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thesnadger · 5 months

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I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.

Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?

I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?

Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.

I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:

#dnd #xanathar #long post #i feel in my bones that an early draft of this image had some typical frazetta-esque bikini girls here #and then a brilliant and heroic artist said no-- shirtless dudes #described in alt text

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lancteu · 4 months

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this has drained me of my will to live

#if the quality gets crunched im gonna be going ghost myself dude #i had this at 600dpi #my art #danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #danny fenton #dp fanart #this took me sO LONG #im so proud of it but watch me despise it in about an hour #lancteu back at it with yet another danny phantom design #let my boy be happy #let my boy be an astronaut PLEASE #i was gonna do glowy freckles but i already was dying with just this i could not be bothered #love flooding my own tags #if you couldn't tell #if you're actually reading these then hi :)

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junkypenni · 25 days

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go have some fun

#socpens #scorpy #rtvs #half life #hlvrai #dude ive been off the Internet for so long i screamed when i found out scorb did a half life stream #anyways yeah i got put into stasis by the gman guys

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bluegiragi · 6 months

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cockatrice (part 2)

early access + nsfw on patreon

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werewolf lore drop ahead!!

although werewolves are classified as a shifter-type monster (same as Horangi or the cockatrice) they're actually unique in a hidden way. Horangi is a hybrid whose lineology originates from the first pureblood haetaes, which had zero human in them. In comparison, werewolves originated AS a human-wolf monster, which results in an interesting relationship between the human and shifted 'full-wolf' form.

While Horangi is the same in his human and haetae form, Soap juggles two souls in one body - one belonging to human side, and the other to his wolf. They are both still implicitly him - the souls run parallel with one another throughout his life - but being a werewolf is very much like maintaining a life-long partnership. Soap and his wolf are a great example of a success story, but some werewolves have difficult relationships with their wolf, resulting in only transforming during full moons when they have to.

In some ways, Soap is perfect in the military's eyes as he has a strong connection with his wolf, and happens to come from a long line of larger-than-average specimens (even though he doesn't care too much about his genealogy, preferring to call himself a mongrel breed). In other ways, he's also a nightmare, because his wolf exemplifies the worst in his rebellious streak, featuring recklessness, fickleness towards authority and an extremely low tolerance for boredom.

#hehehehe pubby #i was so excited to draw this comic guys i actually looove drawing soap go full wolf #satisfying somehow. after going for a very long time only drawing Dudes TM #he's stuck like this until the end of the full moon so youre gonna be seeing more of this good boy #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #cod mw2 #monster 141 au #ghostsoap #giragi art

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fluttershyes · 9 months

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my comic rendition of @swollenbabyfat 's post

#mine #my little pony #mlp #fluttershy #tree hugger #tw drugs #all of the car shots are directly traced from goofle images exept the first one #and the intersection #dude u could not pay me a million dollars to learn to draw cars🫡#long post

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propussyslayer · 3 months

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remus "oh i think im gay" lupin

sirius "no mate im not gay i am comfortable with my heterosexuality wait wdym remus is going on a date with a rawenclaw how dare after all we have been through what the hell james make him stop" black

#that was long #incorrect marauders quotes #james potter #marauders era #marauders headcanon #sirius black #all the young dudes #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #jegulus #regulus black #wolfstar #remus x sirius #remus loves sirius #sirius loves remus #sirius lupin #lily evans #jily #jegulily

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molinaesque · 2 months

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"You know what inspires me? When there's no one in the house… and I'm all alone to do whatever I want." - Walton Goggins, Mulholland Distilling (2023) (x)

#walton goggins #mulholland distilling #screw it im tagging it with #cooper howard #more ppl need to see this #he's got a bunch of ads for this where it's cheeky and cute and funny... but THIS one is just... come on now #also i've said it before but i've always like walton... but the moment he decided “imma just be a silver fox now” it's GAME OVER #like the dude has been looking like the same 30-40 year old for so long to me... then panini happened and then BOOM #TRANSFORM #goggingifs

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chloesimaginationthings · 26 days

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Go ahead. Tell me I'm wrong

WHY would I when you are correct

#ask reply #my only criticism of this is you should of covered that dudes face #he ain’t like us #BUT LITERALLY Michael gotta have his faves and least fave animatronics #I actually don’t think he outright hates them all #I think it’s more complicated than that #similar to movie Vanessa I gotta believe he has actual interest in animatronics etc etc #maybe due to growing up with them #so yeah man has strong feelings on all of em #he could do a tier list on all animatronics and it be 5 hours long

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anoant · 11 months

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Pictochat!

