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thedebutstaninyourwalls · 2 years

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Stfu James no one cares that you’re only 17 and we all know damn well you don’t know anything so suck my big fat juicy balls

#taylor swift #Betty #James #august #Betty James and Augustine #Betty x Augustine 4 life #James go die in a hole #James no one likes you #I hope you trip and die on those broken cobblestones

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houseswife · 5 months

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people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

#like I know we joke about medicine drug and mouse bites but that’s literally how every episode goes. 5 incorrect diagnoses #and they’re all like ‘you stepped on a rare type of amoeba 22 years ago and it’s having a delayed reaction. we have no evidence but you are #sneezing and that’s one of the symptoms. the treatment? Lobotomy.’#PEAK TELEVISION!#house md #greg house #gregory house #dr house #[h]ouse #eric foreman #allison cameron #robert chase #chris taub #remy thirteen hadley #james wilson #lawrence kutner

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expiredhydrogenperoxide · 3 months

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oh nothing, just jegulus ‘accidentally’ swapping ties and watching sirius go absolutely mental trying to figure out how james ended up with a slytherin tie.

(he would have so many outlandish theories)

#i think that everyone who writes this trope has too much faith in sirius btw #sirius would never connect the dots that quickly #he’d be like ‘did you steal it as part of a prank ??’#and when one of the others asks james if he’s perhaps secretly dating a slytherin #sirius is like ‘james ?? dating a slytherin ?? i’d sooner be forgiven by my mother’#marauders #dead gay wizards #sirius black #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs

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sneckoil · 29 days

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playing house. when house isn't around. (as overburdened friends do)

#wuddy #house md #lisa cuddy #james wilson #shioart #i like them as friends (i know this is paradoxical). but listen #it's the ephemerality okay #friends with insane benefits (extremely good at being a temporary spouse)#they both need this ok #they're also both really perfect for it. like #hello. theyre both uhm.. like the ideal. the Ideal (end sentence)#the realm of ideals or whatever plato said with that cave #theyre the only ones who know what it's like to be near the blast radius that is house #so why wouldnt you cling to each other. yknow

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imagineacoolusername · 1 month

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twin sirius & regulus, and remus & lily & james all work in the same store or shop or wherever, and they're all crushing on this one customer, but they're kinda confused bc he flirts with all three of them, but sometimes he only flirts with remus and calls james mate, or he flirts with lily and james and just nods his head at remus, and they're not entirely sure what's going on

#one day lily flirts with sirius and he's like. listen i'm flattered but i'm gay lol and lily is like then why do you flirt with me???#when they find out that they're actually two people they sort of expect there to be a third twin and are kinda disappointed when there isn't #esp lily and james since remus is already far gone for sirius and vice versa #anyway #remus lupin #sirius black #regulus black #lily evans #james potter #marauders #wolfstar #jegulily

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accirax · 2 months

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a collection of DCAS memes so far

#disventure camp #dcas #disventure camp spoilers #alec disventure camp #fiore disventure camp #hunter disventure camp #ally disventure camp #tess disventure camp #ellie disventure camp #jake disventure camp #gabby disventure camp #james disventure camp #lake disventure camp #ashley disventure camp #the james one was inspired by a doodle by sadlyglad_ on instagram so please support his work as well!#it's really good especially if you like james x aiden #also all of the forest backgrounds were assets taken from the show i did not draw those myself #why the hell did jake appear three times #he's just the man of the hour i suppose #i started drawing these before episode 6 and thankfully nothing happened to make any of these no longer relevant/true #hopefully i'll have more meme redraw ideas in the future but for now this is all. hehe disventure camp >:)#my art #fanart #comic #also i finally learned how to use the text tool in procreate! wish there was a better way to add outlines though #huntessally

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courfee · 1 month

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“Regulus would be proud of us,” James whispered quietly to no one in particular, still gripping onto the painting like a life raft.

