#IT NEVER TELLS MEEEEEEEEE
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hello my dear! as i was falling asleep last night i thought about your oceans 8 kimchay au again and then this thing popped out of me as soon as i woke up:
Kim surveys the gallery with a nonchalant air. "So what exactly am I stealing?"
"My heart," mumbles Chay.
"What?"
"What?" Chay looks at her audio controls, and sure enough, her mic is on.
Shit.
"Uhh, art. I said art."
"Okay," laughs Kim. "I deserved that. But seriously, Chay, what art am I stealing?"
Chay eyes Kim's image on the security footage. Even on the grainy screen she looks better than everything else in the room.
"It's that sculpture 45 degrees to your right."
"This hideous thing?"
"Well, it's worth 2.4 million USD."
Chay can hear the scowl in Kim's next words, "Why do rich people have such bad taste?"
"P'Kim, aren't you rich too?"
Kim's laugh sets Chay's ears on fire. "Okay, to be fair, most of my life consists of choices made in bad taste. And the rest… well there's more than one way to bad, isn't there, Chay?"
"Can you two please stop flirting on the channel? I don't want to hear this."
"Je!" Chay nearly screams into her mic, but she manages to rein it down to an outraged whisper at the last minute. "As if this is as bad as the time we walked in on you and Kinn having sex on the couch?"
"It's not my fault you barged in," whines Porsche.
"It was in the living room? In a shared space?? In the middle of the afternoon???" Chay feels nauseous just thinking about it. She hasn't so much as looked at that couch, never mind sit in it, since The Incident.
Chay can see Kim nodding on the screen, as if she's contemplating one of the paintings on the wall. "She's right, Porsche. One of these days I'm going to burn that couch."
That of course spurs Kinn to open her big mouth. "We'll just have sex on the new couch."
"Oh, fuck you," says Kim.
"Yes, I will," says Porsche.
"I quit. Can I quit? I suddenly don't want to be here. Chay, meet me at the coffee shop around the corner. Kinn, Porsche, the two of you can steal this shitty trinket yourselves. I don't need a cut of the 2.4 million. This isn't worth it."
Kim's mic feed goes dead and Chay tracks her annoyed power walk through the various camera feeds.
Hell yeah! Chay fist bumps in celebration. A date with Kim is worth way more than 2.4 million.
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i hope you think about this kimchay oceans 8 universe so much that you'll write it once idolistic is done okay ilu bye 😇
SOBBING YELLING THROWING UP!!!!! what a beautiful gift to grace my inbox this morning!! i'm so full of emotions ahhhhhhhh
Kim surveys the gallery with a nonchalant air. "So what exactly am I stealing?"
"My heart," mumbles Chay.
"What?"
"What?" Chay looks at her audio controls, and sure enough, her mic is on.
THIS BIT!!! THIS BIT STOLE MY HEART it's perfect thank you. love these pda siblings (poor chay, poor kim, porsche and kinn listening to them flirt is what they deserve) and ahhh chay getting a date with her girl!! chay's little fist bump 🥺
now they're gonna have a cute little coffee date with kim (in her incognito casing a joint clothes?) which is like a very gay leather jacket and ripped jeans, big boots. grunge art school student style. while chay just beams at her with big eyes and holds her hand. kim orders her everything on the menu
also repeat this in the future. kim dressed up fancy fancy (cape, we all know which one) abandoning some gala job to hole up in a late night take out joint, ethereally pretty and jewellery sparkling in the dingy decor while chay sits across from her, smiling adoringly. that's her girl!! chay proceeds to order her everything on the menu
#HI THANK YOU THIS WAS LOVELY TO WAKE UP TO!!#seriously shirleyy ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🥺💖#kimchay#ocean's 8#chay is gonna order kim everything on the menu (her girl is hungry!!)#but kim's the one who pays for it lol#anyway i'm full of emotions!!!!#this was a wonderful little read!#also tumblr i freaking dare you to tell me when i have messages in my inbox on mobile#IT NEVER TELLS MEEEEEEEEE
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CLOSET HISTORIAN LITTLE GREEN STREAK IN THE FRONT
#she did this for meeeeeeeee <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 like not actually but in my heart#she heard my lamentations and grief over losing seungmin's lil bang moment and took mercy on me and she looks sooooo gooooddddd#hi hello. i never post about this but i watch a lot of costubers or whatever the sewing yt community is called and i've been in love with#her channel for yearsssssssssss i can't ever sleep with a video playing unless it's hers bc her voice is so soothing (NOT that her shit is#boring btw every video is banger and just genuinely impressive)#i'm maybe more than a little gay for her can you tell. And She's Queer Too i just adore her. her channel name is a gay pun <3#anyway sorry. i have feelings about her <3#a post#if i had a nickel for every time a celebrity i liked dyed just the little front bang bits electric green i'd have two nickels etc etc#this is a good night for me i needed some good news after eating shit on stage lmao <3 but apparently no one saw in the audience#god i should go to bed. i'm going to wash my face and then Sleep i think <3
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this year cannot get any fucking worse, my crackhead coworkers are literally posting a picture of me at work on their social media in attempt to find out where the fuck i live, can SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
#ITS BECOMING HARDER TO TELL MY BRAIN TO NOT KILL THYSELF#IM FUCKING LOSING MY SHIT#HOW DO THINGS JUST KEEP GETTING WORSE#IM LITERALLY TRY SO FUCKING HARD AND I NEVER DONE ANYTHING AND ALL THE SUDDEN ANOTEHR COWORKER TELLS THEM HOW IM NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF#THEM AND THEYRE TRYING TO KILL MEEEEEEEEE
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I have input so much fuxkin information today. speedrunning. eso. elden ring. the ins and outs of live2d. three seperate layers for one fifth of a sleeve.