#ant's art #homestuck #hs #someone on twitter asked me how they're chatting on different wifis #my theory is that they have a super long LAN cable #or Jade super hacked them to work internationally idk #beta kids #john egbert #dave strider #jade harley #rose lalonde #dude i miss my DS #shit was fire

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deckoftrickcards · 2 months

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they are at shiros wedding… lance is plotting something devious… keith wants him… badly…. IDFK FML

#voltron #keith kogane #klance #lance mcclain #vld #voltron legendary defender #klance fanart #vld fanart #keith fanart #lance fanart #ok no but i think keith spent so fucking long pining over this dude it’s insane #whatever u do don’t think about him smiling fondly at lance #he had to go home and chain smoke and get blackout drunk after this #give him a cigarette idgaf #mb

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fungi-maestro · 2 months

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Happy tdov to fat trans people. 🏳️‍⚧️ Biggest thing that helped me as a trans kid was seeing older fat trans people. There were a lot of really irritating "advice" posts going around early in my time on the internet with a lot of misinformation in them, but one that I constantly saw (in addition to people claiming you should wear your pants rediculously low or only wear button ups) were posts saying you had to lose weight to transition. Can confidently confirm that is completely untrue. 👍

#seal.txt #tdov #that 'sky and mike' image of the two old trans dudes hugging was one that I had saved to my phone as a trans teen #and i would look at it sometimes and just wonder how they had made it #idk its just nice knowing we live that long and its not a requirement to be skinnyin order to be respected and loved and get old #some of the old 'advice' posts i saw were really completely bizarre and a lot of them stick with me to this day in insecurities #this would have been 2016 ish tumblr so i know not that long ago but i would have been around 13 for reference #weird that i remember so many of the things i read back then. i could probably fill a post with things i was misinformed on due to Tumblr #specifically tumblrs run by people that i didnt really have the knowledge or awareness to understand probably didnt have my best interests #like 'trans rights ' blogs i would follow and not notice until much later were quite the opposite #this is the consequence of viewing social media before i knew all the secret codewords and my brain was much less developed than it is now

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novelconcepts · 2 years

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The defintion of hell is knowing a show is incredibly well-received in its first season, but if people don’t become machines churning out tweets, content, and rewatching 24/7, there’s no likelihood it’ll get a chance to tell its whole story. This shit is madness. Shows in different genres shouldn’t have to pit-battle for dominance. First seasons are MEANT to be baselines establishing worlds and characters, not complete storylines. The idea that this golden age of television has turned into “get it done in one or get out” is revolting.

#the sandman #paper girls #some of the hot takes on Twitter are breaking me #‘why don’t we know the whole story? it’s bad writing if you don’t have a complete story in the first season’ girl WHAT since WHEN #how many excellent shows were weak as fuck in S1?? and here we’re getting shows with incredible first seasons fighting for their lives #like fuckin Christ dude the idea of long form storytelling is allowing your story time and space to spread out #otherwise we would only make movies #i am so sick of this edge of my seat fear that any new show I fall in love with will get axed because the higher powers don’t care about art #this has to be a bubble right? this has to pop at some point and go back to shows valued on what they are #and don’t even get me started on creators having to beg for good reviews to balance out review-bombing from shitheads #if every one star review is clearly bigoted from the comments? why is anyone taking them into account??#why is there no way to manage this shit aside from creators being like ‘please help us”’

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beaulesbian · 1 year

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Glass Onion spoilers ahead! - long post

These parallels in the movie are so *chef's kiss* ✨️

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what a combo these two make! ♥

#this dude got to tell them the whole monologue in the first half of the movie #and then got the taste of his own medicine #love to see it #glass onion #knives out #glass onion a knives out mystery #knives out spoilers #glass onion spoilers #mine #long post #janelle monae #daniel craig #i dont have my pc to make gifs but i needed to put these parallels together! what a movie

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tylidae · 7 months

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A I L U R A N T H R O P Y 1 0 1

#art #my art #oc #my ocs #my oc #werecat #werewolf #neon #werewolf oc #werecat oc #horror #wanted to do a fun little dossier thing!!! :-D #took waaay too long but YAAAY finally done #i want to make more dossier style stuff of different thangs too..... looking at my alien raptorid dudes #i need to draw up world building type pieces like mad #everything is stored in my brain like a vault i neeed to draw it all out #also if some of this doesnt make sense....... sorry!!! i think in pictures and writing stuff is hard

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samd1o1 · 5 months

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So I was looking at my Socials PFP and Discord PFP and then I noticed;

These are the same fucking smile

#Kinda gay to copy your hate crush's signature smile my dude #Idk why it took me so long to realize this #Radiostatic #Staticradio #Alastor #Vox #Hazbin Hotel

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galoogamelady · 5 months

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Gab! I was playing Baldurs Gate 3 earlier, playing with my characters appearance in the magic mirror and um... accidentally turned him into Buttons.

This is what he normally looks like. I was just playing with stuff and only changed his scars to fit with his class and fighting style.

On another note, that hero forge link I sent you a while back of Buttons should be able to be viewed without a subscription now. The face customizer has been fully released, which is what kept it behind the subscription for "beta testers". They call it Pro Members, but we basically get sneak previews at new stuff and early access to beta features.

#he's like beautiful Squidward Buttons #I like your dude tho he looks like he could build a bitchin' deck #Fallout 3 #OC #Meg #Buttons #lookalike #Baldur's Gate 3 #long post #gif

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