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spkyart · 8 months

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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Thank you all for voting in the poll to decide who was going to be the leader of the band! It turned out to be such a close race!

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #madam lan #A-qing #Band AU #(Reminder that Madam Lan's design inspiration goes to Qourmet!)#Madam Lan may have been the winner per vote count but there were so many strong advocates for A-Qing!#I played around with a few versions of what the 'poll winner' art was going to be and ultimately decided I wanted them both.#As any good theater love knows though - The battle for leadership was a ruse. They *all* get a chance to be featured.#Cooperation was the real end goal! However I do think these two have the best frontman energy of the group.#Or at least 'crowd favourite' energy. I also really loved hearing what people thought their vocal styles would be like!#This was probably one of my favourite polls to do and I love drawing these characters a lot B*)#I'd love to spend a bit more time in this AU so count on me bringing it back.#One thing I keep feeling like I need to redeem myself on is Madam Lan's Translucent skirt. I have *not* done the concept justice yet.#It is such a crack-platonic ship but I want to think Madam Lan and A-Qing would enjoy each other's company.#Possibly also with JYL as well. They can be like mutually beneficial therapy dogs to each other.#Madam Lan never got to see her kids grow up into teenagers after all. She only had sons. Never daughters.#Even if she saw her kids once a month we do know she treated them with so much love and kindness.#She would bite the shit out of YZY for yelling at JYL. What a sight to see. A-Qing would also start biting (for fun).

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callmegaith · 1 month

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David but he's going through it (being silly)

#rusty lake #david eilander #my wonderful son #isnt he so great?#YIPPIE #I love him sm #cube escape #sorry for double posting on main today #I didnt expect I'd draw more today #but I really need this #the sillies are my therapy

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ssaraexposs · 1 month

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And of course, Atsushi hallucinates about Akutagawa

#aku's always ready to trash talking him #of course atsushi's subconscious chose both the headmaster and akutagawa to emotionally destroy him #atsushi needs therapy #atsushi needs love #atsushi is my son #atsushi deserves the world #sskk #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd manga #bungo stray dogs manga #akutagawa ryuunosuke #shin soukoku

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padfoot-lupin77 · 4 months

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“Jason is boring” he was handed in to wolves at age 2 and then raised in a child army ever since, you wouldn’t be boring, you would be dead

#Jason Grace defender til the day I die #‘you asked me about trust. how much do you trust me #son of Jupiter’ *Drinks the poison without hesitation* THIS IS THE JASON YALL ARE HATING ON #visited by Apollo after his death in the end of Toa and was like ‘it’s ok buddy yeah I died so what’#my boy isn’t. boring he need THERAPY #jason grace #heroes of Olympus #trials of Apollo #lost hero

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uselessalexis165 · 1 year

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they all need therapy 🚦

#the entire trio and everyone else needs therapy #lmk spoilers #my text #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #mk #lmk mk #qi xiaotian #lady bone demon #lmk lady bone demon #mei #lmk mei #long xiaojiao #red son

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readerconfused · 1 month

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If i had a coin for every time i loved a character with questionable morality, a scar on his face, and who tried to kill a child more than once i would have two coins, which isn't much, but it's impressive that it happened more than once

I also hate their fathers

#* i don't know if Zuko has questionable morality because compared to his family he is very good #if they want they can be my sons love and therapy is all you need #percy jackon and the olympians #avatar the last airbender #luke castellan #zuko #percy jackson #pjo tv show #pjo

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itsalwaysforyou · 1 year

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i’ve been in absolute anguish over these seven seconds all day btw

#JAYYYYYYY YOUR CHARACTERISATION I LOVE YOU #the raised eyebrows. the smirk. the step towards harry. the snarl. the growl to his voice #oh THIS is mean awful bad news jay!!!!!!!! THIS is the dirty no good!!!!!!!!!#the boy who so ardently wants to protect his gang. who will do anything to keep the safe.#‘good.’ he WANTS harry to know he doesn’t trust him. jays already duelled him once and won #he’s not afraid of harry’s threats. hes GLAD hes aware of him #booboo needs to pay for my therapy actually #descendants #descendants 3 #jay son of jafar #harry hook #shining pearls

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annakacoyett · 7 months

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TL;DR: In which Rei has constant nightmares but always had someone to cuddle him to sleep. He realizes that he and Akai aren't on that level but he's the only one available and Rei doesn't want to have a panic attack til morning. So yeah.