#true story#I don't even know how to finish this I'm just Tired yall#but a good tired. a good tired#congrats to meeeeeeeee for starting a vtuber heehoo :3#I am become. catte.#oh god for reference I bought a new drawing program the other day#and while trying to figure that out I am also watching tutorials and how tos on a completely different#equally if not MORE complicated program#that I haven't even downloaded yet because it has a limited free trial period and I want to squeeze out as much as I can#let me tell you. trying to understand an in depth tutorial with zero hands on knowledge of the actual. program.#is Real Fuckin Hard.#every step she mentions is 100% new information#to be clear. I am having fun. it's just So much brain power fndbdkshd#I think I did too much today my brain is fried#however!!!! and this is. self compliment so hang on#I am good at just sitting down with a program and being able to wrestle it into doing what I want#AND I have familiarity with Old As Balls software (ie audacity) because free programs babeyyyy I'm broke as shit#meaning I kinda know what it's doing and how the developers think even tho I've never looked at the program before#fjslfhskd yay that summer of java coding I did lmao#and all the great times I've spent with audacity. hooaah.#anyway sleep time now heehoo :3
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stay as long as you need
fushiguro toji x reader
summary: toji can't stop hanging around his new neighbor, even though she has a boyfriend. oh well, he knows he's better for her anyway.
w/c: 1.2k
tags/warnings: hurt/comfort. angst to fluff. domestic violence perpetrated by reader's boyfriend, but nothing terribly graphic; the incident is discussed after the fact, not depicted. implied age gap. protective!toji. toji actually being nice. cliche "who did this to you" moment. fem!reader
a/n: WHY IS HE SO HOT??????? I JUST WANT HIM TO TAKE CARE OF MEEEEEEEEE (OR CRUSH ME WITH HIS THIGHS, IM NOT PICKY) on a less unhinged note, thanks for reading!!
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"need some help?"
you nearly jump upon hearing the words, having been lost in your own little world. when you turn around, you're met with a dark haired, well built man and just the sight of him makes your cheeks feel hot.
"oh, i- um," you glance between him and the heavy box in your hands.
he's already taking it from you though, effortlessly balancing it in one hand before opening the door for you with the other.
"thanks," you squeak out, stepping inside your new apartment building.
he smirks down at you, eyes raking over your body. toji isn't exactly the good samaritan type, but for a pretty little thing like you, he can certainly make an exception.
the elevator button lights up when he presses it. "just moving in?"
"yup! third floor. getting everything up there has been quite the ordeal, so i appreciate your help," you explain sweetly.
when the metal doors slide open, he lets you step inside first.
"hm, all by yourself? no boyfriend in the picture?" well, the sorcerer killer has never been one for subtly.
"yeah, actually," you return sheepishly. "he's just out with his friends at the moment."
"that so?" you don't see the look of judgement that crosses his face, though it isn't at all directed toward you.
once you emerge on your floor, toji follows along just a step behind you. he can't help his amusement when you stop at your door. "would you look at that. i guess we're neighbors now."
his head nods toward his own apartment, just two doors down from yours. "oh good! i'm glad this wasn't too far out of your way."
"don't worry about it, wouldn't have been any trouble either way."
you offer him a bashful smile before your door clicks open, revealing quite a few boxes just inside. "you can just put that anywhere, don't mind the mess.. i'm (y/n), by the way."
"toji." he places it on top of one of the other boxes, honestly impressed that you managed to get so many upstairs by yourself. "can i have your car keys?"
he thinks the look of confusion that crosses your features is just too cute. "what for?"
he chuckles because it should be obvious, but clearly you aren't used to being taken care of. "to get the rest of your boxes, princess."
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the next afternoon, toji answers a knock at his door and finds you on the other side. you've got a plate of fresh cookies in your hand, which you shyly offer to the tall man. "these are for you. thank you so much for all your help yesterday! i couldn't have done it without you."
"thanks, you didn't have to," he tells you, although he's happy you did. when he pulls them from your grasp, his hands brush yours. he invites you in, insisting he can't enjoy them alone, but really he just wants to get to know you.
and he does. over the next few weeks, you spend a surprising amount of time in one another's company. whenever he bumps into you in the hall, he'll chat with you for a while, even (or, especially) when he's running late to a job.
one day you mention that a shelf you ordered came disassembled, so he offers to come over and put it together for you. of course you show up at his door the next day with a new plate of cookies.
another morning, toji groans when he discovers that he's out of tea, but quickly realizes it's the perfect excuse to knock on your door. when it swings open, he swallows thickly, taking in your tiny shorts and thin tank top. it was obvious you'd just woken up.
you're no better than he is with the way your eyes trail over his fitted tshirt, then down to the sweatpants that hang loosely around his waist. you're both too preoccupied staring to notice the other doing the same.
"mornin', sleepy beauty," he says with a lopsided grin.
