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eufoniasdelarteemm · 2 years

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If a lemon 🗝️

If a lemon

Kissed a beet

Is it sour

Or is it sweet

If a bear

Gives

A hug

Will it turn

Into a rug

And then there's me

And there is you

I do sometimes wonder

What will we do

#Nikki Giovanni #If a lemon #Kissed a beet #A hug #You amd me #Sometimes #What will we do

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mataurin · 3 months

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Fig and the Cig Figs!!!

#junior year so far is such a delight #did you give another character you like curly hair out of nowhere you ask #and to that I say good question I *flees*#dimension 20 #figeroth faeth #the bad kids #fantasy high #fantasy high: junior year #she’s blowing a kiss to ayda in the crowd who is whatever her equivalent of Beet red with arousal is #watching her silently and blankly thinking heinously dirty thoughts #*#fhjy #fh #fig faeth #my art

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spoopieere · 5 months

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Arkin after he got married to Asa:

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#Asa just woke up from his nap leave him alone #Also its beet juice on him- bc he retired and decided to live normally #i cannot express how much these two mean to me #please Marcus #let them at least kiss #slasher #slashers #asa emory #collectkin #the collector #arkin o'brien #boxshipping #the collector (2009)

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mikesbasementbeets · 3 months

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it’s a little frustrating sometimes to watch people try to “debunk” gay mike evidence by quibbling over things that are. kind of beside the point? like arguing that mike’s consistently negative (or even neutral, if you want the benefit of the doubt) reactions to girls aren’t “disgust” therefore they don’t mean anything. but like 1. yeah i agree, cates gate isn’t about mike being “disgusted.” mike’s face when el kisses him isn’t “disgusted.” mike’s reaction to el, to max, to girls in general doesn’t really read to me as “disgust” either. so 2. what DOES it read to you as? incredulity? confusion? discomfort? those…. still aren’t positive reactions.

the point is that mike actively and blatantly Does Not react positively toward el kissing him. and he also Doesn’t react positively to dustin’s description of a girl being “hotter than phoebe cates.” he asks “is she cute?” with maybe preemptive incredulity (in line with will's question "girls go to science camp?") over a girl who goes to science camp being cute, or perhaps just a neutrally curious state over dustin's new girlfriend, but then dustin doesn’t say “she’s hotter than phoebe cates.” he says, “think phoebe cates. only hotter.” that’s a prescriptive statement. you want to know if she’s cute, mike? think about phoebe cates, and then imagine someone hotter than that. and mike’s expression doesn’t improve in the slightest. think about someone hotter than phoebe cates, dustin tells mike. and mike? remains confused and entirely unintrigued. no, he’s not disgusted, but the point is not his negative reaction, it’s a complete lack of any sort of positive reaction. if he’s listening to dustin, he should have, in that moment, thought of phoebe cates. and his reaction?

nothing.

(but. this is also just to say... i don’t even think it's fair to call most of mike’s facial reactions “proof” of his sexuality in any argument… i think they’re fun little easter eggs that add an extra visual element to his gay characterization. but. it’s not WHY people think he’s gay. it's funny to point out BECAUSE he's gay)

[edit: AND this is not even to mention the direct line drawn to this in season four via stobin's discussion of fast times, linking phoebe cates to 'people who like boobies.' #notmikewheeler]

#y’all want gay to mean nothing less than ‘disgusted by women’ and pretend that’s not homophobic #‘he’s kissed a girl without throwing up so he can’t be gay check mate’ maybe check your homophobia 👍#this was inspired by a bylr confession anon that i shouldn’t have seen bc i have that blog blocked but it showed up anyway. this is why #(i know i called this proof uh. two years ago but it's not 'proof' i recognize that. also not going on another tangent but. there is no One #irrefutable gay mike proof and that's also the entire point. you can point out specific things out of context and say hey i think this #points in this direction. but if you pull EVERYTHNG together and analyze IN FULL then the entire narrative only makes sense from a gay mike #perspective. imo. 'well i think this one is a reach' ok fine but if you see it all together and your only argument is 'idk it's just not #that deep' i mean. fine i guess but the burden of proof is on you then. the issue is then that no one who is against gay mike is willing #(or. um. able.) to put together a COMPREHENSIVE analysis that supports bi mke as a Full narrative without brushing a bunch of stuff aside #as 'eh idk i don't think that means anything' and instead fall back to 'it's just a headcanon i don't have to prove anything to you'#but refuse to recognize that gay mike is not actually a headcanon it's a theory. backed by analysis. we are not the same.)#idk. got annoyed might delete later 😗✌️#beets posts

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ceruleancattail · 1 year

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He’s so… IT’S SO CUTE!!!!

