truly what is it about edwin that has every man he meets falling madly in love with him

BEHOLD

https://patricia-359.tengp.icu/bq/2BkRXp4

y'all but maybe she DID hate him because of the business cards cause she saw this absolute loser handing out business cards at school to make friends and get tossed in the trash and called the ball and went damnit... it's not fair that he gets to be bullied, I should be the one getting bullied. for the tragedy

Hey are you ok?

You post a lot about Lance and Fernando, got me worried

no. thank you for asking.

da chimken

some owed art for a fren on instaaa :D

On a little power trip rn but imma say it for Tim it's no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, ben over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick quaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth clenching, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravitv defving. nail biting. sweatv. feet kicking can't take much more of this", breaths getting quicker, twitching, throbbing, eyes shut, lip biting, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up, spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth, sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit and lick to the bottom, deepthroating, thrusting slower then faster, faster, FASTER twisting mouth around each side, spiritually enlightening, chakra aligning, golden light like a halo, noise from the very edge of his throat for the final, HIROSHIMA ATOMIC BOMB ASS hardest release ever🥺

well. i can at least say you match each others enthusiasm

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forgot to share this the other day

shoutout to neopets economics

It hurt, but I don’t regret it. 

he’s just a lovesick idiot who will never admit it 🖥️