"good morning, toji." you return his smile, your greeting a saccharine melody to his ears. oh, the things he'd do to have you all to himself.
he explains his predicament and you're more than happy to invite him inside. you both sit at your kitchen table, nursing a cup of tea and chatting about your day. the domesticity off it all leaves a pleasant taste in his mouth, which is bizarre seeing as up until a few weeks ago, he'd have found the thought down right repulsive.
but he just can't get you out of his head. you're too sweet for your own good, too young to know what you deserve in a man, and he's more than willing to show you.
he knows you're not available, but makes no attempt to stifle his growing fondness toward you. after all, he'd only ever seen your boyfriend once.
you were returning from a rare afternoon out just as he was leaving to pick up something for lunch. you looked so good in your cute little dress that he hardly even noticed your boyfriend at first.
"hey, (y/n)," toji greeted you. "who's this?"
he didn't give you a chance to speak, just pulled you into his side. "her boyfriend."
"ah," he leered, his nose crinkled. "i wasn't sure since i never see you around."
your eyes flickered between the two men somewhat nervously. toji towered over your boyfriend, a feat he took great satisfaction in.
a humorless laugh came from your left. "prefer to have her over at my place."
toji didn't respond right away, just looked down at you, taking note of your quietness. he briefly recalled the time you mentioned how much it bothered you that your boyfriend never came to visit, that you always had to make the effort.
"right.. well, you're a lucky man." he looked much more smug by then, his head falling to the side. "your girl has the best cookies around."
toji moves past both of you without waiting for a reply, roughly clapping your boyfriend on the shoulder. "see you around, (y/n)."
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nearly two weeks later, toji's leaving his apartment late in the evening, as his current job can really only be taken care of during the nighttime hours. he doesn't expect to see many people in the halls, so he's surprised to find you at your apartment door.
the hood of your sweatshirt is pulled over your head, obscuring your face from his view. "(y/n)?"
you don't respond, so he takes a step toward you. it's only then he notices the way your hands are trembling, struggling with the lock. he reaches out, but when his fingers brush your arm, you jump back as if you'd been completely oblivious to his presence.
"hey-" he begins to say, but stops once he sees your face. his eyes darken and his jaw tenses, the veins in his neck becoming more prominent as a result.
your cheekbone is bright red, a small cut stretching across the center of the mark. your eyes watch him, wide and fearful, and you're all but frozen in place.
"who did this to you?"
he's struggling to keep his composure, the sight of your bruised face enough to have his heart hammering away angrily in his chest. you look away, tears forming in your eyes, and you can't bring yourself to respond.
"was it him?" he presses.
you nod, pulling your bottom lip between your teeth in an attempt to keep from crying. "i-it's okay, though. he didn't mean it, really, and-"
"look me in the face and try that again."
you meet his gaze, somewhat unwillingly, and whimper. "i.. i can't."
he sighs quietly, his job already forgotten for the night, and moves toward you. he remembers how you flinched away from him just moments ago. "..can i touch you?"
you nod once more and he hesitantly pulls you against his chest. it's getting harder and harder to keep your emotions in check, especially with the slow circles his hand is drawing on your back.
"i was so scared, toji," you finally admit, voice barely above a whisper.
"i know, but you're safe now. won't let 'im touch you ever again," he promises, fully intent on keeping it.
his words push you over the edge and you grab at his shirt as you begin to weep, your knees buckling beneath you. he supports your weight, rocking you back and forth. "you're okay. it's going to be okay."
after a minute or two, he finally hears you take a shaky breath and relief fills his chest at the sound. "see? just like that, baby. in and out."
you do as he says and after a few more breaths, he pulls away from you and takes your hand. "c'mon. let's get you cleaned up."
leading you into his apartment, he goes straight to the bathroom. you gasp when he grabs you by the hips and hoists you up onto the counter before searching for his first aid kit. when he pulls it down from the cabinet, he moves to stand between your legs.
grabbing you by the chin, he tilts your head to get a better look your injury. the redness is already transitioning to a darker hue and he knows it'll look even worse tomorrow.
"gonna clean the cut, okay? it might sting."
"okay," you sniffle.
he rips open an alcohol wipe, dabbing it gently against your cheekbone. when you wince in pain, he offers a quiet apology, but he's finished before long, having applied a bit of ointment as well.
"thank you," you murmur.
both of his hands find your thighs, resting on the area just above your knees. "don't thank me. not for this."
there's an edge to his voice, but you know it's not directed toward you. your hands settle on top of his own, quelling his anger for the time being.
"you know," he grunts, his gaze lingering on your cheek before it shifts toward your eyes. "i could never lay a hand on you."
his expression is much softer now than it was in the hallway and he savors the small smile that tugs at your lips. "i know, toji."
as he looks down at you, he knows he's done for. hell, he's known it for a while now. you deserve to be adored. taken care of. made to feel good... and toji is more than confident in his ability to do so.
for a fleeting moment, he considers the fact it wouldn't be hard to find out where your boyfriend lives, to make sure he never raises a hand to you again, but your gentle voice pulls him from his thoughts.
"can i stay with you tonight?" you ask meekly.
"yeah, 'course.. you can stay as long as you need."
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Inumaki ~ Speak a loud
Warning: smut, unprotected sex, heavy smut....
( All characters are aged up/18+)
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Read those warnings carefully....if you don't like my stories block me not report....