Cuddle Bug AU:

- Rei always had someone to cuddle him to sleep after nightmares

- the first time was when he dreamt of being abandoned by his parents, then woke up crying in his bunk bed

- one of the older kids was awake, calmed him down and hugged him to sleep because she knew what it was like

- Rei stuck with her all the way until she got adpoted

- (later Rei ran into her again while in the Academy and they kept in touch since)

- this trend continues with various people he could depend on at the time: his caretaker, some of his foster guardians, sometimes Akemi and Elena when he was in their clinic, and obviously, the zero squad.

- most notably date and hiro because date's massive and gives good hugs and hiro is cuddle size and rei feels safe with them

- blah blah blah, cannon happens, blah blah blah

- hes destroyed everytime each and every one of them got killed, and eventually he would either curl up into a ball after a nightmare having a silent panic attack til morning, or just goes to the closest cuddle buddy he has

- which most of the time is hiro, because hes like the only guy closest to him that hasnt died yet

- on days where he couldnt reach hiro rei would just go to his first cuddle buddy in the middle of the night and she'd hug him to sleep that way

- (she never complains, she has a boyfriend who's in the military and knows what kind of nightmares it gives people)

- (they got engaged and her fiance found out about rei, and was extremely understanding and became another one of his cuddle buddies too)

- (rei feels guilty of course, since hes intruding on their home and personal space, but they honestly dont mind. fiance guy was an only child and never had a sibling, and obvs fiance girl saw him as a sibling.)

- this continues trend continues even in the BO, and surprisingly, Curacao and Kir got added to the cuddle buddy list

- (Vermouth is an honorary member, depending on her mood)

- but rei still sticks with hiro most of the time tho

- (btw he told his now-married cuddle buddies that hes going undercover and he wont be able to reach them for their safety)

- (their worried of course, but rei asked kazami to keep them in the loop and kazami was like, - 'my best boss/friend actually finding a healthy coping mech and has someone to depend on? fuck yeah ofc i would.')

- rye was confused as to why scotch would always worry over bourbon whenever he's away on a mission when bourbon is the guy youd never worry about

- but then rye stumbled upon bourbon hiding in a corner when scotch's not home, eyes wide, shaking and crying silently and it physically pains him to watch it

- so yeah rye is added to the cuddle buddy list but under the emergency only category that featured giant, bold, red letters with underline and italics

- which puts him under even Curacao, Vermouth and Kir but rei actually trusts them to some degree and hes confident he can outrun them for a while

- but rye? the guy that could put a bullet to your head from ten skyscapers away?

- yeah no thanks

- Rei's utterly crushed when hiro offed himself

- look hes smart, he knows that angle the bullet was in couldnt have hit hiro from where ryes standing, but he just lost his best friend and closest cuddle buddy and somebody just happened to be a convient scape goat

- Rei runs to couple cuddle buddies to cry after that, and the two of them plus their 5 year old twins cuddled with Rei in the family convo pit thats converted into a giant pillow fort

- timeskip to current timeline

- the detective boys are added to the cuddle buddy list, so is ai (she has Rei in her list too, cuz they both understood what it feels like (plus theyve made up a long time ago)), masumi and ran (kogoro didnt like it at first and outright kicked our poor boy out when ran hugged him, but got torn into a new one by ran, conan and our cuddle family. added to the list soon after when rei came to find ran but she was away and he couldnt watch this baby-faced kid having a panic attack because hey, dad senses.)

