Dom poly marauders x sub reader who can’t take anything seriously and always jokes around (not being a brat, maybe, kind yes)

One of them is pounding into her and asks “Who’s pussy is this?” / “Who this pussy belongs to?” and reader replies with “It’s my pussy, but we can share.” / “It belongs to me but we can have shared custody if you want.”

And they can’t get mad at her with that because damn, she’s lying there, propped on her elbows and making them laugh while being irreplaceably sexy and pretty, suddenly they all slip from their serious role and have a sex with only dom/sub dynamic vibes

Ugh yes— plus I can see it as a constant teasing and so many punishments!!!!😵‍💫. Send me asks/thoughts/blurbs! Airport time!

18+, smut, poly!Marauders, Dom/sub relationships, mwah. Ofc not proofread.

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You moan around Remus' hard cock while you feel Sirius literally rearranging your guts from behind. They both groan in pleasure and mock you endlessly, calling you names, making fun of your blissed out state… anything to break you from that petty bratty attitude.

"What was that, whore?" Remus asks as he yanks your hair back, removing his cock from the back of your throat.

"We asked you a question" Sirius adds with a harsh slap on your thigh, making you yelp. "Who this fucking wet pussy belongs to?"

You smile, almost wickedly.

"It belongs to me, but I'm generous enough to share it with you, just don't ask for custody"

Remus rolls his eyes, huffing annoyed. He hates the passion you have to push their buttons. Sirius on the other hand, a big hothead, only takes your answer as an offense. His hand slaps your ass so hard, that the teasing grin on your face falls and your eyes water quickly.

"I swear you are gonna regret those words" He whispers, snapping his hips against you again, harsh, fast, over and over.

The door opens, and James walks in. He's holding his tie in one hand and looks tired, he hated to clean the trophies room. But the moment he sees you naked on Remus' bed, moaning against his thigh, drooling and getting your pussy completely ruined, he feels like a new man. He throws his tie to his bed and quickly starts to remove his clothes, smiling.

"What's the punishment today?" He asks.

"Bitch won't stop being a brat" Sirius groans, wrapping a hand around your neck.

"Is that true?" James tilts his head, taking a seat at the edge of the shaky bed and tracing one of his fingers on your back, fingertips sliding over the bite marks all over your skin.

"Not m–my fault Sirius is a pussy" You mutter, mischievously. "But I g—guess you are what you eat"

"So under that logic, you are a dick?" Remus laughs, anger already far behind. He yanks your hair and guides his cock to your mouth again.

You nod, sucking him dry. Your left hand sneaks under the covers to wrap itself around James' cock, already rock hard. He hisses in delight and lets his head back.

You take a moment to breathe, tears falling down your eyes. "I am a huge dick, so big even Sirius would be jealous of me"

James and Remus bark a laugh, almost coughing. Between moans and giggles, the air changes a bit. Sirius shakes his head and hold a laugh too. He can't believe you sometimes.

"Good fucking luck you are pretty as hell" Sirius says behind you, caressing your sides. "I should slap the shit of you for those words"

"You w–wont" You moan, challenging him. "Pussy"

"He won't but I will" Remus breaks in and squeezes your cheeks, making you raise your head a bit to look at him. The position is a bit uncomfortable and you can feel your neck sore at the effort. "You think you are so funny, maybe you are, maybe not. You should be grateful I even let you suck my dick"

You gasp, offended. "I am—"

"Shut up" He interrupts you. "I'll let this little bratty outbreak slide this time, this time only" He pats your cheek gently. "Now open up, gonna spit inside that filthy bratty mouth of yours"

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I know it sucks im a whore—

1974 Paris. Ecole des Beaux-Arts. Performance, the giant omelette with kerosene and eggs

COMEEEELLLL

From Star Wars: Bounty Hunters #027, “Havoc at the Accretion Disco, Part One”

Art by Paolo Villanelli and Arif Prianto

Written by Ethan Sacks

Im gonna make this but with us, ily bby

Akaniws wait thats so cute, DO YOU NEED FIT PICS AJDNSND

The way Top looks at Grey and Omel is so darling, I love them so much and poor Top is now being flirted with by a top fashion designer and he is a baby. Top is my baby. He is mine. I love him so much. And then watching them work out?

He's just so sweet and shy and nerdy and he is doing his absolute best in everything all the time. The darling mom friend.

