just... likeable bad boy who mostly likes to inconvenience people because thats funny. probably would've been generally decent if he wasn't gonna die for it. maybe.
• "let's ride off into the stars together like lovers haha jk...unless? actually please im begging you"
• angel food cake is like... sweet but also asshole.
• like idk seems to have a bit of a disconnect (and some sort of "above this" complex but all of those loser angles got that) but like, at least he's not as bad as the rest of the creepy skybox cult. he’d probably be so much better without them. otherwise he's a nice southern pansy.
• it made me sad the last time i watched it when i realized that only after he literally gets rejected by the presidential speaker for god does he turn to his best friend like... that gives me so many mixed emotions. ugh :(
• their character interactions were my favorite though even if they tried to tear my heart out but jokes on you i dont have a heart >:)
• im mad that they didnt hold hands >:( let them hold hands dammit. it's not gay if you say no homo first.
• toad man and chameleon guy are like "lol we don't trust anyone" but are just... always hanging around eachother.
• haster is ridiculous he's definitely lost it it's great. his screams. just. there are no words. crazy man. "what's a computer."
• sad that ligur has to become a puddle of goo. how do you think froggy is handling it? besides the whole....screaming his head off.
• gabriel and michael remind me of my dad and his mom. idk it's just their whole.. demeanor and look. eugh.
• gabriels hilarious though like... complete dumbass asshole and it's great. can't even describe it.
• dagon's pretty cute ngl. lispy demon. cute lil scales and metal teeth. good. very good. i approve. gimme.
• uriels cute too but like...cold asshole. no cute lisp either. dagon's better.
• oh and beez. yucky. cute but yucky. looks and sounds like they're just so done with everything all the time i love it.
• i can't spell his name but i hate the "can't have war without war" guy like his mouth is always hanging open and his smile is all weird??? yuck. no thanks.
• i want to see the four horsemen drinking tea at that shop.
• also death is the best out of the four of them if only just because he was playing some arcade trivia game in the background in a bikers outfit. it's too perfect
• i would say pollution looks cool but i care about the environment too much. like fuck off you little shit how dare you ruin that creek??? you bitch.
• war has that stupid smiling face all the time like can she ever stop grinning
• im hungry now and im blaming it on toothy guy.
• i swear every rewatch my brain keeps flip flopping on whether emo americans dad knew the plan or not and i dont even know why
• emo kid has probably so many issues from being sung lullabies about ruling the world like... i just had my sister play a song about someone's funeral and look where i ended up
• adams cool enough besides the fact that it must be canon that he ends up making some alternate universe of owl city. british owl city.
• i like how he's got that kind of... im not sure how you describe it but he's got this "neutral" expression alot of the time i felt fit the kid who's gonna end everything.
• pepper is great. 90% sure she grows up to be a lesbian queen. you go girl.
• wednesday is... the fourth day of the week. and a little witch. that is all.
• the rest of the them all get some kind of background but apparently according to the narration brian just... exists.
• also i love how it's says "always supportive of adam" when he's the first to doubt him and also just *picks up some sort of wooden thing to knock him out*
• anathema is cool. i loved all her different dresses. gives me big sister vibes.
• did the same actor do both newt and adultery???
• okay they get to bang literally right after they meet but you can't have dumbass immortals hold hands??? bruh >:(
anyways i enjoyed it
#good omens#is this right#i have no idea what im doing#enjoy all the rambling#i would rewatch it again but im pretty sure my family canceled the amazon video thingy#probably for the best because id just#*hide under blanket for 6 hours*#again
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Symphogear, EP. 4 (Cont)
The gremlin challenges Tsubasa, a Symphogear, whose entire shtick is to sing to channel power, to sing.
It dawns on her, however, that Tsubasa is part Greninja. Tsubasa used Shadow-Weaving! It’s super effective.
“tell me, you jellyfish looking weirdo...”
“hey- hey, time out. are you gonna do what i think you’re gonna do. this is gonna like, kill you. you know that, right? that you will literally die? you do understand you can just retreat now or- or just take hibiki away, right? i even told you that was the whole point of this... uh... oh shit.”
“ARE YOU READY TO JAM”
“tsubasa please i will literally lend you my remaining brain cell to stop you from this really stupid mistake”
Dad has entered the server.
“oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. o- ryoko. stop breathing on me. this isnt helping my anxiety over my adopted daughter figure literally preparing to kill herself over my commands.”
“sorry babe its just the asthma, forgot my inhaler”
“i cannot FUCKING believe of ALL the opponents i had to fight i had to fight the DUMBEST one on the goddamn block, you idiot, you absolute dunce, RETHINK THIS”
“OH GOD SHE’S DOING IT! SHE’S DOING IT! THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN- FUCK- FUCK! GET ME OUT OF HERE! FUCK! FUCK!”
“just used up my last brain cell for this attack, pal. you’re through.”
“NAH, EAT ASS YOU- YOU GODDAMN MANIAC”
“HAHA YEAH, GOT YOU NOW, SLOW WALKING, DRAMA INDUCIN’, PURPLE RAIN CHANN-”
“OH GOD! YOU TELEPORTED! YOU’VE GOT SV_CHEATS SET TO 1, DON’T YOU! NOCLIPPING LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS GET OUT OF MY FACE”
“WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT THE FUCK WHOA I KNOW I CRACKED SOME JOKES BUT WE LITERALLY JUST MET AND I- I GOTTA KNOW PEOPLE FIRST BEFORE THIS SHIT AND- OH GOD PLEASE STOP”
“OH GOD! THIS... RAW, GAY, REPRESSED ENERGY... IT’S... TOO STRONG...”
The gremlin could not begin to comprehend Tsubasa’s intense love for incredibly well-built redheaded women.
Hibiki can, though.
“SO......... MUCH........... SAUCE...................”
“.................................................”
The gremlin retreats after getting her licks. This scene subtly implied something; the Nehushtan armor she wears regenerates over time, which means no matter how much damage it sustains, it will always return in one piece. The same can’t be said for the user, though.
Hibiki runs to Tsubasa, checking if she’s okay, totally oblivious to the gravity of what just happened.
“i came just as i could and ive brought happy meals for everyone”
Genjuro asks if Tsubasa is okay.
I dunno man, this is a pretty tough judgement call here. I mean, is she okay? Pain is a pretty subjective experience, after all.
“oh my god i get it. i get the joke she implied. she wanted to jam. she’s jammed! cause it- it looks like jam! no, wait, its more like sauce...”
It dawns on Hibiki that people actually do die during this job.
Tsubasa, as it turns out, survived her Swan Song. It makes sense that she would because she was naturally receptive to her relic, Ame-No-Habakiri. Still, the injury comes with great gravity. She’s benched for the next season, and it’s likely she’s gonna miss the playoffs.
Stuck on a respirator on the edge of life, Tsubasa will probably look back at this and go, “Gosh, I was such a wild child. Haha. Almost dying and all.”
Hibiki wraps her single braincell around the idea of death. Most main characters aren’t familiar with the concept of death, you see, because most don’t die. But this is Season One Symphogear. Flirting with death is common.
Ogawa comes in to comfort her.
“dumbass had her opponent bound and the gremlin still escaped anyway”
Ogawa then explains shit we already know. Thanks, Ogawa.
“in summation: i get where you’re coming from, but stop fucking saying ‘im gonna replace kanade’, please, im begging you”
Hibiki FINALLY gets it, and naturally upon realizing, feels really bad for it. A real right and true asshole.
“oh thank god i was worried not even that was going to get to you”
Meanwhile, in Tsubasa’s mind...
“ah fuck me. im trapped in metaphor limbo. see, im falling because i clipped my wing, cause i nearly died, you know, like icarus and shit”
“hold up my gay senses are tingling”
Her senses confirmed. Kanade is in her mind, in probably the most romantic metaphor possible. There is absolutely no way to interpret all of this platonically.
Tsubasa is literally submerged in a sea of her own emotions...
Involving Kanade, and how she strives to be like her and honor her memory.
SHE LITERALLY DROWNS IN THOSE EMOTIONS, SUBMERGING DEEPER INTO THE WATER.
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Tsubasa, in her Symphogear Brand Medical Cocoon for the Dumb and Beaten Down, quietly slumbers in her semi-comatose state as she wrestles the water metaphors of her own sexual identity.
The poor thing just misses her girlfriend.
Meanwhile, Hibiki sits and thinks more than usual. In a flashback, Genjuro muses about how The Gremlin wanted to kidnap Hibiki.
“i dunno maybe The Gremlin’s super lonely or shit”
“i mean if thats the case ill just adopt her too”
Since Tsubasa is away, Hibiki has to pick up the quota for teenage angst in the 2nd Division. Unfortunately, she has very big shoes to fill, but Hibiki isn’t one for slacking in the misery department. She blames herself for everything.
“im really going to fire the therapist we have around here for being pretty damn useless”
“can i be the therapist?”
“ryoko i am absolutely begging you to filter your bad ideas given the several teenage crises we’re dealing with right now”
Hibiki then yells out, for what is possibly the third time, out of the blue:
“I HAVE PEOPLE I WANT TO PROTECT”
The flashback ends.
And speaking of girlfriends.
“there is no force on this planet stopping me from having some quality fucking time with my girlfriend damnit”
Miku points out Hibiki has been pretty lonely. Says she heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another she was messin’ ‘round.
Unfortunately, Miku is a goddamned chad.
Immediate handholding. Make no mistake. Behind those soft-spoken eyes lies an absolute master.
“o-oh, my hand, you’re holding it, so smoothly”
“hibiki, you’re my sunshine. i want to soak up your rays so hard that every piece of flesh of my body is horribly mutilated from skin cancer.”
“jesus christ miku at least use sunscreen in your metaphors”
“ill use them just for you, hibiki. just for you.”
Their relationship is interesting. When one of them is sad, the other sorta acts as an angst vacuum. You’ll see them flip flop with their points of misery with each other, but when together, those problems always melt away.
Of course, emphasis on being together. Season 1 is the worst with keep them away from each other.
“Just Be Yourself!” Miku Kohinata, Symphogear, 2012.
“fuck me, you’re right. im the protagonist. i cant just eat shit here the whole time. i gotta do protagonist things!”
“was that an invitation?”
“another time. but now... let’s just catch up.”
And so, they laugh together about how the recorded footage of the meteor shower was all black. Truly the greatest couple of all time.
It is this realization of being her own self, coupled with her renewed gay energy, and new perspective on what she must do, that causes everything to go uphill for her from here. Take note.
Here is where a God is truly born.
Tachibana Hibiki.
The end of this episode cuts to a specific dojo.
Genjuro’s dojo.
“i dont fuck around with training, even though i probably should have trained you sooner. you sure about this?”
“dadman either you do this or i will most definitely die next time”
Part of their training involves watching action movies, because Genjuro is so unreal that he should frankly be a fictional character in the very universe he exists in.
Fucking adorable.
“im so conflicted its so clear she’s part of /fit/ now but i cant help but imagine her washboard abs”
Hibiki balls even harder at karaoke now, due to her Symphogear training, and not because she’s secretly Aoi Yuki playing a recolored version of Madoka.
Her significant other is mildly terrified at the superhuman that is slowly unfolding her powers before her eyes.
In the end, things all reach their logical conclusion.
Hibiki becomes a Tekken character, just like Genjuro.
Of course... Miku pushes the fact very subtly that she would never hide anything from Hibiki...
Turmoil brews in the worst way... soon...
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Characters 16 for Quinn (do all of them pls!!) Relationships 2 and 8. Songs 13 for Tina and Quinn (underrated Queens!!!!!). Fabang vs Quitt 👀
oh boy lol16) Favorite Quinn scene? storyline? quote?
honestly my favorite quinn scene is when she stands at prom even though its during a qu*nntana duet lol its just such a moment of triumph after the disaster of a season that quinn’s been through in s3. my favorite quinn storyline is her s1 storyline, her arc in s1 helped put glee on the MAP, that kind of character and storyline couldve flopped so badly if dianna agron was not the actress giving the warmth beneath the steel and acting above what she was given!! she truly gave quinn her complexity in s1!!! such a shame the writers went completely bananas with quinn in the later seasons, what a WASTE. my favorite quinn quote, uh idk off the top of my head, maybe when she tells finn “you’re wrong, i’m right. i’m smart, you’re dumb” because lmao bde!!!!
2) Favorite noncanon couple?
you gonna MAKE ME EXPOSE MYSELF smh... ok im gonna say fabang for this one lmao bc my favorite noncanon couple is a completely underrated ship and that’s the next question. quinn couldve used a good guy like mike!!! he wouldve been KIND to her!!!! and they’re pretty together so!
8) What ship is completely underrated?
ok this is actually my number one favorite noncanon ship BUT tbh a COMPLETELY UNDERRATED ship is quitt! look i will die fighting anyone who ships santana with anyone else but i lowkey do ship brittany with people other than santana in universes where brittana is not possible lmao OOPS. brittany couldve been the sunshine that defrosts all of quinn’s cold, the bright and easy spot in her life, brittany would’ve softened all her edges!!! i reread the two (2) quitt fics out there literally every couple of months, ugh, more appreciation for this ship please thaNKS dont look at me!!!!! /exposed
13) Favorite songs by Quinn? Tina?
okay these ones are easy, my favorite song by quinn is never can say goodbye, its such a good song for her, its one of my favorite songs, i love that she just goes BYE to all the men in her life and goes “im going to yale” right after, love that. and then my favorite song by tina is one she didn’t get to FINISH (one of MANY) which is i follow rivers which is such a good song that tina shouldve been able to actually FINISH dangit. OH also quinntina duet for kicks: so far away is so damn good, youre goddamn right, they’re underrated!!!!
and 2) Fabang vs Quitt
okay im sorry but you know i gotta go with quitt with this one lol i mean dianna even said “the two blondes? i wouldn’t be opposed! i’d like to kiss heather morris!” about quitt and hemo which is one of the gayest things she’s ever said honestly but who can blame her
#idk if ive ever appreciated quinn on my blog before but i do!!! so thank u!!!#i just begrudge fabrevans for stealing lucky but#quinn can stay its ok#oh and tina is definitely underrated yes#thewafflewhat
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Sam’s rejected ads
“All over my Emmet Smith commemorative snuggle!”
“IT’S A TROY AIKMEN SNUGGIE!!!”
SAM THAT SONG ROUGH DRAFT WASN’T FUNNY omg
I like how Sam’s ads are clearly 90% to make his friends die of laughter and 10% to actually promote D&D Beyond
Not immediately knowing that Jester was drawing a dick with her sparkler smh
Fjord seems really not sure about this town and I love it
Marisha/Beau meanwhile is really into it
I like how Fjord, the shiftiest fuck in the group, is concerned about other people being shifty fucks
I MISS YOU ASHLEY SOMEONE BUY YASHA A FLOWER NECKLACE
Beau just bought so many explosives
BEAU BUY FLOWERS FOR YASHA
the flower vendor’s voice I’m crying omg
omg they’re gonna explode the firecrackers with firebolts in the street these nerds
They are all so giggly tonight I love them
Oooo here we go Jester on the piano
“I’m going to sit down and try to play Chopsticks” I knew it xD
“blamblamblamblamblAMBLAMBLAMBLAM”
Beau and Molly with their charisma flops
“I like you, you’re colorful.” Molly flirting with the innkeeper is giving me life
Oh god drinking contest later
Fjord is regretting sharing rooms with Molly now lol
They are being SO GOOFY tonight I’m living
Aww they ended up with a sad babby outcast gnome
Molly stepping in like a total dad
MOLLY HAS THE WORST CHARISMA AND INTIMIDATION
oh fuck this gnome punk flicked him off
omg Molly blood maledict?? ….actually since it won’t hurt him he probably deserved it.