- time skip to a few months later

- rei and akai are basically very reluctant allies (on rei's side) and very much made up besties (on akai's)

- FBI and PSB issued stakeout

- surprise surprise nightmare strikes again

- so rei had no other option but to use akai because he isnt in the mood to have a panic attack til morning, nor could he afford to

- was gonna criticize akai for being a shit cuddler but unfortunately, our tall and thin as a stick boy here was actually on date's-level of comfortness

- so yeah, rei came by to him more often since he's just geographically closest to him, and he knows he cant always bother the mouris or agasa and ai during the night since the kids have school

- akai on the other hand doesnt go to school, even if okiya subaru was required too

- and rei basically moved in every night

- yeah they are practically dating by now

- i mean, rei taking over the cooking since he insisted on thanking akai and would not condem himself to eating okiya subaru's barely edible curry 24/7?

- akai buying extra pillows and blankets for rei since he knows our blondie still gets cold at night?

- rei making coffee for akai in the morning?

- akai dragging a dusty old futon from the kudou's back closet for rei to sleep in, plus washing and cleaning it during the day for him?

- rei having a bag of work clothes over at the kudou mansion since he lives there at night and needs to go to work in the morning?

- akai dognapping haro because he read that dogs get lonely at night if they dont have their owners nearby on reddit and because he knows that rei always worries about the white fluff ball even when he cant think straight?

- them both getting each gifts on holidays and their birthdays?

- eventually cuddling in front of the tv and watching a show or movie together while spooning with a bowl of popcorn in the middle of the night?

- cheek kisses? forehead kisses? hair ruffles? courtesy of akai?

- rei basically cleaning the house from head to toe one night because he deemed akai's sniper nest to be uninhabbitable?

- comfort foods for each other well stocked in the fridge? borrowing the others coats and jackets to sleep in when the other's not home?

- sorry guys youre basically married now.

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dyrewrites · 3 months

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"Nope, nope, you can't read this one. Go away."

"What, is it sex? Mom, I know what sex is."

"Well I'm happy for you, and that better be by proxy and not experience, but no that's not the only reason why."

"I've seen children spanking each other's asses, is it worse?"

"First, I am very sorry that you've seen that, it sounds awful. Second yes. Yes it is."

"How."

"Okay, you want an example? And be sure about it because this is ruining my whole point of keeping you away if I answer."

"Yes. Do it."

"Alright. So, there's a scene where the main character murders two people for the monster they're not sure is the love of their life, just murders them outright. Do you think they freak out after? Maybe feel remorse, cry? No. No they don't. They see how proud they've made their love and jump on them, smothering them in bloody kisses...and then more. Right there. Next to the dead bodies. That worse?"

He didn't even say it he just gave me this horrified face and nodded.

I maybe should have picked a less awful scene to share...

#rambles #if my son needs therapy later in life i know who's getting all the blame

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ex35life · 1 year

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Here’s the next installment in my series on DB characters. Goku and ChiChi!

I really do think these two understand each other. It never hurts to get a little help. They’ve been through quite a bit.

#dragon ball z #goku x chichi #dbz goku #son chichi #dragon ball #my art #goku #they all need therapy

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mrsfeiix · 8 months

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Tal’karir and Commander fox meeting for the first time

Tal’karir: wow it’s like looking in a mirror!

Fox: damn am I really that ugly?

Tal’karir: . . .*pulls out adoption forms* Hi yes can you sign here and here?

#star wars #the clone wars #felixoc #this clone is my son #commander fox #they both have the same color scheme #commander fox needs a hug #he’s so tired #Tal’karir likes to baby him #tal’karir adopts commander fox #self dehumanizing fox needs therapy #Tal’karir

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ohanthonytomallamadingdong · 9 months

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when u have a panik attacc about going to the hair stylist so u reread RedWhiteandRoyalBlue and rewatch YoungRoyals for the sevenhundredth time:

(eyeing the CaPri trilogy like- ur next)