I was a second year student in jujutsu high. I enjoyed my life a lot there. I had friends there. They were so good. But I had a crush on one of my friend. And that was none other than Inumaki. Yes... inumaki toge. But I didn't know that inumaki also had a crush on me.
So, in jujutsu high Maki was my bestfriend. I always shared everything with her. I even told her that I have a crush on inumaki. Then like all best friends she started teasing me with his name and did things to embarrass me like push me on him or push him on me while we were talking. Maki also knew that Inumaki also have a crush on me but because both of us told her not to tell anyone, she never did.
One day panda, Maki and Inumaki were talking together. I wasn't with them. I was in a near by room. I was finding a file for my project work. Suddenly all lights turned off. "Ahh... electricity had to go now!!!" I groaned. I took my phone out turned on the flash light and started my work again. The light wasn't that strong but still I had to work with that.
"Ah...this electricity!" Maki groaned. "Salmon " Inumaki replied and turned on the flash light. They started talking again. Suddenly something came in Maki's mind and she smirked and then spoke." Hey panda you wanna know a secret?" "yes....tell me"panda replied. "You know? That inumaki is bottom." "What!" Panda was shoked. " Bonito flakes! Bonito flakes!" Inumaki protested. "Oh don't scream like that. We know very well that you are bottom" Maki replied.
"Bonito flakesssss!!!!" Inumaki protested again. " So you are saying that you are not.... then prove us" maki said with a smirk. "Kelp" he replied." So you have to do one thing...... Go in that room * points at the room* lock the door and scream with all your energy FUCK ME. Do it and we'll believe you. And yeah don't think about us. We're gonna cover our ears."
Toge agreed and went to the room closed the door behind. In other side Maki locked the door from outside. Inumaki took a deep breath then screamed with all his energy "FUCKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEE!!!" he used all his energy that's why his thorat began to hurt. He can't speak anymore. But what he didn't know was that I was in that room. Suddenly all lights turned on and we saw each other. Our faces were as red as a tomato. Inumaki realised that why maki made him do it.
I couldn't control my own body. I automatically got close to him. I pressed my lips on his. My hand automatically went into his pant and boxer. He moaned in the sensetion. I deepen the kiss.
I pushed him on the floor and pulled down his pant with his boxer. He couldn't even stop me before I slide my pantie and sit on his dick. We both moaned out loudly as his full length slide inside me.
I started moving. Started riding him. We both were a moaning mess. My ridding became faster and faster. I can't stop myself. The way his dick was giving me pleasure....just ✨
My legs were already too weak. I can't even go faster. But our pleasure was so close. Seeing my situation Inumaki flipped me. Now I was on the floor and he was on top of me. Then he started thursting inside me. His thurst was way more harder and faster than mine. With a few more thurst we both came together.
Inumaki rested his forehead on mine and pulled out of me. " I love you" he spoke.
" What!?"
"I love you"
"I mean..... For real??!!"
" Salmon"
"Oh my God..... I love you too inumaki!!!"
I kissed him again.💗
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Drinking with Rosaria & Eula!
CW: Male!Reader, swearing, reader and character are drunk to some degree, not proofread, ignore the implication of Disney existing in Teyvat okay?
Rosaria doesn't stray from alcohol, not by any means. She never gets drunk, or at least that's what she claims. Not in public anyway. If the drinks pour a little too fast for clarity of mind to remain, the notoriously horny sister becomes a literal succubus. No five minutes may pass without a dirty remark of some sort, suggestive gestures or not-so-restrained touching. She also tends to cuss a lot. But who cares, if all of it is contained within your own four walls? Your drunk self certainly doesn't.
The fifth anniversary of your dating was upon you, so you and Rosaria thought that a few drinks wouldn't hurt. Well, Rosaria has a different definition of 'a few drinks'. By now, two bottles of Dandelion Wine are completely dry, with a third one already open. The wine glasses are halfway full, the two of you already blushing heavily. Rosaria is sitting on your lap, placing sloppy kisses all over your neck. You playfully push her away every now and then, but she dives right back in no time.
"R-Rosie… Your wine will get warm, you know?" You mutter, barely keeping composure under the barrage of kisses she delivers.
"Pfffffffffffft. Who cares… You're alllll I need baby~"
"No, seriously. Who wants to drink warm wine?"
She pulls away, seemingly considering your words. It takes a while, but she finally nods her head.
"Yeah. You're right." She down the entire glass in one go, and sighs loudly. "Mmm, That's the stuff…"
You look at her. Despite the river of alcohol clouding your mind, you see clearly. You see her, your beloved, your chosen, your girlfriend. Her pale skin, her delicate yet sharp features, her slim, painted lips, her slender fingers, her rich chest… The wine turns your awe into obsession. You grab her jaw and turn her face to look at you.
"Rosaria… you're… the most beautiful woman I have ever seen…" You mutter. So beautiful, mysterious, so unique, so enchanting, so tantalizing…
Like a vampire.
"Like a vampire…" Your thoughts escape your mind. Rosaria draws a smile.
"Hm?"
"Are you one? A vampire, I… I mean. You gonna suck my blood out, Rosie?"
Even if you are drunk, your mind still works. It has some merit. She has pale skin, she goes out only at night, she likes red fluids… and those teeth… your neck, your hands, your arms, your thighs, your stomach and your… other bits know the sting of those canines all too well by now.