#twisted wonderland #the mage’s hat 🎩#cater diamond #HIS TSUM TSUM IS ON HIS SHOULDER OH MY GOODNESS #A LIL POTATO #I WANT TO SQUEEZE IT #AND THROW IT AROUND SKSNSKSK #wait could it be used as a voodoo doll #just smack it and cater gets smacked #maybe give it a lil’ kiss and from across the school cater turns beet red #who knows

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sibchatactics · 5 months

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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.

Have Classicaloid content.

Have a jolly Christmas guys

(Grandpa Émile belongs to @milolac...... Aka the guy with the bow)

#sibchatactics #merry christmas #classicaloid #revive the classicaloid fandom #also uhhhh beet is kissing grandpa émile real no fake (explosion)#OOOOOOOOP #classicaloid fandom

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daisychainsandbowties · 11 months

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How many times has Suzanne caught Avatrice having sex in the Palmer station AU? Doesn’t seem like there would be a lot of good hiding places lol

luckily for everyone involved this is how the average workday looks on the island

so it’s mostly lilith who ‘catches’ them (by god she’s not trying) and ends up frozen in a tableau as paprika slaps his arms over her eyes and steers her away like she’s in ratatouille

she does end up dazedly putting paprika back in his tank and crossing through the snow to sit with suzanne eating chocolate digestives and drinking milky tea with a haunted expression on her face. suzanne doesn’t ask she just starts telling lilith about Lichtenberg figures and the weather forecast until lilith shakes herself out of it and says something along the lines of ‘i hate them’ to which suzanne inevitably replies ‘no dear, you only wish you did.’

#ava seeing lilith appear as she fucks herself on bea’s fingers. winks until lilith about-faces and leaves #then bea who is understandably distracted frowns slightly. ‘what was that?’#& ava panics and kisses her because she REALLY doesn’t want to bring lilith into it right now #the real question is how many times does suzanne make bea turn beet red at the breakfast table #with some variation of ‘i miss my wife’ 😔 which always makes beatrice glance at ava and then choke on her muesli #palmer station au

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alltheghostiesart · 1 year

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Covers for my fic series, Learning to Live With Ourselves, which is a rewrite of the ending of the Dream SMP parallel to canon that explores C!Tubbo through the lens of Dissociative Identity Disorder! Each alter is based either upon an abandoned plotline or upon a persona C!Tubbo has!

Links beneath the cut to read!

#dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #tubbo #fanart #pubbo #the roman archivist #big law #big crime #mr. beets #kiss your knuckles #constellations

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redhotarsenic · 11 months

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You’re eating a lollipop and Valantinez is there staring off into the distance seemingly contemplating and after a while they casually reach over and pull it out of your mouth and stick it in their own and they pull away and you’re FLABBERGASTED and they’re just. Casually acting like nothing happened except they have the HUGEST shit eating smirk on their face.

#‘??????’ <- you #‘what? you want it back or something? lmao’#and they hold it up in front of your face while saying this.#they’re fully aware of What They’re Doing And The Possible Implications btw #there are TWO ways this can end. if you go ‘ew no’#they’ll just laugh in your face. ‘that’s what I thought. pay attention next time and you won’t lose your shit.’#if you however choose to be bold and take it back. they’re gonna be so fucking flustered. so thrown off their groove. it’s hilarious.#‘….I….ahem….didn’t think you were going to…to….uh. Just. Leave me the fuck alone why are you bothering me fuck’s sake.’#they’re now AGGRESSIVELY brooding. arms folded leaning against the wall legs crossed head down.#except they’re fuckin. sweating n shit. beet red. shaking a little.#they push up their glasses and their hand is VISIBLY shaking. they are refusing to acknowledge your existence #because doing so would be Embarrassing #kiss them on the cheek while this is happening and they’ll make the most ungodly noise humanly possible #they immediately slide down the wall. sit down and draw their knees to their chest. and bury their head in their arms.#The Game Is Only Fun When I Am Winning >:(#oc stuff

