#MA’AM? 👀💀
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me (a pale, sweaty, sad mess): I sound like death-
medical assistant: but you look so GOOD.
#MA’AM? 👀💀#the sheer amount of game this woman had#did not have flirting before 8am w/ bronchitis on my bingo card but here we are#i mentioned to her that i was out of some medical supplies at home#she left the room came back w/ a bunch from the supply closet & GAVE THEM TO ME#it’s because i’m wearing my gayest shirt today; i just know it#wlw#mor rambles
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HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.
episode three :: COPY CAT.
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔being messy won’t get anyone anywhere, especially not her.
fc – wonyoung jang (aged up to 28)
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕none, messy behaviour.
☆ IMESSAGE with ; BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
girlfriend kika: GUYS LMAOOOO
girlfriend kika: you won’t BELIVEEEEEE what i’m seeing on twitter
yukino: what’s going on
chal eclair: ^^
chili!: spill
girlfriend kika: kelly copied y/n’s ig caption for her post 💀
wifey lily: LMFAO I SAW THAT
babygirl alex: LMAOOOO ME TOO
y/n: sHE WHAT
princess george: OH YEAH TWITTER IS
DRAGGINGGGGGG HER RN 😭
my baby lando: oh nawwww 😭
PIERRE GASLYYYY: guys i CACKLED when kika
showed me the twit posts 🤣
chal eclair: BRUHHHH
y/n: this is so stupid oh my god
y/n: love the messiness though 😁
yukino: wait y/n why didn’t u block her
angel carmen: wait yeah why
y/n: i don’t care that much honestly
y/n: actually…
y/n: 👹👹👹👹👹
chili!: oh hell
my baby lando: cHAOS MOTHER, ARE WE
ENSUING CHAOS???
y/n: YES MY CHILD
y/n: why isn’t there a rubbing hands
together emoji
honey badger: real ^^
princess george: oh god don’t do something stupid
babygirl alex: i approve of this
babygirl alex: go ahead
y/n: i’m not gonna block her i wanna
see how far this can go
alabono: this actually doesn’t sound bad
wifey lily: u should do something VERY specific
y/n: i have an idea 😈
chili!: i hate when she uses this emoji
chal eclair: me too
alabono: me three
y/n: hey are you on board or not 🤨 ???
chili!: i mean obviously yes
chal eclair: duhhh
y/n: incredible.
y/n: wait alex i need you to take photos of me
wifey lily: wait you two are together????
girlfriend kika: TRAITORRSSSSSS
angel carmen: blocking u two fr fr
y/n
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y/n a mí me gusta cuando baja downtown 🍀
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username mothering.
username i’m but a spec on your shoes 🧎🏽♀️
username ate. devoured. broke the plate.
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lilymhe 😮💨😮💨😮💨
username ma’am 🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️
username new music when
→ username dawg relax she just came back
username thee prettiest girl, the only girl even.
landonorris mother fr
→ username lando gets it
→ username yes.
username watch out, someone has their eyes on you 👀
→ username CHILEEEE LMFAOO
kellypiquet added to their story!
☆ IMESSAGE with ; BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
chal eclair: BRO
chal eclair: she posted the song on her story 😟
y/n: BITCH 😭
y/n: IT HASNT EVEN BEEN LIKE 15 MINUTES
my baby lando: she’s is literally stalking you omg
babygirl alex: that’s actually fucking scary 😗
angel carmen: I KNOWWWW
chal eclair: so stalkercore 🥰🥰🥰
chili!: exactly 😍😍😍
alabono: dawg 💀
wifey lily: PLS
honey badger: she wants to be y/n so bad
y/n: UGH IM JUST SO ICONIC
princess george: girl…
babygirl alex: GEORGE 💀
princess george: i mean
princess george: SLAYYYYYY
my baby lando: could’ve sworn we had a no
bullying policy 😀
y/n: doesn’t apply to him
y/n: crumpets and tea bitch
y/n: cOME HERE
y/n: 🩴🩴🩴
princess george: LMFAO STOP
chili!: 😭😭😭😭😭
y/n added to their story!