Rosaria chuckles. "Nah, s-sorry. I'm not gonna drink your blood, but I will gladly suck something else, hehe~" She leans down and makes a small growling sound.
"Rosariaaaaa!" You both laugh. She pulls back and wraps her arms around your neck.
"I talked to a four-eyes once, you know? About my skin."
"Ah, I see… What did he tell you?" You finish up your glass of wine.
"He told me that my ancestors may have come from Wat… Watsu…Tsu.. Watsumi Island, was it? Eh, close enough." She sniffs. "Fuckin' fish people, anyway."
"You are looking fishy sometimes, that I will give you…"
"I never found any scales, gills, fins or whatevers on me. Sad." She hics. "I wanted to be a mermaid when I was a teeny tiny girl, you k-know? I wanted to swim below the waters, a-and sing songs, a-and play with my fish friends… I always wanted a crab, you know? I would name him… Sebastian."
You sit in silence for a minute, smiling like children at each other before the lyrics can no longer be contained.
"Under the sea, under the sea, darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from meeeeeeeee, up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun they slave away, while we devotin', full time to floatin', under the seaaaaaaaaaaaa…" You sing in drunken unison, ending the broken auditory mess of a cover with a hard burst of laughter. When Rosaria calms down, she leans into you, her lips pressed right against your ear.
"You know what else he told me?"
"Hm?"
"H-he told me that young men need to have sex to be healthy… And, baby, I will make you the healthiest man in Teyvat, heh~" She sloppily kisses your ear, sending shivers of excitement through your body. She pulls away, and pushes up her chest proudly. "D-doctor Rosaria prescribes you her tight, warm, wet cun-"
"Rosariaaaaa stoooooooooop!"
As expected, neither of you remembered the conversation in the morning.
Eula got drunk sometimes - during free days, of course. She was doing that more often before, mainly due to stress and soul-crushing loneliness. She would often cry herself to sleep after returning home, but now that she has you, that's no longer an occurrence. Since she tends to get very sad when drunk, she allows herself to be tipsy at most. Not to spoil your fun, since you tend to be quite entertaining to be around when you had too much to drink.
"Are you sure you want another one, my dear?"
Eula stops herself from pouring you another round from the bottle but you just wave your hand.
"Go for it. I'm still standing!"
She smirks, letting the liquid fill the cup. "Well, as you wish."
You grab the wooden vessel and instantly lift it to your lips. The cool taste of wine reaches your lips and the warmth spreads through your body oh so pleasantly. Mondstadt's wine never had low alcohol content.
"You know, I don't get it." You speak, eyes barely ajar.
"What exactly, Y/N?" Eula eyes her own cup carefully, trying to hold herself from filling it. Again.
"I don't understand w-why they hate you… You didn't do anything wrong." You look up at her, your eyes filled with sadness. "You're a good woman, Eula. You do great w-work, you keep the people safe, you kill monsters…"
She looks down, unsure of what to say. After a moment, she speaks quietly. "It is what it is."
She suddenly feels your hand move over hers. It's warm, so pleasantly warm, enveloping hers. She gasps quietly. "No, Eula. This cannot continue. I won't let you be sad anymore."
She looks up at you, straight into your eyes. This time, they are overflowing with kindness and love, the purest form of it. She frowns, trying to hold back the prickling feeling in her eyes. Why does she get so sensitive each time alcohol and you are involved?
"I love you, Eula. I love you so much, I-I want you to be happy, and I will do my best to make up for all the hurt they have you. I… I never want to see you sad again, alright? I… love you, Eula. I love you so much."
She smiles at you, tears slowly falling from her cheeks. She doesn't deserve you.
"Go home, Y/N. You're drunk." Her lower lip trembles slightly.
"H-home? But I am home, my love."
Eula smirks, looking down at the bar table for a brief moment. "How so?"
You reach over the table, and place your hand over her heart. Her skin is cold, but you feel the warmth radiating from within.
"Home is where you are, Eula."
She blushes and covers her eyes with her gloved hand. She can no longer hold back the tears. She chokes back a sob.
"I l-love you too, Y/N. I d-don't deserve you… truly…"
"Hey, d-don't say that! And I told you t-that I don't want you to be sad, Eula… If you want to, we can go home a-and cuddle. Does that sound good?"
She sniffs.
"Yes, let's g-go home, Y/N."
Thanks for reading!
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I NEVER TRUST A NARCISSSSSSISTTT OHHHHHH BUT THEY LOVE MEEEEEEEEE SO I PLAY EM LIKE A VIOLINNN AND MAKE. IT. LOOK. OHHH SOOOO EASYYY. and for every lie i tell themmmm THEY TELL ME THREEEEEEEEEEEE THIS. IS. HOW. THE. WORLD. WORKS. NOW ALL HE THINK ABOUT IS ME.
