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slicedblackolives · 1 year

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have y'all HEARD

#the egg finally cracked!#elon musk #twitter

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lotuslate · 7 months

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oh, your love is sunlight!

#mdzs #mdzs fanart #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #wei wuxian #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #hanguang jun #lan zhan #wei ying #jessbye #egg #another illustration brought to you directly from my beloved wangxian playlist 🫶🏻 this time fr hozier’s sunlight!#im scared that its not too obvious but i hope u noticed wy curled up on the statue’s lap #the sun rays showing through the cracks falling directly on him :’)#made sure the biggest crack is in lwj’s heart region… ahaha…#anyways pls listen to the song and then look at this PLS UNDERSTAND the agony i went through while drawing this ksdabjksd

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nexusmonstrum · 3 months

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A little egg with a double floatie.

#qsmp #qsmpfanart #qsmpart #qsmp fanart #qsmp chayanne #chayanne fanart #i like to pretend that nothing happened to the eggs #so let's not give him his crack #double floatie chayanne #myart #fanart #egg fanart #huevos

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wis-art · 6 months

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bus stop

or how raphael became wiki and a lesbian

#comic #my art #art #artists on tumblr #doodle #drawing #sketch #hehe wiki pre transition #she knew lucy is into women #and seeing a girl doing so stupid cracked her egg lolol #wiki #lucy #lucy wiki #lucy HATES cigarettes #long post #lesbian #trans

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komorebigold · 24 days

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Be a man! You must be swift as- wait no. Transfem not transmasc.

Hanging out with just dudes always felt like I was pretending to be one of them.

#transgender #trans #comics #lgbt #lgbtq #pride #mtf #original art #webcomic #Don't mind me I'm just here to crack eggs #egg #there were signs

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huariqueje · 30 days

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Sunrise by the Ocean - Vladimir Kush , 1991.

Russian, b. 1965 -

Oil on canvas , 48 x 72 in.

#Vladimir Kush #russian artist #fantasy landscape #cracked egg #sunrise

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lokh · 6 months

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so ive been thinking so hard about that transfem butch zoro au.

i feel like at the Very beginning (after kuinas death) she does try to present real feminine like but it doesnt feel like Her and eventually she stops doing it (and in any case its not like kuina was super feminine so why would she try to be like that??)

on the other hand she HAS to make sure everyone knows shes a woman when she beats their ass and becomes the worlds greatest swordsman. so sports bras (or equivalent whatever) and open shirts are a staple

i think she would do hrt (or equivalent Whatever) because again she wants to prove that kuina could have done it. unfortunately i do also think this means she trains about 1 million times as hard

trans sanji............. coming to the realisation that maybe she Wants to be taken care of by a hot butch........................ as a pretty femme

#the lil fashion drawing wasnt initially supposed to have a corset but i had a dream about it specifically irt sanji. so LMAO #one piece #zosan #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #sanji #art #the mellorine bullshit.......... i feel like. what happens is that sanji (using he/him Pre egg cracking)#thought she was a man at first. developed the rivalry. and by the time he realised she was a woman it was awkward for everyone to backtrack #but i dont think he could stand the idea that hes not treating a woman right and i also think that would be shitty lmao #but he just cant treat her like that. but he still sees her as a woman. i think instead hes acting in a way to affirm her butchness....#does that make any sense. adghdbshbjgg

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astrobei · 1 year

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he’s very tired after his surprise party btw

#happy birthday to mike one of my characters of all time fr #u already know how i feel about him so i will keep it short and sweet #thank u for consistently allowing me to crack ur head open like an egg and mess around with the insides #sigh. but like fr #happy mike day 🥳 !!#here’s to many more mike fics from me #ur local mike wheeler enthusiast #(see pfp for reference)#also pssssst #they’re wearing each others clothes pspspspsps #not that it’s rly relevant i just thought u shd know #bc i created this and i said so #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #/astro draws #creating an art tag which is maybe presumptuous of me we’ll see how often it gets used

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fluffyartbl0g · 8 months

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If you asked me to describe them in one picture it would be this

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Here’s the scene in question ^^^^ ITS SO GOOD ITS SO GOOD ITS SO GOOD

And here’s the exact screenshot I redrew

#one piece #op fanart #monkey d. luffy #revolutionary sabo #portgas d. ace #curly dadan #asl brothers #i keep thinking of that post of someone wondering why sabo is depicted so batshit insane in fanon #and the person answered that it was prolly mainly because of the ‘crack your egg like a skull’ line #but then i watch stuff like this. and i see that absolutely crazed look in his eyes even at the young age of 10 #and im like. THAT MAN WAS BATSHAT INSANE FROM THE START #this whole food fight scene is so dear and integral to my love of the asl bros ihope you know #its an anime only scene too XDDD

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chaoticace2005 · 2 months

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Where the fuck did Pentious’ Eggs come from??