— Tender Curiosities, Baby! @otrtbs

#ive thought about this scene for so long it just took me forever to draw cause once again the anatomy of cars is the bane of my existence #like originally i wanted evan and barty holding hands to be visible to have the contrast of sad lonely james and sad not lonely rosekiller #but alas cars wont allow it #ahb just still has my entire heart you dont get it #i have a none blurry rosekiller and a just james in front of blue with stars version of this but i think ill only put them on insta...#tender curiosities baby #art heist baby #james potter fanart #james potter #jegulus #rosekiller #rosekiller fanart #marauders #marauders fanart #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #jegulus fanart #jegulus fanfiction #fic: ahb #art heist baby!#mine #my art #hp #ahb #(sneaky end notes: i do have to admit i am not too pleased with evan and barty but this was my first time drawing them)#(so i couldnt figure it out quite yet hency why they look a little. less efforty...)#(also the snake ring is the same design that i drew for chapter 34 of ahb in my little chapter illustrations for my typeset)#((nvm i just checked back and i am fully lying here i used a different one for my typeset and now im vaguely upset oops)#(i shouldnt make decisions only half awake im going to think about this for too long now i am sad))#((like suddenly i was like. hold up. i had a different design there didnt i... it was an open ring goddamnit))

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jacquelying · 4 months

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the gang goes to mcdonalds

#the terror #james fitzjames #francis crozier #cornelius hickey #the guy going lol is supposed to be like near death goodsir #if you can recognize even one face in the car i will be shocked #like theres an ‘armitage’ in there. can i be so serious #no recognition just right #myart #second shifts worst nightmare

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ddejavvu · 10 months

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Do you think you could do Sirius Black with the “I hate everyone but you.” Personality.

James is immediately alerted to your glum mood when you sit down without so much as a greeting, and he leans across the table with narrowed eyes.

"What's'a matter, Y/L/N?"

"Sirius is mad at me." You reveal drearily, wrapping your hand around the fork set at your place even if you don't feel like eating.

"Oh," James's brow scrunches, "Don't take it personal, babe. He's having a shit day, he heard from his mum. Nothing nice, I bet. Wouldn't let me see it. Just- he's grouchy with everyone today, don't let it bother you."

"But he told me to come back tomorrow," You recount, "Like he can't stand seeing me for the entire day! What am I supposed to do, James, we're set to study in the library at three. And- and I could help him! I could be there for him, but he's pushing me away instead."

James's brows raise, and a pitying smile works its way over his face, "Love. You're the kind of person that wants to be around people all the time. You seek comfort out when you're sad; Sirius doesn't. If you love him, y'gotta let him sulk for a bit. Then he'll come to you. And-" His nose scrunches, his brows wrinkled, "And all he said was 'come back tomorrow'? That's nothing. He told me to get my bespectacled arse out of the room before he shut the window on my head."

Your face contorts in horror, "James! James, that's so mean, are you okay?"

"I'm fine, darling." He snickers, "That's what I mean, that's just what Sirius does."

"Not to me he doesn't," You frown, "That's not okay, James, he should treat you better than that."

"He's having a rough time," James shrugs, "Doesn't bother me. He's all talk, he'd never do any of it. Just needs to blow off steam, y'know? And I think we both know why he tones it down for you, Y/N."

"I'm not special," You snap, reigniting the age-old argument between you and James that Sirius totally does not have feelings for you, not one bit.

"Right," James gives you an overexaggerated roll of his eyes, curls bouncing as he does so, "That's why he threatened to behead me and all he did to you was kindly shoo you away."

"Maybe you just piss him off more than me," You stick your tongue out at him, and turn to Remus for support as the boy sits down beside you.

"Morning," James takes the lead, shooting you a smirk out of the corner of his eye, "Talk to Sirius today, Moony?"

"Little shit told me if I didn't stop talking to him - which I only tried once, by the way," Remus groans, "- he'd 'mess me up' so hard my transformations felt like reprieve."