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imagine backing up binnie against the wall and he starts begging for you but not being specific at all so you tell him to use hus words and he's finally like "please kiss me" and you smile gently and tell him to close his eyes and he does and waits so nervously and excitedly and you hover over his mouth and stay there for a few seconds just to tease him and then finally lean over and kiss his cheekies instead🥰🥰
and when you're like "happy now?" he smiles slightly and keeps his eyes closed still and he mumbles a "please.... please kiss me for real" and when you giggle at him he goes on with "I've been waiting so long for this"
BANGS HEAD AGAINST WALL AND THEN I KISS HIM AND FUCK HIM AGAINST THAT WALL EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE omg during the kiss he almost doesn't reach out to you but then he ever so slightly grips onto your shirt ARE YOU FAWKING KIDDING MEEEEEEEEE INWONT HIM SO BAD
binnie immediately resorting to begging without even knowing what he’s really begging for is so cute he absolutely would 🥰 i havent been normal since the skz family ep where he quietly pleaded to hold jeongin’s hand…he’d be so whiny for you but in the softest, politest of ways
he’d look so so cute waiting patiently for you to kiss him w his eyes squeezed shut and his posture straightened up and his doll lips puckered, trying to fight back his smile bc he’s so giddy over just the thought of kissing you, you’d think he’d never done it before. the pout he shoots you when you kiss his cheek instead would be so adorable, esp when his face turns a shade pinker bc even a lil bit of ur attention is enough to make his heart race 💓 and the hesitant grip on ur shirt when u finally kiss him, wondering if he should pull u closer ㅠ he'd definitely try to chase ur lips when u pull away too, whining that the kiss wasn't nearly long enough
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I was with the guy I was seeing and we were laying in my dorm, he’s watching tiktoks with me and I get a notification from you and it’s literally “who is winning the squirt off” OR SOMETHING IDK I SAW SQUIRT AND TURNED MY PHONE OFF I PANICKED AND HE WAS LIKE “who even uses tumblr anymore?” It went over his head but HOLY FUCK! I was gonna VOMIT BUT HE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING. But I did make up an excuse to why I use Tumblr. I told him I use it for “photos” AND he bought it so I’m not complaining. If he ever becomes boyfie I will still never EVER TELL A MAN IM READING FANFIC idc if he’s my husband or soulmate or ANY OF THAT. Lips are sealed…
HELP MEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY THATS SO FUNNY, having my post notifs on always comes with a risk LOLL
i’m glad he fell for ur lie bcs i 100% would’ve done the same, no man needs to know my business on here
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You know who this is. My request is for you to draw the Cheesy Cheetah. Or the Hollow Knight from your video games. Or don’t. I can’t tell you what to do, I’m not your dad.
*Chuckles I know who you are, bro XD
WEELLLLLL... THIS SURE TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO GET AROUND. Thanks to 0 confidence..
ANYWAY.. ITS MEEEEEEEEE
Putting the last time I drew my sona under the cut (Warning: its ugly)
SO- I remember drawing this, and not posting it afterwards though I was posting WIPs of it. But it was so bad I just shoved it in my art folder and never looked at it again until last night
I want to grab a USB drive, import this image onto it, and then set the drive on fire 👍
#mokuknight answers#mokus geek art#lemme reblog this to my art blog real quick too. Thats where I'll put actual tags in
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people keep saying they had breaks and it's confirmed when that was not what Tree said. Rough patches that they were able to overcome doesn't necessarily mean they took breaks.
and people in this fandom can't envision this but after everything we know about her and Matty and how things went down, I cannot see how their fling only started after the breakup. To me, atleast since january there was flirting and/or emotional cheating going on. And I think it's going to take Taylor to tell us in high infidelity and getaway car style for people to believe it. How she again needed a reason (I never liked that line between) to leave and her BF wasn't loving her enough etc etc so she started to lean into this other guy that gave her attention as a plan b
i don't think it's 100% confirmed, but when i think about songs she wrote like hits different, it seems clear (TO MEEEEEEEEE) that space was taken. call it whatever you want lmao.
also, if she cheated on joe, or rebounded mere days after it ended, it's all kind of the same in the wash. emotionally cheating, physically cheating, emotionally detaching, pushing your partner away -- these are all extremely common things people do when their relationship is dying and it can't be saved, or someone refuses to save it.
i know it makes some of y'all mad but RARELY do people leave relationships when they "should" because... get this... it's hard! and people generally just do the easy thing. and i'm not defending cheating and i have never cheated, but i guess i don't get why i'm supposed to be pressed at the possibility.
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{Chatting}
So I’m currently turning this into a fic with my OCs but I have a soulmate au idea. (Not the ex-Plasma!reader one, something entirely different.)
Interested? 0w0
~Spark💥
Um??????
Of course??????
I am never NOT interested in what you have to write
I’m still salivating over the lovely angst you wrote Jes between warden Ingo and his lover! It hits all my buttons!
So TELL MEEEEEEEEE
~Renee
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OKAY I HAVE ONE HOUR BEFORE THE OS2 MSP EPISODE COMES OUT SO HOPEFULLY I CAN FINISH THE ABAAB EPISODE BEFORE THEN, imma try to dial it down on the commentary so that its faster
(also fun fact, i tried to do the mouthfuls of water when i mention how pretty anyone or their hair is thing that i suggested. and i had 48 mouthfuls of water and an immediate need to pee and i was worried that throughout the night i would suddenly become a 3 year old child and pee my bed. anyway.)
