i can't believe i didn't post this here.

Anyway Happy Birthday, Scaramouche. I hope you meet your ex again sooner or later (sooner is better)

Of course it was Gohan 🙄

(Based off a reply to this tweet!)

what do the people shitting on my posts about HBO's chernobyl anti-communist propaganda by painting gov corruption and cover up as uniquely soviet and also depicting the decent things they did like evacuating and relocating people for free have to say about this

The Hydro Sovereign comes to Mondstadt

can’t believe that the FNAF movie single-handedly multiplied and reawakened the thirst and everyone’s crushes on josh hutcherson. bro played the part of a traumatized pathetic man so good that now we all collectively want him.

Oh, so now suddenly EVERYONE thinks Rook is hot. I see how it is. I am watching you.

loser!kuroo has really bad allergies and keep sneezing and it annoys the shit out of reader. but after the third or fourth sneeze she notices something weird and keeps staring at him.

getting nervous, kuroo shyly asks if something’s wrong. “everything alright?”

she shrugs. “it’s nothing,” letting the silence linger for a bit, reader pipes up again.

“did you know the face you make before you sneeze is also the same face you make when you’re about to cum?”

kuroo chokes on his drink.

oh they def had this conversation before

Something Something, Joker’s whole thing in DC is that he does irredeemable, awful bullshit, which he always minimizes by calling it a joke, regardless of how critical the damage is to people around him and never takes accountability for it, something something literally the plot always tells you he’s an absolute loser for that and aspiring to imitate that behavior makes you a loser, something something comedy should be an outlet for laughter and pain, not taking joy in hurting someone else

That's it that's the game

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[Anakin's] scar, of course, was Lucas's idea. "I just put it there," Lucas said. "I think Anakin got it slipping in the bathtub, but of course, he's not going to tell anybody that."

nobody says "Darth Vader's actually a pathetic cringefail loser asshole and always has been" more than George Lucas lmao everyone took the scary evil space wizard he made sooooo seriously and he was like "no..... the people must understand...... the true Anakin Skywalker behind the mask is just a regular guy who sucks"

average gabriel p rank

From the firmament above, a blood-red eye looks down upon us.

a little too fast huh alice.. you can't hide your feelings with sarcasm and jokes forever