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lorcandidlucienwill · 7 months

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“Her breasts are rather spectacular, aren’t they? Delicious as ripe apples.”

Feyre: Tamlin doesn't care about me! He just wants a trophy wife!!!! Rhysand actually cares about me!!! Meanwhile, Rhysand in front of another High Lord:

#i am disgusted #how tf do people like him #forget good person #he's not even a good love INTEREST #murder him #anti rhysand #anti feysand #pro tamlin #tamlin #anti acomaf

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alastair-1205 · 7 months

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OKOKOKOKOK BUT LISTEN LISTEN!!! THEY DID KAI SO WELL THIS SEASON! I HAVE HOPE THAT MAYBE- JUAT FUCKING MAYBE ASSHOLE JAY WILL RETURN!

#PLEASE NINJAGO I AM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND FUCKING KNEES #TAKE UWU JAY AND SHOOT HIM OUT BACK PLZ #MURDER HIM #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising #dragons rising spoilers

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souryogurt64 · 3 months

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lbr ashlee would have won the divorce if she remarried a piece of moldy cheese.

😭😭😭

#murder him

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gale-gentlepenguin · 2 years

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In the trailer

Kagami looks ready to murder Luka and That I find hilarious

Kagami is like

"The audacity of this bitch, breathing right now."

#ml spoilers #kagami tsurugi #kill him kagami #murder him #gloob spoilers

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rocktheholygrail · 1 month

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x13 || 3x04

#he literally had him at hello <3 #hannibal #hannibaledit #tvedit #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #will graham #hugh dancy #hannigram #jack crawford #laurence fishburne #horroredit #horror #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #murder husbands #hannibal gifs #hannibal 2x13 #hannibal 3x04

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months

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FNAF movie Mike catching strays out here,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #vanessa fnaf #vanessa afton #abby schmidt #fnaf #sister location #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #it’s funny knowing Michael would judge Mike seeing Vanessa did #bringing a kid to the murder pizzeria is a bad idea but give him a break #no way the Afton kids are preaching to Mike 💀#Michael and Vanessa are just on the same wavelength

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lenin-it-to-win-it · 2 years

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Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring... he’ll despise me...

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

#lord of the rings #lotr #samfro #something something frodo would never end up like gollum bc gollums whole thing was that he was completely isolated #and frodo is loved and cared for even at his worst #also it took gollum all of 3 seconds to go full murder mode and it took frodo like 17 years and also Physically Being Inside Mount Doom #before snapping #but anyway sam would stubbornly love and care for horrible wretched gollum!frodo and nothing will convince me otherwise #pats his lil bald head and wipes his mouth after he tears into raw wriggling flesh for supper #kisses his bony little murder-hands #gives him snuggleses

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noodles-and-tea · 2 months

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Back at it with my enchanted merthur shenanigans

#when Merlin goes to work #(I am undecided on what he does but I think he does have a job (probably a librarian I’d that’s not TOO cliche…))#he sets Arthur up with a bunch of history books and documentaries to try get him up to date (as much as he can)#and in the evenings they watch all Merlin’s favourite tv shows and movies #I can’t pick what kinds of movies Merlin and Arthur like #I get the feeling they both like pride and prejudice but I’m also biased #I think Arthur would like murder mysteries #ALSO If anyone’s got any fics where Merlin introduces Arthur to modern society please please PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME #my art #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur

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broh3m3 · 2 months

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We got a real jam going down

#floyd is contemplating murder jamil is rationalizing murder and ace is just hoping they didnt notice him mess up a play (they did)#twst #jamil viper #floyd leech #ace trappola #twst basketball club #twisted wonderland #brohemeart #if i refine this any more its between me and god

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lorcandidlucienwill · 4 months

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The Hammer, however, walked over to her. With a lover’s gentleness, he put a hand on the side of her neck. And then squeezed tight enough to bruise as he said against her mouth, “I’ll fuck that disrespect out of you, Lidia. Bloody cunt or not.”

MURDER HIM LIDIA PLEASE🔪

#pollux #murder pollux #murder him #lidia cervos #hofas #cc3

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willgrahamscock · 8 months

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When hannibal is burning his patient records it's not because he's protecting his patient's privacy its cause he treated his sessions as free time to write in his diary

dear diary, today will graham threatened my life... not even a guillotine could stop the head I am going to give him

#alex says things #they'd give him the death penalty for whats in his diary #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #murder husbands #hannigram

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suchawrathfullamb · 3 months

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we were so robbed of Hannibal's trial scenes because I just know with all my heart that they asked:

Mr. Graham, please, describe the nature of your relationship with Hannibal Lecter.

#hannibal burning him with his gaze #will just “nakama” lmao #no seriously tho #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter

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gojosbf · 4 months

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someone asked gege what is female gaze and as an answer he created geto suguru