#max verstappen x reader#carlos sainz x reader#charles leclerc x reader#lando norris x reader#lewis hamilton x reader#yuki tsunoda x reader#pierre gasly x reader#daniel ricciardo x reader#george russell x reader#f1 wags x reader#f1#f1 fanfiction#f1 smau#f1 x reader#f1 x y/n#f1 x you#smau
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Famous Baby (social media blurb)
@yourusername: The last two months 💛
[tagged: @Shawnmendes, @Justinbieber, @yourbff1, @yourbff2]
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Fan#1: the holy trinity 😇 (@yourusername, @yourbff1, @yourbff2)
-> bff1: more like the unholy trinity 😅🤭
->bff2: no fr if only you guys saw the gc 💀
->yourusername: jail immediately if it got out
Fan#2: pls I love how unserious they are
Fan#3: I would pay to see their gc
->Fan#4: literally same
Fan#5: excuse me ma’am are you and @justinbeiber making music together?!
->Fan#6: my dream collab
->Fan#7: (y/n) would be the one to get Justin to return to music
->Fan#8: Y’ALL she liked the original comment!!
->Fan#9: I can’t wait for this music to come out!
JustinBieber: My fav singing partner now and forever 🤍
->yourusername: I fangirl when I get to sing with you 🤍
->Fan#10: they are the definition of platonic soulmates
Fan#11: Okay miss girl I see you at the all stars weekend go ahead and get you a man 👀
->Fan#12: Maybe she already has one 👀
->Fan#13: yoo, don’t play with my emotions like that
->Fan#14: I could totally see Justin setting her up though #wingman
->Fan#15: I’m calling it rn, her and Matthews
->Fan#16: Idk who that even is, but if he can make our girl happy I’m down
->Fan#17: @AustonMatthews
->Fan#18: Thank you for the @ girl bc damn he is fine
-> Fan#19: Or her and @Williamnylander
->Fan#20: Literally either way’s a win 🤷♀️
Yourbff: my girl looking good always!
Fan#21: The fact that she went to the all star game for Justin and then sang with him for his first performance in a while, they are so wholesome
Shawnmendes: My favorite person to see in the audience
->Fan#22: I know y’all see this comment too 👀
->Fan#23: like can they pls get back together
->Fan#24: That would heal my 14 yr old heart
Fan#25: I was a team Shawn girl back when it was between him and Harry and I’m gonna be one now
Fan#26: Shawn and (y/n) holding hands was not on my 2024 bingo card
Fan#27: (y/n) is serving body!!!!!
Bff2: soooo…..same thing next weekend?
#famous reader#hockey#maple leafs#nhl#nhl blurb#toronto maple leafs#auston matthews#justin bieber#celebrity reader#celebrities#instagram#hockey imagine#hockey blurb#shawn mendes#social media#Toronto#nhl all star 2024#nhl all star weekend#nhl all star game
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I’d love to know your take on the perks of dating a chubby!reader. Seventeen or NCT, it’s upto you!
I mean as a chubby girl I make a great heater, pillow, stress ball, gym weight, and taste tester 👅
I’m sure not everyone has a smutty outcome but I’m sure a few of the boys would love death by bosom. Jeonghans always cold and I’m pretty sure I could give jungwoo the softest squishiest cuddle he’s ever had haha
Nct 127 perks of dating a chubby! S/o
Taeil
Tits and tummy
He’s alllllll about the tits and tummy
Idgaf what anybody else says😭😭
Goes feral when you walk round the hose without a bra.
His hands always find a way to creep up under your shirt and play with your nipple
As for your tummy…
His personal pillow
Although if he were to choose between the two
It’s your tits😌
Doesn’t mean he shuns the tummy though
9 times outta 10 he gives you hickeys all over your tummy
Makes you wear crop tops every time he does it too.
“You’re so soft and comfortable”
Taeyong
Choke him with your thighs🧍🏿♀️
Loses it when you wear shorts
He gets to see your thighs double in size when you sit 😭
I’m sorry but he groans out loud at that some times😭😭
Pinches them when he thinks you’re being a tease
As we all know taeyong is a man (SHALALA)
As a result
In his eyes
Death by pussy is the best way to go
In other words…
SIT ON HIS FUCKING FACE!
He sucks the life outta you
Past
Present
And
Future
Also likes how rough and calloused his hands look next to your soft and plush thighs
Oooooo
He would loose it if you wore short tennis skirt but lemme stop😭😭✋🏿
Johnny
Okay okay hear me out
This is very specific
Yk when thick girlies wear body con dresses and they sit down
And you can see their tummy rolls?