Death. Death by adorable. And he's in pink with a gray pocket. Pink with a gray pocket. Destroyed utterly. Completely gone. What else is there for me but that? @respectthepetty The boy is in a pink shirt with a gray pocket next to his buddy is all black. Destruction complete.

omelents

Marvel Studios: Voices Rising - The Music Of Wakanda Forever [Series]

Episode #1: "Nigeria: Past is Present" [available on Disney +] [w/ time stamps to follow along]

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▻ "Soundtrack's like this just don't happen anymore, with the high percentage of the songs that are embedded in the movie, and to this level of cultural specificity." - Ryan Coogler [Director] [0:00]

▻ "Here you have a story that intertwines people [Wakandans & Talokanil] of beautiful, rich ethnicities. What do you do with that as a composer? You use it!” - Letitia Wright [Princess Shuri] [0:14]

▻ We learn that Ryan Coogler and Ludwig Göransson first started off as friends, meeting one another at a film school [USC]. They then hit it off from their joint love of Swedish music. "They make magic together, and they seem to just pick up where the other has left off. They just have this seamless way of getting in each other's heads and hearts, and it ends up creating such incredible music.” - Lupita Nyong'o [Nakia] [1:51]

▻ The first Black Panther soundtrack is heavily inspired by Chadwick Boseman's Black Panther and his overall character. After his passing, they had to go back to square one. "I couldn't really imagine what the movie [soundtrack] would feel or look like without Chadwick in it. So, I'm basically going into this experience starting from scratch." - Ludwig Göransson [Composer] [2:42]

▻ They [Ryan and Ludwig] chose to go to Nigeria, Lagos to recruit artists and composers, it being a major hotspot for music in the world currently. "What Lagos is to music right now is what London was to music in its heyday. What New York was to hip-hop in the 90's. I genuinely believe the most exciting music in the world is being made in Lagos." - Seni Saraki [Music Consultant] [3:16]

▻ "Ludwig came to Lagos, because he, as a creative, understands the need to feed off of the energy of a particular place." - Fireboy DML [Artist] [4:04]

▻ There were a huge mixture of both contemporary artists [ie. singers, rappers, etc] and traditional artists [ie. musicians, instrumentalists for the score such as, but not limited to: Jedalo Percussion Ensemble, Fusion Nigeria] coming together to create this soundtrack. Instruments such as, but not limited to, the: sato drum, sakara drum, iyaálù bata, omele bata, kakaki horn, ojà flute, goje were all used on the traditional side. "Everyday we had different sessions with musicians that would come from different tribes from the Igbo, from the Hausa, from Yoruba and they would have their own instruments and different types of set of drums." - Ludwig Göransson [Composer] [5:57] Ryan and Ludwig are seen workshopping ideas of scenes and where musical segments may exist in the movie during these musical sessions [7:28]

▻ "He [Ludwig] and Ryan had been talking about it for years. ‘Let's write songs just for this film.’ There's no licensed tracks." - Monica Sonand [Score Supervisor] [9:39]

▻ “The generation that I'm in right now is speaking Afrobeats. We are all doing our own things individually, but as a unit together, we are pushing the culture. This is Afrobeats. This is Niger. This is Lagos. We're taking that old culture with us to the world." - Fireboy DML [Artist] [10:48] His song “Coming back for you" was used towards the end of the movie in the scene where Shuri is shown planting the heart-shaped herb [12:15]

▻ Ryan and Ludwig wanted to have artists who sang in Xhosa [the language of the Wakandans] so they did their research and flew out artists from South Africa to Nigeria to meet with them. The music style “Amapiano” had the sound that they were looking for, which plays on most South African radio. "It's so unique and it comes out of the club scene there [South Africa] and it makes you want to dance. What I love about that music [Amapiano] is that it feels futuristic to me." - Ludwig Göransson [Composer] [15:05]

▻ Ryan, Ludwig and artist Bloody Civilian are shown brainstorming Bloody’s beats pack she made for them, discussing where her track may exist. She showed them her song “How to kill a man. “I was very nervous, but the environment felt safe and everyone's creativity was just going. It didn't really feel like work at some point." - Bloody Civilian [Artist + Producer] [23:04] Her final track in the movie “Wake up" ft Rema is about "pushing yourself regardless of the things that try to pull you back." - Bloody Civilian [Artist + Producer] [24:33]