#john mulaney in my head like #BOOM #orange juice #THATS LIFE #im allergic to orange juice #fun fact about me #no mom i don’t need more therapy I have The Royal Gays #put captive prince in here and i have the trifecta #in the name of the father the son and the holy Gay Crisis #hi im here for the conflicted blond second son princess who fall in love with curly-haired brunette foreigners and cause lasting scandal #young royals #red white and royal blue #captive prince #wilhelm x simon #henry x alex #damen x laurent #holla

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lobotomyladylives · 15 days

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people often assume when we all go out together that I'm my half brothers mom (I'm 20 years older than him) & that his parents are his grandparents & it's so funny bc I know it bothers them. old ass idiots

#my dad was 49 & his wife was 45 when they had him #the story behind his birth is actually extremely fucked up like everything else about their relationship #so my dad left her like a million times to try to go back to my mom (who kept telling him no unless he sorted out his issues) then he #would always run right back to her & she always took him back. anyways i guess he said smth along the lines of #''my wife (he was still married to my mom) will always be the love of my life bc shes the mother of my kids''#and...she went off bc & on fertility treatments without telling him. then shes pregnant & he is still saying he wants to come back to us #so she said he will never see their kid & her son from a previous marraige THREATENED MY DAD AT GUNPOINT #and said if you ever leave my mom again ill fucking kill yoi #so then the divorce was finalized & they got married & my half brother was born. rest is history #for the record i dont feel sorry for my dad at all it was his fault too. the fucking hypocrite was having sex before marriage #and he knew she was nuts & far too attached to her #what a fucking idiot. all he had to do was get on meds & in therapy & admit he was wrong & he could have stayed with us #but he needed constant validation & to be in charge of everything & thats what his new wife gives him. she converted to his cult & now they #raise my brother in it. and she just does whatever my dad wants & lets him treat her like shit. i would actually feel sorry for her if sh #if she werent such a fucking awful person. and she tries to be all nicey nice w/us despite being a literal homewrecker.#and doing things like telling my dad he cant spend more than 50 dollars per year on each of us #while having him buy her a third car & a 1500 dollar fur coat. lol #theyre so much better off financially than us that its unreal. my mom doesnt get a penny despite how much we are struggling #but if i want a relationship with my half brother i just have to pretend none of this is weird or wrong.#anyways i just hope he never finds out the circumstances of his birth bc god can you fucking imagine

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ssaraexposs · 1 month

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Atsushi went from believing he wasn't worthy of existing to actually wanting to protect other people.

JUST LET HIM DO WHAT HE NEEDS TO. HOW MUCH HE STILL HAS TO SUFFER?!!!! FUCK THE HEADMASTER OF THE ORPHANAGE

#who wants to pay him the therapy?#atsushi needs therapy #my poor baby did nothing wrong #just let him protect his people #fuck the headmaster #atsushi needs love #atsushi is my son #atsushi nakajima #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd atsushi #bsd s2

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cringelordofchaos · 5 months

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Emotion achieved: empathy (only for a fictional character though)

#djxmd #d.d.........#episode 87 jacksons diary.#the whole time i was feeling rly bad for exer bc exer said “i canngo to therapy. i love you” to his dad. but his dadz face looked soulles #and for some reasjn mt brain is making me think that means his dad DOESNT want exer to improve or thinks he doesnt deserve love ... WHICH IS #WRONG !! “i need to find a way to help both jackson and exer” - harry campell. direct quote #but still. it made me FEEL LIKE he hated his son for some reason (WHICH IS UNTRUE)#which made ke feel bad for exer? and i accidentally thought of me and my own parents. like “lmao what kf your mom doesnt think you deserve-#- love but js only pretending you do“. and i got really sad and i cried. idk why i dojt have mommy issues just #uhxkx. mannnnn.#i LOVE HARRY BTW !!! AND HIS FATHER-SON RELATIONSHIP W EXER #MY BRAIN JUST MAKES ME THINK IRRATIONAL THINGS SOMETIMES #jacksons diary #webtoon #exer campbell

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