GUYS OMG
So is tiny gnome chick’s name Reesa?
Beau continues to prove that she is the ultimate disaster lesbian
Nott and Jester choreographing a dance oh boy
TEAM DRINKING COMPETITION OMG
DONT. FUCKING. LEAVE. KIRI.
sure Nott let’s pay a working woman to babysit your baby bird
YA’LL. DON’T.
Oh right just have Yasha babysit Kiri that’s using your noggin there Molly
The innkeeper flirting with both Molly and Fjord
IM
CRYING
Fjord is so awkward
“She’s small, I can hold her down” Matt that was perfect and the most in-character way you could have played Yasha
Please stay safe Kiri my baby bird daughter child light of my life
OH DAMN JESTER
Jester being jealous trying to be catty with the innkeeper
B: “Did you just put a hooker on layaway?”
F: “Did you just say I’d had sex with your mom??”
J: “Yeah as soon as I said it I realized it sounded really creepy.”
Insight checking to find out if Fjord is a virgin omg
Caleb back to looking for bookstores that’s my boy
Molly please tell me you’re getting flowers for Yasha
Ah frick Nott you should be more careful please
Aw Nott don’t be sad :(((((
I’m glad Beau is trying to reassure her about not feeling bad about herself
Ooooo some Beau backstory
lol Beau was a bootlegger juvenile delinquent I love her even more
Holy shit her dad paid the monks to abduct her no wonder she has issues with authority
Jester is basically offering Fjord free sex at this point she wants him real bad
Meanwhile Travis is dying
Yoooo my boy found his bookstore
They’re closed, of course. But he can go back in the morning.
SOMEBODY BUY YASHA A PRETTY SILK FLOWER THING DAMMIT PLEASE
Matt’s little girl voices are the fucking cutest things help me
Jester setting up a playdate for Kiri I’m not crying you are
Tara is the cutest baby gnome child ever
Save a flower for Yasha please I’m literally begging
Caleb encouraging Nott to dance my heart
The Wand of Smiles thing kills me every time they use it
Matt is having WAY too much fun playing this innkeeper dwarf
30 gold just to get blackout drunk my god
Caleb needs to blackout he’s probably a lightweight
Oh damn wait Jester should probably
If anyone wins this for them it will be Nott she’s practically always drunk already
Aw poor Jester
Matt stop with all these adorable bird and gnome children I want to adopt them all
NOTT’S GONNA USE THE DAILY LUCK smart girl
SCOREBOARD TIME
Molly’s round:
Molly: loses, wins, wins, wins
Duncan: wins, loses, loses, loses
MOLLY WINS and he’s drunk as fuck
Beau’s round:
Beau: TIE, wins, loses, wins, loses, loses
Ruth: TIE, loses, wins, loses, wins, wins
Beau loses… and pukes. Ew.
Caleb’s round (oh boy…):
Caleb: WINS, loses, loses, wins!, WINS!!!
Valkin: loses, wins, wins, loses, loses
(Nott and Jester distraction dance)
CALEB WINS WITH A NAT20 HEEEELLL YEAH THAT’S MY SON THAT’S MY BOY
Fjord’s round:
Fjord: wins, loses, WINS!, WINS!
Tanya: loses, wins, loses
(loooool fjord flirting with his competitor)
(Jester plz stop you’re gonna make Caleb puke)
FJORD WINS WITH DOUBLE NAT20s OMG!!
oh no don’t do it double or nothing please
oh god they’re gonna do it here we go
Nott’s round (please kick his ass Nott plz):
Nott “Otto The Bottomless Pit”: wins, wins!, loses, WINS!!!!!!!!!!
Blemy “The Whale”: loses, loses, wins, loses
(making herself look gross lol. And using mage hand to pour. Jester trying to bless him.)
NOTT WINS HEEEELLLL YEAH
I really thought they were all gonna lose omg
oh no
oh thank god he passed out before he could out her as a goblin
WOOOO FREE DRINKS
Please go to bed everyone
“The mighty nein, the mighty nein, the mightiest nein to ever neeeiiiinnn”
There’s a lot of love between this group right now. They just need to be wasted to show how much they like each other lol
Awww Jester and Caleb waltzing that’s cute
Molly and Nott join in and suddenly its a dance party
OH SHIT CALEB SAID SHIT HE SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID I’m crying he was into Astrid and now he’s sad
And Jester gets him into bed I CRY
I didn’t need Caleb feelings WHY
Wait what is Molly doing?
Ah blood magic stuff
I’m beginning to expect that Taliesin is drunk irl
MOLLY OMG THAT’S DISGUSTING
Matt’s just like “no, no, we’re not doing that no” he’s a total dad
BEAU GOT PICKPOCKETED
she lost 300 gold wtf
who was close to her I can’t even think of who it might have been
THEY HAVE ALL BEEN PICKPOCKETED
OH MY GOD
NOTT, MOLLY, FJORD, CALEB, AND BEAU HAVE ALL BEEN ROBBED
that’s bad
The only inconspicuous figure I can think of is the little girl but I mean…
Are they gonna accuse the little gnome girl omg you guys I wasn’t serious
Whatever happened to Reesa/Risa?
Oh there she is
JESTER DO NOT
Hnnn they gotta learn not to cast the spells so casually on people it’s gonna come back to bite them in the ass
Awww buying Kiri a cute little music box
Repeating crossbow aw damn Nott’s gonna want it real badly
ENCHANTED repeating crossbow
“The Tinkertop Bolt Blaster 1000”
two thousand gold i choked
REESA BE NICE TO YOUR ADORABLE DAD
Reesa and her dad are adorable I like them
Casting suggest sure let’s just cast more spells on random people smh
You made Fitz cry you guys and you’re probably gonna get them fires it’s not their fault you were dumb enough to get robbed this is a dick move I’m with Jester y’all are taking it too far
Okay good at least now they won’t get fired
OH OH OH THEY GOT A BLIP CHASE IT
god please protect kiri she only has 6hp guys please
IT WAS THE KID OMG
Molly’s about to give him all his gold look at his face
Or Beau will give them gold and Molly will give them advice on how to steal and not get caught stealing xD
…Fjord are you seriously planning a jailbreak right now
Do you even know anything about the prison
Nott is like “the solution is obvious we just adopt them like we adopted Kiri it’ll be great it’ll be fine”
…Fjord that’s soft and sweet I hate you because I can’t decided whether I love you or not
Nott playing on Beau’s backstory to try and prompt her to help find the kid’s parents
“leaving them as cold heartless resting bitches” xD
FJORD KEEPS BEING NICE AND IM. JUST. I WANNA JUST KEEP PICTURING YOU AS A SHIFTY FUCK STOP BEING SO NICE
Also yeah listen Fjord grew up in an orphanage
aw Fjord…
Caleb’s a little salty about this but Caleb come on they’re kids
I can’t believe they’re gonna try to pull off a jailbreak
Leave Kiri with these kids yes and now Matt I beg you do NOT, do NOT let her get dragged away please I beg you
Matt’s ability to perfectly mimic Fjord/Travis is amazing
MAN THIS WAS POSSIBLY THE BEST EPISODE? I loved it. I was laughing so hard for all the first half. Fantastic job @the cast
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Bellsprout...
It.. So fragile...
Thos feets, so little! Its so thin! Its a literal lil noodle! It sways in the wind so much when it walks, its feet dont even move like feet but more like leeches which are my Favourite Worm for how dumb their mannerisms are. Seriously they go up and balance on their tail and periscope around and then they streeeetch and somersault to reach stuff! Theyre like actual living slinkies except they go up the stairs too! Bellsprout's rooty weirdness has that same kind of animation in its walk cycle, but the bizarre speculative idea of a monster made of like four worms all tied to another worm for a torso?? Its just so goofy how itll streeeeetch out the one wiggle foot and periscope it around too even tho it doesnt have eyes so its more like i guess its just very uncertain balancing on its squiggles and uses the roots on the end to detect whether the ground is stable? But then after the slow step of introspection before walking its just like PITCH FORWARD AND BECOME A BICYCLE! rapid flailing legs maximum speed like that basilisk lizard that runs on water! Its like its scared itll pitch forward if it ever stops? And then it does a little balance wiggle at the end and its just so cuuuuuute!
And AAAA its other animations when its not walking too! Its SO FRAGILE!! i want to protect you my baby!! It wiggles in such a cute battle dance cos it struggles to stand upright aaaa! Its head is so big and like all of its organs are in there NO WONDER its so wiggly flop! And its feets and hands are just so weak but it tries so hard!! It must be like a tiny bug landing on your hand or someone thwapping you with a singular taglitelle. And the leafs are even cuter cos theyre animated so..damn.. FRAGILE! everything is so soft in this art style aaaagh its killing me!! "I'm a powerful monster" nooo you are made of hugs and sunshine with the very barest shreds of physical form. But aaaa bellsprout is trying so hard it has so much personality like i wanna support it in being strong and scary and tell it someday it really does become badass and also able to fly for no easily explained reason! But THE LEAFS! OKAY THE LEAFS!! They're so much flatter and thinner than i expected? Like theyre just super generic primary coloured children's show doodles of leafs and the anime never really drew them with a good sense of 3D movement and width and stuff. I dunno if the models in sun and moon really showed a similar thing cos i never used a bellsprout? But i know this art style is just suuuuch a pretty fusion of the realistic shading in Go and the cartoon aesthetic of the main games that i'll wanna catch every pokemon for the first time ever! ITS LEAFS ARE LIKE TISSUE PAPER THIN SOMEONE PROTECT THIS CHILD!!! aaa and the wiggle animation is so cute cos they bend at angles in a sort of S-pattern like waving a fan in fancy style? Or i guess like how you might imagine wings to work if they only had one feather. Bellsprout is such an interesting well executed speculative biology idea and i never even realized before!!
And of course its BIG DOPEY FACE!! seriously its so cute how just adding two dots to a pitcher plant instantly makes it an awkward cute version of a horse head. THEY SOMEHIW MADE A NON SCARY SEVERED HORSE HEAD ON A STRING. I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS NOW!! And then it has a mouth on the end of the nose and again this sounds terrifying when i put it in words but in actuality its FUCKIN AMAZING GOOFBALL SNOOTBEAN!! Just.. Lil dot eyes and really long face and then a big goofy happy smile at the end and aaaawwwwwww bebby
Oh man now im remembering why i didnt like bellsprout as a kid! I think it was entirely cos its evolutions changed to being just the head and then not having a mouth anymore even. And the grumpy badass eyes instead of bean! Tho as an adult i can appreciate that it must have taken a lot of effort to find a way to badassify such a goofy concept! And i feel proyd of bellsprout growing up to be the apex predator of the jungle who eats tigers n stuff. U go bebby u achieve u dream!! But still the wiggly noodle feets were SO CUTE and the bean eyes were SO CUTE and its a shame theyre the two things that go. Even if it does possibly make sense that the feets are so vestigal if its just a temporary stage before it learns how to fly. I mean birb feet are little? Tho they dont outright lose them when they grow up. Tho a birb that was just a limbless orb with a grumpy face like victreebell would actually be real cute! MAN IM GOING SO OFFTOPIC
Anyway in summary Let's Go has made me appreciate Bellsprout more and i am no longer sad that i cant get oddish in this version. Tho i still find it super cute in this art style TOO and i wish i could hug both the classic plant bebbys! Smoochie smorch u r my cat now and i will feed u all the snacks here is your scratching post and fluffy bed. OH YEAH THAT REMINDS ME did you guys see the drifloon that sleeps in a dog bed in sun and moon?? Its in ilima's house! I like to headcanon that maybe its the ghost of his mom's stoutland in the picture? Cos why would a family of normal type specialists have a drifloon? PRIME GAME THEORY YEAH! oh and the magnemite in a cat bed in one of the hotels i think?? Also Prime Bebby. Please consider all these good friends. And also imagine my super beloved bellsprout who shall be joining them soon! Seriously aaaa i went from neutral opinion on this pokemon to WHY CANT IT BE THE STARTER WHY CANT IT SIT ON MY HEAD within like FIVE SECONDS OF GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE
Godddd im so excited to see more footage of more mons so my heart can explode again and again! Im gonna straight up die from the power of these cuties!
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i feel like i’ve seen so many writers on here talking about how engagement decreased by a lot and they don’t get as many notes and feedback. i honestly feel like we all hopped onto tumblr when obx first came out and it was like big u know? like we were all vibing and pushing out fics but eventually the hype slowly starts to die down and since we all experienced that period nothing is ever gonna feel as good. please don’t let it bring u down! your writing is amazing :)
Youre so sweet babes, I think it's more than just the obx fandom for me tho because prior to my obx days i had this blog (but i deleted all of my posts out of shame) and i was actually in the marvel fandom and my interaction was kinda the same way, going up and down, and then ofc id beef w people cause i like to argue, but back to my main thing lol, I think it's just like going from having a ton of people to talk to about your different fics, interaction, and fandoms then having a ton of mutuals just kinda deactivate over time bc of the assholes on this hellsite makes things kinda shitty for some of us. Like i take hiatuses when i need them, but its like sometimes i come back and everyones here and then other times im screaming at a void and everything i write and psot just flops. Like ofc i dont mind my shit flopping bc im a flop anyways but its like, talking to void is kinda depressing yk, compared to when i used to be able to shitpost and id have a ton of people to talk to or make jokes with or just share ideas and concepts with and scream w one another yk? idk man :(
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Episode 3 - I’m Literally Googling How to Protect Myself From Hexes - Francie
Francie
I'm literally googling how to protect myself from hexes
Yep!! Two tribes of 9!! I know a ton of ppl on this tribe so that should help but like, I still gotta be careful lmao. I'm gonna try not to work too closely with Emily because I don't want to hear any bs about "premades" like the last game we played together
i am literally hosting/was hosting (in tim's case) half this tribe + emily is my cohost rn wtfffff omg
Tim
So everything was going goood in my old tribe and all of a sudden we SWAP? I was not readyyyy. Like we were gonna rule the game as a tribe of 5. Tolimàn was robbed by one point yall.
Francie
the original acatenango peeps (the aca tacos) are trying to get tim and autumn to work with us rn so lets hope we can get this group together and have it be solid. autumn has no og tribemates left so that might help us.
people to be wary of: heather and emily, both individually and as a duo bc I know that they adore each other so I can totally see them being a duo
I gotta downplay my attachment to the aca tacos, esp my ride or die olivia
Allan
I'm really glad this swap happened. I really didn't feel accepted by my first tribe and I know if we went to Tribal, I'd most likely be out. Now I have the chance to make new allies. My strategy is to tell them that I didn't bond with my old tribe at all and hope that they see me as an opportunity for an alliance.