▻ Some of the African producers involved were ecstatic to have representation of a variety of African artists and sounds on this Marvel movie and it’s soundtrack. "I think the album sounds like Wakanda!" - Osarumen Osamuyi [Music Producer] [25:28]

▻ "I've been able to travel here [Nigeria] with Ryan, one of my closest friends. Doing something like this together where we can share this experience has been such a blessing." - Ludwig Göransson [Composer] [25:52] "It was really important for us [Ludwig and him] to come to West Africa. Myself being African-American, a lot of my heritage is from here like most African-Americans. The biggest take away for me is the personal connection that I have myself. I'm constantly looking at people saying ‘that person looks like my cousin, that person looks like my friend, that person looks like my brother.' That experience is one that's very different from being a black man that was born and raised in a predominantly white country. Folks born on the continent often take for granted to just walk down the street and everybody looks like them. That wasn't my truth. That wasn’t my reality. It's a very strange experience to fly for thousands of miles and land somewhere you've never been, but it feels like home. There's a beauty to that, but also a sadness that comes with it.” - Ryan Coogler [Director] [26:06]

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Soundtrack: [tracks referenced in this episode]

ʀɪʜᴀɴɴᴀ: ʟɪғᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ / ʙᴜʀɴᴀ ʙᴏʏ: ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ / ғᴏᴜᴅᴇᴏ̨ᴜsʜ + ʟᴜᴅᴡɪɢ ɢᴏ̈ʀᴀɴssᴏɴ: ᴄᴏɴ ʟᴀ ʙʀɪsᴀ / ᴛᴇᴍs: ɴᴏ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ɴᴏ ᴄʀʏ / ᴀᴅɴ ᴍᴀʏᴀ ᴄᴏʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴏ + ᴘᴀᴛ ʙᴏʏ: ʟᴀᴀʏʟɪ’ ᴋᴜxᴀ’ᴀɴᴏ’ᴏɴᴇ / ғɪʀᴇʙᴏʏ ᴅᴍʟ: ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ / ʙʟᴜᴇ ʀᴏᴊᴏ: ɪɴғʀᴀᴍᴜɴᴅᴏ / ʀɪʜᴀɴɴᴀ: ʙᴏʀɴ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ / ᴛᴏʙᴇ ɴᴡɪɢᴡᴇ + ғᴀᴛ ɴᴡɪɢᴡᴇ: ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏ / ᴅʙɴ ɢᴏɢᴏ + sɪɴᴏ ᴍsᴏʟᴏ: ʟᴏᴠᴇ & ʟᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ [ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ] / sɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴛ + ᴇ-40: ʟᴀ ᴠɪᴅᴀ / ᴀᴍᴀᴀʀᴀᴇ: ᴀ ʙᴏᴅʏ, ᴀ ᴄᴏғғɪɴ / ᴠɪᴠɪʀ ᴏ̨ᴜɪɴᴛᴀɴᴀ: ᴀ́ʀʙᴏʟᴇs ʙᴀᴊᴏ ᴇʟ ᴍᴀʀ / sᴛᴏʀᴍᴢʏ: ɪɴᴛᴇʀʟᴜᴅᴇ / ᴏɢ ᴅᴀʏᴠ + ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ: ʟɪᴍᴏɴᴄᴇʟʟᴏ / ᴄᴋᴀʏ + ᴘɪɴᴋᴘᴀɴᴛʜᴇʀᴇss: ᴀɴʏᴀ ᴍᴍɪʀɪ / ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ᴄɪᴠɪʟɪᴀɴ + ʀᴇᴍᴀ: ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ / ᴀʟᴇᴍᴀ́ɴ + ʀᴇᴍᴀ: ᴘᴀɴᴛᴇʀᴀ / ᴅʙɴ ɢᴏɢᴏ + sɪɴᴏ ᴍsᴏʟᴏ: ᴊᴇʟᴇ / ᴄᴀʟʟᴇ x ᴠɪᴅᴀ + ғᴏᴜᴅᴇᴏ̨ᴜsʜ: ɴᴏ ᴅɪɢᴀs ᴍɪ ɴᴏᴍʙʀᴇ / ɢᴜᴀᴅᴀʟᴜᴘᴇ ᴅᴇ ᴊᴇsᴜ́s ᴄʜᴀɴ ᴘᴏᴏᴛ: ᴍɪ ᴘᴜᴇʙʟᴏ

Score: [tracks referenced in this episode]