AH SHOOT YEAH THE NOTE HE LEFT
where the hell did cher go
we’re probably about to find out but i wanna formulate my thoughts first
(dang it now im thinking of first kanaphan bc i said ‘first’ STAY ON TRACK STAY ON TRACK STAY ON TRACK)
presumably hes gone back to like his home town thingy
but... why
i have no idea
we shall see
OH, STUFF YOU
VAFFANCULO TU OMOFOBO PEZZO DI MERDA
LA DETESTO, DETESTO MOLTO
LEI PUÒ MORIRE IN UNA BUCA FREDDA E BUIA ALL’INFERNO, PER FAVORE
STRDYTCFUVJYHKB
“you two are not a good match” LIES, LIIEEEESSS
NOOOOOO HE IS SADDDDDD
HHHWHYYYYY
“take care of your health” i love jack so much
guys we’re nearly 6 minutes in and i havent mentioned jack’s hair ONCE
okay well i just did BUT THAT DOESNT COUNT
THIS IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION
I EXERCISED ✨RESTRAINT✨
“please tell him dont be too hard on yourself, and take care” AWWJRGKHB
poor dude misses cher so much he keeps hallucinating him
at this point the real cher is gonna show up and he’s gonna think its one of his hallucinations for goodness sake
gun, go to therapy
hes so pretty tho
i love him
and you didnt have a chance to say goodbye? because you didnt know it was a goodbye? and you desperately want to see him again but youre also terrified of that ever possibly happening because you know itll mean there’s going to be a goodbye, either that day or just at some point in the future, there will always be a goodbye, and you dont know if its worse to never get a chance to say goodbye or being forced to say goodbye against your own will? and youve had too many goodbyes in your life to know how to deal with it but you keep forgetting to bring this up with your psychologist when you see her once a month?
whaaaat, me? projecting? no wayyyyy
i love porsche
porsche and gun are like lesbians
that makes sense somehow
porschegun are lesbians
i will not elaborate
“you, thyme, and cher. everyone left me. i have no one left.” jEEZ THAT ONE REALLY STABBED ME IN THE HEART SIX TIMES
KILL MEEEEEEEEE
whaaaat i have attachment issues? my psychologist said i have high signs of separation anxiety, like im a dog? noooooo waaaaaayyyyyyyy
bro
DANG IT OF COURSE THAT WAS A DREAM
“hes been drinking his old coffee for five days in a row” HOLY HELL HES NOT OKAY SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE OR SOMETHING
i love him
and his hair
sorry, i know i said i would dial it down but the episode is nearly over and it wouldnt be an abaab commentary post if i didnt mention and screenshot jack’s hair AT LEAST once.
HES JUST SO PRETTY
just. look at his face. appreciate his face. and his hair.
JACK’S SAD LITTLE SMILE AND THEN HE LOOKS AWAY- IM GONNA CRY I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH
CHER!! :DD
and... yacht???? (seriously, IS that his name)
HIS FREAKING BLUE HAIR IS SO PRETTY WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
second best hair in this show
“without you, my tiny room seems tremendous” FIHREBGKJB
GROUP MOMENT
THREEZOOOOOO
PLS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
“you’re making us horny” GIUERDBJSGOIRE THIS IS SO FUNNY WHAT THE HELL
HE IS AMAZING
AND ZO’S LITTLE FINGER SHAKE DSFDSGSGD
MY BOI IS GRADUATINGGGGG
MY BOI IS SEEING HIS BOY
JRGFJFNGGFVC
A WONDERFUL END TO THE EPISODE
THAT WAS EXCELLENT
I LOVE THEM
aight time for msp in like. five minutes.
#quodekash rambles about abaab#abaab jack's hair#jack's almighty curly hair#abaab#a boss and a babe#a boss and a babe series#a boss and a babe the series#chergun#guncher#forcebook#force jiratchapong#book kasidet#threezo#zothree#ohmfluke#flukeohm#fluke pusit#ohm thiphakorn#mike chinnarat#jack abaab
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Chernov frowned for a moment at the text.
~~So what's with you and King ASshole?~~
He had to wonder how many different names he had for Xerynn at this stage. He was about to give a terse reply when his phone buzzed again.
~~I mean, besides the whole cop-vs-prosecutor thing. Ethan won't tell me.~~
"That's because Ethan's a smitten puppy," he muttered. He sighed and shoved the file he'd been carrying under his arm.
~~Is it really that interesting?~~
He smirked at the response.
~~Tell meeeeeeeee~~
"You asked for it, you idiot." He looked about the hallway and found an alcove he could duck into. Once there, he jammed the file into a corner, freeing up his hands.
~~Xerynn likes to see if he can find weak spots in the department. He thought I would be one. I wasn't.~~
He waited.
~~That sounds boring. Thought it was more interesting than that.~~
He grinned. ~~Well, after he realized I wasn't one to drop trou and bend over, he gave up.~~
The pause was longer this time.
~~WHAT. WHAT? HE LK;JAGKLJEAL;GKJEDKL~~
Chernov collected his folder, amused that he'd been able to render Kai speechless in nearly every avenue of communication at this point. His phone buzzed three more times when he reached the bullpen.
~~He's so gross. So gross. omg so gross.~~
His grin sharpened.
~~I guess I was flattered. I mean, this was before I realized he was the god of war, of course.~~
He caught Ethan's questioning look as he dropped the file he'd been carrying on the younger man's desk.
Realizing he had a new opportunity to needle two of his annoyances at once, he remarked, "That Kai. Had some questions on Xerynn. Wondered if I had any secrets." Ah, there we go. Red ears.
"Oh?" Ethan cleared his throat and fiddled with the folder. "Anything I should know?"