Tim
Me after seeing this challenge: https://confsnavarino.tumblr.com/post/171111635506 ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY GO CHECK IT OUT LOL
Francie
yep. tim/autumn/sammy/olivia/me alliance is a thing now. fingers crossed
Tim
Fill me up will alllll your propaganda. This is my second chance and I'm ready to get to the end.
Jay Bee
Honestly I think this swap has put me in a good position. I know enough people well enough to have options, but not well enough that I think I'll be targeted because of it. I have no idea who the fuck I'm going to align with though. The idea of Rebecka/Madison is scary, and Timmy says Rebecka/Dan is also a thing. I trust Timmy for some reason (I'm a meninist #exposed). OKAY so here's a swap assessment night 1:
Timmy - Like I said, idk why but I Trust Ha. Hopefully he's not secretly a rat
Bryan - A grade a Good Boy. Would definitely like to align with him. We just called for like half an hour so I'm hoping to nail down a relationship there.
Brian - Um? I guess he's pretty new, which I think is good. I think he's really the only person on this tribe with no preconceived notions of me or other people
Rebecka - Love her to death but SCARED of her relationship with Madison
Madison - Same
Dan - Seems okay, but I know he's friends with Rebecka so we love a core trio
AnnMarie - please work with me
Nick - Nobody seems to like him. I think he'll go if we lose, which is at least convenient if not good. Debating if I want to work with him just so that I'm not on the bottom.
Rebecka proposed a me/Rebecka/Madison/Timmy/Bryan alliance but honeslee? I think in that formation I'm on the bottom, unless I can get Timmy and Bryan to want to work together with me. Anyway as usual I'm screaming.
Autumn
Me coming home to a bunch of strangers in my tribe
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Y'all snatched my whole family and I should be pissed but like I'm really here for this new group so I won't turn up (maybe). Tim is my son, I love Francie, Olivia, and and Sammy already, Heather and Allan seem cool, and then Emily and I are on good terms again lmao. No comment on Jacob. So I come into tribe with all these new people, I'm juggling 7 conversations, and then Francie was like hitting me up for an alliance. I say yeah I really trust you and less than a minute later I'm in an alliance w/ Francie, Tim, Olivia, AND Sammy aka everyone I love? Nut the admins did me a favor
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Timmy
This tribe swap is the best thing to ever happen. I actually know where I stand with Rebecka which is great. I know she will always have Dan's interests over mine so that is something I need to think about long-term, but for now it is okay because we are working together. Right now my number 1 is still Jay, I just have a really good feeling about Jay. Bryan worries me because he is an amazing player and I did vote him out in Alaska so who knows if he is bitter about that but we're talking right now so that is good. The second I saw Madison on the cast reveal I knew that I wanted to work with her because we did not get to in Himalayas and I knew ever since then that I wanted to work with her. She is messy and consistently messy but that could be good for me. Might as well have her on my side because if she isn't then I could go fast. But this tribe is amazing, best tribe swap ever!
Jay Bee
I honestly have no idea where the balance between cracked and inactive is!!!! Do you just.,.,.,..,not talk to people? I don't understand. I'm screaming. Help.
Francie
we're towards the end of this challenge i swear to god if jacob doesnt come online in time and fucking costs us this challenge.......
Jay Bee
We're doing the challenge right now and I'm SO DAMN STRESSED. I have a very hard time trying to let other people handle things and trusting others in general, so this is a special kind of hell. I can't believe this season supports underage binge drinking AND I can't believe I wish I were actually drunk. Send help.
Autumn
Candle king walking into Atitlan tonight? Sounds A-lit-lan
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Tim
So I FORGOT TO CONFESS HAHAHAH But this tribe swap puts me in a seemingly good spot my tribe seems strong and capable! An alliance was formed by Olivia that consists of her, me, Francie, Sammy and Autumn. I doubt that it will last simply due to the fact that it was based on absolutely nothing game wise. Im looking forward to working with Autumn closely as well as Emily so theres that! The 99 bottles challenge was intersecting as Jay would say. IT FUCKNG STRESSED ME THE FUCK OUT. It felt like I was micromanaging a little Ceasers or something. Making the lists AND posting at the same time?? Allan messed up but it was no big deal at all. JAKE DISAPPEARED ON US which sucks heavilyyyyyyy. Hes prob going if we lose again. Hopefully. ANYWAYS THAT reward challenge is giving me multiple strokes and gastreoarthritis or some shit like that lmao. I lieterally fel like Cirie in that one episode where she kept falling of of that balance beam. Im such a comp flop I mean the only comp I can win is Mastermind and thats if im lucky.
Nick
ABOUT TRIBE SWAP
so we get into our new times and ONCE AGAIN all the people im close with exception for madison and timmy IS ON THE OTHER TRIBE AHH. Dan and Rebeckka hate me for the drama we had a month ago or so. Timmy is good friends with Dan and Beckka from what I know so like im probably screwed if we dont win the challenge.
SO yeahhh this will be interesting I want my old tribe back LOLOL
Tim
So I forgot to mention that Em and I were sharing letters and so that at least lets me know that she is interested in working with meee. Also im gonna lie and say I didnt get a letter because I didnt attempt fhjksk s (Reward challenge that is)
Nick
CHALLENGE
so we lost the semi live challenge .. kind of embarassing like too
We had this whole plan set up and it got ruined
Now i am going to tribal and welll if im voted out then i wont be surprised. Hopefully I have been proving myself helpful in challenges so hopefully im kept around longer
#prayfornick
Jay Bee
This tribal is gonna be batshit!! Literally twenty minutes ago everyone was like "let's just go nick" but now I'm really Thinking About It and. That would be stupid. If you look at Madison/Dan/Rebecka as a trio (with Rebecka/Madison as a core duo OR Rebecka/Dan as a core duo) and with Bryan as kind of a gentle soul sucking their teet (love u bryan), then that's a solid group of 4. If Timmy and I (I guess I'm a meninst now bc we're f2 or some shit) go with that group, leaving out Brian and AnnMarie, to vote out Nick, that puts the two of us on the bottom of a 6-person alliance. The next tribal could be 4 vs. 4. If we save Nick, however, and vote off Rebecka - therefore voiding both the madison/rebecka duo and the dan/rebecka duo, thus destroying the trio - the next tribal could be 5 vs. 3 and we won't have one of the biggest social threats still in the game with two of her closest allies up with her. I think that would put me in a much better position long-term because I really need a core group of people who aren't ingrained with Emily/Francie/Heather/Olivia come a merge situation where it's my kids vs. me. Timmy, Brian, AnnMarie, and (unfortunately) Nick could be an integral part of that. Especially Brian, since he's new. I can use new. I need to keep around players who don't know me that well.
Timmy
Jay is cracked and I love her for it. We are playing so messy and are in alliances with literally the entire tribe. Love being a swing vote. Splitting up Rebecka and Dan is going to be a great move, it will suck personally and Dan will give me a lot of shit for it (and Rebecka might too) but it is just a game so have to have fun and being a mess is fun to me. Might as well be toward the top of a group than knowing I'm at the bottom of the group of 4 (Dan/Rebecka/Madison/me). I'm really just hoping this doesn't hurt me having a relationship with Madison at some point because I still want to work with her. The only worry in the plan is Brian because who knows what goes on in his head but I know he isn't controlled by Rebecka who is just telling everyone her plan and adding people to alliances without asking. Like I never said I was okay with her/dan/madison (I was happy to have a group, but a better one came along). All in all though, Jay is my number one so whatever benefits us both is what I am here for.
Brian
Its still eh. Some people are fake and there is so much pre-season relationships that i'm so oof. BUT i dont wanna be in the minority and if joining a make shift alliance helps, i'm down for it.
Bryan
Woo ok so we lost. That sucks. But I’m in an alliance with rebecka, dan, jay, Madison, and Timmy. And our goal is to vote out nick. I’m fine with that operative. He already talked about wanting to go against me rebecka and dan so like oops. I also love Annemarie. I need at least one person outside that alliance and that is her.
Allan
THANK GOD WE WON THAT CAUSE I FUCKED UP. But like seriously, I was so scared that we were gonna lose and I was gonna be at fault for it. Tbh I'm a little annoyed cause it really feels like Tim and I did all the work and when we asked other people to take over, no one offered. It really makes a bit dubious about trusting my tribe.
Olivia
Woohoo! We won immunity! I am just so happy about that. I have a nice sweet little alliance going with the three aca tacos and another one with us three and tim and autumn. Autumn is all alone and idk Tim's relationship with Allan. Tim Allan. Ahahahahhhaha. Anyways. Jacob's ass was GONE if we hadn't won. He is still my target should we lose the next one. I also did Pancreas and got a 29 minute score which I am assuming is terrible but who knows. I love Emily and Heather but I know for a fact, without confirmation, those two are working together. Emily has fawned over Heather since isle of skye and I just know they're a pair. I love both SO MUCH but i can't fully trust either. I thought for sure that being on a tribe with heather and tim, two close friends of mine, we'd immediately bond and become our new ride or dies. lol. but i think i can still work with both maybe but i like the 5 i already have so i guess we will see. how is it i have two idols, an extra vote, and i won immunity in another org but this one i got THIRTY MINUTES at Pancreas. oh well.
Heather
I have not confessed about my new tribe yet. I am now on the Atitlan tribe which is fun, and I have Emily who is a queen. Plus now I have some of my Isle of Skye people. I've missed playing with Olivia so much, ughh love of my life. And Tim is such an iconic king. Also Jacob from my other tribe, who has been inactive recently. Gotta do other impressions too
Francie: I love them with all my hort. What a perfect bean.
Allan: Seems super chill but immediately went into game talk
Autumn: A sweetheart ughh my love. Saved our ass in the challenge like 5 times.
Sammy: He likes musical theatre so I love him. nuff said
AND WE WON OUR FIRST CHALLENGE TOGETHER WHICH IS FUN SO YEET
Dan
So this is a damn mess, I really want to trust that Nick doesn't have a secret majority alliance against me and Beckka because I don't know why literally everyone would just lie, ya know? But I wouldn't be surprised if it happens honestly. I think Beckka would go over me???? But like that's the ugliest thing ever. I don't know why Jay would make an alliance with most of the people in the game if it wasn't a solid thing, but like I'm still paranoid af. IT'S SO EARLY TO FLIP.
AnnMarie
I am so glad we didn't have to complete the full challenge because that was something I did not want to do at all (sorry Cameron). The only.nad part is that we have to go to tribal. Nick's name has been flying from all directions, and it's the obvious easy vote, but Nick is saying that Dan and rebecka are a powerful team. Jay has said that as well, so I don't really know what may go down at tribal. What I do know is that Nick will probably be the person voted out, as long as nothing super dramatic happens in the tribe. I'm super close to Jay and she's just amazing, Dan's super nice, and I LOVE BRYAN OK HE IS SO NICE AND I HOPE HE DOESNT END UP BEING A JERK in the long run. I'm so happy that I get to play with these people, and I can't wait to start a good alliance in this game with them.
Jay Bee
Loyalty? Who's she?
I told Nick EXPLICITLY last night not to tell Madison about our plan or alliance because she would tell Dan and Rebecka. Today, I wake up to the intel (from Dan) that Nick told Madison about everything. And guess the fuck what!! She told Rebecka and Madison. I'M NOT DUMB, NICK! Thankfully they all thought Nick was trying to make a power play and they don't believe I'm with Nick. NICK DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW CLOSE I AM TO SLITTING YOUR THROAT!!! If you're gonna be loose-lipped I'm going to have to vote you out! Ugh. This is such a prickly position. I would much rather work with Brian/AnnMarie/Timmy just because they don't know me as well as Rebecka and Madison (and to an extent Bryan through Emily) do. I'm trying to figure out who the most disenfranchised people on the tribe are and use them because if I can be their only source of trust, they're always going to be loyal to me.
The problem is that I don't want the next tribal to be 4 vs. 4. That gets messy really fast. If I do vote for Nick in the big group of Madison/Rebecka/Bryan/Dan/Timmy, that puts me in an alliance with all the power players and leaves out AnnMarie and Brian, who would be much smarter to have on my side in a merge situation, unless I want to go meat shield tactic in this game. I don't know Ugh. Timmy, please come online so I can talk through all of this.
Rebecka and Dan
https://youtu.be/AUDFxIjAuZM
Amanda (Guest)
Hello! So I know I'm not playing this game, and Cameron probably won't post this, but I was SUPPOSED to play this game so I'm leaving a confessional anyway. Just here to say that Rebecka and Emily are the true icons of the season for having me in their host chats and that's all. Also Cam. I love Cam.
Sammy
I’m so glad that our team won woooooo
Emily
Omg I'm such a FLOP! I didn't realize I hadn't confessed so hey I'm in public speaking pretending to do my work! Anyways, super happy about our tribe winning the challenge. I really was thinking we were going to lose because of FUCKING JACOB! He like. Was not here. At all. Total flop. Major flop. I haven't even heard from him in like two days. WHY PLAY A SKYPE BASED GAME IF YOU DONT CHECK SKYPE REGULARLY???
Anyways, I recorded a cast assessment but it's a mess because I'm really sad in it and you can tell im a mess so im gonna type it bc you can't tell im upset when im typing!!!!!!!!!!!
ALLAN: Really helpful in the challenge so I'm a stan! Hard to talk to I think but I'm really vibin him. I think he's gonna be a good asset to our tribe! Yay! I don't really have much to say about him right now
AUTUMN: I'm going to PRAY that she's not bitter from All Stars. That was like a month ago and honestly get the fuck over it. You made a stupid move and it backfired on you! That's it. Don't make a stupid move against me this game and I'll work with you! I really like Autumn and I like how she plays but reading her Navarino confessions I can tell she's just someone that holds onto grudges for far too long and it's annoying. All Stars is not a good representation of my game. WORK WITH ME PLEASE
FRANCIE: love of my life.... I said in the beginning I didn't want to work with them but I realized that if I want to work with Tim.... Francie is probably also gonna have to be my ally. Francie and I were also talking about how, if we lose, Jacob would be an easy vote because he's inactive! I know that a lot of people would be fine with that. Also, he hasn't competed in Pancho so I don't think he has any letters? Like he didn't even get the one from the rules? So no idol for Jacob. Easy vote. Bye bye.
HEATHER: I'll sell my soul for Heather. My queen. I love her. Honestly I can't wait for her to snake me. Fucking queen. I just love her. If anyone targets her I'M COMING FOR THEIR ASS. STAY OFF HEATHER BYE BYE!
JACOB: Inactive. Bye
OLIVIA: I REALLY want to work with Olivia. I plan on making her my number one in this game. I just get such a good vibe from her. She seems intelligent, stealthy, and fun... that's what I want in an ally. She also has some good connections with other people and she's got a good social game. Definitely someone I want to work with and go far with. But, not too far because she'll win the game, but... I'm also trying to be loyal this game. Loyal to a fault makes people upset. So. I'm gonna have to decide.
SAMMY: I played with him and Indonesia and led the charge to vote him out right before merge so like he could hate me? But he also voted for me to win the game. SO. I don't think he's bitter, but he knows I think he plays messy. He's super sweet though and I'm a stan. I gotta be careful what I leak to him, but I like him and can see myself working with him in the future.