ʟᴜᴅᴡɪɢ ɢᴏ̈ʀᴀɴssᴏɴ: ᴡᴀᴋᴀɴᴅᴀ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ / ʟᴜᴅᴡɪɢ ɢᴏ̈ʀᴀɴssᴏɴ: ᴛ’ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴀ / ʟᴜᴅᴡɪɢ ɢᴏ̈ʀᴀɴssᴏɴ: ʏɪʙᴀᴍʙᴇ! / ʟᴜᴅᴡɪɢ ɢᴏ̈ʀᴀɴssᴏɴ: ɴᴀᴍᴏʀ / ʟᴜᴅᴡɪɢ ɢᴏ̈ʀᴀɴssᴏɴ + ʙᴀᴀʙᴀ ᴍᴀᴀʟ: ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ / ʟᴜᴅᴡɪɢ ɢᴏ̈ʀᴀɴssᴏɴ + ʙᴜsɪsᴡᴀ: ᴡᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀ / ʟᴜᴅᴡɪɢ ɢᴏ̈ʀᴀɴssᴏɴ + ᴊᴏʀᴊᴀ sᴍɪᴛʜ: ʜᴇ ᴡᴀsɴ’ᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ / ʟᴜᴅᴡɪɢ ɢᴏ̈ʀᴀɴssᴏɴ + ᴠɪᴠɪʀ ᴏ̨ᴜɪɴᴛᴀɴᴀ: sɪʀᴇɴs / ʟᴜᴅᴡɪɢ ɢᴏ̈ʀᴀɴssᴏɴ: ɴᴀᴍᴏʀ’s ᴛʜʀᴏɴᴇ / ʟᴜᴅᴡɪɢ ɢᴏ̈ʀᴀɴssᴏɴ: ʏᴜᴄᴀᴛᴀ́ɴ / ᴠɪᴠɪʀ ᴏ̨ᴜɪɴᴛᴀɴᴀ: ᴀ́ʀʙᴏʟᴇs ʙᴀᴊᴏ ᴇʟ ᴍᴀʀ [ғɪʟᴍ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ] / ғᴏᴜᴅᴇᴏ̨ᴜsʜ + ʟᴜᴅᴡɪɢ ɢᴏ̈ʀᴀɴssᴏɴ: ᴄᴏɴ ʟᴀ ʙʀɪsᴀ [ғɪʟᴍ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ]

Episodes: 1 2 3

eddie munson loves when his girl rides his face i will stand by that forever!!!

HE ABSOLUTELY DOES, HE IS THE BEST PUSSY EATER AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE! It's canon I already sat on his face 🙄👍🏻.

18+ as usual! So minors stay away or ill bite your knees... This is longer than intended but… idgaf imma eat my crepes rn bye lol I'm a whore.

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This man was made to eat pussy, like it's that one secret talent everyone apparently has; cooking? Not his gig, writing? If designing campaigns counts sure, but probably it doesn't, fishing? He can't catch shit, dude… but professional pussy eating? That's right under his belt.

Had a rough day at work/school? Don't worry, just hop on and take a ride.

Feel stressed after a long week? Hold on, boyfriend Eddie it's on his way!

But, he will always prioritize your feelings before going straight to business. Eddie will hold your hand as he listens to you, he will nod every now and then to let you know you still have his complete attention, and even will rub your back soothingly if your ranting becomes too heated.

He will run a shower for you, wait for you patiently reading a comic or boiling some water for your tea, or coffee if that's what you prefer.

He will even dress you if you allow him. This man is on his entirety devoted to you.

Once he sees you are all relaxed, smiling and giggling, he will without any questions drag you to his room (or yours, or even his van, or an empty classroom, anywhere!), he will kiss you as if his life depends on it and shower you with affection.

Eddie's kisses are loving and passionate. Yes, he will kiss you with his soul every time but when he's a man with a mission (and that mission it's you using his face as a chair), he is a true gentleman. He kisses your lips, your nose, your cheeks, your neck, down to your shoulders as he undresses you.

He will settle between your legs, his thumbs tracing your thighs and pulling down your bottoms along with your underwear. Eddie kisses your neck and bites it softly, rubbing your clit in circles with his thumb and using his other hand to pinch your nipple lightly. He's been hard since he met you but this isn't about him at the moment, he wants to make you feel good.

"I know just the thing to cheer you up" He whispers against your neck, tracing his tongue over a purplish hickey.