Yup
That’s his calling
Your fucking tummy rolls AND your back rolls
I’ve said this before but when Mr.Suh is fucking you from the back
there are certain things that just make him want to fuck a baby into you😭
Another one of those being your back rolls
HE MAKES YOU ARCH MORE SO THAT THEY BECOME MORE PRONOUNCED 😭😭
I said what I said
And don’t let him catch sight of those stretch marks either 👀
Also we know this man has a size kink so if you just happen to be short and chubby….good luck with that😭😭
Yuta
Ma’am 😭
Chileeeeee
Yk exactly what this man will do to you😭
Anyways even though I believe Yuta would love EVERYTHING
I think is absolute favourite would be
Your love handles.
Why?
Not only because you skin is soft and supple there
But also because
When he’s fucking you and you’re trying to run away or escape
He knows that Holding on to your love handles tightly will keep you right here he needs you
Also likes how your tummy jiggles when the orgasm is too much😩
Doyoung
Unlike the previous ones his isn’t as horny💀
Baby like your cheeks
He just loves how plum they are🥹
He loves how he can squish them and how they puff up when you’re angry😭😭
So cute🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿😭
Also Loves your chubby hands
Loves how they can barely wrap around his hard dick
Loves how you have to use both hands to pump him
And also loves how your cheeks puff up when your trying to swallow all his cum🧍🏿♀️
Ik I said his wasn’t gonna be horny but I lied😂
Jaehyun
Okay
Lemme see if I can explain this well
lie down on your back
lift both your legs up
don't spread them just lift them up and pull them to your chest
THAT!
THAT IS WHAT HE LOVES
more specifically
he loves the way your pussy is being squeezed between your thighs
he would call it a sweet treat
because this man eats pussy like he's been starved.
Jungwoo
Anon you couldn't have been more on point.
Although I believe Jungwoo is horny 24/7 lmaooooo
His favorite thing about you would be the cuddles.
Especially when he's sad or tired he just likes to be spooned
imagine this big baby curling up next to you
OMG
OMG
He would definitely leave light kisses on your tummy
AJFJHWEIKJDSBVINJEKLHDGVESK,S;DFJP
I'm devastated
Mark
STRETCH MARKS
And if you think I'm wrong
argue with yo mama, not me.
Don't get me wrong Johnny would break your back in if he saw your stretch marks
But mark?
Mark?
Mark is gonna have you trying to push him off you.
Like you are literally going to try and run tf awayyyyyyy
Stretch marks are necessary for his survival.
Can and will fuck you just because you showed him how some of your stretch marks are darker than others
OML this is so dirty and specific but hear me out
He uses his cum to trace some of your stretch marks😭😭😭
Haechan
Loves how you look in his clothes
Especially his basketball shorts
One time he spilled something on your bottoms and he offered you his basketball shorts to change into
It's loose on him but when you put it on it looked skin tight
THE MAN WENT FERAL
because why is your ass so pronounced in a pair of basketball shorts???
long story short that pair of shorts now has a hole in the crotch
don't ask why
yk exactly why
HE FUCKED YOU
#nct scenarios#nct smut#nct 127#nct dream#nct fanfic#nct imagines#nct yuta#nct taeyong#nct fluff#nct doyoung#nct donghyuck#nct jaehyun#nct haechan#nct johnny#nct mark#nct kpop#nct taeil#nct x reader#nct icons#nct imagine#nct#nctzen
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Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU
Read this first ❤️
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yourusername Let’s go for a ride❤️ enjoying London. Happy New Year 🎆🎊
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yourbestiename I’ll take you anywhere.
jackharlow What are you doing getting in strangers motorcycles???
yourusername Having fun 🤩
claybornharlow 🏷️ credits to me
jackharlow I’m sorry what?? Why’d you let her do this?
claybornharlow Let her? You know damn well our sister does as she wants.
yourusername See he gets it 🤝🏻
jackharlow Oh I see, the favoritism is showing.
yourusername 😭😭😭 So dramatic for what?
urbanwyatt Omw to buy a motorcycle
yourusername 😩😩😩 lmaoooo
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urbanwyatt NYE type of shit
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user ohh love this pink on you 🤤
user What else is pink?
urbanwyatt Ask my girl 🤪
yourusername That’s for me to know 😜😙 but I’ll give you a hint, it’s big.