TIM: MY KING! I love Tim and want to work with Tim high key. He's such a sweetheart and I'm really hoping we can go far. I'd be so down for a little group of he, Olivia, and I. Is that proper grammar? I don't care. Anyways, I love how he plays and he's very well thought out and stuff so I'm really hoping we can go far together. I'm a Tim stan. A major Tim stan.
It's still too early for me to for sure tell you who I'm working with (I usually go from round to round, but I don't want to do that this game. No flip-flopping this time unless it genuinely will be better for me AND others.) I'm really trying to refine how I play. I'm trying to be more honest. More social. More logical and strategic, but at the same time, not as PURELY strategic? I need to make sure my social game is phenomenal before I start going off and being a strategic mastermind. People won't listen to people they don't like, and they won't vote for them either. Whew.
Okay I hope this super long confession makes up for my lack of confessing. Goodbye!
Jacob
I was asked to make a confession so here it is. I'm glad we won or I'd be screwed for falling asleep after inventory bleh.
Timmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OolhMHA3F0o&feature=youtu.be
Emily
Finding out all these people's zodiac signs is very inch resting... I y'all I really do. Capricorns? Gotta go next. I don't stan. Bye bye.
Madison
WHOO okay last minute confessionals lemme hear you say WAYYYY HO!!!! Nick is the vote which like awk bc now we’re in another game together so sucks I guess. Also he came to me trying to vote puts rebecka though so like wtf bye bye.
Rebecka
Me if I get voted out tonigt:
Thank you dan and jay for being loyal. Thank you also the the people who voted me out now so I don't have to go through a bunch of other rounds of drama and lose xoxo
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i'm very pleased to hear that 😊 also kinda jealous you had a milkshake i love them. i'm stressed but i'm kinda hydrated which does not happen often to me bc i ignore drinking a lot so got sth going for me rn 😅 i cannot comprehend how you can drive barefoot i honestly would prefer flip flops but your tevas pass i drive in similar shoes too 🙈 your parents really made a point with choosing that as their wedding song it's so so cute i actually like it a lot 😊 (1/3)
(2/3) i can promise you that minimal selfcare is definitely happening. i've been sleeping at kinda reasonable hours and i've been eating&drinking at least kinda consistently. & working to a breaking point is not an option anyway bc i can't manage to fucking work. and i have to say i'm intrigued by the fact that you have a shakespeare class. though i am very sorry it's causing you so much stress :( hope you can catch up on some of the work without stressing yourself out too much 💕
(3/3) oh and which other classes do you have rn? & i mean i think it fitted emo lashton very well but even if it's not an official/planned origin story for it it's still a wonderful piece of writing on its own 🙈 oh my love i really hope you slept :( 5am is not a good sleeping time at all and i don't know how you managed to function with that little sleep -fiancee
dude campus dining is pretty hit or miss but the milkshakes....are SO good here thank god i think id die otherwise
GLAD you are hydrated please stay that way also how are you gonna say you’d rather drive in flip flops they would slip!!! or break!!! stressful to drive in flip flops meanwhile driving barefoot is like exhilarating
yeah it is cute right <3 my parents are really cute can’t lie i love them so much
okay that is very important im glad for minimal self care <3 i hope you don’t overstress yourself that’s really what i meant i hope you’re managing it like cos i know how horrible it can feel to be buried in work and no clue where to start which is kinda how im feeling abt my shakespeare class rn tbh it’s a class about shakespeare and like how he was outside of his plays and like the other works he did......yeah idk it’s pretty interesting so far but the work is Stressing Me Out it’s fine im sure ill catch up eventually and i wish the same for you my love
other classes! i have an astronomy class, a math class, a history of drama class, the shakespeare off-stage class, andddd a class about childhood and adolescence and how it’s represented in adult literature. so far i dont HATE any of them which is promising
maybe one day i will plan a real origin to emo lashton probably not but for now that fic will be its unofficial one. well yes okay yesterday i only got four hours of sleep but LAST night i went to bed at MIDNIGHT got nine hours of sleep.......so i feel like it balances out
#im pretty good at operating with not that much sleep#i dont necessarily ENJOY doing it like its always nice to get more sleep than four hours afkjgdkgj#but once i wake up and like Wake Up im basically up for the day#and at that point how much sleep ive gotten is pretty irrelevant#like either im awake or im not#idk#fiancee anon#anonymous#ask#answered
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for all 3 of my fans
i live for ur wit and sass
thx n same
Dont fuck with the best! Kate works hard to get the craziest anons to post in her yard, and I've got nothing but respect. There's no fan in the fandom as genuine and earnest as she is. Wishing her and her cats a long and healthy life!
lmao yall need to quit
you've probably answered this already but what do you think will give vm the best shot at the OG?
a good short dance + a good free dance + gui missing the catch-foot on his twizzle again
Are you taking the bar exam this summer?
no i just finished my first yr
I will cry if T&S end up together, They would be a horrible match. Surely I'm not the only one who sees this??
i am ashamed that this is the level of trollin i get. step up ur game!!
"i hope tessa marries semple so i can see all the shippers cry tbh" Poor Alex! Marrying him would probably restore his self confidence and prompt a return to the cfl! Still holding out hope!
honestly alex was the hottest of all her bfs. fedor is balding, has a dad bod n is wearing khakis on the beach now. and semple was always fug. also rl talk i didnt know canada had its own football league until this guy came around. thats so cute for canada
"i hope tessa marries semple so i can see all the shippers cry tbh" I want her with the Bitove guy. His family looks like the type that will post tons about them on sm afterward.
lmao yall know his grandfather started the toronto raptors?? i knew this brodie’s last name sounded familiar. also apparenty he and his fam golf at trump’s resort @ mar-a-lago VOM. tessa is 500% going to end up with a smarmy, filthy rich trust fund kid like him like its not even a question
Hey now. I want shippers to get overthemselves, too, but Tessa marrying Semple, god no. Basically, Tessa, open your eyes and save yourself.
lol i actually wish she was still dating him so all this mindless speculation rn would stop
Bitter and hateful is what I come here for. Anons should just fuck off and go to the Disney website if that's what they want.
vm fans are so damn soft n sensitive about everything lol, i rly wish some of yall would stop taking everything i say so seriously
Please come back, without your snark the fandom is controlled by the most delusional shippers.
i’ll post more when there r actually things 2 talk about. being around here when nothing is happening and ur all screaming into a vacuum about the same things over and over is like being institutionalized in a loony bin
why are you always up so late?
nhf for this east coast bias, it is a perfectly reasonable time in california
Which of the current/rising juniors do you see making tbe most impact next quad?
carreira/ponomarenko are going to win a olympic medal in 2022. even if the shibs, h/d and bock don’t retire, i see them easily rising through the pack - they just have the Look and aren’t without talent. i’m iffy on the rest - mcnamara/carpenter are too creepy and weird, parsons have no height difference and are siblings, both are coached by an unproven staff, everyone else are varying levels of mediocre. hawayek/baker will go to worlds 2018 if they’re lucky and prob never again if no one else retires.
i wouldn't take h/d's music choices as an indicator of what vm will have. they are the c team and vm are the a team in that camp. look at last season... h/d got stuck with marie-france's lame ass idea of the evolution of music and vm got prince.
true..... altho i think personal taste is important too. tessa would die b4 she ever approved an ‘evolution of dance’ sd
I want Tessa to steal Fedor back from Meryl. All that drama would be hilarious. Fedor lost his looks and is butt ugly now so he is exactly Tessa's type, even more so than in 2009.
i nvr thought he was that cute but he literally looks like he goes door to door selling pool cleaner now
I noticed that when Tessa shakes hands or kisses someone on the cheek (like during medal ceremony or interviews) Scott often puts a hand on her lower back even though there had not been any physical contact between the two of them before said handshake or kiss. It just always surprises me and I'm not sure I understand why he'd do this. What's your take on it ?
lmao ik u want me 2 say its bc his subconscious is screaming out in jealousy and he wants to covertly claim her and show the world she still belongs to him but i rly think they r just touchy ppl who like to touch. or hes makin sure she doesnt lose balance and fall off the podium as she’s leanin over
moulin rouge would've been a much cooler choice in 11/12 for their musical fd instead of funny face, but i don't see them doing it for their olympic fd. it's a bit tacky and overdone. i figure they'd want to do something that's a little bit more special and unique then that.
ia it wouldnt have been a bad filler fd for an off year. i just dont see it doing it for their Last Ever and for the olympics. its such a warhorse - what could they possibly say with it thats original? and its such a character piece - they r such overly emo, earnest ppl, i dont think they’d want to do something that different from themselves for their Last Ever.
huh what, vm don't stand a chance against moonlight sonata?? Pls... that would be a flop, such an overused piece of music everywhere, it's like Für Elise - hearing the first notes of it makes me vomit in my mouth a little
ya bc no one’s ever won a gold medal skating to a warhorse before
it sounds more believable to me than vm and moulin rouge tho
What interpretation? PC will just float around. They can do that in any key and judges will eat it up.
true, gui gui is a demon
No way. The judges will think they're watching Gordeeva/Grinkov again and just hand the gold to them immediately.
remember when pc said they didnt even know who torvill and dean and g/g were lmao
If scott doesn't cut his disgusting gutter frat boy hair I'm renouncing my Canadian citizenship and moving 2 Peru
was legit lookin @ pics from autumn classic n skate canada and i cant believe how short his hair was then, i can not believe i was complainin so much. i am honestly such a whiny bitch lmao this is my punishment
i have mixed feelings because Prince is the best short dance of VM's career so far but then Latch was one of the worst lol. It dragged in a lot of areas, especially the middle, and it never felt complete. I don't hate it by any means but considering we only had 2 free dances left and that was one of them... :| so I'm torn between trusting MF, and then thinking she's one misguided song choice away from ruining VM's swan song.
the thought of mf picking out the music for vm’s last ever fd makes me kind of sad. like yall have no ideas? at all?? ur relying on instagram suggestions and mf’s adult lite fm spotify playlists for inspiration? im surprised n disappointed tbh, like they arent kids anymore, i thought they would take more ownership of their careers.
but idk we’ll see. whenever i complain a lot, i usually like their material later lol
why do i feel like vm are gonna come out in their sd with despacito... the justin bieber version...
ok who is this person who keeps sending me despacito questions?? you sound like you want it to happen more than anyone else and are trying to will it into existence
It's funny because Tessa is SO cautious about everything she/they say, that she comes off/is rehearsed--I don't understand why she cares so much. They are not politicians or even super famous. Plus most people who watch (excluding Tumblr fans bc they're all extra) watch during high times like Worlds and Olympics. Most people don't watch interviews and press conferences. If they do watch one, it's usually only the fun "game" interviews or the mainstream ones like etalk which they are not tons of
idk what this is in reference to but ok lol. it prob matters to her bc its her life and she cares bc its happening to her? just spitballin here
Oh no what has Max Trankov said I'm scared to know now. If he's a Trump fan I might have to #nopeout
lol he’s russian and a male chauvinist pig. he once said he wouldnt do a quad with tati until she had a baby for him...”and then maybe we try”
still gonna stan his trash ass to the end of time tho
Speaking of bad music cuts I could not stand the way HD's music was cut this year. Like I like all the songs they used individually but it just felt so weirdly put together like the songs didn't flow well into the next. The only part I liked was the last part with earned it.
really? i thought earned it was the part that seemed completely out of step with the first 2 pieces of music. the transition was way off and the tempo was so much faster than the other 2
The Facebook q&a is the first time I felt vm are actually compatible enough to be a couple.
should’ve published this steaming hot take when u sent it a month ago bc i have no idea what this is in reference to now
what do you look like?
tired mostly
haha funny how we went from vm are in a relationship to they hate each other.
dont ‘we’ me bitch i have nothing to do with this fandom’s daily emotional yo-yo-ing
Can you explain the Tessa/Kaitlyn Weaver friendship? Are they really friends? Kaitlyn seems like the kind of girl Tessa would make fun of behind her back.
more like kaitlyn weaver is tracy flick and is trying to bring down everyone in her path tbh
I get a bit of a superiority, cold vibe with Tessa, don't you?
no but i dont have self esteem issues
I think people who find Tessa cold and snobby do not get her at all. Yes, she is far from perfect and her feminism is all (...) but to call her cold and unfeeling means you haven't been paying attention at all. Like get off her dick and/or stop following her career.
i dont think shes cold either. standoffish maybe, but i dont feel like thats from superiority or aloofness. some ppl just want to mind their own business and chill?? not everyone’s a chatty cathy like scott
Music stresses me out. The only thing I've gathered from all of the various discussions is they should be exciting but not too exciting because it's an Olympic season. But they shouldn't also be too safe. Like I know you have mentioned various choices that would be good but what would be in your mind the ideal program, both SD and FD. It's their third Olympics, so how do they build on the past while still being fresh but also them. Or do they just not and give the audience what they want?
something original thats not a warhorse but is also audience friendly and is instantly musically palatable to a lot of ppl
so basically mahler
Which songs from moulin rouge should they use?
if they were doing mr (which i doubt), the orchestral score is 500x better than the cheesy ass nonsense from the soundtrack. like come what may with nicole kidman’s tremulous bird vocals and ewan mcgregor literally straining not to pop a vein would almost be too dramatic and Too Much. i think that kind of thing only works for a v specific kitschy, performative kind of team (a la russians) and wouldnt vibe with vm’s super earnest approach at all. but the orchestral score is genuinely moving and effective in a less garish way
but i dont think they’re doing moulin rouge lol
"the movies honestly made it hard 4 me to interpret hermione’s undying loyalty and devotion to harry as anything other than latent sexual attraction tbh lmao" Hahaha, pretty much. Plus, the whole Harry and Ginny thing, even more so in the movies, seemed to come out of nowhere and was cliche as fuck.
is bonnie wright still acting? i’ve seen dead fish more alive than her on screen
LMAO someone posted a clip from VM's show when they were having dinner with WP and they were talking about how WP live together and they ask VM how they deal with one another and LOL I stg I started loling cause their reactions were #priceless. S literally just had a WTF look on his face while he said something hella awkward & T looked like she wanted to slap him. Her follow up that she doesn't think they could ever spend all their time together just cements why they'll never date for me.
lmao that whole scene is so stupid. kaitlyn n andrew r such good friends i swear
Thanks for setting that anon straight. Set some boundaries so that they don't egg on shippers?? WTF. They're fine with doing what they're doing, and if they're dating others, those others are obviously fine with it too. Besides, it's not like they're filming porn or something. If you can't handle it, stop watching them.
idek what these r in reference to anymore but it sounds dumb as hell lmao
Wow I cannot believe that people actually think VM owe fans any explanation for their relationship/partnership. Like we don't know them, we're never going to know them or be friends with them? Why the fuck do they owe fans a detailed explanation of their personal business? I stg these shippers have lost their damn minds. As long as VM continue to put out good programs and do well I couldn't care less what they're doing off ice. Whatever it is it's clearly working for them. You do you VM.
the entitlement of some fans is insane. its STILL happening now with tessa’s ig now too. why dont yall just let her live n let her white-girl post to her hearts content. she is literally doing nothing differently to what every other skater does, idg this absurd criticism
Fr tho both of them have such nice teeth and I've never seen pics of them with braces, like how??!?!