"Yeah?" You ask breathlessly and his cock twitches at the sound of your sweet, worked up voice. He nods and slides a finger inside you, biting his lip to prevent a moan at the wonderful sensation of your pussy engulfing his digit.

"Sit on my face, gorgeous. Ride me" He practically begs, whiny and needy. His requests makes you moan and clench around him.

Eddie sometimes (always) thinks he definitely won the lottery with you.

"Let me treat you, my lady" He teases as you straddle his face, he squeezes your ass and basically roams anywhere his rough hands can reach.

"Shut up" You laugh and do your best to find a proper leverage.

"Make me" Eddie bites back, making you quirk an eyebrow at his challenge.

"Okay"

And with that, you lower under him, successfully shutting him up by rubbing your wet pussy against his face.

Eddie dives in, eating you like a starved bastard. He moans at the very first taste, holding on your thighs for dear life as he flicks your clit with his tongue. He will pant and whine when your hand comes down to yank and pull his curls, promptly riding his face.

His half-lidded, chocolates brown, pretty doe eyes will look you from underneath as if you were a goddess, and honestly? To him you are. And he is a blessed man for eating this heavenly pussy.

Eddie will fuck you with his tongue as his nose touches your clit. His eyes will roll to the back of his head every time you moan his name and ask him for more— To which, come on; Eddie is a pleaser, that boy is a real pussy pleaser. He will lap you and he will make the most obscene and sinful sounds when he eats you out. His favorite head? Sloppy, with long tongue slides and when his face ends up all drenched and slippery with your slick and his saliva.

So by the time you cum all over his face, he will be pussydrunk, he will be a whining mess, his pijama shorts have a wet stain and he is so hard it literally hurts.

He will nods eagerly when you cum, basically sobbing your name back as he presses you even closer to his face, because he will be damned if he misses a single drop of you.

Eddie could die between your thighs <3.

Kadang-kadang kangen, pengen masak di dapur sama ibu lagi meski judulnya aku hanya asisten. Pengen cerita-cerita random nggak penting lagi sama bapak ibu, kangen sejak pagi sampe malem ngurusin kucing di rumah, kangen ibu yg rusuh kalo sahur bangunnya telat dikit aja dan serumah kena omel, kangen bapak ibu yg kebanyakan share jarkom WA di grup keluarga. Ah, sendirian emang ga sehat buat pikiran :")

IMPORTANT AGERE POTENTIAL REALIZATION I MADE

So mind flayers speak almost exclusively via telepathy/psionics. It’s just easy and natural for them, and that probably means that beyond eating, their mouths don’t actually see much use. They have actual voices, but since most mind flayers according to the monster manual don’t actually speak common, so that means their actual voices probably aren’t used at all. Dare I say they don’t know how to use them, even?

So when Omel regresses, maybe he either temporarily forgets how to or has a self-imposed rule not to use telepathy and instead attempts actual speech…. which sounds adorably baby-like and he doesn’t even have to try. It might be a good time for Blurg to help teach him how to actually physically talk, too, since it doesn’t feel as demeaning being taught basic speech when he’s mentally just a baby. And even tiny, Omeluum probably likes learning a lot!

aaaAAAA!!!!!!

Oh my goodness ;o; yes!!!

He knows how words work, he's seen and watched other's mouths move as they form words. But, when he tries,, it comes out, not exactly as he wants it to be (words are a bit slurred, missing the beginning or ending of words, defiantly very differant compared how well spoke Ome is when he is speaking telepathy)

waaAAA Blurg helping his tiny Ome use his voice is SO cute ;o; He's holding up those little word cards that have drawings of animals on them to correspond to the letter (Like, C being for Cow, M or Mushroom, etc) ! Ome is a curious flayer, big or tiny so learning to talk is very intriguing for the lil guy 💕💕💕

"DO makan🍔"

Berawal dari beberapa orang yang perutnya mulai gelisah ketika jam dinding di ruang tunggu menunjukkan angka 10, terbentuklah sebuah grup di WhatsApp bernama "DO makan🍔". Alasannya apalagi kalau bukan untuk mempermudah, karena nggak mungkin juga ketika bertanya, "Gak enek sing pengen pesen Mbak Imas?" harus teriak-teriak atau lewat intercom (bisa-bisa kena omel pasien).

