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#It just cracks me up
rofax · 1 month
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Thinking about Army of the Doomstar again and how right before they play Aortic Desecration, Nathan is all, "What if this is the wrong song? 😧😨 "
Babygirl the first words are "we are all going to die", what the fuck made you think this was the RIGHT song???
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harrows-bones · 2 years
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y’all saw ianthe and thought wow. what absolutely horrible vibes. i’m so horny for that
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thekaiserroll · 2 years
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Ethan Winters during his college days according to some fanfics.
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epicqtefail · 2 years
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back on the wax-model-that-looks-like-connor bullshit 
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vigilskeep · 1 year
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it is rlly funny and startling to me personally when i read fic where malcolm hawke shows up but he’s purple bc of like purple hawkes and he goes around cracking jokes and expressing emotions or whatever
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magicwhiskers29 · 4 months
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Vector with a British accent sounds so sophisticated and I just. I can't. It throws me every tune the frenemy reads a line in that voice
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bomnun · 6 months
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yourlocalgremlin · 2 years
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I'm sorry I can't get over how hilariously unlike Nikolai Patrick Gibson looks to me. He looks like he's just a little guy. A friendly little guy. He looks as completely un-Nikolai like as someone who fits his basic description can. Please tell me other people feel like this.
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astro-b-o-y-d · 11 months
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And stop starin' at me with that big ol' eye!
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sumamitt · 1 year
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harrow to john: i love you
john, crying: i don't even FUCKING like you!!
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mount-everwhite · 2 years
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I love how 110% whipped WKX is for ZZS. Like funny and all yes but usually the character is embarrassed being called that or offended or is in denial of it or only is with some things
pff not him! He not only wears it on both peacock bright sleeves for all to see but telling him that would probably just prompt him to think of more ways to cater to his A-Xu
(watching a show with a character who's "whipped" for his girlfriend but WKX is so much better at it lol. full throttle no matter what)
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hinata-boke · 1 month
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why is his smile so radiant
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payasita · 1 year
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
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fanaticalthings · 8 days
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I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder
Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)
The major he chooses? Med.
Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.
Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.
And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.
Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk
So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end
And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.
It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.
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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"
So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.
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blluespirit · 4 months
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there are so many amazing and powerful benders in atla but what i love about zuko is that whether or not he can use his bending in that moment has zero (0) bearing on how much he’s going to absolutely kick your ass. no bending? that’s fine - he’s got swords. no swords or bending? that’s fine - he’s literally just going to beat you up. if you’re REALLY unlucky then you get all three. as a treat.
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