tessa’s r so nice i cant believe she’s never had braces. and they r such a natural white? like u can tell w most skaters that they get it professionally whitened but hers dont have that artificial look at all
Are you in college? Your bio says 23 but it said that last year too.
i actually turned 24 a while ago im just 2 lazy to change it. im in law school currently
I just read an ancient interview with vm where they said Mahler was about getting married or something... WHAT
ya i cant remember if it was them that said or marina that said it tho. i remember a story about a guy who wrote them saying he and his gf were watching mahler at the olympics and once it was over, he was so moved he got down on one knee and proposed to her and marina was like ‘thats what that program is meant to do’ lol
Do you think Zach is a good skater and partner? I keep changing my mind on him.....
he is such a bland, wet noodle - no taste, no flavor, just empty white carbs. its up to madi to add any spark to the team bc she’s the real star, he just stands there and is tall and can lift her
Why the fuck are so many people freaking out because Tessa did not attend a wedding with Scott. 1. They are not dating so there are no reason for Scott to bring her. 2. She has people visiting 3. I bet they don't even hang out off ice 4. I think Scott has a secret girl in Ilderton. 5. TS not dating. I wish people would claim down.
this is so far back in my inbox i have no idea whats happening
I love it that whenever Tessa posts an IG story the fandom goes crazy analyzing and speculating about Scott what there even when he is clearly not Then there there are talks about TS wedding. WTF Soon it will be TS having babies. I am wondering if maybe the fandom (new fans) are mixing reality with those fanfics.
honestly no clue
I know this has been discussed before but I don't get how Scott and Jess even communicated. Jess could barely seem to understand English back then and Scott couldn't speak French. I wonder if them not being able to speak to each other is part of why they lasted so long actually
lol bryce davison actually learned french so he could communicate w/ her. not scott tho lol
I don't think T cares too much about fs friendships the way other skaters do. Of course she's friendly with a lot of them but she's not really close with anyone except her partner, which doesn't really count lol. She has her own friend group outside of skating and that's what she seems to stick to. It's funny you mention Meryl, Brooke, Tanith, and Lauren because they're all still really good friends.
honestly i think skating stressed (stresses?) her out so much back then that she really hated being in that world for too long. i dont blame her for wanting to disconnect and not having to hang out with skaters who just talk about other skaters and skating 24/7
I don't mean this in a mean way. Watching Avatar. If you paint Meryl's face blue she could be in the movie
it kills me when ppl say she looks like a disney princess? ya the ant queen from a bugs life maybe
I think Tessa sometimes forget that Scott is a huge part of why they are successful and she wouldn't have all of these deals w amazing brands if they weren't so strong+didn't win everything. it's easy to put her on the pedestal bc she's gorg and can dance, but he should get/deserves just as much credit-- i mean he is the one lifting her and she could not do any of this by herself. sometimes i get the vibe that she thinks she's too good for him. maybe he's not as fancy, but he has a heart of gold
i’ve literally never gotten that she thinks she’s too good for him...? they go out of their way to pay each other compliments all the time and dont even jokingly diss on each other. its actually kind of weird that after knowing each other so long their relationship isnt just one long roast section where they talk shit about each other bc thats what my relationship w/ all my lifelong friends r like....but then again im a flinty bitch and they’re super earnest and emo like all the time. like i bet they both cry during sex
i find it kinda gross, disturbing and a bit pathetic that so many people feel the need to write erotic fan fiction about Tessa and Scott--like they are real people not characters, and it's kinda creepy that people spend so much time writing and reading them. Also, i would pay a million dollars to have someone show TS what people write about them--they would literally die and so would i--some fans are kinda extreme crazy
u know how on graham norton when he’s always showing celebs really erotic fanfic and fanart of themselves and they’re just dying of embarrassment?? i would literally pay everything in my bank account (so like....twenty dollars) for someone to do that to vm
omg it's gonna be so awk when tessa and scott have to see klawes...poor klawes, she just could not hold a candle to tessa. still don't know why klawes still follows tessa's insta--like i would unfollow and would not wanna see some of the pics t posts of TS giving each other lovey looks/touchy regardless of whether ts are together or not. also, it's never like t and klawes would actually be friends bc they're polar opposites
v disappointed that the olympic summit did not deliver on this #drama
tessa and kl were real friends tho, i think its sweet. and its nice they still keep in touch even tho scott is a dog
Are you a fan of tessa's style? She wears so much expensive yet ugly shit in my opinion.
lmao no. i think some of her casual wear is cute, but she wears some of the most hideous high fashion shit ever when she’s going out. like that blue carpet jumpsuit? yall know wht im talking about. those hideous trousers??? also she wears an unbelievable amount of boring black dresses
also gf needs to do smth with her hair. tired of her high bun and slick pony. she looks way cuter w/ her hair down imo
Do you think Tessa pays for all the Adidas stuff she wears?
no she def gets it for free. i was a walk-on my freshman yr of college for half a second and even i got a bunch of free shit from nike
How do u as an ed sheeran unstanner feel about ts doing these songs their obviously using him for the sd next season and i wouldnt be suprised if they use him for the fd as well
reading this made my cholesterol go up
really hope they're exhausting all the ed sheeran options now so they won't actually use it for comps lol
ngl i do kind of dig that embarrassing white boy rapping galway girl song but that cld prob just be my girl saorise ronan hypnotizing me like she always does
Minus the horrific man bun, do you think Scott's hot? Also, do you think Tessa finds him attractive?
no and probably yes now that hes so fug
Do you think Scott's attractive?? Also, do you think Tessa being told she's beautiful constantly on sm has made her get a big head--she often comes across as a bit cold and stuck up prancing around in her $1000 + outfits? Love her and she's gorgeous but...
some of yall need to stop projecting your shit onto tessa for real
Power plays of the figure skating journalists. Inside Skating does a very literal interview and article with P/C which blows up and then they go to Jackie Wong so he can basically write up a damage control press release. Kind of fascinating to see both journalists doing their thing with the same content. Hard to believe Inside Skating didn't think their article would create a storm. Interesting.
speaking of jackie, skaters r really going to him for their exclusives now huh? dying that ashley gave him her big la la land fluff piece instead of tsl. pays 2 be nice and kiss ass
Doesn't look like KH/JLB will have much of a chance to advance cuzis so crowded with the current seniors not retiring and juniors moving up. KH/JLB needs to work on their twizzles, thier lines, skating skills, chemistry looks promising. Some of those junior and senior teams should consider representingif they want a chance at aCanada doesn't have any promising teams once VM-WP retire. I feel like CB, SS, HD ain't retiring till they win Wch or OG which may never with PC around.
hawayek/baker could prob skate for gb because jean-luc has citizenship and carreira/ponomarenko could prob skate for canada bc she’s from montreal but i doubt the us fed is letting either of them go. they’ve invested way too much at this point. i don’t think c/p need to move tho, i think they’re talented to rise organically through the ranks. i think they’re more likely to be us #1 instead of not tbh
I don't understand the whole David and Tessa affair; like some people say it happened after he was separated and others talk like it was a full blown affair. The only thing I do know is that her being called a "homewrecker" or anything else of that nature makes me want to punch something because it's disgusting, and it's society go-to response. Be cruel to the woman and basically give the man a free pass. But maybe he received shit, too? I just never heard about it.
i think he was basically separated but not divorced when it happened
Do you think if TS and Cappelini and Lanotte switched partners they would be a good team?
lol no. anna’s not a great skater and luca looks like he’s shorter than tessa
Wait is that Tessa's ex Semple in that photo you posted of her pre and post nose job? Cause if so damn does she lowball herself. Like she could have such better looking guys I do not understand. Girl is very pretty she needs someone to help her pick better guys.
~we accept the love we think we deserve~~
I think T is cringeworthy as a speaker bc she's sooo gd rehearsed. Not a things she says comes across like she didn't practice it in the bathroom mirror 75 times that morning. She would be pretty good if she could lose even half the pretension in her delivery and tossed out the eye rolly words she keeps littering the sentences with like privilege and journey.
they honestly both suck. she’s worse than he is, but they’re both super stiff. and they always do this forced banter bit at the start which just seems so awkward lol
That one anon pointing that some have denied the nose surgery - this is exactly what annoys me about those shipper blogs, not that they are shippers (you can want them two to be together- that by itself doesn't bother me), but their ways and how they always have to insist on vm's perfect image - they all get so upset and aggressive when you point some issue out, like why would you deny Tessa has done a nose job... so out of touch! vm are interesting exactly cause they're real people with flaws
i can not believe ppl r denying her nose job. like yo its right there. it does lend credence to my theory that all shipprs r just hallucinating n seeing things that arent there tho
If Tessa and Scott did hook up while officially with SOs I have a feeling they wouldn't consider it cheating.
ok lmao??? im sure something extremely profound i said provoked this
how rich do u think scott and tessa are???
prob millionaires by the time 2018 comes around if they get their sponsorships
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i might do part 2 later if i can be bothered... but nothing really makes sense out of context lol, its like watching charlie kaufman do slam poetry
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dude…..SURE
ive missed out the one’s I’ve answered already
200: My crush’s name is: Dia Kurosawa
199: I was born in: 2003
197: My cellphone company is: Virgin Media
196: My eye color is: kinda a blue/green colour
195: My shoe size is: 4
194: My ring size is: uh idk
193: My height is: 5″2
192: I am allergic to: Nuts
191: My 1st car was: N/A
190: My 1st job was: N/A
188: My bed is: beautiful
187: My pet: is adorable I love her
186: My best friend: I dont like choosing a single best friend tho, like I love all of you…
185: My favorite shampoo is: Tea Tree Head and Shoulders (Mint)
184: Xbox or ps3: I have an Xbox but I really want a ps3/
183: Piggy banks are: cool, I have like 5
182: In my pockets: uh, sweet wrappers, a tissue, and my tablet pen
181: On my calendar: ‘DO NOT FORGET ANIMATION ASSIGNMENT: APRIL 21ST”
180: Marriage is: cool :0
179: Spongebob can: uh
178: My mom: is gr8
177: The last three songs I bought were? I don’t buy songs cuz I’m poor, but the last 3 songs I downloaded were: Jingo Jungle (Sago of Tanya the Evil OP), Snow Halation, and To Be Free by Tonight Alive
175: How many cousins do you have? 7
174: Do you have any siblings? Ye
173: Are your parents divorced? Nope, but they aren’t married either soo
172: Are you taller than your mom? Almost!
171: Do you play an instrument? Nope
[ I Believe In ]
168: Luck: yes good
167: Fate: uhm idk, pretty sure it wasn’t fate for me to fall in a river
164: Heaven: I’d like to think there’s a place where people can party when they die
163: Hell: Satanism is fun so sure
162: God: idk tbh
161: Horoscopes: Sure :)
158: Gay Marriage: LOVE IS LOVE
157: War: WAR IS BAD
156: Orbs: ???
155: Magic: Pls let magic be real
[ This or That ]
153: Drunk or High: i aM 14
152: Phone or Online: Online
151: Red heads or Black haired: BOTH IS BEAUTIFUL
150: Blondes or Brunettes: BOTH IS BEAUTIFUL
149: Hot or cold: Cold
148: Summer or winter: Winter
147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
145: Night or Day: Night
144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges!! (But i do prefer apple juice over orange juice)
142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds ofc
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk chocolate
140: Mac or PC: PC
139: Flip flops or high heels: Flip Flops
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: ugly and rich because then i can support loads of good charities and feed my weeb addiction
137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke
136: Hillary or Obama: Obama
135: Burried or cremated: Buried
134: Singing or Dancing: bothe are awesome, but probably singing
133: Coach or Chanel: ???
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:???
131: Small town or Big city: Small town
130: Wal-Mart or Target: uh, whats the English equivalent?? Asda??? Lidl???
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: uh idk tbh
128: Manicure or Pedicure: uh I’ve never had either so
127: East Coast or West Coast: again i am English so
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas!! Birthday means i get older and gain more responsibility
124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney
123: Yankees or Red Sox: ??
[ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War: BAD
121: George Bush: its temping to make a joke but i’ll resist
120: Gay Marriage: YES GOOD LOVE IS LOVE
119: The presidential election: orange man is bad
118: Abortion: ITS UR BODY YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT
117: MySpace: every 90′s kids emo phase
116: Reality TV: hmm, can be good
115: Parents: some parents are shitty, others are good
114: Back stabbers: pls do not do that to me because i will cry
113: Ebay: i use it to get cheap anime merch yes good
112: Facebook: i would destroy facebook for a single crisp
111: Work: RESPONSIBILITY AAAAA
110: My Neighbors: lol idek who they are
109: Gas Prices: from what I know, they’re pretty bad
108: Designer Clothes: if you can afford them, then yes good
107: College: Better than high school
106: Sports: n o p e
105: My family: eh, alright i guess
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: TWO WEEKS AGO SOMEONE HUG ME
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: today!!
100: Cried in front of someone: 13th March
99: Went to a movie theater: oh boi, probably last year sometime
98: Took a vacation: this time last year
97: Swam in a pool: this time last year
96: Changed a diaper: not since my cousins were little
95: Got my nails done: I’ve never had them done
94: Went to a wedding: when i was 8
93: Broke a bone: I’ve never broken a bone
92: Got a peircing: I don’t have any aaa
91: Broke the law: I don’t think I’ve ever broken the law?
90: Texted: hmm a day ago
[ MISC ]
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my bedroom aaa
87: The last movie I saw: original Ghost in the Shell
85: The thing im not looking forward to: i’d rather not say what it is but It’s tomorrow
84: People call me: weeb. mother, elu, eli
83: The most difficult thing to do is: social interaction
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope
81: My zodiac sign is: Capricorn
80: The first person i talked to today was: my buddy Ilona
79: First time you had a crush: when i saw Rize from Tokyo Ghoul
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: idk, i hide lots of things from everyone tbh
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: hmm not long ago
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: be cool
74: I have/will get a job: Yea i need money to live
73: Tomorrow: is gonna be bad
72: Today: was great :0
71: Next Summer: ew heatwaves please no
70: Next Weekend: i will sleep for most of it
68: The worst sound in the world: someone screaming in pain
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: uh, my OTP
66: People that make you happy: ALL MY MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS
65: Last time I cried: heh, like a few days ago when i was discussing some particularly sad headcanons
63: My computer is: kinda good i suppose
62: My School: is shit
61: My Car: i dont have one (yet)
60: I lose all respect for people who: at extremely homophobic, racist, or sexist
59: The movie I cried at was: i cry at everything
58: Your hair color is: a weird light auburn colour
57: TV shows you watch: a bunch of anime, oo and i watch the download festival coverage each year, and if my mum is watching some drama or soap i’ll probably watch for angst ideas
56: Favorite web site: I’m on it right now
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: umm not sure…
53: How do you like your steak cooked: I don’t like steak aaa
52: My room is: my safe place
51: My favorite celebrity is: this is no secret to anyone who knows me irl, it’s the beautiful Ash Costello
50: Where would you like to be: in bed
49: Do you want children: maybe, adopting would be cool
48: Ever been in love: nope
47: Who’s your best friend: ALL MY MUTUALS
46: More guy friends or girl friends: more girl friends
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: hmm idk, i’m pretty antisocial tho so
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: ha no
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: nope
41: Have you pre-named your children: no
40: Last person I got mad at: my sister
39: I would like to move to: anywhere not in a large city
38: I wish I was a professional: Tattooist
[ My Favorites ]
36: Vehicle: i want a motorbike aa
35: President: Obama
34: State visited: I’ve never been to america
33: Cellphone provider: okay but who actually has an opinion on this??