"Ayo DO Mbak Imas~"

"Tiara: pentol korea 1, es teh 1"

"Mbak sampean lagi ndek Semen kan? Titip pentol kemecer kalau ada"

"Siapa sing nitip batagor Plesungan?"

"Chickenmu sekarang wis iso DO ges"

*drg. Angel PKM sent a photo* (Foto brosur tempat njajan baru)

Kurang lebih demikian isi chat grup selama Senin-Sabtu dan mulai meredup di tahun 2023. Beberapa member (termasuk aku) sudah bukan lagi "warga sana". Grup pun sepi.

Dalam rangka mengingat momen mabar alias makan bareng, semenjak setahun yang lalu beberapa member berencana kumpul lagi tentunya dengan agenda utama adalah makan :). Setelah sekian ajakan, puluhan pertanyaan tentang waktu luang, dan beberapa kali wacana akhirnya terealisasi di tahun ini (terima kasih kepada pencetus budaya dan istilah bernama buber).

Sembari menunggu adzan Maghrib, kami isi dengan mengulang momen-momen lama, menanyakan beberapa hal seputar makanan seperti, "Eh Geprek Sai Plesungan wis tutup yo?" atau "Mas Jaka sik dodolan gak?", tentang progres kerjaan yang lebih baik di skip aja, rencana ke depan, ngegodain Aqilla sampai isin-isin, dsb.

Obrolan nggak berhenti selepas buka dan sholat, tapi kami lanjutkan dengan bahasan yang lebih dewasa (desain rumah, harga keramik yang ternyata mahal, momen persalinan, antara ASI atau sufor, angan-angan membuka cafe, dll). Obrolan itu tetap diselingi guyonan-guyonan garing bin receh. Diselingi tangisan Rendra yang makin malam makin ngantuk tentunya. Menemani Aqilla yang sibuk dengan proyeknya sebagai toddler. Dan ditemani rintik hujan di malam Minggu. Pertemuan malam itu bagiku cukup untuk modal bisa tidur nyenyak dan bermimpi indah.

Lemme be yr fish wife

those are some intense kisses bby but sure

Names generated from female French and male Italian forenames

Adriore Adèle Agalottino Aganne Agote Aimmony Aimone Aimoniore Aleopo Alino Alion Alizian Alodierto Amanne Amasoteo Ambannio Ambathetro Ambero Ambrino Amene Amildo Ampippe Améline Améliviero Anabasse Anadineve Anati Anatro Andrélène Angelizio Anlucrie Annelo Anninelero Annio Annique Antino Arcomé Arcopasire Ardietrine Ariche Ariste Arline Arlio Arnazio Artorradde Asque Auband Aubinicolo Aurice Aurie Axello...

