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so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized
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cw minor blood and badly drawn gore just to be safe
#i just think he's neat#michael afton#my art#fnaf#fnaf fanart#fnart#five nights at freddy's#i love the name combos for fanart on here#erm erm erm#hi#drew these while baked like 2 days ago#stretched white impact font will never not crack me up tbh#hi again welcome back to danny lancteu's tag rambles
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PLEASE I JUST FINISHED GRIEVING YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEEE
drake lyrics that make me want to end it all 🩷💕💞💓💗💘
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Batfam: Oh sure we can! (track Jason)
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Bruce: You know you can stay, do you?
Alfred: Indeed, but I'm sure Master Jason might take care of them.
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What if boys were adopted since baby
except Damian.
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+ Cass and Duke are HERE
+ The third panel is Dick! It can be confused bt he's not Bruce! Is the oldest!
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everyone talks about how bruce talks about his 'babies' as if they're just sweet little kids, when they are OBVIOUSLY not (shocking everyone who meets them). but i think dick would do the Exact Same Thing:
dick: "and you're gonna LOVE my baby brother jason, he's so smart, and has such a sense of empathy. but god does he just get bigger every day, they grow up so fast"
enter 6'5 literal mountain jason todd, who looks like he's going to snap someone's neck if they so much as look at him the wrong way.
dick: "sometimes i'm just blown away by tim's genius. i'm always so proud of him when he accomplishes new things, but every time it just reminds me how independent he's getting. he's so full of life too, it's hard to keep up with him."
enter tim, who looks like he's met death and bears all of the world's secrets. although perpetually battered and worn down, he is also, not a baby.
dick: "oh and damian... he's the littlest one, and he's just the cutest, always learning and wanting to be just like his big brothers. he's so sweet too, not a mean bone in his body"
enter damian.. this one fits the size description at least.
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You underestimate me.... *unsheaths and re-sheaths my sword in the blink of an eye. you now have top surgery*
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Red hood : if you don’t tell what I want to know I’ll put a bullet in your skull
Criminal: Go ahead kill me I ain’t scared to die!
Robin: we can glue a jar full of rats to your stomach and blow torch the end so they only way they can escape by eating your stomach and crawl in your guts
Criminal and red hood: what the fuck-
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“Bruce wouldn’t call his kids any cutesy nicknames y’all are cringe” first of all Bruce canonically refers to children as “honey” and “sweetheart” as BATMAN, so, close your mouth, monster breath
Second of all, Thomas Wayne called him everything from “Bunny, honey, sweetheart, baby, bambino, sweetie” to “Gumdrop, honeybee, amore, babe, “ and you can die trying to take it away from me
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Tim: good cop
Damian: bad cop
Dick: you better fucking be interrogated by my brothers
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