32: Athlete: Simone Biles
31: Actor: Daniel Radcliffe
30: Actress: Helana Bonham Carter
29: Singer: ASH COSTELLO
28: Band: BABYMETAL, All Time Low, Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance
27: Clothing store: Primark
26: Grocery store: uh idk, Asda i guess
25: TV show: American Horror Story??
24: Movie: the Blair Witch Project
23: Website: I’m on it rn
22: Animal: Chinchillas and Red Pandas
21: Theme park: aa i’m too scared to go on rollercoasters tho so i dont have a fav
20: Holiday: That time we went away for a weeks with literally everyone in my family
19: Sport to watch: Football
18: Sport to play: i guess volleyball is okay
17: Magazine: Kerrang is gud
16: Book: Lord of the Rings
15: Day of the week: saturday
14: Beach: there are like 30 beaches around her how do you expect me to choose
13: Concert attended: AVENGED SEVENFOLD WITH DISTURBED AND IN FLAMES
12: Thing to cook: curry aaa
10: Restaurant: hmm maybe Frankie and Bennies
9: Radio station: Kerrang ofc
8: Yankee candle scent: COTTON
7: Perfume: pure poison
4: Talk show host: Ellen DeGeneres
3: Comedian: hmm not sure tbh
okay I’m actually physically dead now
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Bird vs. Wingdin, Round 1
((This is an RP from Dr. G’s Discord. People include @spokenwithhands , @comic-sans-mailbox and many others!))
-In Gaster’s Library-
CorvidaeCorvus: *The birb cackles*
Dr G.: *He's gonna wander back over to his chair and sit down again.* Bird.
CorvidaeCorvus: *Flaps onto the chair* Hello, handsome skeleton.
Dr G.: *He holds his hand out, trying to feel around for the bird.* Hello.
FreSH Furby: Kah tohloo maytah.
Hope: *She's distracted by the bird* Oh? How cute
Dr G.: *His other hand pets the Furby.*
CorvidaeCorvus: Heh, one moment. *It flaps to his hand, pats it with its wing, then slowly hops up his arm to his shoulder.*
Dr G.: *Gaster hums softly, scratching its head. And maybe accidentally poking its eye.* ....I have tried.
CorvidaeCorvus: *Squawks, flaps and is now very wary of pets* ...Yes, you tried. Please don't try again without your sight.
Dr G.: *He winces.* I'm-- I'm sorry. *Drops his hand to his lap, decides to feed the Furby.* .......This is frustrating.
FreSH Furby: Om nom nom.
CorvidaeCorvus: Ahh, the trick is to go slow and be confident. I've had to pretend to be blind a few times. *The birb grooms and nuzzles his cheek.*
Rocky Road: Im actually really interested now, i have been to different worlds, heck Tuffets godfather is Qrow Branwen, where the heck could Fresh be where not even you could follow?
Hope: *Decides to ignore Rocky and holds a hand out to the bird.*
Dr G.: *He groans at Rocky's comment.* If he doesn't want to be found, he won't. *Pets the underside of Bird's chest gently.*
Rocky Road: Nice trick, i should learn it. Heh, but im ignored as it is. *chuckles*
CorvidaeCorvus: *Looks to hope, tips its head to the side, but is quite pleased with the chest pets. Churrs happily.*
Dr G.: *He continues to pet Bird, sighing.* Can you...sense where he is, Bird?
Hope: *A flurry of small white sparks appear in the air over her hand before a tiny scallop shell appears in her palm* Would you like this birdie?
Rocky Road: Imma put Tuffet down for a nap *walks out*
comic-sans-mailbox: Ohh that's pretty cool creation magic?
Hope: Huh? *she looks to Sans* Thanks
comic-sans-mailbox: Snow problem heh your welcome first time I've seen it make food
FreSH Furby: *Poof! ....Another Furby. This one is on the table near Sans.*
Hope: It... Its not really food. It's a seashell
CorvidaeCorvus Hmm. *Leans in to murmur softly* My magic is different from his, and yours. I could go looking anywhere I wish, but I can't track him without some kind of initial clue.
Rocky Road: *comes back in with a bottle of whisky in his pocket* the furbys should be a clue
comic-sans-mailbox: *sans picks up the furby that appeared* huh
Hope: *She looks back to the bird, holding the shell out to it*
Rocky Road: There friggin everywhere
comic-sans-mailbox: Eh they jus' kinda poof in
Rocky Road: See? Clue. Fresh loves dem furbys
comic-sans-mailbo: Yeah but relatively untraceable for finding them
CorvidaeCorvus: *The bird hops down from Gaster's shoulder, landing on a furby* He does love these things; you wouldn't believe the number of urban legends around these things.
Rocky Road: I would, Im ignorant not an idiot, furbys are freaky lil demonic memes. No offense to any furby listening.
Dr G.: *He sighs, reaching to pet Bird but-- it's gone? No, it's in his lap now. Pets its head, glaring suddenly.* Rocky...I am warning you.
Hope: So... *she puts the shell down of the table* Who is Fresh?
Rocky Road: I thought we answered this?
Dr G.: Mmm, Fresh is...my life.
Hope: *She's still ignoring him*
Rocky Road: *huffs*
Hope: *She returns to her seat, looking up at G* Well... did something happen to him?
Dr G.: He's not here.
CorvidaeCorvus: It's quite adorable when they're together, in case you're wondering.
Rocky Road: And he dosent wanna be found, like, really dosent want ta be found
Dr G.: *Blushes at that, gently tapping Bird's head.* H-Hush... No, he doesn't...
Hope: Why not?
FreSH Furby: The furby near Sans speaks gibberish before cutting out and switching to mechanical clicking noises. Seems it isn't in the best shape..
CorvidaeCorvus: *Fluffs, shakes feathers, tapping lightly at Gaster's finger.*
Dr G.: I-I....I don't...I don't know...I-I don't know what I did...
Rocky Road: Cuz he's fresh, G might hate me but ya cant deny I should know somethin bout the queen of my hive
Hope: Are you sure it was something you did?
CorvidaeCorvus: No, he is not.
Dr G.: Heh heh, nah, it ain't cause he's Fresh. It's cause of me.
Rocky Road: *he really just wants to say that Fresh is heartless and dosent care but dosent*
Dr G.: *He gives a tilted grin to Rocky, like he K N O W S.*
CorvidaeCorvus: *Looks at the other, tipping its head to the side.*
Rocky Road: We can both agree that we both view Fresh differently
Hope: *Looks up at G* Are... Are you- *and she trails off, not sure if she should even speak right now*
Dr G.: Heh heh, maybe not as different as ya think. He's a little fuck that needs ta step off my prey...
CorvidaeCorvus: Ah. We're on this again.
Rocky Road: I see him through logic and experince with my own kind.
Hope: Um... W-What's going on?
Dr G.: And I see 'em as messin' with the Doc. And I ain't fond'a that.
FreSH Furby: *Broken furby ceases it's clicking.*
Dr G.: It ain't 'cause he's a Fresh. Ya know shit 'bout 'em, my man. It's cause he's afraid of me. As he should be... When I get my hands on his fuckin' throat... *His grip tightens on the Furby, splintering it.*
CorvidaeCorvus: *Hops off the furby quickly* That was my perch, dear demon.
Hope: *She lets out a startled squeak as the Furby splinters*
Rocky Road: Stop acting like what I say dosent have a grain of truth in it- ....demon.
Dr G.: *He snorts.* Really now, Daydream. A demon? I'm deeply insulted.
Rocky Road: I came here for a good time and I get this? I wonder how much of it is my fault?
Hope: *Child is worried* I d-don't know what's going on right now. *She seems to shrink back in her seat*
Dr G.: *Glances at Rocky.* Ain't none ya fault. Ya ain't that important, friend.
CorvidaeCorvus: *Fluffs and hops* Well. You must choose something else for me to call you. I will not give you Gaster's name, darling.
Dr G.: *Attention snaps back to Bird, frowning.* Ya will call me Wingdin. I like it.
FreSH Furby: *Not quite completely broken yet, this furby speaks again, somewhat garbled nonsense.*
Dr G.: *Shakes with rage at the noise from the Furby, tearing into it with his claws.*
Rocky Road: *sits next to Hope* well this is bushwa
FreSH Furby: *The voicebox is punctured. The furby is silenced.*
Hope: *And up she goes. She's not going to stay near the one who's been antagonizing G.*
CorvidaeCorvus: But it's not your name. *Looks up at him* I'll give you others until you give me another name.
FreSH: *The damaged furby is back to clicking.*
Rocky Road: And Im the rude one. *grumbles* i feel like i shouldnt leave this room. *looks at Hope* I know ya dont like me but could ya hide in the guest bedroom with my sleeping daughter? Make sure shes alright?
Dr G.: But that is the name I choose to use for this life, my dear Daydream.
Hope: I'm not qualified to watch babies. Im only a kid myself.
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird puffs up.* ....Allan.
Dr G.: Try again.
CorvidaeCorvus: Nope, you're Allan now.
Dr G.: No. I will not accept that calling.
Rocky Road: Im three years old. I aint asking much just go in there and make sure she dosent fall off the bed. Easy.
CorvidaeCorvus: Everyone, meet Allan.
Rocky Road: Hi Allan
Dr G.: *He swipes at Bird. But, of course, being blind...*
Hope: Um... I'm not going to call him that. It doesn't seem like a good idea
Dr G.: *He misjudges the distance and ends up smacking himself with the swing around.* !!!!!
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird flops over and cackles*
Hope: Are you alright?
Dr G.: ................ *He gives a slow grin.* Tell me, Daydream...ya like this one?
Rocky Road: Kid... I have a feeling ya should run
FreSH Furby: *A replacement furby appears. It's mobile, and waddles around near the chair Gaster is seated on.*
CorvidaeCorvus: ...Mm. What one do you mean?
Dr G.: This one. The Doc. Ya like 'em? Ya enjoy his company?
Rocky Road: *sighs* i thought I wasnt important
Hope: *She doesn't seem to have heard Rocky. She's still looking up at Wingdin.*
Rocky Road: Ya should still run though. Ah for *gets up and grabs Hope* i must REALLY be unimportant
CorvidaeCorvus: *It tips its head. Then it looks to Hope* Stay, dear. Please.
Rocky Road: This situation isnt safe for pacifists and kids *he hisses at Bird*
Hope: *With a startled yelp a flurry of white sparks appear around her. Moments later she vanishes, reappearing next to Wingdin*
Dr G.: Oh, it's safe. Don' worry 'bout that, heh heh.
CorvidaeCorvus: Indeed. No one will get hurt. *It looks back to Gaster* And of course I do.
Dr G.: Oh! Fantastic, heh heh. So...ya gonna call me by my name, yeh?
Rocky Road: *dosent believe them* Whatever ya say Allen *sits back down*
CorvidaeCorvus: Of course, Allan.
Dr G.: Mm, heh heh. Wrong answer. *He dumps the Furby from his lap and reached up into his ribcage, wincing suddenly.*
Rocky Road: Oooo
CorvidaeCorvus: He'll just end up in the Void again, you know. Something I'd like to avoid, but still. I have plans with Gaster.
Rocky Road: Aw i was bout ta say if he dies I call dibs on his soul *chuckles*
Hope: *She seems intent on avoiding Rocky right now*
Dr G.: Heh heh, I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna make 'em wish he was dead. Unless...ya gonna start callin' me by the name I want.
Hope: It was Wingdin, right?
Dr G.: He grins. Heh heh, yeh.
CorvidaeCorvus: You will not eat his soul, parasite. *Fluffs at the mention of Wingdin*
Rocky Road: What? Im a parasite I eat souls. Stop judgin. I aint gonna kill none a you. But if something happens ta this kid here i def want there soul
Hope: What!?
CorvidaeCorvus: *Pauses* It's not your name. I could call you Maria. That might be better.
Rocky Road: Ya aint usin it while dead yo
Hope: I don't die. Not permanently anyway.
Rocky Road: Says all the frisk souls i ate
Hope: What souls?
Dr G.: *He goes still for a moment, expressionless.* ........ *Without a word, he pulls the skeleton's soul from his ribcage and summons needles, slowly piercing it.* Heh heh, he's screamin'...
Rocky Road: Better then Charas I must admit, unless its a genocide Frisk *suddenly snaps his attention to gasters soul* yum
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird rolls its eyes* You're a bratty little child, Wingdin.
Dr G.: Ah! Was that so hard?? Heh heh. *Soul and needles vanish and he grins.*
Hope: *she looks up at the soul, eyes going wide* H-Hey! D-Don't do that! *she reaches up to try and grab him before stopping short*
Rocky Road: Ya should let me have a lil nibble yo... *licks his lips*
Dr G.: Ya ain't worthy of eatin' this soul.
CorvidaeCorvus: *Suddenly flies in Rocky's face, pecking his forehead*
Dr G.: *He tilts his head at the sudden noise, chuckling.*
Rocky Road: *..... a aura around Rocky tells the bird he fucked up* you do realise.... this body belongs to someone who didnt do a DAMN thing to you, right?!!!! You can do alot, but never, EVER, TOUCH MY CHISK!!!!!!
CorvidaeCorvus: *Flaps onto a table* Then do not threaten his soul. It's simple; I can't do much about that thing in him, but I will certainly do something about you.
Dr G.: *He simply chuckles, looking smug.*
Hope: *Startled, she tries to back up. Her leg catches on the leg of a chair and she falls backwards onto Wingdin* Gah!
Rocky Road: I dont give a fucking damn
CorvidaeCorvus: *Looks at Gaster* Don't tempt me. *Flaps suddenly at the anon falling*
Rocky Road: Leave chisk out of this.
Dr G.: !!!! *He tenses at the sudden...thing? on him and grumbles, gently pushing her off.* Tempt you? My dear Daydream, I would never threaten my own safety.
Hope: *And she hits the floor with a thud*
Rocky Road: Will you please go and keep an eye on Tuffet?
Hope: Ow...
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: um... i guess.... whats a tuffet though?
Dr G.: *He sighs.* Hey, Rock guy. Ain't the Tuffet thing yours?
Rocky Road: My daughter, shes in the guest room I aint leavin here in case I need ta fight. Gotta keep Tuffet safe.
Dr G.: You go take care of it 'fore I eat it.
Rocky Road: Wich is why I aint leavin
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird sighs and is no longer a bird, but a male spider monster. He picks up the shell on the table, then helps Hope off the floor. He smiles and kisses the anon's hand* Thank you for the shell.
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: ..... i would take that advice. i think hes giving you mercy
Rocky Road: *cackles* I aint important enough for him ta do anythin ta me
Dr G.: *He shrugs and vanishes.*
Rocky Road: ... *uses pop up*
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she was flying out of the library*
Hope: *She gets up with help from the bird-spider- whatever they are* Th-Thanks
CorvidaeCorvus: *He winks with three of his six golden eyes* Of course. *Looks around, noticing the missing parasite and skeleton* Well. That's going to end poorly.
