Oh the dilemma of a niche fandom
GRRRRR I WANNA TALK TO MY FRIENDS AND GEEK OUT ABOUT MY SILLY GAY WIZARDS BUT ONE OF THEM IS A FUCKING
webcomic made in Italy about gays in wizard college
AND A FUCKING YA FANTASY NOVEL BY MY FAVORITE AUTHOR
that was published
LAST FUCKING MONTH.
I will write the fanfic myself, I shall craft WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS FUCK AI the fanart, the headcanons, the rarepairs,
I WILL SCULPT ENTIRE FANDOM FOR MYSELF WHERE I SHALL DECLARE MYSELF GOd
May my efforts become the foundation for a thriving fandom in coming years, seedlings of which a forest of worship be made.
Oh God, oh please. hear me.
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Incorrect quotes part 2
Desmond: You know those things will kill you, right?
Oliver, pouring another glass of whiskey: That鈥檚 the point.
Nathan, smoking a cigarette: We鈥檙e trying to speed up the process.
Wilhelm: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Wilhelm: Desmond, I'm sad.
Desmond: *Holds out arms for a hug* It鈥檚 going to be okay.
Nathan: Oliver, I'm sad.
Oliver, nodding: mood
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Oliver: Truth or dare?
Desmond: Dare
Oliver: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Desmond: Hey Wil
Wilhelm, blushing: Yeah?
Desmond: Could you move? I鈥檓 trying to get to Nathan
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Wilhelm: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Desmond: Is it me, Wilhelm?
Wilhelm: No, it鈥檚 not you.
Nathan: Is it me, Wilhelm?
Wilhelm: It鈥檚 not you either.
Oliver: Is it me, Wilhelm?
Wilhelm:
Wilhelm, mockingly: Is IT mE WilhElm?
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Nathan: Yo is Oliver sleeping or dead?
Desmond: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Wilhelm: Yeah, so did I.
Oliver: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Wilhelm: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Rudy: Not if they consent to it.
Oliver: Depends who you鈥檙e stabbing.
Desmond: YES?!?
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Wil, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Chris, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Nathan , pulling out a Pok茅mon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Desy, trembling: What are we playing
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Desy: Isn鈥檛 it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Wil: Plane tickets?
Nathan : Concert tickets?
Oliver : Prostitution?
Desmond, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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Wil: I think we're missing something.
Desy: Teamwork?
Nathan : Cohesion?
Oliver : A general sense of what we鈥檙e doing?
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Wilhelm : Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Desmond : Nope, absolutely not.
Nathan: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Oliver : I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Chris: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Rudolph : I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Rudolph : Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Desmond and Wilhelm's convo?
Nathan: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Oliver: I'm in the washing machine.
Chris: I'm in the closet.
Nathan: We accept you Chris. <3
Chris: No I'm literally in the closet.
Nathan: Love is love. <3
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