(A list by Angel Dust at 2 am at the bar.)

1. He laid them then did some fucked up shit to them.

2. Laid them and they came out fully formed???

3. Ate a ton of eggs, got sick and then shat them out??

4. Boiled them in some fucked up chemical.

5. Was trying to make hard boiled eggs but was just REALLY bad at cooking.

6. Some eternal punishment because he was a dick to chickens when he was alive.

7. He has a chicken trapped in the basement (do we have a basement?) that he forced to lay eggs for him.

8. Bought them at the store.

9. He died by drowning in eggs and now has the power to make sentient eggs.

10. He just really likes eating eggs and wants easy access to food.

11. Made a deal with the Easter Bunny.

12. They’re ancient beings that already existed and decided to follow Pentious of their own free will (which WHY?!?!)

13. They’re GODS.

14. Pentious turns his enemies into eggs, taking their intelligence (what he does with it is unknown, cause he clearly ain’t using it)

15. They’re robots!!

16. They’re orphans that Pentious found and adopted.

17. He stole them from some chicken themed overlord.

18. Really REALLY bad sinners (like Nazis?) become eggs as punishment.

19. It’s what happens when you give eggs crack.

20. They’re his imaginary friends (wait then how can I see them?!)

21. They’re high and none of this is real. (FUCK! You don’t have to throw something at me Husk!)

22. I’m not high but I AM mentally ill.

23. They’re what happens to bad kitties who say that “OF COURSE” I’m mentally ill.

24. Maybe they’re NISS’ kids. Cause he’s a spider. So he can lay eggs??

25. Wait. IM a spider. I could lay eggs! What if they’re MY kids?! FUCK I DONT WANNA BE A DAD!!!

26. Does this mean I have to pay child support?? Cause I’m broke.

27. Have I killed my own kids??

28. Do I need a lawyer?

29. How does Husk feel about being a step father?

30. Fuck I really need to go to bed. Or do crack.

31. Kid, what the FUCK is this list??

32. NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #sir pentious #egg bois #egg boiz #husk #huskerdust #hazbin hotel husk #husker hazbin hotel #stupid hazbin hotel lists #hazbin hotel crack

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hotbox421 · 7 months

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Please tell me this is coherent

#I know Evan uses he/him canonically but they feel like an egg waiting to crack.#the ravening war #court of fey and flowers #misfits and magic #d20 mismag #burrows end #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan

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chamoemileclown · 5 months

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*jellies your eggs*

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questionthewitness · 1 year

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tim wright and evan myers weren’t allowed to exist in the same universe bc if they were allowed to meet and share experiences they would’ve killed slenderman with hammers.

#woulda cracked his head open like an egg the moment they saw his ass #thinking about a slenderverse crossover again… hnnnghgh #slenderverse #marble hornets #everymanhybrid #evan myers #tim wright #tim mh #evan emh #cris.jpeg

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sanjiwifer · 3 months

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Sanami for the pretty women enjoyers

#its egg cracking time for sanji #nami calls him a pretty lady once and sanji is already questioning everything #one piece #nami #sanji #sanami #fem sanji

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cherium-meadows · 1 month

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I want y’all to know I’ll be back once I’m done having my fill w/ the new update LMAOO

In the mean time why did he do this when I gave him an egg😭😭😭😭

#stardew valley #alex stardew valley #alex sdv #stardew valley 1.6 #spoilers #every other time I give him an egg he’s normal and like thanks this is great for bulking up #but this time he was like lemme just crack that bad boy right open #alright fuckin Gaston lmao???#also I’m still using the Yandere mod tho this is my oc Elijah #I made him years ago but I wanted to remake his file bc I haven’t touched it in years #and it has like 100+ hours on that farm #anyways massive adv brain rot rn #none of you will escape me

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