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skythanlmao · 2 years

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YALL YOU DON'T YOU WON'T BELEIVE THIS LMFAO OME OF MY ACQUAINTANCES WHO CLEARLY KNOWS I SHIP BYLER LITERALLY UPLOADED A MELVIN EDIT AND AND WROTE LUCAS SHIPS MELVIN

#like that idiot have the audacity??? she knows me well #i have the f urge to beat the shit out me rn #like bruh i have been in to st for a f 3 years by now and you suddenly watch and Claim ownership of mike that he's straight?#omg when MIKE WHEELER OUR SON GONNA BEET UP THE STRAIGHT ALLEGATIONS #you think lucas lucas ships melvin? lucas??? he's a byler #please y'all i am going feral i am literally watching some horror movie and i need someone to vent to i can't i swear #byler #mike wheeler is gay af he's my loml and gay and queer and he kisses boys he's a boy kisser

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tbdyuri · 9 months

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Okay anon I love you whoever requested the domestic timecroi thing on my blog

#beet dont look #gonna give you a BIG fat kiss once I read the full request

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isekyaaa · 1 year

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It's a trip reading those posts that are like, "Genshin characters and how they would..." and it's something random like how they would beat you in a sparring match or something and they'll listen certain scenarios and then put the characters that'll fall under each one, but sometimes there are some that are just completely wrong like, "they'd suplex you: beidou, kuki shinobu, diona, ALHAITHAM," aND IT'S LIKE NO? HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD NOT?????

#rambles #dbjrjwjkf #YOU GUYS GET WHAT I MEAN THO RIGHT?#also if you're wondering why i put diona lbr here she'd totally suplex drunkards if she were tall and strong enough #no but seriously like...#idk they're usually cliche romo like....#'how he'd react to a sudden kiss! <3'#and then there will be one like #'he goes beet red before smiling sweetly'#and it'll be like #'gorou albedo KAZUHA thoma ayato'#and you're sitting there like #'a-are you absolutely positive ayato belongs there.....?'#'y-you sure he doesn't belong in another category?'#'you sure you're sure? you 100% positive? you don't want to try again?'#aaaaaaaaa

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helluvapoison · 4 months

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How do you think Adam and Lucifer would be as romantic rivals??

threes a crowd if you’re a coward

[i], [ii]

• First things first, it’s deadass funniest beef in history

• Adam lost to Lucifer twice, which is bad enough on its own, and now they’ve both laid eyes on the same person!? Fuck that, he’s not losing this time

• In theory, Lucifer doesn’t see Adam as a threat. It’s not until he sees you chatting with Heaven’s First Man that the sickening, all too familiar feeling of envy begins to rise in him. He hasn’t lost before and he doesn’t plan on starting now!

• You cannot keep up with the amount of gifts they give you. It’s obvious they’re both trying to outshine the other, giving flashier and shinier items that you have no use for. Did you realize you stomped on their hearts when you put your foot down?

• Secretly, you keep one of the more meaningful gifts from each of them

• Adam made you a mixtape that he of course starred in. “Lute helped,” He admitted almost bashfully. The final song is different from the rest; softer and more genuine. He named it after you

• Lucifer gave you a duck— “But this is no ordinary duck, my dear!” He wagged a finger in the air, nervously darting his eyes across your face like he was expecting ridicule. Instead of quaking when squeezed, the duck he gave you shouted positive phrases in Lucifer’s voice. Things like “Today will be great!” or “You’ve totally got this!”

• You don’t tell them that you listen to both at least once a day. It would only give them fuel for this little pissing match

• You should have known banning excessive gifts wouldn’t stop these two. They’re fucking stubborn

• If Lucifer asks to cook you breakfast, Adam asks to take you to dinner. If Adam wants you to come to his rock concert, Lucifer wants to give you a private show with his violin. If Lucifer wants to take you for a flight, well, Adam can fly higher!