Babioello Babresimo Babrie Balette Barmiro Belandre Belino Belle Bello Belverrine Berpasio Berrale Bertonne Bette Bettine Biante Blainique Blaino Blanienve Blaurio Blavicole Canbalizio Cangele Carco Carguigido Carjoletto Carlot Carnés Carolène Carse Cassaldo Catte Celle Celoremo Ceraline Cerichine Cette Channe Chante Chartine Chelmo Chlodienzo Chlomence Chricoste Chrie Chrine Ciano Cilio Ciralie Claine Claino Clane Clangenzio Clanne Clanute Clorgidine Cloémerolo Cléna Colane Colanne Coldo Colothée Colène Conarco Condine Cordino Cosimo Criampie Crène Céliacco Célène Dannio Denardine Dento Denzo Desto Dionsimond Doleinanne Domenzo Doraldo Dordilde Dorescolo Doria Dorique Doromo Dorrizio Doréanne Dorée Edette Elane Eleste Elino Eliovane Ellenzo Elyne Emainio Emmardo Emonato Eranette Eraphée Ermine Ernaëlle Ernaïs Ernino Ertomildo Euggele Evato Eziano Fabele Fabrie Fabrogio Faldetteo Faldo Federno Feriche Ferico Feriline Ferme Feroldomo Fienzo Fierise Fifio Fonne Fonnettele Franicesco Franto Frélix Fulvine Gathe Gelle Gente Genthele Geonsti Georlo Gerio Gernaïde Gervie Gettello Ghernano Ghilbervio Giamo Gianderio Gianne Giano Giante Giantine Gilcasquel Gilexano Gilleuro Gioccarele Giolomille Giorélieta Giostono Girine Girélaine Giteo Giuse Giustine Gualdette Gualtino Gueliano Gueloé Gugge Guigianta Gusette Heriandris Herie Hyaccasirc Hyaco Hélino Igide Igine Igirento Inéliane Iriamino Irèse Isarbetro Istine Istonne Ivine Jeanie Jeannio Jeano Jeantello Jeanto Jeaurino Josil Jossilvite Josvano Julia Julvio Kardomeno Laldo Lambette Laudino Laugliero Lauro Lette Lodio Lomarilino Lorentine Lorgio Lucacona Lucaren Lucidie Lucil Lucine Lucino Lucrène Ludie Ludino Lydino Léona Léonelique Léonique Léony Mabrie Madeophie Madine Madègero Maino Mange Mannarc Manne Mannio Manta Mantie Marce Marcele Marcio Mardaste Mardo Mareine Mareminne Mariane Mariette Marlandrie Marlo Marlomilix Marme Marmine Maropo Masquel Maure Maximo Maxino Maxisla Maxiste Michelyne Migna Mignario Migosuè Milvita Mimée Miralio Mirenzo Mirgabero Mirgiline Mirée Moniette Mélairc Méliero Méline Mélio Méliovano Mélizio Nadanbal Nadino Nanno Narescolo Naridonne Natte Naïsetro Nicorilio Ninie Niqueriste Noele Noello Océano Ombettazio Omele Omestale Orene Orenique Orélippe Osille Otharonny Otine Pacido Paoldo Paolette Paoline Paolène Pasine Paudinny Paule Paurie Pauro Pauronico Pause Phino Pieletro Piermarine Piero Piette Plaine Prisèle Qualdo Racco Racolinco Rapucio Reane Rellexano Rentie Renzo Riano Rincenne Rinne Roano Romentis Rondre Rontine Rosane Rosettine Rostaldo Rosto Roxandovie Roxanine Sabrie Sabro Sabroneve Sabruno Sacore Saldo Salexanine Salierie Salte Sance Sanlucine Sanne Sarcole Sarentino Sarto Sette Siglippo Simmo Simonie Sioele Solan Solielie Solodio Sopharcia Strie Suzabe Sérizio Taldo Talino Toforento Tomondrée Tonaro Torlot Ubatrobbe Umbenette Umbrianne Valfrigio Valio Valvio Vando Verfraldo Vidie Vidio Vielio Vierne Viertine Virgio Vitte Vivano Vivie Véricopato Yanine Yvonie Zabino Zaraffaude Égéliane Égélotte Égério Élino Émico Émilitange

Di jalan, kalau sudah mepet dari waktu pertemuan biasanya suka mikir. Aduh ini telat banget. Kalau tetiba jatoh atau ketabrak motor bisa alasan di WA biar ga dimarahin. Tapi buru-buru dihapus lintasan pikiran sesat ini.

Tapi tadi siang, setelah selesai memenuhi jadwal temu yang sukses terlambat 10 menit tapi alhamdulillah ditoleransi dengan ramah dan dalam perjalanan pulang yang tak dikejar waktu, malah BRAK! SREET!

Pertama kalinya ngalamin ketabrak motor, keseret motornya dan di hadapan moncong mobil besar. Reflek banting badan ke kiri, niat mau lepasin dari stang gas malah makin ketarik dan keseret di jalan. Auto lepas stang, terbantinglah motor kuning itu tanpa ampun.

Takut, sakit, malu, semua campur aduk. Omel-omel sedikit ke bapak yang nabrak, langsung gas lagi motornya sambil pelan pelan nahan sakit. Ditanya bapaknya, maaf ya Neng, gapapa kan neng? Auto ngegas, Ya sakitlah Pak!

Yang di pikiran adalah, aduh plis gamis kuning kesayangan jangan sampe robek. Aduh ini motor kenapa kenapa gak ya. Aduh ada laptop lagi di tas. Aduh mikir yang aneh-aneh si pas berangkat.

Sampai rumah, baru mulai cek kaki, dan jedeer melihat penampakannya bikin makin ngilu. Komentar kakak, setelah bersihin lukanya dan dibebat,

"Gimana ya yang luka-luka parah di Palestina. Begini aja udah teriak teriak heboh. Kayaknya lu kalo di Palestina udah ditinggalin sama dokternya. Baru pengen dipegang sedikit aja udah jejeritan. Mending urus pasien yang lain."

Sungguh pandai menghibur memang kakak satu ini 😭