jackharlow I hate you right now 🙄 y/n can you stop?
yourusername NO
claybornharlow You’re annoying as it is, I don’t need to be seeing you being nasty with Urb 🤦🏼♂️
urbanwyatt 😬
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yourusername No pen or paper, but I still draw attention 🤪😈
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yourbestiename Yes ma’am 🤤
neelamthadhani My girl 🥵🤞🏼
user Idk if I want to squeeze them or motorboat them.
urbanwyatt You ain’t doing shit to them.
user them girls are sitting nicely 🤤
yourusername I’ll send over my doctors info 🤪
princejdc 🥵 🥵 🥵
user why didn’t you or clay attend Jacks NYE party?
yourusername He didn’t invite me…..
jackharlow Not this again…..
claybornharlow 😭😭😭
yourusername But am I lying???
jackharlow It wasn’t even like that and your annoying ass knows this.
yourusername I don’t even care, seems like it was boring anyway 💅🏼
urbanwyatt 💀
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urbanwyatt My muse 🤪
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yourusername 😘
neelamthadhani Baddie 🔥 🔥
mamamaggie Urban, I love these pictures of my baby. She looks so good 🔥 🔥
yourusername Ilyy mama 🫶🏻 always hyping me up.
cozane 🫣 Respectfully
selenosunni 👀
urbanwyatt Can I help you losers????
yourusername Baby, be nice to our friends 🤪
druski2funnny Can she be my muse too?
yourusername 😱
druski2funnny Come on mama
jackharlow YOOO MAN WTF???? CHILL
user LMAO how does Jack and Clay live their lives when Y/N gets hit on left and right
claybornharlow 🙄 It’s annoying because she eggs in on the flirting & she knows we don’t like that.
jackharlow She be playing too much
yourusername I only play with ONE man and that’s MY MAN 🤪🤪🤪
jackharlow Here she goes
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yourusername Appreciation post for these annoying asses, my big brothers. Ily both and thank you for always having my back. Jackman- thanks for always pushing me to be better and follow my dreams, even when you’re being a pain about my dating life. Clayborn- Thank you for always rushing to me whenever I need you, even if it’s at 2am and thank you for being my one call whenever I need bail money.
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claybornharlow You weren’t supposed to put in the last part 😭😭😭😭
yourusername Sorry 🙈
jackharlow Bail money? Excuse me what? I need to put a tracker on your ass, what do you do when I’m not around?
yourusername 🤫 🤫
mamamaggie Child of mine, if you think I don’t know what you get into then I don’t know what to tell you.
yourusername Of course I know, you be knowing everything.
user HOW AM I BARELY FINDING OUT YOU’RE RELATED??????
yourusername 💀💀💀💀
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yourusername Spend the day house hunting, then rode him like a rodeo, and I put his ass to sleep 🤪🤪🤪
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mamamaggie Y/N M/N HARLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
jackharlow Get her now!!!!!!
claybornharlow 🙄🫣
yourusername Sorry 😬
yourbestiename Bitch lmaooo 😭😭😭😭
cozane Wildin
druski2funnny Ok I see why Jack be texting me saying y’all are annoying. Stop with the nastiness, keep that shit at home.
urbanwyatt Why do you think we’re house hunting? I need that with me day in and out.!
jackharlow I miss when you two used to hate each other
claybornharlow But did they really hate each other or was it all a front??? Because they kept their relationship private for a year and we barely found out too 🤔
jackharlow You make valid points….. interesting.
selenosunni Wait so when Y/N slashed his tires, was it because she hated him or she was jealous ???
urbanwyatt 🤷🏼♂️
yourusername We’ll never tell!!!!!
mamamaggie I know 😊 let’s just say, I’m happy that they’re both happy and in love.
jackharlow Mom you can’t say that, he’ll never leave her now.
yourusername 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
user Now have babies
yourusername WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!!
urbanwyatt Next in line, after we buy our house.
yourusername You are out of your damn mind babe.
claybornharlow NO
jackharlow TOO SOON 🙄
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my thoughts on TMAGP ep 4 (with spoilers!!):
• “magnus protocol” mentioned, roll credits
• starkwall??? spooky government????
• omg augustus 👀
• “firstly, they don’t have names. stop trying to give them names” it’s giving names have power from percy jackson. very intriguing
• the music teacher being named BARDwell was a fun detail
• “as if he were listening to some faraway music” the slaughter?????