"Naw." He typed out another message.
~~I'm surprised he hasn't accosted Oakes. He likes to cover his bases, from what I've seen. He also hasn't stopped trying to get me to his side, either.~~
He didn't hide the burst of laughter at the keysmash swears that filled up his phone.
~~I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT.~~
Chernov snickered and tucked his phone away, ignoring the subsequent buzzing. There was certainly more to his and Xerynn's relationship; but the core of it had always been the god's attempts to break Chernov down into a usable tool. Over the years, much as it was odd to say, it became a form of courtship between the two of them that Chernov did anything and everything to quietly piss the attorney off. But he never witnessed anger in Xerynn's odd eyes. Only cold amusement.
Back at his desk, he scrolled through Kai's repeated verbal flailing, snorting softly. Kai was an oddball, for sure. He knew things he likely shouldn't and since meeting the younger man, Chernov had caught whiff of the odd aura that lay over him. Kai was and wasn't quite human. What he was, Chernov had no guess.
At the moment, it was enough that Kai appeared to be one of those few who annoyed Xerynn. Unlike Chernov, he was nearly positive Xerynn wouldn't even attempt seducing Kai. He'd seen how the god had been when they'd brought Kai in for questioning. Not protective, not exactly. More like a child at recess not wishing to share.
He tucked his phone away again and picked up another file.
Something to ponder for another time. He looked across the room to catch Ethan's gaze, smirking when the other detective glanced away quickly, the red not quite gone from his ears and jawline. Though, I'm pretty sure I know how to keep tabs on you now, Kai.
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Kinnporsche Rewatch - Episode 8
Summary: Many idiots offer each other thumbs up.
Favorite Line: “Black Eagle is on the way! Tailorbird will run now!”
Porsche’s Wacky Antics: Blasts Kinn with his rancid morning breath, and is repaid in kind. Runs around like a chicken trying to find his clothes. Flips Kinn off. Tells Pete his legs are still shaking from his “rough” punishment. Gets his socks mixed up with Kinn’s. Plays footsie with Kinn during an important meeting and startles him so much all of the bodyguards draw guns. Draws the funniest picture ever of the ghost haunting him, and earns the Dimples of Disdain from Pete. Goes on a high stakes caper with Pete. Screams so much at movie night Tankhun tosses him out on his ass. Throws a consecrated penis at Kinn.
Why is Chay crying? He isn’t, but after his little display in Valet Parking, I am.
Woe is Big: First Khun Kinn replaces him with Porsche. Now, Khun Kim’s making him help with detective work about Porsche. Why is this guy so damn special? He must be a liar! Poor Big.
Tankhun Highlight: I am utterly tickled by his horror movie makeup, his blue jammies, and his cuddle pile with his bodyguards. I’m also squealing to see Lee Hyeri make a cameo.
A Woman Speaks: Yok has missed Porsche! She tells him when you’re in love the two of you “have to add sweetness to each other” outside the bedroom. Tells him any idiot can use google to find a café for a date.
What’s Pete eating, and who prepared it for him? Microwave popcorn, prepared by Pol.
Vegas Report: :( I’ve got him in my pocket for later.
Shipping Activities
KinnPorsche: They wake up together in Kinn’s fluffy bed, soft cozy & nice. Bread foreplay occurs. Porsche leaps into Kinn’s arms and Kinn can carry him around without any trouble at all and lord that is hot. Porsche really wants to do this dating thing right. He takes Kinn on the sappiest date ever. It’s clear neither of them have ever done this before and apparently I can be seduced with cuteness because they make me smile helplessly and I am embarrassed at myself. Porsche calls Kinn to come over & save him from being alone with a ghost, and later gets advised by Pete not to block Kinn’s ‘punishments’ with his neck anymore. Pete. My boy. Come on.
VegasPete: I don’t think it’s fair to tease us with VegasPete content and then they’re completely absent in the next episode. Give them to meeeeeeeee.
Do I care about KimChay yet? No. Chay stages an ambush in front of Kim’s building and forces him to listen to his love song, and this is happening I guess. I am the security guard coming out to tell Chay to be quiet.
# of KimChay scenes in this episode: 1
# of KimChay scenes I watched without skipping through: 1, but I did pause it twice to take deep breaths before being able to continue.
Kisses: Morning bread kisses. Is this what Farmhouse Bread envisioned when they agreed to be a show sponsor? Date selfie kisses.
Tits Out: Kinn & Porsche in bed together at the start of the episode, and later Kinn while he and Porsche are scrambling to strip each other after the bodyguard meeting.
What’s Gun wearing? He’s nowhere to be found. Look it’s not like I really want him coming around all the time, but would it be too much to ask for him to wander through the background at least once per episode? Maybe so.
Serious Observations of Various Sorts: In the park where Kinn and Porsche go for their date, there’s a man taking photos of his enormous pig. Pete’s codenames for Porsche, Kinn, and himself are Ostrich, Black Eagle, and Tailorbird. The ostrich is flightless but can run 70 kph/45 mph. The black eagle is a predator famous for eating the nestlings of other birds. The tailorbird sews leaves together with grasses to make its nest. Does any of this matter? I don’t think so? But I like birds.
Have I calmed down? I read the entire Wikipedia page for the black eagle, a bird I’d never heard of before, because it’s Kinn’s code name. So that’s a solid no.
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