• They drive you crazy. You drove them crazy first

• After an emotional night with both Adam and Lucifer— it was supposed to only be the latter but Lucifer crashed Adam’s date yesterday, so he proclaimed to be returning the favor— you were too tired (and weirdly happy?) to make a proper exit

• You planted a kiss on Lucifer’s cheek, then Adam’s, then announced that you were retiring to your bed. Closing the door behind you, you realized what you’d done. They were stunned to silence for exactly 60 seconds

“I got a kiss first.”

“I got a kiss last, that means I’m winning.”

“Have you ever heard the phrase coming in dead last?”

“First is the worst, you fucking—“

“GET OFF MY PORCH!” You shouted from inside, still beet red from embarrassment

• Lucifer and Adam wished you a good night and promised to see you tomorrow

• Damnit. You smiled hearing that. You couldn’t wait

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel imagine #lucifer morningstar x reader #hazbin hotel lucifer x reader #lucifer morningstar headcanon #lucifer morningstar imagine #lucifer x reader #hazbin hotel adam headcanon #hazbin hotel adam imagine #hazbin hotel adam x reader #hazbin hotel adam

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lily-lovelyy · 11 months

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Thinking about Simon or Konig giving you an aphrodisiac without you knowing 🤭

(I wrote this when I was half asleep, this is all consensual, just didn't write it out sorry 🙏🏻)

Ghost

Earlier in the day, Ghost had given you some chocolate to help some of your normal cravings. It was ovulation week, and you were craving so much dark chocolate you thought you'd explode.

Simon only gave you a little piece, but you snuck into your room and found the bar. And ate it. The whole thing.

Simon didn't walk in on you, but he subtly noticed your face turning beet red and the way you fondled with his hands. You definitely got his attention whenever you started whining and pulling his hand down to your crotch.

"Someone's needy, huh?" He taunted, before throwing you over his shoulder and leading you into your shared bedroom. He slammed you down onto the bed, and you were already a panting mess. The light reflecting off of the foil wrapper got his attention, and he smirked at you.

"looks like we're going to have a long night tonight, huh bunny?"

Konig

He had seen an article on aphrodisiac candies, and he decided for fun to purchase some. He read the instructions, and it said to only consume one, but he figured two wouldn't do much harm...right?

About 30 minutes later, you had been in bed, already pushing up your skirt passed your hips and spreading your legs, whimpering just at the sight of Konig watching you.

You pulled your panties to the side, showing him your already dripping cunt and he smiled at you, groaning at the sight. "Already this horny for me, maus?" He snickered, before climbing over you and kissing you on your neck, making you a panting mess with just a few wet kisses.

'this will be fun...' he thought

#call of duty mw2 #konig call of duty #konig x reader #konig #könig x reader #konig fanfiction #könig #könig cod #könig smut #konig smut #ghost x reader #ghost smut #ghost call of duty #simon ghost riley #ghost x könig x reader #ghost cod #simon ghost x reader #simon riley x you

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mikesbasementbeets · 11 months

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just thinking about character arcs and how they might play into byler getting together... i alluded to this in my recent analysis, but mike's whole arc is heavily centered on his invisibility, both in regard to his queerness and also his generally being invalidated and dismissed by those around him, while his romantic arc with will (and one of the main ways in which will is a foil to el in their respective relationships with mike) is about being Seen and Understood and Validated.

on the other hand, will's arc centers around his lack of agency and his self-repression. yes, he's already confessed his feelings to mike, given him the painting, "ripped off the band-aid," etc, but he did that For Mike and El, and i don't think it's fair to say that means he's given up hope for himself, or even that the ball is in mike's court now (they're a team anyway. they're working together). will's arc is also about his resilience, his willingness to fight for what he wants and what he believes in. it's about re-claiming the agency that has always been taken from him, and standing fully in his truth, by his own volition.

putting these two arcs together? mike is going to finally be seen, truly, fully, for everything he is, by will. and will is going to understand. he's going to take the initiative, finally claim agency over his own sexuality and at the same time validate mike's, giving them both exactly what they've been striving for all along.