• “a symphony of mania” is the most slaughter description tbh, i love this
• “…and i found myself disclosing, with a candor i did not intend, the unvarnished truth of not only the night just past, but my life up until that moment” was VERY eye-avatar coded. really curious about who this merchant guy was
• this may be a reach but the “set of gambler’s dice” the stranger had in his sack reminded me of TMA 029: Cheating Death… just a tiny connection?
• i’m obsessed w the instrument exacting its toll… as a flute/piccolo player i’m trying to figure out how that would work (or just wind instruments in general)
• the eyes 💀 did NOT like that
• big fan of grifter’s bone (orchestral version). probably one of my favorite episodes so far
• brutal pipe murder pt. 2???? lena ma’am what was that
• anyway big fan!! spooky music episode go brrrrr
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࿔*:･ﾟCo-Stars | H.S
↝ pairing: Actress!reader x Harry Styles
↝ faceclaim: Daisy Edgar Jones
↝ summary: You and Harry are co-stars—that’s it.
↝ warnings: spelling errors? Some mistakes, cursing.
↝ a/n: There’s a high chance that this will be a series made up of social media aus, blurbs, etc :) probably a little boring since it’s the first post but you guys can decide, my asks are always open if you want more of this :)
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enews Tastes like strawberries🍓! Harry Styles and Y/n L/n were spotted sharing a smooch on the set of “Sunshine” in London. Link in bio for a sneak peak of their new film together✨
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harryfan1 how do you manifest being Y/n???
harryfan2 she’s so lucky ugh😩😩
ynfan1 I too would be gripping onto Y/n like that if I were in her presence
critic1 How do you have a talented actress like Y/n work on the same film as a wannabe actor like Harry???
harryfan3 if he was a “wannabe” actor, he wouldn’t have been in a Christopher Nolan movie🙄
ynfan2 don’t know who I wanna be, Y/n or Harry 😭😭
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harryflorals HARRY ON THE SET OF SUNSHINE TODAY
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harryfan4 HE’S SO??????😭😭😭
harrysgrapejuice THE PANTS THE HAIR AHHHHHHHHHHH
harryfan5 IM SCREAMING AT WORK
harryfan6 I WASNT EXPECTING THIS TODAY LORD HAVE MERCY
harryfan7 bless whoever did his hair today😮💨
harryfan8 on my knees rn🧎♀️🧎♀️
harrysh0use what a colorful pretty boy🥺
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ynscamera Iubi on set today!💕
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ynfan3 someone tell her to stop running, she’s clumsy😭
ynfan4 tag yourself, I’m the bag of crisps
ynfan5 Genuinely excited about the movie, but I have no clue what it’s about💀
ynscamera Everyone’s very hush hush about it, I’ve literally tried figuring out the plot through the clothes but I’m still confused🙃
harryfan9 what does iubi mean?
ynscamera it means sweetheart, baby, or darling in Romanian:) Sebastian Stan gave her the nickname after they worked on Fresh together!
harryfan9 @ynscamera oh, that’s actually so cute🥺
ynfan6 They’ve been filming for like months I need the trailer😩😩
ynfan7 her side profile is just perfect I’m jealous
ynfan8 The fact that Harry gets to work and talk with her everyday
ynfan9 I wanna be Harry Styles
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harryflorals HARRY AND Y/N BEING COMFY ON SET
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ynfan10 a couple of babies❤️
harryfan10 cuties literal cuties
ynscamera I wanna know what they talk about
harryfan11 I bet they talk about their favorite types of wine😌
ynfan11 @ynscamera do you think she’s shown him pictures of her dog yet??
ynscamera @/harryfan11 I’d be surprised if she hasn’t done it yet
ynfan12 I CANT WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE AHHHHHH
harryfan12 Can she pls release pictures from set, I know she has them on her camera👀
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ynscamera Y/n and Harry out for dinner in London!! 🍽 #sunshine
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harryflorals LOOK AT MY FAVES
harryflorals I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
harryfan11 I TOLD YALL THEY DRINK WINE TOGETHER😤😤😤
ynfan13 I know we said we weren’t gonna ship them—but guys😩😩
ynfan14 PLEASE TELL ME YOU SAW THEM TAKING PICTURES OUTSIDE?????