James's eyes widen and he tries tamping down a snort, tucking into his breakfast instead. Remus turns to you and your once-more incredulous gaze, scoffing lightly, "And I suppose he just told you to come back tomorrow?"

"That's exactly it!" James slams a fist on the table, a chunk of egg flying from his mouth that Remus shakes off of his hand with a grimace, "Moony, tell her she's special."

"I'm not special," You desperately try deluding yourself, shoveling your own forkful of food into your mouth as soon as you're done speaking, so that you don't have to answer to their protests, "He just hates you both."

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jameswilsonsupremacy · 4 months

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whenever the ducklings start to get Too Worried about House’s Antics™️, they just casually report to Wilson. then Wilson soft-doms House into not being an idiot.

#like that’s just every episode basically #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #the ducklings #chase is the one who always is like #‘oh wilson! funny to see you here!’ in a nervous voice bc Obviously chase just sought him out #wilson Knows #and Cameron just goes to Wilson’s office and is like #‘can you please reign in your boyfriend’#foreman getting involved is how you know that house is Scheming #anyways the ducklings are just the kids #they report to mom (wilson) because mom is in charge of their relationship

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houseswife · 6 months

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bro can you imagine being tritter. you’re a power hungry cop who just wants to get revenge on the asshole doctor who humiliated you, so you approach his prescribing physician saying “here’s cold hard proof that he committed several crimes and endangered your career”. and instead of testifying against him in light of this information he’s like nooo he didn’t do anything wrong!! it was my fault actually that he committed felonies without my knowledge!! don’t take him away!! send me to prison instead!!! like. what do you even do with that

#can’t get over the car scene where tritter is like ‘you’ll go to prison if you don’t tell the truth about him’#and wilson just goes ‘better me than him’#and tritter just gets inscreasingly baffled by his commitment to being number 1 house defender #gay people bro 😭😭 outside perspective on that relationship goes crazy #house md #hilson #house/wilson #gregory house #james wilson #or like alternatively #can you imagine being julie wilson #and your husband comes home one day and he’s like I lost my job #and u ask why #and he says that house committed too many crimes and you refused to get him fired #my man was down bad 😭 stand by your mannn and show the world you love him

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illir · 5 months

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sherliam nyc life art dump 2023 (not including arts that already had separate posts in my blog) (unless i forgor)

warning long post

(↑ something super specific about sherlock's hair that i think of often)

(↓ 3 drawings below are connected story-wise)

(↓ morning routine for some reason)

(↑ based on this merch)

(↑ they're both the same)

i ended up not drawing as much as i did last year and i failed to be active here again (haha) but nevertheless thank you for your support in 2023 as well :) happy new year, i hope everyone is healthy and happy always

#sherliam #william james moriarty #sherlock holmes #moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #yuumori #my art #by the way the drawings are in chronological order #as in first drawing is from january #and the last one is from december #(because i save my art files chronologically like that as well)#i actually just wanted the post to be just images but #there were some that needed more context #so i basically added explanations #which were just... how i captioned it on twitter #(cause i'm lazy)#do people read these tags? thank you if you're reading until here

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captainofthestrangestship · 1 year

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Like I know this is just supposed to be some friendly ribbing about the differences in build between Kelley and Urban but its way more fun to interpret it as TOS Kirk wanting to fuck AOS McCoy.

#star trek #AOS #TOS #leonard mccoy #james t kirk #mckirk #IDW comics #sorry i dont make the rules #what can i say i like the idea of tos!Kirk/aos!mccoy #i think part of it is because tos!kirk would be the older one and that would change their dynamic #tos!kirk would be like why do you never smile?#i wonder if aos!mccoy would find it hard to believe that tos!kirk cheated on the kobayashi maru #he would be insulted on his jim's behalf that he got rewarded for it instead of put on review #i just think it would be fun to force them to interact #love TOS McCoy being like IM TOO BUSY TOO WORKOUT JIM

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faynke · 5 months

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