#will is going to kiss mike is what i'm saying. maybe something similar to the van scene where mike doesn't come right out and #say how he feels but will hears him and understands anyway. or maybe he will come right out and say it idk...#idk i'm still just thinking about character arc stuff and i've seen some weird takes about how it will happen. it's not just a kiss #it's the combined culmination of two different character arcs so it needs to take the underlying themes of both of them into account #i'm just speculating here though it's possible i've missed a mark somewhere... this is just what makes the most sense to me from #a character standpoint #it's also impossible to say at this point what the actual minutiae of the narrative is gonna look like in s5 so. who knows really #beets posts

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cozage · 9 months

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congrats on 2k!! for the event, I was wondering for option one, with Sanji, zoro Luffy and laws reaction to their s/o covering their face with kisses, leaving lipstick marks?

Characters: gn reader x Sanji, Zoro, Luffy, Law Total word count: 730

Lipstick Stains

Sanji

Oh you already know this man is inches within his life. Nothing gets him so weak in the knees like physical touch and affection.

He relishes in your kisses during the moment, letting you go on as long as you want. You can never give him too many kisses, really.

After the fact, any time he passes by a mirror, he stops to admire your love and your handiwork. He just stares at all the marks you left on him for a few minutes, his hands lightly passing over each one.

Some of the crewmates (Zoro and Usopp) make fun of him, but he just smirks and says “What, boys? Jealous?”

He struggles to wash it off. He’s a very clean person, but he hates to wash his face after you’ve marked it all up. You can very often find light traces of your lipstick still across his face the next day because he scrubbed so gently while bathing.

Zoro

Whenever you cover his face with kisses, Zoro…tolerates it. He doesn’t love it, but he doesn’t hate it either.

Unfortunately for him, he doesn’t look at himself in the mirror much, so he doesn’t notice the red-stained marks you had left all over his face in the process.

A few things tipped him off when he went down to dinner, though. Sanji is stifling a laugh at him, which isn’t uncommon. But Robin is also giving him a cheeky grin. Usopp and Luffy are both looking anywhere but at him, trying not to burst into laughter.

And you…your cheeks are flushed red with embarrassment. He rushes to the bathroom and looks at himself in horror. It took him a minute to realize exactly what was all over his face, and he let out a small string of curses as he grabbed a towel and desperately scrubbed at them.

He comes back to dinner, his face beet red (from embarrassment and excessive scrubbing), and sits down next to you, pretending like nothing happened.

After that, he always ALWAYS checks himself in the mirror after you come visit him.

Luffy

Luffy loves to battle with you on who can give the other person more kisses. Everything is always a game with him.

He wears your kisses around without even knowing it for a while, until Nami says something about it.

At her words, he rushes to the mirror and looks, admiring his face and all the proof of your love. He’s kind of jealous that you can mark your kisses so easily.

That’s when he gets an idea. The next time you two have a kissing war, he offers to put on lipstick as well, that way you can tell for sure who won.

And that way, you get to see proof of his love too.

The two of you parade around the ship with your faces covered in shades of red and pink, showing off your new designs and laughing the entire time.

Law

Law is not a man who enjoys physical touch. But if you’re alone…he’ll allow it. Sometimes, he might even enjoy it.

Especially if he’s in his study and you come in and curl up in his lap, softly kissing his face to try and get him to come to bed. You can be very persuasive.

“Go on to bed,” he finally says, shutting his book. “I’m going to get some water and I’ll be in a minute.”

He doesn’t pass by a mirror, or else he would’ve noticed the new addition. Instead, Shachi, Penguin, and Bepo see it as he grabs water from the kitchen.

“Love the new look, Captain!” Shachi teases, a mischievous smile plastered on his face. “You should keep it like that!”

Law reaches up to inspect his cheeks, but he can’t feel anything. He looks at Bepo, confused.

“It’s kind of…everywhere,” Bepo says, trying his best not to crack a smile.

Law quickly rushes to a mirror and finds his face covered in lip marks. He races out of the room without another word and back to you.

“Y/N,” he says, trying not to get angry. “Next time, please inform me when you’ve…redecorated.”

You giggle and pull him into bed, adding another kiss mark to his forehead. Scrubbing it all off can be a problem for tomorrow.

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