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harryflorals HARRY AND Y/N TAKING PICTURES AFTER DINNER
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ynfan15 YOUR HONOR I LOVE THEM
ynscamera not them being in a silly goofy mood together😩
ynscamera @/yourinstagram miss ma’am I can’t be shipping you with another white male PLEASE
harryfan13 UM HELLO?? FLORENCE PUGH LIKED THE POST
harryfan14 HIS HAND ON HER BACK SO SHE DOESNT FALL BYEEE😩😩
harryfan15 sleeping on the highway tonight🤪
ynfan16 I love how the major Harry and y/n fan accounts are just merging and becoming one
ynfan17 FLORENCE LIKED
harryfan16 FLORENCE FREAKING LIKED
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ilovemitchrowland Guys I saw them with my own eyeballs
harryfan17 YOURE SO LUCKY
harryfan18 I’m so jealous😭
ilovemitchrowland they were literally so adorable, you can hear the two of them laughing from across the street🥺
ynfan18 hear me out maybe it’s not a bad idea to ship them👀
harryfan19 God, I’ve seen what you do for others—
ilovemitchrowland and Harry’s so sweet, Y/n was practically jogging to catch up with him so he slowed down so they can walk together🥲
ynfan19 bless them🥺🥺🥺
harryfan20 I’m crying that’s so fucking sweet
ynfan20 I forgot how tall Harry is and seeing him next to Y/n’s short ass reminded me of how much he resembles the height of a bloody tree
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Steph, I fucking thought you’d deleted your blog with that profile pic 💀
Don’t ever go that to me again or else 🔪
👀 we shitpost here, ma’am 😂 i’m sorry for the scare!
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Demon. Lloyd. Hansen. *gulps* tell me more
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Delulu whore here 🌸
I was thinking that we’ll start light on this one <3 and I also think there was an episode on black mirror like that?
WELL One of your biggest dreams was to start your own big family. However, you and your partner Have difficulties in your relationship, because you struggle with getting pregnant. You would give EVERYTHING to have a baby. You have heard from an friend, that there is a guy who is familiar with (Imagine Mr Freezy, he looks creepy yk?) black magic and has already helped many other. At first you find the idea absurd, but you can't get the idea out of your head. After sleeping about it for a few days, you decided to try it out. You go there and he explains to you, that you conclude a contract with the DEVIL and he wants your soul in return. After he has your consent he starts his ritual and shit. When you went home, you immediately geht goosebumps but you don’t worry about it and go to sleep.
You start having nightmares where a dark figure (demon Lloyd) follows you. You don’t know what it is or who it is. You just know his voice. After a while, you get sex dreams 💀 and you can see the shapes body but not his face. YOU KNOW IT FELT GOOD BECAUSE YOU WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING WITH BRUISES 😃.
You start having pregnancy symptoms etc and when you take a test, it’s positive !!
Lloyd finished his duty but he doesn’t want to let you because he fell in love with you 🥴
Blah blah blah etc.
At the end you kill your partner and make more demon babies with Lloyd <3
Miss ma’am 👀
But like imagine you doing this while your husband is on a business trip. So when you wake up, not only are there bruises/burns, and odd scratching, but you feel a tenderness deep in your core where he ruined you for other men.
You know it’s not a miracle when your test is positive, and you loathe laying down with your husband. Your body is literally craving the demons again. Every time your husband enters into you, bile runs up throat, and you envision that shadowed figure. But your husband doesn’t hit the right spots. He isn’t using your body like the demon. He just isn’t him.
Lloyd.
Your baby daddy.
Your demon.
Your.
Everything.
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wdym secret dating part in poison👀?? i don’t think any of us are prepared ma’am please have mercy 🙏🏼
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it's gonna be so good but unfortunately just as angsty i'm definitely not gonna give you guys any peace until the last three chapters 💀💀💀💀
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Guh! Ma’am!!! Not you once again snatching my edges with these story posts. I just got my hair to behave and do what I need 🤣🤣🤣🤣 do I need to send somebody because Homewrecka Karen is messing wit my beloved, Jerri???? 💀💀💀 I know I stay offering sim hit jobs or whatever but it’s only because I’m invested—- also Kenji getting on my nerves again. He reminds me of Juan. 👀
The Homewrecka and the Backbreaka.... its a whole team out here trynna RUIN LIVES KEKE!! Keep them hit job sims on standby because you never know when we might need em.