Hope: So... What is Wingdin?
CorvidaeCorvus: *Looks back to Hope and sighs as he sits in Gaster's chair* An old spirit. I've been trying to find out more, but it's been slow going. He is something that feeds off of pain and fear.
Rocky Road: pops into the room with fear in his eyes
Hope: What relation does he have to G?
Rocky Road: Someone please! I cant get into the room!
CorvidaeCorvus: *He begins to speak, then is interrupted by Rocky. He regards him calmly.* I can.
Rocky Road: Please. please I love her.
CorvidaeCorvus: *He grins* You'll owe me a favor of equal value.
Rocky Road: Fine.
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird laughs, rubbing his hands together* Oh, I haven't had a favor like that in a long time! *He disappears*
Rocky Road: FUCK I hate my decisions sometimes *storms into the void on his own accord*
Hope: *Hope takes a deep breath, sighs, and sinks down into a chair. She removes her mask, placing it on the table and curling her arms around it before resting her head on her arms*
-In Gaster's guest room-
CorvidaeCorvus: *Pops up in the room* Wingdin~ You're not honestly going to harm the child, are you?
Dr G.: *He looks surprised to hear Bird before grinning.* I told him I was gonna. I gotta stick to my word.
CorvidaeCorvus: Words are strong, I know that. But I've also said I would get the child back. *He holds an arm out* Besides, you don't want to hurt the child.
Dr G.: *He tilts his head, thoughtful for a moment.* ...Was that the favour? Ta get the kid back? Or was it ta stop me?
Rocky Road: *she squrims trying to cling to sleep*
CorvidaeCorvus: *He chuckled* Honestly, all I was asked to do was get into this room. The implication, of course, that I get the child back. *He steps toward him* Preferably unharmed, or so I imagine. The favor is stronger if I retrieve the child unharmed. Or perhaps, with very little harm. *He trails off suggestively*
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she seemed to be reluctant to move, her tails still surrounding her and tuffet like a dome which was also shrouding them in darkness. her body over tuffet protectively. her pet keeping her and gaster binded together for now*
Rocky Road: *she blinks but stays quiet*
Dr G.: *He raises an eye socket, looking thoughtful as Bird spoke.* Implication but not explicit. Ya fulfilled yer obligation. But... *He held his hand out towards, where he assumed was, Bird.* What do I get for goin' back on m'word? Ya know that ain't easy fer me ta do.
Rocky Road: *she looked at Muffet and chewing on her furby* Tuffet has very strong determination for a monster and even has both pop up and Muffets ability. However being a baby she cant control anything
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird sighed in thought, looking up at the ceiling as he rolled his eyes again.* Well, I can offer many things, preferably nothing more expensive than a child's life. That would defeat the entire purpose of this. *He grinned* My forte is storytelling, of course. Would a story be acceptable?
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: ..... i can take her place if thats more desireable..... mr. wingdin...
Dr G.: *He shakes his head at the question.* Less desireable. Ain't have the effect I want. *He's quiet for a moment, thoughtful before speaking, soft and low and longing.* An old story...A sad story. That'll be an acceptable exchange.
Rocky Road: *tries to sit up wanting to see what was happening*
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *her pet soon released the binding effect on them, herself picking up tuffet and flies out of the room. she soon sighed in relief currently as pet followed*
Rocky Road: ! *she was being carried out of the room*
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird pauses, losing his smile, unconcerned with him losing his facade. When Muffet starts to move, he starts, calling out* Do. Not. Move. There has been no agreement, and you do not want this agreement broken. *he grinned* Cause then the child would be forfeit.
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: s.... seriously...? i just want her out of harms way......
CorvidaeCorvus: Old rules, dear. Don't break them, especially when you have old beings to enforce them.
Rocky Road: *reaches towards the bird*
Dr G.: *He gives a low growl.* What is happening?
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: th.. thats what i wanna know...
Dr G.: Which one of you is trying to steal from me?
Rocky Road: Sh giggles gabble geb!
Dr G.: *He looks like he is growing impatient.* Daydream?
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she was flying in place, confused but growing tired from holding the child*
Rocky Road: *wiggles trying to get out of the hold, unknowingly using pop up, she now sits infront of the bird*
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird looks at the child, but does not move to pick them up. He sighed and thought a few moments, beginning the story.* I will give you a story outside of time, presumably ancient. There is no way to know. It is a story of a being, old and lonely, who stumbles upon a universe. It is dying slowly, consumed by a malice with an unknown cure. This being, who falls in love with the denizens of this universe, swears to do everything she can to save it. Such was her power, to rewrite the strings of fate that flow around the present.
She changes small things, and each change brings about a crack. She thinks this is a small price to pay. She averts the deadly fate again, the universe quivering as it strains to stay together. This is no matter; she has won again. A third time the malice claws at the fate of the universe, and a third time she alters the very reality to save it.
The universe, strong yet fragile, tears itself to shreds. What she sought to save is not only dead and gone; but far worse. It never was. The ones she loved could not be remembered, and all she had of them was an aching feeling of loss and emptiness in a cold void.
Dr G.: *He listens quietly as Bird tells his story, a smile appearing on his face.* We have an agreement.
Rocky Road: iggles, the person shes watching reminds her of a kind man with rough stuff on his chin, she rather liked that man
She wanted that man
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird smiles and gives a small bow of his head* Yes, we have. And it is now complete. *he bends to pick up the child, disappearing*
Dr G.: He returns to the library.
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she soon flies out of the room herself*
-In Gaster's Library-
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird appears in the library, child held against him, booping their forehead* Aren't you lucky, little one.
Dr G.: *Appears back, looking extremely confused, feeling around blindly.* Shit...the fuck just--
Rocky Road: *reaches her hand towards the birds chin....this wasnt that man! SHE WANTED THAT MAN! She uses pop up and is gone from the void*
Hope: She's still sleeping at the table
CorvidaeCorvus: Ah, Gaster! Wonderful to see you. *He looked down at the child and allows her to pop away. He raises his hands* Not my problem anymore.
Rocky Road: *Rocky uses pop up* wheres my Tuffet!?
Dr G.: *He is making his way over to Bird. More or less. He's actually stumbling a bit.* What...happened? Your what?
Rocky Road: Our deal was that you would bring her back to me!
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she flies into the library, hearing gaster* ..... wingdin...?
CorvidaeCorvus: *He looks to Rocky, chuckling with his hands still up* Not my problem anymore. I managed to save her, and then she decided to move on to better scenery. *He reaches and and gently takes Gaster's hand* Lots of things. I am sorry to have brought harm to you. If you remember that. If not, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Dr G.: *He grips Bird's hand tight.* Not your fault...
Rocky Road: *he growled* whats your favor? Or do I have to wait untill I forget about it?
CorvidaeCorvus: *He glanced to Rocky, chuckling* I will call upon your favor when I have need of it. Which may be a long time. The favor of a child's life is a very, very strong favor.
Dr G.: *He chuckled suddenly.* You asked this one for a favour?
Rocky Road: Hey the thing inside of you wanted to kill my child. You dont get ta judge.
CorvidaeCorvus: *He looked back to Gaster, lowering his voice* I didn't know your body-mate was back...
Hope: *After a moment she looks up, her bangs sticking up where her arms were pressed against them. Blue eyes look up at the trio.* ...Hm?
Dr G.: *He turned his head down.* ....I was hoping to...hide it. It's just for three...two more days now. *He ignores Rocky's comment.*
Rocky Road: I could be very well dead before he calls upoun his favor, seein hows its very unlikely that I could live past ten... *he mumbles, then he hugs Muffet* THANK YOU!
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: ... that explains alot... *she soon sits down on the ground, her tails being droopy, only to be hugged suddenly* h-huh...?
Rocky Road: Thank you!
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird looked to Hope and smiled* Sleep well?
Hope: Mmm... kinda. Sleeping at a table isn't really the best
Rocky Road: Ya know Ive been looking for a godmother for Tuffet for awhile now....
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird laughed, shaking his head* I wouldn't recommend it. *He turned his head back to Gaster, murmuring near his ear* That explains Fresh. Parasites don't tend to play well together.
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *her body was smooth, her wings being smooth but covered in jewel dust like substance. when hugged, her body was also rather cold and hard from being made of certain jewels. despite being an inanimate object, she did have a soul to live on.. one that gave her life.* i dont know what that is...
Rocky Road: I only found her a godfather in the RWBY universe outside of undertale and its such....THATS IT! She went to Qrow!
Dr G.: *Gaster sighed, rubbing his face.* ....I'm such an idiot.
Rocky Road: Oh dang hes sick with posion... Ruby and Jaune is with them... they prop think shes Grimm....omfg Tuffet why
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: then go to her?
Rocky Road: Yep. This experince hasnt been fun AT ALL guys. Still though. It had its fun moments.
Dr G.: *He twitched, grinning.* Maybe ya shouldn't test me next time.
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird wraps his ar-- nnnnope.*
Rocky Road: Oh ill test ya plenty
Hope: *She yawns, stretching*
Rocky Road: *pops out of the void*
Dr G.: *He growls.* Idiot...
Hope: *She rubs at her eyes* Even if he is it's rude to call people idiots
Dr G.: .....H-He doesn't care...
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: ......... *she lays on the floor, being face down*
CorvidaeCorvus: Oh, wonderful, he's just going to be popping up as he wills. *Bird sighed*
Hope: Are you alright G? *she picks her mask up off the table and places it back on*
Dr G.: *He shook himself.* I, ah...I don't know. My head and soul hurts.
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she looked up to gaster* would you like to be healed...?
Dr G.: No...
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: alright..
Hope: Do you need anything? I could maybe make something
Dr G.: .....I-I-- want Fresh.... *He sounded so pathetic as he said this.*
Hope: I can make anything smaller than a cat...
Dr G.: *He shuddered at the mention of a cat.* ....N-N-No.
Hope: Oh! No no no I can't make actual cats. No living things
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird gestured Hope closer, bending to whisper in her ear* Can you make a small plush of Fresh?
Hope: *She whispers back* I can't if I don't know what he looks like
CorvidaeCorvus: Easy fix. *He said with a nod at normal volume. He let's go of Gaster's hand, patting his shoulder* Stay there. Just... don't move for a moment. *He stepped away, eyeing Gaster, then turned into a form of Fresh. He was lucky that Gaster's Fresh looked... well, like almost any other Fresh. And that his story was fairly well known.*
Dr G.: *Gaster obeys.*
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she got to her feet, soon sitting in the corner for now*
Hope: *She tilts her head, looking the bird-turned-Fresh over for a moment.* I can try
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird said nothing before he returned to his spider monster form, smiling and nodding* And that will be enough.
Hope: *she holds up both hands, sparks beginning to dance in between them as a small plush forms. It's limbs are stubby and a little short, but otherwise it looks like
Fresh. Walking up to G, she holds out the plush* Here.
Dr G.: *Gaster just stands there.* What?
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird laughed softly, then took his hand and brought it to the plush* She made something for you.
Hope: *The plush is gently pressed to his hand, making sure her hand doesn't come into contact with his*
Dr G.: *He blinked, grasping the plush once he feels it. It takes him just a few seconds to realize what it was and tears form.* ...Th-Thank you.
Hope: *She smiles behind her mask* You're welcome.
Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she was watching, soon closing her eyes and soon covers her body with her tails but instead of a ball formation, it was like a curtain or cloth put over statues*
Hope: I'm glad you like it.
Dr G.: *He thumbs over the little face with a smile.* I love it...
Hope: *If her face wasn't hidden right now and G wasn't blind her eyes would be wide, a huge smile spreading across her face*
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird pats his shoulder gently*
Dr G.: *He grabs hold of Bird.* Can you, ah...stay with me...tonight?
CorvidaeCorvus: *He puts an arm around his waist, nodding* Yes, I can, and I will.
Dr G.: *Speaking to whoever is left.* There's a, ah, spare room if you want to stay. Goodnight. *Vanishes with Bird.*
-In Gaster's room-
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird looks around the room, humming in approval* Not bad, my handsome skeleton.
Dr G.: *He chuckles as he makes his way to the bed-- slow as there seems to be random gifts littering the floor.* Thank you. Took a while to settle on a design I liked. *He sighs, clutching the Fresh plush tight.* ......I, ah...I will need your help soon.
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird slowly helps him across the room, nudging some things aside with his foot* Oh? With? *He helped him settle on the bed, sitting on the edge.*
Dr G.: *He was grateful for the help, settling on the bed once there.* ....A sickness I need to get rid of.
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird paused for a few moments* ...Hm. I understand. *He narrows his eyes a little* I believe. And what would you have me do?
Dr G.: *He smiled.* It's a rare illness. I've been researching it on the side...away from my other projects. I-- *He winced.* I am tired. I know this will be a great favour... *He was quiet for a few moments, a hand settling on Bird's.* Stay here tonight. Please....I-I'm-- terrified of the dark...
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird listened to him intently, now not entirely sure if he knew what was being discussed. But obviously, if he were speaking of Wingdin, it would be best to be vague. If he were not speaking of Wingdin, well... he could only imagine the great favor, either way. He nodded, taking his hand.* I will stay the night. I don't need to sleep, so if you do wake up, don't worry about waking me. *He started arranging pillows, pausing* ...How great a favor, Gaster?
Dr G.: An impossible cure. *It was a faint murmur, almost unheard as Gaster moved under the covers, still clutching the Fresh plush in one hand, Bird in the other.*
CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird briefly considered removing his clothes either like a normal person or as simply appearing as a form with pajamas. But for both he'd have to remove himself from Gaster, and so he was resigned to resting in clothes under the blankets.* Ahh, well. Nothing is quite impossible with me around. *He brought a hand up to gently pet Gaster's skull* But that is a discussion for later. Sleep now.
Dr G.: *The skeleton somehow managed to relax against the other as he spoke, nodding to show he at least heard him. There was nothing else said as the exhausted monster slipped into a deep sleep.*
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Ep. 12 - "Wittle Mo decided to wake up from his wittle nap and actually play Survivor" - Amanda Lynn
https://survivorazores.tumblr.com/post/164117269383/announcement
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Eh I knew he had the idol and I was kinda positive he was gonna play it, I also knew he as gunning for Amanda G, I was nervous as soon as I heard Emily's name because that made me think that my name could of been brought up too.
I mentioned the possibility, or at least the hypothetical, of an idol being played around 3:00 to gal pals and there wasn't enough contingency planning I suppose I just.....yea
To fess up or to roll around in a lie, that is the question. Good news is that I'm hoping they think it was Bryce... I want to be in good with the girls but will is my number one ally and I want to stay loyal to him, he's the only person I feel I can fully trust.
I'm livid. I don't even care about the all female f6. Amanda G was supposed to go first out of the group anyway. But like. Ali lied to me. Granted, I haven't been completely honest the whole game, but I never had to "lie" bc my true intentions always got around to him anyway, but he straight up lied to me, and I'm making him feel bad about it. I'm trying to do damage control with Will by being honest with him (Kinda, I'm telling him Mo gave me his name instead of me saying his name), and he says he trusts me because I was honest. Ugh I'll make a better confessional later but I'm so angry right now.. I need time...