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What’re you drinking tonight, ma’am? Anything good? 👀
i started off with pink whitney and sprite (you were right, it’s SO GOOD!) and then i switched to a cocktail made with coconut rum, peach schnapps, blue curacao, sweet and sour mix, and lemonade 🥳 i lost count of my drinks after my 4th cocktail 💀
i had to cut myself off after i started getting nauseous 🥲 but i’m starting back up again now
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here goes my hateful review for the 1st chapter of It Ends With Us
You may be asking yourself why did I wrote that in a big cutesy pink font. The answer is: I have no idea. But anyways-
This whole thing starts with “I was thinking of suicide.” Understandable. But for a 23yo woman named Lily Blossom Bloom? Ma’am- this girl literally thinks about the whole process of suicide (like falling off of a building, if the person regrets it a few meters before death etc. etc.)
Then it continues with the style of writing I was using when I was 9 (I’m sorry if I’m just talking shit about this, but DON’T GET ME WRONG, IT’S REALLY LIKE THAT) and LBB is complaining about her roommate who loves to hear herself sing. Nothing special.
To this part I could totally stand this book. UNTIL this creepy doctor guy named Ryle Kincaid walks in. He just… waltzes in and randomly starts abusing an innocent chair, like dude wtf- I see red flag anger issues, girl you better run.
But no. Our Lily just stares and Ryle doesn’t even notice. So she starts describing the material of that chair which I can’t translate to english and can’t even pronounce right.
The guy smokes. He pulls out a joint and smokes. Okay. Lily thinks he’s so friCKIN MYSTERIOUS (🥵🥵🥵) and a maSCULINE VERSION OF MONA LISA (😳🥵😰)
Anyway
He notices her and immediately starts acting manipulative and obsessive like our dear and beloved Dean Forester, who irritates me so much I’d like to abuse an innocent chair myself
Lily thinks that Ryle is cute. I won’t deny. He looks cute.
BUT LET’S SKIP TO THE GOOD PART
They start talking, he asks her about her secrets and experiences and life in general which is kinda sorta creepy, but WAIT
He says that he wants to fuck her, I- and she says she’s not really into one night stands, so he starts kissing her on the neck and her collarbone and boobs (which she says it’s okay) BUT GIRL, HE TAKES A PHOTO
HE TAKES A PHOTO
And she acts pretty passive about it, like she doesn’t mind and that bothers me tbh. Like if a guy took a photo of me in a ✨spicy way✨ without my consent, then dude, if I ever see you on the street, you’re done, DONE
And then he leaves and that’s the end of the chapter.
The characters are pretty shallow in my opinion, because they seriously look like they were written by a 13yo girl on wattpad in a story about mafia fuckboy and a mary sue bby girl, who just wants to get laid
I also hate the way Lily’s passive and not very strong like she says. Her character has SO MUCH potential and I can see crystal clear where CoHo was going with her, but just didn’t handle it very well
And that’s just very dissapointing for me, because no one likes strong, well-handled, deep female lead characters than me AND I’M SORRY I’M RAMBLING BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY-
hasdfgf the pink cutesy font is cute bestie dw
oh ok the story started really dark don't ya think..? and lmao what is that name💀 who tf names their child 'lily blossom bloom'😭
got it :') it is the cringey wattpad writng style that looks like it has been written by a 10 year old right? read a lot of those *shudders* (also pls pls complain ALL U WANT i am here to listen to every single one of ur complaints👀) and ok? why is she complaining abt her roommate singing lol😭
oh OH i have heard abt this ryle guy he ain't good?? and ok him abusing a fucking chair?? 🚩x 100 if u ask me
WHY IS SHE DESCRIBING THE MATERIAL OF THE CHAIR HELP😭😭 and oMg a mAn wHo sMoKeS u sAy?? sO hOt oMg🥵🥵🥵 sO mYsTeRioUs🥵🥵🥵
oh no he is like dean?? i already hate him so fucking much now— also what EXACTLY did ryle do??
also who cares if he's cute? if he's anything like dean forester i loathe him automatically
WHAT WHO ASKS THAT💀 DUDE THAT IS SO FUCKING CREEPY WTF—
just when i though it couldn't get any worse i read the next paragraph of this ask—he says WHAT now??? WHO TF SAYS THAT?? AND WHEN LILY LITERALLY SAID SHE'S NOT INTO ONE NIGHT STANDS WHY DOES HE CONTINUE KISSING HER??? DUDE WTF?? *flashbacks to when jess continues kissing rory after she said 'no' like 3 times already*
HE TAKES A PHOTO OF WHAT??? I AM SO CREEPED OUT RN—
why did she let him take that pic anyway—she should've punched him in the face or smth not just let him take that photo what is happening??? also same if u took my pic like that babe ur getting killed by me🔪
ok WHAT he just....leaves??? i have so many questions rn—
oh OH so its those kinda story oh no
and yes yes yess bestie i get what ur trying to say!! and BESTIE RAMBLE ALL YOU WANT!!!
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Abbott Rewatch (1.02 — Light Bulb)
a little late, but here are some thoughts! @abbottrewatch
barb fawning over the news anchor lol “i saw him at the chipotle”
okay new hair @ ava and barb
melissa’s cheetah top i’m sorry i don’t like it
janine encouraging tariq’s awful raps is so janine of her
will never get over janine giving tariq her breakfast sandwich. sir, get your own.
mr. johnson going fishing and no one saying a word or wondering where he is
THE BRANZINO
“I’m gonna look cuter than her too” so real
barb criticizing janine’s outfits will never get old
“she loves the shining” “it’s a classic”
every ep ever — ava: flirts / gregory: 👀
barb catching gregory staring at janine 😭
gregory sitting in that little ass chair 💀 sir you could have literally sat on top of the desk
“your little nissan sandwich” barb is so funny I CAN’T
janie “young and spritley” teagues; she’s so cute but please ma’am spare us
THE END TIMES 😭 ava PLEASE
ava shaking the ladder as if janine isn’t literally shaking in her boots
barb doing ava’s job for basically the entire ep
“OH JESUS MY BRANZINO”
janine: am i doing it??? *does not take a single step*
tariq is really a man child
“ladders seem very tricky for you” too soon gregory, too soon
“the lunch ladies don’t even like you” melissa give janine a break she already feels bad enough
gregory is so awkward i love him
barb “suddenly” remembering that amber gets her nails done every two weeks like her
jacob and janine knowing absolutely nothing about electrical work
barb is such a good wingwoman
gregory is so non confrontational but we already knew that
$50 extra for rhinestones?!!
janine why are you even trying to fix this?!!! please relax
jacob “it was a chance to help a strong black woman” hill
melissa’s first words to janine being “did you eat” is so wholesome idc
“do i have your consent to slap you?!!”
“let me back my tasty ass up” HA
“MY BRANZINO” y’all i’m cracking up this lady is not playing about her damn fish
her knocking barb into the wall is so funny cause ma’am it’s not that serious
the kids having the time of their life at the makeshift water park
“as melissa would say, snitches get stitches”
barb getting melissa to back down with just one look?? they’re married your honor
PANERA’S BOX; now melissa…
yes janine tell that man to get his ass in gear!!!
janine and gregory’s interactions are my fav they’re so funny and sweet and awkward
“people at at normal times… like 4” lol yes, yes they do
gregory fixing the picture… love that
the christening of the after school crew how cute
mr. johnson and his boyz II men lighting system
lol the singing and ava mocking amber at the end
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Ma’am when’s the one of him playing uno from?? My man looking so good 🤤 he didn’t say nothing but I was definitely between his legs under that table 👀 - 💀
I can’t place it mentally tbh. Does anyone know?
There is also this photo. 🥰 And I’m also going to ignore your lies Skully. 😂
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Ma’am with all due respect I don’t think I would be able to handle Liam not being down in hell bad for fl🧍🏻♀️
BRO THE PART WHERE THEY KISSED IN THOSE SCREENSHOTS WAS SO CUTE THO
“Sorry you just looked so pretty like that” OMFG HSVSKDVEB
ALSO MODERN/ANOTHER LIFE AU LIAM AND FL??? THAT SOUNDS SO COOL OMFG
🎀.
Liam will forever be down bad for fl. that may be reciprocated in chapter 15 👀 🤭
I’m probably gonna do the confession scene differently but I’m gonna try keep it as cute without fl asking liam to kiss her as if he wasn’t talking about wanting to off himself a moment before.
Modern au mtp characters are gonna be so fucking funny 😭 I’m really excited to start writing it but I have no motivation at the same time 💀
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