I recorded a video confessional earlier but I figured that that was super messy and I needed to type out my feelings. I'm so sad. I cried on the low key. I know I said in my video confessional that I didn't cry but I did. I love Amanda G and we were so close. She was the last person I wanted to see go. She was the person I always went to when I had game predicaments, she told me everything and I told her everything, she was the person I wanted to go to FTC with and now we can't do that iconic idoling-Amanda-Lynn-out-at-final-six move because Amanda G was voted out with her idol. And I mean, I would've gone home should she have played it, but I'm still really sad.
I think Mo was the one that voted me out. But I won't vote him yet. This is the first time he hasn't done what the majority told him to do :O what a great move for him! Not. I'm sad. Also, shitty move to whoever chose to vote out Amanda G over me? Who? Wanted to keep me in the game? Over Amanda G? I swear - these people don't think.The idol searching announcement just came out and I am AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just want to search for the idol without everyone knowing I'm scrambling! And I liked the puzzle method better. It was fun. I like solving things. But am I going idol hunting? Yes. No doubt about it - I need an idol. And now tomorrow we have A LIVE CHALLENGE and like I've been okay in comps recently but it's because I take my time and I think like I can't do speedy quick stuff I want to kermit!!!!!!!!!! Ugh this whole tribal has really crushed me. I truly thought we were fine. I was naive. I forgot that Will has done this before and that he's not stupid or a follower. He's smart. And I admire this move. I'm just sad about how it affected me and Amanda G. I need the immunity tomorrow. I really need it. And I really want Amanda G back because she's the person that makes calls entertaining for me. I'm just really sad. I'll be in a slump and a moody mood tonight but tomorrow I'm coming back S W A N G I N G!!! Better watch out hunties. But I also know that Amanda G would tell me to calm down and not let this vote fuck everything up for me. And so I'll be calm. I'll play nice. But my loyalties are nowhere. I'm going to avenge Amanda G's death but I'll do it on the low key.
That tribal council was epic everyone lied to me I knew for sure that they didn't wanna vote Bryce but why lie to me? I did nothing wrong to dis earn anyone's trust and I was so loyal to emily and after tribal council like I was to emily "why did you lie to me" she gave such a wierd reply "you were close to Michael and Gwen and you were playing a double agent" and I was like GURL PLEASE I was loyal spilled you so much tea about them I'm so like done with her I'm happy I listened to will I knew for sure they were all lying to me! I'm ready to win this game with people I can trust watch out baby :)
I can't believe the girls didn't believe Mo and I didn't even have to exactly lie about it they think I voted with them, I am such a bad girl, I feel bad for LYING but I'm glad Will was safe. I'm going to tell them if I find the idol just because I feel so guilty
Okay so my thoughts are a bit scattered at the moment and I'm trying to have a conversation at the same time so, lol here we go.
Basically after the tragic tribal last night, Will comes to the Sleeping Nerds and was basically like, "lol whats up, what happened, anyone wanna talk to me? I'm not mad I just wanna know what happened." So I throw the whole, "Mo said your name, then everyone said your name, so I went along with majority, blah blah." And he came to me privately and thanked me for being honest and he's fine he trusts me blah blah. Okay great.
Then Mo comes to me, and you can tell from the start he was trying to cover his tracks. Throwing out some convoluted story of how "Will and Ali voted Amanda G, and Ruthie must have thrown her vote to Emily because she doesn't know what's going on, blah blah." Yeah yeah okay. Ruthie is working with me. Ruthie, who everyone says has nobody in the game, actually has 4 of us and we are a
close group. This is a lie. And I know it. But Mo is so adamant that he didn't do it.
[8/12/2017 9:49:56 PM] Mo: do you still think its me
[8/12/2017 9:50:24 PM] Amanda Lynn: I guess not if you're showing me all this
[8/12/2017 9:50:31 PM] Mo: thank you
lol What? "Thank you?" Im yelling. If I didn't think this all was Mo's doing before, I do now.
So the Ali TAnveer comes to me, so apologetic that he lied to me, and let me tell you, I am MILKING that victim card. And he is taking everything I am giving him. Now listen. Do I feel bad about this manipulation? As a person, yes. I don't do this in my normal life. I dont like people who do this in normal life. But in the game? Yeah I'm gonna manipulate him! If it gets me further then yeah. I genuinely like Ali as a person, but I am wavering in my trust in him.
So he comes to me and Emily today in our old alliance chat trying to mend the fences he broken, and in doing so he tells us what I truly believe to be Everything. He tells us that Will told him to vote Amanda G and that Will told "Ruthie" vote Amanda G (this part I want to believe is a lie because I truly believe that Ruthie is with us girls), and that Will voted for Emily. So I was like, that's so interesting bc Mo has a different story, and I told him all about that and...
[4:47:08 PM] Ali TAnveer: Mo is a snake
REALLY hiufhjwdj Anyway, then Ali asks us point blank if there is an all girls alliance, and without hesitation I say, Not that I'm aware of. And he just believes it and tells me, "Okay well, jsyk, Mo formed an all guys alliance after tribal and he didnt even ask me and I dont trust Mo, blah blah blah." INTERESTING. Remember back on Espirito how Mo was literally an infant attached to my hip, asking all this game advice and for protection from Will after the Ricky vote and what he should say to people and when and where he should look for the idol? Remember that? Well I guess wittle Mo decided to wake up from his wittle nap and actually play Survivor. That's fine. I want players who are playing. But you should never turn on Amomda, and if you do, you best be sure you get me out before I find out what you did. Guess what, MoMo... I'm coming for you. I have my girls. I have my double agent Ali TAnveer. And you are outnumbered. Will can't protect you when he's at camp. And if you don't go this round, you will be going at some point. You are not winning this game, I can tell you that.
Also, just a disclaimer, I'm not a mean person. I am a very nice person. Ask my friends. But if you're gonna cross me in the game, you're showing me you can't be trusted within the game. And then you gotta go from the game. And hopefully I've prepared a little further than Mo has and can actually pull this off.
https://survivorazores.tumblr.com/post/164153871808/individual-immunity-3
Well... I know I'm going to lose because I don't think anyone will save me. I want to die a little. I just wanted another immunity. I'm going to talk to the Gal Pals about this comp and see if we can strategize beforehand.
Never mind... Can't strategize. I love flopping and not reading the entire post. I need to get into the habit of like READING THE WHOLE THING!!! *Flashbacks to Wichita, Kansas* *cries a little*
Okay so, this is an interesting challenge that we have to do. Chain Reaction. I'm just hoping that Abbey and Francie are here bc I havent seen them in a while. If we do this right, we can make sure one of us gets immunity. As long as one of the girls get it, I do not care what happens, I trust these girls.
https://survivorazores.tumblr.com/post/164155508758/individual-immunity-3-results
EXTRA DETAIL: This is the complete results
Ali T and Will kinda screwed us over, because it was obvious the all female alliance was going to try and make one of their own to be the one to win immunity. I feel mean saying "screwed us over" but I'm gonna be real, one of the boys is going home tomorrow most likely. I'm gonna do my best to prevent that.
I'M NUTTING I'M NUTTING I'M NUTTING!!!!!! I am so happy!!! I like this challenge it was very interesting. And I love how we took the boys out first!!! So iconic.
ALSO! Ali spilled some tea to Amanda Lynn and I earlier today. MO MADE AN ALL GUYS ALLIANCE???? NOT CUTE. ONLY CUTE WHEN THE GIRLS DO IT. I can't wait until we vote Mo out. I will make a longer video confessional tonight and explain how I'm feeling but just know I'm SO HAPPY to have a second individual immunity!!! This makes me so happy!!!
A super long one for you: http://youtu.be/wUvOZBSr3Oc
I'm trying my best to get the ideal top 5 which would be
1. Me 2. Bryce 3. Will 4. Francie 5. Ruthie
My fate right now currently rests in Ruthie's hands and I trust her to make the right decision
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tvLNIsNvXOk
lakshdjaakahksa I've already felt like I haven't been contributing enough in the plans amongst the alliances I'm in (I try I really do) and after being on the international flight while a bunch of shit happened apparently I just,,,feel even more out of the loop :////
Oh, girlie, it's so lit up in Azores!!! The night began with a F(male)5 call and we told Ruthie a plan about getting out Mo. She sent us some very odd, seemingly staged messages from Mo about voting out Abbey. Mo sent a very similar message to Ali, making me think that Mo sent this message to the people he can trust. Anyways, I told Amanda Lynn I did not entirely believe Ruthie's story and I told her that Ruthie's vague answers sounded as if she was being caught in a lie. Amanda Lynn suggested we call separately in the Gal Pals and discuss more.
In the Gal Pals call, we deduced that Ruthie was playing both sides. We initially wanted to continue to vote for Mo and have Ali throw his vote to Bryce or Will. We would see if Ruthie would vote. If the vote is 5-3-1, then Ruthie voted with us and we're fine. If the vote is 4-4-1, then we revote with Ali on our side, voting out Mo or whoever we decided to vote out. We discussed further how we would get Ali to throw his vote, then decided it wouldn't be smart to vote out Mo because we had already told Ruthie about Operation-Get-Out-Mo-1.0. We decided it would be better to not tell Ruthie about any more plans. I think she would report right back to Mo. But I don't mind if Mo thinks I'm gunning for him, ESPECIALLY if he has been idol searching. I really hope Mo finds an idol, play it, and then doesn't receive a single vote at this coming tribal... How iconic would it be?
Once we got off call with the Gal Pals, I updated Francie on all of the drama. But obviously I couldn't tell her EVERYTHING because there was a lot and I'm forgetful. Amanda Lynn then called her, Ali, and mine's group chat to discuss the vote. We established trust, told Ali he shouldn't use his Spyglass (This vote ESPECIALLY), and we decided to vote out Bryce. Ali sent us some receipts and one of them said BRYCE AND I HAVE AN IDEA! OHHHHHHHH SHIT GIRLIE!!!!!! WRONG WORDING HUNTY REALLY SHOULD NOT HAVE DRAGGED BRYCE INTO THIS - now he's going to go visit Ponderosa. And to think Bryce is plotting against me and Amanda Lynn? I'm proud of him but he is one exposed INFP! I should've figured he made more connections once the One World thing ended and we were separated. I was getting *~weird vibez~* from him anyway? And to think I missed him so much when Amanda G and I were on Salao away from him! But I never really realized that Bryce and Mo were a duo until very recently! And it would make complete sense as to why both Mo and Bryce voted for Will! And Ruthie, Ali, and Will voted for Amanda G and myself! This makes so much sense I'm having an internal party right now.
The plan is to have Amanda Lynn, Francie, Abbey, Ali, and I vote out Bryce, but tell everyone else that we're voting Mo. If this gets back to Mo, it's all the more chance of him using the idol he might have. I'm all for flushing idols hehe. I know that Mo's plan is to vote out Abbey. If he thinks he has all the votes he thinks he has, he'll have Bryce, Will, Ruthie, and himself. He thinks he'll have Ali, but he doesn't. The votes should fall 5-4. Or, if Ruthie votes Mo, the votes will be 5-3-1. Ruthie won't trust us too much, but it won't matter? Unless we still want to follow through with the F(emale)5. But, honestly, I think it's very unlikely that Ruthie is telling us the truth. I think she realizes that she's on the bottom of us, and feels that it's better to vote with someone she's closer with. I think Ruthie is the one that told Will the plan and that Bryce and Mo are honestly throwing her name out about this vote because she genuinely was the one that voted either Amanda G or myself out with Ali and Will. VERY inch resting indeed.
Also, something I noticed is that Will bought a necklace with a feather on the end at the auction, and nothing has been said about this item. It could have been nothing, but I don't believe it? I think he has a special power with that necklace. And I'm WORRIED about it. Also, I know that Amanda G walked out with her idol and her extra vote. What I'm thinking is I can use the merge idol clue parchment I bought at the auction and pretend it's an extra vote! I can use that as leverage and I can get numbers on my side to vote out a strong player - maybe even Amanda Lynn. Who knows? I'll see what I can do.
I think I covered all of my bases. A lot of shit happened tonight. I'm glad the hosts were there to witness some of the planning. Ahhhhh!!!! I'm hoping everything works out for tomorrow. Time to vote out Bryce and make his parchment. I'm sorry, Bryce, in advance. I love you. I wish the INFPs could've stayed together longer... We just really flopped. Hard.
the girls alliance went up in flames, well the big one did the little one is still going strong. The final four of me, amanda, francie and emily is still a possibility. I turned on will but he played his idol, mo wants me gone, ali is talking to em wierd and bryce is ??? idk him
there was little game talk in gal pals earlier but more when I was on the flight alsjdjalahsoa why. why is this travel so poorly timed
Okay so I've been a little busy but no excuse for slacking on confessionals!! Basically I am a little unsure about this vote. I have a thing with the boys but we need a girl flip over and target another girl for it to work. Mo wants to get Ruthie to vote Abbey since Emily showed she was willing to vote a girl last time. Emily and I seem to be distant without the other members of our alliance but it's mainly my fault because I feel like a lot of the bonding we did was over call and I hate just calling one person because I feel so uncomfortable and awkward trying to keep a conversation going. The results of the girls alliance basically confirmed to me that there is an all girls alliance but also that Will and Ali might be closer to it than I thought. I thought Ali had broken away from Emily because he didn't tell her about the Amanda G vote but maybe I was naive to think he'd be with me now. I felt terrible at having to cut Will and Ali in the immunity challenge and I feel like people are going to see me and Mo as super close but he was the only boy actually on call so I thought it would be rude to not save him, plus it's true that I am closest with him so ah wish I didn't show my cards. Anyway this vote is going to be so scary and can determine if the girls run everything for a few more votes so iconic!
I think the girls are voting Mo which is so sad and I know it's dumb to just not vote with them but I feel like that'd be too mean for me to do so I guess I'll just vote abbey and hope it works. I'll scream if there's a split vote and I'm voted out because of my own foolishness DSJKFSDJKF
Abbey might actually be going here but the people I am supposed to be voting with are v unresponsive so rip. Also I want to tell Emily but idk.
https://youtu.be/e51fHd2I5H0
FUCK I love Bryce and I don't want to vote him out I'm so sad I'm voting him out I feel so guilty!!!!!!! I don't want the two other INFPs (Rafael and Amanda G) to turn on me in jury because I think I most definitely have their votes!! But I hope they just recognize that Mo and Bryce had a plan to get out Abbey, then me, then Amanda Lynn. They made an all bigs alliance. This is what is better for my game! And I love Bryce and I have no ill feelings towards him. I feel bad. My INV king. :-( But this had to be done sometime. Ugh. This game makes me feel bad. I'm just going to go eat kettle corn, try to rick roll the tribe chat, and cry a little.
https://survivorazores.tumblr.com/post/164195864393/tribal-council-12
LAST WORDS: Welp I'm out! But this has been so much fun. Everyone was so nice I love it. I am so happy to be able to vote for someone at the end because everyone left is doing so well and would make for a great winner <3
Bryce becomes the fourth member of the jury and ninth placer of Survivor Athena: Azores
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